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Retired: Brian, a retired man from Dublin, spends his evenings making 50 curry meals for the homeless each night, funding the entire operation through his pension which he too lives off of. Because that's what heroes do Give this man a fuckin medal by PostMelounXD MORE MEMES

Give this man a fuckin medal by PostMelounXD MORE MEMES

Retired: 1.7k 0 18 Floyd's Retirement Dream - Hawaii $32,822 of $5,000 goal Raised by 1,547 people in 7 days People started a gofundme campaign to raise money for a trip to Hawaii for their retired local postman.

People started a gofundme campaign to raise money for a trip to Hawaii for their retired local postman.

Retired: A Beloved Mail Carrier Retired And The Whole Neighborhood Turned Out To Say Goodbye People are also good

People are also good

Retired: DT Haloti Ngata retired with Ravens Wednesday DA .@Haloti_Ngata92 retired as a member of the @Ravens today. 👏 😈 #12 overall pick in 2006 😈 Super Bowl XLVII champion 😈 5x Pro Bowl 😈 2x First-team All-Pro https://t.co/BFNsSOqssD

.@Haloti_Ngata92 retired as a member of the @Ravens today. 👏 😈 #12 overall pick in 2006 😈 Super Bowl XLVII champion 😈 5x Pro Bowl 😈 2x F...

Retired: Lindsey Graham o @LindseyGrahamSC I have a lot of sympathy for President Trump. I've never seen anybody treated this way. All I would say is try to rise above it if you can. The country is looking for leadership. We need leadership. :44 PM-5/22/19 TweetDeck RETIRED MASTER CHIEFt @CMCRET I'm old enough to remember a great president who was treated worse, whose family was treated badly. The difference, he was black, and he was man enough deal with it. He didn't need fluffers like you to handle his business. We do need leadership and you aren't capable. Sit down.

Retired: Jeffrey K. Walker @JkwalkerAuthor I'm a retired Air Force officer and former JAG, so I know some stuff. If you truly want to #SupportOurTroops, then don't ever vote for someone who pardons people convicted of war crimes. #TrumpDegradesOurMilitary @votevets Boycott Hate Speech Media.

Boycott Hate Speech Media.

Retired: A Beloved Mail Carrier Retired And The Whole Neighborhood Turned Out To Say Goodbye People are also good

People are also good

Retired: AT THE AGE OF 12 AND ALREADY A TWO YEAR VETERAN OF THE CIVIL WAR, JOHN CLEM SHOT A CONFEDERATE COLONEL WHO HAD DEMANDED HIS SURRENDER DURING A UNION RETREAT. HE GAINED A PROMOTION TO SERGEANT AND IS THE YOUNGEST NCo IN THE HISTORY OF THE US ARMY. HE LATER BECAME THE LAST CIVIL WAR SOLDIER TO RETIRE FROM THE ARMY, IN 1915. CRACKEDON Clem was discharged from the Army in 1864 at age 13, but sought to rejoin the military in 1870. Nominated to West Point by President Ulysses S. Grant, Clem failed the entrance exam several times before Grant appointed him a second lieutenant in the U.S. Army. Clem enjoyed a successful second military career, rising to the rank of colonel and assistant quartermaster general by 1906. He retired on the eve of U.S. entry into World War I with the rank of major general, the last Civil War veteran to actively serve in the U.S. Army. Clem died in 1937 and is buried at Arlington National Cemetery DV6

Clem was discharged from the Army in 1864 at age 13, but sought to rejoin the military in 1870. Nominated to West Point by President Ulys...

Retired: i89" HEY DK, PICK A'NUMBER! SORRY DK, THATS TAKEN SAID EIGHTY NINE!" Doug Baldwin Is the Latest Seahawks Legend Cut by Seattle Seattle also officially parted ways on Thursday with safety Kam Chancellor, who retired last SAY NO MORE So that’s why they cut Baldwin.. Credit: funniestnflmemes

So that’s why they cut Baldwin.. Credit: funniestnflmemes

Retired: You stupid kids might THINK you know what you want, but what you really want is a live action Batman Beyond movie with @MichaelKeaton as retired Bruce Wayne

Retired: OTOSA, TESSAIGA HAS-. INUYASHA-Sama! YOU HERE, EY!Im just a retired Oldhdad?laying a game ith mu rien Kagome aave me these ar cards! K at all these cute doqs 志. ERIKMYB arts.tuunbl erikmybarts-has-moved: embarrassing dad au continues

erikmybarts-has-moved: embarrassing dad au continues

Retired: Ooh! Inuyasha! Whata cute girlfriend you have! shes not I was a Cew Wandred years younger DON'T finish thnat Sentence, old man! A GRANDDAUG HTER! rSIGH* Life would have been easier it I had girls. Mou know Rin, my boy would never say it, but he LOVES you! Really DEFINITELY RIN.We are leaving Coming! He heard me erikmybarts-has-moved: I’ve been rewatching inuyasha so.. au where inu no taisho is still alive but he is an extremely embrassing dad (also retired)

erikmybarts-has-moved: I’ve been rewatching inuyasha so.. au where inu no taisho is still alive but he is an extremely embrassing dad (al...

Retired: NEW YORK OST @nypost New York Post . How I retired at 38-and you can too nyp.st/2E3pzvw When planning for early retirement, Hester and her husband had the advantage of six-figure salaries and jobs that left them with millions of travel points. Jules @Julian Epp Why didn't I think of that

Retired: Everybody here is now gone tl 90 Everyone in this photo has now officially retired 😔

Everyone in this photo has now officially retired 😔

Retired: Ive often been asked, What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and vodka into urine. I do it every day and I really enjoy it." Hold up, wait a minute.

Hold up, wait a minute.

Retired: Retired U.S. Navy Admiral, and former Navy SEAL, William McRaven destroyed Trump in just a few words: "Through your actions, you have embarrassed us in the eyes of our children, humiliated us on the world stage and, worst of all, divided us as a nation. DemocratsforLiberty

DemocratsforLiberty

Retired: Johnny Boy 'limbo', Marston Arthur More Organ Holland Hoseas Before Broseas swagalicious crunchy outside, self-deprecating chewy center - "how many licks does it take the squad's favorite disaster scrappy damsel squares up at a moment's notice can never seem to get their shit together to get to the center of my depression" goth jock dropout just wants to settle down - - dumbest smart person alive - denies being moe - "wanna know how I got these scars- wait where are you going" - makes 50+ post twitter threads nobody reads just needs a break - "Actually, correlation is not causation" - thinks they're charming, is actually charming - constantly forgets their age - "back in my day - only one who knows what the fuck they're talking about incredible artist, thinks their stuff is 'okay' still needs to shut the fuck up - one shot, one kill - "once I go viral it's over for you hoes" - has a 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' welcome mat-liked by practically everybody - productive procrastinator can never hold down a relationship - Instant Uncle, Just Add Baby suffers from chronic pushover syndrome "no questions, dammit, no questions" - jokes hit too close to home - Good bad influence - weed friend Make It Work Guy Fieri Will Billiamson Bad Santa -always knows what to play at a party - adopts everyone on sight - great with kids, great with animals, wants to hold your baby - scientific evidence good girls want bad boys - tsundere - burns salads - "have you eaten today" - owns etsy account, too busy to make anything - punches self for fun - professional alcoholic - always needs to borrow money - terrible drunk, never remembers what happened that night walks around the house in their underwear gives great hugs needs seven showers group's unexpected therapist patronus is secondhand embarrassment just wants to be part of the family "MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"* is the party cultured, well-traveled and stylish; made for Instagram - *gestures to all of you* "we need to do something about this" - always starts drama, yet always seems to avoid it bad taste in literally everything, banned from recommending outings - will always have squad's back iron constitution, never gets sick - "say that to my fucking face" - may seem Mad, is actually Sad petty *pulls up in drive-thru, orders single starts the day with horoscope readings - Chaotic Loyal black coffee, leaves t" FUCKS.EXE STOPPED WORKING 'mSorry Ms. Jackson tOh) Bastard Millennial Green Hat McGuy "join team chat" - fashionable at all times, even when going to the grocery store can't do crime if you ain't cute -only dates fictional men won't leave the house for days need lives on cow tales and TVTropes says they can hold their liquor regularly tells squad to hydrate can't actually hold their liquor too nice for own good living boke and tsukkomi routine to shut up yesterday social interaction, naps for ten years it's basic hygiene and laying beneath the stars -"please stop talking" exhausted after two minutes of maybe they're born with it, maybe soft spot for animals, slow dancing cooler than you . living proof the scariest people frat brotryhard nerd gem fusion come in the nicest packages graceful loser, even more graceful winner - "what day is it again" nobody sees clapbacks coming until it's never learned how to drive every day is roast session day - "I'll roast you, I'll roast them, I'll roast me fuckin' self" - Has never completed No Nut November sings in the shower - adores Linkin Park late - "are you ready yet" "almost" - allergic to idiots Adam Sandler Regina O'George Let Me Speak To Your Manager - retired mom friend, back from retirement ages every time someone references a vine instead of responding normally - smokes sixty packs a day Goof Troop social norms are for dweebs just wants to play videogames - No Drama? No ProblemTM -"Local Mean Girl Refuses To Be Toppled From Throne" - loses shit over small things -THIS close to cutting someone and snack in peace shoves people in lockers to show affection forgets not to swear in front of other never forgets a birthday shaped like a friend only one in squad who can cook only one in squad who can drive people's children the queen of throwing down "fuck, sorry about that" given up on romance savwy businessowner resident gossip big problems are Whatever - needs therapy - Favorite Songs Are 'Find Me Somebody- smells amazing To Love' And 'Before He Cheats' common sense frequently left on read - hasn't seen most popular movies - a matryoshka of pain - wishes you didn't look like a dump truck knows Wicked by heart - only one in squad who does taxes Songs Are unforgiveable weeb - villain origin story is that stubborn chin hair that keeps growing back - always says 'gg' after every game incredible skin care regimen - "just drink more water" award winning sailor mouth - Big Hair, Don't Care "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182 World's Saddest Violin Bullshit Magician Expletive Noises Looks like a million dollars, is probably worth a million dollars - family person, loves everybody keeps Twitter on private - meows back at their cat - extroverted introvert -feels guilty for not logging into Animal Crossing for nine months thinks existence is kind of funny invented the word 'dapper - the living embodiment of when you try your best but you don't succeed' - just wants to be loved and cherished -great with animals, never scratched the life of the party, when they're not launching into drunken diatribes -smartest smart person alive -stays up until three in the morning thinking about the meaning of life - an essential addition to any squad - reads at 10,000 miles per hour wants to stab Banksy hates stan culture hoards comfort food beneath their desk gets sentimental over their Neopets used to hoard Beanie Babies - hates answering the phone - silently lurks in Twitch chatrooms - needs more friends - stylish drunk with two hollow legs - never fails to speak their mind great at impressions -not-so-secretly depressed - regularly confuses main for private "just forget I said that haha" preserves their right hook for justice - stared into the void, got bored quotes movies when provoked - "That's just, like, your opinion, man." the most perfect teeth Baby Boy...Baby Talk Shit, Get Hit Mr. Krabs A Dog - soft outside, softer inside - never ashamed to cry - weak spot for pups, needs to pet every dog they see -only one of the squad that's been punched squad's resident cheapskate needs to seriously reconsider things trolling game out of control A dog - never seems to accumulate debt, also never tips the waiter took college prep in high school - can't fight to save their life - surprisingly terrifying comebacks - multilingual gg ez clap" oves Bon Iver, Death Grips and Beyonce equally - Kappa Kappa KappaRoss CoolStoryBob workplace's local kissass likes to give gifts to sad friends living embodiment of a flower crown talks during movies home life is a mess - needs a vacation, too self-conscious - doesn't flush toilets in public bathrooms to take one - adopted by everybody - "Oh, I won't report you...yet" believes they were born in the wrong era - has never yelled once - in love with the smell of old books - wishes on stars when no one's looking leaves breadcrumbs in butter a well-rounded tool - nobody knows why they keep getting invited"Poverty is a state of mind." champagnesuperhoeva: red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs tag your chronic pain, tag your panic attacks, tag your existential crisis I am all of these yet none of them at the same time

champagnesuperhoeva: red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs tag your chroni...

Retired: Birth Control for Grandma The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of al the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills. Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? Yes, they help me sleep at night." Mrs.. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" The old lady reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee... "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. and believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night." You gotta Love Grandmas!!! lol.. She slept like a baby!..

lol.. She slept like a baby!..

Retired: 4x NBA Champion. 16 seasons with the same team. 1 bat swatted. There will never be another Manu Ginobili. Arar CENTER 4厲 FAN @NBAMEMES SPO AS The Spurs have officially retired Manu Ginobili's number. Thanks for everything Manu 🙏

The Spurs have officially retired Manu Ginobili's number. Thanks for everything Manu 🙏

Retired: Conor McGregor, who recently retired from MMA, is under investigation in Ireland over sexual assault allegation, per The New York Times

Conor McGregor, who recently retired from MMA, is under investigation in Ireland over sexual assault allegation, per The New York Times

Retired: Anonymous 06/03/18(Sun)09:54:07 No. 11260164 >my mom left school at 16 due to poverty never showed much interest in books, music etc >retired last year c.S 53 KB JPG has since been reading through all the books I left in boxes at home her enthusiasm for reading is so pure l feel bad for not enjoying reading that much these days >she kept asking me if I was writing a book and said she could "never do that" >picked up the hint and encouraged her to give it a go, without getting my hopes up tfw she sent me a story she wrote about two rabbits who become friends >tw it made me cry and feels more honest than anything I've written How to cope with this feel bros? I love my mum so much. awesomacious: Here’s your daily reminder to love your Mom

awesomacious: Here’s your daily reminder to love your Mom

Retired: Pictures In History 12 hrs An 83 year old retired Marine kept the promise he made to his friend while in a bunker in Vietnam, and stood guard one last time 42.5K 889 Comments 15.7K Shares A true friend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2U4evXD

A true friend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2U4evXD

Retired: Pictures In History 12 hrs An 83 year old retired Marine kept the promise he made to his friend while in a bunker in Vietnam, and stood guard one last time 42.5K 889 Comments 15.7K Shares A true friend

A true friend

Retired: HuffPost @HuffPost Great news for animals. 36 beagles slated for euthanization after being force-fed agricultural chemicals in a Michigan lab will be retired and offered homes. 36 Beagles finally get their own loving homes! 3

36 Beagles finally get their own loving homes! 3

Retired: Thanks again for all your help. busket: sodaflower: sassy-gay-quote: timeywimeywlnchesters: this is the most depressing thing on this website He’s a pornstar now Uh, no. He didn’t become a pornstar. Steve Burns actually left because he didn’t want to make a career out of a Childrens TV host for the rest of his life. He wanted to pursue his musical career. There was also the factor that Steve was also starting to lose his hair and he didn’t want that to happen on a TV show…in an interview he stated he was starting to bald…and in the show he began to start wearing hats more and more until he finally retired from the show and let Joe take over. Steve never “died”, became a “Pornstar” or went to jail for drug possession…again, all rumors… He’s actually doing pretty okay, he’s been in a few things since that time, even a Youtube comedy series called The Professionals.Steve isn’t a Pornstar.This is how fucking rumors start. here’s a video of him talking about blues clues in 2011

busket: sodaflower: sassy-gay-quote: timeywimeywlnchesters: this is the most depressing thing on this website He’s a pornstar now Uh...

Retired: Anonymous 06/03/18(Sun)09:54:07 No. 11260164 >my mom left school at 16 due to poverty never showed much interest in books, music etc >retired last year c.S 53 KB JPG has since been reading through all the books I left in boxes at home her enthusiasm for reading is so pure l feel bad for not enjoying reading that much these days >she kept asking me if I was writing a book and said she could "never do that" >picked up the hint and encouraged her to give it a go, without getting my hopes up tfw she sent me a story she wrote about two rabbits who become friends >tw it made me cry and feels more honest than anything I've written How to cope with this feel bros? I love my mum so much. Heres your daily reminder to love your Mom via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Tb0h2J

Heres your daily reminder to love your Mom via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Tb0h2J

Retired: Me: "Oh boy, I'm gonna wreck everybody in laser tag!" 34 year old retired SWAT operator: I'm gonna stop you right there This happened to me

This happened to me

Retired: Jules@Julian Epp -4h Why didn't I think of that New York Post @nypost NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost How I retired at 38and you can too nyp.st/2E3pzvw When planning for early retirement, Hester and her husband had the advantage of six-figure salaries and jobs that left them with millions of travel points.

Retired: source Is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com Wikipedia In 2002, a Russian mathematician solved a 100-year-old math problem. His work won him the Fields Medal and a $1 million award. But he refused to accept the prices and then retired from math. He said he hated the recognition the math community gives to people who prove things.

Retired: Lmao they done retired the crying Jordan meme and now it's the crying R.Kelly meme. Jesus R.Kelly meme. Jesus Switched it up😩

Switched it up😩

Retired: LD MASS 4x NBA champ 15x All-Star 1993 ROY 2000 MVP Two NBA numbers retired And now a DJ Happy 47th birthday, Shaq

4x NBA champ 15x All-Star 1993 ROY 2000 MVP Two NBA numbers retired And now a DJ Happy 47th birthday, Shaq

Retired: PAT petermorwood: surprisekitty: wizardmoon: skypig357: giflounge: 1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself. Blessed post. Good kitty i want someone to read that headline in an old timey reporter voice Okay fun fact: cats were actively deployed to trenches and ships to help deal with rodent infestations in both world wars, and they had the curb cutter effect of keeping the men’s spirits high. One cat, Simon, was given the rank “Able Seacat Simon” after dutifully killing rats and mice that were destroying the HMS Amethyst’s food supplies. The ship had come under fire during the Chinese civil war and many of its crewmen had died. The cat had been gravely injured, too, but he picked out the shrapnel himself – seriously – and went straight to killing the rodents that were overrunning the ship. He unfortunately passed from his injuries two weeks before he was scheduled to receive the Dickin Medal. To this day, he is the only cat to receive this award. Here’s another WW1 trenchcat, who would have been ratter, mouser, companion and gas warning - not AFAIK by dying, like a canary, but since cats reacted to the smell of gas long before it was strong enough for humans to notice, the troops had a bit more time to get their masks on, and the cats went into gasproof boxes. Meanwhile, somewhere on the other side of No Man’s Land… Meet Percy, mascot of HMLS (D20) “Daphne” with Lt Drader. Both survived the War, and Percy retired to live out his peacetime life in the Drader family home. (Here’s a video clip; given how noisy, hot and smelly early tanks were, Percy seems remarkably unfazed.) A US Army tank cat, Mustard of the 321st, with a Renault FT light tank and its driver Sgt Postal… A Royal Artillery kitten (the battery mascot)… Pincher of HMS Vindex on what looks like a Sopwith Pup scout… Togo, ship’s cat of HMS Dreadnought (though I’ve also seen “HMS Irresistible”)… Ship’s cat of HMS Queen Elizabeth atop 15″ main battery… And speaking of big ships and big guns… “Make nice all you like, Human. I despise you. I wanted a billet on a battleship, not this tinpot destroyer…” (Ching, of HMAS Swan.)

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Retired: Dylan Meconis @dmeconis Follow Advice for my fellow white people going to protests that might get hairy: dress like you're going to a job interview 1:30 PM -13 Aug 2017 G 213 Retweets 332 Likes 213 332 Tweet your reply Dylan Meconis @dmeconis 4h Replying to @dmeconis Wear a blazer. Wear a pantsuit, Work in healthcare? Wear your scrubs. Clergy? Wear a stole Dylan Meconis @dmeconis. 4h Retired? Dress like you're the woman who brings fresh cookies to church coffee hour every week. Dylan Meconis @dmeconis 4h Student? Pretend you're interviewing for an internship at at NGO or accepting an award for a science project. 91t 16 70 Dylan Meconis @dmeconis 4h Then plant your white, milquetoast self in front of the most vulnerable people of color there and let the racists try to sell THAT photo 92t 53 195 Dylan Meconis @dmeconis 4h This is not a new tactic. It's a well-proven way to use every visible inch of your white privilege to derail the other side's narrative. 95 t 34 206D

Retired: 11:51 Tweet Spirit and Oppy e @MarsRovers To the robot who turned 90 days into 15 years of exploration: You were, and are, the Opportunity of a lifetime. Rest well, rover. Your mission is complete. (2004-2019) mars.nasa.gov #ThanksOppy Tweeti çevin Yanıtını Tweetle omg-humor: Opportunity Rover is officialy retired. Rest well Oppy maybe some day we’ll pick you up and personally thank for the awesome job you done.

omg-humor: Opportunity Rover is officialy retired. Rest well Oppy maybe some day we’ll pick you up and personally thank for the awesome...

Retired: 4:13 why I retired from being gay l0rdpeter:when a boy leaves me on read

l0rdpeter:when a boy leaves me on read

Retired: jim(es) -angry teddy bear -loud and proud -end goal is to become a rich and retired 60 year old man -laughs at everything as a response alecs -sponsored by Adidas TM -uses words like "dawg" unironically -ranges from moody teen to memelorod -under "cool" exterior is a sad, sad man beef stressed father -tries to be responsible but is slowly descending into madness -needs a vacation -resting bitch face sindsey -stressed mother -wont hesitate to fight -done with your shit -probably the most stable person in group but that doesn't say much jakoff M'Trevor -riddled with anxiety -dead inside and outside -human representation of "yolo" no pain no game -needs parent supervision ash (cant) ketchum -appears normal but is deeply disturbing -not sure what being an adult is -just wants to have a good time -probably plays roblox -self-proclaimed meme -means well most of the time incorrectccquotes: incorrectccquotes: Tag urself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ new characters unlocked!

$Retired: jim(es) -angry teddy bear -loud and proud -end goal is to become a rich and retired 60 year old man -laughs at everything as a response alecs -sponsored by Adidas TM -uses words like "dawg" unironically -ranges from moody teen to memelorod -under "cool" exterior is a sad, sad man beef stressed father -tries to be responsible but is slowly descending into madness -needs a vacation -resting bitch face sindsey -stressed mother -wont hesitate to fight -done with your shit -probably the most stable person in group but that doesn't say much jakoff M'Trevor -riddled with anxiety -dead inside and outside -human representation of "yolo" no pain no game -needs parent supervision ash (cant) ketchum -appears normal but is deeply disturbing -not sure what being an adult is -just wants to have a good time -probably plays roblox -self-proclaimed meme -means well most of the time incorrectccquotes: incorrectccquotes: Tag urself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ new characters unlocked!$