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Advice, Streets, and Shanghai: Pretty straightforward advice found on the streets of Shanghai
Advice, Streets, and Shanghai: Pretty straightforward advice found on the streets of Shanghai

Pretty straightforward advice found on the streets of Shanghai

Ass, Bailey Jay, and Booty: You just coming over to chill. Don't think you getting no pussy cause you ain't." alwaysbewoke: boulevard-of-june-30th: alwaysbewoke: banglethevisionary: mazabrei: pattythenest: beautifuldarkkskkin: alwaysbewoke: tinii1225: alwaysbewoke: greyscalesound: luvmangosdope: tokillatequila: greyscalesound: brothadom: naturalistamisslyn: grandpaq: the1movement: mimialtchell: kushandwizdom: Her leg … the sink 😭😭😭 This is all too real 😂😂😩 😂😂😂😂 So this is why she was mad i didnt try anything… i was so confused 😩 Y'all don’t be understand the contortions we do to get the smooovest pussy Yo half us don’t even need all that 😂 we’re just happy to be in the game Real talk the I can only imagine the opportunities I’ve passed up smh can’t y'all just be straightforward? Seriously why can’t you just be straightforward? Lmao men are so clueless Its not a hint when you say THE EXACT OPPOSITE of how you feel 🙄 aggy lol ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ We don’t have the luxury of being straight forward​. and men don’t have the luxury of guessing whether or not you mean what you said because one wrong move and it’s 10yrs in rikers for attempted rape. all because we read a signal wrong. this is why i’m so glad i’m a grown ass man dating grown ass women. grown ass women know how to flirt, know how to tell you want they want, ain’t about that “hint” bullshit… fuck a grown ass woman will tell you straight up “you better come get this pussy.” hahaha. a grown ass woman will tell you to come over and to bring a toothbrush. a grown ass woman will tell you it’s cold outside but her mouth is warm. a grown ass woman will tell you she’s the only thing on the menu tonight. a grown ass woman will look you right in the eye, run her fingers across your lips and dare you NOT to kiss her. a grown ass woman will kiss you right when you walk in like you’ve been away fighting a war for the last 10 years. a grown ass woman will sit right on your fucking lap. a grown ass woman will take your arm, wrap it around your waste and then back her booty right into you. a grown ass woman will give you a glass of wine and straddle you. she ain’t about misleading contradicting hints. she grown, she knows what she wants, go gets it and praise shanaynay for her!! Say it louder for the little girls in the back!! Fuckin preach that shit @luvmangosdope and @tinii1225 Take this fucking hint What I’ve gathered from how my friends interact with men: “No means no. Unless it means yes. And you better know the fucking difference you clueless pervert.” @alwaysbewoke preach my nigga preach yea but ain’t shit changing… wait! liking tweets and ig pics are hints now?  damn! i’m so happy to be a fucking grown ass man dealing with grown ass women.  These are the same women that will say “communication is important” what are you communicating? Hand signs? @alwaysbewoke 👏🏿👏🏿
Ass, Bailey Jay, and Booty: You just coming over to chill. Don't think
 you getting no pussy cause you ain't."
alwaysbewoke:

boulevard-of-june-30th:

alwaysbewoke:

banglethevisionary:

mazabrei:


pattythenest:


beautifuldarkkskkin:

alwaysbewoke:

tinii1225:

alwaysbewoke:


greyscalesound:


luvmangosdope:


tokillatequila:


greyscalesound:


brothadom:


naturalistamisslyn:


grandpaq:


the1movement:


mimialtchell:


kushandwizdom:

Her leg … the sink 😭😭😭

This is all too real 😂😂😩


😂😂😂😂


So this is why she was mad i didnt try anything… i was so confused 😩


Y'all don’t be understand the contortions we do to get the smooovest pussy


Yo half us don’t even need all that 😂 we’re just happy to be in the game


Real talk the I can only imagine the opportunities I’ve passed up smh can’t y'all just be straightforward?


Seriously why can’t you just be straightforward?


Lmao men are so clueless


Its not a hint when you say THE EXACT OPPOSITE of how you feel 🙄 aggy lol


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


We don’t have the luxury of being straight forward​.

and men don’t have the luxury of guessing whether or not you mean what you said because one wrong move and it’s 10yrs in rikers for attempted rape. all because we read a signal wrong. this is why i’m so glad i’m a grown ass man dating grown ass women. grown ass women know how to flirt, know how to tell you want they want, ain’t about that “hint” bullshit… fuck a grown ass woman will tell you straight up “you better come get this pussy.” hahaha.
a grown ass woman will tell you to come over and to bring a toothbrush.
a grown ass woman will tell you it’s cold outside but her mouth is warm.
a grown ass woman will tell you she’s the only thing on the menu tonight.
a grown ass woman will look you right in the eye, run her fingers across your lips and dare you NOT to kiss her.
a grown ass woman will kiss you right when you walk in like you’ve been away fighting a war for the last 10 years.
a grown ass woman will sit right on your fucking lap. 
a grown ass woman will take your arm, wrap it around your waste and then back her booty right into you. 
a grown ass woman will give you a glass of wine and straddle you. 
she ain’t about misleading contradicting hints. she grown, she knows what she wants, go gets it and praise shanaynay for her!!


Say it louder for the little girls in the back!!


Fuckin preach that shit
@luvmangosdope and @tinii1225 Take this fucking hint


What I’ve gathered from how my friends interact with men: “No means no. Unless it means yes. And you better know the fucking difference you clueless pervert.”


@alwaysbewoke preach my nigga preach
yea but ain’t shit changing…
wait! liking tweets and ig pics are hints now? 
damn! i’m so happy to be a fucking grown ass man dealing with grown ass women. 


These are the same women that will say “communication is important” what are you communicating? Hand signs? 
@alwaysbewoke 👏🏿👏🏿

alwaysbewoke: boulevard-of-june-30th: alwaysbewoke: banglethevisionary: mazabrei: pattythenest: beautifuldarkkskkin: alwaysbewoke: ...

Books, Bored, and Call Me Maybe: Medieval Village and Bored Assholes uck stome some background: I work weekends at a small medieval village about an hour outside of town. We're not hugely popular, but we always have at least 30-50 people in the village, and it's always* the same types of people: the enthusiastic little kids in costumes, the high teenagers, the adult cosplayers the newlyweds, and the lonely bored men who want nothing more than the rush of catching you on something historically inaccurate. T play the scribe and run the bookshop, because l can do calligraphy and I know some Latin. it's primarily a store though, and people are supposed to buy books or calligraphy commissions. Mostlye just want me to write their name fancy. It's pretty straightforward But one day this guy comes wandering in with this sneer and I just know he's gonna be a dick. give him my usual scripted welcome, and out of the gate he asks how it's historically accurate for the town scribe to be a woman I have an answer prepared, saying something about my father keeping the ledgers and never having a son, so he taught me my letters and sent me to the local priest to learn my Latin. He asks a handful more uncomfortable obnoxious questions and all I can think is T'm on minimum wage to the cent, I'm stuffed into a starched frock, and l'm clearly just a local teenager" but l keep smiling and tolerating it.T answer all of his questions correctly until bored asshole (BA): "So if you learned your Latin from a priest I'm sure you can say an authentic medieval latin prayer for me now?" and I kinda freeze, because l'm Jewish and don't know any Christian prayers at all, and the only Latin I can remember was from a class project where we translated pop songs into various languages me: "eho te convenivi tamquam et hic furor est sed hic numerus meus est ita invoca me fortasse" BA is finally shut up and satisfies and leaves (without buying anything) and content not knowing that the blessing was the chorus of Call Me Maybe The most heartfelt prayer in any language
Books, Bored, and Call Me Maybe: Medieval Village and Bored Assholes
 uck
 stome
 some background: I work weekends at a small medieval village about an hour
 outside of town. We're not hugely popular, but we always have at least 30-50
 people in the village, and it's always* the same types of people: the
 enthusiastic little kids in costumes, the high teenagers, the adult cosplayers
 the newlyweds, and the lonely bored men who want nothing more than the
 rush of catching you on something historically inaccurate. T play the scribe and
 run the bookshop, because l can do calligraphy and I know some Latin. it's
 primarily a store though, and people are supposed to buy books or calligraphy
 commissions. Mostlye just want me to write their name fancy. It's pretty
 straightforward
 But one day this guy comes wandering in with this sneer and I just know he's
 gonna be a dick. give him my usual scripted welcome, and out of the gate he
 asks how it's historically accurate for the town scribe to be a woman
 I have an answer prepared, saying something about my father keeping the
 ledgers and never having a son, so he taught me my letters and sent me to
 the local priest to learn my Latin. He asks a handful more uncomfortable
 obnoxious questions and all I can think is T'm on minimum wage to the cent,
 I'm stuffed into a starched frock, and l'm clearly just a local teenager" but l
 keep smiling and tolerating it.T answer all of his questions correctly until
 bored asshole (BA): "So if you learned your Latin from a priest I'm sure you
 can say an authentic medieval latin prayer for me now?"
 and I kinda freeze, because l'm Jewish and don't know any Christian prayers
 at all, and the only Latin I can remember was from a class project where we
 translated pop songs into various languages
 me: "eho te convenivi tamquam et hic furor est sed hic numerus meus est ita
 invoca me fortasse"
 BA is finally shut up and satisfies and leaves (without buying anything) and
 content not knowing that the blessing was the chorus of Call Me Maybe
The most heartfelt prayer in any language

The most heartfelt prayer in any language

Goals, Life, and Love: IF YOU BELIEVE, YOU WILL. IF YOU DON'T, YOU WON'T. In any given day, our subconscious mind processes around 60,000 thoughts. It’s those same thoughts that are pushing us towards whatever it is that we desire while at the same time bringing us closer to the things that we fear. How can we achieve anything we want when our minds are almost working against us? 🤔 The truth of the matter is, as we already know it deep down inside, we get whatever it is that we focus on in life. When we focus on negative thoughts such as fear, anger, and resentment, we get more of the same. In fact, we live in a constant state of lack, wondering why we can never achieve the things we believe we want to achieve so badly in life. However, when we live an abundant life, steeped in positivity, moving away from fear, anger, and resentment, and moving towards love, growth, contribution, and forgiveness, we get more of the same. Like attracts like. It’s rather simple and straightforward. But, we don’t often notice it at a micro level. We tend to look at things on a grander scale, not really realizing what’s going on in the here-and-now. - 👇So, if you want to achieve those goals that you set for yourself, live an abundant life, and grow, there are 3 simple rules for achieving anything you want in life: ✔️Know what you want and why you want it. ✔️Create and follow a massive action plan. ✔️Track and analyze your results, making changes along the way. - You’re welcome! 😉 - success achieve mindset millionairementor
Goals, Life, and Love: IF YOU BELIEVE, YOU WILL.
 IF YOU DON'T, YOU WON'T.
In any given day, our subconscious mind processes around 60,000 thoughts. It’s those same thoughts that are pushing us towards whatever it is that we desire while at the same time bringing us closer to the things that we fear. How can we achieve anything we want when our minds are almost working against us? 🤔 The truth of the matter is, as we already know it deep down inside, we get whatever it is that we focus on in life. When we focus on negative thoughts such as fear, anger, and resentment, we get more of the same. In fact, we live in a constant state of lack, wondering why we can never achieve the things we believe we want to achieve so badly in life. However, when we live an abundant life, steeped in positivity, moving away from fear, anger, and resentment, and moving towards love, growth, contribution, and forgiveness, we get more of the same. Like attracts like. It’s rather simple and straightforward. But, we don’t often notice it at a micro level. We tend to look at things on a grander scale, not really realizing what’s going on in the here-and-now. - 👇So, if you want to achieve those goals that you set for yourself, live an abundant life, and grow, there are 3 simple rules for achieving anything you want in life: ✔️Know what you want and why you want it. ✔️Create and follow a massive action plan. ✔️Track and analyze your results, making changes along the way. - You’re welcome! 😉 - success achieve mindset millionairementor

In any given day, our subconscious mind processes around 60,000 thoughts. It’s those same thoughts that are pushing us towards whatever it i...