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Rebellious: kintatsujo Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets plenoptic07 Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It's like people are kintatsujo An amazing and revolutionary concept indigo-night-wisp When people ask me, "Why do you want to adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because you asked like that." I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine. "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the system." There's no aging out of family, Marvin "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won't listen to you?" Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley. "You want to adopt problem children then?" All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids. dearbluetravelers Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up All children are problem children :)
Rebellious: kintatsujo
 Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant
 I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
 Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees
 present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
 Me: We are discussing human beings not digital
 pets
 plenoptic07
 Literally every child every born and/or parented
 presents unique challenges. It's like people are
 kintatsujo
 An amazing and revolutionary concept
 indigo-night-wisp
 When people ask me, "Why do you want to
 adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because
 you asked like that."
 I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17
 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option
 to adopt them? You better believe I am legally
 making that kid mine.
 "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend
 the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the
 system."
 There's no aging out of family, Marvin
 "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs
 or steal things! What if they won't listen to
 you?"
 Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some
 fruxking parenting, Stanley.
 "You want to adopt problem children then?"
 All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're
 not prepared to deal with the fact that at some
 point, any child ever, whether you birthed them
 yourself or adopted them at any age, could
 become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to
 have children, and should really just step off
 and let the people who actually want to be
 parents live in peace with their kids.
 dearbluetravelers
 Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up
All children are problem children :)

All children are problem children :)

Rebellious: kintatsujo Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets plenoptic07 Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It's like people are kintatsujo An amazing and revolutionary concept indigo-night-wisp When people ask me, "Why do you want to adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because you asked like that." I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine. "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the system." There's no aging out of family, Marvin "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won't listen to you?" Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley. "You want to adopt problem children then?" All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids. dearbluetravelers Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs
Rebellious: kintatsujo
 Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant
 I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
 Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees
 present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
 Me: We are discussing human beings not digital
 pets
 plenoptic07
 Literally every child every born and/or parented
 presents unique challenges. It's like people are
 kintatsujo
 An amazing and revolutionary concept
 indigo-night-wisp
 When people ask me, "Why do you want to
 adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because
 you asked like that."
 I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17
 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option
 to adopt them? You better believe I am legally
 making that kid mine.
 "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend
 the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the
 system."
 There's no aging out of family, Marvin
 "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs
 or steal things! What if they won't listen to
 you?"
 Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some
 fruxking parenting, Stanley.
 "You want to adopt problem children then?"
 All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're
 not prepared to deal with the fact that at some
 point, any child ever, whether you birthed them
 yourself or adopted them at any age, could
 become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to
 have children, and should really just step off
 and let the people who actually want to be
 parents live in peace with their kids.
 dearbluetravelers
 Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up
All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs

All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs

Rebellious: so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is Kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait... and she was like you'll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we're holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom. I might to something CRAZY or RADICAL or REBELLIOUS like delete all my social media accounts for exactly one evening and then reinstall them all tomorrow and apologise to all my friends for blanking them again or I could do something even CRAZIER LIKE PUT TWO SUGARS IN MY TEA INSTEAD OF ONE!! I'm crazy and weird I'm like the Joker 😜😱😂 or Cole Sprout in River Dale 😳😵😱 All you guys really want is a vaguely witty caption with at least one penis-dildo joke in it well guess what!!!! Jordanna is asleep!!!! She's asleep!!!!! Goodnight Jordanna I hope you have a good sleep
Rebellious: so this kid he used to bully me in middle school
 before i got tough, well this is Kind of a funny
 story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest
 sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt
 bring my glasses but im going through the
 house because she told me to make myself at
 home and i see a family photo and im just like
 he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit.
 and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah
 i have a son your age actually and im just like
 wait... and she was like you'll meet him later
 when we go to the car show, and im just like
 fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its
 me and her we're holding hands being friendly
 and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not
 this is the same dude who used to fucking bully
 me in middle school and he starts fucking
 crying because he didnt know his mom was
 lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while,
 but im getting fucked by your mom.
I might to something CRAZY or RADICAL or REBELLIOUS like delete all my social media accounts for exactly one evening and then reinstall them all tomorrow and apologise to all my friends for blanking them again or I could do something even CRAZIER LIKE PUT TWO SUGARS IN MY TEA INSTEAD OF ONE!! I'm crazy and weird I'm like the Joker 😜😱😂 or Cole Sprout in River Dale 😳😵😱 All you guys really want is a vaguely witty caption with at least one penis-dildo joke in it well guess what!!!! Jordanna is asleep!!!! She's asleep!!!!! Goodnight Jordanna I hope you have a good sleep

I might to something CRAZY or RADICAL or REBELLIOUS like delete all my social media accounts for exactly one evening and then reinstall t...

Rebellious: 9 Wednesday's great aunt Calpernia. She was burned as a witch in 1706. They said she danced naked in the town square and enslaved the minister. But don't worry. We've told Wednesday... college first. portmanteau-bot: candiikismet: peredhelinblack: hannibalthecanibal: brokenasphyxiation: zetatauri: ohnonotthedrill: ndnickerson: COLLEGE FIRST. I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first. A+ PARENTING The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point.  I HAVE to reblog this… so many shows about a family use a constant abrasion between the parents in order to bring the plot along. not the addams family, no. gomez and morticia were disgustingly in love to the point that gomez kissing up morticia’s arm to her neck is something that even people who haven’t seen the show will recognize. they have a marriage to strive for There’s an episode of the original show where a rebellious runaway teenager crashes at their house, and is taken aback by how little they care about how he dresses or what he says, and they wind up teaching his parents how to love their son. Four for you Addamses, you go Addamses. Parent Goals parent + goals = paroals.Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1Save food. Save food. | PayPal | Patreon
Rebellious: 9
 Wednesday's great aunt Calpernia.

 She was burned as a witch in
 1706. They said she danced naked
 in the town square and enslaved
 the minister.

 But don't worry. We've told Wednesday...

 college first.
portmanteau-bot:

candiikismet:

peredhelinblack:

hannibalthecanibal:

brokenasphyxiation:

zetatauri:

ohnonotthedrill:

ndnickerson:

COLLEGE FIRST.

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.
A+ PARENTING

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

I HAVE to reblog this…

so many shows about a family use a constant abrasion between the parents in order to bring the plot along. not the addams family, no. gomez and morticia were disgustingly in love to the point that gomez kissing up morticia’s arm to her neck is something that even people who haven’t seen the show will recognize. they have a marriage to strive for

There’s an episode of the original show where a rebellious runaway teenager crashes at their house, and is taken aback by how little they care about how he dresses or what he says, and they wind up teaching his parents how to love their son. Four for you Addamses, you go Addamses.


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Rebellious: These Rebellious Funny Animals Don't Care About Your Signs
Rebellious: These Rebellious Funny Animals Don't Care About Your Signs

These Rebellious Funny Animals Don't Care About Your Signs

Rebellious: Soldiers capture rebellious children and convert them into cultists, 2018 colorized
Rebellious: Soldiers capture rebellious children and convert them into cultists, 2018 colorized

Soldiers capture rebellious children and convert them into cultists, 2018 colorized

Rebellious: Josh Hugo 11 hrs This "school walkout" thing is giving me serious "1984" vibes Schools are sanctioning it, so it isn't actually a walkout. It's actually students conforming to the government authority by speaking a government- approved opinion in a government-approved venue. And that opinion is that they should have their own rights taken away by the government whose opinion they are expressing You have students marching with the sanction of the state to demand less freedom from the state... and everyone is pretending that their doing so is somehow brave and rebellious. If my kids weren't already homeschooled, this would probably tip the balance. <p><a href="https://undeadwill.tumblr.com/post/171884063549/ive-been-saying-it-for-years-how-can-entrust" class="tumblr_blog">undeadwill</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I’ve been saying it for years. How can entrust the state to be the sole and only provider education and raise kids for 18 years? </p> <p>Especially considering that they do not trust the state to be the sole or even largest source for news or information. </p> </blockquote> <p>I will never understand how people can simultaneously hold the view that the government is evil and Trump is a horrible fascist but also the government needs to protect us and further restrict us with more laws so we can be “safe“. It seriously infuriates me.</p>
Rebellious: Josh Hugo
 11 hrs
 This "school walkout" thing is giving me serious
 "1984" vibes
 Schools are sanctioning it, so it isn't actually a
 walkout. It's actually students conforming to the
 government authority by speaking a government-
 approved opinion in a government-approved venue.
 And that opinion is that they should have their own
 rights taken away by the government whose opinion
 they are expressing
 You have students marching with the sanction of the
 state to demand less freedom from the state... and
 everyone is pretending that their doing so is somehow
 brave and rebellious.
 If my kids weren't already homeschooled, this would
 probably tip the balance.
<p><a href="https://undeadwill.tumblr.com/post/171884063549/ive-been-saying-it-for-years-how-can-entrust" class="tumblr_blog">undeadwill</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>I’ve been saying it for years. How can entrust  the state to be the sole and only provider education and raise kids for 18 years? </p>
<p>Especially considering that they do not trust the state to be the sole or even largest source for news or information. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>I will never understand how people can simultaneously hold the view that the government is evil and Trump is a horrible fascist but also the government needs to protect us and further restrict us with more laws so we can be “safe“. It seriously infuriates me.</p>

<p><a href="https://undeadwill.tumblr.com/post/171884063549/ive-been-saying-it-for-years-how-can-entrust" class="tumblr_blog">undeadwill<...

Rebellious: pinecone.pub I want to be protected Protection For safety ALOE AMETHYST ASH BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAF BIRCH BLACKBERRY BLUEBERRY CACTUS CINNAMON CLOVE CLOVER CORN COTTON EGGSHELL EUCALYPTUS FENNEL FLAX FRANKINCENSE GARLIC III11IIIT11IIT111ITIITT1TiliITITI1IIlIIIITIIIIT1TI1IlII111 pinecone.pub I want to be protected Protection For safety ALOE AMETHYST ASH <p><a href="https://torhallatalaksdater.tumblr.com/post/147730963351/a-brand-new-witch-skrata" class="tumblr_blog">torhallatalaksdater</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-brand-new-witch.tumblr.com/post/139717046754">a-brand-new-witch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/138588557024">skrata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://caffeine-and-crystals.tumblr.com/post/137860433608">caffeine-and-crystals</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thiscrookedcrown.tumblr.com/post/136616346737">thiscrookedcrown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/136588134994">skrata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://southwitchwisdom.tumblr.com/post/136585662106">southwitchwisdom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/136581897469">skrata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-witch-in-wonderland.tumblr.com/post/136579952467">the-witch-in-wonderland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/135030948189">skrata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rebellious-wisdom.tumblr.com/post/135028201080">rebellious-wisdom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/135027713124">skrata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mysticbusiness.tumblr.com/post/134915072206">mysticbusiness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/128814400984">skrata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My boyfriend is doing something awesome.</p> <p>He’s making an online spell maker/ witch encyclopedia </p> <p>Basically you can type in an intent or keywords and get ideas for spells </p> <p>Or you can type out everything you want and it is also color coded (key words like love are red, courage is orange, etc.) and do cyber spells </p> <p>It’s not done yet but once it is I’ll for sure be sharing on here!</p> </blockquote> <p>gotta look this up to see if they ever finished this.</p> </blockquote> <p>We plan on releasing it soon, the only thing is that not every ingredient has been added and after its out we may still be in the process of adding</p> </blockquote> <p>Look forward to it! Android?</p> </blockquote> <p>Certainly it works on all phones since it’ll be a web app, but it can be added to your home screen for convenience :)</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m dying waiting for this</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s out !!! <a class="tumblelog" href="http://tmblr.co/mHl6fmJjVSNr_tuwPLpZJDw">@the-witch-in-wonderland</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Can you say what the link is?!?!? Id totally buy this from the app store</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s free pinecone.pub</p> </blockquote> <p>This is pretty amazing. Can’t wait to see where you take this. <a href="http://pinecone.pub/">Check this out folks</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is my favourite witchy app EVER. I use it every day and highly recommend it!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Wow thank you!! <a class="tumblelog" href="http://tmblr.co/mPBsQjNO9arre68R6UnMGnA">@caffeine-and-crystals</a></p> </blockquote> <p>🔮Boosting this cause it’s amazing,and everyone should know about it!🔮</p> </blockquote> <p>I forgot I made an account.</p> </blockquote>
Rebellious: pinecone.pub
 I want to be protected
 Protection
 For safety
 ALOE AMETHYST ASH
 BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAF
 BIRCH BLACKBERRY BLUEBERRY
 CACTUS CINNAMON CLOVE
 CLOVER CORN COTTON
 EGGSHELL EUCALYPTUS FENNEL
 FLAX FRANKINCENSE GARLIC

 III11IIIT11IIT111ITIITT1TiliITITI1IIlIIIITIIIIT1TI1IlII111
 pinecone.pub
 I want to be protected
 Protection
 For safety
 ALOE AMETHYST ASH
<p><a href="https://torhallatalaksdater.tumblr.com/post/147730963351/a-brand-new-witch-skrata" class="tumblr_blog">torhallatalaksdater</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-brand-new-witch.tumblr.com/post/139717046754">a-brand-new-witch</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/138588557024">skrata</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://caffeine-and-crystals.tumblr.com/post/137860433608">caffeine-and-crystals</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thiscrookedcrown.tumblr.com/post/136616346737">thiscrookedcrown</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/136588134994">skrata</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://southwitchwisdom.tumblr.com/post/136585662106">southwitchwisdom</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/136581897469">skrata</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-witch-in-wonderland.tumblr.com/post/136579952467">the-witch-in-wonderland</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/135030948189">skrata</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rebellious-wisdom.tumblr.com/post/135028201080">rebellious-wisdom</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/135027713124">skrata</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mysticbusiness.tumblr.com/post/134915072206">mysticbusiness</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/128814400984">skrata</a>:</p>
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<p>My boyfriend is doing something awesome.</p>

<p>He’s making an online spell maker/ witch encyclopedia </p>

<p>Basically you can type in an intent or keywords and get ideas for spells </p>

<p>Or you can type out everything you want and it is also color coded (key words like love are red, courage is orange, etc.) and do cyber spells </p>

<p>It’s not done yet but once it is I’ll for sure be sharing on here!</p>
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<p>gotta look this up to see if they ever finished this.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>We plan on releasing it soon, the only thing is that not every ingredient has been added and after its out we may still be in the process of adding</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Look forward to it! Android?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Certainly it works on all phones since it’ll be a web app, but it can be added to your home screen for convenience :)</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I’m dying waiting for this</p>
</blockquote>
<p>It’s out !!! <a class="tumblelog" href="http://tmblr.co/mHl6fmJjVSNr_tuwPLpZJDw">@the-witch-in-wonderland</a></p>
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<p>Can you say what the link is?!?!? Id totally buy this from the app store</p>
</blockquote>
<p>It’s free pinecone.pub</p>
</blockquote>
<p>This is pretty amazing. Can’t wait to see where you take this. <a href="http://pinecone.pub/">Check this out folks</a>.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>This is my favourite witchy app EVER. I use it every day and highly recommend it!!</p>
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<p>Wow thank you!! <a class="tumblelog" href="http://tmblr.co/mPBsQjNO9arre68R6UnMGnA">@caffeine-and-crystals</a></p>
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<p>🔮Boosting this cause it’s amazing,and everyone should know about it!🔮</p>
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<p>I forgot I made an account.</p>
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<p><a href="https://torhallatalaksdater.tumblr.com/post/147730963351/a-brand-new-witch-skrata" class="tumblr_blog">torhallatalaksdater</a...

Rebellious: Shells&Emotions @anna_bayla My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 5/13/16, 1:44 AM 986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES valeria2067: theupbeat-hart: valtharr: aviculor: jumpingjacktrash: imo he was being super salty about that tendency guys have to blame their anatomy for their bad choices it’s like “oh i don’t want to be a creepo but my dick has a mind of its own” “well here’s a scissors fix your life” or maybe, you know, have some damn respect, and don’t pretend you don’t have a choice of whether to be nasty i think people have a tendency to take jesus literally when he was actually throwing shade, or to take things in this really smarmy martyrish way when they’re actually pretty snippy i mean “turn the other cheek” sounds like being a doormat until you picture how it would play out: someone smacks you, and you turn and go “do it again, go on, take a swing buddy, does that make you feel better, do you feel like a winner now?” cuz you know what 90% of the time they will get curled up shame toes and shuffle off tl;dr: no jesus did not actually want you to take a spoon to your eyeballs for babe watching, he wanted you to take responsibility for how you treat people All of the actions Jesus told his followers to perform are actually passive-aggressive actions meant to oppose and resist Jerusalem’s Roman colonizers. Like, turning the other cheek is actually a matter of forcing the Roman to either break proper slapping etiquette or to hit you properly- thereby treating you as an equal instead of someone he’s subjugating. If a debtor is taking all your possessions in court, you include the shirt off your back so his greed is causing you to commit public nudity. And when a soldier forces you to carry his equipment (as per the law of the time), you go the extra mile with him- literally carrying his bag beyond the distance that the law stipulates and therefore making the action illegal. Context matters. Jesus was a radical, rebellious, snarky twentysomething. Always remember that. A Jesus post I’m here for. Canon Jesus is always 100% better than current fanon Jesus
Rebellious: Shells&Emotions
 @anna_bayla
 My favorite bible story is when instead
 of telling women to dress modestly,
 Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by
 plucking their eyes out
 5/13/16, 1:44 AM
 986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES
valeria2067:
theupbeat-hart:

valtharr:

aviculor:

jumpingjacktrash:

imo he was being super salty about that tendency guys have to blame their anatomy for their bad choices
it’s like “oh i don’t want to be a creepo but my dick has a mind of its own” “well here’s a scissors fix your life”
or maybe, you know, have some damn respect, and don’t pretend you don’t have a choice of whether to be nasty
i think people have a tendency to take jesus literally when he was actually throwing shade, or to take things in this really smarmy martyrish way when they’re actually pretty snippy
i mean “turn the other cheek” sounds like being a doormat until you picture how it would play out: someone smacks you, and you turn and go “do it again, go on, take a swing buddy, does that make you feel better, do you feel like a winner now?” cuz you know what 90% of the time they will get curled up shame toes and shuffle off
tl;dr: no jesus did not actually want you to take a spoon to your eyeballs for babe watching, he wanted you to take responsibility for how you treat people

All of the actions Jesus told his followers to perform are actually passive-aggressive actions meant to oppose and resist Jerusalem’s Roman colonizers. Like,

turning the other cheek is actually a matter of forcing the Roman to either break proper slapping etiquette or to hit you properly- thereby treating you as an equal instead of someone he’s subjugating. If a debtor is taking all your possessions in court, you include the shirt off your back so his greed is causing you to commit public nudity. And when a soldier forces you to carry his equipment (as per the law of the time), you go the extra mile with him- literally carrying his bag beyond the distance that the law stipulates and therefore making the action illegal.
Context matters.

Jesus was a radical, rebellious, snarky twentysomething. Always remember that.


A Jesus post I’m here for.


Canon Jesus is always 100% better than current fanon Jesus

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Rebellious: Shells&Emotions @anna_bayla My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 5/13/16, 1:44 AM jumpingjacktrash: imo he was being super salty about that tendency guys have to blame their anatomy for their bad choices it's like "oh i don't want to be a creepo but my dick has a mind of its own" "well here's a scissors fix vour life" or maybe, you know, have some damn respect, and don't pretend you don't have a choice of whether to be nasty i think people have a tendency to take jesus literally when he was actually throwing shade, or to take things in this really smarmy martyrish way when they're actually pretty snippy i mean "turn the other cheek" sounds like being a doormat until you picture how it would play out: someone smacks you, and you turn and go "do it again, go on, take a swing buddy, does that make you feel better, do you feel like a winner now?" cuz you know what 90% of the time they will get curled up shame toes and shuffle off tl:dr: no jesus did not actually want you to take a spoon to your eyeballs for babe watching, he wanted you to take responsibility for how you treat people All of the actions Jesus told his followers to perform are actually passive-aggressive actions meant to oppose and resist Jerusalem's Roman colonizers. Like, turning the other cheek is actually a matter of forcing the Roman to either break proper slapping etiquette or to hit you properly- thereby treating you as an equal instead of someone he's subjugating. If a debtor is taking all your possessions in court, you include the shirt off your back so his greed is causing you to commit public nudity. And when a soldier forces you to carry his equipment (as per the law of the time), you go the extra mile with him- literally carrying his bag beyond the distance that the law stipulates and therefore making the action illegal Context matters Jesus was a radical, rebellious, snarky twentysomething Always remember that. A Jesus post I'm here for. # well. thirtysomething. #dude was 33 when he died #but nah just remember Jesus is basically a high school teacher #on a very intense multiyear field trip with his class and Peter the Undergrad Student Teacher The passive-aggressive shall inherit the Earth
Rebellious: Shells&Emotions
 @anna_bayla
 My favorite bible story is when instead
 of telling women to dress modestly,
 Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by
 plucking their eyes out
 5/13/16, 1:44 AM
 jumpingjacktrash:
 imo he was being super salty about that tendency guys
 have to blame their anatomy for their bad choices
 it's like "oh i don't want to be a creepo but my dick has a
 mind of its own" "well here's a scissors fix vour life"
 or maybe, you know, have some damn respect, and don't
 pretend you don't have a choice of whether to be nasty
 i think people have a tendency to take jesus literally when
 he was actually throwing shade, or to take things in this
 really smarmy martyrish way when they're actually pretty
 snippy
 i mean "turn the other cheek" sounds like being a
 doormat until you picture how it would play out: someone
 smacks you, and you turn and go "do it again, go on, take
 a swing buddy, does that make you feel better, do you
 feel like a winner now?" cuz you know what 90% of the
 time they will get curled up shame toes and shuffle off
 tl:dr: no jesus did not actually want you to take a spoon
 to your eyeballs for babe watching, he wanted you to
 take responsibility for how you treat people
 All of the actions Jesus told his followers to perform are
 actually passive-aggressive actions meant to oppose and
 resist Jerusalem's Roman colonizers. Like, turning the other
 cheek is actually a matter of forcing the Roman to either
 break proper slapping etiquette or to hit you properly-
 thereby treating you as an equal instead of someone he's
 subjugating. If a debtor is taking all your possessions in
 court, you include the shirt off your back so his greed is
 causing you to commit public nudity. And when a soldier
 forces you to carry his equipment (as per the law of the
 time), you go the extra mile with him- literally carrying his
 bag beyond the distance that the law stipulates and
 therefore making the action illegal
 Context matters
 Jesus was a radical, rebellious, snarky twentysomething
 Always remember that.
 A Jesus post I'm here for.
 # well. thirtysomething. #dude was 33 when he died #but nah
 just remember Jesus is basically a high school teacher #on a
 very intense multiyear field trip with his class and Peter the
 Undergrad Student Teacher
The passive-aggressive shall inherit the Earth

The passive-aggressive shall inherit the Earth

Rebellious: Shells&Emotions @anna_bayla My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 5/13/16, 1:44 AM 986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES eeyore9990: valeria2067: theupbeat-hart: valtharr: aviculor: jumpingjacktrash: imo he was being super salty about that tendency guys have to blame their anatomy for their bad choices it’s like “oh i don’t want to be a creepo but my dick has a mind of its own” “well here’s a scissors fix your life” or maybe, you know, have some damn respect, and don’t pretend you don’t have a choice of whether to be nasty i think people have a tendency to take jesus literally when he was actually throwing shade, or to take things in this really smarmy martyrish way when they’re actually pretty snippy i mean “turn the other cheek” sounds like being a doormat until you picture how it would play out: someone smacks you, and you turn and go “do it again, go on, take a swing buddy, does that make you feel better, do you feel like a winner now?” cuz you know what 90% of the time they will get curled up shame toes and shuffle off tl;dr: no jesus did not actually want you to take a spoon to your eyeballs for babe watching, he wanted you to take responsibility for how you treat people All of the actions Jesus told his followers to perform are actually passive-aggressive actions meant to oppose and resist Jerusalem’s Roman colonizers. Like, turning the other cheek is actually a matter of forcing the Roman to either break proper slapping etiquette or to hit you properly- thereby treating you as an equal instead of someone he’s subjugating. If a debtor is taking all your possessions in court, you include the shirt off your back so his greed is causing you to commit public nudity. And when a soldier forces you to carry his equipment (as per the law of the time), you go the extra mile with him- literally carrying his bag beyond the distance that the law stipulates and therefore making the action illegal. Context matters. Jesus was a radical, rebellious, snarky twentysomething. Always remember that. A Jesus post I’m here for. Canon Jesus is always 100% better than current fanon Jesus And I mean think about it. Jesus was a millenial. Two thousand years ago, sure, but he was a millenial. Never let bullshit “Christians” tell you otherwise.
Rebellious: Shells&Emotions
 @anna_bayla
 My favorite bible story is when instead
 of telling women to dress modestly,
 Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by
 plucking their eyes out
 5/13/16, 1:44 AM
 986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES
eeyore9990:
valeria2067:

theupbeat-hart:

valtharr:

aviculor:

jumpingjacktrash:

imo he was being super salty about that tendency guys have to blame their anatomy for their bad choices
it’s like “oh i don’t want to be a creepo but my dick has a mind of its own” “well here’s a scissors fix your life”
or maybe, you know, have some damn respect, and don’t pretend you don’t have a choice of whether to be nasty
i think people have a tendency to take jesus literally when he was actually throwing shade, or to take things in this really smarmy martyrish way when they’re actually pretty snippy
i mean “turn the other cheek” sounds like being a doormat until you picture how it would play out: someone smacks you, and you turn and go “do it again, go on, take a swing buddy, does that make you feel better, do you feel like a winner now?” cuz you know what 90% of the time they will get curled up shame toes and shuffle off
tl;dr: no jesus did not actually want you to take a spoon to your eyeballs for babe watching, he wanted you to take responsibility for how you treat people

All of the actions Jesus told his followers to perform are actually passive-aggressive actions meant to oppose and resist Jerusalem’s Roman colonizers. Like,

turning the other cheek is actually a matter of forcing the Roman to either break proper slapping etiquette or to hit you properly- thereby treating you as an equal instead of someone he’s subjugating. If a debtor is taking all your possessions in court, you include the shirt off your back so his greed is causing you to commit public nudity. And when a soldier forces you to carry his equipment (as per the law of the time), you go the extra mile with him- literally carrying his bag beyond the distance that the law stipulates and therefore making the action illegal.
Context matters.

Jesus was a radical, rebellious, snarky twentysomething. Always remember that.


A Jesus post I’m here for.


Canon Jesus is always 100% better than current fanon Jesus


And I mean think about it. Jesus was a millenial.  Two thousand years ago, sure, but he was a millenial. Never let bullshit “Christians” tell you otherwise.

eeyore9990: valeria2067: theupbeat-hart: valtharr: aviculor: jumpingjacktrash: imo he was being super salty about that tendency guys...

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Rebellious: R.U. a Cyberpunk?
 cyberpunk l'si-ber-pungki n l: a late 20th century techno-revolutionary
 or someone who poses as such 2: a hard-boiled hacker with anarchist
 inclinations 3: a computer geek who likes Ministry 4: as seen in TIME
 magazine, a member of a counter-cultural "movement" of the same name.
 characterized by a combination of technological savvy with a rebellious
 lifestyle 5: Billy ldol's comeback album 6: someone who has delusions
 about living in the future 7: someone who maintains that mirrorshade
 sunglasses (last seen on CHiPs) never went out of fashion
 MONEY (NON-DIGITAL PAPER VARIETY)
 In the world of cyberpunk corporate
 espionage, it all boils down to this
 40Z. VIDEO CAM-for
 use along with third eye.
 Test Dept release inside
 shoulder-surfing the passwords
 MICRO CAMERA hardcopy
 data (more proof the better)
 people in dark places
 LOGITECH HANDHELD
 SCANNER (SCAN MAN
 32 FOR MAC) literary
 appropriations for own
 SONY PYXIs-longitude/latitude finder via
 satellites, Just where the hell are you, anyway!
 cyberpunk manifesto
 STUN GUN-self-defense
 (plenty offensive)
 PRIVATE EYE-essential
 for staying online 24/7
 PAGER-yeah, sure, right
 COMBINATION
 IN BAG-last 3 issues of
 2600, MONDO 2000'sA
 User's Guite, MONDO #1
 chock full of
 goodies: torque
 wrenches, line-
 man's handser
 electronic lock-
 pick, shotgun
 mike, and the
 Demon Dialer
 VOLTMETER
 be prepared!
 SONY MULTIMEDIASONY VIDEO WALKMAN
 PLAYER(VCR) your third eye
 for realtime surveillance
 and watching your back
 CELLULAR PHONE
 VOICE CHANGERAPPLE POWERBOOK 18-
 kound lke anybody highly portable for jacking
 CD-ROM
 Pirated copy of
 Virtual Light inside
 low budget phone
 encrypting
 into anywhere, and for PGP
 key exchanges, etc.
 this time around
 From: The Spy Factory: Voice Changer, Phone Scrambler. 10x25 monocular, Minox micro-M camera, Stun Gun Sony: Sony Pyxis model IPS-360, Sony Portable Multimedia CD
 ROM Player model PIX-100, Sony Minidisc Player model MZ-I: Reflection Technology: Private Eye Super Circuits: 4 oz. mini video camera Logitech: Scan Man 32 for Mac.
 MONDO 30 20