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Amazon, Arguing, and Barbie: Changed my life, May 27, 2014 By Kristi This review is from: Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant (Tools & Home Improvement) Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, 1I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice. hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her, 3 July 2015 By Ben Harrison Verified Purchase (What is this?) This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far, this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder. 16591 autigully smooth naite ll Pens Stylos b Great product!, 3 Sept. 2012 By A keen skier This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Black, Box of 12 (Office Product) My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to more independence and he hates the feminine tingling sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he gets whenever he picks it up. Saved my marriage, July 30, 2012 By Mrs Toledo What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re- enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! a karen katz lift-the-flap book Where is Baby'S Belly Button? DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the ending right on the cover!, April 19, 2012 By PacMan This review is from: Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap Book (Board book) This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves around finding Baby's belly button; the title makes this much clear from the beginning. However, there is no mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right where it's suppose to be, on Baby's stomach. Right where it clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK. This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on the mystery of where the belly button is; everything falls apart the second you realize that the belly button was in plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no character development, and there is scarcely any plot. Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in judgement, because you would have to be an infant to not immediately understand where Baby's belly button is. This is one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read. <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/169708809763/best-amazon-reviews" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/tag/best-amazon/">Best Amazon Reviews</a></b></p></blockquote>
Amazon, Arguing, and Barbie: Changed my life, May 27, 2014
 By Kristi
 This review is from: Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant (Tools &
 Home Improvement)
 Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd
 have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, 1I
 grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and
 my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl
 Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice.

 hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out
 and electrocute her, 3 July 2015
 By Ben Harrison
 Verified Purchase (What is this?)
 This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover
 Protective Bag Pouch
 Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be
 crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far,
 this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for
 waterproof kindling, crap for murder.

 16591
 autigully smooth
 naite
 ll Pens Stylos b
 Great product!, 3 Sept. 2012
 By A keen skier
 This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Black, Box of
 12 (Office Product)
 My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't
 want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this
 product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and
 so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the
 feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to
 my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts
 about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband
 is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to
 more independence and he hates the feminine tingling
 sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he
 gets whenever he picks it up.

 Saved my marriage, July 30, 2012
 By Mrs Toledo
 What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't
 already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the
 iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time.
 My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to
 cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE
 wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day
 rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and
 cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the
 energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12
 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the
 things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the
 point where our children could sense the tension. The
 minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-
 enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew
 we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B
 Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND
 we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS
 571B BANANA SLICER!

 a karen katz lift-the-flap book
 Where is Baby'S
 Belly Button?
 DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the
 ending right on the cover!, April 19, 2012
 By PacMan
 This review is from: Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap
 Book (Board book)
 This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves
 around finding Baby's belly button; the title makes this
 much clear from the beginning. However, there is no
 mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right
 where it's suppose to be, on Baby's stomach. Right where it
 clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK.
 This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on
 the mystery of where the belly button is; everything falls
 apart the second you realize that the belly button was in
 plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no
 character development, and there is scarcely any plot.
 Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in
 judgement, because you would have to be an infant to not
 immediately understand where Baby's belly button is. This is
 one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read.
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Drugs, Head, and Jay: Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma @balleralert 105 Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to a statement from the PalmBeach County Sheriff's Office, Deputy Jason Cook has resigned after being accused of allegedly entering the home of a dying man without permission and stealing his medication during HurricaneIrma. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 9:22 a.m. on Sept. 12, authorities were called to the home of 85-year-old Moe Rosoff, after his son requested a welfare check once he couldn't get in touch with his father. Rosoff was found on the floor of a master bedroom and told officers he fell and hit his head during a power outage from the storm. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Rosoff later died from his injuries. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 10:55 a.m. Rosoff's sons, Jay and Steven Rosoff, received an alert from the surveillance system that movement had been detected in the home, according to a police report. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "They viewed the footage and saw a deputy enter the residence through the garage," the report read. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the report, when police showed Cooke the video — which showed him allegedly rummaging through the house and putting items in his pockets — he told them he used the "garage code that was in the dispatch log" to gain access to the house. Police also added that Cooke was not told to report to the home. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He allegedly told police that he'd picked up Tramadol, a pain reliever, in the kitchen. Police also found 60 pills, including other painkillers and antipsychotic medicine, after searching Cooke's vehicle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cooke was arrested on Oct. 19 and charged with unlawful possession of prescription drugs and burglary while armed during a state of emergency.
Drugs, Head, and Jay: Cop Resigns After Being Charged For
 Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man
 During Hurricane Irma
 @balleralert
 105
Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to a statement from the PalmBeach County Sheriff's Office, Deputy Jason Cook has resigned after being accused of allegedly entering the home of a dying man without permission and stealing his medication during HurricaneIrma. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 9:22 a.m. on Sept. 12, authorities were called to the home of 85-year-old Moe Rosoff, after his son requested a welfare check once he couldn't get in touch with his father. Rosoff was found on the floor of a master bedroom and told officers he fell and hit his head during a power outage from the storm. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Rosoff later died from his injuries. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 10:55 a.m. Rosoff's sons, Jay and Steven Rosoff, received an alert from the surveillance system that movement had been detected in the home, according to a police report. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "They viewed the footage and saw a deputy enter the residence through the garage," the report read. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the report, when police showed Cooke the video — which showed him allegedly rummaging through the house and putting items in his pockets — he told them he used the "garage code that was in the dispatch log" to gain access to the house. Police also added that Cooke was not told to report to the home. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He allegedly told police that he'd picked up Tramadol, a pain reliever, in the kitchen. Police also found 60 pills, including other painkillers and antipsychotic medicine, after searching Cooke's vehicle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cooke was arrested on Oct. 19 and charged with unlawful possession of prescription drugs and burglary while armed during a state of emergency.

Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Accordi...

Club, Crazy, and Tumblr: Sept 25, 2017 Howdy Neighbour, VMy name is and I live in the unit below you on the third floor. I'm writing this note in the h you might be able to help me out with something It seems that you may work some non-traditional hours and potentially arrive home around midni most week nights (that's just my assumption. I'm not going to pretend to know your schedule). Th unfortunate drawback to living in an older building like ours is that sometimes the sound travels between the units above and below quite easily You obviously are not making unwarranted noise and please don't think I'm a crazy person claimin jumping around up there. I know that clearly isn't the case. However, the footsteps and activitiesv your unit occur right above my bedroom every night as I'm generally turning in and seem to amplif through the floor/my ceiling. I'm not asking you to change your routine or change any behavior however, if there's a way to may step lighter (assuming that's even a thing) or something/anything that might warrant less noise it w be greatly appreciated. You have every right to tell me to go take a long walk off a short pier over this and I wouldn't be offended by that at all. However, I thought I would politely make the ask in the event that somethin might be able to be done to reduce the noise. If I've overstepped my bounds I apologize. I'm honestly not trying to cramp your style I'm just attempting to catch a little more sleep and be less of a zombie in the morning. Thanks for your time and I hope this note finds you well, Take care Feel free to text anytime if you'd like to communicate at all) <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/165855835670/how-canadians-complain-about-noise-found-this" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>How Canadians complain about noise (found this taped on a door in my building)</p></blockquote>
Club, Crazy, and Tumblr: Sept 25, 2017
 Howdy Neighbour,
 VMy name is
 and I live in the unit below you on the third floor. I'm writing this note in the h
 you might be able to help me out with something
 It seems that you may work some non-traditional hours and potentially arrive home around midni
 most week nights (that's just my assumption. I'm not going to pretend to know your schedule). Th
 unfortunate drawback to living in an older building like ours is that sometimes the sound travels
 between the units above and below quite easily
 You obviously are not making unwarranted noise and please don't think I'm a crazy person claimin
 jumping around up there. I know that clearly isn't the case. However, the footsteps and activitiesv
 your unit occur right above my bedroom every night as I'm generally turning in and seem to amplif
 through the floor/my ceiling.
 I'm not asking you to change your routine or change any behavior however, if there's a way to may
 step lighter (assuming that's even a thing) or something/anything that might warrant less noise it w
 be greatly appreciated.
 You have every right to tell me to go take a long walk off a short pier over this and I wouldn't be
 offended by that at all. However, I thought I would politely make the ask in the event that somethin
 might be able to be done to reduce the noise.
 If I've overstepped my bounds I apologize. I'm honestly not trying to cramp your style I'm just
 attempting to catch a little more sleep and be less of a zombie in the morning.
 Thanks for your time and I hope this note finds you well,
 Take care
 Feel free to text anytime if you'd like to communicate at all)
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/165855835670/how-canadians-complain-about-noise-found-this" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>How Canadians complain about noise (found this taped on a door in my building)</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/165855835670/how-canadians-complain-about-noise-found-this" class="tumblr_blog">laughou...

Life, Memes, and Police: #BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop: 2Pac Released "Trapped" from Debut Album 2Pacalypse Now' @balleralert ADVISORY BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop: 2Pac Released "Trapped" from Debut Album '2Pacalypse Now'-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ On Sept. 25, 1991, rapper 2Pac released a single from his debut album '2Pacalypse Now' titled "Trapped.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Though the song was released over twenty years ago, the subject still holds true in today's society. Through his impeccable storytelling, 2Pac tells the story of police brutality that people of color know all too well. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The first part of the song is about 2Pac being harassed by the police, even being shot at by one. Instead of backing down, he shoots back at the officer which launches a chase. The police eventually corner him resulting in the last line of the song, "What do I do? Live my life in a prison cell?- I'd rather die than be trapped in a living hell.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Similar to other songs from this poetic lyricist, "Trapped" is another relatable tale of what black people, especially black men, experience when they interact with police officers. It also is another example of how hip-hop continues to be the voice of the urban youth.
Life, Memes, and Police:  #BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop:
 2Pac Released "Trapped" from
 Debut Album 2Pacalypse Now'
 @balleralert
 ADVISORY
BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop: 2Pac Released "Trapped" from Debut Album '2Pacalypse Now'-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ On Sept. 25, 1991, rapper 2Pac released a single from his debut album '2Pacalypse Now' titled "Trapped.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Though the song was released over twenty years ago, the subject still holds true in today's society. Through his impeccable storytelling, 2Pac tells the story of police brutality that people of color know all too well. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The first part of the song is about 2Pac being harassed by the police, even being shot at by one. Instead of backing down, he shoots back at the officer which launches a chase. The police eventually corner him resulting in the last line of the song, "What do I do? Live my life in a prison cell?- I'd rather die than be trapped in a living hell.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Similar to other songs from this poetic lyricist, "Trapped" is another relatable tale of what black people, especially black men, experience when they interact with police officers. It also is another example of how hip-hop continues to be the voice of the urban youth.

BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop: 2Pac Released "Trapped" from Debut Album '2Pacalypse Now'-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ On Sept. 25,...