Hello dark world !
Developer: I’d need a couple of weeks to refactor the big mess we have and fill our technical debt before we move forward Manager: that’s...
whatever I’ve done wrong must be much worse than I anticipated
He tells the secret code of refactoring the code
Not quite a rubber duck, but it can hunt bugs
It definitely is
Finally someone said it
Im gonna just refactor your code a bit
dArK tHeMe iS SuPeRIor
That Temporary workaround you put in that the product owner refuses to allocate any more story points to refactor down the line
Code drunk refactor sober
Running tests be like
Wheres your god now?
Some kid from school wrote this comment at the start of his program
Do you have a passion for JAVA?. Neither do we
Guilty of this more than Id like to admit.