🅱️ 25+ Best Memes About Southern

Southern: space-pics: The International Space Station was in position to view the umbral shadow cast by the Moon as it moved between the Sun and the Earth during the solar eclipse on March 29, 2006. This astronaut image captures the shadow across southern Turkey, northern Cyprus, and the Mediterranean Sea.

space-pics: The International Space Station was in position to view the umbral shadow cast by the Moon as it moved between the Sun and t...

Southern: southern-slayed: fatale-distraction: captainserenderpity: trek-lover: ithelpstodream: how to tip If you do this get the fuck off my blog Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it. What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it. Thank you…i wish more people knew this

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Southern: Due to the quarantine and nearly no pollution, the pizza plants in southern Italy are finally starting to bloom again!

Due to the quarantine and nearly no pollution, the pizza plants in southern Italy are finally starting to bloom again!

Southern: Due to the quarantine and nearly no pollution, the pizza plants in southern Italy are finally starting to bloom again!

Due to the quarantine and nearly no pollution, the pizza plants in southern Italy are finally starting to bloom again!

Southern: Due to the quarantine and nearly no pollution, the pizza plants in southern Italy are finally starting to bloom again!

Due to the quarantine and nearly no pollution, the pizza plants in southern Italy are finally starting to bloom again!

Southern: everythingfox: “This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent” (Source)

everythingfox: “This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent” (Source)

Southern: systlin: sbsrandomshitblog: patrickat: thyrell: ayellowbirds: scruffsmcgoogle: prettyboyshyflizzy: yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats But they are places to be expected. NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit. That’s an Australian accent. That’s a croc, not a gator—specifically, it’s a big ol’ saltie. The rats don’t sell mixtapes, you’re thinking of pigeons. The rats play acoustic guitar. 4: those things are way older than dinosaurs 5: Australia still has dinosaurs. 6: The dinosaurs won a war with Australia. 7; that victory wasn’t even close

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Southern: bellabucchiotti: Greater Palm Springs - Southern California Road Trip My first stop on the most amazing California road trip is none other than one of the most sunshine-filled places – Greater Palm Springs! This SoCal area is close to the infamous Joshua Tree National Park and home to Indio – hey, Coachella! READ MORE HERE about my trip to Greater Palm Springs and Joshua Tree. You can also follow Bella Bucchiotti on her Blog, Instagram and YouTube!!

bellabucchiotti: Greater Palm Springs - Southern California Road Trip My first stop on the most amazing California road trip is none oth...

Southern: bellabucchiotti: Temecula Valley - Southern California Road Trip Ah, nothing soothes my soul quite like SoCal Wine Country. Temecula Valley is home to hundreds of different vineyards – some renowned from around the globe. Let’s not forget about the hot air balloon rides!?! READ MORE HERE about my road trip to Temecula, California. You can also follow Bella Bucchiotti on her Blog, Instagram and YouTube!! Image: Maurits Bausenhart

bellabucchiotti: Temecula Valley - Southern California Road Trip Ah, nothing soothes my soul quite like SoCal Wine Country. Temecula Va...

Southern: bellabucchiotti: Greater Palm Springs - Southern California Road Trip My first stop on the most amazing California road trip is none other than one of the most sunshine-filled places – Greater Palm Springs! This SoCal area is close to the infamous Joshua Tree National Park and home to Indio – hey, Coachella! READ MORE HERE about my trip to Greater Palm Springs and Joshua Tree. You can also follow Bella Bucchiotti on her Blog, Instagram and YouTube!!

bellabucchiotti: Greater Palm Springs - Southern California Road Trip My first stop on the most amazing California road trip is none oth...

Southern: bellabucchiotti: Temecula Valley - Southern California Road Trip Ah, nothing soothes my soul quite like SoCal Wine Country. Temecula Valley is home to hundreds of different vineyards – some renowned from around the globe. Let’s not forget about the hot air balloon rides!?! READ MORE HERE about my road trip to Temecula, California. You can also follow Bella Bucchiotti on her Blog, Instagram and YouTube!! Image: Maurits Bausenhart

bellabucchiotti: Temecula Valley - Southern California Road Trip Ah, nothing soothes my soul quite like SoCal Wine Country. Temecula Va...

Southern: This is how people in southern Florida get around town Florida

Florida

Southern: This is how people in southern Florida get around town Florida

Florida

Southern: Old white man calls you son PEN Fkev Southern woman calls you honey Black woman calls you sugar British woman calls you love Austrailian calls you cunt WF Kratos calls you boy Boy

Boy

It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

Southern: Old white man calls you son Southern woman calls you honey Black woman calls you sugar British woman calls you love Samuel L Jackson calls you motherfucker *shows ok sign*

*shows ok sign*

Southern: everythingfox: “This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent” (Source)

everythingfox: “This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent” (Source)

Southern: Old white man calls you son Southern woman calls you honey black woman calls you sugar British woman calls you love someone actually calls you I am lonely

I am lonely

Southern: space-pics: ‘NASA’s Juno caputures Jupiter’s southern hemisphere as the spacecraft sped away after a Nov. 3, 2019 close flyby. There’s massive cyclones near Jupiter’s south pole, as well as the chaotic clouds of the folded filamentary region — the area between the orange band and the brownish polar region.’

space-pics: ‘NASA’s Juno caputures Jupiter’s southern hemisphere as the spacecraft sped away after a Nov. 3, 2019 close flyby. There’s m...

Southern: 1 43% ll AT&T LTE 4:42 PM Real David VanHook @BlerdHulk #Stonecold Steve Austin went in. O Thought he was one of you. April Vickery For us it wasn't a sign of hatred or hate or ignorance it's a sign of Southern Pride a pride in who you are where you come from the people who come from the people you know stood for heritage lineage family and pride never stood for hate ever More May 2 3 replies Steve Austin THATS NICE AND ALL BUT IF I RECALL IT DONT MATTER WHAT IT MEANS TO YOU BECAUSE TO AFRICAN AMERICANS EVERYWHERE ITS A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION, HATRED AND INEQUALITY SO YOUR LITTLE "HERITAGE NOT HATE" STORY DONT MEAN SHIT BECAUSE YOUR STUPID LITTLE "HERITAGE" WAS BUILT ON THE BACKS OF SLAVES AND IDENTIFYING WITH THAT KINDA SORTA DEFINITELY MAKES YOU TRASH IN THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE'S EYES. SO YOU CAN CONTINUE TO SPEW YOUR BULLSHIT BUT JUST KNOW THAT NONE OF US CARE YA DUMB RACIST SUMBITCH AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE 54 More May 2 4:42 PM · 7/30/19 · Twitter for iPhone li View Tweet activity Add another Tweet

Southern: Old white man calls you son Southern woman calls you honey Black woman calls you sugar British woman calls you love Austrailian calls you cunt WF Looks like you’re in need of an Ed. U. Cation.

Looks like you’re in need of an Ed. U. Cation.

Southern: Disney Lets Man With Terminal Illness See New 'Star Wars' Film Before Official Release The patient even got to see it before actor Mark Hamill, who stars in the movie. 11/30/2019 07:00 AM EST By Lee Moran 0:00 -0:55 The Walt Disney Co. held a special screening of its upcoming “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" movie on Friday for a man with a terminal illness who wanted to see the film before he dies. The man and his young son got to watch the film ahead of its official Dec. 20 release date after staff at Rowans Hospice in Purbrook, southern Eng- land – where the man is a patient started a Twitter campaign be- cause "time is not on his side." Rowans Hospice @RowansHospice Yay Disney….. they did good….

Yay Disney….. they did good….

Southern: Old white man calls you son Southern woman calls you honey Black woman calls you sugar British woman calls you love Austrailian calls you cunt Cirirebreake Russian calls you comrade Black guy calls you n-word So wholesome by Firebreake MORE MEMES

So wholesome by Firebreake MORE MEMES

Southern: Tanjiro Kamado @shellystrick4L When I start posting photos like this just know I found a southern belle that got a rich father with old slave Owner money to pay off ALL my debts KC X 9:04 PM 10/9/19 from Georgia, USA Twitter for iPhone

Southern: 12 FEC 32 2 GEORGIA SOUTHERN FGCU 2-7 4:04 66 53 4-3 0:11 2nd FOULS BONUS BONUS FOULS: 9 💀 Elijah McCadden With Authority! https://t.co/HQaySZGXV4

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Southern: Wnat ages do you work with? Pre k-12 Quite the range. Is that Zion in your photo? Yes it is I've never been there, but it's definitely high on my list. My one trip to Southern Utah was incredible. Anywhere you haven't been you'd particularly like to go? South America Very cool, what interests you about down there? Beautiful mountains You should check out the Atacama Desert too, it's the driest place in the world. Probably on par with this conversation. Туре a message... Aa Send GIF Beautiful Mountains

Beautiful Mountains

Southern: AJ+ Aj @ajplus Estrella Vazquez is the 1st Indigenous muxe to be featured on the cover of Vogue Muxes are a 3rd gender recognized by Zapotec Indigenous communities in southern Mexico, where historically they faced anti-gay and anti-trans bigotry. Vazquez says the cover is a "huge step." AIENO Vogue Mex y Latam@VogueMexico Nov 18 #MUXE ' Naa : Érase una vez una tierra llena de magia, filigranas en oro e iguanas, en la que la cálida brisa aún susurra LEYENDAS al oído de los transeúntes. Desde tiempos INMEMORIALES, comienza la historia del tercer género y llega a la PORTADA de @voguemexico, Diciembre 2019. Por Tim Walker endangered-justice-seeker:Hell yes

endangered-justice-seeker:Hell yes

Southern: CVTAL THES CVTAC thesociallyanxioussociopath: Summer timeSo, summer is here and I’m cowardly escaping to the southern hemisphere to enjoy some austral winter ~ pretty sure it’s still gonna be hot af thoIt’s been a long time since I haven’t drawn our First Order trio ! A lot of fun as always I hope you guys have a great summer time !

thesociallyanxioussociopath: Summer timeSo, summer is here and I’m cowardly escaping to the southern hemisphere to enjoy some austral wi...

Southern: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COrMPLETE, LABELEDN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? NO INDEPENDENT CANADA US TERRITORY OF ALASKA TOKYO ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? START DOES THE SOVET UNION EXIST? CONSTANTINOPLE NETHERSTANBUL THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE? 15 MOST OF WEST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI YES 1805 OR EARUER (BEFORE THIS POINT THE MODERN IDEAOF ACOMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THEWORLD GETS HARD TOAPPLY ARABIA? THE SOVIET UNION? NO ZAIRE? OR HONG KONG (UK DOES THE OTTOMAN 1922-1932 YES EPIRE EXIST? SOUTH AFRICA? NO YES HOW MANY VIETNAMS ARE THERE? 992-96 AUSTRIA HUNGARY? NORTH KOREA? SAINT TRIMBLES ISLAND SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE.. ONE COUNTRY TO COUNTRIES NOT IS JAN MAYEN PART OF THE KINGDOMOF NORUAY? THE UNITED STATES? NO YES HOU SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP IS IN ENGLISH? WHAT? PAKISTAN? BANGLADESH? YES NOIMADE THAT ONE UP LENINGRAD? NOYES 1919-23 1124-29 HOU MANY SUDANS ARE THERE? RHODESIA? EAST TIMOR? NO YES 972-75 ALBANIA? CAN YOU SEE THE FAMIUAR CONTINENTS? NO YES 1910-12 1915-18 1997-2001 2002-06 TEXAS IS.. PARTOF MEXICO INDEPEN-THE US DENT 834-45 2007- HOW MANY GERMANYS ARE THERE? TUO CAMBODIA? PARTOF THIS SOUNDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR SATELLITE PHOTO "COLORADO OR "DANGER-RADIOACTIVE EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? DANGER YES ONE ONE, BUT ITS HUGE 1941-45 IS CRIMEA DISPUTED? ISNORUAY PART OF SUEDEN? YES 18%-1905 1906-09 h-9h6l YES, THATS IT ERITREA IS PARTOF.. EHОРА 1952-53 FLORIDA IS PARTOF.. COLORADO 204-2 PERSIA OR IRAN? 2012-13 RIVERS SIRION OR ANDUIN? ITALY SPAIN THE US RAN PERSIA DOES THE UARNING MENTION THE SPIDERS? IS LAKE CHAD MISSING? 1935-40 1930-34 IS BOLIVIA LANDLOCKED? JIMMY CARTER IS. BENGATTACKED BY A T FINE GANT SUMING RPESIT APRIL 20 1979 VENEZUELA ANDOR ECUADOR? NO YES 1818-29 1830-33 THE UNITED ARAB REPUBLIC? NO 1954-57 1958-60 PARAGUAY? CANADA IS.. MISSING FINE A PIECE 1948 YES 1806-10 18-17 2023 ORLATER 2022 CAIR PARAVEL? 1884-95 THE SINAI IS PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELT MOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPT EGYPT 1980 IS THE ARAL SEA MISSING? 15 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIA. TANGANYIKA 1961-64 MOSSFLOUER? MORDOR? BUDA AND PEST OR BUDAPEST? 1981 1976-79 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? TANZANIA BRITISH 1965-71 960 1970s-90s 20O0st REDUALL WHATS THE CAPITALOF MICRONESIA? KOLONIA BUDA AND BUDAPEST PEST PAUKIR 1873-83 1858-67 IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OF A TURTUE? NO DISCWORLD THE TOUN ON 1-25 BETUEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS.. HOT SPRINGS TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES 1868-72 NOMENOR? YES NO LATE SECOND AGE BELERIAND? REPUBLIC OF THE UPPER VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? THE USS SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS. WEIRD FIRST EARLY AGE SECOND AGE NORMAL 854-56 1948-49 1950-52 UPPER VOLTA BURKNA FASO 1982-84 846-53 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? CALORMEN? 1985-88 THE FOREST EASTOF THE MISTY MOUNTAINS IS.. IS IT TRYING HOU FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? THE MISSISSIPPINEBRASKA 1830s-80s (NUMBER OF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OF GERTMANYS) FOUR 1989-EARLY 1990 TO BITE YOU? ? INDIANA UNAT PRAIRIES? GREENJOODI MRKJOOD THE GREAT EARLY THIRD AGE THE UOOD OF GREENLEAVES THREE MID-1990 BEFORE 1830 LATE THIRD AGE FOURTH AGE LATE1990-199 DID YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF? WEIRD RECURSIVE HEAVEN? 15 THERE A BIG LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA? (CREATED BY MISTAKE) I5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF GHANA? (CREATED ON PURPOSE) NO 1920s-505 LOTTA 1SLANDS? IF YOU LET IT GO UHAT DOES IT DO? I5 IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? YES TUBA STAPLER THE SAME BERUNA FORDBRIDGE HISSES AND RUNS AWAY CAT SCREECHES AND FLAPS ARDUND THE ROOn BREAKING THINGE5 YES ONE OF THE THE RANDOM LAST LATER BOOKS BATE NO YES ABOUT ITS VERY NICE. THANK YOU RELION PRINCE UEHE CASPIAN WARDROBE DALIN TREACER YES SEAGULL BREADBOX 1860s-1900s 1960s-70s 1910s land-of-maps: this helps a lot

land-of-maps: this helps a lot

Southern: C-Josep M. Drudis, 2019. space-pics: NGC 3572 and the Southern Tadpoles

space-pics: NGC 3572 and the Southern Tadpoles

Southern: TH ME 0L468026 D Secretar the Treasury SERIES 2013 Se Amount: 60.43 Am TIP TAXATION IS THEFT +T =TOTAL I agree to pay the above total amount pursuant 1 to the card issuer aareepen faceinyoladyparts: southern-slayed: fatale-distraction: captainserenderpity: trek-lover: ithelpstodream: how to tip If you do this get the fuck off my blog Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it. What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it. Thank you…i wish more people knew this So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!

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Southern: Armed suspect robs convenience store, gets shot by every customer inside Live Leak [Laughs in Americanj Southern hospitality

Southern hospitality

Southern: MY MUST LIST LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA He stars as an aeronaut on HBO's His Dark Materials, is at work on movie adaptations of Jonathan Larson's tick, tick...BOOM! and his own In the Heights, is enjoying the success of his latest Broadway undertaking, Freestyle Love Supreme, and gives us daily pep talks on Twitter. But the mega-multitasker still found time to tell EW about a few of the things he really, really loves. TV What We Do in the Shadows (FX) I just binged. It is so genius. The history of incredibly brilliant movies to TV spin-offs is alarmingly poor. They don't usually stick the landing, but I think it's because it's [director Taika Waititi] and the original team, it's just a brilliant expansion of the conceit of the movie. MOVIE Cabaret It's a master class in how to translate the essence of something from stage to screen without literally translating it. The show is really different from the movie, but no one's mad at that movie, because it's brilliant, and that's the toughest act to follow. We're golng for it with In the Heights. I'm going for it with tick, tick...B0OM! I have a lot of projects, so Cabaret is a big source material for inspiration. STAGE Octet This Off Broadway show by Dave Malloy, the com- poser of Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812, was the last thing I saw that really knocked my socks off. It's a com- pletely a cappella musical about internet addiction. My wife, who Is a tough audience when it comes to musicals, it was her favorite thing she saw all year. MUSIC Judee Sill The podcast Wonderful, by my friend Griffin McElroy, turned me on to this song- writer from the early '70s. She doesn't have a lot-it's, Wke, two albums and a posthumous album, Just Tke [rapper] Big Pun-but m devouring it because it's like this Southern Joni Mitchell voice that I've never heard. It's gorgeous. HERE BOR IT BOOK Here for It R. Eric Thomas, a Baltimore-bred writer and playwright, is one of my favorite writers. I look forward to his columns every day. His first mem- oir, Here for it [out Feb. 18, 2020], is like if David Sedarls was completely steeped In pop culture Instead of living some- where far away writing about it. It's like pop cul- ture-obsessed, Sedarls- level laugh-out-loud funny BONUS Mister Rogers Neighborhood Can I make a request from the uni- verse? I've watched my children fall In love with Mister Rogers, but I can only find it on demand once a week. It's crazy. They fell In love with it via Daniel Tiger. When they watch, they feel like they're watching Daniel origin stories. But I'd like more, please, because it makes my kids very calm and kind.-As told to Sarah Rodman PHOTOGRAPH BY ERIC RAY DAVIDSON EW COM Oh baby, @EW let me do a Must List! None of this will be a surprise to YOU, but mentions include @TaikaWaititi, @oureric, Griffy & @rachelcmcelroy’s Wonderful!, Judee Sill, Liza Minnelli, @dave_malloy, Daniel Tiger... https://t.co/4PEFEmIGuh

Oh baby, @EW let me do a Must List! None of this will be a surprise to YOU, but mentions include @TaikaWaititi, @oureric, Griffy & @r...

Southern: 6:03 78 D N GH Shaniqua 28 i College of Southern Nevada 7 miles away X Good night…

Good night…

Southern: When you eat her ass then she flip you over to eat yours visiting SamsU n the playoffs, but that gained flatter after tight end John Car only 111 through three quarters son was carted off with a head at Soldier Field, where Seattle injury in the first quarter follow managed a 23-20 vietory in Octo- ing a nasty spill; Carlson landed ber The Seahawks points all on the side of his helmet and his eame with the outeome decided advanced in the playoffs, be their final record was hard what they had in mind whe they hired Carroll away fro Southern California shoulder, but had movement in Jets Patriots jumphead goes herey barllskdjf fkdasd fg asdf JETS from D- the Jets are a Super Bowl-caliber say right now" Tomlinson team, and has irritated fans and "What an unbelievable w opposing players with his bold our team." following a week of verbal potahots remarks. Last week he said the After Greene scored the he nut the https://t.co/1qjgno0DU7

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Southern: My school sent out a warning about cougar sightings & some kid replied this to the entire school Gregory M. Perkinson, RA Vice President for Finance arid Administration John Stevenson J so Southern OREGON UNIVERSITY 1250 Siskiyou BlvdAshland OR 97520 to AlStudents Apr5 View details Students, Faculty and Staff We live in and work in a beautiful valley: and if you haven't already heard, please be aware cougars have been seen recently in and around Ashland. Office: 541-552-6319 Cell: 703-674-7056 The hyperlink below has some great information about cougars...and how to keep yourself, your family and pets safe. If you see a cougar, please call 911. http://weww.dfw.state.or.us/wi clifeniving withidocs/CougarBroch.ndf Student Email Greg to John, AllStudents 6:33 AM View details That's just my mom Gregory M.Perkinson, RA

Southern: A drugged driver crashed his car into the second floor of a Southern California dental office today Esme @livestrongfree RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR? I AM ABSOUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! and ginny, dear, congratulations on making it into gryffindor Oh and Ginny dear. Congratulations on making it into gryffindor your father and I are so proud of you!

Oh and Ginny dear. Congratulations on making it into gryffindor your father and I are so proud of you!

Southern: Ziwe @ziwe 1d lucifer, satan, and the holy shithead わ44 다 931 2,414 The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan Replying to @ziwe Southern Baptist, Presbyteriar, Catholic. We're done taking the blame for others. 2:57 PM 27 Jun 17 captain-snark: afro-lacefront: nico-incognito: ‘Ol Lucy fell because he saw humanity and was like ‘umm fuck these guys?’ and honestly? mood.

captain-snark: afro-lacefront: nico-incognito: ‘Ol Lucy fell because he saw humanity and was like ‘umm fuck these guys?’ and honestly?...

Southern: Christian Right Watch Texas Baptist pastor who advocated executing women for abortion faces child sexual assault charges awed-frog: “Stephen Bratton, a 43-year-old recently former Southern Baptist pastor in Cypress Station, Texas, has been charged with repeatedly sexually assaulting a teenage relative over several years.” Execute him for the irony

awed-frog: “Stephen Bratton, a 43-year-old recently former Southern Baptist pastor in Cypress Station, Texas, has been charged with re...

Southern: gramp 2020 MANCHESTER, NH THURSDAY DOL LDE ERICA President Trump 9020 FRANK DAWSON PRESIDENT TRUMP SUPPORTER AMERICA'S ELECTION HO 2020 FTRANSPORTING IRANIAN OIL TO SYRIA IN VIOLATION OF EUROPEAN SANCTIONS.... U.S. SANCTIONS A NEWS channel Trump makes fun of Southern accents and they love him for it. Trump calls one of his supporters fat and the guy goes on Fox to say it's all good. Is the secret to trumpism just low self-esteem? @AdamParkhomenko

Southern: Lauren Devine @laureenmarie_ My school sent out a warning about cougar sightings & some kid replied this to the entire school [All Students] Cougar siting in the Ashland area -be aware and be safe Inbox John Stevenson to AllStudents Apr 6 View details Students, Faculty and Staff, We live in and work in a beautiful valley; and if you haven't already heard, please be aware cougars have been seen recently in and around Ashland. The hyperlink below has some great information about cougars...and how to keep yourself, your family and pets safe. If you see a cougar, please call 911 http://www.dfw.state.or.us/wi dlife/living_with/docs/CougarBroch.pdf Greg Gregory M. Perkinson, RA Vice President for Finance and Administration SO Southern OREGON UUNIVERSITY 1250 Siskiyou Blvd,Ashland OR 97520 Student Email to John, AllStudents 6:33 AM View details That's just my mom Reply Reply all Forward c-bassmeow:ivuoyibhl cuovypbo;k vhgvi;obpupyiogukj

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Southern: Brooke Thomas @BrookeOnAir Wow! She called the tour guide "radical" for being honest about the horrors of slavery... on a plantation tour. People who go to plantations for a fun giggly time, get married on them etc-- you're weird. saira rao @sairasameerarao Aug 7 This is how decent white people who tell the truth about slavery on plantations are reviewed by white people. 4 weeks ago My husband and I were extremely disappointed in this tour. We didn't come to hear a lecture on how the white people treated slaves, we came to get this history of a southern plantation and get a tour of the house and grounds. The tour guide was so radical about slave treatment we felt we were being lectured and bashed about the slavery. My ancestors were from Sicily, never owned slaves, and my husbands were German. and none of his ever owned slaves. I 9:03 AM Aug 8, 2019 Twitter for iPhone Reality= Hate Speech by MrScaradolfHisFace MORE MEMES

Reality= Hate Speech by MrScaradolfHisFace MORE MEMES

Southern: saira rao @sairasameerarao This is how decent white people who tell the truth about slavery on plantations are reviewed by white people. 4 weeks ago My husband and I were extremely disappointed in this tour. We didn't come to hear a lecture on how the white people treated slaves, we came to get this history of a southern plantation and get a tour of the house and grounds. The tour guide was so radical about slave treatment we felt we were being lectured and bashed about the slavery. My ancestors were from Sicily, never owned slaves, and my husbands were German, and none of his ever owned slaves. I am by far not a racist or against all Americans having equal rights but this was my vacation and now we are crossing all plantation tours off our list, it was just not what we expected. 'll go back to Louisiana and see some real plantations that are so much more enjoyable to tour. Kenjon Burner @Kenjon4Pres Replying to @sairasameerarao "I went to the Holocaust museum and they wouldn't stop harping on how bad the Nazis were!" 9:05 PM Aug 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 275 Retweets 3.5K Likes niggazinmoscow: While black people are practically weeping during plantation tours, this woman is looking for an enjoyable plantation tour

niggazinmoscow: While black people are practically weeping during plantation tours, this woman is looking for an enjoyable plantation tour

Southern: spitandvinegar New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up -that man really salts my melon! you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken - a louse will live on any head it lands on don't put down a salt lick and say you ain't got COWS -there's a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell's too big - like digging a pond and hoping for ducks faedex This was supposed to be a joke and all but as a southerner, these still make sense. New Southern Quotes

New Southern Quotes

Southern: LTE 12:32 Bryan Pick one 1 Cheesy pickup line. Random fact. Fun fact about me. ALL OF THE ABOVE Oof ok I'll roll this up... YES I'M SO HYPED Are you a book about penguin facts? Cause l'd love to sit down with you for coffee and learn that all 17 species of pen- guin are in the southern hemi- sphere, explaining why I never saw any growing up in Japan. AMAZING Type a message... GIF O Am I legally obligated to marry him now?

Am I legally obligated to marry him now?

Southern: English Pronunciation If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90 % of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. FeOffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches,breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surp Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. plait, promise, pal. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye,I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie. Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bas. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation (think of Psyche!) Is a paling stout and spikey? Won't it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough, Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!! you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz: Excellent English Pronunciation Poem

lolzandtrollz: Excellent English Pronunciation Poem

Southern: l AT&T LTE 1 43% 4:42 PM Real David VanHook @BlerdHulk 7 #Stonecold Steve Austin went in. Thought he was one of you. April Vickery For us it wasn't a sign of hatred or hate or ignorance it's a sign of Southern Pride a pride in who you are where you come from the people who come from the people you know stood for heritage lineage family and pride never stood for hate ever More May 2 3 replies Steve Austin THATS NICE AND ALL BUT IF I RECALL IT DONT MATTER WHAT IT MEANS TO YOU BECAUSE TO AFRICAN AMERICANS EVERYWHERE ITS A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION, HATRED AND INEQUALITY SO YOUR LITTLE "HERITAGE NOT HATE STORY DONT MEAN SHIT BECAUSE YOUR STUPID LITTLE "HERITAGE WAS BUILT ON THE BACKS OF SLAVES AND IDENTIFYING WITH THAT KINDA SORTA DEFINITELY MAKES YOU TRASH IN THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE'S EYES. SO YOU CAN CONTINUE TO SPEW YOUR BULLSHIT BUT JUST KNOW THAT NONE OF US CARE YA DUMB RACIST SUMBITCH AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE 54-More-May 2 4:42 PM 7/30/19 Twitter for iPhone lView Tweet activitv Add another Tweet What kind of beer does Stone Cold drinks? I’ll send him a six. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

What kind of beer does Stone Cold drinks? I’ll send him a six. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Southern: l AT&T LTE 1 43% 4:42 PM Real David VanHook @BlerdHulk 7 #Stonecold Steve Austin went in. Thought he was one of you. April Vickery For us it wasn't a sign of hatred or hate or ignorance it's a sign of Southern Pride a pride in who you are where you come from the people who come from the people you know stood for heritage lineage family and pride never stood for hate ever More May 2 3 replies Steve Austin THATS NICE AND ALL BUT IF I RECALL IT DONT MATTER WHAT IT MEANS TO YOU BECAUSE TO AFRICAN AMERICANS EVERYWHERE ITS A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION, HATRED AND INEQUALITY SO YOUR LITTLE "HERITAGE NOT HATE STORY DONT MEAN SHIT BECAUSE YOUR STUPID LITTLE "HERITAGE WAS BUILT ON THE BACKS OF SLAVES AND IDENTIFYING WITH THAT KINDA SORTA DEFINITELY MAKES YOU TRASH IN THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE'S EYES. SO YOU CAN CONTINUE TO SPEW YOUR BULLSHIT BUT JUST KNOW THAT NONE OF US CARE YA DUMB RACIST SUMBITCH AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE 54-More-May 2 4:42 PM 7/30/19 Twitter for iPhone lView Tweet activitv Add another Tweet What kind of beer does Stone Cold drinks? I’ll send him a six. by dman71215 MORE MEMES

What kind of beer does Stone Cold drinks? I’ll send him a six. by dman71215 MORE MEMES

Southern: l AT&T LTE 1 43% 4:42 PM Real David VanHook @BlerdHulk 7 #Stonecold Steve Austin went in. Thought he was one of you. April Vickery For us it wasn't a sign of hatred or hate or ignorance it's a sign of Southern Pride a pride in who you are where you come from the people who come from the people you know stood for heritage lineage family and pride never stood for hate ever More May 2 3 replies Steve Austin THATS NICE AND ALL BUT IF I RECALL IT DONT MATTER WHAT IT MEANS TO YOU BECAUSE TO AFRICAN AMERICANS EVERYWHERE ITS A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION, HATRED AND INEQUALITY SO YOUR LITTLE "HERITAGE NOT HATE STORY DONT MEAN SHIT BECAUSE YOUR STUPID LITTLE "HERITAGE WAS BUILT ON THE BACKS OF SLAVES AND IDENTIFYING WITH THAT KINDA SORTA DEFINITELY MAKES YOU TRASH IN THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE'S EYES. SO YOU CAN CONTINUE TO SPEW YOUR BULLSHIT BUT JUST KNOW THAT NONE OF US CARE YA DUMB RACIST SUMBITCH AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE 54-More-May 2 4:42 PM 7/30/19 Twitter for iPhone lView Tweet activitv Add another Tweet What kind of beer does Stone Cold drinks? I’ll send him a six.

What kind of beer does Stone Cold drinks? I’ll send him a six.

Southern: l AT&T LTE 1 43% 4:42 PM Real David VanHook @BlerdHulk 7 #Stonecold Steve Austin went in. Thought he was one of you. April Vickery For us it wasn't a sign of hatred or hate or ignorance it's a sign of Southern Pride a pride in who you are where you come from the people who come from the people you know stood for heritage lineage family and pride never stood for hate ever More May 2 3 replies Steve Austin THATS NICE AND ALL BUT IF I RECALL IT DONT MATTER WHAT IT MEANS TO YOU BECAUSE TO AFRICAN AMERICANS EVERYWHERE ITS A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION, HATRED AND INEQUALITY SO YOUR LITTLE "HERITAGE NOT HATE STORY DONT MEAN SHIT BECAUSE YOUR STUPID LITTLE "HERITAGE WAS BUILT ON THE BACKS OF SLAVES AND IDENTIFYING WITH THAT KINDA SORTA DEFINITELY MAKES YOU TRASH IN THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE'S EYES. SO YOU CAN CONTINUE TO SPEW YOUR BULLSHIT BUT JUST KNOW THAT NONE OF US CARE YA DUMB RACIST SUMBITCH AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE 54-More-May 2 4:42 PM 7/30/19 Twitter for iPhone lView Tweet activitv Add another Tweet What kind of beer does Stone Cold drinks? I’ll send him a six.

What kind of beer does Stone Cold drinks? I’ll send him a six.

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