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Anaconda, Ass, and Bad: 100%-12:12 did-you-kno did you know? On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There's an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn't need toilets because they 'simply relieved themselves where they stood and vanished the evidence. On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There's an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn't need toilets because they 'simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence. Source Source 2 i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell zahnegott fuck this is b a d mutant-aesthetic This reminds me of the huffepuff group masturbation tweets The what? Turtie Feinstein 09 dan JK Rowling Does Hogwarts have sex ed classes? J.K. Rowling rowing Follo MoaningTurtle Unfortunately no. Wizards tend to be a little more conservative with such things (1/3) 4、 다2,835 ★6222 J.K. Rowling Follo MoaningTurtie Of course, like all teens, they eventually figure things out and experiment with their sexuality (2/3) J.K. Rowling Folow MoaningTurtle For example, group masturbation sessions are exceedingly common in the Hogwarts dormitories, particularly Hufflepuff C3/3) 1,833 4,82 Just imagine you're taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd Jinglelangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like "vanish me poopum" and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you duringa fucking test urulokid how do you delete someone elses post crylie I am in tears Joe what the fuck did you make me read This gotta be fake They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty important to the plot too did jk just forget about that? The bathroom where mystle lives (she literally dives into a toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim theres no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel entitled to compensation thebibliosphere lpot to "vanish me poopum" and lost my mind. I've been cry laughing for about five minutes. Source: didyouknowblog.com 205,228 notes fecesious disapperius
Anaconda, Ass, and Bad: 100%-12:12
 did-you-kno
 did you know?
 On the Pottermore website,
 J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop.
 There's an excerpt about the Chamber
 of Secrets that says wizards didn't need
 toilets because they 'simply relieved
 themselves where they stood
 and vanished the evidence.
 On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards
 poop. There's an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that
 says wizards didn't need toilets because they 'simply relieved
 themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.
 Source Source 2
 i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years
 after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to
 make it bad to the point where she said that every character in
 harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit
 vanishing spell
 zahnegott
 fuck this is b a d
 mutant-aesthetic
 This reminds me of the huffepuff group masturbation tweets
 The what?
 Turtie Feinstein
 09 dan
 JK Rowling Does Hogwarts have sex ed classes?
 J.K. Rowling
 rowing
 Follo
 MoaningTurtle Unfortunately no. Wizards tend to be a
 little more conservative with such things (1/3)
 4、
 다2,835
 ★6222
 J.K. Rowling
 Follo
 MoaningTurtie Of course, like all teens, they
 eventually figure things out and experiment with their
 sexuality (2/3)
 J.K. Rowling
 Folow
 MoaningTurtle For example, group masturbation
 sessions are exceedingly common in the Hogwarts
 dormitories, particularly Hufflepuff C3/3)
 1,833 4,82
 Just imagine you're taking a test for potions with Snape and the
 guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest
 slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to
 sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd Jinglelangles
 cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass
 line like "vanish me poopum" and you just gotta live with the
 knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you duringa
 fucking test
 urulokid
 how do you delete someone elses post
 crylie
 I am in tears
 Joe what the fuck did you make me read
 This gotta be fake
 They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty
 important to the plot too did jk just forget about that?
 The bathroom where mystle lives (she literally dives into a
 toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim theres
 no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel
 entitled to compensation
 thebibliosphere
 lpot to "vanish me poopum" and lost my mind. I've been cry
 laughing for about five minutes.
 Source: didyouknowblog.com
 205,228 notes
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Bones, Dumbledore, and Fucking: yehll need a lot more study betore yei gter at eve Hagrid wouldn't let Harry buy a solid gold cauldron, either ( says pewter on yer list), but they got a nice set of scales for weighing potion ingredients and a collapsible brass telescope. fleamontpotter fleamontpotter: fleamontpotter: pansiparknson: fleamontpotter The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that on his desk I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot at once. He had to keep reminding himself that he had five years to go at Hogwarts, and how it would feel to ask the Dursleys for money for spellbooks, to stop himself buying a handsome set of solid gold Gobstones (a wizarding game rather like marbles, in AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY. I'm surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year, he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just fill his arm up with gold instead of bones. NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL HE'S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD 25,088 notes Aurum Protestas Est
Bones, Dumbledore, and Fucking: yehll need a lot more
 study
 betore
 yei
 gter
 at
 eve
 Hagrid wouldn't let Harry buy a solid gold cauldron, either (
 says pewter on yer list), but they got a nice set of scales for
 weighing potion ingredients and a collapsible brass telescope.
 fleamontpotter
 fleamontpotter:
 fleamontpotter:
 pansiparknson:
 fleamontpotter
 The boy has never had anything nice and the second
 he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a
 fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the
 bottom now we here I love him so much
 Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much
 embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his
 first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold
 cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think
 about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that
 on his desk
 I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to
 dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot
 at once. He had to keep reminding himself that he had five years
 to go at Hogwarts, and how it would feel to ask the Dursleys for
 money for spellbooks, to stop himself buying a handsome set of
 solid gold Gobstones (a wizarding game rather like marbles, in
 AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY.
 I'm surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold
 ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or
 when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year,
 he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just
 fill his arm up with gold instead of bones.
 NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL
 HE'S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD
 25,088 notes
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