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Ass, Bitch, and Shit: <p><a href="https://officer-k-k.tumblr.com/post/175494202983/libertarirynn-bluebreeze52-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">officer-k-k</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175492975579/bluebreeze52-libertarirynn-as-seen-today-on" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bluebreeze52.tumblr.com/post/175492912395/libertarirynn-as-seen-today-on-philly-d-shane" class="tumblr_blog">bluebreeze52</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175492856546/as-seen-today-on-philly-d-shane-dawson-released" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>As seen today on Philly D, Shane Dawson released behind the scenes video that shows not only was Tana aware of having oversold the venue, she was actively excited at the prospect of people waiting outside in the blazing hot sun with no water or shelter, just because it would make her look good.</p> <p>All of the “good intentions“ arguments are out the window now. She knew exactly what she was doing with this shit.</p> </blockquote> <p>Why do people still give this bitch the time of day? The Content Cop about her last year already proved how awful she is.</p> </blockquote> <p>But you would not believe how many people still stan her. Even after this shit her fans are all over Twitter like “Tana bby you did nothing wrong!!! People are so mean to you 😢😢😢”</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mZHrjydhp9oUbxMGBDJA8rw">@libertarirynn</a> Michael Weiss the CEO of GoodTimes (the company Tana was working with) shit the bed with the planning among other things.</p> <p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xFtIsyRvNE">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xFtIsyRvNE</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLFOqYjmroA">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLFOqYjmroA</a><br/></p> <p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLY9P-nIAk">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLY9P-nIAk</a><br/></p> <p>you gotta watch all 3 parts. Its really just two, 20 year old kids who put themselves in the 50 foot deep end of an olympic pool.</p> <p>trust me i don’t like Tana either, she’s loud and just really obnoxious, But she’s WAY too young to do this kind of thing.</p> </blockquote><p>Oh please spare me that “she’s too young“ bit. 20 years old is plenty old enough to know that hosting an event with more people than you have room for is a recipe for disaster, especially when safety concerns were a big part of the reason you were having trouble with Vidcon in the first place. </p><p>And yes the CEO is a scumbag who deserves just as much hate, but that doesn’t let Tana off the hook. She is literally bragging about people having to wait outside. She knew from the outset that people would not be able to get in and she didn’t inform people of this or make any sort of preparations for them like water or tents. She lied outright about how many people there were and at first tried to make it seem like the only reason things didn’t go well was because a bunch of random people showed up, when that was her plan all along. </p><p>This is not rocket science. This isn’t just “a couple of kids who made some mistakes”. These are grown ass people making stupid, poorly thought out decisions for their image and ego and nothing else. Her crocodile tears do not move me in the slightest.</p>
Ass, Bitch, and Shit: <p><a href="https://officer-k-k.tumblr.com/post/175494202983/libertarirynn-bluebreeze52-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">officer-k-k</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175492975579/bluebreeze52-libertarirynn-as-seen-today-on" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://bluebreeze52.tumblr.com/post/175492912395/libertarirynn-as-seen-today-on-philly-d-shane" class="tumblr_blog">bluebreeze52</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175492856546/as-seen-today-on-philly-d-shane-dawson-released" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
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<p>As seen today on Philly D, Shane Dawson released behind the scenes video that shows not only was Tana aware of having oversold the venue, she was actively excited at the prospect of people waiting outside in the blazing hot sun with no water or shelter, just because it would make her look good.</p>

<p>All of the “good intentions“ arguments are out the window now. She knew exactly what she was doing with this shit.</p>
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<p>Why do people still give this bitch the time of day? The Content Cop about her last year already proved how awful she is.</p>
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<p>But you would not believe how many people still stan her. Even after this shit her fans are all over Twitter like “Tana bby you did nothing wrong!!! People are so mean to you 😢😢😢”</p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mZHrjydhp9oUbxMGBDJA8rw">@libertarirynn</a> Michael Weiss the CEO of GoodTimes (the company Tana was working with) shit the bed with the planning among other things.</p>
<p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xFtIsyRvNE">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xFtIsyRvNE</a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLFOqYjmroA">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLFOqYjmroA</a><br/></p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLY9P-nIAk">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLY9P-nIAk</a><br/></p>
<p>you gotta watch all 3 parts. Its really just two, 20 year old kids who put themselves in the 50 foot deep end of an olympic pool.</p>
<p>trust me i don’t like Tana either, she’s loud and just really obnoxious, But she’s WAY too young to do this kind of thing.</p>
</blockquote><p>Oh please spare me that “she’s too young“ bit. 20 years old is plenty old enough to know that hosting an event with more people than you have room for is a recipe for disaster, especially when safety concerns were a big part of the reason you were having trouble with Vidcon in the first place. </p><p>And yes the CEO is a scumbag who deserves just as much hate, but that doesn’t let Tana off the hook. She is literally bragging about people having to wait outside. She knew from the outset that people would not be able to get in and she didn’t inform people of this or make any sort of preparations for them like water or tents. She lied outright about how many people there were and at first tried to make it seem like the only reason things didn’t go well was because a bunch of random people showed up, when that was her plan all along. </p><p>This is not rocket science. This isn’t just “a couple of kids who made some mistakes”. These are grown ass people making stupid, poorly thought out decisions for their image and ego and nothing else. Her crocodile tears do not move me in the slightest.</p>

officer-k-k: libertarirynn: bluebreeze52: libertarirynn: As seen today on Philly D, Shane Dawson released behind the scenes video that s...

Be Like, Dumb, and Feminism: show her it's a man's world show him it's a woman's world This Artist Re-Created Sexist Vintage Ads With The Roles Reversed And It's Too Perfect BuzzFeed <p><a href="https://reylaser.tumblr.com/post/169909939991/loving-women-is-rad-libertarirynn-we-took" class="tumblr_blog">reylaser</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://loving-women-is-rad.tumblr.com/post/169892266350/libertarirynn-we-took-sexist-stuff-from" class="tumblr_blog">loving-women-is-rad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/169891746369/we-took-sexist-stuff-from-decades-ago-and-made-it" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“We took sexist stuff from decades ago and made it sexist in a different way! Applaud our genius!”</p></blockquote> <p>“we took sexist stuff and reversed the roles to make you see how horrendously obkectifying and insulting they really were, and we don’t want you to forget it”</p> </blockquote> <p>“you have to pretend like this never happened, any mention of it is now sexist against men even tho it’s still happening to you”</p> </blockquote> <p>Please explain how this is still happening. They specifically took ads from 70 years ago. I don’t think anybody needs to see role reversals to be like “Gee, people were kind of sexist in the 40s!”</p><p>Also you literally can have an issue with sexist ads without making more sexist ads. This is not rocket science.</p> I want to make it clear that I’m not “offended“, I just think it’s another dumb pointless gesture that websites like BuzzFeed do to act like they’re participating in some sort of valiant fight against sexism. 90% of modern feminism is just bitching about stuff that happened decades ago and acting like it still matters because they want to stay relevant. How about an article where Buzzfeed shows how women are treated in Saudi Arabia. That might be a little more impactful to the cause.
Be Like, Dumb, and Feminism: show her
 it's a man's world
 show him
 it's a woman's world
 This Artist Re-Created Sexist Vintage Ads With The
 Roles Reversed And It's Too Perfect
 BuzzFeed
<p><a href="https://reylaser.tumblr.com/post/169909939991/loving-women-is-rad-libertarirynn-we-took" class="tumblr_blog">reylaser</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://loving-women-is-rad.tumblr.com/post/169892266350/libertarirynn-we-took-sexist-stuff-from" class="tumblr_blog">loving-women-is-rad</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/169891746369/we-took-sexist-stuff-from-decades-ago-and-made-it" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>“We took sexist stuff from decades ago and made it sexist in a different way! Applaud our genius!”</p></blockquote>

<p>“we took sexist stuff and reversed the roles to make you see how horrendously obkectifying and insulting they really were, and we don’t want you to forget it”</p>
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<p>“you have to pretend like this never happened, any mention of it is now sexist against men even tho it’s still happening to you”</p>
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<p>Please explain how this is still happening. They specifically took ads from 70 years ago. I don’t think anybody needs to see role reversals to be like “Gee, people were kind of sexist in the 40s!”</p><p>Also you literally can have an issue with sexist ads without making more sexist ads. This is not rocket science.</p>

I want to make it clear that I’m not “offended“, I just think it’s another dumb pointless gesture that websites like BuzzFeed do to act like they’re participating in some sort of valiant fight against sexism. 90% of modern feminism is just bitching about stuff that happened decades ago and acting like it still matters because they want to stay relevant. How about an article where Buzzfeed shows how women are treated in Saudi Arabia. That might be a little more impactful to the cause.

reylaser: loving-women-is-rad: libertarirynn: “We took sexist stuff from decades ago and made it sexist in a different way! Applaud our g...

Butt, Chill, and Comfortable: Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Mr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him. Michelle de Mooij I cannot believe how disgusting some of the comments on this post are. Boobs are not men's toys to look at and play with. The bra would be made for a reason. For women to wear and feel comfortable in, not for men to throw a fit about because it doesn't please them. Ugh. Like 33 More Yesterday at 01:58 Ahen l will have to respectfully disagree ma am! Like 4.Yesterday at 14:53 HOTHING Taeja I agree to Disagree ) Like Yesterday at 16:33 Joh boobs are definitely men's toys Like Yesterday at 17:37 Michelle de Mooij No they aren't. Boobs are made for babies. Not for men to objectify. It isn't rocket science. Like More Yesterday at 17:47 Hannah A OMG Michelle chill out.... Yes boobs are ment for babies, but while your baby is not using them let the men enjoy!!! My god stop being a prude!!! That's like telling you that you're not allowed to look at a man's, butt, chest, or back!!! Get over it, we should be proud of what we have not ashamed!!!As long as it's covered up who cares who looks!!! Like 10 hours ago Michelle de Mooij I never said we should be ashamed of what we have. I'm not being a prude at all. I'm simply saying men are making a huge deal about this. This is made for women to feel comfortable in, as not a lot of women appreciate men staring at their chests, covered up or not. Especially women with larger chests are bothered by the bouncing and jiggling, and nipples poking through the fabric when it's cold is just annoying. Like I said, men are just upset because they can't carry on objectifying women. Nothing about that is prude. Randall A fucking lesbians man Like 3.5 hours ago Michelle de Mooij I'm sorry Randall, but I fail to see how my words about men being objectifying and misogynistic has anything to do with lesbians. If anything, you just proved my point by labelling me as a lesbian simply for using my brain. Like More 3 minutes ago
Butt, Chill, and Comfortable: Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University
 has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from
 jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from
 pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
 After a news conference announcing the invention,
 a large group of men took Mr. Rickson outside
 and kicked the shit out of him.

 Michelle de Mooij
 I cannot believe how disgusting some of the comments
 on this post are. Boobs are not men's toys to look at
 and play with. The bra would be made for a reason. For
 women to wear and feel comfortable in, not for men to
 throw a fit about because it doesn't please them. Ugh.
 Like 33 More Yesterday at 01:58
 Ahen
 l will have to respectfully disagree ma am!
 Like 4.Yesterday at 14:53
 HOTHING
 Taeja
 I agree to Disagree )
 Like Yesterday at 16:33
 Joh
 boobs are definitely men's toys
 Like Yesterday at 17:37
 Michelle de Mooij
 No they aren't. Boobs are made for babies. Not for men
 to objectify. It isn't rocket science.
 Like More Yesterday at 17:47

 Hannah
 A OMG Michelle chill out.... Yes boobs are ment for
 babies, but while your baby is not using them let the
 men enjoy!!! My god stop being a prude!!! That's like
 telling you that you're not allowed to look at a man's,
 butt, chest, or back!!! Get over it, we should be proud of
 what we have not ashamed!!!As long as it's covered
 up who cares who looks!!!
 Like 10 hours ago
 Michelle de Mooij
 I never said we should be ashamed of what we have.
 I'm not being a prude at all. I'm simply saying men are
 making a huge deal about this. This is made for women
 to feel comfortable in, as not a lot of women appreciate
 men staring at their chests, covered up or not.
 Especially women with larger chests are bothered by
 the bouncing and jiggling, and nipples poking through
 the fabric when it's cold is just annoying.
 Like I said, men are just upset because they can't carry
 on objectifying women.
 Nothing about that is prude.

 Randall
 A fucking lesbians man
 Like 3.5 hours ago
 Michelle de Mooij
 I'm sorry Randall, but I fail to see how my words about
 men being objectifying and misogynistic has anything
 to do with lesbians.
 If anything, you just proved my point by labelling me as
 a lesbian simply for using my brain.
 Like More 3 minutes ago
Bless Up, Costco, and Doctor: The many faces of derp The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: “Hahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately that aren't circumsized and don't wash well..... how does someone not notice!???” Now men if y’all possess Thee Natural Foreskin nine times out of ten it’s yo mama’s fault - she was just following cultural norms and told the OB “whoa derr...you ain’t chopping off my son’s foreskin” and the doctor followed mama’s wishes and left lil man’s PP intact. For instance my Dominican homie told me that most Dominicans leave the PP skin intact. My lil Armenian homegirl told me that Armenian men are 50-50, sometimes Cleanie Weenie, sometimes Cheesy Weasy u feel me? Personally I’m Cleanie Weenie but I respect all cultures. Regardless, it’s on a grown man to assess the cleanliness of his situation and cleanse accordingly. Men if u all-natural uncut imma need u to boil some water in the microwave. Put a towel over your head and breathe that steam nice and deep to cleanse the nasal passage. Then take a cup full of coffee beans just like they got at Sephora and take a nice deep breath to cleanse yo palette. Then wait a few seconds, drop ya drawls, bend all the way over so yo nostrils is closest to yo PP, pull the covering back, and inhale deeply. If it smell like Dove soap bruv...lilacs and lavender and almond butter coconut essence? U good money. On the other hand if it smell like that sliced cheese assortment u copped at Costco for a party one time bc u felt like u grown and u gon serve wine and cheese at a party but u had left over cheese from the platter so u stuffed it in the back left corner of the fridge behind the strawberries and bread and u find it eight months later and it got a farm of green foliage growing on it Bruv and u took one whiff and u wanted to vomit ... if yo PP smell like an expired grown-and-sexy Costco cheese platter Bruv? YOU NEED TO CLEANSE YASELF. Just warm water and soap. Shit ain’t rocket science. RIP to the dignity of the poor women that u subject to your CheesyPP — Susan B Anthony ain’t die for this. WE CAN DO BETTER. BLESS UP 🤞😂😂😂
Bless Up, Costco, and Doctor: The many faces of derp
The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: “Hahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately that aren't circumsized and don't wash well..... how does someone not notice!???” Now men if y’all possess Thee Natural Foreskin nine times out of ten it’s yo mama’s fault - she was just following cultural norms and told the OB “whoa derr...you ain’t chopping off my son’s foreskin” and the doctor followed mama’s wishes and left lil man’s PP intact. For instance my Dominican homie told me that most Dominicans leave the PP skin intact. My lil Armenian homegirl told me that Armenian men are 50-50, sometimes Cleanie Weenie, sometimes Cheesy Weasy u feel me? Personally I’m Cleanie Weenie but I respect all cultures. Regardless, it’s on a grown man to assess the cleanliness of his situation and cleanse accordingly. Men if u all-natural uncut imma need u to boil some water in the microwave. Put a towel over your head and breathe that steam nice and deep to cleanse the nasal passage. Then take a cup full of coffee beans just like they got at Sephora and take a nice deep breath to cleanse yo palette. Then wait a few seconds, drop ya drawls, bend all the way over so yo nostrils is closest to yo PP, pull the covering back, and inhale deeply. If it smell like Dove soap bruv...lilacs and lavender and almond butter coconut essence? U good money. On the other hand if it smell like that sliced cheese assortment u copped at Costco for a party one time bc u felt like u grown and u gon serve wine and cheese at a party but u had left over cheese from the platter so u stuffed it in the back left corner of the fridge behind the strawberries and bread and u find it eight months later and it got a farm of green foliage growing on it Bruv and u took one whiff and u wanted to vomit ... if yo PP smell like an expired grown-and-sexy Costco cheese platter Bruv? YOU NEED TO CLEANSE YASELF. Just warm water and soap. Shit ain’t rocket science. RIP to the dignity of the poor women that u subject to your CheesyPP — Susan B Anthony ain’t die for this. WE CAN DO BETTER. BLESS UP 🤞😂😂😂

The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: “Hahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately tha...

Nasa, Shoes, and Tumblr: Please Pick which easiest? Your Answer SOLVE media is Captcha? rocket science tying shoes quantum physics brain surgery foreign economic policy making WNLOAD <p><a href="http://last-snowfall.tumblr.com/post/119299182505/keantha-thejunglenook-ballpointpun" class="tumblr_blog">last-snowfall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://keantha.tumblr.com/post/71363368590/thejunglenook-ballpointpun-somewhere-a" class="tumblr_blog">keantha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thejunglenook.tumblr.com/post/70343664701/ballpointpun-kuzuryiff-sweating" class="tumblr_blog">thejunglenook</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ballpointpun.tumblr.com/post/70314394926/kuzuryiff-sweating-profusely" class="tumblr_blog">ballpointpun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.</p> </blockquote> <p>When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t <i>rocket science</i>.”</p> <p>There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.<br/>“No” he agrees, “this <i>isn’t</i> rocket science. That I can do. <i>This</i> is some sadistic step designed specifically<i> to torture rocket scientists</i>.”</p> <p>And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogged for that story</p> </blockquote> <p>Your daily reminder that no, seriously: “difficult” is a matter of context.</p> </blockquote>
Nasa, Shoes, and Tumblr: Please Pick
 which
 easiest?
 Your Answer
 SOLVE media
 is Captcha?
 rocket science
 tying shoes
 quantum physics
 brain surgery
 foreign economic policy making
 WNLOAD
<p><a href="http://last-snowfall.tumblr.com/post/119299182505/keantha-thejunglenook-ballpointpun" class="tumblr_blog">last-snowfall</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://keantha.tumblr.com/post/71363368590/thejunglenook-ballpointpun-somewhere-a" class="tumblr_blog">keantha</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thejunglenook.tumblr.com/post/70343664701/ballpointpun-kuzuryiff-sweating" class="tumblr_blog">thejunglenook</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://ballpointpun.tumblr.com/post/70314394926/kuzuryiff-sweating-profusely" class="tumblr_blog">ballpointpun</a>:</p>
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<p>Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.</p>
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<p>When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t <i>rocket science</i>.”</p>
<p>There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.<br/>“No” he agrees, “this <i>isn’t</i> rocket science. That I can do. <i>This</i> is some sadistic step designed specifically<i> to torture rocket scientists</i>.”</p>
<p>And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.</p>
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<p>Reblogged for that story</p>
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<p>Your daily reminder that no, seriously: “difficult” is a matter of context.</p>
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last-snowfall: keantha: thejunglenook: ballpointpun: Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who...

Ass, Best Friend, and Bitch: 4 month old German Shepherd DrSmashlove Bruh. This morning I seen two horrifying things. Horrifying. Just...unspeakably terrifying. First: I seen a Honda Civic race to the scene of an accident with police lights on the dash. Second: I seen a cop in a blue Chrysler minivan. A BLUE CHRYSLER MINIVAN. Nah, Bruh. Hell nah. They cat fishing us. They cat fishing us real, real hard. This is a whole new level of cat fish. It used to be that all u had to do was keep your eyes peeled for a white Chevy Caprice. Then they got white Ford Explorers. But Japanese cars? And family cars? This is rocket science level cat fishing. Bruh. This is like if I walk into a club wearing high heels and some sexy ass blond in a Valentino dress and some python skin Saint Laurent heels come up to me like "ooh bitch nice heels!" And I'm like "you too biiiiiiiitch! 💅" and she thinks she made a gay best friend that night and she come home with me and she get in bed wearing only La Perla panties (I know how y'all sexy girls do, y'all love sleepovers with your gay bestie) and my PP sticking straight into the atmosphere like a flag pole and she just like "smash?" And I'm like "yes, biiiiiiiiitch? 💋" and she's like "I thought you were gay(?)" and I'm like "nah baby girl I just like to wear heels sometimes to explore my feminine side and break out of constricting gender norms but now that we're in bed together let's get acquainted 😍." THAT level cat fish 😂. Nah but for real y'all cops savages. Stop this cat fishing. Y'all foul for that. A brother can't even speed no more! I got places to go! Smash got board meetings to attend! Let a brother speed! Fuck!! 😂😂😂
Ass, Best Friend, and Bitch: 4 month old German Shepherd
 DrSmashlove
Bruh. This morning I seen two horrifying things. Horrifying. Just...unspeakably terrifying. First: I seen a Honda Civic race to the scene of an accident with police lights on the dash. Second: I seen a cop in a blue Chrysler minivan. A BLUE CHRYSLER MINIVAN. Nah, Bruh. Hell nah. They cat fishing us. They cat fishing us real, real hard. This is a whole new level of cat fish. It used to be that all u had to do was keep your eyes peeled for a white Chevy Caprice. Then they got white Ford Explorers. But Japanese cars? And family cars? This is rocket science level cat fishing. Bruh. This is like if I walk into a club wearing high heels and some sexy ass blond in a Valentino dress and some python skin Saint Laurent heels come up to me like "ooh bitch nice heels!" And I'm like "you too biiiiiiiitch! 💅" and she thinks she made a gay best friend that night and she come home with me and she get in bed wearing only La Perla panties (I know how y'all sexy girls do, y'all love sleepovers with your gay bestie) and my PP sticking straight into the atmosphere like a flag pole and she just like "smash?" And I'm like "yes, biiiiiiiiitch? 💋" and she's like "I thought you were gay(?)" and I'm like "nah baby girl I just like to wear heels sometimes to explore my feminine side and break out of constricting gender norms but now that we're in bed together let's get acquainted 😍." THAT level cat fish 😂. Nah but for real y'all cops savages. Stop this cat fishing. Y'all foul for that. A brother can't even speed no more! I got places to go! Smash got board meetings to attend! Let a brother speed! Fuck!! 😂😂😂

Bruh. This morning I seen two horrifying things. Horrifying. Just...unspeakably terrifying. First: I seen a Honda Civic race to the scene of...

Being Alone, Bubba, and Head: THE NURSE TOOK HER TO COURT AFTER SHE ATTACKED HER. BUT THE JUDGE COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN SHE TOLD HIM THIS While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but there were extenuating circumstances." The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like to hear those extenuating circumstances." I did too so I listened as the lady told her story "Your Honor, I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually kept. I was met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling from ear to ear and she tilted her head to one side and crooned, "Hi! I'm Belinda! All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this gown. Everything clear?" I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf.This ain't rocket science. Belinda then skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, "Hmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get everything?" Fine, I answered I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck to finish me off? My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other breast wedged between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when I heard and felt a zap! Complete darkness, the power was off! Belinda said, "Uh-oh, maintenance is working, bet they hit a snag." Then she headed for the door "Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vise alone are you?" I shouted. Belinda kept going and said, "Oh, you fussy puppy...the door's wide open so you'll have the emergency hall lights. I'll be right back." Before I could shout NOOO! She disappeared And that's exactly how Bubba and Earl "maintenance men Extraordinaire" found me... half-naked with part of me dangling from the Jaws of Life and the other part smashed between glass! After exchanging a polite Hi, how's it going type greeting, Bubba (or possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the power was off. Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much calmness as possible, "Uh, yes, I did but thanks anyway "OK, you take care now" Bubba replied and waved good-bye as though I'd been standing in the line at the grocery store Two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin Making no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, "Oh I am s000 sorry! The power came back on and I totally forgot about you! And silly me, I went to lunch. Are we upset?" And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head ended up between the clamps...." The judge could hardly contain her laughter as she said "Case Dismissed" <p>The Nurse Took Her To Court After She Attacked Her. But The Judge Couldn’t Stop Laughing When She Told Him This.</p>
Being Alone, Bubba, and Head: THE NURSE TOOK HER TO COURT AFTER SHE ATTACKED HER. BUT
 THE JUDGE COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN SHE TOLD HIM THIS
 While conducting some business at the
 Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been
 arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician,
 say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but there were
 extenuating circumstances."
 The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly
 like to hear those extenuating circumstances." I did
 too so I listened as the lady told her story
 "Your Honor, I had a mammogram appointment,
 which I actually kept. I was met by this perky little
 clipboard carrier smiling from ear to ear and she
 tilted her head to one side and crooned, "Hi! I'm
 Belinda! All I need you to do is step into this room
 right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this
 gown. Everything clear?"
 I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf.This ain't rocket
 science. Belinda then skipped away to prepare the
 chamber of horrors
 With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me
 (literally) to the left and said, "Hmmmm. Can you
 stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we
 can get everything?" Fine, I answered
 I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not
 use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck
 to finish me off? My body was in a holding pattern
 that defied gravity (with my other breast wedged
 between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass)
 when I heard and felt a zap!
 Complete darkness, the power was off! Belinda
 said, "Uh-oh, maintenance is working, bet they hit
 a snag." Then she headed for the door
 "Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vise
 alone are you?" I shouted.
 Belinda kept going and said, "Oh, you fussy
 puppy...the door's wide open so you'll have the
 emergency hall lights. I'll be right back."
 Before I could shout NOOO! She disappeared
 And that's exactly how Bubba and Earl
 "maintenance men Extraordinaire" found
 me... half-naked with part of me dangling from the
 Jaws of Life and the other part smashed between
 glass!
 After exchanging a polite Hi, how's it going type
 greeting, Bubba (or possibly Earl) asked, to my
 utter disbelief, if I knew the power was off. Trying
 to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much
 calmness as possible, "Uh, yes, I did but thanks
 anyway
 "OK, you take care now" Bubba replied and
 waved good-bye as though I'd been standing in the
 line at the grocery store
 Two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a
 sheepish grin
 Making no attempt to suppress her amusement, she
 said, "Oh I am s000 sorry! The power came back
 on and I totally forgot about you! And silly me, I
 went to lunch. Are we upset?"
 And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head
 ended up between the clamps...."
 The judge could hardly contain her laughter as she
 said "Case Dismissed"
<p>The Nurse Took Her To Court After She Attacked Her. But The Judge Couldn’t Stop Laughing When She Told Him This.</p>

The Nurse Took Her To Court After She Attacked Her. But The Judge Couldn’t Stop Laughing When She Told Him This.

Being Alone, Children, and Comfortable: tittled may nicevagina shitonskanks Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional. What's unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience. one of the most accurate posts I've ever read. Source: shitonskanks #t 459,469 notes HO <p><a href="http://miss-freakshow.tumblr.com/post/119388953545" class="tumblr_blog">miss-freakshow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://feministfailures.tumblr.com/post/119387237375/thecraigslisthooker-feministfailures" class="tumblr_blog">feministfailures</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thecraigslisthooker.tumblr.com/post/119383662798/feministfailures-lidsworth" class="tumblr_blog">thecraigslisthooker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://feministfailures.tumblr.com/post/119381930150/lidsworth-feministfailures" class="tumblr_blog">feministfailures</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lidsworth.tumblr.com/post/119375764819/feministfailures-proudblackconservative" class="tumblr_blog">lidsworth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://feministfailures.tumblr.com/post/119375607295/proudblackconservative-theyre-not" class="tumblr_blog">feministfailures</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/119375178184/theyre-not-unprofessional-in-your-opinion-but-if" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>They’re not unprofessional in your opinion. But if they are in the opinion of your employer, which is the only opinion that matters in this context, then I guess it sucks to suck.</p></blockquote> <p>Unless it somehow affects your ability to do the job, they’re not unprofessional. It’s discrimination if you don’t hire someone based on this. </p><p>That being said, I could see it being logical not to hire someone as a teacher of children if they have something inappropriate tattooed on them. Stuff like that is the exception.</p></blockquote> <p>I believe it depends on the workplace, and the profession you’re pursuing. And in some cases, the tattoo itself, and its visibility or content. </p></blockquote> <p>I think I do agree with you on this. The fact that this statement alone muddies the waters so much is probably a big reason as to why this sort of thing isn’t easy to fight against or even talk about.</p></blockquote> <p>Many employers want clean-cut workers who can get the job done and follow instructions. <b>Having excessive tattoos and excessive piercings conveys an attitude of rebellion against authority</b>, which employers certainly do not want.</p></blockquote> <p>[bolding added by me]</p><p>Isn’t this a pretty massive assumption to make? The fact these people are trying to get a job could easily be seen as conveying an attitude of conforming to authority. Why take something at face value for no reason?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Because thats how your customers will take somebody who has piercings/tattoos.</p></blockquote> <p>^^^ ding ding ding!<br/>People talk like every customer is going to ask for an employee&rsquo;s life story in order to ascertain whether they are actually totally competent and worthy of the job they hold. Customers are taking employees at face value, they don&rsquo;t give a crap about your history or how great you really are when you have a door knocker in your nose and a tie-dyed scalp. Employers are going to hire people they feel their target customer base will be comfortable with. This isn&rsquo;t rocket science. I live in a pretty hippie town where you definitely see way more tattoos and piercings among employees just because the culture we live in is more comfortable with it, but in a more suburban area that probably wouldn&rsquo;t be the case. You also tend to see more tats and piercings in an industry where customer interaction is less common, like if you&rsquo;re a trucker or a factory worker or something.</p>
Being Alone, Children, and Comfortable: tittled may
 nicevagina
 shitonskanks
 Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional.
 What's unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to
 superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.
 one of the most accurate posts I've ever read.
 Source: shitonskanks #t
 459,469 notes
 HO
<p><a href="http://miss-freakshow.tumblr.com/post/119388953545" class="tumblr_blog">miss-freakshow</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://feministfailures.tumblr.com/post/119387237375/thecraigslisthooker-feministfailures" class="tumblr_blog">feministfailures</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://thecraigslisthooker.tumblr.com/post/119383662798/feministfailures-lidsworth" class="tumblr_blog">thecraigslisthooker</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://feministfailures.tumblr.com/post/119381930150/lidsworth-feministfailures" class="tumblr_blog">feministfailures</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://lidsworth.tumblr.com/post/119375764819/feministfailures-proudblackconservative" class="tumblr_blog">lidsworth</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://feministfailures.tumblr.com/post/119375607295/proudblackconservative-theyre-not" class="tumblr_blog">feministfailures</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/119375178184/theyre-not-unprofessional-in-your-opinion-but-if" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>They’re not unprofessional in your opinion. But if they are in the opinion of your employer, which is the only opinion that matters in this context, then I guess it sucks to suck.</p></blockquote>

<p>Unless it somehow affects your ability to do the job, they’re not unprofessional. It’s discrimination if you don’t hire someone based on this. </p><p>That being said, I could see it being logical not to hire someone as a teacher of children if they have something inappropriate tattooed on them. Stuff like that is the exception.</p></blockquote>

<p>I believe it depends on the workplace, and the profession you’re pursuing. And in some cases, the tattoo itself, and its visibility or content. </p></blockquote>

<p>I think I do agree with you on this. The fact that this statement alone muddies the waters so much is probably a big reason as to why this sort of thing isn’t easy to fight against or even talk about.</p></blockquote>

<p>Many employers want clean-cut workers who can get the job done and follow instructions. <b>Having excessive tattoos and excessive piercings conveys an attitude of rebellion against authority</b>, which employers certainly do not want.</p></blockquote>

<p>[bolding added by me]</p><p>Isn’t this a pretty massive assumption to make? The fact these people are trying to get a job could easily be seen as conveying an attitude of conforming to authority. Why take something at face value for no reason?<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Because thats how your customers will take somebody who has piercings/tattoos.</p></blockquote>

<p>^^^ ding ding ding!<br/>People talk like every customer is going to ask for an employee&rsquo;s life story in order to ascertain whether they are actually totally competent and worthy of the job they hold. Customers are taking employees at face value, they don&rsquo;t give a crap about your history or how great you really are when you have a door knocker in your nose and a tie-dyed scalp. Employers are going to hire people they feel their target customer base will be comfortable with. This isn&rsquo;t rocket science. I live in a pretty hippie town where you definitely see way more tattoos and piercings among employees just because the culture we live in is more comfortable with it, but in a more suburban area that probably wouldn&rsquo;t be the case. You also tend to see more tats and piercings in an industry where customer interaction is less common, like if you&rsquo;re a trucker or a factory worker or something.</p>

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