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Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau @DylanReneau Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is worth taking the risk of getting salmonella @mememang @logancooper14 Dylan pull yourself together and go get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some class lorem64 I'm so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There's no chicken in there! ankaa-avarshina Two words: Raw eggs. lorem64 2? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe ankaa-avarshina Don't ask me, ask them Americans. I'm an Asian just passing the word on phantoms-lair deep breath Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don't mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we're eating the dough raw, that's not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. ego-ann-16 Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom smallest-feeblest-boggart wait you're telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? kingantlion Why.why are you eating flour straight from the bag? 122,830 notes Q+ ifunny.ce Found on iFunny
Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau
 @DylanReneau
 Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is
 worth taking the risk of getting
 salmonella
 @mememang
 @logancooper14
 Dylan pull yourself together and go
 get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough
 not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some
 class
 lorem64
 I'm so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella???
 What parent told him this. There's no chicken in there!
 ankaa-avarshina
 Two words: Raw eggs.
 lorem64
 2? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in
 anyway unsafe
 ankaa-avarshina
 Don't ask me, ask them Americans. I'm an Asian just passing the word on
 phantoms-lair
 deep breath Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
 MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don't
 mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
 Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold
 the cookie together. Since we're eating the dough raw, that's not needed. Take
 the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now
 dead.
 Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM,
 perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
 ego-ann-16
 Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
 smallest-feeblest-boggart
 wait you're telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from
 the bag???
 kingantlion
 Why.why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
 122,830 notes
 Q+
 ifunny.ce
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America, Arguing, and Facts: z @ONLYAVGEL 1d girls who weren't scared to say they liked 1d in 2012 are braver than the marines 207 15.2K 54.9K C-Cups @cameronunion 8h This Is disgusting 4 01 49 z @ONLYAVGEL 8h grow up 2 ) 229 C-Cups @cameronunion 8h Grow up? You're insulting the people that help give you freedom. It's not about being grown, it's about respect. 73 z @ONLYAVGEL 7h it's a joke. just like this country and i don't need to respect anything or anyone 3 643 Toxic Kiwi @DesireeWolf182 2h The military is why you have freedom. If you cannot appreciate them then you do not deserve freedom 6 O 10 z @ONLYAVGEL 2h wrong. we have freedom because of one direction 4 062560 Toxic Kiwi @DesireeWolf182 2h That literally made no sense. Get over yourself and admit to being disrespectful to people who give their lives so we can live feely. 2 2 z @ONLYAVGEL 2h who gives us freedom? one direction 80% the military 20% 2,280 votes 21 hours 18 minutes left one direction O 80% the military 20% 2,280 votes 21 hours 17 minutes left 5 64 79 Toxic Kiwi @DesireeWolf182 2h Anyone who votes One Direction is a privileged scumbag like you. Spoiled kids make me wanna puke. t01 love, kylie @FEELINGBLOO Replying to @DesireeWolf182 and @ONLYAVGEL one direction literally fought for our right to be skinny in america Imao open a history book 2018-02-28, 10:54 PM Anyone who votes One Direction is a privileged scumbag like you. Spoiled kids make me wanna puke. ロ1 melanie @lilanemic. 2h There's literally pictures of Harry Styles fighting in World War ll you can't argue with facts. He's an American hero. z @ONLYAVGEL 2h thank u so much for bringing this up. it's a piece of history that many like to overlook 96 t13 198 198S
America, Arguing, and Facts: z @ONLYAVGEL 1d
 girls who weren't scared to say they
 liked 1d in 2012 are braver than the
 marines
 207
 15.2K
 54.9K
 C-Cups @cameronunion 8h
 This Is disgusting
 4
 01
 49
 z @ONLYAVGEL 8h
 grow up
 2
 ) 229
 C-Cups @cameronunion 8h
 Grow up? You're insulting the people
 that help give you freedom. It's not
 about being grown, it's about respect.
 73
 z @ONLYAVGEL 7h
 it's a joke. just like this country and i
 don't need to respect anything or
 anyone
 3
 643

 Toxic Kiwi @DesireeWolf182 2h
 The military is why you have freedom. If
 you cannot appreciate them then you
 do not deserve freedom
 6
 O 10
 z @ONLYAVGEL 2h
 wrong. we have freedom because of
 one direction
 4
 062560
 Toxic Kiwi @DesireeWolf182 2h
 That literally made no sense. Get over
 yourself and admit to being
 disrespectful to people who give their
 lives so we can live feely.
 2
 2
 z @ONLYAVGEL 2h
 who gives us freedom?
 one direction
 80%
 the military
 20%
 2,280 votes 21 hours 18 minutes left

 one direction O
 80%
 the military
 20%
 2,280 votes 21 hours 17 minutes left
 5
 64
 79
 Toxic Kiwi @DesireeWolf182 2h
 Anyone who votes One Direction is a
 privileged scumbag like you. Spoiled
 kids make me wanna puke.
 t01
 love, kylie
 @FEELINGBLOO
 Replying to @DesireeWolf182 and @ONLYAVGEL
 one direction literally fought for our
 right to be skinny in america Imao
 open a history book
 2018-02-28, 10:54 PM

 Anyone who votes One Direction is a
 privileged scumbag like you. Spoiled
 kids make me wanna puke.
 ロ1
 melanie @lilanemic. 2h
 There's literally pictures of Harry Styles
 fighting in World War ll you can't argue
 with facts. He's an American hero.
 z @ONLYAVGEL 2h
 thank u so much for bringing this up.
 it's a piece of history that many like to
 overlook
 96
 t13 198
 198S