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store: Don’t get your mask from a thrift store.
store: Don’t get your mask from a thrift store.

Don’t get your mask from a thrift store.

store: Don’t get your mask from a thrift store.
store: Don’t get your mask from a thrift store.

Don’t get your mask from a thrift store.

store: Kittens And A $2 WrestleMania, Thrift Store Find
store: Kittens And A $2 WrestleMania, Thrift Store Find

Kittens And A $2 WrestleMania, Thrift Store Find

store: Kittens And A $2 WrestleMania, Thrift Store Find
store: Kittens And A $2 WrestleMania, Thrift Store Find

Kittens And A $2 WrestleMania, Thrift Store Find

store: Me at the paint store … [OC]
store: Me at the paint store … [OC]

Me at the paint store … [OC]

store: [OC] Sauron’s Etsy Store
store: [OC] Sauron’s Etsy Store

[OC] Sauron’s Etsy Store

store: No store credit either
store: No store credit either

No store credit either

store: the-memedaddy: thecakeofpan: swirly-rainbow: the-memedaddy: meirl I OWN THIS SHIRT Where can I get this shirt?? Here’s the shirt…and btw here’s a discount code:  MARCHFLASH
store: the-memedaddy:

thecakeofpan:

swirly-rainbow:


the-memedaddy:

meirl


I OWN THIS SHIRT



Where can I get this shirt??

Here’s the shirt…and btw here’s a discount code: 

MARCHFLASH

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store: Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this
store: Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this

Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this

store: Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this
store: Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this

Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this

store: If you know what this is you spent some time at the quarter machines at the local grocery store. I haven’t seen one of these for like a decade
store: If you know what this is you spent some time at the quarter machines at the local grocery store. I haven’t seen one of these for like a decade

If you know what this is you spent some time at the quarter machines at the local grocery store. I haven’t seen one of these for like a d...

store: If you know what this is you spent some time at the quarter machines at the local grocery store. I haven’t seen one of these for like a decade
store: If you know what this is you spent some time at the quarter machines at the local grocery store. I haven’t seen one of these for like a decade

If you know what this is you spent some time at the quarter machines at the local grocery store. I haven’t seen one of these for like a d...

store: Indians bring down tik tok from 4.5 to 2.0 on the play store through mass reporting
store: Indians bring down tik tok from 4.5 to 2.0 on the play store through mass reporting

Indians bring down tik tok from 4.5 to 2.0 on the play store through mass reporting

store: Seen at a local liquor store.
store: Seen at a local liquor store.

Seen at a local liquor store.

store: mayticks-art: There is a Sphynx who takes children as her wards and raises them to know many things. She calls them her little riddles. ETSY TWITTERINSTAGRAM
store: mayticks-art:


There is a Sphynx who takes children as her wards and raises them to know many things. She calls them her little riddles.


ETSY

TWITTERINSTAGRAM

mayticks-art: There is a Sphynx who takes children as her wards and raises them to know many things. She calls them her little riddles....

store: Seen at a local liquor store.
store: Seen at a local liquor store.

Seen at a local liquor store.

store: chibird: Share with someone who is doing their best. ✨ This ghostie is very amazed and proud. Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon
store: chibird:

Share with someone who is doing their best. ✨ This ghostie is very amazed and proud.

Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon

chibird: Share with someone who is doing their best. ✨ This ghostie is very amazed and proud. Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webto...

store: aliminalplace: amazing-jase: prisonofteeth: Okay, but Marvin Heemeyer didn’t destroy his town. He specifically targeted buildings owned by corrupt politicians in his hometown, who over the course of nearly a decade, made it impossible for him to operate his muffler shop. Through a zoning dispute and some shady deals, the town trustees had placed a concrete plant directly in the plot of land he used to access his muffler shop, and then fined him for having "junk cars on the property and not being hooked up to the sewer line"“On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer drove his armored bulldozer through the wall of his former business, the concrete plant, the Town Hall, the office of the local newspaper that editorialized against him, the home of a former judge’s widow, and a hardware store owned by another man Heemeyer named in a lawsuit, as well as a few others. Owners of all of the buildings that were damaged had some connection to Heemeyer’s disputes”Marvin didn’t hurt anyone in his rampage. Witnesses recount how he went out of his way to make sure that no one was hurt. The only casualty was after he took his own life with a single gunshot after his bulldozer came to a halt.His story is a story of protest and revenge against a corrupt system that took advantage of him, prevented him from running his business, and wore him down until the bitter end. Marvin Heemeyer is a fucking hero. “Helpless Police” is such a healing phrase Off topic for this blog but Marvin Heemeyer is an American hero. Are you really gonna skip his awesome as fuck nickname?The KilldozerSounds like a great 90s horror movie
store: aliminalplace:
amazing-jase:

prisonofteeth:
Okay, but Marvin Heemeyer didn’t destroy his town. He specifically targeted buildings owned by corrupt politicians in his hometown, who over the course of nearly a decade, made it impossible for him to operate his muffler shop. Through a zoning dispute and some shady deals, the town trustees had placed a concrete plant directly in the plot of land he used to access his muffler shop, and then fined him for having "junk cars on the property and not being hooked up to the sewer line"“On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer drove his armored bulldozer through the wall of his former business, the concrete plant, the Town Hall, the office of the local newspaper that editorialized against him, the home of a former judge’s widow, and a hardware store owned by another man Heemeyer named in a lawsuit, as well as a few others. Owners of all of the buildings that were damaged had some connection to Heemeyer’s disputes”Marvin didn’t hurt anyone in his rampage. Witnesses recount how he went out of his way to make sure that no one was hurt. The only casualty was after he took his own life with a single gunshot after his bulldozer came to a halt.His story is a story of protest and revenge against a corrupt system that took advantage of him, prevented him from running his business, and wore him down until the bitter end. Marvin Heemeyer is a fucking hero.
“Helpless Police” is such a healing phrase



Off topic for this blog but Marvin Heemeyer is an American hero. 



Are you really gonna skip his awesome as fuck nickname?The KilldozerSounds like a great 90s horror movie

aliminalplace: amazing-jase: prisonofteeth: Okay, but Marvin Heemeyer didn’t destroy his town. He specifically targeted buildings owned...

store: I wear a mask 12+ hours a day at work and I’m still going to wear one in public you can suck it up for an hour at the grocery store
store: I wear a mask 12+ hours a day at work and I’m still going to wear one in public you can suck it up for an hour at the grocery store

I wear a mask 12+ hours a day at work and I’m still going to wear one in public you can suck it up for an hour at the grocery store

store: chibird: One baby goal at a time. ♡ This penguin is here to get through it with you. Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon
store: chibird:

One baby goal at a time. ♡ This penguin is here to get through it with you.

Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon

chibird: One baby goal at a time. ♡ This penguin is here to get through it with you. Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon

store: chibird: Be kind to any resting bees you find. ♡ They will appreciate it very much and bless you later. Chibird Store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon
store: chibird:
Be kind to any resting bees you find. ♡ They will appreciate it very much and bless you later.


Chibird Store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon

chibird: Be kind to any resting bees you find. ♡ They will appreciate it very much and bless you later. Chibird Store | Positive Pin Cl...

store: rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.
store: rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full...

store: I think my grocery store might have a theft problem
store: I think my grocery store might have a theft problem

I think my grocery store might have a theft problem

store: I think my grocery store might have a theft problem
store: I think my grocery store might have a theft problem

I think my grocery store might have a theft problem

store: Saw this at a thrift store. Love it #CIAG
store: Saw this at a thrift store. Love it #CIAG

Saw this at a thrift store. Love it #CIAG

store: My local liquor store has a genuine feeling about quarantine.
store: My local liquor store has a genuine feeling about quarantine.

My local liquor store has a genuine feeling about quarantine.

store: Real Micro-Transaction Store
store: Real Micro-Transaction Store

Real Micro-Transaction Store

store: My local liquor store has a genuine feeling about quarantine.
store: My local liquor store has a genuine feeling about quarantine.

My local liquor store has a genuine feeling about quarantine.

store: God giving us a sneak peek of what’s in store for May
store: God giving us a sneak peek of what’s in store for May

God giving us a sneak peek of what’s in store for May

store: God giving us a sneak peek of what’s in store for May
store: God giving us a sneak peek of what’s in store for May

God giving us a sneak peek of what’s in store for May

store: At my local tech store
store: At my local tech store

At my local tech store

store: At my local tech store
store: At my local tech store

At my local tech store

store: randomslasher: seek-strength: geekinallitsglory: sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart: judgingitsilently: krazieleylines: typicalpony: How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat. There is no downside to this at all This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great. Bless u ^ humanity still exists.  Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping highschool students who are struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books Bless this post and you kind hearted people. AND it says “AT LEAST” one week a month so you don’t have to stop at just one week, you could do this literally every day. And it doesn’t say it has to be the same child the whole week so you could easily pick one child each day, ‘cause let’s face it you could probably take care of most everything in that one day and spread your child-helping ability even further. 
store: randomslasher:

seek-strength:
geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping highschool students who are struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books


Bless this post and you kind hearted people.

AND it says “AT LEAST” one week a month so you don’t have to stop at just one week, you could do this literally every day. And it doesn’t say it has to be the same child the whole week so you could easily pick one child each day, ‘cause let’s face it you could probably take care of most everything in that one day and spread your child-helping ability even further. 

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store: At least someone at my local grocery store’s having fun with this.
store: At least someone at my local grocery store’s having fun with this.

At least someone at my local grocery store’s having fun with this.

store: I work at a grocery store bakery…
store: I work at a grocery store bakery…

I work at a grocery store bakery…

store: cheeseanonioncrisps: roseverdict: roseverdict: jus-tea: Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town, She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town, Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down. Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play. But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today, And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today. [Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.] HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT It’s not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until it’s got an eery childrens’ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons). One child shall be designated ‘Miss (Mr, Mx) Rhona’ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kids— think Blind Man’s Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for ‘Rhona’ to find them. Any child tagged becomes another ‘Rhona’ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected. Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other “do you know what that’s inspired by?”
store: cheeseanonioncrisps:

roseverdict:

roseverdict:


jus-tea:

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,
She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,
Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.
Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,
But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,
Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.
But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,
And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,
Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,
Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.






[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]
HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT



It’s not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until it’s got an eery childrens’ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons).
One child shall be designated ‘Miss (Mr, Mx) Rhona’ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kids— think Blind Man’s Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for ‘Rhona’ to find them.
Any child tagged becomes another ‘Rhona’ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected.
Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other “do you know what that’s inspired by?”

cheeseanonioncrisps: roseverdict: roseverdict: jus-tea: Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town, She’s working at the hospita...

store: I work at a grocery store bakery…
store: I work at a grocery store bakery…

I work at a grocery store bakery…

store: ingridisamaze: jadedsoggy: 30-minute-memes: Too complicated, it’s just soap. WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR GENDER AT THE SOAP STORE?! F U C K Y O U
store: ingridisamaze:

jadedsoggy:

30-minute-memes:
Too complicated, it’s just soap.
WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR GENDER AT THE SOAP STORE?!



F U C K Y O U

ingridisamaze: jadedsoggy: 30-minute-memes: Too complicated, it’s just soap. WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR GENDER AT THE SOAP STORE?! F U...

store: chibird: Be kind to any resting bees you find. ♡ They will appreciate it very much and bless you later. Chibird Store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon
store: chibird:

Be kind to any resting bees you find. ♡ They will appreciate it very much and bless you later.


Chibird Store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon

chibird: Be kind to any resting bees you find. ♡ They will appreciate it very much and bless you later. Chibird Store | Positive Pin C...

store: Well they were all out at the store
store: Well they were all out at the store

Well they were all out at the store

store: Made a time capsule on the back of a puzzle. Whoever buys it at the thrift store will have to figure out how to flip it.
store: Made a time capsule on the back of a puzzle. Whoever buys it at the thrift store will have to figure out how to flip it.

Made a time capsule on the back of a puzzle. Whoever buys it at the thrift store will have to figure out how to flip it.

store: I can’t go to the toy store, so I’ve been coming up with creative solutions to keep my toddler entertained.
store: I can’t go to the toy store, so I’ve been coming up with creative solutions to keep my toddler entertained.

I can’t go to the toy store, so I’ve been coming up with creative solutions to keep my toddler entertained.

store: I can’t go to the toy store, so I’ve been coming up with creative solutions to keep my toddler entertained.
store: I can’t go to the toy store, so I’ve been coming up with creative solutions to keep my toddler entertained.

I can’t go to the toy store, so I’ve been coming up with creative solutions to keep my toddler entertained.

store: strawberryoverlord: bl-uefish: kneecap-stealing-gay-rainbow: void-of-erebos: lil-dane: dedmemehehe: official-lucifers-child: tim-tam-the-himbo-man: a-fools-love: drabbles-and-daydreams: justsomebandomtrash: pink-punk-metal: champawattigress: lizziedoesvetpath: gettingvetted: wuackamole: rimmymftim: the-bi-man-cometh: sassymccoy: i-chew-on-pushpins: sirfrogsworth: 3.944 cubits. Third grocery store shelf from the top I touch the ceiling without needing to go up on my toes About 1 Billy Joel. taller than jeremy dooley, shorter than everyone else Just a little too long for my bed 18 hands Long enough that I should just fit between two people appropriately social distancing without touching either of them when lying out flat Approximately 89% of the length of Darth Maul’s lightsaber. taller than every member of fall out boy  If I stand on a chair on my fuckin tippy toes or whatever the fuck I can touch the ceiling I am exactly one (1) Evan Jennings I am 2 capybara’s tall I need a step stool to get stuff out of upper kitchen cabinets at least 5 hands about 1 my mom slightly shorter than @official-lucifers-child I can touch my toes and forehead to opposite ends of my bed, but only when I stretch my feet out I am a little shorter than the length of social distancing. im 0.000978535 miles tall I’m a little over 12 pens tall 1 foot shorter than Master Chief
store: strawberryoverlord:

bl-uefish:

kneecap-stealing-gay-rainbow:
void-of-erebos:


lil-dane:


dedmemehehe:


official-lucifers-child:


tim-tam-the-himbo-man:

a-fools-love:

drabbles-and-daydreams:

justsomebandomtrash:


pink-punk-metal:


champawattigress:

lizziedoesvetpath:

gettingvetted:


wuackamole:

rimmymftim:


the-bi-man-cometh:


sassymccoy:

i-chew-on-pushpins:


sirfrogsworth:

3.944 cubits.


Third grocery store shelf from the top



I touch the ceiling without needing to go up on my toes 

About 1 Billy Joel.



taller than jeremy dooley, shorter than everyone else



Just a little too long for my bed

18 hands



Long enough that I should just fit between two people appropriately social distancing without touching either of them when lying out flat

Approximately 89% of the length of Darth Maul’s lightsaber.

taller than every member of fall out boy 



If I stand on a chair on my fuckin tippy toes or whatever the fuck I can touch the ceiling 



I am exactly one (1) Evan Jennings 

I am 2 capybara’s tall

I need a step stool to get stuff out of upper kitchen cabinets

at least 5 hands



about 1 my mom 



slightly shorter than @official-lucifers-child 



I can touch my toes and forehead to opposite ends of my bed, but only when I stretch my feet out



I am a little shorter than the length of social distancing.

im 0.000978535 miles tall


I’m a little over 12 pens tall


1 foot shorter than Master Chief

strawberryoverlord: bl-uefish: kneecap-stealing-gay-rainbow: void-of-erebos: lil-dane: dedmemehehe: official-lucifers-child: ti...

store: plinnerofficial:When I’m finally able to buy milk in the grocery store 🐱
store: plinnerofficial:When I’m finally able to buy milk in the grocery store 🐱

plinnerofficial:When I’m finally able to buy milk in the grocery store 🐱

store: trying-a-little-too-hard: chibird: Tag yourself! Some lighthearted characters and their personalities stuck at home. Chibird Store | Patreon | Webtoon Can I tag myself as all of them? 😷😷😂😂
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chibird:

Tag yourself! Some lighthearted characters and their personalities stuck at home.

Chibird Store | Patreon | Webtoon 




Can I tag myself as all of them? 😷😷😂😂

trying-a-little-too-hard: chibird: Tag yourself! Some lighthearted characters and their personalities stuck at home. Chibird Store | P...