I guess I’m engaged now…
Disney Plus and Thrust
Guys, it works…
If Myles Garrett did this to Tom Brady he’d be sent to the electric chair tonight https://t.co/f9p2ON3dre
She wasn’t as entertained as I was
Memes I’ve sent my boyfriend 12/infinity
I guess that works for me…
A drink or two
Why I hate Stuart Little.
The best part is the fact that ou...
I am lowkey proud of this but now we gotta see if she’ll answer lmfao
unsent texts pt 1
Mmm crocs so pp by ez_nick
Mmm crocs so pp
I gave up
alecstasy:my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful
A good Christian boy
Guess she didn’t like that one
Based on a true story
Now I feel like an ass. Thanks Reddit
She unmatched me … why
Most of the time I never feel smooth, until today.
Almost too easy
A wonderful line wasted
Just when I thought someone cute was actually interested…
Revival 100, modern feminists bad via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2N8kQNv
Revival 100, modern feminists bad
I think I peaked
Am I doing this correctly?
The Power of The Hoodie
Found a way to slip this brilliant old one liner into conversation
Millennial Pickup Game
Well, this is awkward.
I’m having one of the best tinder convos I’ve ever had
He’s not even a ...
Crikey! Two beautiful souls
She didn’t reply 😔
Our savior has sent someone for avenging his death
A match made in heaven
100% did not expect a response
Things are looking up y'all
Battle of the sexes
It really is a tough crowd when we dont do all the work
The pick up line with a 99% success rate
Her bio said she was looking for someone who could talk to her about deep shit. As a Redditor, I responded the only way I knew how
Tinder is absolutely WILD tonight.