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The: Let me sing you the song of my people
The: Let me sing you the song of my people

Let me sing you the song of my people

The: Polite doggo cleans the door (what would we do without himb (via: @jazzthesetter)
The: Polite doggo cleans the door (what would we do without himb (via: @jazzthesetter)

Polite doggo cleans the door (what would we do without himb (via: @jazzthesetter)

The: Go show the homies some love!!☺️
The: Go show the homies some love!!☺️

Go show the homies some love!!☺️

The: Maybe it’s just the demon under my bed..
The: Maybe it’s just the demon under my bed..

Maybe it’s just the demon under my bed..

The: You can follow the UPS Dogs blog here
The: You can follow the UPS Dogs blog here

You can follow the UPS Dogs blog here

The: I take him for rides around the neighborhood now
The: I take him for rides around the neighborhood now

I take him for rides around the neighborhood now

The: tindershwinder:I hate all men. Yes every single one. Yes even you in the back.
The: tindershwinder:I hate all men. Yes every single one. Yes even you in the back.

tindershwinder:I hate all men. Yes every single one. Yes even you in the back.

The: I hate all men. Yes every single one. Yes even you in the back.
The: I hate all men. Yes every single one. Yes even you in the back.

I hate all men. Yes every single one. Yes even you in the back.

The: Doggo doin a dance off with the lengthy boi (via: @arctic.archie)
The: Doggo doin a dance off with the lengthy boi (via: @arctic.archie)

Doggo doin a dance off with the lengthy boi (via: @arctic.archie)

The: the boys and i getting shitfaced in the club after coronavirus is over
The: the boys and i getting shitfaced in the club after coronavirus is over

the boys and i getting shitfaced in the club after coronavirus is over

The: The church in my town is always posting fantastic signs
The: The church in my town is always posting fantastic signs

The church in my town is always posting fantastic signs

The: positive-memes: The Best News Stories From 2019 illustratedfull illustrations here
The: positive-memes:



The Best News Stories From 2019 illustratedfull illustrations here

positive-memes: The Best News Stories From 2019 illustratedfull illustrations here

The: All hail the snake goddess!
The: All hail the snake goddess!

All hail the snake goddess!

The: Diversity is the way to go!
The: Diversity is the way to go!

Diversity is the way to go!

The: The sauce?
The: The sauce?

The sauce?

The: Conspiracy to the max
The: Conspiracy to the max

Conspiracy to the max

The: Guess who’s going to survive the extinction this time????
The: Guess who’s going to survive the extinction this time????

Guess who’s going to survive the extinction this time????

The: awesomacious: Furret is here to tell you that you can do the thing
The: awesomacious:

Furret is here to tell you that you can do the thing

awesomacious: Furret is here to tell you that you can do the thing

The: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.”
The: brightlotusmoon:
a-holiday-franchise:


perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY


imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” 



“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”

brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-ch...

The: Hey I’ve seen this on the internet
The: Hey I’ve seen this on the internet

Hey I’ve seen this on the internet

The: It turns out well in the end
The: It turns out well in the end

It turns out well in the end

The: The last nerve
The: The last nerve

The last nerve

The: If my summer gets ruined at least me and the boys can game.
The: If my summer gets ruined at least me and the boys can game.

If my summer gets ruined at least me and the boys can game.

The: The Japanese art of embracing the imperfection
The: The Japanese art of embracing the imperfection

The Japanese art of embracing the imperfection

The: In the meanwhile I just sit here and make memes…
The: In the meanwhile I just sit here and make memes…

In the meanwhile I just sit here and make memes…

The: They had us in the first half
The: They had us in the first half

They had us in the first half

The: every chef’s dream is to make all the pretty and aesthetic animated food from Disney movies
The: every chef’s dream is to make all the pretty and aesthetic animated food from Disney movies

every chef’s dream is to make all the pretty and aesthetic animated food from Disney movies

The: lesbocosmo: targent: targent: new look…new me…new horizons the long awaited tank is here….Enjoy
The: lesbocosmo:

targent:

targent:
new look…new me…new horizons
the long awaited tank is here….Enjoy

lesbocosmo: targent: targent: new look…new me…new horizons the long awaited tank is here….Enjoy

The: Well, thank goodness the virus can’t move sideways.
The: Well, thank goodness the virus can’t move sideways.

Well, thank goodness the virus can’t move sideways.

The: starkswhee: queercyberoceancowgirl: tulparightsactivist: cheshireinthemiddle: joekewlio: systlin: jabberwockypie: kayrowhitesyrup: black-girl-against-feminism: keyhollow: surprisebitch: pancakes are made of eggs omfg Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t. Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables. This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens. It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen. Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.  Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it. Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas. Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?
The: starkswhee:
queercyberoceancowgirl:

tulparightsactivist:

cheshireinthemiddle:


joekewlio:


systlin:

jabberwockypie:

kayrowhitesyrup:

black-girl-against-feminism:


keyhollow:

surprisebitch:

pancakes are made of eggs omfg




Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. 


I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯



As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.
Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 


Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.
Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.
Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. 


Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

starkswhee: queercyberoceancowgirl: tulparightsactivist: cheshireinthemiddle: joekewlio: systlin: jabberwockypie: kayrowhitesyrup...

The: justcatposts: not a care in the world  (via: @swongm)
The: justcatposts:
not a care in the world 
(via: @swongm)

justcatposts: not a care in the world  (via: @swongm)

The: elierlick: contemporarysnowflake: For the allies (and autistic people) who need it 💙 Important info for Autism Acceptance Month! 
The: elierlick:

contemporarysnowflake:
For the allies (and autistic people) who need it 💙
Important info for Autism Acceptance Month! 

elierlick: contemporarysnowflake: For the allies (and autistic people) who need it 💙 Important info for Autism Acceptance Month! 

The: YouTube is definitely a guilty pleasure of ours, but damn those YouTubers sure do love the attention! #Memes #YouTube #Entertainment
The: YouTube is definitely a guilty pleasure of ours, but damn those YouTubers sure do love the attention! #Memes #YouTube #Entertainment

YouTube is definitely a guilty pleasure of ours, but damn those YouTubers sure do love the attention! #Memes #YouTube #Entertainment

The: Guess who’s going to survive the extinction this time????
The: Guess who’s going to survive the extinction this time????

Guess who’s going to survive the extinction this time????

The: Even the box is supporting you, y'all can do it <3
The: Even the box is supporting you, y'all can do it <3

Even the box is supporting you, y'all can do it <3

The: The more the better
The: The more the better

The more the better

The: the-memedaddy: Meirl
The: the-memedaddy:

Meirl

the-memedaddy: Meirl

The: afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself: argumate: afloweroutofstone: Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done. this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale. It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras? That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations. Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today: I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now! @cominyern​ Subgenre!  Red is killer/slasher/psychological Blue is monster/creature Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon Green is alien Black is zombies Purple is vampires It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest. that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety. (i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally) I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!
The: afloweroutofstone:

iamicecreamsbitch:

averyterrible:


afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

the-real-numbers:

identicaltomyself:


argumate:


afloweroutofstone:
Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done.
this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale.


It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras?


That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations.

Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today:
I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now!

@cominyern​ Subgenre! 
Red is killer/slasher/psychological
Blue is monster/creature
Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon
Green is alien
Black is zombies
Purple is vampires
It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest.

that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety.

(i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally)



I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! 

Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!

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