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Smite: HISTORY h What Greek goddess is known for being the most beautiful? zabchan: the-musical-cc: angelrin89: true-king-of-monsters: luxy-lightning: thestrangedaysofkrei: knitmeapony: 28weekslaterhater: knitmeapony: ravenclawslibrary: smurflewis: DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head. And then Iโ€™m just like, โ€œDAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOUโ€™RE HAPPY.โ€ If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. ย Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades wonโ€™t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down. Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but youโ€™ll win Hadesโ€™ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else. I heartily endorse this alternative answer. I love how all of this advice leads to โ€œplease Hades at all costs.โ€ #because Hades really wasnโ€™t that bad No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeusโ€™ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what.ย  ZUESโ€™S THUNDER COCK To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phraseย โ€˜BITCH, FIGHT MEโ€™ reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME
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 What Greek goddess is known for
 being the most beautiful?
zabchan:

the-musical-cc:

angelrin89:

true-king-of-monsters:

luxy-lightning:

thestrangedaysofkrei:

knitmeapony:

28weekslaterhater:

knitmeapony:

ravenclawslibrary:

smurflewis:

DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN

Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.
And then Iโ€™m just like, โ€œDAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOUโ€™RE HAPPY.โ€

If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. ย Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades wonโ€™t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but youโ€™ll win Hadesโ€™ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.

I heartily endorse this alternative answer.

I love how all of this advice leads to โ€œplease Hades at all costs.โ€



#because Hades really wasnโ€™t that bad
No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeusโ€™ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what.ย 

ZUESโ€™S THUNDER COCK

To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phraseย โ€˜BITCH, FIGHT MEโ€™


reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME

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