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Arguing, Broomstick, and Cheating: THE TELETUBBIES HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS FEEL OLD YET? <p><a href="https://bubblebootybert.tumblr.com/post/172120223812/elodieunderglass-moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">bubblebootybert</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/172118682872/moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">elodieunderglass</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://moneysltd.tumblr.com/post/171964940737/moldyfingers-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">moneysltd</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://moldyfingers.tumblr.com/post/171937063091/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">moldyfingers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/171932194775/libertarirynn-are-you-telling-me-that-the" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171931882199/are-you-telling-me-that-the-teletubbies-have" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.</p></blockquote> <p>Um wat</p> </blockquote> <p>turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a3ab3c74f7e20cd8be53a86ff20bf16/tumblr_inline_p5p445rlGU1t1rsqs_540.png" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"/></figure><p>most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. </p> <p>Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  </p> <p>po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. </p> <p>tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. </p> <p>scandals galore in that damn superdome. </p> </blockquote> <p>A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dca9f8fa7825674da10267d74e6d1dc7/tumblr_inline_p5qq458OMk1s3pojy_540.png" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"/></figure></blockquote> <p>So @eternalstrigoli sent me this asking how it fits in with the Adult Teletubbies lore from my dream. I’m happy to say that it does fit in, although not in the way people expect. <br/></p><p>In my dream lore, the Teletubbies on the popular show are actually toddlers, the captive young of a long-lived species of giant ancient cryptid. In my dream, the adult form of the Teletubby was an enormous shambling forest god. <br/></p><p>Weirdly, this was supported by the statement from the BBC in the wake of the Gay Tinky Winky conversation, when they argued that the male-identified character’s use of a handbag was innocent, and in no way a marker of his orientation: <b>“Tinky Winky is simply a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag.”</b></p><p>That’s right, the Beeb has stated that Tinky Winky is a <i>baby</i>.</p><p>You see, my theory says that the Tiddlytubbies, the reboot’s new “babies”, are indeed older babies or young toddlers. I argue that they are about the equivalent of one-year-old humans. The range could be from about 9 months to 18 months; but I’d say generally you would expect one-year-old humans to do the things the Tiddlytubbies do. They babble, tumble, toddle and play like slightly drunk kittens. They’re at the intersection of baby/toddler; capable of bumbling (toddling) around on their own, and they are reasonably autonomous, but still needing to be cared for and always falling over. In terms of physiology, they do resemble 1-year-olds, with the same physical proportions you would expect in a human of that age.<br/></p><p>The Teletubbies, by contrast, are more like… 3 or 4 year olds. They’re toddlers, older ones, not quite school-age: developmentally capable of having short conversations, setting up games and activities, and performing simple self-care (preparing food, putting themselves to bed). In terms of physiology, they do have the cutely rounded/stubby appearance associated with this age of toddlers, who traditionally have those classic potbellies and little round butts that stick out. <br/></p><p>And again, the BBC has stated that <i>the Teletubbies are babies</i>, not sexual beings at all.<br/></p><p>Thus, I don’t think the existence of the Tiddlytubbies suggests that the Teletubbies from the show produced them. Using the lore from the dream, they are young captive infants, being brought up in the same controlled conditions as the existing older toddlers. Within several years, this new crop of infants may approach the size and development of the existing Original Four. And, perhaps, replacing them…<br/></p></blockquote> <p class="npf_quote" data-npf='{"subtype":"quote"}'>I think I’m having an aneurism. </p></blockquote> <p>This post is canceled. Everyone go home.</p>
Arguing, Broomstick, and Cheating: THE TELETUBBIES
 HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS
 FEEL OLD YET?
<p><a href="https://bubblebootybert.tumblr.com/post/172120223812/elodieunderglass-moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">bubblebootybert</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/172118682872/moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">elodieunderglass</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://moneysltd.tumblr.com/post/171964940737/moldyfingers-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">moneysltd</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://moldyfingers.tumblr.com/post/171937063091/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">moldyfingers</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/171932194775/libertarirynn-are-you-telling-me-that-the" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171931882199/are-you-telling-me-that-the-teletubbies-have" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.</p></blockquote>

<p>Um wat</p>
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<p>turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a3ab3c74f7e20cd8be53a86ff20bf16/tumblr_inline_p5p445rlGU1t1rsqs_540.png" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"/></figure><p>most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. </p>
<p>Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  </p>
<p>po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. </p>
<p>tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. </p>
<p>scandals galore in that damn superdome. </p>
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<p>A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dca9f8fa7825674da10267d74e6d1dc7/tumblr_inline_p5qq458OMk1s3pojy_540.png" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>So @eternalstrigoli sent me this asking how it fits in with the Adult Teletubbies lore from my dream. I’m happy to say that it does fit in, although not in the way people expect. <br/></p><p>In my dream lore, the Teletubbies on the popular show are actually toddlers, the captive young of a long-lived species of giant ancient cryptid. In my dream, the adult form of the Teletubby was an enormous shambling forest god. <br/></p><p>Weirdly, this was supported by the statement from the BBC in the wake of the Gay Tinky Winky conversation, when they argued that the male-identified character’s use of a handbag was innocent, and in no way a marker of his orientation: <b>“Tinky Winky is simply a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag.”</b></p><p>That’s right, the Beeb has stated that Tinky Winky is a <i>baby</i>.</p><p>You see, my theory says that the Tiddlytubbies, the reboot’s new “babies”, are indeed older babies or young toddlers. I argue that they are about the equivalent of one-year-old humans. The range could be from about 9 months to 18 months; but I’d say generally you would expect one-year-old humans to do the things the Tiddlytubbies do. They babble, tumble, toddle and play like slightly drunk kittens. They’re at the intersection of baby/toddler; capable of bumbling (toddling) around on their own, and they are reasonably autonomous, but still needing to be cared for and always falling over. In terms of physiology, they do resemble 1-year-olds, with the same physical proportions you would expect in a human of that age.<br/></p><p>The Teletubbies, by contrast, are more like… 3 or 4 year olds. They’re toddlers, older ones, not quite school-age: developmentally capable of having short conversations, setting up games and activities, and performing simple self-care (preparing food, putting themselves to bed). In terms of physiology, they do have the cutely rounded/stubby appearance associated with this age of toddlers, who traditionally have those classic potbellies and little round butts that stick out. <br/></p><p>And again, the BBC has stated that <i>the Teletubbies are babies</i>, not sexual beings at all.<br/></p><p>Thus, I don’t think the existence of the Tiddlytubbies suggests that the Teletubbies from the show produced them. Using the lore from the dream, they are young captive infants, being brought up in the same controlled conditions as the existing older toddlers. Within several years, this new crop of infants may approach the size and development of the existing Original Four. And, perhaps, replacing them…<br/></p></blockquote>

<p class="npf_quote" data-npf='{"subtype":"quote"}'>I think I’m having an aneurism. </p></blockquote>

<p>This post is canceled. Everyone go home.</p>

<p><a href="https://bubblebootybert.tumblr.com/post/172120223812/elodieunderglass-moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">bubblebootyber...

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Fail, Life, and Memes: DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE
 HO WANT TO SEE YOU
 FAIL.
How can you make it happen? Let’s go straight to the tips: ✔️Clearly define the dream. The more clearly you can articulate what you want, the better you’ll stick to it in the face of resistance. Get down to specifics. What does the dream specifically look like? How will you know when you have achieved it? Define this! ✔️Understand why you’re doing what you are doing. Why does this dream matter? There is no right answer to this question. The important thing is just that you can answer it, and that your answer excites you and moves you to action. The more compelling the reasons are that you want to achieve your dream, the stronger your resolve will be to continue. ✔️ Fight Your Inner Naysayer 😉 You might be your own worst naysayer. Our ‘inner naysayer’ is that voice that tells us that we can’t do it: we aren’t smart enough, we aren’t rich enough, we aren’t lucky enough, we don’t know the right people, etc., to be able to pull off our unique vision. Don’t listen! Substitute your inner naysayer with an empowering voice. ✔️Take Risks. Nothing great can be gained if you aren’t willing to take risks. Risk isn’t something to avoid, in fact it can’t be avoided. Even a ‘safe’ job has risks. What is safe about it? There is more to life than just money. There is fulfillment and engagement. A lot of time the safe jobs don’t have fulfillment. Learn to embrace and enjoy taking risks. - IF you like the millmentortips drop a comment below!👇 - naysayers success motivation risks millionairementor

How can you make it happen? Let’s go straight to the tips: ✔️Clearly define the dream. The more clearly you can articulate what you want, th...

A Dream, Energy, and Goals: UILD YOUR OWN DREAMs OR SOMEONE WILL HIRE YOU TO BUILD THEIRS You know you were meant for great things but even so, it’s so easy to let our goals get sidetracked by fear and resistance. Today I would like to share three necessary steps to building a dream career.👇 - ✔️Imagine. Before any dream can come true, it must first be imagined. Take time to fantasize about your dream business. Forget status quo for the moment and think instead about how your talents, skills, and knowledge can be used to affect positive change around you. ✔️Envision. Before investing a great deal of time and money into any new project, its important to get very clear about how you expect the business to work and precisely which steps you’ll to take to build it. 🤔 ☝️Creating the dream is fun and the inspiration that comes with it can often be enough to propel you forward, into the planning process. Before any architect can build, though, they needs a working blueprint. ✔️Build. When we take the time to dream and envision before we build, we’re able to source energy from an entirely different place. The strength of that energy allows us to create based on our inner truth, and to pay attention to what really matters. - I know you can do it! Let me know what you think!👇 - imagine build succeed millionairementor
A Dream, Energy, and Goals: UILD YOUR OWN DREAMs
 OR SOMEONE WILL HIRE
 YOU TO BUILD THEIRS
You know you were meant for great things but even so, it’s so easy to let our goals get sidetracked by fear and resistance. Today I would like to share three necessary steps to building a dream career.👇 - ✔️Imagine. Before any dream can come true, it must first be imagined. Take time to fantasize about your dream business. Forget status quo for the moment and think instead about how your talents, skills, and knowledge can be used to affect positive change around you. ✔️Envision. Before investing a great deal of time and money into any new project, its important to get very clear about how you expect the business to work and precisely which steps you’ll to take to build it. 🤔 ☝️Creating the dream is fun and the inspiration that comes with it can often be enough to propel you forward, into the planning process. Before any architect can build, though, they needs a working blueprint. ✔️Build. When we take the time to dream and envision before we build, we’re able to source energy from an entirely different place. The strength of that energy allows us to create based on our inner truth, and to pay attention to what really matters. - I know you can do it! Let me know what you think!👇 - imagine build succeed millionairementor

You know you were meant for great things but even so, it’s so easy to let our goals get sidetracked by fear and resistance. Today I would li...

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Life, Memes, and Money: MLIOIRE MENTOR
 IGNORE THIE
 NAYSAYERS.
How can you ignore them? Let’s go straight to the tips: ✔️Clearly define the dream. The more clearly you can articulate what you want, the better you’ll stick to it in the face of resistance. Get down to specifics. What does the dream specifically look like? How will you know when you have achieved it? Define this! ✔️Understand why you’re doing what you are doing. Why does this dream matter? There is no right answer to this question. The important thing is just that you can answer it, and that your answer excites you and moves you to action. The more compelling the reasons are that you want to achieve your dream, the stronger your resolve will be to continue. ✔️ Fight Your Inner Naysayer 😉 You might be your own worst naysayer. Our ‘inner naysayer’ is that voice that tells us that we can’t do it: we aren’t smart enough, we aren’t rich enough, we aren’t lucky enough, we don’t know the right people, etc., to be able to pull off our unique vision. Don’t listen! Substitute your inner naysayer with an empowering voice. ✔️Take Risks. Nothing great can be gained if you aren’t willing to take risks. Risk isn’t something to avoid, in fact it can’t be avoided. Even a ‘safe’ job has risks. What is safe about it? There is more to life than just money. There is fulfillment and engagement. A lot of time the safe jobs don’t have fulfillment. Learn to embrace and enjoy taking risks. - IF you like the millmentortips drop a comment below!👇 - naysayers success motivation risks millionairementor

How can you ignore them? Let’s go straight to the tips: ✔️Clearly define the dream. The more clearly you can articulate what you want, the b...

Cum, Cute, and Fucking: <p><a href="http://redtubeyou.tumblr.com/post/166490069869/officialprydonchapter-silver-tongues-blog" class="tumblr_blog">redtubeyou</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://officialprydonchapter.tumblr.com/post/166474580366/silver-tongues-blog-adurot-that-is-not-funny" class="tumblr_blog">officialprydonchapter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://silver-tongues-blog.tumblr.com/post/166454833095/adurot-that-is-not-funny-that-is-not-cute-it-is" class="tumblr_blog">silver-tongues-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://adurot.tumblr.com/post/166454343119/that-is-not-funny-that-is-not-cute-it-is-animal" class="tumblr_blog">adurot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>That is not funny<br/> That is not cute<br/> It is animal abuse<br/> BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE<br/> BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE<br/> Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason. <br/> You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that. <br/> And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.</p></blockquote> <p>I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate<br/>no one pulled the damn thing in<br/>Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self<br/>Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate<br/>Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny<br/>It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint<br/>fucking christ</p> </blockquote> <p> Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>God bless the people in the notes who think this is an actual criticism of DuckTales (2017).</p> </blockquote>
Cum, Cute, and Fucking: <p><a href="http://redtubeyou.tumblr.com/post/166490069869/officialprydonchapter-silver-tongues-blog" class="tumblr_blog">redtubeyou</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://officialprydonchapter.tumblr.com/post/166474580366/silver-tongues-blog-adurot-that-is-not-funny" class="tumblr_blog">officialprydonchapter</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://silver-tongues-blog.tumblr.com/post/166454833095/adurot-that-is-not-funny-that-is-not-cute-it-is" class="tumblr_blog">silver-tongues-blog</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://adurot.tumblr.com/post/166454343119/that-is-not-funny-that-is-not-cute-it-is-animal" class="tumblr_blog">adurot</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>That is not funny<br/>
That is not cute<br/>
It is animal abuse<br/>
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE<br/>
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE<br/>
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason. <br/>
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that. <br/>
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.</p></blockquote>
<p>I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate<br/>no one pulled the damn thing in<br/>Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self<br/>Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate<br/>Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny<br/>It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint<br/>fucking christ</p>
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<p>

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

<br/></p>
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<p>God bless the people in the notes who think this is an actual criticism of DuckTales (2017).</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://redtubeyou.tumblr.com/post/166490069869/officialprydonchapter-silver-tongues-blog" class="tumblr_blog">redtubeyou</a>:</p...