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![scrubbing: You avoided it at all costs. You showered three times a day.
You washed your hands and face after every meal
You stayed inside, away from the beating sun
and omnipresent moisture
You wormed away from every occasion
that involved a greasy meal. You couldn't stand it.
One day, you woke up in a bed that was oozing
You were relieved when you realized you didn't soil yourself.
You were horrified when you realized you were soaking
in a bed of your own sweat. You scrambled for the shower.
You ignored the split splat noises your feet made as you rushedc
You turned the faucet,
and let the refreshing water wash over you.
It wasn't enough. The grease was still in every pore and every
fold of your body. You grab the soap and start scrubbing.
And scrubbing. And scrubbing. It's surprisingly easy
Skin gives way to fat, which gives way to bone.
All the lard and cholesterol melts, slips between your fingers,
and disappears down the drain in a soapy slurry
But it isn't enough. You don't stop, even as the shower floor
gains a fresh coat of gunk.
It's on you. It's on you and it's staining you and it' s in you and
it is you and it won't come off. You start scraping, scraping,
trying to get it off. You reach deep inside. First, it's like trying
to peel bark off of a tree. Then, it feels like grating a block of wax.
Finally, it starts melting under the torrent of shower water.
Curdles of osseous matter drift down into the floor and into the
flood. Every last bit of you disappears into the drain
Finally, you're clean
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