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Team Effort: Always a Team Effort.
Team Effort: Always a Team Effort.

Always a Team Effort.

Team Effort: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger v l collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded thegreenpea: outofpocket-prince: silent-calling: You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices. You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho. Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph
Team Effort: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
 @MGigger
 v
 l collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 room
 Last night those little ***holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort.
 They're all grounded
thegreenpea:
outofpocket-prince:


silent-calling:


You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. 


My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. 
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.


Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

thegreenpea: outofpocket-prince: silent-calling: You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices. You teach them...

Team Effort: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger v l collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded thegreenpea: outofpocket-prince: silent-calling: You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices. You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho. Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph
Team Effort: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
 @MGigger
 v
 l collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 room
 Last night those little ***holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort.
 They're all grounded
thegreenpea:
outofpocket-prince:


silent-calling:


You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. 


My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. 
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.


Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

thegreenpea: outofpocket-prince: silent-calling: You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices. You teach them...

Team Effort: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my oom Last night those little **holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort They're all grounded kx* silent-calling You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room outofpocket-prince My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho thegreenpea Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph lyinginbedmon Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against. tomannynotebooks I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on. Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal users.... I stole full con 73,288 notes advice-animal: Kids vs technology restrictions
Team Effort: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v
 @MGigger
 I collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 oom
 Last night those little **holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort
 They're all grounded
 kx*
 silent-calling
 You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices
 You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your
 room
 outofpocket-prince
 My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under
 direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I
 reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password
 guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and
 figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the
 hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even
 more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We
 leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to
 I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to
 porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site
 so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho
 thegreenpea
 Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing
 when I saw the last paragraph
 lyinginbedmon
 Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken
 within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against.
 tomannynotebooks
 I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms
 password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on.
 Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal
 users.... I stole full con
 73,288 notes
advice-animal:

Kids vs technology restrictions

advice-animal: Kids vs technology restrictions

Team Effort: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my oom Last night those little **holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort They're all grounded kx* silent-calling You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room outofpocket-prince My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho thegreenpea Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph lyinginbedmon Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against. tomannynotebooks I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on. Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal users.... I stole full con 73,288 notes Kids vs technology restrictions
Team Effort: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v
 @MGigger
 I collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 oom
 Last night those little **holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort
 They're all grounded
 kx*
 silent-calling
 You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices
 You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your
 room
 outofpocket-prince
 My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under
 direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I
 reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password
 guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and
 figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the
 hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even
 more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We
 leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to
 I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to
 porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site
 so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho
 thegreenpea
 Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing
 when I saw the last paragraph
 lyinginbedmon
 Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken
 within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against.
 tomannynotebooks
 I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms
 password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on.
 Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal
 users.... I stole full con
 73,288 notes
Kids vs technology restrictions

Kids vs technology restrictions

Team Effort: CHOOSE THE PERFECT BOARD GAME START HERE Are you playing with children? Play for more than two hours? Younger than 7? Yes No Yes Girly giris only? No Hardest rules No Yes Let them experience ever? crushing defeat? Yes No Yes No Yes No Rube Goldberg? Real rules or just fun? Candy Land All players in until the end? Axis and Allies Monopoly Yes No Actually fun for Fun Rules Adults No Yes Le Havre Portable? Operation Mouse Trap No Yes Dice battles or 100% strategy? Game of Thrones No Yes One winner or a team effort? Forbidden Island Dice Strat Yahtzee! Sorry! One Risk Team Life Do you want to spend dozens of hours Are you a huge Warhammer Small World nerd? preparing to play? Do you really like spending money? Yes Yes No Magic No Yes No Do you think everyone should just get along? (Cosmic Encounter Does the name Battlestar Boomer give you wet Galactical dreams? Yes No Do you secretly wish you were a dick? (a P.) Yes No Shadows Over Last Night on Earth Do you like to gamble? Camelot Do you have a Monty Python Fetish? Yes Arkham Horror No Yes Zombies? No Yes Rummoli Yes No More than two of Cribbage you? Are you over 50 years old? Would you rather fight monsters or viruses? Yes No Chess too clichΓ©? Pandemic No Yes No Yes Virus Monster Are you in Mensa? Backgammon Dungeon Run Party Game? No Yes Chess No Yes Cash'N'Guns Go Looking to get laid? Twister Want to embarrass your friends? Are you a know it Cranium Do you want to be a thug or an artist? No Yes all? No Yes No Yes Artist Thug Trivial Persuit Scrabble Are you a creative liar? Beyond Balderdash Get straight A's? Words or trivia? No Yes Steam Do you enjoy economics? Yes No Trivia Words Wits and Wagers Good with your hands? No Yes Do you have a train fetish? Jenga (DK Edition) Taboo No Yes Ticket to Ride Yes No Qwirkle Agricola Do you mind having to buy two games? Farming fetish? Words or tiles? Simple Rules? Scattergories Yes No Yes No Words Tiles Yes No 7 Wonders Constant hard choices? Cardideck based Cities and Knights Settlers of Catan Complexity? game? Dominion Are all players Yes No No Yes Less More serious board game Domaine geeks? Do you ke to pian your strat. before your turn? No Yes Pillars of the Earth Defined turns or no down-time? Puerto Rico No Yes No Tuns P.T Carcassonne ON MEMEPIX.COM FUNNY STUFF MEMEPIX.COM Choosing the Perfect Board Gameomg-humor.tumblr.com
Team Effort: CHOOSE THE PERFECT BOARD GAME
 START HERE
 Are you playing
 with children?
 Play for more than
 two hours?
 Younger than 7?
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 Girly giris only?
 No
 Hardest rules
 No
 Yes
 Let them experience
 ever?
 crushing defeat?
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 No
 Rube Goldberg?
 Real rules or just
 fun?
 Candy Land
 All players in until
 the end?
 Axis and Allies
 Monopoly
 Yes
 No
 Actually fun for
 Fun
 Rules
 Adults
 No
 Yes
 Le Havre
 Portable?
 Operation
 Mouse Trap
 No
 Yes
 Dice battles or
 100% strategy?
 Game of Thrones
 No
 Yes
 One winner or a
 team effort?
 Forbidden Island
 Dice
 Strat
 Yahtzee!
 Sorry!
 One
 Risk
 Team
 Life
 Do you want to spend
 dozens of hours
 Are you a huge
 Warhammer
 Small World
 nerd?
 preparing to play?
 Do you really like
 spending money?
 Yes
 Yes
 No
 Magic
 No
 Yes
 No
 Do you think
 everyone should just
 get along?
 (Cosmic Encounter
 Does the name
 Battlestar
 Boomer give you wet
 Galactical
 dreams?
 Yes
 No
 Do you secretly
 wish you were a
 dick? (a P.)
 Yes
 No
 Shadows Over
 Last Night on
 Earth
 Do you like to
 gamble?
 Camelot
 Do you have a Monty
 Python Fetish?
 Yes
 Arkham Horror
 No
 Yes
 Zombies?
 No
 Yes
 Rummoli
 Yes
 No
 More than two of
 Cribbage
 you?
 Are you over 50
 years old?
 Would you rather
 fight monsters or
 viruses?
 Yes
 No
 Chess too clichΓ©?
 Pandemic
 No
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 Virus
 Monster
 Are you in Mensa?
 Backgammon
 Dungeon Run
 Party Game?
 No
 Yes
 Chess
 No
 Yes
 Cash'N'Guns
 Go
 Looking to get
 laid?
 Twister
 Want to embarrass
 your friends?
 Are you a know it
 Cranium
 Do you want to be
 a thug or an artist?
 No
 Yes
 all?
 No
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 Artist
 Thug
 Trivial Persuit
 Scrabble
 Are you a creative
 liar?
 Beyond
 Balderdash
 Get straight A's?
 Words or trivia?
 No
 Yes
 Steam
 Do you enjoy
 economics?
 Yes
 No
 Trivia
 Words
 Wits and Wagers
 Good with your
 hands?
 No
 Yes
 Do you have a
 train fetish?
 Jenga (DK Edition)
 Taboo
 No
 Yes
 Ticket to Ride
 Yes
 No
 Qwirkle
 Agricola
 Do you mind having
 to buy two games?
 Farming fetish?
 Words or tiles?
 Simple Rules?
 Scattergories
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 No
 Words
 Tiles
 Yes
 No
 7 Wonders
 Constant hard
 choices?
 Cardideck based
 Cities and Knights
 Settlers of Catan
 Complexity?
 game?
 Dominion
 Are all players
 Yes
 No
 No
 Yes
 Less
 More
 serious board game
 Domaine
 geeks?
 Do you ke to pian
 your strat. before
 your turn?
 No
 Yes
 Pillars of the Earth
 Defined turns or
 no down-time?
 Puerto Rico
 No
 Yes
 No
 Tuns
 P.T
 Carcassonne
 ON MEMEPIX.COM
 FUNNY STUFF
 MEMEPIX.COM
Choosing the Perfect Board Gameomg-humor.tumblr.com

Choosing the Perfect Board Gameomg-humor.tumblr.com