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seniority: wehavedonetheimpos... thornsa... Follow hobbitcreampuff But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because "No. that's not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I'm about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolution" sapphichands I need this as a series answersfromvanaheim Vampires sharing the recipe for Greek fire. Vampires speaking in dead languages Vampires being able to translate untranslatable scripts Vampires who react to straightwashing historical figures like "Are you kidding me everyone knew that man was queer! Vampires from cultures who were once antagonistic towards each other stubbornly maintaining a friendship that's lasted longer than their civilizations. Vampires who honour forgotten deities you won't find in mythology books. radio-freedunmovin Also, vampires who secretly saved stuff from the Library of Alexandra. R freyadragonlord A vampire show that does not revolve all around sex and eternal cursed love. northcentralpositronics nerd vampire whose knowledge of current events is terrible but they can always remember everything that's considered "history" so they have a super- detailed knowledge of everything up to about thirty years ago and then ????? vampire who couldn't tell you what caravaggio was known for but duelled with him at least three times and slept with him at least ten. "cara-who OH YCU MEAN MICHAEL yeah he was cool" vampire who spent 100 years in a convent and is still so bitter that in all that time they never made her mother superior "GODDAMMIT I HAD SENIORITY!I HAD SENIORITY! "okay so first off janet, that was six hundred years ago, but more importantly, maybe if you didn't always start those complaints off with blasphemy.. vampire professor who just sort of showed up at oxford when it was founded and is still there (and nobody's noticed because he still never actually shows up to his lectures) vampire politician who lifts all their campaign speeches wholesale from speeches given 200 years ago and just waits for someone to catch them out (nobody ever does they're prime minister and their approval ratings are through the roof) norttralpositronics WAIT I HAVE MORE queer vampire who constantly talks about the fashion for straightness and you need to be really careful because if you tell them straight is default they WILL scream at you for five days straight about what a modern concept heterosexuality is vampire hoarder who has an entire town where they just kept having to buy new houses to keep their stuff in and some of it's probably worth tens of millions by now but you'll never find it in among the 1950s kitschy kitten Sculptures and boxes of newspaper (the newspaper is a wonderful mix of yesterday's guardian and daily courants from 1725) vampire sailor from manderville's time who just has so many stories and some of them might even be true vampire bluestocking girl who took to the internet like a fish to water and spends her whole unlife engaging reddit antifeminists about women's rights because that's one fight she's determined to see through. also with the advent of cheap dyes she literally wears blue socks every day and hopes one day someone gets the joke vampire doctor who just gets SO CONFUSEED about the literature because do you know how hard it is to keep up with medicine kevin? when i got my doctorate we thought leeches were good and then they were bad and now they're good again? i was published in issue one of the lancet kevin that is 387 lancets kevin how the hell am i meant to remember which one's current kevin why are they saying cannabis is good for pain like this is news??? (but also lives in a state of wonderment every day in hospital because wow look at all this stuff we can do now look at it kevin!) entire coven of vampires constantly quibbling over manners because they're all from different periods: "HATS OFF AT TABLE" "SCREW YOU LEONARD ONLY PEASANTS EAT BAREHEADED "TABITHA THAT HASN'T BEEN GOOD MANNERS SINCE THE 1500S NOBODY HAS LICE ANY MORE" "IT ISN'T ABOUT LICE LEONARD IT'S ABOUT GOOD MANNERS YOU NEED TO HAVE GOOD MANNERS WHEN YOU HAVE PEOPLE OVER FOR DINNER" "I SWEAR TO GOD TABITHA IF YOU MAKE THAT PUN ONE MORE TIMEI WILL SHOVE YOUR STUPID HAT DOWN YOUR THROAT" bumbleandbumble vampire musicians who might not have been child prodigies but goddammit 500 years of practicing an instrument is bound to get you somewhere (also knowing the composer and being the first person to start playing a song doesn't hurt either) moonsofavalon my favorite will always be vampires who know fuck-all about the standard major historical events because they were always somewhere else whenever big shit was going down: "yeah i heard about the hundred years war but i was in northern african at the time so... "the roman empire fell??? how did the fucking roman empire fall??? i spend a fucking handful of decades in india and i come back to this???" "russia needs to stop having revolutions, i can't keep them all straight... "when did france become a democracy?? and america's now it's own country??? ive spent the last century in a forest in wallachia scaring small children so-wHat dO yOU meAn we're calling it romania now??? when the fuck did it become romania???" "WE HAD A WORLD WAR??? WE HAD TWO WORLD WARS???? well obviously 'world' is an exaggeration because i heard nothing about it while i was lost in the amazon rainforest for the last fifty years..." "listen i spent most of the fourteenth century as a pirate in the south china sea so someone's gonna had to clue me in on all this 'black plaque' nonsense." glitterfeyrac @thetalesofandromeda Source: atinymonty 287,268 notes So are leeches good or not, Kevin????
seniority: wehavedonetheimpos... thornsa... Follow
 hobbitcreampuff
 But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a
 text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window
 because "No. that's not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds
 I'm about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolution"
 sapphichands
 I need this as a series
 answersfromvanaheim
 Vampires sharing the recipe for Greek fire.
 Vampires speaking in dead languages
 Vampires being able to translate untranslatable scripts
 Vampires who react to straightwashing historical figures like "Are you kidding
 me everyone knew that man was queer!
 Vampires from cultures who were once antagonistic towards each other
 stubbornly maintaining a friendship that's lasted longer than their civilizations.
 Vampires who honour forgotten deities you won't find in mythology books.
 radio-freedunmovin
 Also, vampires who secretly saved stuff from the Library of Alexandra.
 R freyadragonlord
 A vampire show that does not revolve all around sex and eternal cursed love.
 northcentralpositronics
 nerd vampire whose knowledge of current events is terrible but they can
 always remember everything that's considered "history" so they have a super-
 detailed knowledge of everything up to about thirty years ago and then ?????
 vampire who couldn't tell you what caravaggio was known for but duelled with
 him at least three times and slept with him at least ten. "cara-who OH YCU
 MEAN MICHAEL yeah he was cool"
 vampire who spent 100 years in a convent and is still so bitter that in all that
 time they never made her mother superior "GODDAMMIT I HAD SENIORITY!I
 HAD SENIORITY! "okay so first off janet, that was six hundred years ago, but
 more importantly, maybe if you didn't always start those complaints off with
 blasphemy..
 vampire professor who just sort of showed up at oxford when it was founded
 and is still there (and nobody's noticed because he still never actually shows
 up to his lectures)
 vampire politician who lifts all their campaign speeches wholesale from
 speeches given 200 years ago and just waits for someone to catch them out
 (nobody ever does they're prime minister and their approval ratings are
 through the roof)
 norttralpositronics
 WAIT I HAVE MORE
 queer vampire who constantly talks about the fashion for straightness and you
 need to be really careful because if you tell them straight is default they WILL
 scream at you for five days straight about what a modern concept
 heterosexuality is
 vampire hoarder who has an entire town where they just kept having to buy
 new houses to keep their stuff in and some of it's probably worth tens of
 millions by now but you'll never find it in among the 1950s kitschy kitten
 Sculptures and boxes of newspaper (the newspaper is a wonderful mix of
 yesterday's guardian and daily courants from 1725)
 vampire sailor from manderville's time who just has so many stories and some
 of them might even be true
 vampire bluestocking girl who took to the internet like a fish to water and
 spends her whole unlife engaging reddit antifeminists about women's rights
 because that's one fight she's determined to see through. also with the advent
 of cheap dyes she literally wears blue socks every day and hopes one day
 someone gets the joke
 vampire doctor who just gets SO CONFUSEED about the literature because do
 you know how hard it is to keep up with medicine kevin? when i got my
 doctorate we thought leeches were good and then they were bad and now
 they're good again? i was published in issue one of the lancet kevin that is
 387 lancets kevin how the hell am i meant to remember which one's current
 kevin why are they saying cannabis is good for pain like this is
 news??? (but also lives in a state of wonderment every day in hospital
 because wow look at all this stuff we can do now look at it kevin!)
 entire coven of vampires constantly quibbling over manners because they're all
 from different periods: "HATS OFF AT TABLE" "SCREW YOU LEONARD ONLY
 PEASANTS EAT BAREHEADED "TABITHA THAT HASN'T BEEN GOOD
 MANNERS SINCE THE 1500S NOBODY HAS LICE ANY MORE" "IT ISN'T
 ABOUT LICE LEONARD IT'S ABOUT GOOD MANNERS YOU NEED TO HAVE
 GOOD MANNERS WHEN YOU HAVE PEOPLE OVER FOR DINNER" "I
 SWEAR TO GOD TABITHA IF YOU MAKE THAT PUN ONE MORE TIMEI
 WILL SHOVE YOUR STUPID HAT DOWN YOUR THROAT"
 bumbleandbumble
 vampire musicians who might not have been child prodigies but goddammit
 500 years of practicing an instrument is bound to get you somewhere (also
 knowing the composer and being the first person to start playing a song
 doesn't hurt either)
 moonsofavalon
 my favorite will always be vampires who know fuck-all about the standard
 major historical events because they were always somewhere else whenever
 big shit was going down:
 "yeah i heard about the hundred years war but i was in northern african at the
 time so...
 "the roman empire fell??? how did the fucking roman empire fall??? i spend a
 fucking handful of decades in india and i come back to this???"
 "russia needs to stop having revolutions, i can't keep them all straight...
 "when did france become a democracy?? and america's now it's own
 country??? ive spent the last century in a forest in wallachia scaring small
 children so-wHat dO yOU meAn we're calling it romania now??? when the
 fuck did it become romania???"
 "WE HAD A WORLD WAR??? WE HAD TWO WORLD WARS???? well
 obviously 'world' is an exaggeration because i heard nothing about it while i
 was lost in the amazon rainforest for the last fifty years..."
 "listen i spent most of the fourteenth century as a pirate in the south china sea
 so someone's gonna had to clue me in on all this 'black plaque' nonsense."
 glitterfeyrac
 @thetalesofandromeda
 Source: atinymonty
 287,268 notes
So are leeches good or not, Kevin????

So are leeches good or not, Kevin????

seniority: charlie Cat 1 year ago The Japanese economy boomed in the 1980s (particularly from the mid 80s onwards). Life was very good (a sense of optimism everywhere!), people bought luxury goods like no tomorrow and in the West, many people started learning Japanese and taking Japanese business classes (learning how to conduct business in a more Japanese way etc) as many thought that the Japanese economy was set to take over the world (and that all future business transactions worth their salt, would happen in the language of Japanese). People both hailed and feared the economic giant Japan had become (in only 30 or so years since its dim post-war days)!! Then the bubble economy began to collapse in January 1990 as stock prices crashed (and continued declining through the year)..By 1991 the economy had gone bust and a huge recession had started.Between December 1989 and August 1992 the Nikkei average dropped from 38,915 to 14,309, producing a loss of $2 trillion. With the declining value of land factored in assets shrank by around $10 trillion. nT) The decade beyond 1991 is known as "The Lost Decade" Like in all economic bust periods, no one person or single factor was to blame for the burst of the bubble economy. But whoever or whatever was to blame, it was little consolation for the endless amount of ordinary souls involved whose livelihoods were destroyed or were severely negatively effected by the disaster. People struggled in all sorts of ways- many people lost their jobs (and struggled to find any new jobs at all) while those who managed to keep their jobs saw their salaries drop significantly Many people also found themselves being forced to continue paying for huge loans they had taken out on properties whose value plummeted after the crash (sometimes by 50% or more!) The amount of people committing suicide or filing for personal bankruptcy also went up considerably. The collapse of the real estate values was devastating to Japanese banks. Banks had traditionally relied on property as collateral for loans. But when real estate values plummeted, the banks were reluctant to call in the loans (because the value of the collateral was considerably less than it was before, causing the banks to lose money) So Japanese banks were saddled with billions of dollars in debts (and may have accumulated as much as $1 trillion in bad loans, or $5,000 for every Japanese). No one was sure how bad the situation really was...The Japanese government prevented Japanese banking system from being properly investigated and hid the full scale of the losses sustained by the banks (in a bid to prevent the crisis from being worse than it already was). And things weren't necessarily any better by the late 90s! In the late 1990s the introduction of performance-based salary systems produced higher unemployment rates and coincided with high suicide rates. Over the years the Japanese government tried many things to rejuvenate economy. For example over $10 trillion was pumped into projects between 1991 and 2001. The projects offered temporary relief but generated huge debt. But a lot of money was spent on projects (dubbed "Bridges to Nowhere") that Japan didn't really need Ultimately (long story short) none of the government stimulus measures worked very well and Japan ended up building the largest national debt of any industrialized nation in the world. In 2003, the public debt reached $6.4 trillion (130 percent of GNP, and half Japan's savings and triple the debt rate in 1992). By contrast the public debt in the United States was $3.4 trillion (or 35 percent of GNP). Most of the debt is held by the government. Even though there is enough money in the banks to cover the debt, most of it is in the form of personal savings (which the government can't touch). Japan also suffered from deflation. National wealth declined as property values continued to fall. Companies didn't invest, so they didn't expand. So people worried about the future (and saved their money rather spent it, figuring that things would be cheaper in the future). Prices declined more, people saved more because they figured prices will drop further. Companies lost money and laid off workers... There were worries about a deflationary spiral and a depression. Some wanted the Bank of Japan to create inflation, believing that would solve Japan's problems (but others saw deflation as a symptom of Japan's deeper problems). In more recent times... The New York Times once reported: "Deflation has left a deep imprint on the Japanese, breeding generational tensions and a culture of pessimism, fatalism and reduced expectations. While Japan remains in many ways a prosperous society, it faces an increasingly grim situation, particularly outside the relative economic vibrancy of Tokyo...A new frugality is apparent among a generation of young Japanese, who have known nothing but economic stagnation and deflation. They refuse to buy big-ticket items like cars or televisions, and fewer choose to study abroad in America," Even in 2017, Japan's economy is still troublesome (and ultimately, all the massive monetary and fiscal stimulus have so far over the years since the bust have failed to really spur faster and more sustained growth). Some of the current ideas to boost and strengthen the Japanese economy are; 1. Expand the work force, including by hiring and promoting more women, and by allowing older workers to keep jobs longer. 2. Counteract aging demographics via immigration. 3. Generate more revenue to lower government debt 4. Institute industrial and labor market changes aimed at more flexible work practices and eventually, wage gains But the main obstacles to these proposals are 1. Cultural workforce "traditions," rigid seniority systems at companies 2. Deep aversion to increased immigration (by both policymakers and the general population). 3. Pressure against tax increases from consumers and companies. 4. Resistance from various quarters, including industries, labor unions, and some in workforce, along with a lack of political will. ..And so the difficulties continue Show less 4.2K REPLY Big brain assessment of the Japanese economy. Terminal levels of capitalist realism in this post.
seniority: charlie Cat 1 year ago
 The Japanese economy boomed in the 1980s (particularly from the mid 80s onwards). Life was very good (a sense of optimism everywhere!), people bought luxury goods like no tomorrow
 and in the West, many people started learning Japanese and taking Japanese business classes (learning how to conduct business in a more Japanese way etc) as many thought that the
 Japanese economy was set to take over the world (and that all future business transactions worth their salt, would happen in the language of Japanese). People both hailed and feared the
 economic giant Japan had become (in only 30 or so years since its dim post-war days)!!
 Then the bubble economy began to collapse in January 1990 as stock prices crashed (and continued declining through the year)..By 1991 the economy had gone bust and a huge recession
 had started.Between December 1989 and August 1992 the Nikkei average dropped from 38,915 to 14,309, producing a loss of $2 trillion. With the declining value of land factored in assets
 shrank by around $10 trillion.
 nT)
 The decade beyond 1991 is known as "The Lost Decade"
 Like in all economic bust periods, no one person or single factor was to blame for the burst of the bubble economy. But whoever or whatever was to blame, it was little consolation for the
 endless amount of ordinary souls involved whose livelihoods were destroyed or were severely negatively effected by the disaster.
 People struggled in all sorts of ways- many people lost their jobs (and struggled to find any new jobs at all) while those who managed to keep their jobs saw their salaries drop significantly
 Many people also found themselves being forced to continue paying for huge loans they had taken out on properties whose value plummeted after the crash (sometimes by 50% or more!)
 The amount of people committing suicide or filing for personal bankruptcy also went up considerably.
 The collapse of the real estate values was devastating to Japanese banks. Banks had traditionally relied on property as collateral for loans. But when real estate values plummeted, the banks
 were reluctant to call in the loans (because the value of the collateral was considerably less than it was before, causing the banks to lose money)
 So Japanese banks were saddled with billions of dollars in debts (and may have accumulated as much as $1 trillion in bad
 loans, or $5,000 for every Japanese). No one was sure how bad the situation really was...The Japanese government prevented Japanese banking system from being properly investigated and
 hid the full scale of the losses sustained by the banks (in a bid to prevent the crisis from being worse than it already was).
 And things weren't necessarily any better by the late 90s! In the late 1990s the introduction of performance-based salary systems produced higher unemployment rates and coincided with high
 suicide rates.
 Over the years the Japanese government tried many things to rejuvenate economy. For example over $10 trillion was pumped into projects between 1991 and 2001. The projects offered
 temporary relief but generated huge debt. But a lot of money was spent on projects (dubbed "Bridges to Nowhere") that Japan didn't really need
 Ultimately (long story short) none of the government stimulus measures worked very well and Japan ended up building the largest national debt of any industrialized nation in the world. In
 2003, the public debt reached $6.4 trillion (130 percent of GNP, and half Japan's savings and triple the debt rate in 1992). By contrast the public debt in the United States was $3.4 trillion (or 35
 percent of GNP). Most of the debt is held by the government. Even though there is enough money in the banks to cover the debt, most of it is in the form of personal savings (which the
 government can't touch).
 Japan also suffered from deflation. National wealth declined as property values continued to fall. Companies didn't invest, so they didn't expand. So people worried about the future (and saved
 their money rather spent it, figuring that things would be cheaper in the future). Prices declined more, people saved more because they figured prices will drop further.
 Companies lost money and laid off workers...
 There were worries about a deflationary spiral and a depression. Some wanted the Bank of Japan to create inflation, believing that would solve Japan's problems (but others saw deflation as a
 symptom of Japan's deeper problems).
 In more recent times...
 The New York Times once reported: "Deflation has left a deep imprint on the Japanese, breeding generational tensions and a culture of pessimism, fatalism and reduced expectations. While
 Japan remains in many ways a prosperous society, it faces an increasingly grim situation, particularly outside the relative economic vibrancy of Tokyo...A new frugality is apparent among a
 generation of young Japanese, who have known nothing but economic stagnation and deflation. They refuse to buy big-ticket items like cars or televisions, and fewer choose to study abroad
 in America,"
 Even in 2017, Japan's economy is still troublesome (and ultimately, all the massive monetary and fiscal stimulus have so far over the years since the bust have failed to really spur faster and
 more sustained growth). Some of the current ideas to boost and strengthen the Japanese economy are;
 1. Expand the work force, including by hiring and promoting more women, and by allowing older workers to keep jobs longer.
 2. Counteract aging demographics via immigration.
 3. Generate more revenue to lower government debt
 4. Institute industrial and labor market changes aimed at more flexible work practices and eventually, wage gains
 But the main obstacles to these proposals are
 1. Cultural workforce "traditions," rigid seniority systems at companies
 2. Deep aversion to increased immigration (by both policymakers and the general population).
 3. Pressure against tax increases from consumers and companies.
 4. Resistance from various quarters, including industries, labor unions, and some in workforce, along with a lack of political will.
 ..And so the difficulties continue
 Show less
 4.2K
 REPLY
Big brain assessment of the Japanese economy. Terminal levels of capitalist realism in this post.

Big brain assessment of the Japanese economy. Terminal levels of capitalist realism in this post.

seniority: 24 mins You mess with the bull, you get the horns. Or in this case, you mess with the vampire, you get the fangs. To provide some context regarding this, last weekend, some first year noob in the form of a Scrapyard of the Dead zombie felt threatened by me being this badass lone vampire. Having an inflated, yet fragile ego, he felt the need to insult my scaring ability. When he realized that I wasn't going to snap from that, the asshole SHOVED me into harm's way during an opening show! was able to regain my footing, but if I ended up tripping and falling, I would've been trampled to death by all the zombies running behind me Welp, a couple days ago, I reported his ass to HR. Since I didn't see height or hair of him yesterday, I'm assuming that he's been dealt with. I told HR that I actually didn't want him fired, just counseled/written up and removed from the opening show. Well see if he's back today or gone for good I've been doing Fright Fest since 2011. Back when I was new, I didn't dare try to one-up the long-time employees who had been doing Fright Fest for years. I respected their seniority! Now that I'm one of those long-time Fright Fest employees, I'm so shocked and angered that this actually happened to me! Bottom line: A new Fright Fest employee may think of himself/herself as hot shit in a champagne glass, but someone going in with that mentality is actually cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup. You fuck with an established veteran like me and I'll make sure you get your ass handed to you. 3 Classic Six Flags drama
seniority: 24 mins
 You mess with the bull, you get the horns. Or in this case, you mess with the
 vampire, you get the fangs.
 To provide some context regarding this, last weekend, some first year noob
 in the form of a Scrapyard of the Dead zombie felt threatened by me being
 this badass lone vampire. Having an inflated, yet fragile ego, he felt the need
 to insult my scaring ability. When he realized that I wasn't going to snap from
 that, the asshole SHOVED me into harm's way during an opening show!
 was able to regain my footing, but if I ended up tripping and falling, I
 would've been trampled to death by all the zombies running behind me
 Welp, a couple days ago, I reported his ass to HR. Since I didn't see height
 or hair of him yesterday, I'm assuming that he's been dealt with. I told HR
 that I actually didn't want him fired, just counseled/written up and removed
 from the opening show. Well see if he's back today or gone for good
 I've been doing Fright Fest since 2011. Back when I was new, I didn't dare
 try to one-up the long-time employees who had been doing Fright Fest for
 years. I respected their seniority! Now that I'm one of those long-time Fright
 Fest employees, I'm so shocked and angered that this actually happened to
 me!
 Bottom line: A new Fright Fest employee may think of himself/herself as hot
 shit in a champagne glass, but someone going in with that mentality is
 actually cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup. You fuck with an established veteran
 like me and I'll make sure you get your ass handed to you.
 3
Classic Six Flags drama

Classic Six Flags drama

seniority: Chief Garlic Bread Taste Tester Domino's Pizza Enterprises Limited Brisbane, Queensland, Australia Apply Save NEW Posted 7 hours ago O Be among the first 25 applicants You butter believe it! We're looking for someone a little bit crunchy, but mostly warm and soft on the inside, to help taste test our World-Famous Garlic Breads at Domino's Headquarters in Brisbane. How you match Criteria provided by job poster Skills The ideal candidate: Pizza Never met a carb they didn't like Sampling Does not identify as a vampire Food Quality Understands the perfect 'crunch to softness' ratio Is passionate about food, innovation and having fun. Taste Exeriance and qualifications Job Details Minimum of 5 years' experience in garlic bread consumption Seniority Level Entry level Tas a detamEU Chderstandng of LhE pizza dMU yaic biEdu relationship Has working taste buds Has burned their fingers at least once not being able to wait for the garlic bread to cool down Has a history of reviewing other people's food choices (solicited and/or unsolicited) ihdustry Retail Employment Type Contract About the role: Job Functions Spend a day at Domino's HQ in Brisbane sampling our delicious garlic breads and other products (including a sneak peek at what's coming up) and provide important feedback to the team - all while being paid! Quality Assurance, Research, Customer Service Тo apply: Complete the survey and tell us in 200 words OR in a 30 second video why you are the perfect candidate for the job. Get creative! But no loafing around - applications close Monday 7 October 2019, so be quick! I'm in
seniority: Chief Garlic Bread Taste Tester
 Domino's Pizza Enterprises Limited Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
 Apply
 Save
 NEW Posted 7 hours ago O Be among the first 25 applicants
 You butter believe it! We're looking for someone a little bit crunchy, but
 mostly warm and soft on the inside, to help taste test our World-Famous
 Garlic Breads at Domino's Headquarters in Brisbane.
 How you match
 Criteria provided by job poster
 Skills
 The ideal candidate:
 Pizza
 Never met a carb they didn't like
 Sampling
 Does not identify as a vampire
 Food Quality
 Understands the perfect 'crunch to softness' ratio
 Is passionate about food, innovation and having fun.
 Taste
 Exeriance and qualifications
 Job Details
 Minimum of 5 years' experience in garlic bread consumption
 Seniority Level
 Entry level
 Tas a detamEU Chderstandng of LhE pizza dMU yaic biEdu
 relationship
 Has working taste buds
 Has burned their fingers at least once not being able to wait for the
 garlic bread to cool down
 Has a history of reviewing other people's food choices (solicited
 and/or unsolicited)
 ihdustry
 Retail
 Employment Type
 Contract
 About the role:
 Job Functions
 Spend a day at Domino's HQ in Brisbane sampling our delicious garlic breads
 and other products (including a sneak peek at what's coming up) and provide
 important feedback to the team - all while being paid!
 Quality Assurance, Research,
 Customer Service
 Тo apply:
 Complete the survey and tell us in 200 words OR in a 30 second video why
 you are the perfect candidate for the job. Get creative! But no loafing around
 - applications close Monday 7 October 2019, so be quick!
I'm in

I'm in

seniority: 23 in a Search My Network Home Jobs Messaging Fullstack Software Engineer Beautycounter Santa Monica, California NEW Posted 19 hours ago. O Be among the first 25 applicants in Easy Apply Save One by one, we are leading a movement to a future where all beauty is clean beauty. We are powered by people, and our collective mission is to get safer products into the hands of everyone. Formulate, advocate & educate- that's our motto for creating products that truly perform while holding ourselves to unparalleled standards of safety. How you match Criteria provided by job poster Skills Back-End Web Development Firebase Why? American Welding Society (AWS) Node.js It's really this simple: Beauty should be good for you. Direct Sales We are looking for a great Senior Software Engineer who can help build out Beautycounter's platform. From ordering to customer accounts to product catalogs and pricing, you'll work across the sets of services and functionality we provide to customers. The ideal candidate will be able to collaborate with our top-notch engineering team & product managers, and build great services and features for our customers: and then work with our highly-skilled engineers in both code reviews and architecture discussions to help drive forward a cohesive Sales Process Engineering Google Cloud Platform (GCP) Incident Response Amazon Web Services (AWS) Job Details code base. Seniority Level Mid-Senior level In this role you will: Develop new backend Nodejs functionality & components Help migrate our functionality and services to Firebase Help maintain a cohesive, well-engineered code base Integrate with a team of engineers and participate in a collaborative, Industry Information Technology & Services, Computer Software code review environment G sent to me by a friend on a job hunt. you'd never guess from the description that your salary comes from scamming the desperate & underprivileged.
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 Beautycounter Santa Monica, California
 NEW Posted 19 hours ago. O Be among the first 25 applicants
 in Easy Apply
 Save
 One by one, we are leading a movement to a future where all beauty is clean
 beauty. We are powered by people, and our collective mission is to get safer
 products into the hands of everyone. Formulate, advocate & educate- that's
 our motto for creating products that truly perform while holding ourselves to
 unparalleled standards of safety.
 How you match
 Criteria provided by job poster
 Skills
 Back-End Web Development
 Firebase
 Why?
 American Welding Society (AWS)
 Node.js
 It's really this simple: Beauty should be good for you.
 Direct Sales
 We are looking for a great Senior Software Engineer who can help build out
 Beautycounter's platform. From ordering to customer accounts to product
 catalogs and pricing, you'll work across the sets of services and functionality
 we provide to customers.
 The ideal candidate will be able to collaborate with our top-notch
 engineering team & product managers, and build great services and features
 for our customers: and then work with our highly-skilled engineers in both
 code reviews and architecture discussions to help drive forward a cohesive
 Sales Process
 Engineering
 Google Cloud Platform (GCP)
 Incident Response
 Amazon Web Services (AWS)
 Job Details
 code base.
 Seniority Level
 Mid-Senior level
 In this role you will:
 Develop new backend Nodejs functionality & components
 Help migrate our functionality and services to Firebase
 Help maintain a cohesive, well-engineered code base
 Integrate with a team of engineers and participate in a collaborative,
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seniority: with us Here is a sample of what we would like to see (although
 quig learning s well, so if you don't know it, can you learn it?!)
 4+ yeals of experience developing WORDPRESS sites and templates using HTML
 CSS, andJavaScript (including HTML5, CSS3)
 treng knowledge of standards-based web development and browser and cross-
 we covet intelligence and
 platform compatibility (Responsive Design is our Standard)
 Advanced knowledge of MYSQL commands
 In Depth knowledge of CSS, AJAX, Javascript, jQuery and Best Practices
 Bootstrap frameworks
 Full Stack is great, but Strong Front-End is Required
 Magento ecommerce platform experience is a
 Drupal/Joomla CMS experience is a
 SEO and Social Media experience is a
 Server side knowledge is a
 DNS/Domain Registrar/Email Server knowledge is a +
 Expert diagnostics and debugging in PHP/MySql
 The most important factor is your willingness to join a great team, and fit in with others.
 Everyone else has worked very hard to build up IM to what it is today, and we seek the
 right person to help us grow to the next level.
 Compensation & Perks
 Salary Based on experience
 Schedule: Flexible. Be local, but if you are not a morning person, we don't blame you. You
 can also do some work from home. Our Paid time off and holiday schedule is ridiculously
 awesome!
 Benefits
 Medical/Dental/Vision
 401k
 Flexible PTO
 Wellness Reimbursement
 Pet Friendly office
 Pet Insurance
 Gym/wellness reimbursement
 Job Type: Full-time
 Principals only. No recruiters, please.
 Seniority Level
 Entry level
 Employment Type
 Full-time
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seniority: DevOps/.Net or Java Engineer Job Juncture.Fort Lauderdale, FL, US Posted 1 week ago. O Be among the first 25 applicants Save Apply Seniority Level DevOps/Site Reliability Engineers at Ultimate Software are hybrid software/system engineers that have a breadth of knowledge encompassing all aspects of service delivery. They develop solutions to ensure the performance, scalability and reliability of our product offerings and platform components. This can include building and Entry level Industry Information Technology & Services, Electrical & Electronic managing Cl/CD deployment pipelines, automated testing, capacity Manufacturing, planning, performance analysis, monitoring, alerting, chaos engineering and auto remediation. They understand and respond to the challenges and constraints that our systems face in production and drive continuous improvement in the dimensions of reliability and scale. Computer Software Employment Type Full-time Site Reliability Engineers at Ultimate Software must have a passion for learning and evolving with current technology trends. They strive to innovate and are relentless in their pursuit of a flawless customer experience. They have an "automate everything" mindset, helping our company deploy services with incredible speed, consistency and Job Functions Engineering, Information Technology availability Primary/Essential Duties And Key Responsibilities Provide three to ten (3-10) statements, in order of importance, that describe the major activities/functions for which an employee in this job is held accountable. (List the activity and how it is done. Use action verbs. State what end results the activity is to accomplish.) Knows how to exit vim Has desire to build tooling and automate mundane tasks Perform analysis, troubleshooting, and introspection on core infrastructure.components For an entry level job posting, the qualifications are pretty steep.
seniority: DevOps/.Net or Java Engineer
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For an entry level job posting, the qualifications are pretty steep.

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seniority: Usernamet m https://notifications.google.c Facts and Case Summary-N O Morse v. Frederick | Oyez V Frederick Works Cit es/2006/06-278 Don't Plagarise this pls owo At a school-supervised event, Joseph Frederick held up a banner with the message "Bong Hits 4 Jesus," a slang reference to marijuana smoking. Principal Deborah Morse took away the banner and suspended Frederick for ten days. She justified her actions by citing the school's policy against the display of material that promotes the use of illegal drugs. Frederick sued under 42 US.С. 1983, the federal civil rights statute, alleging a violation of his First Amendment right to freedom of speech. The District Court found no constitutional violation and ruled in favor of Morse. The court held that even if there were a violation, the principal had qualified immunity from lawsuit. The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit reversed. The Ninth Circuit cited Tinker v. Des Moines Independent Community School District, which extended First Amendment protection to student speech except where the speech would cause a disturbance. Because Frederick was punished for his message rather than for any disturbance, the Circuit Court ruled, the punishment was unconstitutional. Furthermore, the principal had no qualified immunity, because any reasonable principal would have known that Morse's actions were unlawful nani 1) Does the First Amendment allow public schools to prohibit students from displaying messages promoting the use of illegal drugs at school-supervised events? 2) Does a school official have qualified immunity from a damages lawsuit under 42 us.C 1983 when, in accordance with school policy, she disciplines a student for displaying a banner with a drug reference at a school-supervised event? ANTSANTSANTSANTSANTS Sort: by seniority by ideology 5 4 DECISION FOR DEBORAH MORSE, ET AL. MAJORITY OPINION BY JOHN G. ROBERTS, JR. Stevens Kenned Brever 11:55 AM 3/5/2019 I don't wanna write this essay so I did this to procrastinate. Please send help (reposted because I forgot to flair oof)
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 Morse took away the banner and suspended Frederick for ten days. She justified
 her actions by citing the school's policy against the display of material that
 promotes the use of illegal drugs. Frederick sued under 42 US.С. 1983, the federal
 civil rights statute, alleging a violation of his First Amendment right to freedom
 of speech. The District Court found no constitutional violation and ruled in favor
 of Morse. The court held that even if there were a violation, the principal had
 qualified immunity from lawsuit. The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit
 reversed. The Ninth Circuit cited Tinker v. Des Moines Independent Community School
 District, which extended First Amendment protection to student speech except
 where the speech would cause a disturbance. Because Frederick was punished for
 his message rather than for any disturbance, the Circuit Court ruled, the
 punishment was unconstitutional. Furthermore, the principal had no qualified
 immunity, because any reasonable principal would have known that Morse's
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I don't wanna write this essay so I did this to procrastinate. Please send help (reposted because I forgot to flair oof)

seniority: I think I may have prevented a sexual assault earlier tonight. The reason for sharing this story is because im still a little rattled from what happened, but i feel theres no way to tell any of my friends or family without seeming like im looking for validation or recognition, SO im sharing it here with you strangers I work in a pretty grungy bar down in texas. I feel its important to mention im born and raised in south NY, so im no stranger to grimey bars, but i just moved down here and figured since im 22 this would be a good place to make friends quick. Well theres this girl thats a regular, she comes in and flirts with me from time to time and is generally nice to me Well, there's a dude at the bar none of us have seen before and hes aggressively intoxicated. My other bartender grabs his keys from his belt loop, and he is told to order an uber or we will. Hes not having it. Storms out and is by his car staggering around unable to get in. I walk over by myself and tell him "hey man, I'll buy you an uber with my money, but you need to get out of here or somebody is gunna call the cops" no words from him, he just pulls his cock out and starts pissing in the open. Alright, now i dont give a fuck where this guy goes or how he gets there, im not giving him his keys so i go inside and let the other bartender know whats going on and ask what she wants to do. She has seniority over me since i just started working here, ultimately she is left to make the call of what happens next. The girl thats the regular here slips out of a side door to head home and i didnt see. i look around and notice shes gone, i knew that guy was still outside and i just had this feeling in my gut. I walk outside and round the corner to the dark part of the lot, where she'd be parked if she used that side door. As i round the corner i hear "no no" and see the ba both of her shoulders He outsizes her by so much that you almost couldnt see her inbetween him and the car. Im not a an, he has her backed up agai ig guy myself but i dont know if that even matters when you find yourself in that situation. I charge forward and jack him from the side, which sends him up and over, smacking his head on the pavement when he landed. The lights went out for this guy right away. She runs over to me shaking s the police do not need to be called for her, but theyre coming under the circumstance that this guy is publicly intoxicated I walk her to her car and she leaves, police come and handle the rest or the situation, tell them what i saw him doing, and just let the cops do what they had to do Fuckin A. Sundays am i right? ad happened, she was just really scared. She tells us
seniority: I think I may have prevented a sexual assault earlier tonight.
 The reason for sharing this story is because im still a little rattled from what happened, but i feel theres no way to tell any
 of my friends or family without seeming like im looking for validation or recognition, SO im sharing it here with you
 strangers
 I work in a pretty grungy bar down in texas. I feel its important to mention im born and raised in south NY, so im no
 stranger to grimey bars, but i just moved down here and figured since im 22 this would be a good place to make friends
 quick. Well theres this girl thats a regular, she comes in and flirts with me from time to time and is generally nice to me
 Well, there's a dude at the bar none of us have seen before and hes aggressively intoxicated. My other bartender grabs
 his keys from his belt loop, and he is told to order an uber or we will. Hes not having it. Storms out and is by his car
 staggering around unable to get in. I walk over by myself and tell him "hey man, I'll buy you an uber with my money, but
 you need to get out of here or somebody is gunna call the cops" no words from him, he just pulls his cock out and starts
 pissing in the open. Alright, now i dont give a fuck where this guy goes or how he gets there, im not giving him his keys so
 i go inside and let the other bartender know whats going on and ask what she wants to do. She has seniority over me
 since i just started working here, ultimately she is left to make the call of what happens next. The girl thats the regular
 here slips out of a side door to head home and i didnt see. i look around and notice shes gone, i knew that guy was still
 outside and i just had this feeling in my gut.
 I walk outside and round the corner to the dark part of the lot, where she'd be parked if she used that side door. As i
 round the corner i hear "no no" and see the ba
 both of her shoulders He outsizes her by so much that you almost couldnt see her inbetween him and the car. Im not a
 an, he has her backed up agai
 ig guy myself but i dont know if that even matters when you find yourself in that situation. I charge forward and jack him
 from the side, which sends him up and over, smacking his head on the pavement when he landed. The lights went out
 for this guy right away. She runs over to me shaking s
 the police do not need to be called for her, but theyre coming under the circumstance that this guy is publicly intoxicated
 I walk her to her car and she leaves, police come and handle the rest or the situation, tell them what i saw him doing, and
 just let the cops do what they had to do
 Fuckin A. Sundays am i right?
 ad happened, she was just really scared. She tells us