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the cave: MCU Timeline A, Read caption for my evidence) I've gathered evidence for this theory 1) CA:TFA takes place from 1942-1945. Cap was frozen in ice in 1944 (More later) 2) Iron Man. Happy said (SMH), "....since 2008." 3)Hulk takes place after the events of Iron Man, which is about a yr, bc he was captive in the cave for like a few months, plus there's his time as Tony before that, and Tony was off the news for like a few months to build his Iron Man Suit. Putting the end of the movie towards the end of 2008 3)Cap waking up. So CA:TFA takes place from 1942-1945. This makes you think Cap freezes in 1945, but after they show the war ending. Which isn't right, he was frozen in 1944. Cap says in SMH he was frozen for 65 yrs 1944+65=2009 Also you see his Shield in IM2 4)IM2 starts with Hammer trying to get Tony's suit. Now this is likely to happen just after Iron Man is revealed, and that was like close to a yr 5)Thor is directly after IM2, bc of the end scene. Nick even says he's got other things to do in IM 2, and it was confirmed, that Hulk, Thor, and IM 2 all happen in the same week 6)Avengers. Now Dr. Selvig can't have been working on the tesserac too long, at least a few months. Plus Loki would have disappeared for like a few months too. It's also safe to assume, 8 yrs later in SMH that it's 2009 since Marvel said SMH is in 2017 7)Iron Man 3. Now Killian says 13 yrs ago, he met Tony in 1999, so that would put it at 2012. Also Tony couldn't have built all those suits in a few months, it would've taken 3 yrs at least 8)Thor 2 would've been from 2009-2013. The imprisonment of Loki, then 4 yrs of Thor restoring order to the 9 realms. This would also explain why Jane is mad. He was gone 4 yrs 9)CA:TWS The Helicarriers took time to build, and Stark helped, plus they were cleaning it up (SMH) 10-11)GOTG 1&2 both happen in 2014, said by James Gunn 12)AOU is one yr before CW, and it would've been a yr to raid EVERY base 13)AM refers to AOU 14)CW Vision says "8 yrs....announced as Iron Man." 15) DS probably starts after IM2 with the pilot, training, and then the end fight 16) SMH is 2017 bc 8 yrs after Avengers. The dance would also be the end of Xmas break, bc the decathlon in Oct (Ned's poster) Comment your thoughts
the cave: MCU Timeline
 A,
 Read caption for my
 evidence)
I've gathered evidence for this theory 1) CA:TFA takes place from 1942-1945. Cap was frozen in ice in 1944 (More later) 2) Iron Man. Happy said (SMH), "....since 2008." 3)Hulk takes place after the events of Iron Man, which is about a yr, bc he was captive in the cave for like a few months, plus there's his time as Tony before that, and Tony was off the news for like a few months to build his Iron Man Suit. Putting the end of the movie towards the end of 2008 3)Cap waking up. So CA:TFA takes place from 1942-1945. This makes you think Cap freezes in 1945, but after they show the war ending. Which isn't right, he was frozen in 1944. Cap says in SMH he was frozen for 65 yrs 1944+65=2009 Also you see his Shield in IM2 4)IM2 starts with Hammer trying to get Tony's suit. Now this is likely to happen just after Iron Man is revealed, and that was like close to a yr 5)Thor is directly after IM2, bc of the end scene. Nick even says he's got other things to do in IM 2, and it was confirmed, that Hulk, Thor, and IM 2 all happen in the same week 6)Avengers. Now Dr. Selvig can't have been working on the tesserac too long, at least a few months. Plus Loki would have disappeared for like a few months too. It's also safe to assume, 8 yrs later in SMH that it's 2009 since Marvel said SMH is in 2017 7)Iron Man 3. Now Killian says 13 yrs ago, he met Tony in 1999, so that would put it at 2012. Also Tony couldn't have built all those suits in a few months, it would've taken 3 yrs at least 8)Thor 2 would've been from 2009-2013. The imprisonment of Loki, then 4 yrs of Thor restoring order to the 9 realms. This would also explain why Jane is mad. He was gone 4 yrs 9)CA:TWS The Helicarriers took time to build, and Stark helped, plus they were cleaning it up (SMH) 10-11)GOTG 1&2 both happen in 2014, said by James Gunn 12)AOU is one yr before CW, and it would've been a yr to raid EVERY base 13)AM refers to AOU 14)CW Vision says "8 yrs....announced as Iron Man." 15) DS probably starts after IM2 with the pilot, training, and then the end fight 16) SMH is 2017 bc 8 yrs after Avengers. The dance would also be the end of Xmas break, bc the decathlon in Oct (Ned's poster) Comment your thoughts

I've gathered evidence for this theory 1) CA:TFA takes place from 1942-1945. Cap was frozen in ice in 1944 (More later) 2) Iron Man. Happ...

the cave: Meet my new workout buddy: @DrSmashlove A lot of u wanna date someone and complain that the person u with don't feel the same thing for u that u feel for them. "You love me ... but you don't love me the way I love you." And this become the basis of discord and enmity between two lovers. I would posit that people who feel this way got their expectations fucked up. Let's take it back to the caveman. The caveman loved the cave woman for the companionship and comfort she provided. U feel me? After a long day of wrestling saber tooth tigers and dinosaurs with his bare hands bruh the only thing that could cool his ass off at the end of the day in that cold ass cave was the warm confines of the four walls of some soft cave woman Punani 🤗. Similarly the cave woman engendered love in the heart of the caveman by rearing his chirren. And she appreciated him: "shit, I'm 5'3". I couldn't wrestle bears and shit alone. This caveman low key got stink-bref but I'll let his ass breathe fire into my grill for the comfort of not having to watch my chirren being eaten alive 😍." <- women BEEN the smarter, more reasonable-rational species 😂. Fast forward to 2017 where we over-obsessed with equality and everyone want equality in EVERYTHING, even emotions. "Do you crave me like I crave you?" "Do you think about me like I think of you?" "No good morning text huh ok GOOD NIGHT" <- at 11:03 am baby girl? What time zone u in? China? 😂 And we expect all these feelings in an era where we done fucked up the relationship-responsibility paradigm. Fully capable grown ass men be unemployed on the couch smoking weed eating Funyuns for breakfast playing PlayStation talmbout "do u luh me baby" - bruh - what is there to love - u ain even disabled - u just CHOOSE not to work - if the caveman were alive today he'd bust the door down on yo crib and strangle yo ass talmbout "OOGA BOOGA - I AINT WRESTLE ELEPHANTS TO MAINTAIN THE BLOODLINE FOR THIS FUCKERY". Ask yourself: do u feel in your heart that this person loves u? Not exactly how u love them but in their own way? If yes, then give it a chance. Expect reciprocation sexually because he can control that. Emotions can be faked but you're better off accepting the real thing. Bless up 😍😂
the cave: Meet my new workout buddy:
 @DrSmashlove
A lot of u wanna date someone and complain that the person u with don't feel the same thing for u that u feel for them. "You love me ... but you don't love me the way I love you." And this become the basis of discord and enmity between two lovers. I would posit that people who feel this way got their expectations fucked up. Let's take it back to the caveman. The caveman loved the cave woman for the companionship and comfort she provided. U feel me? After a long day of wrestling saber tooth tigers and dinosaurs with his bare hands bruh the only thing that could cool his ass off at the end of the day in that cold ass cave was the warm confines of the four walls of some soft cave woman Punani 🤗. Similarly the cave woman engendered love in the heart of the caveman by rearing his chirren. And she appreciated him: "shit, I'm 5'3". I couldn't wrestle bears and shit alone. This caveman low key got stink-bref but I'll let his ass breathe fire into my grill for the comfort of not having to watch my chirren being eaten alive 😍." <- women BEEN the smarter, more reasonable-rational species 😂. Fast forward to 2017 where we over-obsessed with equality and everyone want equality in EVERYTHING, even emotions. "Do you crave me like I crave you?" "Do you think about me like I think of you?" "No good morning text huh ok GOOD NIGHT" <- at 11:03 am baby girl? What time zone u in? China? 😂 And we expect all these feelings in an era where we done fucked up the relationship-responsibility paradigm. Fully capable grown ass men be unemployed on the couch smoking weed eating Funyuns for breakfast playing PlayStation talmbout "do u luh me baby" - bruh - what is there to love - u ain even disabled - u just CHOOSE not to work - if the caveman were alive today he'd bust the door down on yo crib and strangle yo ass talmbout "OOGA BOOGA - I AINT WRESTLE ELEPHANTS TO MAINTAIN THE BLOODLINE FOR THIS FUCKERY". Ask yourself: do u feel in your heart that this person loves u? Not exactly how u love them but in their own way? If yes, then give it a chance. Expect reciprocation sexually because he can control that. Emotions can be faked but you're better off accepting the real thing. Bless up 😍😂

A lot of u wanna date someone and complain that the person u with don't feel the same thing for u that u feel for them. "You love me ......

the cave: Dog in cardboard cutout @Drsmashlove Now a lot of u men like "aye smash I think I'm giving my girl that good dick but how do I know". There's a lot of ways to tell. Do she sext u when she drunk? That mean u doing it right. Do she scream in tongues like she possessed by the devil when u hit it? Then u doing it right. Do she stalk u? Then u definitely doing it right 😀. But there is an easier test I like to call the TupperWare Test. The TupperWare Test is simple Bruh. If she just show up and hand u that TupperWare with two dozen soft, chewy chocolate chip salted caramel cookies like "hey, I baked - so I thought you'd like these", nah. Hell nah. This wasn't an afterthought. She baked FOR YOU Bruh. She reminisced on getting that good dick and said "this man has delivered that good dick so imma deliver some baked goods." This dates back to the caveman, as I quote from Sir Richard Hamilton's seminal book on the caveman, "The Way of the Cave Human" from 1853 and I quote: "After the caveman doth administered a robust bout of sexual intercourse with his cave maiden whereupon she hath released an abundance of vaginal secretions and abandoned her senses to the point where she hath grunted to the caveman that he hath penetrated her so thoroughly that he hath become her father when indeed he were only her husband, the caveman retired to the forest to select a deer upon which to dine with his cave family, and, upon his return to the cave, discovered that his cave maiden hath baked him a dozen wheat biscuits sweetened with wildflower nectar upon a homemade hearth she had fashioned from a hollow stone and fire." <- I just made this up lol but the point is that since time immemorial, if u give her that good dick Bruh she gon bake for u. So THAT'S how u know u hit it right. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂
the cave: Dog in cardboard cutout
 @Drsmashlove
Now a lot of u men like "aye smash I think I'm giving my girl that good dick but how do I know". There's a lot of ways to tell. Do she sext u when she drunk? That mean u doing it right. Do she scream in tongues like she possessed by the devil when u hit it? Then u doing it right. Do she stalk u? Then u definitely doing it right 😀. But there is an easier test I like to call the TupperWare Test. The TupperWare Test is simple Bruh. If she just show up and hand u that TupperWare with two dozen soft, chewy chocolate chip salted caramel cookies like "hey, I baked - so I thought you'd like these", nah. Hell nah. This wasn't an afterthought. She baked FOR YOU Bruh. She reminisced on getting that good dick and said "this man has delivered that good dick so imma deliver some baked goods." This dates back to the caveman, as I quote from Sir Richard Hamilton's seminal book on the caveman, "The Way of the Cave Human" from 1853 and I quote: "After the caveman doth administered a robust bout of sexual intercourse with his cave maiden whereupon she hath released an abundance of vaginal secretions and abandoned her senses to the point where she hath grunted to the caveman that he hath penetrated her so thoroughly that he hath become her father when indeed he were only her husband, the caveman retired to the forest to select a deer upon which to dine with his cave family, and, upon his return to the cave, discovered that his cave maiden hath baked him a dozen wheat biscuits sweetened with wildflower nectar upon a homemade hearth she had fashioned from a hollow stone and fire." <- I just made this up lol but the point is that since time immemorial, if u give her that good dick Bruh she gon bake for u. So THAT'S how u know u hit it right. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂

Now a lot of u men like "aye smash I think I'm giving my girl that good dick but how do I know". There's a lot of ways to tell. Do she se...