🅱️ 25+ Best Memes About Scratch

Target, Tumblr, and Animal: The vet said the anti-scratch cone would be $50 Tractor Supply had it for $19.95 Snacks! My heated blanket... that breathes loudly animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Record Scratch Freeze Frame, Record, and Scratch: *Record scratch* *Freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how l ended up in this situation. https://t.co/ZfDTX8rrdc

https://t.co/ZfDTX8rrdc

Gif, Lol, and Valentine's Day: .ul Verizon 7:06 PM 179600 Manojna ya no you're good i'm just inept okay lol so how has your valentine's day gone It's been a very normal day so far same i'll drink later if i can Ya my boyfriend may come visit record scratch* *freeze frame Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation Sent GIF Type a message Send *record scratch*

*record scratch*

Memes, Pregnant, and Scratch: HI! MY NAME IS PAGE I'M THE STORE CAT I SCRATCH AN BITE, PLEASE DON'T TOUCH OR ANNOY ME. (OR CALL ME "FAT" OR ASK IF I'M PREGNANT)

Anaconda, Tumblr, and Blog: Baresa awesomage:29-IN-1 STAINLESS STEEL MULTI-FUNCTIONAL TOOLS BRACELET100% Scratch-resistant Stainless Steel29 tools made into one uniquely practical bracelet!

awesomage:29-IN-1 STAINLESS STEEL MULTI-FUNCTIONAL TOOLS BRACELET100% Scratch-resistant Stainless Steel29 tools made into one uniquely pract...

Anaconda, Tumblr, and Blog: Baresa awesomage:29-IN-1 STAINLESS STEEL MULTI-FUNCTIONAL TOOLS BRACELET100% Scratch-resistant Stainless Steel29 tools made into one uniquely practical bracelet!

awesomage:29-IN-1 STAINLESS STEEL MULTI-FUNCTIONAL TOOLS BRACELET100% Scratch-resistant Stainless Steel29 tools made into one uniquely pract...

Dogs, Memes, and Death: itseasytoremember my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push 'em over they're just like "oh i'm lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!! mizshylock Whereas you push little dogs over and they're all like Vengeance! Death before dishonor!" Source: itseasytoremember 558,380 notes Shoutout to little dogs 😂

Shoutout to little dogs 😂

Crying, Fall, and Head: katevictoriax Boys need to be cuddled more. Put his head in your lap or on your chest. Stroke his hair, scratch his back lightly with your nails, rub his shoulders, kiss him on the top of his head. Anytime, not just when he's feeling down or trying to fall asleep. pinjauski When I did this to my boyfriend for the first time he almost started crying because no one had ever done something similar to him before. And I think that is awfully sad

Memes, Horse, and Http: A Coconut Horse Sound Making Thingy For Bikes Quite downand take thy riches Tis but a scratch.. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DSN7TN

Tis but a scratch.. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DSN7TN

Horse, Quite, and Scratch: A Coconut Horse Sound Making Thingy For Bikes Quite downand take thy riches Tis but a scratch..

Tis but a scratch..

Dank, Bible, and Chocolate: LAD BIBLE BIBLE HOW TONİAKE CHOCOLATE STRAIGHT FROM THE TREE From the tree all the way to the wrapper, this guy teaches you how to make a chocolate bar from scratch 👏🏻🍫

From the tree all the way to the wrapper, this guy teaches you how to make a chocolate bar from scratch 👏🏻🍫

Dank, Teacher, and History: History teacher: can anyone tell me a important medieval battle? me: 29 Tis but a scratch.

Tis but a scratch.

Dank, Scratch, and 🤖: Belly scratch! By pizzatoru | IG

Belly scratch! By pizzatoru | IG

Parents, Scratch, and Anti: Anti-vax parents when their child contracts polio Tis but a scratch

God, Okay, and Scratch: Ancient Pompeii victim not crushed by stone block, after all, archaeologists say kaedien thank god he's okay Source: kaedien 130,077 notes ‘Tis but a scratch

‘Tis but a scratch

Memes, Scratch, and 🤖: When your butthole really itches and you fart hard enough to scratch it.

Bad, Dude, and God: DIV 4 Soper &6 45 85 5 01. In 1999, an Australian named Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes from a heart attack. Later he was revived and lived unscathed. To celebrate his survival, he brought a scratch card and won a $27,000 car. The news team asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment, so he brought another card and won $250,000 jackpot in it. God was like shit dude, my bad

God was like shit dude, my bad

Scratch, The Real, and Doggo: His paws are sweaty, knees weak, tail is heavy. There's vomit on the carpet already, scratch my belly The real slim doggo

The real slim doggo

Bad, Dude, and God: DIV 4 Soper &6 45 85 5 01. In 1999, an Australian named Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes from a heart attack. Later he was revived and lived unscathed. To celebrate his survival, he brought a scratch card and won a $27,000 car. The news team asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment, so he brought another card and won $250,000 jackpot in it. God was like shit dude, my bad

God was like shit dude, my bad

Dude, News, and Heart: DIV 4 Soper &6 45 85 5 01. In 1999, an Australian named Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes from a heart attack. Later he was revived and lived unscathed. To celebrate his survival, he brought a scratch card and won a $27,000 car. The news team asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment, so he brought another card and won $250,000 jackpot in it. Lucky dude

Lucky dude

Bad, Dude, and God: DIV 4 Soper &6 45 85 5 01. In 1999, an Australian named Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes from a heart attack. Later he was revived and lived unscathed. To celebrate his survival, he brought a scratch card and won a $27,000 car. The news team asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment, so he brought another card and won $250,000 jackpot in it. God was like shit dude, my bad

God was like shit dude, my bad

Dank, Fuck, and Scratch: SERIOUSLY STRANGE Seriously Strange @SeriousStrange The probability of you being born was around 1 in 400 trillion. FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY zach green @zach2302 Fuck sake can't win a tenner on a scratch card but a can win this shite existence nice one x

God, News, and Scratch: did you know? An Australian guy Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes. He somehow survived. To celebrate his survival, he bought a scratch card & won a $27000 car. The media/news asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card & won another $250,000 jackpot God’s way of apologizing after killing you by accident.

God’s way of apologizing after killing you by accident.

Parents, Scratch, and Anti: Anti -vax parents when their child contracts polio Tis but a Scratch Put some ice on it

Put some ice on it

Beautiful, Politics, and Scratch: Chloe Angyal@ChloeAngyal 5h Like so many talented and lovely ournalists, I was laid off today If you're in the market for an opinion editor with a huge and diverse rolodex, or a columnist with 10 years of writing about gender politics (and a literal PhD in romantic comedies) under her belt, talk to me 668 t1,470 5,192 Chloe Angyal @ChloeAngyal For those who are wondering, @HuffPost Opinion --the entire section -- is being eliminated. The beautiful, diverse, inclusive baby we built from scratch is gone 1/24/19, 11:21 AM It’s not a baby, it’s just a cluster of ideas. I’m glad it was aborted.

It’s not a baby, it’s just a cluster of ideas. I’m glad it was aborted.

Memes, Scratch, and Today: Me watching them guzzle down my pre- workout not knowing they gonna turn bright red, be itchy at places they can't scratch & not sleep for the next two days (G: @thegainz You gon learn today 😈

You gon learn today 😈

Cars, Gif, and Lmao: e 11 73%|i 12:20 PM Alexis Today 12:00 PM Would you prefer a shitty pickup line or a fun fact about me? Or both Ooh hit me with both So I've been in three car wrecks the police and paramedics all thought were guaranteed to have been fatal to me, yet l always walk away without as much as a scratch on me... over my past few years, I've put a few nicer cars to their deaths.... I wrecked a Camaro, I demol- ished a Charger, I've crashe Mustang, but surprisingly, I've never smashed Alexis. d a Lmao stop. I can't say anyone has ever put my name into a pun. You put effort into that one and I appreciate it haha GIF Type a message... Ive been waiting for so long to match someone named Alexis. can you tell?

Ive been waiting for so long to match someone named Alexis. can you tell?

Scratch and You: You scratch me, I scratch you

You scratch me, I scratch you

News, Lotto, and Scratch: 1-4-19 ALottery Woo Hoo for You er Heep One dollar PAY ORDER OF DOLLARS Global NEWS Global NEWS Man wins $1 on lotto scratch ticket, demands large novelty cheque - and gets one 3 hours ago

Bitch, Memes, and Shit: My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and put the cat outside. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again. Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away: Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw her into the backyard.. .she had better not shit in the vegetable garden again. The silence in the taxi was deafening

Bad, Bruh, and God: did you know? An Australian guy Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes. He somehow survived. To celebrate his survival, he bought a scratch card & won a $27000 car. The media/news asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card & won another $250,000 jackpot. sact the scratch card BILL MORGAN clarknokent: elionking God is trying to apologize Oh shit, my bad bruh" He must've went to hell for that 14 minutes Thats how mafia works

Thats how mafia works

Bad, Bruh, and God: did you know? An Australian guy Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes. He somehow survived. To celebrate his survival, he bought a scratch card & won a $27000 car. The media/news asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card & won another $250,000 jackpot. sact the scratch card BILL MORGAN clarknokent: elionking God is trying to apologize Oh shit, my bad bruh" He must've went to hell for that 14 minutes Thats how mafia works via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AIktTn

Thats how mafia works via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AIktTn

Logic, Lol, and Girl: hannah @gulickhannah i hate ranting to my boyfriend because he'll use sound logic and reasoning and i'm really just looking for someone to be just as overdramatic about the situation as i am LET ME BE DRAMATIC!!! Just scratch my back feed me and tell me I’m right and also the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen don’t even leave me hahahahahahahahaha!! LOL

LET ME BE DRAMATIC!!! Just scratch my back feed me and tell me I’m right and also the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen don’t even leave me ha...

Life, Brave, and Scratch: when your brotner slaps you when your mum isnt watchin TiS buta scratch vs when she is watching The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed. Oh Brave Sir Robin

Oh Brave Sir Robin

Game, Scratch, and One: You know, I'm something of a programmer myself. When you made one game in scratch four years ago.

When you made one game in scratch four years ago.

Lottery, Date, and Office: ALottery ALottery ALottery Lottery Lottery ALottery ALottery nttery ALottery ALottery DATE /4-19 Woo Hoo for You PAY TO THE ORDER OF One dollar DOLLARS any Aden LARRY LOSS, ACTING CEO A friend went by the state lottery office with a winning scratch off ticket and told them he’d like one of those bigass ceremonial checks as payment.

A friend went by the state lottery office with a winning scratch off ticket and told them he’d like one of those bigass ceremonial checks as...

Memes, Scratch, and 🤖: Sitzprobe Yorktown Breakdown Pt 3: @scottwasserman1 aka DJ Buttonz, cue that scratch track! https://t.co/weJhNzfa52

Sitzprobe Yorktown Breakdown Pt 3: @scottwasserman1 aka DJ Buttonz, cue that scratch track! https://t.co/weJhNzfa52

Match, Scratch, and Dutch Language: AS SEEN O Dutch GHow SCRATCH 1 AIDE Dutch Clow Dutch Glow SCRATCH SCRATCH AIDE Suateh AIDE Wood BEFORE AFTER Butter 5 oz (15ml) PERFECT MATCH FOR EVERY SCRATCH ANY WOOD, ANY COLOR FILLS & CONCEALS CRACKS & GOUGES INCLUDES: SCRATCH MENDER .5 OZ (15ml) ·WOOD BUTTER .5 OZ (15ml) . 1 SPATULA APPLICATOR Fix your scratches easily by placing a bottle in front of them!

Fix your scratches easily by placing a bottle in front of them!

Cats, Love, and Anonymous: Anonymous | 48471330 1 t sitten. >be me lonely >have cat find out cats like back scratches give cat back scratches >cat loves it >cat now follows me around and I give the good scratch >I love cat >cat loves me >I feel loved >not lonely yes 37,5 kB JPG Anon user feels loved by his cat

Anon user feels loved by his cat

Dank, Scratch, and Back: This how your clit look back at him when he doesn't know what he's doing and treating it like a scratch off :-(

:-(

Funny, Scratch, and Fart: When your butthole really itches and you fart hard enough to scratch it. 😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Alive, Record Scratch Freeze Frame, and Record: record scratch* freeze frame* yup, thats me... you're probably wondering why i'm still alive.

Dank, Scratch, and Fart: When your butthole really itches and you fart hard enough to scratch it.

Calculator, Scratch, and Making A: JS CD Me after making a calculator in Scratch ph I stand among you as equals

I stand among you as equals

Scratch, Asshole, and Lil: When u scratch ur asshole and u get a lil carried away purge https://t.co/M01GtqjTqk

https://t.co/M01GtqjTqk

Family, Life, and Parents: The Anxiety Chart' Made to Help Others Understand My Anxiety MIGHTY The Anxiety Level 0 Anxiety Level 5 Life is good. Nothing to stress about. I can handle anything life throws my way." "What the hell am I going to do? Imagine totalling your car, messing up your big presentation at work or failing How average people start their day. your final exams at school. Anxiety Level 1 "Just a little hiccup. Nothing I can't handle. Anxiety Level 6 "This is all too much to handle! Akin to misplacing your sunglasses or the remote. Easily resolved Imagine losing your job, failing the big test AND totalling your car all in the same day Anxiety Level 7 Anxiety Level 2 Oh c'mon.. where the heck are they "I can't take anymore.." This is NOT a good time! Similar to misplacing your keys whe Anxiety Level 3 Imagine having all of that happen, then coming home to discover your basement flooded and your family pet died. you're running late for work. Anxiety Level 8 Where did that scratch come fromY Could anything else freakin go wrong?! Imagine finding a scratch or small ding on your new car. Imagine adding to that your identity was stolen, your bank account ciosed AND vour spouse left, taking the kids Anxiety Level 4 Anxiety Level 9 Silently rocking back and forth Imagine not being able to take anything shutting down completely What am I going to tell them? annImagine being the cause of a scratch or ding on your parents ts' new car.else and just wrapping in a blanket and car

Cats, Computers, and Run: Technology Purist Technology NeutralTechnology Rebel Must strictly be a general-purpose datastructure in software. Must be related to computers Can be related to anything Technology Neutral Structure Purist Technology Rebel Structure Purist Hardline Traditionalists 2dc6a566 8B1cc496 la9ffTee Structure Purist Must be a distinct set of items, linked item-to-item in a chain. b070c4ec 41c3eldd E9561132 A linked list is a blockchain A git commit graph is a blockchain. This physics problem is a blockchain. Technology Purist, Structure Neutral Technology Rebel Structure Neutral True Neutral when clicked Structure Neutral go to x: y: wait secs Must be a set of items linked to each other. move 10 steps if on edge, bounce A network is a blockchain A Scratch program is a blockchain. A flowchart is a blockchain. Technology Purist, Structure Rebel Technology Neutral Structure Rebel Radical Blockchain Anarchy Structure Rebel to-do list: - fix everything -become happy scatterfish@amy-xps /> 1s bine 1ib@ boot/ lib640 dev/ lost+found/ run/ etc/ mnt/ home/ opt/ proc/ swapfile buy milk - feed cats - foo bar - solve the halting problem Can be anything linked in any way sbine usr/ A filesystem is a blockchain A text file is a blockchain. A snake is a blockchain. Had an argument about blockchains and it devolved into insanity, so I made this

Had an argument about blockchains and it devolved into insanity, so I made this

Scratch, Make, and Programs: * hits blunt Scratch programmers make scratch programs from scratch Scratch programmers.

Scratch programmers.

Bad, Bruh, and God: An Australian guy Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes. He somehow survived. To celebrate his survival, he bought a scratch card & won a $27000 car. The media/news asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card & won another $250,000 jackpot. BILL MORGAN sashayshanta28 clarknokent elionking ahighlyfunctioningfangirl: God is trying to apologize Oh shit, my bad bruh" He must ve went to hell for that 14 minutes Devil: "Welcome to hell Phill!" Bill: what, hell ??? Who's Phil???"() Devil: "uhhh, aren't you Phil Morgan? Today's your day kid"D Bill: no! No my name is Bill, I'm Bill!!I'm dead??"() Devil: ohhhhh.. give me a sec"dials heaven* C Photos Source: srsfunny 14 Minutes in Hell

14 Minutes in Hell

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