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 see you tonight: We're about to shake shit up Columbus. See you tonight. TotalBlackOutTour @ericfuckingandre

We're about to shake shit up Columbus. See you tonight. TotalBlackOutTour @ericfuckingandre

see you tonight: (I'm a manager. I am ringing up a woman I have sold things to before. We are making small talk as I ring her up. Note: I'm a lesbian.) CUSTOMER: "I can't believe the president came out in support for gay marriage!" ME: "I know; kind of unbelievable!" CUSTOMER: "That f** lover is going to burn in hell for that!" ME: *biting my tongue* "Okay." (I finish ringing her up and hand the customer her bags.) CUSTOMER: "They should round up all the gays and put them down." ME: "That would be bad for me, seeing as I am a lesbian." (The woman turns pale and walks out without saying a word. A few hours later, I get a call from the manager of another one of our stores. On the line, I can hear the same customer I previously sold items to ranting.) MANAGER: *also a woman* "So, this woman is here wanting to exchange a bunch of stuff from your store. When I asked her what was wrong with the items, she said you tainted them; I have no idea what she is talking about. Could you maybe clear this up for me?" ME: "Well, I bet it is because she found out I was gay." MANAGER: "I see." *starts talking in sultry voice* "Well, I'll see you tonight for our date. You should put on that that black lace bra and panty set I got you for your birthday! I love you!" *hangs up* (l am very confused, seeing as I have never dated that manager, nor did she ever get me underwear, and as far as I know, she is not gay. Fast forward a few days later to the manager weekly conference call: apparently, the customer left the other store after thinking the other manager was also gay. That manager then called every other store in the area and told everyone about the customer. Over the next few days, the customer went to every store in a 20 mile radius trying to exchange the tainted goods'. Everyone she talked to pretended to be gay when working with her and she left every time. To my knowledge, she never got her exchange.) Ignorant Customer Learns A Very Important Lesson.
 see you tonight: (I'm a manager. I am ringing up a woman I have sold
 things to before. We are making small talk as I ring
 her up. Note: I'm a lesbian.)
 CUSTOMER: "I can't believe the president came out in support for gay
 marriage!"
 ME: "I know; kind of unbelievable!"
 CUSTOMER: "That f** lover is going to burn in hell for that!"
 ME: *biting my tongue* "Okay."
 (I finish ringing her up and hand the customer her bags.)
 CUSTOMER: "They should round up all the gays and put them down."
 ME: "That would be bad for me, seeing as I am a lesbian."
 (The woman turns pale and walks out without saying a word. A few
 hours later, I get a call from the manager of another one of our stores.
 On the line, I can hear the same customer I previously sold items to
 ranting.)
 MANAGER: *also a woman* "So, this woman is here wanting to
 exchange a bunch of stuff from your store. When I asked her what
 was wrong with the items, she said you tainted them; I have no idea
 what she is talking about. Could you maybe clear this up for me?"
 ME: "Well, I bet it is because she found out I was gay."
 MANAGER: "I see." *starts talking in sultry voice* "Well, I'll see you
 tonight for our date. You should put on that that black lace bra and
 panty set I got you for your birthday! I love you!" *hangs up*
 (l am very confused, seeing as I have never dated that manager, nor did
 she ever get me underwear, and as far as I know, she is not gay. Fast
 forward a few days later to the manager weekly conference call:
 apparently, the customer left the other store after thinking the other
 manager was also gay. That manager then called every other store in the
 area and told everyone about the customer. Over the next few days, the
 customer went to every store in a 20 mile radius trying to exchange the
 tainted goods'. Everyone she talked to pretended to be gay when working
 with her and she left every time. To my knowledge, she never got her
 exchange.)
Ignorant Customer Learns A Very Important Lesson.

Ignorant Customer Learns A Very Important Lesson.

see you tonight: (I'm a manager. I am ringing up a woman I have sold things to before. We are making small talk as I ring her up. Note: l'm a lesbian.) CUSTOMER: "I can't believe the president came out in support for gay marriage!'" ME: "I know; kind of unbelievable!" CUSTOMER: "That f** lover is going to burn in hell for that!" ME: *biting my tongue* "Okay." (I finish ringing her up and hand the customer her bags.) CUSTOMER: "They should round up all the gays and put them down." ME: "That would be bad for me, seeing as I am a lesbian." (The woman turns pale and walks out without saying a word. A few hours later, I get a call from the manager of another one of our stores. On the line, I can hear the same customer I previously sold items to ranting.) MANAGER: *also a woman* "So, this woman is here wanting to exchange a bunch of stuff from your store. When I asked her what was wrong with the items, she said you tainted them; I have no idea what she is talking about. Could you maybe clear this up for me?" ME: "Well, I bet it is because she found out I was gay." MANAGER: "I see." *starts talking in sultry voice* "Well, I'll see you tonight for our date. You should put on that that black lace bra and panty set I got you for your birthday! I love you!" *hangs up'* (I am very confused, seeing as I have never dated that manager, nor did she ever get me underwear, and as far as I know, she is not gay. Fast forward a few days later to the manager weekly conference call: apparently, the customer left the other store after thinking the other manager was also gay. That manager then called every other store in the area and told everyone about the customer. Over the next few days, the customer went to every store in a 20 mile radius trying to exchange the tainted goods'. Everyone she talked to pretended to be gay when working with her and she left every time. To my knowledge, she never got her exchange.) <p>Ignorant Customer Learns A Very Important Lesson.</p>
 see you tonight: (I'm a manager. I am ringing up a woman I have sold
 things to before. We are making small talk as I ring
 her up. Note: l'm a lesbian.)
 CUSTOMER: "I can't believe the president came out in support for gay
 marriage!'"
 ME: "I know; kind of unbelievable!"
 CUSTOMER: "That f** lover is going to burn in hell for that!"
 ME: *biting my tongue* "Okay."
 (I finish ringing her up and hand the customer her bags.)
 CUSTOMER: "They should round up all the gays and put them down."
 ME: "That would be bad for me, seeing as I am a lesbian."
 (The woman turns pale and walks out without saying a word. A few
 hours later, I get a call from the manager of another one of our stores.
 On the line, I can hear the same customer I previously sold items to
 ranting.)
 MANAGER: *also a woman* "So, this woman is here wanting to
 exchange a bunch of stuff from your store. When I asked her what
 was wrong with the items, she said you tainted them; I have no idea
 what she is talking about. Could you maybe clear this up for me?"
 ME: "Well, I bet it is because she found out I was gay."
 MANAGER: "I see." *starts talking in sultry voice* "Well, I'll see you
 tonight for our date. You should put on that that black lace bra and
 panty set I got you for your birthday! I love you!" *hangs up'*
 (I am very confused, seeing as I have never dated that manager, nor did
 she ever get me underwear, and as far as I know, she is not gay. Fast
 forward a few days later to the manager weekly conference call:
 apparently, the customer left the other store after thinking the other
 manager was also gay. That manager then called every other store in the
 area and told everyone about the customer. Over the next few days, the
 customer went to every store in a 20 mile radius trying to exchange the
 tainted goods'. Everyone she talked to pretended to be gay when working
 with her and she left every time. To my knowledge, she never got her
 exchange.)
<p>Ignorant Customer Learns A Very Important Lesson.</p>

<p>Ignorant Customer Learns A Very Important Lesson.</p>

see you tonight: (I'm a manager. I am ringing up a woman I have sold things to before. We are making small talk as I ring her up. Note: I'm a lesbian.) Customer: "I can't believe the president came out in support for gay marriage!" Me: "I know; kind of unbelievable!" Customer: "That f** lover is going to burn in hell for that!" Me: *biting my tongue* "Okay." (I finish ringing her up and hand the customer her bags.) Customer: "They should round up all the gays and put them down." Me: "That would be bad for me, seeing as I am a lesbian." (The woman turns pale and walks out without saying a word. A few hours later, I get a call from the manager of another one of our stores. On the line, I can hear the same customer I previously sold items to ranting.) Manager: *also a woman* "So, this woman is here wanting to exchange a bunch of stuff from your store. When I asked her what was wrong with the items, she said you tainted them; I have no idea what she is talking about. Could you maybe clear this up for me?" Me: "Well, I bet it is because she found out I was gay." Manager: "I see." *starts talking in sultry voice* "Well, I'll see you tonight for our date. You should put on that that black lace bra and panty set I got you for your birthday! I love you!" *hangs up* (I am very confused, seeing as I have never dated that manager, nor did she ever get me underwear, and as far as I know, she is not gay. Fast forward a few days later to the manager weekly conference call: apparently, the customer left the other store after thinking the other manager was also gay. That manager then called every other store in the area and told everyone about the customer. Over the next few days, the customer went to every store in a 20 mile radius trying to exchange the 'tainted goods'. Everyone she talked to pretended to be gay when working with her and she left every time. To my knowledge, she never got her exchange.) Idid not have sexual relations with that woman. รœber Humor Best Story I Ever Readhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com
 see you tonight: (I'm a manager. I am ringing up a woman I have sold things to before. We are making
 small talk as I ring her up. Note: I'm a lesbian.)
 Customer: "I can't believe the president came out in support for gay marriage!"
 Me: "I know; kind of unbelievable!"
 Customer: "That f** lover is going to burn in hell for that!"
 Me: *biting my tongue* "Okay."
 (I finish ringing her up and hand the customer her bags.)
 Customer: "They should round up all the gays and put them down."
 Me: "That would be bad for me, seeing as I am a lesbian."
 (The woman turns pale and walks out without saying a word. A few hours later, I get a
 call from the manager of another one of our stores. On the line, I can hear the same
 customer I previously sold items to ranting.)
 Manager: *also a woman* "So, this woman is here wanting to exchange a bunch of
 stuff from your store. When I asked her what was wrong with the items, she said you
 tainted them; I have no idea what she is talking about. Could you maybe clear this up for
 me?"
 Me: "Well, I bet it is because she found out I was gay."
 Manager: "I see." *starts talking in sultry voice* "Well, I'll see you tonight for our date.
 You should put on that that black lace bra and panty set I got you for your birthday! I
 love you!" *hangs up*
 (I am very confused, seeing as I have never dated that manager, nor did she ever get
 me underwear, and as far as I know, she is not gay. Fast forward a few days later to the
 manager weekly conference call: apparently, the customer left the other store after
 thinking the other manager was also gay. That manager then called every other store in
 the area and told everyone about the customer. Over the next few days, the customer
 went to every store in a 20 mile radius trying to exchange the 'tainted goods'. Everyone
 she talked to pretended to be gay when working with her and she left every time. To my
 knowledge, she never got her exchange.)
 Idid not have sexual relations with that woman.
 รœber Humor
Best Story I Ever Readhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com

Best Story I Ever Readhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com