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Bless Up, Boo, and Cheetos: Walter running for his daily swim One of my followers commented: โ€œwhy do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them ๐Ÿ˜Š.โ€ See this raise a very important issue about women and that is, if she love u, she gon find nasty things endearing, whereas if she donโ€™t fvck with u no more, she gon find nasty things HELLA NASTY. Case in point... 1) Fritos that smell like Fritos = yummy ๐Ÿ˜‚. Donโ€™t let nobody tell u different. When u was a kid and u seen them little bags with the yellow and maroon package boy it was on like all type of donkey kong. Deerishis. (2) Dog paws that smell like Fritos = bueno! Cโ€™mon now if a dog stink a lil bit thatโ€™s expected. He a animal. He ain always gon smell like rosebuds. (3) Humans that smell like Fritos = IT DEPEND ๐Ÿ˜‚. Bruv u give a girl that soul-snatching, Nani wall chakra realigning, organ rearranging deep Pipington? Where the stomach end up where a lung should be and her liver trade places with her kidney bruv? Then it donโ€™t matter no more. U could smell like Fritos. Cheetos. Bruv u could smell like a 17 lb slab of aged Camembert cheese on it, it donโ€™t matter. She gon be texting her friend the next day (with a pack of iced peas on her Nani because she canโ€™t move ๐Ÿ˜Š) talmbout โ€œGURRRRRL. WHY THIS MAN TAKE HIS DRAWLS OFF LAST NIGHT AND THE WHOLE ROOM SMELL LIKE FRITOS ๐Ÿ˜‚ lmaooo ๐Ÿ˜‚ Nah but he coming over again tonight doe ๐Ÿ˜† we in the middle of a Seinfeld marathon. We bout to get to the episode where Costanza rock the big a$$ down coat u remember that one? Anyway girl lemme holla at u AYE like my last pic if u donโ€™t mind bye boo!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ But let that lil situationship end bruv? Oh now he ainโ€™t cute at all. โ€œGIRL I AM DONE WITH THAT MAN. CANโ€™T RETURN A TEXT. DONโ€™T CLIP HIS FINGERNAILS. STANKY SMELLIN A$$, I AM DONE.โ€ But her friend ainโ€™t getting them texts. Nope. Because her โ€˜friendโ€™ is at Mr. Fritoโ€™s crib, putting toilet paper around the toilet bowl so she can pee bc his place filthy ๐Ÿ˜‚. But see thatโ€™s when she knew the pipe game was beyond exquisite bc nobody would find frito smell cute unless dude was going Ham and Bananington on the Nani so she went to see for herself and now she supporting dude and paying his cell phone bill ๐Ÿ˜Š. Yโ€™all be safe now! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bless Up, Boo, and Cheetos: Walter running for his daily swim
One of my followers commented: โ€œwhy do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them ๐Ÿ˜Š.โ€ See this raise a very important issue about women and that is, if she love u, she gon find nasty things endearing, whereas if she donโ€™t fvck with u no more, she gon find nasty things HELLA NASTY. Case in point... 1) Fritos that smell like Fritos = yummy ๐Ÿ˜‚. Donโ€™t let nobody tell u different. When u was a kid and u seen them little bags with the yellow and maroon package boy it was on like all type of donkey kong. Deerishis. (2) Dog paws that smell like Fritos = bueno! Cโ€™mon now if a dog stink a lil bit thatโ€™s expected. He a animal. He ain always gon smell like rosebuds. (3) Humans that smell like Fritos = IT DEPEND ๐Ÿ˜‚. Bruv u give a girl that soul-snatching, Nani wall chakra realigning, organ rearranging deep Pipington? Where the stomach end up where a lung should be and her liver trade places with her kidney bruv? Then it donโ€™t matter no more. U could smell like Fritos. Cheetos. Bruv u could smell like a 17 lb slab of aged Camembert cheese on it, it donโ€™t matter. She gon be texting her friend the next day (with a pack of iced peas on her Nani because she canโ€™t move ๐Ÿ˜Š) talmbout โ€œGURRRRRL. WHY THIS MAN TAKE HIS DRAWLS OFF LAST NIGHT AND THE WHOLE ROOM SMELL LIKE FRITOS ๐Ÿ˜‚ lmaooo ๐Ÿ˜‚ Nah but he coming over again tonight doe ๐Ÿ˜† we in the middle of a Seinfeld marathon. We bout to get to the episode where Costanza rock the big a$$ down coat u remember that one? Anyway girl lemme holla at u AYE like my last pic if u donโ€™t mind bye boo!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ But let that lil situationship end bruv? Oh now he ainโ€™t cute at all. โ€œGIRL I AM DONE WITH THAT MAN. CANโ€™T RETURN A TEXT. DONโ€™T CLIP HIS FINGERNAILS. STANKY SMELLIN A$$, I AM DONE.โ€ But her friend ainโ€™t getting them texts. Nope. Because her โ€˜friendโ€™ is at Mr. Fritoโ€™s crib, putting toilet paper around the toilet bowl so she can pee bc his place filthy ๐Ÿ˜‚. But see thatโ€™s when she knew the pipe game was beyond exquisite bc nobody would find frito smell cute unless dude was going Ham and Bananington on the Nani so she went to see for herself and now she supporting dude and paying his cell phone bill ๐Ÿ˜Š. Yโ€™all be safe now! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

One of my followers commented: โ€œwhy do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them ๐Ÿ˜Š.โ€ See this raise a very important issue about women a...

Alive, Amazon, and Amazon Prime: Just checking if my dog is still alive in his blanket pile. Confirmed So my homies been ragging on me for STILL not having watched The Wire and itโ€™s free to stream on amazon prime now so I said fuggit I need something to watch on the stair-master anyway leh go. Bruh...BRUH! They got the priest from Walking Dead playing a COP?! They got Telly from the movie Kids ... the one with the speech impediment who was infecting girls โ˜น๏ธ ... as a dope fiend? AND THEY GOT KILLMONGER FROM THE BLACK MF PENTHA AS A WEE LAD IN BRAIDS SERVING DRUG FIENDS!?! NAWWWW ๐Ÿ˜‚. MICHAEL B JORDAN WE KNEW U BEFORE THE WHITE GIRL-ONLY PARTIES IN ITALY BRUV ๐Ÿ˜‚ WE KNEW U FROM YA NOKIA FLIP PHONE DAYS ๐Ÿ˜ฉ TEXTING KEKE FROM ON-SET LIKE โ€œluv u <3 booโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ CORNROWS AND TRIPLE XL SIZE BOMBER JACKET, BARELY ANY FACIAL HAIR ON THAT SOFT A$$ LIL BABY FACE, WE SEENT U ๐Ÿ˜‚ DONT WORRY FAM, KEKE STILL LOVE U - KAYBEE STILL RIDING - THEY DOWN FOR U ALWAYS - BUT U BETTER COME BACK HOME BROTHER BEFORE U HECK AROUND AND GET REPLACEDT - THEYโ€™LL GRAB HOMEBOY FROM โ€œGET OUTโ€ AND MAKE HIM THE NEW KILLMONGER LIKE THEY DID AUNT VIV ON FRESH PRINCE IF U DONT CHILL - FANS WATCHING BLEK PENTHA 2 AND SEE DUDE FROM GET OUT LIKE โ€œO ELLO AUNTIE, CHEERIO!โ€ (in a half British accent ๐Ÿ˜‚). (It donโ€™t matter that he already play the role of Wโ€™Kabi. Hollywood gon do brothers wrong REGARDLESS LMAOOO.) AND FANS LIKE โ€what? Eh?โ€ YES. U REPLACEABLE ๐Ÿคจ. HOMEBOY PROLLY GROWING OUT HIS DREDS AS WE SPEAK ๐Ÿ˜‚ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐Ÿ“น: reddit u-brauxpas)
Alive, Amazon, and Amazon Prime: Just checking if my dog is still alive in his
 blanket pile. Confirmed
So my homies been ragging on me for STILL not having watched The Wire and itโ€™s free to stream on amazon prime now so I said fuggit I need something to watch on the stair-master anyway leh go. Bruh...BRUH! They got the priest from Walking Dead playing a COP?! They got Telly from the movie Kids ... the one with the speech impediment who was infecting girls โ˜น๏ธ ... as a dope fiend? AND THEY GOT KILLMONGER FROM THE BLACK MF PENTHA AS A WEE LAD IN BRAIDS SERVING DRUG FIENDS!?! NAWWWW ๐Ÿ˜‚. MICHAEL B JORDAN WE KNEW U BEFORE THE WHITE GIRL-ONLY PARTIES IN ITALY BRUV ๐Ÿ˜‚ WE KNEW U FROM YA NOKIA FLIP PHONE DAYS ๐Ÿ˜ฉ TEXTING KEKE FROM ON-SET LIKE โ€œluv u <3 booโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ CORNROWS AND TRIPLE XL SIZE BOMBER JACKET, BARELY ANY FACIAL HAIR ON THAT SOFT A$$ LIL BABY FACE, WE SEENT U ๐Ÿ˜‚ DONT WORRY FAM, KEKE STILL LOVE U - KAYBEE STILL RIDING - THEY DOWN FOR U ALWAYS - BUT U BETTER COME BACK HOME BROTHER BEFORE U HECK AROUND AND GET REPLACEDT - THEYโ€™LL GRAB HOMEBOY FROM โ€œGET OUTโ€ AND MAKE HIM THE NEW KILLMONGER LIKE THEY DID AUNT VIV ON FRESH PRINCE IF U DONT CHILL - FANS WATCHING BLEK PENTHA 2 AND SEE DUDE FROM GET OUT LIKE โ€œO ELLO AUNTIE, CHEERIO!โ€ (in a half British accent ๐Ÿ˜‚). (It donโ€™t matter that he already play the role of Wโ€™Kabi. Hollywood gon do brothers wrong REGARDLESS LMAOOO.) AND FANS LIKE โ€what? Eh?โ€ YES. U REPLACEABLE ๐Ÿคจ. HOMEBOY PROLLY GROWING OUT HIS DREDS AS WE SPEAK ๐Ÿ˜‚ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐Ÿ“น: reddit u-brauxpas)

So my homies been ragging on me for STILL not having watched The Wire and itโ€™s free to stream on amazon prime now so I said fuggit I need so...