🅱️ 25+ Best Memes About Scratch

Fashion, Food, and Memes: My cat: -watches me in the bath -watches me on the toilet tries to take my food -drinks out of my cups -walks on my laptop when I try to work -has almost smothered me in my sleep by laying on my throat -bites me when I don't scratch his ears in a timely fashion Me: -holds cat Cat: WHOOOOA THERE, PERSONAL SPACE. WILL BITE YOU NOW. WHAT HECK, DONT TOUCH, AM KING tumblr: i-am-accountable

Gif, Memes, and Help: Lin-Manuel Miranda crowdsou... 000 GIF via @ShelbyPeel U Arts Lin-Manuel Miranda crowdsources name ideas for a Hamilton-inspired café The actor-playwright turned to his followers for help when it came to brainstorming a name for the café inside an upcoming Hamilton exhibition. Scratch that This is not a movement It’s a Moment https://t.co/FGx0Gp6D0L

Scratch that This is not a movement It’s a Moment https://t.co/FGx0Gp6D0L

Bad, Bruh, and God: did you know? An Australian guy Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes. He somehow survived. To celebrate his survival, he bought a scratch card & won a $27000 car. The media/news asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card & won another $250,000 jackpot. ahighlyfunctioningfangirl God is trying to apologize elionking "Oh shit, my bad bruh" Could I get some of that luck as well?

Could I get some of that luck as well?

Ass, Dank, and Friday: Well scratch Happy Ass, Friday Dont Miss This. Good morning. Yee Haw!

Good morning. Yee Haw!

Cats, Confused, and Moms: r/AskReddit Posted by u/cieuxrouges Redditors who own multiple pets: what's the drama going on amongst them right now? Discussion 17.0k 3.8 Share BEST COMMENTS kingdomofnye S 6h My mom's 10-year-old cat is staying with us for a few days. Our golden retriever loves cats but has never spent a ton of time around them until now He is absolutely ENCHANTED by her. He follows her around all day so he can watch her do cat things, like scratch a scratching post! Or tinkle in a box! Or roll around in catnip! He keeps trying to roll around in catnip himself and is newly confused every time something magical doesn't happen to him She is unimpressed by her big new friend but we can tell she secretly likes him o Reply 3.9k This is literally the cutest thing I have read all day.

This is literally the cutest thing I have read all day.

Dank, Fuck, and Scratch: SERIOUSL.Y STRANGE Seriously Strange @SeriousStrange The probability of you being born was around 1 in 400 trillion. FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY zach green @zach2302 Fuck sake can't win a tenner on a scratch card but a can win this shite existence nice one x

Target, Tumblr, and Animal: Snacks! The vet said the anti-scratch cone would be $50 Tractor Supply had it for $19.95 My cat mav be getting too fat animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Clothes, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES FACT #1293 Most of the costumes and wigs in The Favourite were made from scratch. The budget was very tight, so renting them was not feasible. Clothes and wigs were custom built then deconstructed and re-used in other sceneS 📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix oscars oscars2019 thefavourite oliviacolman

📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema...

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: infinite-scratch:AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!

infinite-scratch:AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!

Target, Tumblr, and Animal: The vet said the anti-scratch cone would be $50 Tractor Supply had it for $19.95 Snacks! My heated blanket... that breathes loudly animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Record Scratch Freeze Frame, Record, and Scratch: *Record scratch* *Freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how l ended up in this situation. https://t.co/ZfDTX8rrdc

https://t.co/ZfDTX8rrdc

Gif, Lol, and Valentine's Day: .ul Verizon 7:06 PM 179600 Manojna ya no you're good i'm just inept okay lol so how has your valentine's day gone It's been a very normal day so far same i'll drink later if i can Ya my boyfriend may come visit record scratch* *freeze frame Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation Sent GIF Type a message Send *record scratch*

*record scratch*

Memes, Pregnant, and Scratch: HI! MY NAME IS PAGE I'M THE STORE CAT I SCRATCH AN BITE, PLEASE DON'T TOUCH OR ANNOY ME. (OR CALL ME "FAT" OR ASK IF I'M PREGNANT)

Anaconda, Tumblr, and Blog: Baresa awesomage:29-IN-1 STAINLESS STEEL MULTI-FUNCTIONAL TOOLS BRACELET100% Scratch-resistant Stainless Steel29 tools made into one uniquely practical bracelet!

awesomage:29-IN-1 STAINLESS STEEL MULTI-FUNCTIONAL TOOLS BRACELET100% Scratch-resistant Stainless Steel29 tools made into one uniquely pract...

Anaconda, Tumblr, and Blog: Baresa awesomage:29-IN-1 STAINLESS STEEL MULTI-FUNCTIONAL TOOLS BRACELET100% Scratch-resistant Stainless Steel29 tools made into one uniquely practical bracelet!

awesomage:29-IN-1 STAINLESS STEEL MULTI-FUNCTIONAL TOOLS BRACELET100% Scratch-resistant Stainless Steel29 tools made into one uniquely pract...

Dogs, Memes, and Death: itseasytoremember my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push 'em over they're just like "oh i'm lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!! mizshylock Whereas you push little dogs over and they're all like Vengeance! Death before dishonor!" Source: itseasytoremember 558,380 notes Shoutout to little dogs 😂

Shoutout to little dogs 😂

Crying, Fall, and Head: katevictoriax Boys need to be cuddled more. Put his head in your lap or on your chest. Stroke his hair, scratch his back lightly with your nails, rub his shoulders, kiss him on the top of his head. Anytime, not just when he's feeling down or trying to fall asleep. pinjauski When I did this to my boyfriend for the first time he almost started crying because no one had ever done something similar to him before. And I think that is awfully sad

Memes, Horse, and Http: A Coconut Horse Sound Making Thingy For Bikes Quite downand take thy riches Tis but a scratch.. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DSN7TN

Tis but a scratch.. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DSN7TN

Dank, Memes, and Target: A Coconut Horse Sound Making Thingy For Bikes Quite downand take thy riches Tis but a scratch.. by yyq90s MORE MEMES

Tis but a scratch.. by yyq90s MORE MEMES

Horse, Quite, and Scratch: A Coconut Horse Sound Making Thingy For Bikes Quite downand take thy riches Tis but a scratch..

Tis but a scratch..

Dank, Bible, and Chocolate: LAD BIBLE BIBLE HOW TONİAKE CHOCOLATE STRAIGHT FROM THE TREE From the tree all the way to the wrapper, this guy teaches you how to make a chocolate bar from scratch 👏🏻🍫

From the tree all the way to the wrapper, this guy teaches you how to make a chocolate bar from scratch 👏🏻🍫

Dank, Teacher, and History: History teacher: can anyone tell me a important medieval battle? me: 29 Tis but a scratch.

Tis but a scratch.

Dank, Scratch, and 🤖: Belly scratch! By pizzatoru | IG

Belly scratch! By pizzatoru | IG

Parents, Scratch, and Anti: Anti-vax parents when their child contracts polio Tis but a scratch

God, Okay, and Scratch: Ancient Pompeii victim not crushed by stone block, after all, archaeologists say kaedien thank god he's okay Source: kaedien 130,077 notes ‘Tis but a scratch

‘Tis but a scratch

Memes, Scratch, and 🤖: When your butthole really itches and you fart hard enough to scratch it.

Bad, Dude, and God: DIV 4 Soper &6 45 85 5 01. In 1999, an Australian named Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes from a heart attack. Later he was revived and lived unscathed. To celebrate his survival, he brought a scratch card and won a $27,000 car. The news team asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment, so he brought another card and won $250,000 jackpot in it. God was like shit dude, my bad

God was like shit dude, my bad

Dank, Memes, and Target: His paws are sweaty, knees weak, tail is heavy. There's vomit on the carpet already, scratch my belly The real slim doggo by whiterippers MORE MEMES

The real slim doggo by whiterippers MORE MEMES

Scratch, The Real, and Doggo: His paws are sweaty, knees weak, tail is heavy. There's vomit on the carpet already, scratch my belly The real slim doggo

The real slim doggo

Bad, Dude, and God: DIV 4 Soper &6 45 85 5 01. In 1999, an Australian named Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes from a heart attack. Later he was revived and lived unscathed. To celebrate his survival, he brought a scratch card and won a $27,000 car. The news team asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment, so he brought another card and won $250,000 jackpot in it. God was like shit dude, my bad

God was like shit dude, my bad

Dude, News, and Heart: DIV 4 Soper &6 45 85 5 01. In 1999, an Australian named Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes from a heart attack. Later he was revived and lived unscathed. To celebrate his survival, he brought a scratch card and won a $27,000 car. The news team asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment, so he brought another card and won $250,000 jackpot in it. Lucky dude

Lucky dude

Bad, Dude, and God: DIV 4 Soper &6 45 85 5 01. In 1999, an Australian named Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes from a heart attack. Later he was revived and lived unscathed. To celebrate his survival, he brought a scratch card and won a $27,000 car. The news team asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment, so he brought another card and won $250,000 jackpot in it. God was like shit dude, my bad

God was like shit dude, my bad

Dank, Fuck, and Scratch: SERIOUSLY STRANGE Seriously Strange @SeriousStrange The probability of you being born was around 1 in 400 trillion. FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY zach green @zach2302 Fuck sake can't win a tenner on a scratch card but a can win this shite existence nice one x

Bad, Dude, and God: DIV 4 Soper &6 45 85 5 01. In 1999, an Australian named Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes from a heart attack. Later he was revived and lived unscathed. To celebrate his survival, he brought a scratch card and won a $27,000 car. The news team asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment, so he brought another card and won $250,000 jackpot in it. God was like shit dude, my bad

God was like shit dude, my bad

Memes, Parents, and Tumblr: Anti -vax parents when their child contracts polio Tis but a Scratch 30-minute-memes:Put some ice on it

30-minute-memes:Put some ice on it

God, News, and Scratch: did you know? An Australian guy Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes. He somehow survived. To celebrate his survival, he bought a scratch card & won a $27000 car. The media/news asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card & won another $250,000 jackpot God’s way of apologizing after killing you by accident.

God’s way of apologizing after killing you by accident.

Parents, Scratch, and Anti: Anti -vax parents when their child contracts polio Tis but a Scratch Put some ice on it

Put some ice on it

Beautiful, Politics, and Scratch: Chloe Angyal@ChloeAngyal 5h Like so many talented and lovely ournalists, I was laid off today If you're in the market for an opinion editor with a huge and diverse rolodex, or a columnist with 10 years of writing about gender politics (and a literal PhD in romantic comedies) under her belt, talk to me 668 t1,470 5,192 Chloe Angyal @ChloeAngyal For those who are wondering, @HuffPost Opinion --the entire section -- is being eliminated. The beautiful, diverse, inclusive baby we built from scratch is gone 1/24/19, 11:21 AM It’s not a baby, it’s just a cluster of ideas. I’m glad it was aborted.

It’s not a baby, it’s just a cluster of ideas. I’m glad it was aborted.

Memes, Scratch, and Today: Me watching them guzzle down my pre- workout not knowing they gonna turn bright red, be itchy at places they can't scratch & not sleep for the next two days (G: @thegainz You gon learn today 😈

You gon learn today 😈

Cars, Gif, and Lmao: e 11 73%|i 12:20 PM Alexis Today 12:00 PM Would you prefer a shitty pickup line or a fun fact about me? Or both Ooh hit me with both So I've been in three car wrecks the police and paramedics all thought were guaranteed to have been fatal to me, yet l always walk away without as much as a scratch on me... over my past few years, I've put a few nicer cars to their deaths.... I wrecked a Camaro, I demol- ished a Charger, I've crashe Mustang, but surprisingly, I've never smashed Alexis. d a Lmao stop. I can't say anyone has ever put my name into a pun. You put effort into that one and I appreciate it haha GIF Type a message... Ive been waiting for so long to match someone named Alexis. can you tell?

Ive been waiting for so long to match someone named Alexis. can you tell?

Scratch and You: You scratch me, I scratch you

You scratch me, I scratch you

News, Lotto, and Scratch: 1-4-19 ALottery Woo Hoo for You er Heep One dollar PAY ORDER OF DOLLARS Global NEWS Global NEWS Man wins $1 on lotto scratch ticket, demands large novelty cheque - and gets one 3 hours ago

Bitch, Memes, and Shit: My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and put the cat outside. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again. Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away: Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw her into the backyard.. .she had better not shit in the vegetable garden again. The silence in the taxi was deafening

Bad, Bruh, and God: did you know? An Australian guy Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes. He somehow survived. To celebrate his survival, he bought a scratch card & won a $27000 car. The media/news asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card & won another $250,000 jackpot. sact the scratch card BILL MORGAN clarknokent: elionking God is trying to apologize Oh shit, my bad bruh" He must've went to hell for that 14 minutes Thats how mafia works

Thats how mafia works

Bad, Bruh, and God: did you know? An Australian guy Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes. He somehow survived. To celebrate his survival, he bought a scratch card & won a $27000 car. The media/news asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card & won another $250,000 jackpot. sact the scratch card BILL MORGAN clarknokent: elionking God is trying to apologize Oh shit, my bad bruh" He must've went to hell for that 14 minutes Thats how mafia works via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AIktTn

Thats how mafia works via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AIktTn

Bad, Bruh, and Dank: did you know? An Australian guy Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes. He somehow survived. To celebrate his survival, he bought a scratch card & won a $27000 car. The media/news asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card & won another $250,000 jackpot. sact the scratch card BILL MORGAN clarknokent: elionking God is trying to apologize Oh shit, my bad bruh" He must've went to hell for that 14 minutes Thats how mafia works by Bloodyfangs108 MORE MEMES

Thats how mafia works by Bloodyfangs108 MORE MEMES

Logic, Lol, and Girl: hannah @gulickhannah i hate ranting to my boyfriend because he'll use sound logic and reasoning and i'm really just looking for someone to be just as overdramatic about the situation as i am LET ME BE DRAMATIC!!! Just scratch my back feed me and tell me I’m right and also the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen don’t even leave me hahahahahahahahaha!! LOL

LET ME BE DRAMATIC!!! Just scratch my back feed me and tell me I’m right and also the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen don’t even leave me ha...

Life, Brave, and Scratch: when your brotner slaps you when your mum isnt watchin TiS buta scratch vs when she is watching The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed. Oh Brave Sir Robin

Oh Brave Sir Robin

Game, Scratch, and One: You know, I'm something of a programmer myself. When you made one game in scratch four years ago.

When you made one game in scratch four years ago.

Lottery, Date, and Office: ALottery ALottery ALottery Lottery Lottery ALottery ALottery nttery ALottery ALottery DATE /4-19 Woo Hoo for You PAY TO THE ORDER OF One dollar DOLLARS any Aden LARRY LOSS, ACTING CEO A friend went by the state lottery office with a winning scratch off ticket and told them he’d like one of those bigass ceremonial checks as payment.

A friend went by the state lottery office with a winning scratch off ticket and told them he’d like one of those bigass ceremonial checks as...

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