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roadhouse: KO 9:42 PM Do you ever take girls on dates? Yeah i been on dates. Not the typical dress up eat, movies type of dates but like other types of dates that involves fun Like lazertag, roller skating, the zoo, aquarium, a picnic after a hike. Idk some memorable shit not just movies or dinner Thats not the kind of woman i am. For the first date I wanna communicate so I would say we both dress up in something casual eat dinner at an expensive restaurant like Maestros or something Thats some boujie shit lol Maestros for the first date? Lol why only expensive restaurants? Why not the Cheesecake Factory or something? Ionly eat at expensive restaurants lolnothing more nothing less thats just my standard and the man must always treat So if a dude took you to Texas Roadhouse or like Outback or something you wouldn't be grateful for that Um no. Personally i would eat the food entertain him for the night until he takes me home then block his number. Cant be fucking with no broke man You gotta be joking Delivered No im actually very serious Subject Stitch It <p><a href="https://internetdumpsterfires.tumblr.com/post/176111862552/going-on-dates-just-for-the-free-expensive-food" class="tumblr_blog">internetdumpsterfires</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Going on dates just for the free “expensive” food. About as trashy as it gets.</p></blockquote> <p>I would just like to point out that Cheesecake Factory is expensive as fuck at least as far as I’m concerned. If that’s too broke for this girl, Heaven help her.</p>
roadhouse: KO
 9:42 PM
 Do you ever take girls on dates?
 Yeah i been on dates. Not the
 typical dress up eat, movies type of
 dates but like other types of dates
 that involves fun
 Like lazertag, roller skating, the zoo,
 aquarium, a picnic after a hike. Idk
 some memorable shit not just
 movies or dinner
 Thats not the kind of woman i am.
 For the first date I wanna
 communicate so I would say we
 both dress up in something casual
 eat dinner at an expensive
 restaurant like Maestros or
 something
 Thats some boujie shit lol Maestros
 for the first date? Lol why only
 expensive restaurants? Why not the
 Cheesecake Factory or something?
 Ionly eat at expensive restaurants
 lolnothing more nothing less
 thats just my standard and the man
 must always treat
 So if a dude took you to Texas
 Roadhouse or like Outback or
 something you wouldn't be grateful
 for that
 Um no. Personally i would eat the
 food entertain him for the night until
 he takes me home then block his
 number. Cant be fucking with no
 broke man
 You gotta be joking
 Delivered
 No im actually very serious
 Subject
 Stitch It
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<blockquote><p>Going on dates just for the free “expensive” food. About as trashy as it gets.</p></blockquote>

<p>I would just like to point out that Cheesecake Factory is expensive as fuck at least as far as I’m concerned. If that’s too broke for this girl, Heaven help her.</p>

<p><a href="https://internetdumpsterfires.tumblr.com/post/176111862552/going-on-dates-just-for-the-free-expensive-food" class="tumblr_blo...

roadhouse: Jordan Adams @JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipesso much better than I could've imagined Ethan's Eggs Serving: 10 Prep time: 1 hour Cook time: 2 seconds Cost: $3.00 Ingredients: Pancakes Sugar Skittles Ca Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse Bpe Instructions: " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it. You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put anything on them because that's how you makes eggs, with nothing." irs Ariana's Macaroni serving: 3 people prep time: 5 minutes Cook time: 5 minutes a day h Cost: I think $2 Ingredients: Melted cheese Macaroni Appies trawberries, I like them because they are healthy Toys Backpack doll Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to think..oh yeah....the mall. oot Instructions: you First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says," why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!" Joe's Tacos ng: I don't even know Serv prea time: like 45 minutes Cook time: I think 55 minutes Cost. i don't even know aredients: Get the meat and lettuce at HEB Taco shells are there too Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get more Lettuce Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff Instructions: rst I change th onl on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is don't sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are su eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them do them know how cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J on't lijke beans t I made candy and it t y and it turned brown. I dont r me think...one time want taco ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it." eat a burrito one to make Sebastiän s Pancakes Serving: 3 Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost: $70 Se VW ngredients Salt and that's it In Fl Be Where to buy: Walmart Instructions: " You get a thing the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0 y from the house and you put it inin you have to be careful. You make like, someth put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on ing and p tastefullyoffensive: (via JordanKAdams97)
roadhouse: Jordan Adams
 @JordanKAdams97
 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a
 cook book, and all the kids had to come up
 with all the recipesso much better
 than I could've imagined

 Ethan's Eggs
 Serving: 10
 Prep time: 1 hour
 Cook time: 2 seconds
 Cost: $3.00
 Ingredients:
 Pancakes
 Sugar
 Skittles
 Ca
 Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse
 Bpe
 Instructions:
 " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it.
 You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI
 will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all
 the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put
 anything on them because that's how you makes
 eggs, with nothing."
 irs

 Ariana's Macaroni
 serving: 3 people
 prep time: 5 minutes
 Cook time: 5 minutes a day
 h Cost: I think $2
 Ingredients:
 Melted cheese
 Macaroni
 Appies
 trawberries, I like them because they are healthy
 Toys
 Backpack
 doll
 Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to
 think..oh yeah....the mall.
 oot
 Instructions:
 you
 First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in
 the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted
 eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like
 or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to
 leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a
 Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the
 swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home
 and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says,"
 why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni
 it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!"

 Joe's Tacos
 ng: I don't even know
 Serv
 prea time: like 45 minutes
 Cook time: I think 55 minutes
 Cost. i don't even know
 aredients:
 Get the meat and lettuce at HEB
 Taco shells are there too
 Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get
 more
 Lettuce
 Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato
 Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff
 Instructions:
 rst I
 change th
 onl
 on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I
 s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is
 don't
 sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I
 o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is
 co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are
 su
 eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke
 nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them
 do
 them
 know how
 cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn
 ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J
 on't lijke beans t
 I made candy and it t
 y and it turned brown. I dont
 r me think...one time
 want taco
 ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me
 one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how
 atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it."
 eat a burrito one
 to make

 Sebastiän s Pancakes
 Serving: 3
 Prep time: 10 minutes
 Cook time: 3 times
 Cost: $70
 Se
 VW
 ngredients
 Salt and that's it
 In
 Fl
 Be
 Where to buy: Walmart
 Instructions:
 " You get a thing
 the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0
 y from the house and you put it inin
 you have to be careful. You make like, someth
 put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an
 finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have
 to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on
 ing and p
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roadhouse: Jordan Adams @JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipesso much better than I could've imagined Ethan's Eggs Serving: 10 Prep time: 1 hour Cook time: 2 seconds Cost: $3.00 Ingredients: Pancakes Sugar Skittles Ca Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse Bpe Instructions: " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it. You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put anything on them because that's how you makes eggs, with nothing." irs Ariana's Macaroni serving: 3 people prep time: 5 minutes Cook time: 5 minutes a day h Cost: I think $2 Ingredients: Melted cheese Macaroni Appies trawberries, I like them because they are healthy Toys Backpack doll Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to think..oh yeah....the mall. oot Instructions: you First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says," why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!" Joe's Tacos ng: I don't even know Serv prea time: like 45 minutes Cook time: I think 55 minutes Cost. i don't even know aredients: Get the meat and lettuce at HEB Taco shells are there too Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get more Lettuce Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff Instructions: rst I change th onl on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is don't sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are su eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them do them know how cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J on't lijke beans t I made candy and it t y and it turned brown. I dont r me think...one time want taco ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it." eat a burrito one to make Sebastiän s Pancakes Serving: 3 Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost: $70 Se VW ngredients Salt and that's it In Fl Be Where to buy: Walmart Instructions: You get a thingy from the house and you put it inin the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0 you have to be careful. You make like, someth put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on ing and p <p><a href="http://radiant-mercy.tumblr.com/post/174063000555/tastefullyoffensive-via-jordankadams97-kids" class="tumblr_blog">radiant-mercy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/174061849948/via-jordankadams97" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanKAdams97/status/996838075128057858">JordanKAdams97</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>Kids are so hilarious I love it</p></blockquote>
roadhouse: Jordan Adams
 @JordanKAdams97
 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a
 cook book, and all the kids had to come up
 with all the recipesso much better
 than I could've imagined

 Ethan's Eggs
 Serving: 10
 Prep time: 1 hour
 Cook time: 2 seconds
 Cost: $3.00
 Ingredients:
 Pancakes
 Sugar
 Skittles
 Ca
 Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse
 Bpe
 Instructions:
 " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it.
 You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI
 will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all
 the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put
 anything on them because that's how you makes
 eggs, with nothing."
 irs

 Ariana's Macaroni
 serving: 3 people
 prep time: 5 minutes
 Cook time: 5 minutes a day
 h Cost: I think $2
 Ingredients:
 Melted cheese
 Macaroni
 Appies
 trawberries, I like them because they are healthy
 Toys
 Backpack
 doll
 Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to
 think..oh yeah....the mall.
 oot
 Instructions:
 you
 First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in
 the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted
 eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like
 or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to
 leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a
 Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the
 swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home
 and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says,"
 why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni
 it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!"

 Joe's Tacos
 ng: I don't even know
 Serv
 prea time: like 45 minutes
 Cook time: I think 55 minutes
 Cost. i don't even know
 aredients:
 Get the meat and lettuce at HEB
 Taco shells are there too
 Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get
 more
 Lettuce
 Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato
 Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff
 Instructions:
 rst I
 change th
 onl
 on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I
 s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is
 don't
 sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I
 o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is
 co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are
 su
 eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke
 nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them
 do
 them
 know how
 cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn
 ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J
 on't lijke beans t
 I made candy and it t
 y and it turned brown. I dont
 r me think...one time
 want taco
 ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me
 one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how
 atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it."
 eat a burrito one
 to make

 Sebastiän s Pancakes
 Serving: 3
 Prep time: 10 minutes
 Cook time: 3 times
 Cost: $70
 Se
 VW
 ngredients
 Salt and that's it
 In
 Fl
 Be
 Where to buy: Walmart
 Instructions:
 You get a thingy from the house and you put it inin
 the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0
 you have to be careful. You make like, someth
 put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an
 finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have
 to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on
 ing and p
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<blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanKAdams97/status/996838075128057858">JordanKAdams97</a>)</p></blockquote>

<p>Kids are so hilarious I love it</p></blockquote>

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roadhouse: A dog is a part of your life, but you are everything to a dog's life. (a DrSmashlove See Bruh it's two type of ladies at the gym lemme splain u. The first type of woman is dainty. Put-together. She got them yoga tights on but not them cheap joints from Target where the fabric don't breathe so it make yo Punani smell aggressively (side note: I love this smell 😍), but rather them sheer cutout Lululemon joints that cost so much that it's ok to wear them to fancy restaurants. And she got her hair up and her Apple ear pods in and she doing them Instagram workouts. U know wtf I mean. Them shits where she puts the strap around her ankle and do reverse leg raises on the 10 pound setting and it look sexy AF but you're not quite sure if this is actually exercising anything or if she just trying to look sexy. If u this type I got love for u and u sexy but lemme splain the second type. Second type give no fucks. She wearing a cut-off "Bill's Roadhouse Bar" t shirt because she used to work there and the manager used to try to bang her but she declined but she accepted the free t shirts. She got tats up and down her arms because her pain tolerance astronomical. No make-up. She ain't trying to impress u. She don't give a fuck about u. She's there to dump an entire bucket of sweat to knock the stress of single life and tinder fuckboys off her conscience. She squatting more than u - she could fold a penny in half with her ass cheeks and then projectile fart that folded penny into your face and leave a permanent scar and then when people ask u why u got that scar u gotta make up a elaborate lie because u can't tell the truth which is that a bad ass woman farted a folded piece of metal shrapnel directly into yo grill. U feel me? Now all I'm saying is, it's no right answer here. Whatever type u are, do yo thang. But if u type 2, let's be friends, ma. Let me make random banter with u so I can determine if u gay, bi, or just a extremely bad ass straight bish. Let me flirt in a respectful way. Let's eventually grab lunch at Panera after the gym - I recommend the flatbreads 🤗. And let me spot u while u squat. But don't fart a penny into me! Might hit my ballsac and neuter me and I'm tryina eventually have chirren witchoe fine ass LehGo 😍😂😂😂
roadhouse: A dog is a part of your life, but you are
 everything to a dog's life.
 (a DrSmashlove
See Bruh it's two type of ladies at the gym lemme splain u. The first type of woman is dainty. Put-together. She got them yoga tights on but not them cheap joints from Target where the fabric don't breathe so it make yo Punani smell aggressively (side note: I love this smell 😍), but rather them sheer cutout Lululemon joints that cost so much that it's ok to wear them to fancy restaurants. And she got her hair up and her Apple ear pods in and she doing them Instagram workouts. U know wtf I mean. Them shits where she puts the strap around her ankle and do reverse leg raises on the 10 pound setting and it look sexy AF but you're not quite sure if this is actually exercising anything or if she just trying to look sexy. If u this type I got love for u and u sexy but lemme splain the second type. Second type give no fucks. She wearing a cut-off "Bill's Roadhouse Bar" t shirt because she used to work there and the manager used to try to bang her but she declined but she accepted the free t shirts. She got tats up and down her arms because her pain tolerance astronomical. No make-up. She ain't trying to impress u. She don't give a fuck about u. She's there to dump an entire bucket of sweat to knock the stress of single life and tinder fuckboys off her conscience. She squatting more than u - she could fold a penny in half with her ass cheeks and then projectile fart that folded penny into your face and leave a permanent scar and then when people ask u why u got that scar u gotta make up a elaborate lie because u can't tell the truth which is that a bad ass woman farted a folded piece of metal shrapnel directly into yo grill. U feel me? Now all I'm saying is, it's no right answer here. Whatever type u are, do yo thang. But if u type 2, let's be friends, ma. Let me make random banter with u so I can determine if u gay, bi, or just a extremely bad ass straight bish. Let me flirt in a respectful way. Let's eventually grab lunch at Panera after the gym - I recommend the flatbreads 🤗. And let me spot u while u squat. But don't fart a penny into me! Might hit my ballsac and neuter me and I'm tryina eventually have chirren witchoe fine ass LehGo 😍😂😂😂

See Bruh it's two type of ladies at the gym lemme splain u. The first type of woman is dainty. Put-together. She got them yoga tights on...