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Facebook, Work, and facebook.com: Collegellumor H-HEY! DONT Yu WANT THE LAST DONUT?? DAMN IT, BEN, THERE WONT BE A'LATER!" I'LL EAT IT LATER You CAN HAVE IT IF YOU WANT IT. HE'S GONE. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? I DONT WANT IT! THEN DONT EAT IT. R DOESNY WORK LIKE THAT! WE BOTH KNOW HOW THIS ENDS. FACEBOOK.COM/CHARTOONS THAT not how it work Ben’ nope not at all

THAT not how it work Ben’ nope not at all

Crying, I Bet, and Love: Boy | Girl I saw her today I saw him today It seems likes its been førever I wonder if he still cares She looks better than before I couldn't stop staring at him I asked how things are going I asked about his new girlfriend I bet he's happy now I'd pick her over any girl I can't look at her without crying He wouldn't even look at me I told her I missed her I meant it I love her I held her for the last time He didn't mean it He doesn't mean it He loves his new girlfriend He gave me a friendly hug Then I went home and cried I love him Then I went home and cried I lost her https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Crazy, Scream, and Hilarious: he's annoying, he's hilarious, he's the world's biggest asshole, he makes me want to scream, he ruins my day and saves it at the last minute, he drives me crazy, he's out of his mind, i hate his guts, and he's everything i want. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Dodgeball, Avengers, and Avengers Assemble: When youre the last person on your team during dodgeball and the coach yells "jailbreak" OLIMITLESSAo Avengers assemble!

Avengers assemble!

Club, Future, and Gif: tumblr Year in Review Animated TV 2019 2019 fandom: 2019’s Top Animated TV This list contains DuckTales and Invader Zim, just like a list of 2001’s Top Animated TV Shows would have. Steven Universe +1 Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir +1 Voltron: Legendary Defenders −2 She-Ra and the Princesses of Power Invader Zim +16 Moominvalley Star vs. the Forces of Evil −1 The Dragon Prince −1 Ducktales Young Justice +12 South Park −7 OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes +2 Avatar: The Last Airbender −1 Gravity Falls −6 Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Castlevania −3 Adventure Time −12 Villainous −8 Danny Phantom −1 Rapunzel’s Tangled Adventure +6 Carmen Sandiego Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart Teen Titans −12 Final Space +3 Trollhunters −10 The Simpsons −7 Rick and Morty −11 Twelve Forever Amphibia BoJack Horseman −13 Steven Universe Future Winx Club The Legend of Korra −8 Phineas and Ferb Love, Death & Robots Over The Garden Wall −8 3Below: Tales of Arcadia Big Mouth Total Drama The Loud House −16 Kim Possible The Powerpuff Girls −12 Sam and Max Hilda We Bare Bears −16 Transformers: Animated Tuca and Bertie The Amazing World of Gumball Disenchantment Star Wars Rebels −27The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.

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Be Like, Iphone, and Pizza: Reese @aintyouvello The First 48 producers be some nigga get killed in a savages pizza shop the title of the episode be like "The Last Slice" 3:05 PM 10/23/19 Twitter for iPhone 5,541 Retweets 16.5K Likes

Confused, Crying, and Time: oatly barista blend sommelier @BUGPOSTING the last time i went to urgent care i checked off "excessive crying" on the symptom list and the nurse got really confused and told me that was meant for babies meirl

meirl

Beautiful, Jedi, and Music: John Williams using his decades of composing beautiful music experience for The Last Jedi daromemeic 4 Old format but here ya go

Old format but here ya go

Future, God, and Tumblr: oke God of War- FanArt filipe-augusto-art: God of War Fan Art - “You’re ready, Boy!”This is a God of War fan art I created to publish with the last game release. I chose to recreate a possible future of Kratos and Atreus, as I imagined them, because I am a huge fan and played all of the previous games. Since I didn’t have had the pleasure to play this last game, this draw might be inaccurate, comparing to it. I hope you enjoy.https://www.artstation.com/filipeartaugusto

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Bible, Mind, and First: If you remove the first letter of Empty, it's pronounced the same way, if you remove the last letter, it's still the same and even if you go on to remove the the first, third and last last letters, You'll still be left with 'MT And if you remove every letter it still empty. Ig pun bible Mind blown

Mind blown

Alive, Dank, and Memes: When the final bell rings on the last day of school, but the teacher says, "I dismiss you, not the bell." The entire class: CLONE TROOPER: 1'm SORRV, SIR, WE ARE no LONGER REQUIRED TO FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS TEACHER ITS TREASON THEN u/xhizors93 He’s too dangerous to be kept alive! by xhizors93 MORE MEMES

He’s too dangerous to be kept alive! by xhizors93 MORE MEMES

Time, You, and Bro: Dentist: When was the last time you flossed? Me: Bro, you were THERE

Beer, Christmas, and Dad: Tim 38 less than a kilometer away Are you looking for someone to take home to your family Christmas dinner? A handsome, established man with a thriving career, a nice home and a practical car... a man your mother will love and your dad will want to talk sports with over a cold beer? If so, look no further than Bumble. If you're looking for someone who will tell you horrifically dark jokes and lick your butthole, I'm probably more your speed. Let’s see if this gets more matches than the last one…

Let’s see if this gets more matches than the last one…

Life, News, and Say It: Wot A man was found dead last nignt in our town's amphitheatre. The news reported him as a "Man that loved to cycle, and was without a home the last few days of his life. But there was no signs of foul play" Can we please stop with these euphemisms and say it how it is? Wot A human being froze to death in the richest country in the world, because he had nowhere warm to sleep on a freezing cold night in Oregon. Maybe if we started saying it like that more people would actually be upset

Bad, Fucking, and God: my feelings are hurt @john_from_hr Girl: Rearrange my guts daddy Surgeon: Why isn't she under anesthesia Anesthesiologists: She's under so much anesthesia thecringeandwincefactory: I fucked up my knee real bad as a teenager doing something stupid and had to get a couple rounds of surgery to get it sorted out. I can’t do general anesthesia because it’ll send me into a depressive episode, so I get epidurals instead. The last surgery I got was when I was maybe 24. I did the epidural method for that one. From what I remember the anesthesiologist injected some fentanyl derivative directly into my spinal column, and - I basically just fucking spasmed out of pure joy on the gurney. I blurted aw, FUCK YEAH real loud because fentanyl direct to the brain is like Sex With God, and every person in the OR froze for a second, unsure of how to respond. My point is, this is completely realistic.

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Apple, Minecraft, and Turkey: When you've been talking to your little cousin about how much better Minecraft is than fortnite and you see him going for the last slice of apple pie: You sly dog, you had me monologuing. Ham > Turkey

Ham > Turkey

Mean, Women, and Husband: The Last TOP @JUSLIKEMIKE911 6 y/o nephew: "Uncle Mike why you don't have a wife?" Me: "I'm gay." Nephew: "What that mean?" Me: "I like men not women." Nephew: *silence*..."So why don't you have a husband?" Me:

Best, Brain, and Good: The last molecule of serotonin in my brain doing its best to make sure I have a good day @tank.sinatra A losing battle, but a valiant one

A losing battle, but a valiant one

9/11, Another One, and Gif: 5:51 LTEO < Why is 6 afraid of 7? Вс 7 89 Okay good start that was a layup so we'll step it up on this one Why didn't 4 ask out 5? He was two squared Another one right! You're killing it. Okay now I'm going to ask the last one and see if you can get the trifecta right. Why did 10 have post traumatic stress disorders and night terrors? Today 12:59 AM .... idk Because he was smack dab in the middle of 9 11 Send Type a message GIF Girls love number jokes

Girls love number jokes

Christmas, Soldiers, and Home: French soldiers being told they will be home by christmas Fixed version. The last one had the wrong weapon

Fixed version. The last one had the wrong weapon

Teacher, Failure, and Another: Me: *Fixes the last compilation error* Compiler: u/XinoVan There is another The greatest teacher, failure is.

The greatest teacher, failure is.

Facts, Girls, and Love: I'm rewatching Avatar: the Last Airbender from the beginning And one of the links I'm using is from Nick.com, where they put in fun facts about the characters and the voice actors and stuff into the episode I'm watching The Warriors of Kyoshi," and there's this scene where Zuko goes, "nice try, Avatar, but the se little girls can't save you! And this is the fun fact the writers put in: UNTRUE LITTLE GIRLS CAN DO ANYTHING THEY PUT THEIR MINDS TO. Nick sharing the love!

Nick sharing the love!

Food, Funny, and Lol: Today If I could wrap you in a tortilla I would call you my BAErrito ;) As funny as that was, it is also helping me decide on dinner so good job with the 2 for 1 This just in a girl finally decides on a dinner option LOL Local man tells Fox 29 that it all started with a pickup line that accidentally encouraged him to get Mexican food for dinner. Sources say this may be the first instance of the long-rumored "female decisiveness" but hopefully not the last. More at 11 And now for the Weather Forecast... I'm wet Here's the sports update: this feels like a home run And now for the traffic report, all the lights are green, to give you the go ahead honestly I didn't know how to top yours This just in: local man hits home run. More at 11

This just in: local man hits home run. More at 11

Run, Work, and Test: When you try to test run your program with no success and then the last try starts taking more time than usual Don't do that Don't give me hope. Deep down inside I know it’s not going to work

Deep down inside I know it’s not going to work

Europe, World, and World War II: "There has been no war in Europe for 70 years" PANALIGHT “World War II was the last war in Europe ever”

“World War II was the last war in Europe ever”

Forever, Time, and Never: "Cause you never think that the last time is the last time. You think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don't."

One, Jetpack, and Share: TINKY WINKY LAND LA LA LAND DIPSY LAND jetpack-jenny idont get the last one I needed to share 😁

I needed to share 😁

Mind, Net, and Think: YOU The first thing I think of every morning, the last thing that stays on my mind every night. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

School, Day, and First: Me on the first day of school vs me on the last day of school sochach

Dank, Memes, and Shit: The Last ТOP @JUSLIKEMIKE911 6 y/o nephew: "Uncle Mike why you don't have a wife?" Me: "I'm gay." Nephew: "What that mean?" Me: "I like men not women." Nephew: *silence*. "So why don't you have a husband?" Me: Listen here, you little shit Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is by nerdfighter_mohammad MORE MEMES

Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is by nerdfighter_mohammad MORE MEMES

Club, Crying, and Nfl: Tim Tebow feeding his dog for the last time got me crying in the club 😭 https://t.co/kwxbidIn4s

Tim Tebow feeding his dog for the last time got me crying in the club 😭 https://t.co/kwxbidIn4s

Fake, God, and Lol: Untoasted slice of white bread The same slice of bread, now toasted broken-sanity13: pinch-o-mad: mask-of-prime: klubbhead: literally–hitler: klubbhead: tht-lesbian-fangirl: nexar-k: thej-key: klubbhead: rebeccafultz-blog: klubbhead: ourholyvengeance: nunyabizni: klubbhead: sculptingsuccess: klubbhead: unaffiliatedpangolin: klubbhead: aven-rave: klubbhead: watergirl1996: ryuukiba: charlottec21: thevindictiveserpent: science-fiction-is-real: skankplissken: LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE This is the best thing I have ever seen @klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia? Dam it it got better S T O P @klubbhead Do Darth Maul next! This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett. Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol Yoda gotta be raisin bread. ENOUGH NO 😬 do grand moff tarkin. The last one got me. I CAN’T B R E A T H E XD

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Tim Tebow, Time, and Dog: Tim Tebow breaks down in tears as he feeds his dog for the last time 😭 https://t.co/6EDiuOJ2m4

Tim Tebow breaks down in tears as he feeds his dog for the last time 😭 https://t.co/6EDiuOJ2m4

Facts, Soap, and Can: soap companies make soap that kills 99.9% of germs so then the last 0.1% can multiply so you use more soap and that's a fact Facts

Facts

Click, Time, and Last Night: UH... LAST NIGHT? U WHEN WAS THE LAST) TIME YOU FLOSSED? BLU RG click BLURG BLURG JENNSCOMICS Flossing [OC]

Flossing [OC]

Bodies , Clothes, and Fucking: G-Wiz @gwheele 1 Follow The USPS only gives Tribal residents PO boxes. Only residents with street addresses can vote. The Supreme Court just cut off voting rights to Native Americans in ND. The Supreme Court just made it harder for the Democrats to win the Senate A new ruling will prevent many Native Anericans in the state from voting motherjones.com 3:38 PM-9 Oct 2018 10,286 Retweets 8,321 Likes Follow @lilnativeboy Native Americans were the LAST to get the right to vote & now we are the first to lose it G-WİZ @gwheelel The USPS only gives Tribal residents PO boxes. Only residents with street addresses can vote. The Supreme Court just cut off voting rights to Native Americans in ND. motherjones.com/politics/2018... 12:35 AM-11 Oct 2018 5,610 Retweets9.715 Likes armsnotsigns: vaporwavevocap: mr-downer: vaporwavevocap: mr-downer: vaporwavevocap: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: libertarirynn: rook-the-catechumen: hzs-modblog: rook-the-catechumen: gahdamnpunk: This is messed up Eh, monarchies are more stable governments anyways. That is the wrong response, mister! I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the literal multi-millennia that monarchy has peacefully and happily served mankind. You can take your few hundred years of a democratic-republic system of elected officials that always begins with a mountain of bodies and always ends in plutocracy, societal decay, the rich being in charge anyways, and another mountain of bodies. Monarchists get thrown into the harbor…if they’re lucky “multi-millennia that monarchy has peacefully and happily served mankind” Fucking when? Oh my this man is fuckin the cybersmith in disguise isn’t he? Aye you can’t fool me warlock I know your stench! That’s not to say I’m defending the authoritarian cancer of Republican Democracy, but fucking what Monarchy served mankind peacefully? Even if we pretend it was a fictional Biblical monarchy led by Yahweh himself, he is very specifically not peaceful and makes it very clear in “his” own book. Just so we’re clear you know I was talking about the loon above not you, right? I know, I’m just reacting to him more. Sorry for confusion. Holy fucking wow “I mean sure in Saudi Arabia you can be fucking stoned to death for saying the wrong words or wearing the wrong clothes but like it’s stable y’know?”

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Bodies , Politics, and Sorry: G-Wiz @gwheele 1 Follow The USPS only gives Tribal residents PO boxes. Only residents with street addresses can vote. The Supreme Court just cut off voting rights to Native Americans in ND. The Supreme Court just made it harder for the Democrats to win the Senate A new ruling will prevent many Native Anericans in the state from voting motherjones.com 3:38 PM-9 Oct 2018 10,286 Retweets 8,321 Likes Follow @lilnativeboy Native Americans were the LAST to get the right to vote & now we are the first to lose it G-WİZ @gwheelel The USPS only gives Tribal residents PO boxes. Only residents with street addresses can vote. The Supreme Court just cut off voting rights to Native Americans in ND. motherjones.com/politics/2018... 12:35 AM-11 Oct 2018 5,610 Retweets9.715 Likes rook-the-catechumen: hzs-modblog: rook-the-catechumen: gahdamnpunk: This is messed up Eh, monarchies are more stable governments anyways. That is the wrong response, mister! I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the literal multi-millennia that monarchy has peacefully and happily served mankind.You can take your few hundred years of a democratic-republic system of elected officials that always begins with a mountain of bodies and always ends in plutocracy, societal decay, the rich being in charge anyways, and another mountain of bodies.

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Be Like, Beautiful, and Click: This work could have adult content. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content. Proceed Go Back secretstudentdragonblog: rmh8402: vi-maxwell-blog: thebaconsandwichofregret: justsparethoughts: zandracourt: shipping-isnt-morality: Good morning! I’m salty. I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously. This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it. You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you. “Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to. If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it. This needs to be reblogged today. Consenting to see adult content doesn’t mean you should have to see a bunch of shit romanticizing incest and pedophilia you walnut Except this is the last line of consent before the actual work. So if you’re at this button you have already done the following: 1) chosen to go onto AO3 in the first place 2) chosen the fandom you wish to read about 3) had the chance to filter for the things you do want to see like a specific pairing or a specific AU 4) had the chance to specifically filter out any tags you don’t want to see like, oh I don’t know, incest and non-con and dub-con and paedophilia 5) had the chance to set the rating level if you wish to remove any explicit content at all 6) have read the summary of the story, which aren’t always great but are the only indicator of what the story will be like writing wise so something about it was good enough for you to click on it. 7) have read the tags of the story which will tell you what is actually in the story. If you have used filters to remove stories with things you don’t want then there shouldn’t be anything in here that’s a shock to you but maybe there is. That’s why the tags are there for you to check for yourself. 8) Then you have to actually click on the story. You cannot see anything other than the summary or the tags without personally deciding that you are going to open and read this story. 9) Only here, at step number nine, do you get to the adult content warning pictured above. You have been through eight different steps, the last six of which have also been opportunities for you to see that this has adult content. And AO3 has *STILL* stopped you to ask one last time “are you sure you want to read this because it has things that only adults should see in it”. If after this point you are reading incest and paedophilia then it’s probably because you specifically went looking for it. You walnut. This is the most beautiful thing that I have seen about ao3 Always important!!!!!! Cannot stress ‘you walnut’ enough

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Android, Pop, and Stan: Jazz the Writer @WTMpresents So my son @LilNasX came out on the last day of pride month which means a Gen Z queer black man killed it on the country & pop charts with a two minute trap beat sampled from an Nine Inch Nails song In conclusion, I've decided to stan even harder. WE 4:56 AM 7/1/19 Twitter for Android

Be Like, Memes, and The Last Airbender: You said we'd Yes,Avatar the last airbender. watch avatar. f Ge Silva why it be like that via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2NVtPSz

why it be like that via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2NVtPSz

Saw, Time, and You: I should had hugged you harder the last time I saw you

Scream, Tumblr, and Blog: b-atiful: The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

b-atiful: The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

Netflix, Tumblr, and Blog: NETFLIX THE LAST KINEDOM YASHA? crittique: just leaving this here…

crittique: just leaving this here…

Tumblr, Blog, and Europe: MAPS OF EUROPE 1944 The last time each country was occupied 1918 By USSR 1945 t1523 wW2 Allies 1991 Germany France 1480 1990 Other Not since 1945 1990 Act of 1991 Union 1707 1931 1707 1945 1991 1945 1991 1968 1991 1993 1944 1955 1956 1958 1815 1991 1991 1945 1945 1992 1908 2006 1945 1991 1814 1944 1243 1808 1944 land-of-maps: The last time each country in Europe was occupied. (Got this from Geography Now)

land-of-maps: The last time each country in Europe was occupied. (Got this from Geography Now)

Football, Memes, and Games: AVE AContinental ЗВ :6 N.CAROLINA 2-0 BONUS+ 52 59 5:53 8 2nd iana 1 F/OT FOOTBALL ACCN LOUISVILLE AT NC STATE SATURDAY 7:30ET COLE ANTHONY 🔥 1st UNC player in the last 20 years to begin a season with 3 straight 20 PT games! 34 PTS | 11 REB 20 PTS | 10 REB 28 PTS | 4 STL https://t.co/POVmpevhI0

COLE ANTHONY 🔥 1st UNC player in the last 20 years to begin a season with 3 straight 20 PT games! 34 PTS | 11 REB 20 PTS | 10 REB 28 PTS ...

Facebook, Iphone, and News: hunter harris @hunteryharris the last thing zuckerberg is about to do is raise his voice at me NBC News @NBCNews 10h NEWS Facebook announces that it is now FACEBOOK. nbcnews.to/2pH6s5N 2:54 PM 04 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone

God, Period, and Saw: The last thing the dinosaurs saw before mass extinction [Cretaceous Period, 65,000,000 years ago] “Gottem” -God

“Gottem” -God

Bill Cosby, Family, and Fucking: You got two bullets. You're in a room with Hitler, Bill Cosby, Cardi B, a massive spider and Stuart Little. Who you shooting? Your days are filled with fun and kindness as your loving parents try to nurture you in the most pleasant environment possible. One day you awaken one night to the smell of smoke, you open your eyes and begin to choke, you try to find your parents but you can't get past the toddler-proof gate in the doorway scream unable to accept your Screi doom. That's when Yesterday 10:31 pm Bill and hitler You lie down and Surely that's the only reasonable answer your father rushes in to collect you, you cling onto him for vou dear life as he takes you e and places you on the grass "IHAVE TO GO GET MUMMY!u Yesterday 10:49 pm Actually no! The correct answer is to shoot Stuart twice but I admire your conviction. He bt's the last you ever see back inside, but runs alas, of him You escape the ordeal with minor scarring, but it's nothing in mparison to the heartbreak you Today 12:40 am Can I get an explanation for that one pls sir felt that night. You have no grandparents, no aunties or uncles, no guardians whatsoever, and as a result, are forced to live in an orphanage. Today 1:11 am Sure can. Imagine this. You are four years old, and you've got a mother and father who love you very much. Type a message Send Type a message Send Iidppess IS. Day, weeks, months, years go by, and as you watch all the other orphans leave with their new foster parents, you're hopes of I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me. having a happy life diminish more and more. One day a young Today 3:17 am couple come in, they remind you Can I change my answer डि ग कार सा much of your parents except ा they've already got a क पाCgical Be my guest son. But that's okay. You try extra hard to make an impression on this family a f your last chance at livinga shildhood, When the time has as Me so I never have to think about that again come for them to formally tell the which child orphanage matron they are going to adopt, you eagerly await your name to be announced. That's when they adopt A FUCKING RAT INSTEAD OF YOU. This destroys your morale, you give up, you run away from the orphanage, get raised by the streets as a petty pickpocket, you'll never remember what true happiness is. That's the spirit. Next time I can tell you about the time Shrek cyberbullied me if you want. Today 10:22 am Okay pls don't unmatch, this is important stuff now. But do you think it's sometimes better to ask forgiveness rather than permission? I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me Yes Type a message Send Type a message.. Send Why he hates Stuart Little

Why he hates Stuart Little

Game, Metro, and Dance: METRO Just Dance 2020 set to be the last Wii game ever So long partner

So long partner

Bill Cosby, Family, and Fucking: 4:32 You got two bullets. You're in a room with Hitler, Bill Cosby, Cardi B, a massive spider and Stuart Little. Who you shooting? Wednesday 11:31 pm Bill and hitler Surely that's the only reasonable answer Wednesday 11:49 pm Actually no! The correct answer is to shoot Stuart twice butI admire your conviction. Today 1:40 am Can I get an explanation for that one pls sir Today 2:11 am Sure can. Imagine this. You are four years old, and you've got a mother and father who love you very much. Your days are filled with fun and kindness as your loving parents try to nurture you in the most pleasant environment possible. One day you awaken one to the smell of smoke, night you open your eyes and begin to choke, you try to find your parents but you can't get past the toddler-proof gate in the doorway. You lie down and scream, unable to accept your impending doom. That's when your father rushes in to collect you, you cling onto him for your dear life as he takes you outside and places you on the grass. "I HAVE TO GO GET MUMMY!" He bravely runs back inside, but alas, that's the last you ever see of him. You escape the ordeal with minor scarring, but it's nothing in comparison to the heartbreak you felt that night. You have no grandparents, no aunties or uncles, no guardians whatsoever, and as a result, are forced to live in an orphanage Day, weeks, months, years go by, and as you watch all the other orphans leave with their new foster parents, you're hopes of having a happy life diminish more and more. One day a young couple come in, they remind you much of your parents except they've already got a biological son. But that's okay. You try extra hard to make an impression on this family as this may be your last chance at living a fulfilled childhood. When the time has come for them to formally tell the orphanage matron which child they are going to adopt, you eagerly await your name to be announced. That's when they adopt A FUCKING RAT INSTEAD OF YOU. This destroys your morale, you give up, you run away from the orphanage get raised by the streets as a petty pickpocket, you'll never remember what true happiness Is I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me Today 4:17 am Can I change my answer Be my guest Me so I never have to think about that again That's the spirit. Next time I can tell you about the time Shrek cyberbullied me if you want. Sent Type a message GIF Why I hate Stuart Little.

Why I hate Stuart Little.

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