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Repeatingly: My hotel has a sitting area with no possible way to access it <p><a href="http://heresymaker.tumblr.com/post/173374226185/mattfrost9-pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">heresymaker</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://mattfrost9.tumblr.com/post/173368584955/pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mattfrost9</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pencil-rebagels.tumblr.com/post/170789645641/nickyvmlp-randomjunkbloguniverse" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pencil-rebagels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nickyvmlp.tumblr.com/post/170643626730/randomjunkbloguniverse-sunnysundown" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nickyvmlp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randomjunkbloguniverse.tumblr.com/post/136930524501" target="_blank">randomjunkbloguniverse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/post/136926845481" target="_blank">sunnysundown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetallblacknerd.tumblr.com/post/136925657311" target="_blank">thetallblacknerd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chellzaintshit.tumblr.com/post/136922296793" target="_blank">chellzaintshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaintaboutshit.tumblr.com/post/136912549583" target="_blank">weaintaboutshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superbrybread.tumblr.com/post/136866352410" target="_blank">superbrybread</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pokemanaphy.tumblr.com/post/136836479516" target="_blank">pokemanaphy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillhasabigego.tumblr.com/post/136814876667" target="_blank">stillhasabigego</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guitaurenhero.tumblr.com/post/136805416431" target="_blank">guitaurenhero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/136750453004" target="_blank">therealfeedback</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://salty-mcfly.tumblr.com/post/136750369382" target="_blank">salty-mcfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://termanal-velocity.tumblr.com/post/136749786955" target="_blank">termanal-velocity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strawberryr.tumblr.com/post/136749594651" target="_blank">strawberryr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delcat177.tumblr.com/post/136176480164" target="_blank">delcat177</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professor-bats.tumblr.com/post/136176369985" target="_blank">professor-bats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kalasraven.tumblr.com/post/135329532619" target="_blank">kalasraven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightsintodreams.tumblr.com/post/135317626485" target="_blank">knightsintodreams</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acearoruby.tumblr.com/post/135091848501" target="_blank">acearoruby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarakitten.tumblr.com/post/135067742921" target="_blank">sarakitten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realgirlsgaming.tumblr.com/post/132113456630" target="_blank">realgirlsgaming</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azaleecalypso.tumblr.com/post/131334095107" target="_blank">azaleecalypso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://touchyourblood.tumblr.com/post/131304828509" target="_blank">touchyourblood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephilosophyofnope.tumblr.com/post/129745107562" target="_blank">thephilosophyofnope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bikwin5.tumblr.com/post/129124872826" target="_blank">bikwin5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jimthecitizen.tumblr.com/post/129117876728" target="_blank">jimthecitizen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that’s quitter’s talk</p> </blockquote> <p>you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip</p> </blockquote> <p>use whirlwind sprint</p> </blockquote> <p>climb on the desk and double jump from there<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing</p> </blockquote> <p>Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuckin triangle jump</p> </blockquote> <p>Wallrun and jump to it</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!</p> </blockquote> <p>you’re just not thinking with portals. </p> </blockquote> <p>They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.</p> </blockquote> <p>jump and then hit control</p> </blockquote> <p>paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink</p> </blockquote> <p>Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet</p> </blockquote> <p>Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a4229de323d2c2395fdd0258ba17903e/tumblr_inline_o0lrswM7fO1s0dtdn_540.jpg" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.</p> </blockquote> <p>Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there. </p> <p>There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there</p> </blockquote> <p>No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up</p> </blockquote> <p>You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple</p> </blockquote> <p>Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix </p> </blockquote> <p>Jump and press start repeatingly!</p> </blockquote> <p>For the longest glides, press the X button at the top of your jump.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16a6816af1b633c408a3fbbffc76a300/tumblr_inline_p411poGlJ41r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d96cd8eb1d7a0c21fb9ae63245bc2b3b/tumblr_inline_p411ppfaer1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4162036a35c968ed1cfce1996737cd91/tumblr_inline_p411pstsNo1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b5684204043e17fdb93c5c18d7a4b86/tumblr_inline_p411pvyl5y1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0190b5e88668d46d34185ed2e9056a11/tumblr_inline_p411qe9MWF1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83df7394f243f14fa07db96f50c13eb1/tumblr_inline_p411rjAR7c1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a49d0df53998358a408becdfc247bb25/tumblr_inline_p411rk5bFh1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="deejaybox:lHYs5gpyNfWFidWRc5fUbQ:ZeSMgusDg9lP"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/76f97706e8cc5b0659ff9da120bb5fcf/tumblr_mri525Hqz91rcqmk0o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Dialing 5501436 in the lobby phone will disable clipping. Just make sure to only do this if this isn’t a protected hotel, or if you have the mod/admin aproval. </p> </blockquote> <p>Need to defeat Vah Madoh and obtain Revali&rsquo;s Gale first</p>
Repeatingly: My hotel has a sitting area with no possible
 way to access it
<p><a href="http://heresymaker.tumblr.com/post/173374226185/mattfrost9-pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">heresymaker</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mattfrost9.tumblr.com/post/173368584955/pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mattfrost9</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://pencil-rebagels.tumblr.com/post/170789645641/nickyvmlp-randomjunkbloguniverse" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pencil-rebagels</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://nickyvmlp.tumblr.com/post/170643626730/randomjunkbloguniverse-sunnysundown" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nickyvmlp</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randomjunkbloguniverse.tumblr.com/post/136930524501" target="_blank">randomjunkbloguniverse</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/post/136926845481" target="_blank">sunnysundown</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetallblacknerd.tumblr.com/post/136925657311" target="_blank">thetallblacknerd</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chellzaintshit.tumblr.com/post/136922296793" target="_blank">chellzaintshit</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaintaboutshit.tumblr.com/post/136912549583" target="_blank">weaintaboutshit</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superbrybread.tumblr.com/post/136866352410" target="_blank">superbrybread</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pokemanaphy.tumblr.com/post/136836479516" target="_blank">pokemanaphy</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillhasabigego.tumblr.com/post/136814876667" target="_blank">stillhasabigego</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guitaurenhero.tumblr.com/post/136805416431" target="_blank">guitaurenhero</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/136750453004" target="_blank">therealfeedback</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://salty-mcfly.tumblr.com/post/136750369382" target="_blank">salty-mcfly</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://termanal-velocity.tumblr.com/post/136749786955" target="_blank">termanal-velocity</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strawberryr.tumblr.com/post/136749594651" target="_blank">strawberryr</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delcat177.tumblr.com/post/136176480164" target="_blank">delcat177</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professor-bats.tumblr.com/post/136176369985" target="_blank">professor-bats</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kalasraven.tumblr.com/post/135329532619" target="_blank">kalasraven</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightsintodreams.tumblr.com/post/135317626485" target="_blank">knightsintodreams</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acearoruby.tumblr.com/post/135091848501" target="_blank">acearoruby</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarakitten.tumblr.com/post/135067742921" target="_blank">sarakitten</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realgirlsgaming.tumblr.com/post/132113456630" target="_blank">realgirlsgaming</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azaleecalypso.tumblr.com/post/131334095107" target="_blank">azaleecalypso</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://touchyourblood.tumblr.com/post/131304828509" target="_blank">touchyourblood</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephilosophyofnope.tumblr.com/post/129745107562" target="_blank">thephilosophyofnope</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bikwin5.tumblr.com/post/129124872826" target="_blank">bikwin5</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jimthecitizen.tumblr.com/post/129117876728" target="_blank">jimthecitizen</a>:</p>
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<p>that’s quitter’s talk</p>
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<p>you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip</p>
</blockquote>
<p>use whirlwind sprint</p>
</blockquote>
<p>climb on the desk and double jump from there<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fuckin triangle jump</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Wallrun and jump to it</p>
</blockquote>
<p>There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there</p>
</blockquote>
<p>There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>you’re just not thinking with portals. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).<br/></p>
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<p>Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>jump and then hit control</p>
</blockquote>
<p>paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash</p>
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<p>Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there. </p>

<p>There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there</p>
</blockquote>
<p>No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up</p>
</blockquote>
<p>You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Jump and press start repeatingly!</p>
</blockquote>

<p>For the longest glides, press the X button at the top of your jump.</p>
</blockquote>
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<p>Dialing 5501436 in the lobby phone will disable clipping. Just make sure to only do this if this isn’t a protected hotel, or if you have the mod/admin aproval. </p>
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<p>Need to defeat Vah Madoh and obtain Revali&rsquo;s Gale first</p>

<p><a href="http://heresymaker.tumblr.com/post/173374226185/mattfrost9-pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">her...

Repeatingly: Anonymous 12/23/13 (Mon)10:04:04 UTC-5 No.522930202 Tell me about it >went to the store on Thursday >bought a half gallon jar of pickles >love me some pickles >eat one as soon as I get home >tastesgoodman.b >so good I decide I'll have a few more >walk back to my computer and start to work but the urge is not sated not by a long shot >come back to life-givi >eat several pickles each time >after an hour the jar is empty >400% of my daily sodium never tasted so good >thirty minutes later I hear a churning in my stomach >not a light rumbling, sounds like the noise an old tub makes when you suddenly pull the drain Sinitiate sprint to bathroom mode >barely get my ass on the toilet as a fucking waterfall emerges from my asshole >never in my life have relief and horror been such close bedfellows >after about ten seconds of continuous flow it subsides to a trickle and stops >toilet water is green and smells like vinegar >body didn't even try to digest that shit >clean up and go back to computer >thinking "thank god that's over" >Not. Even. Close >five minutes later the rumbling is back >even louder this time >sprint to bathroom, lather, rinse, repeat >this happens five more fucking times >it's finally all gone >stomach is concave; I have never had less food inside my body >completely cleaned out >cue rumble >sit on toilet but it's different this time >l KNOW there's nothing in there >shit out a tiny amount of liquid, immediately feel better >"well I guess there was just a tiny bit left, that wasn't so ba-" all at once the burning fire of a thousand young suns sets upon my anal sphincter ng pickle jar several more time had just shat out pure stomach acid >frantically wipe at my ass to prevent it from melting away like the spaceship floor in Alien >craw in shower, turn cold water on full blast, and lie prone while gently sobbing >eventually towel off and crawl exhausted into bed at 3:00 in the afternoon >sleep for fourteen hours In retrospect, it was all totally worth it I love me some pickles I love me some pickles
Repeatingly: Anonymous 12/23/13 (Mon)10:04:04 UTC-5 No.522930202
 Tell me about it
 >went to the store on Thursday
 >bought a half gallon jar of pickles
 >love me some pickles
 >eat one as soon as I get home
 >tastesgoodman.b
 >so good I decide I'll have a few more
 >walk back to my computer and start to work but the urge is not sated
 not by a long shot
 >come back to life-givi
 >eat several pickles each time
 >after an hour the jar is empty
 >400% of my daily sodium never tasted so good
 >thirty minutes later I hear a churning in my stomach
 >not a light rumbling, sounds like the noise an old tub makes when you suddenly pull the drain
 Sinitiate sprint to bathroom mode
 >barely get my ass on the toilet as a fucking waterfall emerges from my asshole
 >never in my life have relief and horror been such close bedfellows
 >after about ten seconds of continuous flow it subsides to a trickle and stops
 >toilet water is green and smells like vinegar
 >body didn't even try to digest that shit
 >clean up and go back to computer
 >thinking "thank god that's over"
 >Not. Even. Close
 >five minutes later the rumbling is back
 >even louder this time
 >sprint to bathroom, lather, rinse, repeat
 >this happens five more fucking times
 >it's finally all gone
 >stomach is concave; I have never had less food inside my body
 >completely cleaned out
 >cue rumble
 >sit on toilet but it's different this time
 >l KNOW there's nothing in there
 >shit out a tiny amount of liquid, immediately feel better
 >"well I guess there was just a tiny bit left, that wasn't so ba-"
 all at once the burning fire of a thousand young suns sets upon my anal sphincter
 ng pickle jar several more time
 had just shat out pure stomach acid
 >frantically wipe at my ass to prevent it from melting away like the spaceship floor in Alien
 >craw in shower, turn cold water on full blast, and lie prone while gently sobbing
 >eventually towel off and crawl exhausted into bed at 3:00 in the afternoon
 >sleep for fourteen hours
 In retrospect, it was all totally worth it
 I love me some pickles
I love me some pickles

I love me some pickles

Repeatingly: 9/11 Building 7 Did they really 'Pull It' RICASTOMATIK @standup911 How badly do you really want to know the truth about 9-11? Are you willing to set a side your religious beliefs for one moment to taken in information and rationally think about what took place prior, during and after 9-11. I'm trying to teach you the information I learned over 16 years. I have watched whistle blowers murdered but ruled as a suicide with 2 shots to the head, journalists who have mysteriously died, a ex NFL Arizona cardinals player who gave up his multi million dollar contract to serve in the military murdered ALL because they were sharing the truth about 9-11. I fight for what is right because I care about the men and woman who serve, the innocent lives overseas that are taken based off lies and all the other umbrella effects of war. I was never dumb enough to serve but man did I want to when 9-11 happened but one thing that never made sense to me days after was how the buildings collapsed within their footprints in a matter of seconds and then talking to my friends who were first hand responders talking about molten steal found out the core of the rumble weeks after. These builds were blown up from the inside out and the government pulled it off just like the Nazis attacked their own building to start the world wars. History will always repeat itself if we do not take a stand. bethechange wakeup standup911 september11 neverforget
Repeatingly: 9/11 Building 7
 Did they really 'Pull It'
 RICASTOMATIK
 @standup911
How badly do you really want to know the truth about 9-11? Are you willing to set a side your religious beliefs for one moment to taken in information and rationally think about what took place prior, during and after 9-11. I'm trying to teach you the information I learned over 16 years. I have watched whistle blowers murdered but ruled as a suicide with 2 shots to the head, journalists who have mysteriously died, a ex NFL Arizona cardinals player who gave up his multi million dollar contract to serve in the military murdered ALL because they were sharing the truth about 9-11. I fight for what is right because I care about the men and woman who serve, the innocent lives overseas that are taken based off lies and all the other umbrella effects of war. I was never dumb enough to serve but man did I want to when 9-11 happened but one thing that never made sense to me days after was how the buildings collapsed within their footprints in a matter of seconds and then talking to my friends who were first hand responders talking about molten steal found out the core of the rumble weeks after. These builds were blown up from the inside out and the government pulled it off just like the Nazis attacked their own building to start the world wars. History will always repeat itself if we do not take a stand. bethechange wakeup standup911 september11 neverforget

How badly do you really want to know the truth about 9-11? Are you willing to set a side your religious beliefs for one moment to taken i...

Repeatingly: *wins every round of Mario Kart is.. is that water leaking out of your face? GOOD GOD MAN, YOU'VE SPRUNG A LEAK! DON'T WORRY, FRIENDO, I'LL REPAIR YOU oh my god, why are people SO stupid yeah i was paying attention when you told us the rules, it's just that i don't really care if an ISTP was to write 978.4 pratical jokes per second for a grand total of 2 hours and 42 minutes while being flung into an 11.4 meter-tall wall at 6.04 km/h by a ISTP gf tsis wulidftel tnreaterned by a femsietisTPow many sarcasm is the language of love says one nice thing to you *feels awkward* insults you 5-7times to make up for it *builds a better birdhouse than the shop teacher does ESFJs would feel threatened by a female ISTP's potential to steal their man and gossip about them being a whore behind their back until the ISTP responds by writing 978.4 practical jokes per second to get revenge on the ESFJs, and implements them all? YOU DON'T CONTROL ME, SOCIETY Is inexplicably graceful" esting bitch face? or an *enters cart *spends 100% of the time they're in their car rules are for squares, man actual bitch? no one knows looks around cautiously* *whispers* l love you AND IF YOU yelling at other drivers for being idiots HATE PEOPLE [SARCASM INTENSIFIES] EVER TELL ANYONE I SAID THAT, ILL KILL YOU you're pregnant? aww, that's disgusting <3 takes a drag on a cigarette, stares out into the distance the american school system is whack, man hay look it's my favorita t shirt va *insults you lovingly* what is this sensation in my chest? is that... is that an emotion? ILAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER hey anon, i know you said you wanted to treat me to dinner at a nice restaurant, but can we just stay in and eat pizza while watching jackass on repeat instead? *is kind of awkward* *is also kind of cool* why is everybody so stupid Holly Hayes metamemory tumblr.com
Repeatingly: *wins every round of Mario Kart
 is.. is that water leaking out of your face? GOOD GOD MAN, YOU'VE
 SPRUNG A LEAK! DON'T WORRY, FRIENDO, I'LL REPAIR YOU
 oh my god, why are people SO stupid
 yeah i was paying attention when you
 told us the rules, it's just that i don't
 really care
 if an ISTP was to write 978.4 pratical jokes per second
 for a grand total of 2 hours and 42 minutes while being
 flung into an 11.4 meter-tall wall at 6.04 km/h by a
 ISTP
 gf
 tsis wulidftel tnreaterned by a femsietisTPow many
 sarcasm is the language of love
 says one nice thing to you *feels awkward*
 insults you 5-7times to make up for it
 *builds a better birdhouse than
 the shop teacher does
 ESFJs would feel threatened by a female ISTP's
 potential to steal their man and gossip about them
 being a whore behind their back until the ISTP
 responds by writing 978.4 practical jokes per second to
 get revenge on the ESFJs, and implements them all?
 YOU DON'T CONTROL ME, SOCIETY
 Is inexplicably graceful" esting bitch face? or an
 *enters cart *spends 100% of the time they're in their car
 rules are for squares, man
 actual bitch? no one knows
 looks around
 cautiously* *whispers*
 l love you AND IF YOU
 yelling at other drivers for being idiots
 HATE
 PEOPLE
 [SARCASM INTENSIFIES]
 EVER TELL ANYONE I
 SAID THAT, ILL KILL
 YOU
 you're pregnant? aww, that's disgusting <3
 takes a drag on a cigarette, stares out into the
 distance the american school system is whack, man
 hay look it's my favorita t shirt va
 *insults you lovingly*
 what is this sensation in my chest? is that... is that an emotion?
 ILAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER
 hey anon, i know you said you wanted to treat me to
 dinner at a nice restaurant, but can we just stay in and
 eat pizza while watching jackass on repeat instead?
 *is kind of awkward* *is also kind of cool*
 why is everybody so stupid
 Holly Hayes metamemory tumblr.com
Repeatingly: Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)17:27:30 No.39566450 almost 26 virtually a NEET >still live with mother >wake up at 9 >immediately turn on the computer >desperately browse 4chan and jewtube to find a distraction >mother makes me breakfast at around 10 >get around to making my bed, showering, getting dressed, brushing my teeth etc around 12 >continue staring at my computer, trying to keep the depressive and anxious thoughts at bay >lunch at around 15, halfheartedly offer to do the dishes, get denied >star at the computer some more, not watching movies, listening to music, or haven forbid learning anything, just... staring, looking for something to lose myself in that doesn't require concentration or tho >watch fucking reaction videos for hours of all things >don't even know why, maybe it trick my brain into thinking I'm being social realize it's 2 AM and I'm tired >gorge on whatever food I can find until I'm sick, preferably something sweet >not even hungry >brush my teeth, tell myself I'm too tired to floss and Ill do it tomorrow, I almost never do >lie in bed for hours >feel hot, cold, horny, jerk off in the bathroom, go back to bed, fucking mosquitoes >finally settled at around 4 >feelings and thoughts of guilt start to seep in >keep them away by doing dumb mental exercises like naming all animals I can think of that start with a certain letter >fall asleep doing this >have confusing, uncomfortable dreams usually featuring animals, go figure >wake up multiple times in the night realize I didn't drink water all day >wake up at 9 nonymous 09/06/17(Wed)18:40:23 No. 39567923·2239568267 1422064522901.png (8 KB, 500x450) >mom wakes me up at 4 am >help her with 90 year old grandma to bathroom >put her back in bed try to go back to sleep cant get up play vidya get on 4chan or jump on suptv to see whats on >mom knocks on door to help get grandma up >help grandma to bathroom and back to wheelchair >eat breakfast >go back to vidya 4chan or suptv >mom >go back to vidya 4chan or suptv >eat dinner sometimes i help mom coolk nap >wake grandma tells me goodnight and that she loves me and says thank you for all you do for me >feels bad knowing she has no idea how much of a loser i am >go back to vidya 4chan suptv and occasionally porn repeat knocks to help grandma to bathroom if i get money i usually get drunk somewhere in there
Repeatingly: Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)17:27:30 No.39566450
 almost 26
 virtually a NEET
 >still live with mother
 >wake up at 9
 >immediately turn on the computer
 >desperately browse 4chan and jewtube to find a distraction
 >mother makes me breakfast at around 10
 >get around to making my bed, showering, getting dressed, brushing my teeth etc around 12
 >continue staring at my computer, trying to keep the depressive and anxious thoughts at bay
 >lunch at around 15, halfheartedly offer to do the dishes, get denied
 >star at the computer some more, not watching movies, listening to music, or haven forbid learning anything, just... staring, looking for something to lose myself in that doesn't require concentration or tho
 >watch fucking reaction videos for hours of all things
 >don't even know why, maybe it trick my brain into thinking I'm being social
 realize it's 2 AM and I'm tired
 >gorge on whatever food I can find until I'm sick, preferably something sweet
 >not even hungry
 >brush my teeth, tell myself I'm too tired to floss and Ill do it tomorrow, I almost never do
 >lie in bed for hours
 >feel hot, cold, horny, jerk off in the bathroom, go back to bed, fucking mosquitoes
 >finally settled at around 4
 >feelings and thoughts of guilt start to seep in
 >keep them away by doing dumb mental exercises like naming all animals I can think of that start with a certain letter
 >fall asleep doing this
 >have confusing, uncomfortable dreams usually featuring animals, go figure
 >wake up multiple times in the night
 realize I didn't drink water all day
 >wake up at 9
 nonymous 09/06/17(Wed)18:40:23 No. 39567923·2239568267
 1422064522901.png (8 KB, 500x450)
 >mom wakes me up at 4 am
 >help her with 90 year old grandma to bathroom
 >put her back in bed
 try to go back to sleep
 cant
 get up play vidya get on 4chan or jump on suptv to see whats on
 >mom knocks on door to help get grandma up
 >help grandma to bathroom and back to wheelchair
 >eat breakfast
 >go back to vidya 4chan or suptv
 >mom
 >go back to vidya 4chan or suptv
 >eat dinner sometimes i help mom coolk
 nap
 >wake
 grandma tells me goodnight and that she loves me and says thank you for all you do for me
 >feels bad knowing she has no idea how much of a loser i am
 >go back to vidya 4chan suptv and occasionally porn
 repeat
 knocks to help grandma to bathroom
 if i get money i usually get drunk somewhere in there