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Children, Climbing, and Fucking: elidyce: luckyladylily: ohnoagremlin: itsvondell: off-in-lala-land: You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time. imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun take your kids places they actually want to go instead of getting mad when they quietly self-entertain, he’s not hurting nobody. me & my shitbag siblings would be climbing that fucking thing, gameboy kid is doing alright Some small child: does not yet have the mental development or contextual understanding to appreciate why these particular rocks are extra interesting. Some adult: God I hate that children don’t think like adults! I would force them to pretend they do because I interpret child thought patterns as a personal insult! Child: *looks at rocks for approx. 30 seconds, listens to vaguely interesting story about them for another minute or so, glances at the rocks again, is Now Done. Parent: I understand that your attention span has done all it can with the stimulation provided. Here is your gameboy to keep you entertained while the adults talk about things you don’t find interesting, like the history of very large rocks. Child: *quietly squats down and plays with the gameboy, allowing adults to enjoy their rocks* Parent: I am very glad that I understand to some extent how children’s minds work, or this holiday would be a miserable experience for both of us. How fortunate that I planned ahead to allow my child periods of rest and quiet entertainment during excursions that are primarily for my benefit and enjoyment.
Children, Climbing, and Fucking: elidyce:

luckyladylily:

ohnoagremlin:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun


take your kids places they actually want to go instead of getting mad when they quietly self-entertain, he’s not hurting nobody. me & my shitbag siblings would be climbing that fucking thing, gameboy kid is doing alright 


Some small child: does not yet have the mental development or contextual understanding to appreciate why these particular rocks are extra interesting.
Some adult: God I hate that children don’t think like adults! I would force them to pretend they do because I interpret child thought patterns as a personal insult!

Child: *looks at rocks for approx. 30 seconds, listens to vaguely interesting story about them for another minute or so, glances at the rocks again, is Now Done.
Parent: I understand that your attention span has done all it can with the stimulation provided. Here is your gameboy to keep you entertained while the adults talk about things you don’t find interesting, like the history of very large rocks.
Child: *quietly squats down and plays with the gameboy, allowing adults to enjoy their rocks*
Parent: I am very glad that I understand to some extent how children’s minds work, or this holiday would be a miserable experience for both of us. How fortunate that I planned ahead to allow my child periods of rest and quiet entertainment during excursions that are primarily for my benefit and enjoyment.

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Children, College, and Parents: SESAME STREET.0 frislander: elfwreck: loreweaver: cameoappearance: derinthemadscientist: cameoappearance: spockglocksrocks: sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet i’d reblog this even if it was a still image I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this? Parents watching it with their kids, I guess? literally everyone Everyone. No, really… everyone. For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content. For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letter “B”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words. For older kids: you’ve probably heard that “to be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound. For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate a “B” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them.  For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense. For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce “zounds.”  One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.
Children, College, and Parents: SESAME STREET.0
frislander:
elfwreck:

loreweaver:

cameoappearance:

derinthemadscientist:

cameoappearance:

spockglocksrocks:

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

literally everyone

Everyone. No, really… everyone.
For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content.
For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letter “B”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words.
For older kids: you’ve probably heard that “to be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound.
For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate a “B” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them. 
For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense.
For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce “zounds.” 

One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.

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Arthur, Children, and Friends: IN MEMORY OF THE Stanley AImodo Andrew Leinonen, 32 vears old o Aleiandr var LI, 23 years old o Amanda L Alvear, 25 years old o Oscar A. Aracena Barrios Martinez, 21 years old Brenda Marquez McCool, 49 years old o Gilberto R. Silva Menendez, 25 vears old Montero 26 ye Rodolfo rs oldo 37 mberlw Jean 0 Antonio Davon Brown ars old o Akyra Monet Murra 8 years old o Luis Omar Ocasio o 20 years old o Geraldo A. Roman Burt 005 rs @lCl о А elario-Padro 28 Ortiz Jimenez Eric Ivan Ortiz-Ri old o Joel Rayon 36 years Paniagua 32 old o Juan Chavez Marti- ars old o Jean Carlos Mendez Enrique L. 25 years old o Luis , 35 years old o erez Rios25 0 years old o Jean es Connell Tevin Eugene Crosby, 25 years old Deonka Deidra Dray ton, 32 years old Simón Adrian Carrillo Fernández am vears old Nieves Rodriguez, 21 ears old Xavier Emmanuel Serrano-Rosado, 35 years old Christopher Joseph Sanfe- liz, 24 yearsold Yilmary Rodrig uez Solivan, 24 31 years old o Leroy Valentin Mercedez Marisol Flores, 26 Fernandez, 25 years old Edward Sot years old Tomlin son years old years old oPeter Ommy Gonza lez Cruz, 22 years old Juan mayor Jr, 34 Shane Evan 33 years old Martin Beni 33 years old Camuy Vega, Juan Pablo Velázquez, ergio Ramon Guerrero, 22 years old Paul Terrell Henry, 41 years old tezTorres Frank Hernandez. 27 vears oldJohathan A 24 years old . Javier_Jorge Reyes, 40 years old i v e ra Jason Benjamin Josaphat, 19 years old years oldo Miguel Angel Honorato, 30 years old Luis Eddie Jamoldroy Justiee, 3oyears old Fielma n k F r a n k y inmy DeJe: Jimmy DeJe- Anthony Luis Laurea- no Disla, 25 ears old o Christopher sus Velázquez, 50 years old . Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon, 37 years old. Jerald Arthur Wright, 31 years old June 12, 2016 tando orlandostrong millionlittleshiningstars12: These were people with lives and loved ones. These were people with families, with parents and/or siblings and cousins and aunts and uncles and significant others and friends and children and souls and hearts and dreams and likes and dislikes and hopes and wishes and things that made them happy. These were all real, living, breathing people who lived and loved and dreamed. And they were taken away from this world way too soon for a horrible, completely unfair reason. I hope they Rest In Peace.
Arthur, Children, and Friends: IN MEMORY OF THE
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 ars old o Akyra Monet Murra
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 elario-Padro 28
 Ortiz Jimenez
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 36 years
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 25 years old o Luis
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 erez
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 Eugene Crosby, 25 years
 old Deonka Deidra Dray
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 Nieves Rodriguez,
 21
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 Serrano-Rosado, 35 years old
 Christopher Joseph Sanfe-
 liz, 24 yearsold Yilmary
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 31 years old o Leroy Valentin
 Mercedez Marisol Flores, 26
 Fernandez, 25 years old
 Edward Sot
 years old
 Tomlin son
 years old
 years old oPeter Ommy Gonza
 lez Cruz, 22 years old Juan
 mayor Jr, 34
 Shane Evan
 33 years old
 Martin Beni
 33 years old
 Camuy Vega,
 Juan Pablo
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 ergio
 Ramon Guerrero, 22 years old
 Paul Terrell Henry, 41 years old
 tezTorres
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 24 years old .
 Javier_Jorge Reyes, 40 years old i v e ra
 Jason Benjamin Josaphat, 19 years old years oldo
 Miguel Angel Honorato, 30 years old
 Luis
 Eddie Jamoldroy Justiee, 3oyears old Fielma n k
 F r a n k y
 inmy DeJe:
 Jimmy DeJe-
 Anthony
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 no Disla, 25
 ears old o
 Christopher
 sus Velázquez, 50 years old .
 Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon, 37
 years old. Jerald Arthur
 Wright, 31 years old
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 tando
 orlandostrong
millionlittleshiningstars12:

These were people with lives and loved ones. These were people with families, with parents and/or siblings and cousins and aunts and uncles and significant others and friends and children and souls and hearts and dreams and likes and dislikes and hopes and wishes and things that made them happy. These were all real, living, breathing people who lived and loved and dreamed. And they were taken away from this world way too soon for a horrible, completely unfair reason. I hope they Rest In Peace.

millionlittleshiningstars12: These were people with lives and loved ones. These were people with families, with parents and/or siblings and...