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Safe Zone: This is safe zone don’t worry
Safe Zone: This is safe zone don’t worry

This is safe zone don’t worry

Safe Zone: Chill discord for anyone, but a safe zone for all LGBTQ+ related people (DM for invite)
Safe Zone: Chill discord for anyone, but a safe zone for all LGBTQ+ related people (DM for invite)

Chill discord for anyone, but a safe zone for all LGBTQ+ related people (DM for invite)

Safe Zone: If your sad here’s a safe zone...
Safe Zone: If your sad here’s a safe zone...

If your sad here’s a safe zone...

Safe Zone: It’s the safe zone
Safe Zone: It’s the safe zone

It’s the safe zone

Safe Zone: It’s the safe zone
Safe Zone: It’s the safe zone

It’s the safe zone

Safe Zone: Whenever he gets into trouble my cat goes into the safe zone where he is completely “untouchable”
Safe Zone: Whenever he gets into trouble my cat goes into the safe zone where he is completely “untouchable”

Whenever he gets into trouble my cat goes into the safe zone where he is completely “untouchable”

Safe Zone: It even had a "shrinking safe zone"
Safe Zone: It even had a "shrinking safe zone"

It even had a "shrinking safe zone"

Safe Zone: 01:26 1 01:26 1 387 •.. 9h Please stop using people's ignorance of Antartica and the logistics surrounding it against them. While your trip was a great endeavor, the hyperbole you use to market yourself is sad and ridiculous. What type of safety net did you have in case of an emergency? 654 8h Here are some tips to make you seem 'more inspirational' to those who really know what you did: I was in contact with a pilot and team that runs logistics on the frozen continent, so, best case scenario they could find me in hopefully about 5 hours. -Instead of just highlighting Henry Worsleys death during his attempt, maybe acknowledge that he was on a different(and much more difficult route) than you. You might actually find people would respect your humility on this subject. However because of the rough terrain I was in, the plane is rigged with skis, and there were a lot of sections where they would never be able to land because of crevasses and huge sastrugi (ice mounds). In those conditions, as well as on the worst storm days, there would have been no hope of rescue. I was all alone. -Give more respect to Lou, who you barely beat. Instead, on Rogan you just laughed and said that you totally beat this random special forces dude. And if I can remind you, he was doing that trip in honor of Henry Worsley. Come on, vague Instagram posts don't count for shit. ^ 780 / 03 2 •. 1h Not true. First of all, maybe aside from your pickup with Lou you were never in direct touch with the pilot. You were in touch with the comms department of ALE, which is the logistics company you keep avoiding to name even though they're the reason why you were able to make that trip a reality (they flew Mr. O'Brady onto the continent, flew him to the grounding line to start the trip, and picked him up from the Axel Heiberg glacier when he finished his trip). -Give respect to those where credit is due and you wouldn't be getting so much criticism from the polar community at large. Stop taking yourself so seriously. You seem to do a great job doing this by acknowledging strength your mother gave you, so why is it so difficult to acknowledge the other important folks/details surrounding this trip? Mike and Borge just almost died at the North Pole on what was an incredibly harder and more complicated trip, and they could care less about getting on Joe Rogan , writing a book, or doing an AMA. You're like the Gilderoy Lockhart of adventure. *Guinness world records *explorers grand slam *Cool Second, ALE could've landed in a safe zone with less sastrugi and crevassing in your general proximity with a ski-doo on board, and travel safety would've had your ass in a few hours. It's literally done every Antarctic season to other ski expeditioners on the exact same route, whether they're headed to pole via Hercules Inlet or the Axel Hieberg. Also, the Axel Heiberg has a very well-used snow road on it used by the American base to transport fuel every summer from the coast to pe Minor detail. ALE antarctic-logistics.com/ 205 / Please stop using people's ignorance of Antartica and the logistics surrounding it against them. While 个85 Man claims to be “all alone” while crossing Antarctica gets called out.
Safe Zone: 01:26 1
 01:26 1
 387
 •.. 9h
 Please stop using people's ignorance of Antartica
 and the logistics surrounding it against them. While
 your trip was a great endeavor, the hyperbole you
 use to market yourself is sad and ridiculous.
 What type of safety net did you have in case of an
 emergency?
 654
 8h
 Here are some tips to make you seem 'more
 inspirational' to those who really know what you did:
 I was in contact with a pilot and team that runs
 logistics on the frozen continent, so, best case
 scenario they could find me in hopefully about 5
 hours.
 -Instead of just highlighting Henry Worsleys death
 during his attempt, maybe acknowledge that he was
 on a different(and much more difficult route) than
 you. You might actually find people would respect
 your humility on this subject.
 However because of the rough terrain I was in, the
 plane is rigged with skis, and there were a lot of
 sections where they would never be able to land
 because of crevasses and huge sastrugi (ice
 mounds). In those conditions, as well as on the worst
 storm days, there would have been no hope of
 rescue. I was all alone.
 -Give more respect to Lou, who you barely beat.
 Instead, on Rogan you just laughed and said that
 you totally beat this random special forces dude.
 And if I can remind you, he was doing that trip in
 honor of Henry Worsley. Come on, vague Instagram
 posts don't count for shit.
 ^ 780 / 03 2
 •. 1h
 Not true. First of all, maybe aside from your pickup
 with Lou you were never in direct touch with the
 pilot. You were in touch with the comms department
 of ALE, which is the logistics company you keep
 avoiding to name even though they're the reason
 why you were able to make that trip a reality (they
 flew Mr. O'Brady onto the continent, flew him to the
 grounding line to start the trip, and picked him up
 from the Axel Heiberg glacier when he finished his
 trip).
 -Give respect to those where credit is due and you
 wouldn't be getting so much criticism from the polar
 community at large. Stop taking yourself so
 seriously. You seem to do a great job doing this by
 acknowledging strength your mother gave you, so
 why is it so difficult to acknowledge the other
 important folks/details surrounding this trip? Mike
 and Borge just almost died at the North Pole on
 what was an incredibly harder and more
 complicated trip, and they could care less about
 getting on Joe Rogan , writing a book, or doing an
 AMA. You're like the Gilderoy Lockhart of adventure.
 *Guinness world records *explorers grand slam
 *Cool
 Second, ALE could've landed in a safe zone with
 less sastrugi and crevassing in your general
 proximity with a ski-doo on board, and travel safety
 would've had your ass in a few hours. It's literally
 done every Antarctic season to other ski
 expeditioners on the exact same route, whether
 they're headed to pole via Hercules Inlet or the Axel
 Hieberg. Also, the Axel Heiberg has a very well-used
 snow road on it used by the American base to
 transport fuel every summer from the coast to pe
 Minor detail.
 ALE
 antarctic-logistics.com/
 205 /
 Please stop using people's ignorance of Antartica
 and the logistics surrounding it against them. While
 个85
Man claims to be “all alone” while crossing Antarctica gets called out.

Man claims to be “all alone” while crossing Antarctica gets called out.

Safe Zone: Get to the safe zone
Safe Zone: Get to the safe zone

Get to the safe zone

Safe Zone: Nane 1 COMPlete the cause and effect Fortnite Cause Fortnife is a free, easily accessible video cavte that is avalable on many gane systems such as Windows, Mac, Playstaliont, and Xbox. EPect MOre paotie have acc se s to folthite. The Beginning In July of 2017, the online game Fortnite was releaased. The goal of this popular VReo game is fo be the last person sfanding in a live-action showdown One hundred Piayers baffle each other alone, with a partner, or in a squad of three to four people. Forinile can be played on many different sysfems such as Mac, Windows, Playstationf, and XDOX. Since it is so easily accessible and is free for anyone who has access lo these syslems, it has become one of the most successful video games played today If is played by more than 125 million people worldwidel Write the cause and effect using complete sentences cause: Peaf k bave accet to fort hite effectimare feafie Piayitaround ths 210te. 2. COMPlete the cause and effect: Cae 1ey 1 १। Ertect Players are able to take their time to search the map and find the best place to land from the battle Dus The Game The game begins as players are dropped from a "battle Bus,' a large, blue school bus That fliles high in the air with the help of a hot air balloon Players are dropped at high speed and are able to steer themselves to land at the most optimum, or best, place on the map. write the cause and effect using complete sentences cause: Defiky bangglier Sct ther can tase thre tine n King for place TO iand. Next, players can use certain confrols to launch a hang glider, which slows the flight of their character. This allows for more fime to search the map for a place to land. It is always a good idea to land among bulding and structures, as there are more materials to collect fhere! 3 COPPlete the cause and effect Cause Players are able to use a pickaxe to knock down strudlures and collect materials ed -} 98 १% .. MAo 101otko1,bd ee Wrile the cause and effect using complete sentences cause: har ficKaRe to Khack Dewh trees _e5Rult 9etsgund, and. andMaterialto buldyShoot and AfTer they land, players are able to use a pickaxe to knoek down structures and collect materials such as brick, metal, and wood. They can use these ilems to quickly fravel throughout the map, protect themselves, or to hide from other players! felandi The Winner 4 Create your own cause and effect using Jetails from the text Causekid gets Kiled hmatch The winner of the game is the last player standing. There are safe zones within the game: however during each round, a storm comes and the safe zone shrinks in size. Players that are not in this area recelve damage during the storm. This means that there is an an even smaller playing area, which makes it easler to eliminate ofhers, or be eliminated yourself! Fortnite is a fun and addicfing game, and the best part about it is that it is free to anyone that has access to a gaming system! Write the cause and effect using complete sentences Ause:Kid ge.tsiKiHed effet Joih natkee gone I was going through my little brother backpack and I found out that they made his class do a cause and effect on fortnite and I am freaking screaming
Safe Zone: Nane
 1 COMPlete the cause and effect
 Fortnite
 Cause Fortnife is a free, easily accessible video cavte that is avalable on many gane systems such as
 Windows, Mac, Playstaliont, and Xbox.
 EPect MOre paotie have acc se s to folthite.
 The Beginning
 In July of 2017, the online game Fortnite was releaased. The goal of this popular
 VReo game is fo be the last person sfanding in a live-action showdown One hundred
 Piayers baffle each other alone, with a partner, or in a squad of three to four people.
 Forinile can be played on many different sysfems such as Mac, Windows, Playstationf, and
 XDOX. Since it is so easily accessible and is free for anyone who has access lo these
 syslems, it has become one of the most successful video games played today If is played
 by more than 125 million people worldwidel
 Write the cause and effect using complete sentences
 cause: Peaf k bave accet to fort hite
 effectimare feafie Piayitaround ths 210te.
 2. COMPlete the cause and effect:
 Cae 1ey 1 १।
 Ertect Players are able to take their time to search the map and find the best place to land from the
 battle Dus
 The Game
 The game begins as players are dropped from a "battle Bus,' a large, blue school bus
 That fliles high in the air with the help of a hot air balloon Players are dropped at high
 speed and are able to steer themselves to land at the most optimum, or best, place on the
 map.
 write the cause and effect using complete sentences
 cause: Defiky bangglier
 Sct ther can tase thre tine n
 King for place TO iand.
 Next, players can use certain confrols to launch a hang glider, which slows the
 flight of their character. This allows for more fime to search the map for a place to
 land. It is always a good idea to land among bulding and structures, as there are more
 materials to collect fhere!
 3 COPPlete the cause and effect
 Cause Players are able to use a pickaxe to knock down strudlures and collect materials
 ed -} 98 १% .. MAo 101otko1,bd ee
 Wrile the cause and effect using complete sentences
 cause: har ficKaRe to Khack Dewh trees
 _e5Rult 9etsgund, and. andMaterialto buldyShoot and
 AfTer they land, players are able to use a pickaxe to knoek down structures and
 collect materials such as brick, metal, and wood. They can use these ilems to quickly
 fravel throughout the map, protect themselves, or to hide from other players!
 felandi
 The Winner
 4 Create your own cause and effect using Jetails from the text
 Causekid gets Kiled hmatch
 The winner of the game is the last player standing. There are safe zones within the
 game: however during each round, a storm comes and the safe zone shrinks in size.
 Players that are not in this area recelve damage during the storm. This means that there
 is an an even smaller playing area, which makes it easler to eliminate ofhers, or be
 eliminated yourself! Fortnite is a fun and addicfing game, and the best part about it is that it
 is free to anyone that has access to a gaming system!
 Write the cause and effect using complete sentences
 Ause:Kid ge.tsiKiHed
 effet Joih natkee gone
I was going through my little brother backpack and I found out that they made his class do a cause and effect on fortnite and I am freaking screaming

I was going through my little brother backpack and I found out that they made his class do a cause and effect on fortnite and I am freaki...

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Safe Zone: a togand toad-are-triends My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that in canonically takes place in a train postapocalypse where the island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dysnopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or canmbaled for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books leontroid eenud could you please direct me to a souroei would feel much better if this was validated. frog-and toad-are-friends S It took me so long to find this quote online but i did it because it's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine Engines on the Other Railway arent sale now. Their controllers are eruel. They dont lke engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then" Percy nearly sobbed, "Ihey they cecut them up "The Bluebels of England" Stepney the Bluebel Engine. Rex Awdry, Wibert. London Egmont Pubshing 1963. This ilustration, by Gunvor and Peter fidwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Cther Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch A dainydice HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCONG FACE OMG trogand toad-are-tiends zidane the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and ilustrations. you watched the show, is ke that in book form. the second hall of the railway series are so fucking dark and sureal im cominced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of lad and having hallucinations of his own death. frog-and toad-are-triends Eecuse me but the rery fest story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a turnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to pet his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever ahulamithbond On the show, didnt they also hook up one engine to a generator, so he'd never move again? That was iterally one of the inesIn, Is on some other post on here. I was chilling frog-and to adare-triends a Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine refemed to only as "No. 2, but the selevision series applied the same scenario to an inwented character named "Smudger", in the episode "Granputf. "Smudges" said Duke Was a show-off. He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice Usten, Dukie" he snared. "Who wories about a few spils Ha aid, but Smudger lghed Unil one day. Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then" Wwwhy What did he do "He tumed him ito a generator. He's sil there behind our shed. Hell never move again." deducecanse This is so fucked up 4 unclewhisky No, sten Okay, so we see Ralway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly ifs so much worse in the Other Ralays?i mea, sure, you might get tumed into generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as yoưre told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts, right? s not so bod on the island of Sodot right? a Or maybe thara just what Rulway Managament warta the engines to think Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, kustrated in belish araes and sulfurie vellows,about how ilustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways. You are lucky to be an engine of Seder. Railmay Management cares about you Tryst Railway Management. Stay on Your Track. It Could Be So Much Worse. connethepaganangel Wet the fuck is this train based 1984 bulshit Source frogand toad are friends 220440 netes Thomas and his friends
Safe Zone: a togand toad-are-triends
 My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that in
 canonically takes place in a train postapocalypse where
 the island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian
 dysnopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and
 their body parts are sold or canmbaled for repair
 If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original
 books
 leontroid
 eenud
 could you please direct me to a souroei would feel much
 better if this was validated.
 frog-and toad-are-friends
 S
 It took me so long to find this quote online but i did it
 because it's so much darker than one might expect from
 Thomas the Tank Engine
 Engines on the Other Railway arent sale now. Their
 controllers are eruel. They dont lke engines any more.
 They put them on cold damp sidings, and then" Percy
 nearly sobbed, "Ihey they cecut them up
 "The Bluebels of England" Stepney the Bluebel
 Engine. Rex Awdry, Wibert. London Egmont
 Pubshing 1963.
 This ilustration, by Gunvor and Peter fidwards,
 accompanied the above text in the original book, and
 depicts a pair of unfortunate Cther Railway engines
 moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch
 A dainydice
 HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND
 THEY TOOK ITS FUCONG FACE OMG
 trogand toad-are-tiends
 zidane
 the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty
 standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and
 ilustrations. you watched the show, is ke that in book
 form.
 the second hall of the railway series are so fucking dark
 and sureal im cominced they were a result of reverend
 wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of lad and having
 hallucinations of his own death.
 frog-and toad-are-triends
 Eecuse me but the rery fest story in the Railway Series is
 about an engine who hides in a turnel and refuses to run
 because he doesn't want to pet his paint job ruined in the
 rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel
 They eventually let him out because another engine
 breaks down or something, but the original plan was to
 just leave him in there forever
 ahulamithbond
 On the show, didnt they also hook up one engine to a
 generator, so he'd never move again? That was iterally
 one of the inesIn, Is on some other post on here. I
 was chilling
 frog-and to
 adare-triends
 a
 Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine
 refemed to only as "No. 2, but the selevision series
 applied the same scenario to an inwented character
 named "Smudger", in the episode "Granputf.
 "Smudges" said Duke Was a show-off. He rode
 roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to
 be careful, but he took no notice
 Usten, Dukie" he snared. "Who wories about a few
 spils
 Ha aid, but Smudger lghed
 Unil one day. Manager said he was going to make
 him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then"
 Wwwhy What did he do
 "He tumed him ito a generator. He's sil there behind
 our shed. Hell never move again."
 deducecanse
 This is so fucked up
 4
 unclewhisky
 No, sten
 Okay, so we see Ralway Management doing all this shit,
 right, but supposedly ifs so much worse in the Other
 Ralays?i mea, sure, you might get tumed into
 generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as yoưre
 told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts,
 right? s not so bod on the island of Sodot right?
 a
 Or maybe thara just what Rulway Managament warta the
 engines to think
 Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime,
 and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda,
 kustrated in belish araes and sulfurie vellows,about how
 ilustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how
 bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways.
 You are lucky to be an engine of Seder.
 Railmay Management cares about you
 Tryst Railway Management.
 Stay on Your Track.
 It Could Be So Much Worse.
 connethepaganangel
 Wet the fuck is this train based 1984 bulshit
 Source
 frogand toad are friends
 220440 netes
Thomas and his friends

Thomas and his friends

Safe Zone: frog-and-toad-are-friends My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where the Isiand of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books leonfroid could you please direct me to a source? i would feel much better if this was validated. frog-and-toad-are-friends It took me so long to find this quote online but I did it because it's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine: "Engines on the Other Railway aren't safe now. Their controllers are cruel. They don't like engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then," Percy nearly sobbed, "they.they c-c-cut them up." "The Bluebells of England." Stepney the Bluebell Engine. Rev. Awdry, Wilbert. London: Egmont Publishing, 1963. LOK This illustration, by Gunvor and Peter Edwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Other Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch, daisydice HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCKING FACE OMG frog-and-toad-are-friends zidanexv the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and illustrations. if you watched the show, it's like that in book form. the second half of the railway series are so fucking dark and surreal i'm convinced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of Isd and having hallucinations of his own death. frog-and-toad-are-friends Excuse me but the very first story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to get his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel. They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever. shulamithbond On the show, didn't they also hook up one engine to a generator, so he'd never move again? That was literally one of the lines, I think. It's on some other post on here. It was chilling. frog-and-toad-are-friends Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine referred to only as "No. 2", but the television series applied the same scenario to an invented character named "Smudger", in the episode "Granpuff". "Smudger," said Duke. "Was a show-off, He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice." "Listen, Dukie" he snared. "Who worries about a few spills?" "We do here! I said, but Smudger just laughed." "Hahaha!" "Until one day, Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then!" "W-w-why? What did he do?!" "He turned him into a generator. He's still there behind our shed. He'll never move again." deducecanoe This is so fucked up unclewhisky No, listen. Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly it's so much worse in the Other Railways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as you're told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts, right? It's not so bad on the island of Sodor, right? Or maybe that's just what Railway Management wants the engines to think. Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, illustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways. You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor. Railway Management cares about you. Trust Railway Management. Stay on Your Track. It Could Be So Much Worse. A coralinethepaganangel Wtf the fuck is this train based 1984 bullshit Source: frog-and-toad-are-friends 320,440 notes Dystopian trains
Safe Zone: frog-and-toad-are-friends
 My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it
 canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where
 the Isiand of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian
 dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and
 their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair
 If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original
 books
 leonfroid
 could you please direct me to a source? i would feel much
 better if this was validated.
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 It took me so long to find this quote online but I did it
 because it's so much darker than one might expect from
 Thomas the Tank Engine:
 "Engines on the Other Railway aren't safe now. Their
 controllers are cruel. They don't like engines any more.
 They put them on cold damp sidings, and then," Percy
 nearly sobbed, "they.they c-c-cut them up."
 "The Bluebells of England." Stepney the Bluebell
 Engine. Rev. Awdry, Wilbert. London: Egmont
 Publishing, 1963.
 LOK
 This illustration, by Gunvor and Peter Edwards,
 accompanied the above text in the original book, and
 depicts a pair of unfortunate Other Railway engines
 moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch,
 daisydice
 HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND
 THEY TOOK ITS FUCKING FACE OMG
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 zidanexv
 the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty
 standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and
 illustrations. if you watched the show, it's like that in book
 form.
 the second half of the railway series are so fucking dark
 and surreal i'm convinced they were a result of reverend
 wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of Isd and having
 hallucinations of his own death.
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 Excuse me but the very first story in the Railway Series is
 about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run
 because he doesn't want to get his paint job ruined in the
 rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel.
 They eventually let him out because another engine
 breaks down or something, but the original plan was to
 just leave him in there forever.
 shulamithbond
 On the show, didn't they also hook up one engine to a
 generator, so he'd never move again? That was literally
 one of the lines, I think. It's on some other post on here. It
 was chilling.
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine
 referred to only as "No. 2", but the television series
 applied the same scenario to an invented character
 named "Smudger", in the episode "Granpuff".
 "Smudger," said Duke. "Was a show-off, He rode
 roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to
 be careful, but he took no notice."
 "Listen, Dukie" he snared. "Who worries about a few
 spills?"
 "We do here! I said, but Smudger just laughed."
 "Hahaha!"
 "Until one day, Manager said he was going to make
 him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then!"
 "W-w-why? What did he do?!"
 "He turned him into a generator. He's still there behind
 our shed. He'll never move again."
 deducecanoe
 This is so fucked up
 unclewhisky
 No, listen.
 Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this shit,
 right, but supposedly it's so much worse in the Other
 Railways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a
 generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as you're
 told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts,
 right? It's not so bad on the island of Sodor, right?
 Or maybe that's just what Railway Management wants the
 engines to think.
 Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime,
 and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda,
 illustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how
 bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways.
 You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor.
 Railway Management cares about you.
 Trust Railway Management.
 Stay on Your Track.
 It Could Be So Much Worse.
 A coralinethepaganangel
 Wtf the fuck is this train based 1984 bullshit
 Source: frog-and-toad-are-friends
 320,440 notes
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Safe Zone: frog-and-toad-are-friends My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where the Isiand of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books leonfroid could you please direct me to a source? i would feel much better if this was validated. frog-and-toad-are-friends It took me so long to find this quote online but I did it because it's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine: "Engines on the Other Railway aren't safe now. Their controllers are cruel. They don't like engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then," Percy nearly sobbed, "they.they c-c-cut them up." "The Bluebells of England." Stepney the Bluebell Engine. Rev. Awdry, Wilbert. London: Egmont Publishing, 1963. LOK This illustration, by Gunvor and Peter Edwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Other Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch, daisydice HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCKING FACE OMG frog-and-toad-are-friends zidanexv the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and illustrations. if you watched the show, it's like that in book form. the second half of the railway series are so fucking dark and surreal i'm convinced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of Isd and having hallucinations of his own death. frog-and-toad-are-friends Excuse me but the very first story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to get his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel. They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever. shulamithbond On the show, didn't they also hook up one engine to a generator, so he'd never move again? That was literally one of the lines, I think. It's on some other post on here. It was chilling. frog-and-toad-are-friends Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine referred to only as "No. 2", but the television series applied the same scenario to an invented character named "Smudger", in the episode "Granpuff". "Smudger," said Duke. "Was a show-off, He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice." "Listen, Dukie" he snared. "Who worries about a few spills?" "We do here! I said, but Smudger just laughed." "Hahaha!" "Until one day, Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then!" "W-w-why? What did he do?!" "He turned him into a generator. He's still there behind our shed. He'll never move again." deducecanoe This is so fucked up unclewhisky No, listen. Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly it's so much worse in the Other Railways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as you're told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts, right? It's not so bad on the island of Sodor, right? Or maybe that's just what Railway Management wants the engines to think. Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, illustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways. You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor. Railway Management cares about you. Trust Railway Management. Stay on Your Track. It Could Be So Much Worse. A coralinethepaganangel Wtf the fuck is this train based 1984 bullshit Source: frog-and-toad-are-friends 320,440 notes Thomas and his friends
Safe Zone: frog-and-toad-are-friends
 My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it
 canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where
 the Isiand of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian
 dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and
 their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair
 If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original
 books
 leonfroid
 could you please direct me to a source? i would feel much
 better if this was validated.
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 It took me so long to find this quote online but I did it
 because it's so much darker than one might expect from
 Thomas the Tank Engine:
 "Engines on the Other Railway aren't safe now. Their
 controllers are cruel. They don't like engines any more.
 They put them on cold damp sidings, and then," Percy
 nearly sobbed, "they.they c-c-cut them up."
 "The Bluebells of England." Stepney the Bluebell
 Engine. Rev. Awdry, Wilbert. London: Egmont
 Publishing, 1963.
 LOK
 This illustration, by Gunvor and Peter Edwards,
 accompanied the above text in the original book, and
 depicts a pair of unfortunate Other Railway engines
 moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch,
 daisydice
 HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND
 THEY TOOK ITS FUCKING FACE OMG
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 zidanexv
 the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty
 standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and
 illustrations. if you watched the show, it's like that in book
 form.
 the second half of the railway series are so fucking dark
 and surreal i'm convinced they were a result of reverend
 wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of Isd and having
 hallucinations of his own death.
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 Excuse me but the very first story in the Railway Series is
 about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run
 because he doesn't want to get his paint job ruined in the
 rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel.
 They eventually let him out because another engine
 breaks down or something, but the original plan was to
 just leave him in there forever.
 shulamithbond
 On the show, didn't they also hook up one engine to a
 generator, so he'd never move again? That was literally
 one of the lines, I think. It's on some other post on here. It
 was chilling.
 frog-and-toad-are-friends
 Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine
 referred to only as "No. 2", but the television series
 applied the same scenario to an invented character
 named "Smudger", in the episode "Granpuff".
 "Smudger," said Duke. "Was a show-off, He rode
 roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to
 be careful, but he took no notice."
 "Listen, Dukie" he snared. "Who worries about a few
 spills?"
 "We do here! I said, but Smudger just laughed."
 "Hahaha!"
 "Until one day, Manager said he was going to make
 him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then!"
 "W-w-why? What did he do?!"
 "He turned him into a generator. He's still there behind
 our shed. He'll never move again."
 deducecanoe
 This is so fucked up
 unclewhisky
 No, listen.
 Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this shit,
 right, but supposedly it's so much worse in the Other
 Railways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a
 generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as you're
 told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts,
 right? It's not so bad on the island of Sodor, right?
 Or maybe that's just what Railway Management wants the
 engines to think.
 Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime,
 and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda,
 illustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how
 bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways.
 You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor.
 Railway Management cares about you.
 Trust Railway Management.
 Stay on Your Track.
 It Could Be So Much Worse.
 A coralinethepaganangel
 Wtf the fuck is this train based 1984 bullshit
 Source: frog-and-toad-are-friends
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Safe Zone: A flowchart of potential outcomes for tomorrow's raid junglebox24 Raid commences Team 51's valiant effort and immensely- favourable odds allow them to overcome their WARNING September 20, 2019 sometime on this date. Personnel on site invading enemy. They are not without casualties however, and the subsequent legal and medical investigations create an enormous strain on an already-faltering US economy. The government implements Orwellian monitoring of the internet, Reddit in particular, to ensure that no such event can organically grow from an innocent meme ever again. notice a number of THE END STOP people on the horizon. hl In an unlikely turn of events, Raiders discover the hauntingly accurate predictions of many memers. The world is now blessed with Reddit 2, Half-Life 3, a list of Shrek sequel release dates and the formula on how to delete games that Reddit deems inferior and which aren't aimed at the site's average age bracket. As many anticipated, caged aliens are everywhere in the deeper facility. They all look to be of differing origins and temperments. A sole door awaits on the other side. It's shady, rotten and creepy. Karen, 43 from Maryland knows that nowhere in the world is off-limits to her and she rapidly waddles to it. She opens the door to find an initially-confusing sight. Ravenous alien cells are firebombed without a second thought. Some kid raiders free smaller aliens and keep them as pets, completely unaware of their needs, behaviour or future affect on our ecosystem. Cuter aliens that resemble pets are freed in a unanimous decision by the raiders who took a class on biology 5 years ago at an online college. An eerily quiet kid dressed in all-black uses one of the guard's guns to indiscriminately destroy an entire room of beings. A man, around 50, chained by the leg to a grounded steel peg. He waits for the room to populate with shocked raiders before feebly standing. The two parties lock eyes and the raiders prepare their weapons, not knowing what kind of alien force they are about to combat. A significant number of raiders realise the Despite impressive numbers, the raiders are overwhelmed upon an aggressive approach by elite weaponry and stringently-trained guards. With tact and intellect, the raiders get the jump on the guards with shere numbers and THE ENE gravity of their choice and flee. Stragglers obscure battle tactics. Team 51 continue on but leave The military stand down when presented with the freed aliens. Weeks later orbital disturbance on a grand scale is observed. Spokespeople from Area 51 curse the raiders for removing the aliens from a safe zone, allowing their positions to be tracked by their home planets. The aged man begins dancing as an all-too-familiar drum beat kicks in and he starts to sing, "We're no strangers to love..." engage in a skirmish with many overweight, weak-bearded, pale, obnoxious, liberal rich kid, conservative adrenaline junkie, developmentally challenged and/or weeabo0 foes, using up when guards tell them they're about to commit a federal The massacre is documented, officials are offence. The raiders' dedication pays off and a rainbow-haired feminst who has appointed himself "Commander" approaches a sealed submarine style-door. 2nd-in command obese teenager with a vulgar PS4 name drags a dismembered and faintly alive guard to the door for more information on what awaits them beyond it. A minutia of Raiders decide to quit while they're ahead and leave. The remainers prepare themselves with their switchblades, hockey sticks and hot sauce-filled water guns to enter the unknown and make history, for better or worse. The guard is forced to tell the passcode to Rainbow and everyone braces themselves tentatively for him to enter it and for their fates to be sealed. indicted and the brutal THE ENE Earth is invaded as numerous intergalactic Reddit-style sites eagerly look forward to the Earth Raid and post relentless memes about what theyll find here. extermination of the raiders' populus is all but forgotten in a matter of an unprecedented amount of ammunition as the higher echelons decide on dynamic Raiders successfully overwhelm the guards as emergency military backup arrives to de- escalate the conflict by any means necessary. They however are kept at bay by Raiders who've acquired the fallen's rifles and other weaponry. The negotiations allow the infiltrated raiders to begin conducting their search for the elusive secrets of the secretive military base, not really knowing what they're looking for and potentially completely underequipped to deal with anything they do happen to find. THE END Amongst the concentration camps, Raiders are labelled as traitors to the human race. Many are exiled, executed, left to starve or otherwise exposed to barbaric treatment. The aliens colonise us efficiently and solve our overpopulation problem without prejudice. The Rainbow-haired commander is kept as a sex slave by Grand Emperor Zingajoop in a twisted thank you for revealing their location. months. courses of action. THE END Desperate to keep the secrets of Area 51 as they are, the world leaders agree on a spontaneous nuclear bombardment. Figuring it better to destroy the knowledge than allow it to become public knowledge, they launch a trio of bombs at the base, allowing collateral damage to be catastrophic. Man's progress is reset. Literature, science, monuments, art and landmarks are obliterated as we all contemplate our pending demise once the aliens have had us complete pyramids and statues in their honour. Civil war erupts as the decision is hailed as malevolent. The US becomes engulfed in fire and war, as do many other Western nations. The Raiders go down as pioneers and legends who paid the ultimate price for freedom and exploration. Several bomb-proof sentient beings emerge from ground zero and assist in the war by shooting at anything and everything. THE END Before too long, humans are almost entirely eradicated. A spaceship descends to a troop of aliens waiting to greet he who steps off. The landing opens and a white-haired, robed man pacingly smokes a cigarette marches down, the aliens all bowing. Before flicking his cigarette and returning into the ship, he utters, "Hmm. Lasted longer than I thought. Reset the simulation, let's try it from the start." The raid ends in a bittersweet finale. Despite total victory, there is nothing of understandable value to be discovered. That which is, such as luminescent slug or fauna life, are squashed by sugar-rushed teenage raiders who thought it would be cool to do such a thing. The American military, although sworn to defend the country, do not forget such a heinous and brazen betrayal by its own citizens. Having never seen death or such extreme violence before, many raiders vomit, collapse or otherwise experience horrific physiological responses to the bloodshed. Many flee or submit to the armed guards. The more timid are returned to their parents and accept that violent resistance is best left to the movies. Self-titled "Elite Hackers" from Reddit, 4chan and likewise commit their lunch breaks and toilet time to aiding the Raiders in any way they can. The more proficient attempt to hack into Area 51's intranet to shut down the base or give them misdirection in order to better the chances of raid success. The majority of these hackers however stay on Reddit to post memes about regretting the raid after alien overlords envelop us or try to find the handful of Raiders livestreaming the carnage and their own downfall for all to see. Many simply visit the various associated sites to "like" articles on the raid or upvote the inevitable flood of memes which bombard all meme pages for the day. THE END The folly of the raiders is realised and the warnings ignored. Dark lord and recent pop resurrection Cthulu is awoken. In accordance with 2019, the omnipotent beast starts to exterminate everyone around it but numerous protestors form to stop harm from coming to the God. The expanse of the facility is huge and raiders split to explore the floors and quadrants. Unfathomable truths are found. Pristine pieces of forgotten art decorate the walls. Countless new species and hybrid organisms are found frolicking and thriving. Space-age weaponry and military-applied objects litter the area, making for a hell of a livestream. Violent raiders are given a beasting in nearby cells until they are collected by law enforcement and charged, leading to a record number of prison sentences and a lot of f's to be typed on Reddit the following day. Cries of anguish ring throughout the base as those on the outside realise that something unstoppable has been unleashed. Centuries of pain and decimation are guaranteed and the fate of the human race is irreversibly sealed. In the days before the reign of darkness commences, many anarchist groups and die hard fans of the Joker from Batman express apathy and a lack of remorse for humanity's fate. Weeks later the homes of every US citizen are knocked on, and eradicated. Pockets of survivors investigate and find out that the military had organised a revenge raid on America to get payback. Regardless of the outcome, almost all who digitally attended the raid will claim to be a part of the raid and brag amongst friends after scanning the area for any police officers or sketchy agent-types. US Government faces extreme backlash for keeping such knowledge from the public. The Raiders use their unbeatable new tech to battle the surrounding military and escape, bringing forth a new era of futuristic splendour and scientific wonder. One wealthy survivor makes it to another planet thanks to the efforts of his company, Space-X. THE END THE END THE END The Raid goes down in history as a defining moment for America and it's participants are hailed as heros. This gives the internet a brilliant idea, and on June 13th, 2020, Area 52 is raided. THE END «E I'm recording this, because this could be the last thing I'll ever say The city I once knew as home is teetering on the edge of radioactive oblivion A three-hundred thousand degree baptism by nuclear fire I'm not sorry, we had it coming...
Safe Zone: A flowchart of potential outcomes for tomorrow's raid
 junglebox24
 Raid commences
 Team 51's valiant effort and immensely-
 favourable odds allow them to overcome their
 WARNING
 September 20, 2019
 sometime on this date.
 Personnel on site
 invading enemy. They are not without
 casualties however, and the subsequent legal
 and medical investigations create an
 enormous strain on an already-faltering US
 economy. The government implements
 Orwellian monitoring of the internet, Reddit in
 particular, to ensure that no such event can
 organically grow from an innocent meme ever
 again.
 notice a number of
 THE END
 STOP
 people on the horizon.
 hl
 In an unlikely turn of events, Raiders discover the hauntingly
 accurate predictions of many memers. The world is now blessed with
 Reddit 2, Half-Life 3, a list of Shrek sequel release dates and the
 formula on how to delete games that Reddit deems inferior and
 which aren't aimed at the site's average age bracket.
 As many anticipated, caged aliens are everywhere in the deeper facility. They all look
 to be of differing origins and temperments.
 A sole door awaits on the other side. It's shady, rotten and creepy. Karen, 43
 from Maryland knows that nowhere in the world is off-limits to her and she
 rapidly waddles to it. She opens the door to find an initially-confusing sight.
 Ravenous alien cells are firebombed without a second thought. Some kid raiders
 free smaller aliens and keep them as pets, completely unaware of their needs,
 behaviour or future affect on our ecosystem. Cuter aliens that resemble pets are
 freed in a unanimous decision by the raiders who took a class on biology 5 years ago
 at an online college. An eerily quiet kid dressed in all-black uses one of the guard's
 guns to indiscriminately destroy an entire room of beings.
 A man, around 50, chained by the leg to a grounded steel peg. He waits for
 the room to populate with shocked raiders before feebly standing. The two
 parties lock eyes and the raiders prepare their weapons, not knowing what
 kind of alien force they are about to combat.
 A significant number
 of raiders realise the
 Despite impressive
 numbers, the raiders are
 overwhelmed upon an
 aggressive approach by
 elite weaponry and
 stringently-trained guards.
 With tact and intellect, the
 raiders get the jump on the
 guards with shere numbers and
 THE ENE
 gravity of their choice
 and flee. Stragglers
 obscure battle tactics. Team 51
 continue on but leave
 The military stand down when presented with the freed aliens. Weeks later orbital
 disturbance on a grand scale is observed. Spokespeople from Area 51 curse the raiders
 for removing the aliens from a safe zone, allowing their positions to be tracked by their
 home planets.
 The aged man begins dancing as an all-too-familiar drum beat kicks in and he
 starts to sing, "We're no strangers to love..."
 engage in a skirmish with many
 overweight, weak-bearded,
 pale, obnoxious, liberal rich kid,
 conservative adrenaline junkie,
 developmentally challenged
 and/or weeabo0 foes, using up
 when guards tell them
 they're about to
 commit a federal
 The massacre is
 documented, officials are
 offence.
 The raiders' dedication pays off and a rainbow-haired feminst who has
 appointed himself "Commander" approaches a sealed submarine style-door.
 2nd-in command obese teenager with a vulgar PS4 name drags a dismembered
 and faintly alive guard to the door for more information on what awaits them
 beyond it. A minutia of Raiders decide to quit while they're ahead and leave. The
 remainers prepare themselves with their switchblades, hockey sticks and hot
 sauce-filled water guns to enter the unknown and make history, for better or
 worse. The guard is forced to tell the passcode to Rainbow and everyone braces
 themselves tentatively for him to enter it and for their fates to be sealed.
 indicted and the brutal
 THE ENE
 Earth is invaded as numerous intergalactic Reddit-style sites eagerly look forward to the
 Earth Raid and post relentless memes about what theyll find here.
 extermination of the
 raiders' populus is all but
 forgotten in a matter of
 an unprecedented amount of
 ammunition as the higher
 echelons decide on dynamic
 Raiders successfully overwhelm the guards as
 emergency military backup arrives to de-
 escalate the conflict by any means necessary.
 They however are kept at bay by Raiders who've
 acquired the fallen's rifles and other weaponry.
 The negotiations allow the infiltrated raiders to
 begin conducting their search for the elusive
 secrets of the secretive military base, not really
 knowing what they're looking for and potentially
 completely underequipped to deal with anything
 they do happen to find.
 THE END
 Amongst the concentration camps, Raiders are labelled as traitors to the human race.
 Many are exiled, executed, left to starve or otherwise exposed to barbaric treatment.
 The aliens colonise us efficiently and solve our overpopulation problem without
 prejudice. The Rainbow-haired commander is kept as a sex slave by Grand Emperor
 Zingajoop in a twisted thank you for revealing their location.
 months.
 courses of action.
 THE END
 Desperate to keep the secrets of Area 51 as they are, the world leaders agree on a spontaneous
 nuclear bombardment. Figuring it better to destroy the knowledge than allow it to become
 public knowledge, they launch a trio of bombs at the base, allowing collateral damage to be
 catastrophic.
 Man's progress is reset. Literature, science, monuments, art and landmarks are
 obliterated as we all contemplate our pending demise once the aliens have had us
 complete pyramids and statues in their honour.
 Civil war erupts as the decision is hailed as malevolent. The US becomes engulfed in fire and
 war, as do many other Western nations. The Raiders go down as pioneers and legends who paid
 the ultimate price for freedom and exploration. Several bomb-proof sentient beings emerge
 from ground zero and assist in the war by shooting at anything and everything.
 THE END
 Before too long, humans are almost entirely eradicated. A spaceship descends to a troop of
 aliens waiting to greet he who steps off. The landing opens and a white-haired, robed man
 pacingly smokes a cigarette marches down, the aliens all bowing. Before flicking his cigarette
 and returning into the ship, he utters,
 "Hmm. Lasted longer than I thought. Reset the simulation, let's try it from the start."
 The raid ends in a bittersweet finale. Despite total
 victory, there is nothing of understandable value to be
 discovered. That which is, such as luminescent slug or
 fauna life, are squashed by sugar-rushed teenage
 raiders who thought it would be cool to do such a thing.
 The American military, although sworn to defend the
 country, do not forget such a heinous and brazen
 betrayal by its own citizens.
 Having never seen death or such extreme
 violence before, many raiders vomit, collapse
 or otherwise experience horrific physiological
 responses to the bloodshed. Many flee or
 submit to the armed guards. The more timid
 are returned to their parents and accept that
 violent resistance is best left to the movies.
 Self-titled "Elite Hackers" from Reddit, 4chan and likewise commit their
 lunch breaks and toilet time to aiding the Raiders in any way they can. The
 more proficient attempt to hack into Area 51's intranet to shut down the
 base or give them misdirection in order to better the chances of raid
 success. The majority of these hackers however stay on Reddit to post
 memes about regretting the raid after alien overlords envelop us or try to
 find the handful of Raiders livestreaming the carnage and their own
 downfall for all to see. Many simply visit the various associated sites to
 "like" articles on the raid or upvote the inevitable flood of memes which
 bombard all meme pages for the day.
 THE END
 The folly of the raiders is realised and the warnings ignored. Dark lord and recent pop resurrection Cthulu is
 awoken. In accordance with 2019, the omnipotent beast starts to exterminate everyone around it but numerous
 protestors form to stop harm from coming to the God.
 The expanse of the facility is huge and raiders split to explore the floors and
 quadrants. Unfathomable truths are found. Pristine pieces of forgotten art
 decorate the walls. Countless new species and hybrid organisms are found
 frolicking and thriving. Space-age weaponry and military-applied objects
 litter the area, making for a hell of a livestream.
 Violent raiders are given a beasting in nearby
 cells until they are collected by law
 enforcement and charged, leading to a record
 number of prison sentences and a lot of f's to
 be typed on Reddit the following day.
 Cries of anguish ring throughout the base as those on the outside realise that something unstoppable has been
 unleashed. Centuries of pain and decimation are guaranteed and the fate of the human race is irreversibly
 sealed. In the days before the reign of darkness commences, many anarchist groups and die hard fans of the
 Joker from Batman express apathy and a lack of remorse for humanity's fate.
 Weeks later the homes of every US citizen are knocked
 on, and eradicated. Pockets of survivors investigate
 and find out that the military had organised a revenge
 raid on America to get payback.
 Regardless of the outcome, almost all who digitally attended the raid will
 claim to be a part of the raid and brag amongst friends after scanning the
 area for any police officers or sketchy agent-types.
 US Government faces extreme backlash for keeping such knowledge from the
 public. The Raiders use their unbeatable new tech to battle the surrounding
 military and escape, bringing forth a new era of futuristic splendour and
 scientific wonder.
 One wealthy survivor makes it to another planet thanks to the efforts of his company, Space-X.
 THE END
 THE END
 THE END
 The Raid goes down in history as a defining moment for America and it's
 participants are hailed as heros. This gives the internet a brilliant idea, and on
 June 13th, 2020, Area 52 is raided.
 THE END
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