Ronaldo last night: Three goals.
Messi tonight: Two goals & two assists.
The Earth is 4.5 billion years old and we're lucky enough to be al...
Messi sending two Lyon defenders back to France https://t.co/W03bvC2mOg
When your mum starts following you on social media... 😂😂 https://t.co/Es88TlUd9U
Cristiano Ronaldo always pays his debts. https://t.co/X9P19V1Pq0
Tottenham trying to get in the title race like.. https://t.co/FZtLgR0TCB
Two weeks ago, Tottenham were in the title race.
Now they're looking like they won't even make the top 4. 😂 https://t.co/oJiUsGJGsU
Arsenal fans watching like... https://t.co/JfwmPsk2LR
When you spend 1 billion but still lose to Man United's reserve team https://t.co/z6O8VqmFSc
When you leave Barca to exit Messi's shadow but end up in Lukaku's... https://t.co/ECM27lzzmH
Who do you want as the next permanent manager of Manchester United?
Man Utd fans: https://t.co/pfYSet9SMz
The most satisfying couple of Champions League nights on this history of football. 😂😂😂 https://t.co/HIV9uXKjpF
Fair play to Di Maria, he knew they'd bottle it. https://t.co/jCByFbHPC8
When Man Utd fans ask Ole Gunnar Solskjaer to pull off a Champions League miracle. https://t.co/PWpFgBrqCh
Chris Smalling emptying his pockets when he gets home... https://t.co/qzTdybqNhh
Solskjaer wearing a bib so he can sub himself on to get a last minute winner https://t.co/o7ckbbdNQm
Sacrificing for the greater good
Sergio Ramos picked up an intentional booking during the 89th minute in the first leg to ensure suspension for the second-leg so he would be...
How often has Courtois made a mistake since joining Real Madrid https://t.co/rW6gvHjGzx
Harry Kane has came a long long way since being a professional Wrestler in the 1990s... 😂👏 https://t.co/weN9YXPqWn
I like "walking smallpox blankets" waaaaay better than "anti-vaxxers" and I vote we permanently change their names. Vote in the comment sect...
Mario Balotelli just scored a goal for Marseille and celebrated by going on Instagram Live on the pitch. What a guy 😂😂 https://t.co/rpyTFLCy...
Jurgen Klopp rattled by Everton ballboy sarcastically clapping him 😂😂 https://t.co/ei371NxlhM
1. Liverpool - 54pts
3. Man City - 44pts
1. Man City - 71pts
2. Liverpool - 70pts https://t.co/medfyo5...
Football fans celebrating Liverpool dropping points https://t.co/uHpCFe78ni
*Actually steals again when he leaves for jail
Lukaku under Mourinho vs Lukaku under Solskjaer https://t.co/3ydlrKs8PZ
"This is my f**king playground. You're just renting it" https://t.co/P33EP4dLcT
That heading... 😂😂😂 https://t.co/ZKDBRVpesh
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The only way to stop the FIFTH best player in the world.. 👀 https://t.co/BaOqkHgzgL
Who wants to invest in my new format via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2EoOvN1
So true! 👏😂😂 https://t.co/PeeeVsVHIf
What a professional!
"He left for the money" 😂😂 https://t.co/BvkE389jQ1
Wholesome burglars via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2BUeQBS
What a true Patriot by Xx_onemetaboi_xX
When you try to substitute Kepa in Fantasy Premier League 😂😂😂 https://t.co/phi1onGDOK
Risking yourself to protect others is wholesome
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Kepa when Sarri asked him to come off. https://t.co/WuCkBrdKvZ
Maurizio Sarri to Kepa in the changing room right now. https://t.co/sYbHUcCxBs
Maurizio Sarri right now https://t.co/1AEgMJHlhe
Luke Shaw emptying his pockets when he gets home... https://t.co/p9jbzdi1wc
Man Utd right now https://t.co/u1qAQBQyBg
Pogba in midfield during the 2nd half https://t.co/2hIxs4lfb8
Chelsea's loanees returning to London after the club was hit with a transfer ban... https://t.co/XvLdinsa4b