🅱️ 25+ Best Memes About Should

Net, Think, and You: | THINK ABOUT YOU A LOT MORE THAN I PROBABLY SHOULD https://iglovequotes.net/

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Work, Math, and Time: Everett 'Art Destruction' Tucker @_everetttucker If / when we work out time travel we should punish pedophiles by whisking them back and placing them in isolation with their younger selves. Wait. That's illegal. Math checks out

Math checks out

School, Got, and School Shootings: TFun fact: 100% of school shootings happen at school. If we want to solve this problem, we have to ban schools entirely. Reply 3w 17 likes NO. NO. HE'S GOT A POINT. we should just ban schools

we should just ban schools

Bad, Gif, and Verizon: * 67% 00000 Verizon LTE 1:26 AM Meaghan YOU MATCHED WITH MEAGHAN ON 8/1/17 so when a guy breaks up with you do you tell him "too bad, you'll never find someone like me-a-ghan"? because if not you should That's the best use of my name I've ever heard. Ever. Why the heck didn't I come up with that idk. i guess that's why you're gonna wanna keep me around... because you're never gonna find someone like me-a-ghan Sent Send Type a Message... GIF interesting

interesting

Aww, Birds, and Chicken: Aww. I wonder what he's thinking? I know what your bird is thinking. He belongs haha, you stupid hawk. can't get me in here outside. Birds should be free! chicken thoughts f fb.com/chickenthoughts O@chickenthoughtsofficial Free [OC]

Free [OC]

Christmas, Tumblr, and Yeah: iim sann ta now biitCH, mmerry hcrist ma s and happyY hoLiday s everonye,, shhit wormdad: dinothunder: goatmud: me when i get mercury poisoning on christmas raz you should really mention this is from a rick sanchez rp blog. like that’s the funniest thing about it by far yeah that. does anyone want to assasinate me

wormdad: dinothunder: goatmud: me when i get mercury poisoning on christmas raz you should really mention this is from a rick sanchez rp b...

Military, Job, and Rice: "So why should we hire you?" Me: DREAM JOB: Federal employment PROUDEST ACHIEVEMENT: My military service SPECIAL TALENT: Can cook Minute rice in 58 seconds

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Shit, Word, and World: Every Word In A Title Should Be Capitalized imgflip.com CHANGE MY MIND Because “Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears” looks like shit.

Because “Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears” looks like shit.

Dad, Hoe, and Best: 2:45 1 Lindsey YOU MATCHED WITH LINDSEY ON 12/9/19 is your dad a farmer? cause you're one fine hoe! Today 2:31 PM No, but I should live in a stable because l'm hung like a horse. Sent easily the best response to that pickup line I think I got one boys!

I think I got one boys!

Definitely, Life, and Target: Bill Cimbrelo @Bill_Cimbrelo The 1% have us so well trained, we're not even DEMANDING a THRIVING wage. We're so broken and brainwashed, we're willing to settle for a mere living wage WTF is wrong with us? I mean SERIOUSLY!? We outnumber these ppl by the millions & we're ok just subsisting? amyamychan: rad-and-i-dont-stop: thepurelands: I don’t know who this bloke is, but I definitely think we should all start saying “thriving wage” until it becomes a thing That’s what living wage used to mean. A wage to live a decent life and retirement. [Image Description] A twitter post by Bill Cimbrelo (@Bill_Cimbrelo) The 1% have us so well trained, we’re not even DEMANDING a THRIVING wage. We’re so broken and brainwashed, we’re willing to settle for a mere ‘living wage.’ WTF is wrong with us? I mean SERIOUSLY!? We outnumber these ppl by the millions & we’re ok with just subsisting? #FlushCongress [End ID]

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Bad, Christmas, and Dr. Seuss: 12:36 o s O NO Sl A 42% 4 < Jane Ari Pralle Chat Yeter 2u You iked Jane's phota Yetering onu I can't resist a good bad Christmas sweater What should your custom poem be about Ooh surprise me But that could be copy pasted and that's no tun Gimme something suuuuper specific And then I need a format choice toa, between Dr. Seuss poem, Shakespearean sonnet, or something custom Yesterty For the spirit of things, that same Christmas sweater. I think sonnet or Seuss style would be Interesting Sommet, final answer Sonnet Veetery 0PM I enjoy al these amusingly specitic soloctionsl Holiday sweaters. are my shit. Sit tight| Engaging ryicality Should Rudolph pause before a red so fine? Esch every handmade brickline laid with care No sweater on this earth match'd her desigrn, Doff polyester now for wool so fair. Nostalgic evenings end by fire's dance, Unending chest nuts roasting on the flame Doth time unerringly from thus advance? Enmesh fair memries in your fabric's frame. Such understated beauty holds the wreath, Just lookl espy her face for beauty more. And yonder ribbons dance and light bequeath, No trash pullover could so highly soar Each hearth lacks warmth in absence of such heart. Ere onto spring l'd never be apart. Tuday AM That was very well thought out, I really, really liked it Trsday M Haha thankall But just wait until you read the first ietter of each ine in the sonnet Taday SAM Dammit You're too clever Ch if anly it ended there. See the message I sent after your requesta, the one about the amusingly specific selections? Resd the first letter of each word in that sentence Tulay aAM Did not see that one coming Taday AM Oh, it only gets worse. The message after that one, starting with "holiday sweaters". Write down the first letter of each word, but than read it backwards Any other coded messages? Keeps on going fm afraid Check out the sonnet again. Read the first letter of the "second" word in each line Fedau AM Well played (at this point she guessed what's ahead and also did this one) I got that one Unsurprisingly there's also a secret message it you read the first letter of the third word in each ine Probably for good measure you could olso read the first letter of every message i sent "after the sonnet Th SENDNODES NE Sthash especttuy the hmanher Degr I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it

I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it

Children, Cute, and Dating: niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona Scottsdale, Arizona Dating Apps Premium 2019 WRAPPED You have spent some serious time being single. Here is how much time you have spent on dating apps over the last 5 years. Let's hope you are single due to your personality, because the alternative is you are ugly. Top Dates Sarah S. Top Lies You Told Girls Your cat is cute 69,617 mins I love The Office I'm only talking to you I rarely drink You aren't like the other girls Laura T. Samantha R. Melissa R. 103,648 mins Stephanie M. 53,011 107,107 Top Hair Color Minutes on Dates mins 118,659 mins mins 3,600 Brunette 2017 2019 2018 2016 2015 niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona Scottsdale, Arizona In perfect harmony You were pretty desperate. USC CLASS OF 2022 You discovered 304 new girls this year. But you really didn't vibe with anyone. 3,401 0% anted You didn't swipe right on one specific type of girl. Below is what you look for most in a match. Ethically FRESHME admission APPLICATIO You created 38 new profile pictures, watched 4 girls report you for being inappropriate, and spent 65 hours debating if you should give up on dating and get a dog. Jake, 29 O less than a mile away I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help my future children become trojans at USC. I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically boost my chances of getting a trojan into you. Has a pulse and will give you attention. Cute Face Jake, 29 O less than a mile away Little Waist As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell), I can relate to the current bachelor. Big Behind Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me. Good Personality Jake 28 O less than a mile away Ladies, if I can do this to Leo, imagine what I can do to you. : A full story for “If Tinder had a year in review like Spotify does.”

A full story for “If Tinder had a year in review like Spotify does.”

Dunk, Soda, and Chef: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn't cool anymore? Source: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy me🥫irl

me🥫irl

Pregnant, Tumblr, and Blog: WHY PERIODSPWHY CANIT MOTHER NATURE JUST TEXTHERAND BELIKE WADDUPGIRL YOUAINT PREGNANT.HAVE AGREAT WEEK TALKTOYOUNEXT MONTH you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Seriously Periods, Why?

epicjohndoe: Seriously Periods, Why?

According, Infinite, and One: According to the Law of Infinite Probability, one day this should occur. This happen for anyone yet?

This happen for anyone yet?

Girls, Omg, and Blue: Girls: OMG what colour should I choose, Baby blue, light blue, navy blue, sky blue or midnight blue? Boys: Blue is Blue Blue is Blue

Blue is Blue

A$AP Rocky, Crime, and Jedi: Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr Can't wait for this episode of @DrunkHistory Donald J. Trump O @realDonald Tru... · 3h Give A$AP Rocky his FREEDOM. We do so much for Sweden but it doesn't seem to work the other way around. Sweden should focus on its real crime problem!

Advice, Ass, and Bad: Saving Your Grades From A Mental Health Crisis What To Do Before, During, And After by SmartStudy.tumblr.com IF YOUR GRADES ARE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER CONTACT YOUR TEACHERS This should be the first thing you do when you realise you're in crisis. Email them, and explain your situation in short, professional terms. You do not have to include details about your condition. "I have a mental health condition" should suffice as to the nature of the issue. Tell them that you are going to arrange to see a medical professional as soon as possible, and ask what process you should go through to defer/get an extension on assessment, and if they can help you in any way. Other people you may have to contact or CC in the email (depending on your school): University High School Head of House Class Coordinator Faculty/School Admin Disability Advisor Grade Coordinator Head of Department Academic Admin Counsellor School Counsellor Student Advocate BOOK A DOCTOR/THERAPIST APPOINTMENT ASAP This will be the person who can vouch for you the most. It's best if you have seen them before and they know you. If you can't get an appointment within a few days, call them and email them (if you haven't seen them before this will not work). Make sure to check out what counselling your university or school offers. During this appointment, the priority is to make a plan to get you back on your feet. This effort will not be useful if you stay a mess. Once you've figured that out, get two things from this person. One is a medical certificate/letter stating that you have, in fact, been going through this crisis. Second is a letter that describes the nature of the crisis, what treatment you're going through, and which people to contact (psychiatrists, etc.) who can vouch for this. Note: The reason I say to get two letters is because there is still a huge stigma around mental illness, and you don't want to reveal that you've got a disorder that's highly stigmatised, only to have it come back and bite you in the ass later. Don't provide details unless it's necessary or asked for. A STUDENT KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AS Most schools and institutions will have a list of a student's rights and responsibilities online. Look them up. Know what your rights are as a student. Also look to see if there are state/national laws protecting you, or if your school is a part of a network of schools that has its own code. Some people working in schools still think mental health issues are trivial, and you never know when they're going to ignore a rule to suit themselves. Make sure you can pick on this if it happens to you. Pretty much all schools will have protection in place for students with mental illnesses and disabilities, so even if you a miss a deadline for a form or make another mistake, they should take your exceptional circumstances into account. This is where a student or disability advisor from school can help you. ottom IF YOU HAVEN'T REACHED CRISIS YET TALK TO A DOCTOR/THERAPIST/COUNSELLOR/TRUSTED ADULT If you're going through a hard time, talk to someone who can help you. Any trusted adult or professional can help you get back on your feet before it's too late, or refer you to someone who can. If it's a new issue, you'll have to see someone like a GP who can refer you to a therapist or mental health service. Talk to them about what's been happening, and say that you need help. Sometimes, even talking about the problem can help you feel better. In these situations, they can also help you figure out what you can do at school to catch up/get special help. FIGURE OUT HOW TO STUDY WHILE IN A BAD STATE Even if you're getting help, it might be some time before you're fully back on track. In these instances, try to make the best of a bad situation. Can't leave the house? Access lecture recordings and eBooks. Ask your friends to send you their notes, or ask the teacher if you can submit your homework via email, or through a friend. Have trouble concentrating? Figure out how long you can study without needing a break, and make a schedule around that. Always make sure to ask your teachers if they can help you with this. Whether it be slightly changing the requirements or conditions of a piece of assessment, or simply their understanding that you may not be able to attend perfectly, it can make a big difference with your overall marks. If they don't know you're struggling, they can't help! DON'T PUSH YOURSELF OR OVERTHINK When you realise there's an issue, it's easy to fall into panic or try to power through. Don't do this. It'll just make you more stressed and aggravate the existing problems, which will make things much worse in the long run. Though it's hard to believe sometimes, your health and mental health are more important than your grades. You can't ignore your mind when it's screaming at you that something is wrong. Listen to it, and be easy on yourself. The best way to get back to your full potential to ask for help and give yourself what you need. Take a break when you need one and practise self-care. It's more important than you might things. RECOVERING FROM A BREAKDOWN ACCEPT THAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SOMETHING MAJOR Once the worst has passed, some people try to brush it off and pretend it never happened. They can feel ashamed or embarrassed about what they went through. However, there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about, especially if you had a pre-existing mental health condition. Every life has ups and downs and just because yours were a bit more serious than some people's, it doesn't mean that you're weak somehow. The best thing you can do for yourself is to recognise what happened, and work to prevent it from happening again by setting up crisis plans and support networks. GET TUTORING TO CATCH UP If you've fallen behind, don't worry. There are plenty of ways to catch yourself up and get back on track. The best way is to hire a tutor. They can guide you through the work, help you understand difficult concepts, and identify the places you need more help. Yes, tutors can be expensive, but there's a way to get around this. See if there is anyone who took your class the year before who might be willing to tutor you for an hour each week for a discounted prince. Similarly, see if there are any students who can help you in exchange for something like instrument lessons. And if any of your friends are academically gifted, I'm sure they'd be able to help. If all else fails, go to office hours and any free tutoring sessions your school or university offers. Do some research, ask around, see what's there. PACE YOURSELF AND DON'T RUSH IN After a breakdown or crisis, you may be tempted to throw yourself back into your work to catch up. Don't! You'll become overwhelmed and end up back at square one. Remember, you've just been through a very difficult situation and you're not going to get better overnight. Ease yourself in. I definitely recommend starting with a reduced or part-time study load if possible. Remember that you may not be back at your full capacity just yet, and difficulties concentrating and being motivated could make things hard. By starting off slowly, you're able to get used to studying again without too much pressure. DEVELOP A ROUTINE Yes, this advice is in every piece of study advice ever, but you shouldn't develop just any routine. Develop one that allows you plenty of breaks and takes into consider any issues you may have with fatigue or focusing. If your breakdown was caused by overwork, make sure this one is easier on you. Things to include you could include in a healthy routine (but don't micromanage!): "I feel crap" time* Breaks and meals Plenty of sleep and rest "You" time (treat yo self) Time to plan for the next week Exercise (have you tried yoga? Kidding) Meditation/mindfulness Friend/family social time * Remember that the thoughts and feelings caused by mental illness are not shameful, and ignoring and forcing them down will only make them worse. If you need to lie in bed feeling miserable, do it. THINGS TO REMEMBER DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS It can be easy to look at other people and see your own flaws, but it's important to try not to. Every person has different experiences and struggles, so it's not fair to yourself to look at someone without yours and think you're behind in some way. Taking longer to complete your studies isn't shameful. Making mistakes isn't shameful. Needing breaks isn't shameful. You'll get where you need to be in the end. Have patience. GRADES DON'T DEFINE YOU I spent so much of my life thinking my only worth came from my academic success. And guess what? This just led to more anxiety and depression. It's important to realise that things like grades, class rankings, GPAS, and "intelligence" aren't that important. Who you are and what you do is far more important than these arbitrary labels. THERE IS A STIGMA, SO BE PREPARED It's an unfortunate reality, but there is still a stigma against mental health issues and there is a chance it might affect your experiences while dealing with administrative staff and teachers. There have been stories about people telling their people supposed to be guiding them that they have mental health issues, and being dismissed because "it's a girl issue" or "it's all in their head". Be prepared in case this happens to you. Remind people that it's a medical condition and that you can get proof from medical professionals if need be. Plus, there is probably something in your school's policies or even the law that protects you when you have a mental illness. Remember that just because people are ignorant, that doesn't mean your issue is not 100% real and important. Don't let these people make you feel worse. YOU CAN DO THIS In our darkest moments, it can be hard to believe that we're capable of immense strength, but I promise you we are. Whatever obstacle is in your path right now - even if it's your brain chemistry - you are going to get through this. You've made it through every worst day you've had so far. You've made it through the dark and scary moments, and you've come out the other end stronger and wiser. Remember that you are strong, and even when you don't feel like it, there is always support available to help you realise that strength again. tmblimteom apricot-studies: smartstudy: Hey guys. I’m glad to be finally posting my “mental breakdown survival guide”. As you know I struggle a lot with mental health, and so I have been through a lot of breakdowns. So many that I actually dropped out of university after 3 weeks in 2016 and had to take the whole year off. Because of this, I’ve made it my mission to help others with mental health issues as much as I can, so you don’t have to go through what I’ve been through. Anyway, here is my guide. I tried to keep it general, and actually useful. If you have any questions or additions please feel free to add them. And as ever, if you want to talk to me about studying with mental illness or want to see a post on a specific topic, please feel free to message me. thank you so much for this

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Dank, Energy, and Head: Sairam Gudiseva 3nd period Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's. Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out to end the obscurity of physics. However,things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that, going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote, " If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists. This guy aces quantum mechanics by EagleIndustriesJP MORE MEMES

This guy aces quantum mechanics by EagleIndustriesJP MORE MEMES

Family, Friends, and God: Public Universal Friend The Public Universal Friend (born Jemima Wilkinson; November 29, 1752 – July 1, 1819), was born as an English- American to a Quaker family on Rhode Island, and was assigned female at birth. This person suffered a severe illness in 1776 (age 24), and reported having died and been reanimated by the power of God as a genderless evangelist named the Public Universal Friend. The Friend refused to answer any A portrait of the Public Universal a longer to the previous name, Friend, from the Friend's biography Jemima Wilkinson, (1 quoted Luke written by David Hudson in 1821. 23:3 ("thou sayest it") when visitors asked if it was the name of the person they were addressing, and ignored or chastised those who insisted on using it. The preacher shunned the name "Jemima" completely, having friends hold realty in trust rather than see the name on deeds and titles. Even when a lawyer insisted that the person's Will should identify its subject as having been born under the name Jemima, the preacher refused to sign that name, only making an X which others witnessed, even though the Friend could read and write.2) The Friend asked not to be referred to with gendered pronouns. Followers respected these wishes, avoiding gender-specific pronouns even in private diaries, and referring only to "the Public Universal Friend" or short forms such as "the Friend" or "P.U.F."3] madnessofmen:only address me as The Friend from now on

madnessofmen:only address me as The Friend from now on

Justin Bieber, Michael Jackson, and Music: HOW TO ANNOY A MUSICIAN O musicnotes "PLAY OMG you sing!? You should Movement 1 ( Movement 2 audition for The Voice! FREEBIRD!" "oh, yeah i know "did you know she doesn't even use all about Mozart.." auto-tune? none of that gross T-Pain stuff." AMADEUS MORE violin bigger big really big AMADEUS violin violin violin "OH! I can play piano too!" ACADO O SE MARTINNTHELOS SIR NEVILLE MARRINER *plays Chopsticks* "we can't pay you... bigger egn but it's great exposure!" trumpet trumpet guitar guitar guitar guitar *calls this sheet music* "yeah Justin Bieber is honestly just like the Michael Jackson of this era..." Am trombone bigger I heard there was a secret chord ????? Am trumpet That David played and it pleased the Lord 1 2 3 4 But you don't really care for music do you? tuba tuba tuba "yeah i don't really listen to old music" chrispalmermusic:How To Annoy a Musician

chrispalmermusic:How To Annoy a Musician

Free, Water, and Diet: You should trya chemical free diet. Fruits are chemicals Essential oils are chemicals Water is a chemical You are made of chemicals Karen Vegetables are chemicals Meat is mades of chemicals It’S hEaLtHy

It’S hEaLtHy

Her, Rochester, and Three: GF : *Puts her hand on my stomach* Me: MON 4:00 G. na Rochester Ne 45 further south you should be prepared for three-- maybe four-inches

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Don’t do crack kids

Ali, Black Friday, and Cute: my bf got me the cutest necklace yesterday, you just shine a light on it and it projects onto the wall i love you in 100 different languages the-ali-starke: brighter-days-comin: cute-aesthetics-things: gigglygamer: cobraonthecob: cute-aesthetics-things: The center stone is more than a majestic look: A closer look into it reveals the “I Love You” phrase in 100 languages. If you can’t say it enough, make it 100 ways! Streamlined and modern, this necklace truly shines with bold simplicity. A graceful dance between sleek curves and dazzling gems. Remind your special someone of your undying love with this stunning piece of jewelry. => GET YOURS HERE <= 😻😻😻😻SUCH A COOL CONCEPT THAT IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING BLACK FRIDAY SALE! USE CODE: BLACKFRIDAYSALE FOR A SURPRISE! Just bought one. I should buy one for myself.

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Dad, Doctor, and Sorry: Jhall @JHallComics Flight attendant: is there a doctor on this flight? My dad: *nudging me* that should have been you. Me: I'm sorry I didnt become a doctor. My dad: no the guy having a stroke. .

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Money, Supreme, and Target: My US Gov class did not prepare me to write this fic, ao3tagoftheday: mossrose10: ao3tagoftheday: tinnitusismymuse: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading “My US Gov class did not prepare me to write this fic”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Congress right now Are Supreme Court decisions just Constitution fandom discourse? Your third eye is wide open tonight, friend. I think you have a point there. They write fanon based heavily in canon (the Constitution), Extended Universe documents (information about original meaning and intention, history, etc), and existing fanon (precedence). They also get the right to say if new fan theories (new laws, etc) should be considered viable or if they’re canon divergent or AU (unconstitutional). And we thought some of our fandom showdowns were intense! I will pay actual money for a summary of the US political system in fannish terminology.

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Definitely, School, and Auschwitz: Shannon Profile Chat You're definitely right, it would be. Would you ever visit Auschwitz Hell yes I would I think it would be an amazing/sad experience No, sad is a old school mental hospital. The people at auschwitz deserved to be there. Should I start calling you Hitler? Oh fuck. I was thinking of Alcatraz Sent omfg Genuinely got a little nervous there for a second I’m literally the biggest dumbass of all time…

I’m literally the biggest dumbass of all time…

Clothes, Dogs, and Fucking: Kyle 30 O Service Tech © 3 kilometers away most of you have the social skills of a bag of bricks. So, wear tight clothes and learn how to fuck better. Stop asking for dogs pics you fucking weirdos. Want a sugar daddy? Admit you're a hooker. Travelled? You've fucked someone from almost every different country, good job. Poly? You're in a relationship for "connection", so just give me head and move on. 2 kids and no time? Admirable, but go be a mother and get off tinder. Should I continue ? Common mentality: vagina = I'm special Someone’s Gotten Bitter

Someone’s Gotten Bitter

Nudes, Book, and Free: Today 4:18 PM are you interested in paying for nudes? Today 4:36 PM Rachel, I don't need to be an economics major to explain to you the concept You are charging for a service, that is one provided for free at a higher quantity, and quality. So really you should pay me to see your pics. Because frankly viewing them for free is a net loss in my book. Sent Well, what can I say… She unmatched straight away…

Well, what can I say… She unmatched straight away…

Shopping, Soon..., and At&t: Paul The Trombonist @JazzTrombonist I accidentally texted my wife with voice recognition...while playing the trombone co0 AT&T Wi-Fi ? 1 80 1* 79% 3:34 PM 000 AT&T Wi-Fi ? 3:36 PM Deta Messages (3) DI Messages (3) Paul Paul Del iMessage Today 3:27 PM (1/5) Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo Totally! Ya, that makes sense. Call you woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w hoo w woop soon Sounds good! (2/5) 00 woo woo woo woo hoo woo perfect hoo who who who who who who wu woo woo woo woop woop woop woop woo woop wah wah waa what wapp whapp woo woo woo we should probably go grocery shopping later (3/5) woop woop wah wah wah woo woo woo wah woo wha waa waa woop woop woop wwop woop woop whap wah wah woh wa wa wa whh woo woo Deliver (1/5) Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo (4/5) woop woop wah wah wah waaa woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w hoo w woop waa waa waa waa waa waa waa woo woo woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop (2/5) 00 woo woo woo woo hoo woo hoo who who who who who who wu woop woop woop woop woop woop woop waa waa waa waa waaaaa waaa woo woo w0o woop woop woop woop woo woop wah wah waa what wapp whapp woo woo woo waaa waa (5/5) woop woop wah wah wah woo woo woo wah woo wha waa waa woop (3/5) woop woop wah wah wah woo woo woo wah woo wha waa waa woop woop woop wwop woop woop whap wah wah woh wa wa wa whh woo woo woop woop wwop woop woop whap woo00 woo won IMessage IMessage ITHE TROMBONILT Me irl

Me irl

Blue, Cold, and Frightening: There is a place that I once knew Cold and frightening and bitterly blue If you should find yourself there too I'll hold your hand and walk with you https://iglovequotes.net/

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Life, Work, and Home: Me: "when I get home I'm going to be so productive, do all my work, and get my life together" Me when I get home: Should I mop the floors or binge a show? I think we all know the answer to this one.

Should I mop the floors or binge a show? I think we all know the answer to this one.

Girl, Back, and Boy: Girl: If a girl hits a boy, he should not hit back Me: Who Believes in Gender Equality D Subscribe Narutoooo

Narutoooo

Blue, Cold, and Frightening: There is a place that I once knew Cold and Frightening and bitterly blue If you should find yourself there too I'll hold your hand and walk with you https://iglovequotes.net/

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Destiny, Shit, and Got: Shit, sounds like destiny to me. As long as you like to cuddle then we should get along great Depends, am I the little spoon or the big spoon? Or a variation? Or do we not like spoons here? I was hoping we would be forking Long story short, I got plans this weekend

Long story short, I got plans this weekend

Animals, Lions, and Live: Is it Ethical to Display Animals in Museums? 11 months ago Prof. Howard M. R. Williams WILD ANIMALS SHOULD LIVE IN FREEDOM AND NOT BE STUFFED IN THE MUSEUM FREEEEEEEEEDOM Poor Lions

Poor Lions

My Nigga, Black, and Kids: Preston Mitchum O @PrestonMitchum · 22h Y'all want this man to hate his son, and for what? Because he's gay? He's expressive? He's... himself? Perhaps if our fathers were present and not displaying unhealthy / toxic masculinity, we wouldn't be trying to beat it into our Black boys, especially when they're queer. Sir-Hampton @_sirhampton_ · 2d Aite my nigga.... 1/2 Supporting your kids is magic and we should all do it

Supporting your kids is magic and we should all do it

Animals, Dum Dum, and Pokemon: PETA O @peta 3/25/17 Replying to @SpecSpiderKen PETA We saw Pokemon Go as a teachable moment for how people should treat real animals O 23 272 gianni o @PlayoffDre 12h Kidnapping them and forcing them to fight? O 10 2751 962 Dum dum dum, dun, dun-dun, dun-dun dun-dun

Dum dum dum, dun, dun-dun, dun-dun dun-dun

Meme, SpongeBob, and Time: SpongeBob should be the meme of the decade since it has been here the entire time and hasn't died We agree

We agree

Bad, Dad, and Drugs: PLATFORM9 (Rosk of iou iury cevendiat OXO4 5h Lol Hagrid and 2 "Birds". Hermoine and Ron are other junkies. Ron is always on a bad trip and Hermoine gets hyper and can't stop telling useless info and conspiracy theories. Harry hates Snape the "Potions teacher" who's his dealer always nagging him on the fact that his OD'd dad still owed him money. Sirius Black is his imaginary friend who he sometimes thinks is a dog (wolf). Dumbledore is the man who first sold him drugs and ran the operation, but he got shot by snape during a takeover. Officers Riddle, Lestrange, and Umbridge always harras Harry, but officer Riddle felt sorry for Harry because he shot Harry's parents in self-defense. Not mine (of course). Just spotted it yesterday and felt it should have more exposure around here…

Not mine (of course). Just spotted it yesterday and felt it should have more exposure around here…

Brain, Test, and Company: *Writes code which could bring down an entire company if broken* Me: Should I test it? Brain: Let’s trust the test suite with 20% coverage

Let’s trust the test suite with 20% coverage

Yeah, Comics, and Back: HE LEFT HE ALWAYS HE LEFT AGAIN. WE SHOULD JUST RELAX AND WAIT THEN. YOU THINK HE'S COMINE HAS BEFORE. YEAH BACK? YEAH OR WE OME I WAS JUST THINKING THAT! COULD BARK HEY BUDDY COMICS ft he left [OC]

he left [OC]

Butt, Life, and Tumblr: prohealthzone: Anyone who wants a flat stomach, toned thighs, and a nice butt should try this Free Method. I was unhappy with my body and insecure about my weight. Then I discovered this weight loss method and it changed my life. 27 days later, I couldn’t be happier!

prohealthzone: Anyone who wants a flat stomach, toned thighs, and a nice butt should try this Free Method. I was unhappy with my body and in...

Omg, Yeah, and Comics: HE LEFT HE LEFT AGAIN HE ALWAYS YOU THINK HE'S COMING BACK? WE SHOULD JUST RELAX AND WAIT THEN HAS BEFORE YEAH YEAH OR WE OMG I WAS JUST THINKING THAT! COULD BARK. HEY BUDDY COMICS Oft he left

he left

God, Shit, and True: Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson. One clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them allthe lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right." "This means," the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say 'I pray that God will help you. Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say I will help you." ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar razairazerci I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists, or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy. naamahdarling imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you." Holy shit. Holy shit. Yes. YES. obsessedwithamedot THIS Why God created Atheists

Why God created Atheists

Omg, Yeah, and Comics: HE LEFT HE LEFT AGAIN HE ALWAYS YOU THINK HE'S COMING BACK? WE SHOULD JUST RELAX AND WAIT THEN HAS BEFORE YEAH YEAH OR WE OMG I WAS JUST THINKING THAT! COULD BARK. HEY BUDDY COMICS Oft he left

he left

A Dream, Target, and Tumblr: The way somebody comes back, but only in a dream. Come back! Even as a shadow, even as a dream embracing your shadow in a dream Come back to me in dreams, aridante:we should be well prepared, mary oliver // herakles, euripides (trans. anne carson) // selected poems, alejandra pizarnik (trans. cecilia rossi) // echo, christina rossetti.

aridante:we should be well prepared, mary oliver // herakles, euripides (trans. anne carson) // selected poems, alejandra pizarnik (trans. c...

Bad, Love, and Back: I've learned a lot this year. I learned that things don't always turn out the way you planned, or the way you think they should. And I've learned that there are things that go wrong that don't always get fixed or get put back together the way they were before. I've learned that some broken things stay broken, and I've learned that you can get through bad times and keep looking for better ones, as long as you have people who love you. https://iglovequotes.net/

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