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    Bitch, Children, and Fall: arianod:
rainbowbarnacle:

alexander-lamington:

gallusrostromegalus:

jhaernyl:

botanyshitposts:


spirit-of-science:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just donā€™t understand how this happened. But hereā€™s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoĒ˜Ģ»Ģ¬Ķ“ĶŽĢ£ĢŸĢ©Ģ¦Ķ¢ ĶŖĢ‚Ģ€Ģ†Ņ‰Ģ³Ģ˜ĢĢŗĢ€lĶ‡Ģ¬Ģ¹ĢžĢ»Ģ„Ķ•Ģ„Ģ—Ģ’ĢŽĶ©Ģ‹Ķ„Ķ†eĶ™Ģ­Ģ­Ģ Ģ£Ģ ĢŠĢĶ©Ģ‚Ģ“Ģ€į¹ƒĢ›ĢĢ‚Ķ›ĢˆĢoĢ ĢŖĢŖĶ¤Ķ—Ķ˜nĢµĶ‰Ģ£Ķ­Ķ§ĢæĶ§Ķ›Ģ€sĢ·Ģ Ķ‘Ķ¬Ķ«Ķ¦Ģ…Ķ” ĢøĶĶ¤Ķ˜Ņ‰Ģ¦ĢŗMĢ°Ģ¹Ķ™Ķ‡Ķ®Ģ‰Ķ«Ķ…ȦĢ»Ģ”Ģ…Ģ‡Ģ‘Ķ­Ķ›Ķ‹Ķ˜KĢ Ģ»Ģ«Ģ¤Ģ‡Ģ€Ķ„EĶ‚ĶŖĶĢ±Ģ¤ĶšĶ• ĢžĶ”ĢœĢ¬Ģ‘ĶÆĶ‘Ķ¢Ķ…ÅžĶ”Ģ¦Ģ©Ģ³Ģ£Ģ–Ķ®ĶŠĶØAĶˆĢ“Ķ‚ĢˆĢĢ€Ģ€ĢšĶ˜CĢ”Ģ ĢŸĶ‰ĶŖĶ†Ģ”Ķ¤Ķ‚ĶŖRĢ¬Ķ™Ķ•ĶŖĢ€Ķ ÄØĢµĢ–ĶšĢ‘ĢŠĢ“ĢFĶŽĶ•Ģ„IĶ¬Ķ§Ģ€Ģ‚Ģ‘ĶŖĶŸĶĢ“ĢŖĢ¤Ķ…CĢ¢Ģ°ĢĶ“Ģ—Ķ›Ķ¬Ģ”ĢĢ“ĢĢĢšĢšįø˜Ģ¶Ģ Ģ°Ģ³Ģ©Ģ³ĢŠĶ­Ķ®Ģ‡Ģ‡ĢšĢ•SĢ»Ķ–Ģ£Ģ°Ģ’ĢˆĶŸ

itā€™s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the cityā€™s attention an irregularity surrounding this summerā€™s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

This kind of looks like a Buddhaā€™s hand to me
theyā€™re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddhaā€™s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses?

@botanyshitposts do you know about this?

a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddhaā€™s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twistyĀ ā€˜armsā€™ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddhaā€™s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.Ā 
im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.Ā 


@gallusrostromegalus 

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE!
The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uhā€¦ itā€™s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens.
All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this:
Itā€™s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process.Ā  YAMAOG also finds out that itā€™s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhuddaā€™s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit.
YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year.Ā  In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch.
Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are
If youā€™ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns.
If itā€™s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you.
GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like itā€™s actually rotting, itā€™s safe to eat!Ā  weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual.
Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice!



@motorizedduck

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                Bitch, Children, and Fall: arianod:
rainbowbarnacle:

alexander-lamington:

gallusrostromegalus:

jhaernyl:

botanyshitposts:


spirit-of-science:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just donā€™t understand how this happened. But hereā€™s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoĒ˜Ģ»Ģ¬Ķ“ĶŽĢ£ĢŸĢ©Ģ¦Ķ¢ ĶŖĢ‚Ģ€Ģ†Ņ‰Ģ³Ģ˜ĢĢŗĢ€lĶ‡Ģ¬Ģ¹ĢžĢ»Ģ„Ķ•Ģ„Ģ—Ģ’ĢŽĶ©Ģ‹Ķ„Ķ†eĶ™Ģ­Ģ­Ģ Ģ£Ģ ĢŠĢĶ©Ģ‚Ģ“Ģ€į¹ƒĢ›ĢĢ‚Ķ›ĢˆĢoĢ ĢŖĢŖĶ¤Ķ—Ķ˜nĢµĶ‰Ģ£Ķ­Ķ§ĢæĶ§Ķ›Ģ€sĢ·Ģ Ķ‘Ķ¬Ķ«Ķ¦Ģ…Ķ” ĢøĶĶ¤Ķ˜Ņ‰Ģ¦ĢŗMĢ°Ģ¹Ķ™Ķ‡Ķ®Ģ‰Ķ«Ķ…ȦĢ»Ģ”Ģ…Ģ‡Ģ‘Ķ­Ķ›Ķ‹Ķ˜KĢ Ģ»Ģ«Ģ¤Ģ‡Ģ€Ķ„EĶ‚ĶŖĶĢ±Ģ¤ĶšĶ• ĢžĶ”ĢœĢ¬Ģ‘ĶÆĶ‘Ķ¢Ķ…ÅžĶ”Ģ¦Ģ©Ģ³Ģ£Ģ–Ķ®ĶŠĶØAĶˆĢ“Ķ‚ĢˆĢĢ€Ģ€ĢšĶ˜CĢ”Ģ ĢŸĶ‰ĶŖĶ†Ģ”Ķ¤Ķ‚ĶŖRĢ¬Ķ™Ķ•ĶŖĢ€Ķ ÄØĢµĢ–ĶšĢ‘ĢŠĢ“ĢFĶŽĶ•Ģ„IĶ¬Ķ§Ģ€Ģ‚Ģ‘ĶŖĶŸĶĢ“ĢŖĢ¤Ķ…CĢ¢Ģ°ĢĶ“Ģ—Ķ›Ķ¬Ģ”ĢĢ“ĢĢĢšĢšįø˜Ģ¶Ģ Ģ°Ģ³Ģ©Ģ³ĢŠĶ­Ķ®Ģ‡Ģ‡ĢšĢ•SĢ»Ķ–Ģ£Ģ°Ģ’ĢˆĶŸ

itā€™s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the cityā€™s attention an irregularity surrounding this summerā€™s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

This kind of looks like a Buddhaā€™s hand to me
theyā€™re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddhaā€™s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses?

@botanyshitposts do you know about this?

a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddhaā€™s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twistyĀ ā€˜armsā€™ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddhaā€™s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.Ā 
im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.Ā 


@gallusrostromegalus 

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE!
The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uhā€¦ itā€™s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens.
All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this:
Itā€™s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process.Ā  YAMAOG also finds out that itā€™s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhuddaā€™s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit.
YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year.Ā  In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch.
Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are
If youā€™ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns.
If itā€™s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you.
GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like itā€™s actually rotting, itā€™s safe to eat!Ā  weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual.
Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice!



@motorizedduck

relevant

                
            

            
            
arianod:
rainbowbarnacle:

alexander-lamington:

gallusrostromegalus:

jhaernyl:

botanyshitposts:


spirit-of-science:

thebloggerbloggerfu...