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Sleeping, Cat, and Top: Hi here's a current picture of my cat sleeping on top of my legs for all y'all fellow teens.
Sleeping, Cat, and Top: Hi here's a current picture of my cat sleeping on top of my legs for all y'all fellow teens.

Hi here's a current picture of my cat sleeping on top of my legs for all y'all fellow teens.

Bad, Doctor, and Drunk: ill AT&T O 21% 5:49 PM feeling furious. Saturday at 7:54 PM I want to see them expect me to walk a straight line in these shoes and touch my nose and say the alphabet back words. Drive drunk or not all I did was back into a damn curb and damage my bumper and I was waiting on someone to pick me up why the hell do you think I parked my car in a parking lot and sat there and waited and I get arrested and charged so I can spend only less than 14 hours in jail and waste the tax payers dollars and be handcuffed and expected to piss in a cup with my hands behind my back so that they can make their monthly quota when I clearly am naturally a bad driver because let me tell you something; I've done a lot more damage to my car sober. And the reason why I did not refuse the breath test is because I know and knew damn well I was not intoxicated, and the results were too low for them to charge me DUI because I only had one drink. You cannot get a DUI in the state of Oklahoma unless you blow a 8 or higher and I blew .3 so they think they can charge me with a DWI instead and not take into consideration that I am prescribed anxiety medicine legally by a doctor so if they want to push it in court let's talk about the unsanitary living conditions inside the Oklahoma county jail and refusal to bring water and provide meals every 4 hours and the 12 people in the holding cell sleeping on an over crow ded concrete floor awaiting a personal cell with mold on the walls and dust after refusing to have the nurse on duty bring my asthma inhaler and preform proper medical treatment. Because It doesn't pass inspection since it damn straight isn't up to code nor a safe environment for any way shape or form. Pathetic... O+ 3 Even with proper punctuation this rant would still be incredibly confusing
Bad, Doctor, and Drunk: ill AT&T
 O 21%
 5:49 PM
 feeling furious.
 Saturday at 7:54 PM
 I want to see them expect me to walk a straight line in these
 shoes and touch my nose and say the alphabet back words.
 Drive drunk or not all I did was back into a damn curb and
 damage my bumper and I was waiting on someone to pick
 me up why the hell do you think I parked my car in a parking
 lot and sat there and waited and I get arrested and charged
 so I can spend only less than 14 hours in jail and waste the
 tax payers dollars and be handcuffed and expected to piss
 in a cup with my hands behind my back so that they can
 make their monthly quota when I clearly am naturally a bad
 driver because let me tell you something; I've done a lot
 more damage to my car sober. And the reason why I did not
 refuse the breath test is because I know and knew damn
 well I was not intoxicated, and the results were too low for
 them to charge me DUI because I only had one drink. You
 cannot get a DUI in the state of Oklahoma unless you blow a
 8 or higher and I blew .3 so they think they can charge me
 with a DWI instead and not take into consideration that I am
 prescribed anxiety medicine legally by a doctor so if they
 want to push it in court let's talk about the unsanitary living
 conditions inside the Oklahoma county jail and refusal to
 bring water and provide meals every 4 hours and the 12
 people in the holding cell sleeping on an over crow ded
 concrete floor awaiting a personal cell with mold on the
 walls and dust after refusing to have the nurse on duty bring
 my asthma inhaler and preform proper medical treatment.
 Because It doesn't pass inspection since it damn straight
 isn't up to code nor a safe environment for any way shape or
 form. Pathetic...
 O+
 3
Even with proper punctuation this rant would still be incredibly confusing

Even with proper punctuation this rant would still be incredibly confusing

Sleeping, Mom, and Dog: My mom sent me this snap of my dog sleeping at 7am.
Sleeping, Mom, and Dog: My mom sent me this snap of my dog sleeping at 7am.

My mom sent me this snap of my dog sleeping at 7am.

Beautiful, Boner, and Crunchyroll: omegle Select Language Tweet 183K Like 21,000+ online now Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like jojo. Stranger: Yo angelo You: yo angelo Stranger: That was good You: Yes! Yes! Yes! Stranger: YES! You: Oh my god! Stranger: Favorite stand go You: D4C Stranger: I like Arts and Crafts You: I prefer Filthy acts at a reasonable price You: like fr what were the crunchyroll guys thinking Stranger: What about unclean actions at a surprising small amount of currency You: actions that would be considered socially and legally unacceptable done for a price below the market average one best jojo Stranger: That's a good You: Joseph Stranger: I like Joseph and Josuke You: nice You: he gonna fix that spaghetti Stranger: Get a feeling so complicated You: am wood Stranger: I am the fucking powerful You: what a beautiful duwang You: cromch Stranger: I got a boner You: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. Stranger: There it is You: yep Stranger: *piano noises* You: mooda mooda Stranger: Dora dora You: dorarara the explorer Stranger: You wanna post this on r/shitpostcrusaders for dirt cheap karma You: yep omegle is a goldmine
Beautiful, Boner, and Crunchyroll: omegle
 Select Language
 Tweet
 183K
 Like
 21,000+ online now
 Talk to strangers!
 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 You both like jojo.
 Stranger: Yo angelo
 You: yo angelo
 Stranger: That was good
 You: Yes! Yes! Yes!
 Stranger: YES!
 You: Oh my god!
 Stranger: Favorite stand go
 You: D4C
 Stranger: I like Arts and Crafts
 You: I prefer Filthy acts at a reasonable price
 You: like fr what were the crunchyroll guys thinking
 Stranger: What about unclean actions at a surprising small amount of currency
 You: actions that would be considered socially and legally unacceptable done for a price below the market average
 one best jojo
 Stranger: That's a good
 You: Joseph
 Stranger: I like Joseph and Josuke
 You: nice
 You: he gonna fix that spaghetti
 Stranger: Get a feeling so
 complicated
 You: am wood
 Stranger: I am the fucking powerful
 You: what a beautiful duwang
 You: cromch
 Stranger: I got a boner
 You: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get
 home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about
 twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my
 last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That
 is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
 Stranger: There it is
 You: yep
 Stranger: *piano noises*
 You: mooda mooda
 Stranger: Dora dora
 You: dorarara the explorer
 Stranger: You wanna post this on r/shitpostcrusaders for dirt cheap karma
 You: yep
omegle is a goldmine

omegle is a goldmine

Being Alone, Home, and Sleeping: Been away for a month and I've come back home to these two cuddling together and sleeping and of course both would not leave me alone since I've got back
Being Alone, Home, and Sleeping: Been away for a month and I've come back home to these two cuddling together and sleeping and of course both would not leave me alone since I've got back

Been away for a month and I've come back home to these two cuddling together and sleeping and of course both would not leave me alone since ...

The Middle, Time, and Sleeping: Brother & Sister, I am in the middle of both of you Please tell me it is a sleeping time or not?
The Middle, Time, and Sleeping: Brother & Sister, I am in the middle of both of you Please tell me it is a sleeping time or not?

Brother & Sister, I am in the middle of both of you Please tell me it is a sleeping time or not?

Mrw, Sleeping, and Reactiongifs: MRW I wake up with "pins and needles" in my hand from sleeping on it
Mrw, Sleeping, and Reactiongifs: MRW I wake up with "pins and needles" in my hand from sleeping on it

MRW I wake up with "pins and needles" in my hand from sleeping on it

Beautiful, Panda, and Nepal: Beautiful capture of a red panda sleeping in a tree on a snowy afternoon in Eastern Nepal.
Beautiful, Panda, and Nepal: Beautiful capture of a red panda sleeping in a tree on a snowy afternoon in Eastern Nepal.

Beautiful capture of a red panda sleeping in a tree on a snowy afternoon in Eastern Nepal.

Cake, Sleeping, and Boy: Posting my boy’s favorite sleeping position for my cake day :)
Cake, Sleeping, and Boy: Posting my boy’s favorite sleeping position for my cake day :)

Posting my boy’s favorite sleeping position for my cake day :)

Saw, Time, and Sleeping: The first time I saw her sleeping like this I was startled.
Saw, Time, and Sleeping: The first time I saw her sleeping like this I was startled.

The first time I saw her sleeping like this I was startled.

Beautiful, Hungry, and Love: Inside The Mind Of Water Sheep It had been a while since l'd been stuck in the water current. But then I thought that mister Felix came to my rescue. He would speak in a really loud voice, but I never really understood what he meant. I'd always assumed he was expressing his concerns about me being stuck in a water current. But I never thought of that as a problem. I've always liked swimming and being stuck in the current was never a problem. The real problem was the fact that there were many scary monsters in that area... But mister felix built a fence around me which I thought, was to protect me. After all, I'd always viewed mister Felix as an animal lover, because of how much he loved both Joergens and Sven. Mister Felix made a grave out of GOLD for Joergen... and I always thought of him as the sweetest person ever. Whenever I got hungry and felt that I might die, Mister Felix would come and feed me and that made me very happy... He also gave me beautiful rainbow wool and named me jeb!A couple of days ago he put a bell next to the water fence house he built for me. I thought that it was just a bell to wake me up in the morning because Mister Felix was concerned about my sleeping habits and wanted me to exercise. Occasionally, I'd hear Mister Felix say the word 'torture', and that made me very concerned. I told myself "Oh no! I hope nobody is torturing Mister Felix... He's the kindest person to have ever lived!". So I talked to spider nearby and told him to NEVER torture Mister Felix Right now Mister Felix is coming towards me, and he seems angry about something... I wish I could help him... Wait... he's coming towards ME! I think he wants me to help him... oh wait... why is he removing my protection fence? Are you taking me to your house Mister Felix? That's so sweet of you! I love you and think of you as my father! Wait... What are these machines around me? OUCH!! I'M HURT MISTER FELIX! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I'm sorry if I hurt you, I never meant to do anything to you... AAAHHH THIS HURTS! PLEASE STOP! I'M IN PAIN! AARGH!! I'm so sorry Mister Felix, but can you please tell me what I did?? I need to learn from my mistakes so that I never repeat them again! OUCHH!! It hurts!!! Please stop! NO0000! Oh no! Must have really upset him! He just went inside for something! Hopefully he went to drink water! That would calm him down right? Wait... He came back with something... I can feel it's warmth from far away? Oh... Now I get it... Mister Felix was angry because I was out in the cold!! He brought a heater to warm me up in the cold!! He is so kind!! Wait, Mister Felix... This is a bit to close... I'd like it if you put the heater a bit farther... OH NO! Mister Felix put the heater on the mechanical device! AAAAAHHHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! IT BURNSSSS! I'M HURT!! I DON'T WANNA DIE! PLEASE!! PLEAE DON'T KILL ME!! PRETTY PLEASE!! PLEASE N!! MISTER FE- The Autobiography of Water Sheep...
Beautiful, Hungry, and Love: Inside The Mind Of Water Sheep
 It had been a while since l'd been stuck
 in the water current. But then I thought
 that mister Felix came to my rescue. He
 would speak in a really loud voice, but I
 never really understood what he meant.
 I'd always assumed he was expressing
 his concerns about me being stuck in a
 water current. But I never thought of that
 as a problem. I've always liked swimming
 and being stuck in the current was never
 a problem. The real problem was the fact
 that there were many scary monsters in
 that area... But mister felix built a fence
 around me which I thought, was to
 protect me. After all, I'd always viewed
 mister Felix as an animal lover, because
 of how much he loved both Joergens
 and Sven. Mister Felix made a grave out
 of GOLD for Joergen... and I always
 thought of him as the sweetest person
 ever. Whenever I got hungry and felt that
 I might die, Mister Felix would come and
 feed me and that made me very happy...
 He also gave me beautiful rainbow wool
 and named me jeb!A couple of days ago
 he put a bell next to the water fence
 house he built for me. I thought that it
 was just a bell to wake me up in the
 morning because Mister Felix was
 concerned about my sleeping habits
 and wanted me to exercise.
 Occasionally, I'd hear Mister
 Felix say the word 'torture', and that
 made me very concerned. I told myself
 "Oh no! I hope nobody is torturing Mister
 Felix... He's the kindest person to have
 ever lived!". So I talked to spider nearby
 and told him to NEVER torture Mister
 Felix
 Right now Mister Felix is coming towards
 me, and he seems angry about
 something... I wish I could help him...
 Wait... he's coming towards ME! I think
 he wants me to help him... oh wait... why
 is he removing my protection fence? Are
 you taking me to your house Mister
 Felix? That's so sweet of you! I love you
 and think of you as my father! Wait...
 What are these machines around me?
 OUCH!! I'M HURT MISTER FELIX! PLEASE
 DON'T HURT ME! I'm sorry if I hurt you,
 I never meant to do anything to you...
 AAAHHH THIS HURTS! PLEASE STOP!
 I'M IN PAIN! AARGH!! I'm so sorry Mister
 Felix, but can you please tell me what I
 did?? I need to learn from my mistakes
 so that I never repeat them again!
 OUCHH!! It hurts!!! Please stop!
 NO0000! Oh no! Must have really upset
 him! He just went inside for something!
 Hopefully he went to drink water! That
 would calm him down right? Wait...
 He came back with something... I can
 feel it's warmth from far away? Oh...
 Now I get it... Mister Felix was angry
 because I was out in the cold!! He
 brought a heater to warm me up in the
 cold!! He is so kind!! Wait, Mister Felix...
 This is a bit to close... I'd like it if you
 put the heater a bit farther... OH NO!
 Mister Felix put the heater on the
 mechanical device! AAAAAHHHHHH!
 IT BURNS! IT BURNS! IT BURNSSSS!
 I'M HURT!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
 PLEASE!! PLEAE DON'T KILL ME!!
 PRETTY PLEASE!! PLEASE N!! MISTER
 FE-
The Autobiography of Water Sheep...

The Autobiography of Water Sheep...