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The Door: When y'all been kissing and touching for 5 minutes and she tells you “Go lock the door.”
The Door: When y'all been kissing and touching for 5 minutes and she tells you “Go lock the door.”

When y'all been kissing and touching for 5 minutes and she tells you “Go lock the door.”

The Door: who opens the door for the bus driver? by alexcrelled MORE MEMES
The Door: who opens the door for the bus driver? by alexcrelled
MORE MEMES

who opens the door for the bus driver? by alexcrelled MORE MEMES

The Door: who opens the door for the bus driver?
The Door: who opens the door for the bus driver?

who opens the door for the bus driver?

The Door: dontforgettospeak: wickedwonderlandd: trinikelly1984: morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?   Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake. Sharing for all the safety items!! This is horrifying that these things are even necessary. Reblog to save a frickin life I’ve got the addalock one from above (plus a bar for my sliding door and additional window locks) and it gives me serious piece of mind.
The Door: dontforgettospeak:

wickedwonderlandd:

trinikelly1984:

morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. 
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.



Sharing for all the safety items!! 



This is horrifying that these things are even necessary. Reblog to save a frickin life

I’ve got the addalock one from above (plus a bar for my sliding door and additional window locks) and it gives me serious piece of mind.

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The Door: themiscyra1983: divinefestival: Okay but lets illustrate how much white privileged is involved with this story. The weapons this little demon used to kill Grant Nelson were stolen from Walmart. She walked into Walmart, grabbed a machete and a knife, and then just casually walked out the door without anyone attempting to stop her. You get a box of tampons from Walmart and you don’t have it in a bag, they wanna check your receipt. Becky the Sociopath walked out unchecked with literal weapons. Then she had time to wait outside for the uber this poor man drove to come pick her up. Then she got in his back seat and stabbed him multiple times, pushed him out onto the street, and stole the car. He was able to tell the police who stabbed him before he died. She then crashes the car and is found by the police hiding behind a tree covered in blood. The police try to gently coerce her into dropping her fucking blood covered knives and when she refuses do they shoot her eight times? Oh noooo Lizzy Borden gets tazed and brought in unharmed. Like just think about the stories that have come out these past two weeks alone. The unarmed black teenager who were literally murdered based on vague suspicion and this girl actually kills someone and is still standing. The white girl who stole weapons from Walmart and killed an Uber driver was taken alive. The white guy who took weapons to a convention and planned to kill Jason David Frank and multiple police officers was taken alive. The white guy who murdered two men who had tried to defend the Muslim women he was harassing was taken alive. Don’t tell me police had to kill Tamir Rice or Michael Brown or ANYONE else out of caution or fear for their safety. Not when white people who are legitimate threats, even direct threats to police, are routinely taken alive.
The Door: themiscyra1983:

divinefestival:

Okay but lets illustrate how much white privileged is involved with this story. The weapons this little demon used to kill Grant Nelson were stolen from Walmart. She walked into Walmart, grabbed a machete and a knife, and then just casually walked out the door without anyone attempting to stop her. You get a box of tampons from Walmart and you don’t have it in a bag, they wanna check your receipt. Becky the Sociopath walked out unchecked with literal weapons. 
Then she had time to wait outside for the uber this poor man drove to come pick her up. Then she got in his back seat and stabbed him multiple times, pushed him out onto the street, and stole the car. He was able to tell the police who stabbed him before he died. She then crashes the car and is found by the police hiding behind a tree covered in blood. The police try to gently coerce her into dropping her fucking blood covered knives and when she refuses do they shoot her eight times? Oh noooo Lizzy Borden gets tazed and brought in unharmed. 
Like just think about the stories that have come out these past two weeks alone. The unarmed black teenager who were literally murdered based on vague suspicion and this girl actually kills someone and is still standing.


The white girl who stole weapons from Walmart and killed an Uber driver was taken alive.
The white guy who took weapons to a convention and planned to kill Jason David Frank and multiple police officers was taken alive.
The white guy who murdered two men who had tried to defend the Muslim women he was harassing was taken alive.
Don’t tell me police had to kill Tamir Rice or Michael Brown or ANYONE else out of caution or fear for their safety. Not when white people who are legitimate threats, even direct threats to police, are routinely taken alive.

themiscyra1983: divinefestival: Okay but lets illustrate how much white privileged is involved with this story. The weapons this little...

The Door: leah-halliwell92: inner: trinikelly1984: morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?   Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake. Sharing for all the safety items!! Informative. Please share! Signal Boost!
The Door: leah-halliwell92:

inner:
trinikelly1984:

morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. 
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.



Sharing for all the safety items!! 



Informative. Please share!

Signal Boost!

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The Door: Hand your breathing passes at the door when you leave
The Door: Hand your breathing passes at the door when you leave

Hand your breathing passes at the door when you leave

The Door: the light switch behind the door
The Door: the light switch behind the door

the light switch behind the door

The Door: This video was helpful but I still don't know how to close the door
The Door: This video was helpful but I still don't know how to close the door

This video was helpful but I still don't know how to close the door

The Door: When somebody leaves the room but forgets to close the door
The Door: When somebody leaves the room but forgets to close the door

When somebody leaves the room but forgets to close the door

The Door: You can’t open the drawer if the door is closed.
The Door: You can’t open the drawer if the door is closed.

You can’t open the drawer if the door is closed.

The Door: Close the door when you leave or get the vibe check
The Door: Close the door when you leave or get the vibe check

Close the door when you leave or get the vibe check

The Door: sonneillonv: violent-cisbian: lesbianplayinanimalcrossing: violent-cisbian: thevirginmaryswomb: radcybergoth: blackswallowtailbutterfly: ryderdai: the-pump-king: morphimus: charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn: queen-of-dirt: charlesoberonn: notaboyscout: charlesoberonn: memory-thought: charlesoberonn: updogonline: It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong. I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid. You can see the inside of the cardboard though. This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set. it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA. y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door. I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal. American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last. Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls. Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood. Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that. Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is. Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes. Read this article. https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality Then watch this video. Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that? It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️ I’m in Canada. I haven’t noticed any door be quite that flimsy. You could kick a hole in some of them (the hollow ones) but not right through, and not without hurting yourself. It also depends on how old your house is. My parents house is from the 80s and all the doors are solid wood Yeah my parents were the first people to live in our house so it would have been built in the same decade. I remember my mom saying that she liked how the doors were solid wood, and little me was confused bc I thought all doors were made of wood do y'all,,,, not have stone walls,,,,? No we don’t, usually just plywood or plasterboard with wooden frames for support. If it is stone it’s usually just a “feature wall” that is made of the aforementioned materials but with a thin layer of stone glued on. Basically this but just with paint over the plasterboard, American houses (or at least new ones) are built to look nice but ware easily. why would anyone build something like that? didn’t the pig with the wood house get killed or something? don’t y'all learn from your childhood? I live in AZ and one of my exterior doors is Styrofoam. Literally Styrofoam with a flexible plastic plate over it. You could kick right through it.  Or, if you felt like sneaking in and murdering me, cut through it with a kitchen knife.   Needless to say I’m having it replaced. -laughs in solid wooden door-
The Door: sonneillonv:

violent-cisbian:

lesbianplayinanimalcrossing:


violent-cisbian:


thevirginmaryswomb:


radcybergoth:


blackswallowtailbutterfly:


ryderdai:

the-pump-king:


morphimus:


charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

queen-of-dirt:

charlesoberonn:

notaboyscout:

charlesoberonn:


memory-thought:

charlesoberonn:


updogonline:

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.



I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid. 

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.
This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.



it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA. 




y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.



I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.



American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.
Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.
Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.
Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.
Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.
Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.
Read this article.
https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality
Then watch this video.



Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that? 



It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

I’m in Canada. I haven’t noticed any door be quite that flimsy. You could kick a hole in some of them (the hollow ones) but not right through, and not without hurting yourself.



It also depends on how old your house is. My parents house is from the 80s and all the doors are solid wood



Yeah my parents were the first people to live in our house so it would have been built in the same decade. I remember my mom saying that she liked how the doors were solid wood, and little me was confused bc I thought all doors were made of wood



do y'all,,,, not have stone walls,,,,?



No we don’t, usually just plywood or plasterboard with wooden frames for support. If it is stone it’s usually just a “feature wall” that is made of the aforementioned materials but with a thin layer of stone glued on.
Basically this but just with paint over the plasterboard, American houses (or at least new ones) are built to look nice but ware easily.



why would anyone build something like that? didn’t the pig with the wood house get killed or something? don’t y'all learn from your childhood?

I live in AZ and one of my exterior doors is Styrofoam.
Literally Styrofoam with a flexible plastic plate over it.
You could kick right through it.  Or, if you felt like sneaking in and murdering me, cut through it with a kitchen knife.  
Needless to say I’m having it replaced.



-laughs in solid wooden door-

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The Door: DOnT ANSWER THE DOOR
The Door: DOnT ANSWER THE DOOR

DOnT ANSWER THE DOOR

The Door: Had to show off my recreated quarantine door as well. My 11 year old daughter actually painted the door lol
The Door: Had to show off my recreated quarantine door as well. My 11 year old daughter actually painted the door lol

Had to show off my recreated quarantine door as well. My 11 year old daughter actually painted the door lol

The Door: I shower with the door open because there's no vent in there and my dog is afraid of thunder but, also water: his solution.
The Door: I shower with the door open because there's no vent in there and my dog is afraid of thunder but, also water: his solution.

I shower with the door open because there's no vent in there and my dog is afraid of thunder but, also water: his solution.

The Door: In Despicable Me (2010) the door opens while Gru is pissing. This causes him to piss all over the floor. Guys I’m serious this is an actual detail, trust me
The Door: In Despicable Me (2010) the door opens while Gru is pissing. This causes him to piss all over the floor. Guys I’m serious this is an actual detail, trust me

In Despicable Me (2010) the door opens while Gru is pissing. This causes him to piss all over the floor. Guys I’m serious this is an actu...

The Door: Vivica opened the door and it was go time.
The Door: Vivica opened the door and it was go time.

Vivica opened the door and it was go time.

The Door: The shades in my house that broke after a month, and cost WAY too much. Next to the door that’s never closed correctly. This whole house is a mess
The Door: The shades in my house that broke after a month, and cost WAY too much. Next to the door that’s never closed correctly. This whole house is a mess

The shades in my house that broke after a month, and cost WAY too much. Next to the door that’s never closed correctly. This whole house...

The Door: Found the door pic from u/Kabaiz2
The Door: Found the door pic from u/Kabaiz2

Found the door pic from u/Kabaiz2

The Door: Trans flag and trans room? My paint is blue, the door is white, and the flowers on the door are pink! Not quite the right order, but enjoy anyway ^-^
The Door: Trans flag and trans room? My paint is blue, the door is white, and the flowers on the door are pink! Not quite the right order, but enjoy anyway ^-^

Trans flag and trans room? My paint is blue, the door is white, and the flowers on the door are pink! Not quite the right order, but enjo...

The Door: Cops try to break the door but its closed by a chip
The Door: Cops try to break the door but its closed by a chip

Cops try to break the door but its closed by a chip

The Door: I thought the door was locked
The Door: I thought the door was locked

I thought the door was locked

The Door: When you order spices online and you hear a knock on the door
The Door: When you order spices online and you hear a knock on the door

When you order spices online and you hear a knock on the door

The Door: Open the door
The Door: Open the door

Open the door

The Door: I can’t fit through the door anymore
The Door: I can’t fit through the door anymore

I can’t fit through the door anymore

The Door: I can’t fit through the door anymore
The Door: I can’t fit through the door anymore

I can’t fit through the door anymore

The Door: I’m like hey ya what’s up hello alright alright since yo ass went in the door I just wanna shake it shake it chill and rolll idk bruh
The Door: I’m like hey ya what’s up hello alright alright since yo ass went in the door I just wanna shake it shake it chill and rolll idk bruh

I’m like hey ya what’s up hello alright alright since yo ass went in the door I just wanna shake it shake it chill and rolll idk bruh

The Door: epicdndmemes: You check the door to the tavern there’s no trap on it as far as you can see.
The Door: epicdndmemes:

You check the door to the tavern there’s no trap on it as far as you can see.

epicdndmemes: You check the door to the tavern there’s no trap on it as far as you can see.

The Door: Hold the door!
The Door: Hold the door!

Hold the door!

The Door: Hold the door
The Door: Hold the door

Hold the door

The Door: Ngl the door kinda scares me
The Door: Ngl the door kinda scares me

Ngl the door kinda scares me

The Door: My friend was (breast)feeding her baby and asked the dasher to leave the food at the door...
The Door: My friend was (breast)feeding her baby and asked the dasher to leave the food at the door...

My friend was (breast)feeding her baby and asked the dasher to leave the food at the door...

The Door: So I can’t go to bed because my cat fell asleep in front of the door...
The Door: So I can’t go to bed because my cat fell asleep in front of the door...

So I can’t go to bed because my cat fell asleep in front of the door...

The Door: The door is locked, what door?!?
The Door: The door is locked, what door?!?

The door is locked, what door?!?

The Door: My friend was (breast)feeding her baby and asked the dasher to leave the order at the door...
The Door: My friend was (breast)feeding her baby and asked the dasher to leave the order at the door...

My friend was (breast)feeding her baby and asked the dasher to leave the order at the door...

The Door: The door on girls Instagram posts be like
The Door: The door on girls Instagram posts be like

The door on girls Instagram posts be like

The Door: The door hanger announcement a friend made for us when my daughter was born!
The Door: The door hanger announcement a friend made for us when my daughter was born!

The door hanger announcement a friend made for us when my daughter was born!

The Door: It’s his favorite toy! He’s had the same one for years. As soon as you walk in the door he brings it for you to see!
The Door: It’s his favorite toy! He’s had the same one for years. As soon as you walk in the door he brings it for you to see!

It’s his favorite toy! He’s had the same one for years. As soon as you walk in the door he brings it for you to see!

The Door: Bitch the door
The Door: Bitch the door

Bitch the door