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the mountain: The Mountain and his wife
 the mountain: The Mountain and his wife

The Mountain and his wife

the mountain: THE MOUNTAIN from GOT and his wife How do they
 the mountain: THE MOUNTAIN from GOT and his wife How do they

THE MOUNTAIN from GOT and his wife How do they

the mountain: On the descent from a mountain, our 60lb dog got a little tired.
 the mountain: On the descent from a mountain, our 60lb dog got a little tired.

On the descent from a mountain, our 60lb dog got a little tired.

the mountain: gifsandsound: Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot- doot doot doot- dooooo (10:00) In the hall of the mountain king
 the mountain: gifsandsound:
Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot- doot doot doot- dooooo
(10:00)
In the hall of the mountain king

gifsandsound: Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot- doot doot doot- dooooo (10:00) In the hall of the mountain king

the mountain: "Markhor, The king of Gilgit Baltistan,Pakistan" enjoying at the top of the mountain.
 the mountain: "Markhor, The king of Gilgit Baltistan,Pakistan" enjoying at the top of the mountain.

"Markhor, The king of Gilgit Baltistan,Pakistan" enjoying at the top of the mountain.

the mountain: AT&T LTE 10:40 AM e * 67%. Amelia YOU MATCHED WITH AMELIA ON 6/23/18 A lost duck is walking through the forest. Which way does he go? To the left The duck waddles along and ends up by a lake. Farther along the shore is a bridge he can cross to get to the other side. Should the duck swim across the lake or go towards the bridge? Bridge Also... why is there a Christmas tree outside With night approaching the duck crosses the bridge. Smart decision as alligators are seen hiding in the lake The duck has a weird feeling there might have been treasure under the Christmas tree he passed. "Too late" he says to himself. On the other side the duck finds an abandoned mining town. However, power is still running Should the duck investigate one of the houses or pass through the town towards the mountain? Sk Omg this is a risky choice but the duck should investigate the house The duck is hesitant but decides to investigate the house. He finds that the front door is unlocked and slowly opens it, searching for any danger. He finds nothing of danger but keeps his guard up. In the entry way is an old Christmas tree, a desk with a phone and two doors. Where should he go? The Christmas tree The duck investigates under the Christmas tree and finds some old presents. With no one living in the town he decides to open them. He finds a hat making him feel way cooler, and some candy that he decides to eat. "Man I'm cool" says the duck. Should the duck leave or continue to investigate the house? Continue to investigate The duck looks into the two doors and finds the rooms are empty. "They must've left in a hurry" he says. The duck waddles to the desk and searches it finding nothing but a torn note. On it is written "Amelia's number" but the rest of the note is gone. The duck wonders if he should try a random phone number or leave the house and head towards the mountain. What should he do? Sunday 9:58 PM Try a random phone number Yesterday 4:31 PM The duck wonders what Amelia's phone number could be. What number should he try? Sent Today 10:06 AM GIF Type a message Thanks duck guy from last week
 the mountain: AT&T LTE
 10:40 AM
 e
 * 67%.
 Amelia
 YOU MATCHED WITH AMELIA ON 6/23/18
 A lost duck is walking through the
 forest. Which way does he go?
 To the left
 The duck waddles along and ends up
 by a lake. Farther along the shore is a
 bridge he can cross to get to the other
 side. Should the duck swim across the
 lake or go towards the bridge?
 Bridge
 Also... why is there a Christmas tree
 outside
 With night approaching the duck
 crosses the bridge. Smart decision as
 alligators are seen hiding in the lake
 The duck has a weird feeling there
 might have been treasure under the
 Christmas tree he passed. "Too late"
 he says to himself. On the other side
 the duck finds an abandoned mining
 town. However, power is still running
 Should the duck investigate one of the
 houses or pass through the town
 towards the mountain?
 Sk
 Omg this is a risky choice but the duck
 should investigate the house
 The duck is hesitant but decides to
 investigate the house. He finds that
 the front door is unlocked and slowly
 opens it, searching for any danger. He
 finds nothing of danger but keeps his
 guard up. In the entry way is an old
 Christmas tree, a desk with a phone
 and two doors. Where should he go?
 The Christmas tree
 The duck investigates under the
 Christmas tree and finds some old
 presents. With no one living in the
 town he decides to open them. He
 finds a hat making him feel way
 cooler, and some candy that he
 decides to eat. "Man I'm cool" says
 the duck. Should the duck leave or
 continue to investigate the house?
 Continue to investigate
 The duck looks into the two doors and
 finds the rooms are empty. "They
 must've left in a hurry" he says. The
 duck waddles to the desk and
 searches it finding nothing but a torn
 note. On it is written "Amelia's
 number" but the rest of the note is
 gone. The duck wonders if he should
 try a random phone number or leave
 the house and head towards the
 mountain. What should he do?
 Sunday 9:58 PM
 Try a random phone number
 Yesterday 4:31 PM
 The duck wonders what Amelia's
 phone number could be. What number
 should he try?
 Sent
 Today 10:06 AM
 GIF
 Type a message
Thanks duck guy from last week

Thanks duck guy from last week

the mountain: men shouldn't be allowed to practice gynecology and you can't CHANGE MY MIND <p><a href="https://lovseas.tumblr.com/post/174458097508/simul-justus-et-peccator" class="tumblr_blog">lovseas</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://simul-justus-et-peccator.tumblr.com/post/174457868335/official-liberty-prime-retarded-post-men-can" class="tumblr_blog">simul-justus-et-peccator</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://official-liberty-prime.tumblr.com/post/174456605242/retarded-post" class="tumblr_blog">official-liberty-prime</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Retarded post</p></blockquote> <p>“Men can practice whatever specialty of medicine they want because they went through 4 years of undergrad and 4 years of medical school, you can’t change my mind”.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>then make your own post fool and continue ignoring the many, many, cases of male gynecologists abusing their patients, including the guy from UCS who was accused by 52 women of molesting them and had 400 more women complain about his “inappropriate conduct” during exams. </p><p>men shouldn’t practice gynecology and frankly if you’re not immediately suspicious of men who want to you’re a blibbering unaware idiot, given the mountain of evidence readily available attesting to the theory that Male Gynos Are Creeps. like come the fuck on, the very concept is creepy. but have fun sticking your head in the sand and defending predatory men to the death babe 😘😘😘 </p></blockquote> <p>If your logic is “a handful male gynos are bad out of the many many thousands of them oh no man should be allowed to do it“ then women shouldn’t be allowed to keep children because of the many, many examples of women abusing their children.</p><p>Also not everybody becomes a certain specialty doctor because they “want to“ it may simply be the specialty they were able to find a job in.</p><p>Also also, if you think a handful of anecdotal evidence is enough to make some kind of sweeping declaration, you must also believe all Muslims are terrorists.</p><p>In short this post is bad, your argument is shit, and you should rethink your life choices.</p>
 the mountain: men shouldn't be allowed
 to practice gynecology
 and you can't
 CHANGE MY MIND
<p><a href="https://lovseas.tumblr.com/post/174458097508/simul-justus-et-peccator" class="tumblr_blog">lovseas</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://simul-justus-et-peccator.tumblr.com/post/174457868335/official-liberty-prime-retarded-post-men-can" class="tumblr_blog">simul-justus-et-peccator</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://official-liberty-prime.tumblr.com/post/174456605242/retarded-post" class="tumblr_blog">official-liberty-prime</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Retarded post</p></blockquote>
<p>“Men can practice whatever specialty of medicine they want because they went through 4 years of undergrad and 4 years of medical school, you can’t change my mind”.<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>then make your own post fool and continue ignoring the many, many, cases of male gynecologists abusing their patients, including the guy from UCS who was accused by 52 women of molesting them and had 400 more women complain about his “inappropriate conduct” during exams. </p><p>men shouldn’t practice gynecology and frankly if you’re not immediately suspicious of men who want to you’re a blibbering unaware idiot, given the mountain of evidence readily available attesting to the theory that Male Gynos Are Creeps. like come the fuck on, the very concept is creepy. but have fun sticking your head in the sand and defending predatory men to the death babe 😘😘😘 </p></blockquote>

<p>If your logic is “a handful male gynos are bad out of the many many thousands of them oh no man should be allowed to do it“ then women shouldn’t be allowed to keep children because of the many, many examples of women abusing their children.</p><p>Also not everybody becomes a certain specialty doctor because they “want to“ it may simply be the specialty they were able to find a job in.</p><p>Also also, if you think a handful of anecdotal evidence is enough to make some kind of sweeping declaration, you must also believe all Muslims are terrorists.</p><p>In short this post is bad, your argument is shit, and you should rethink your life choices.</p>

<p><a href="https://lovseas.tumblr.com/post/174458097508/simul-justus-et-peccator" class="tumblr_blog">lovseas</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><...

the mountain: Yuri Doroshenko Lyudmila Dubinina gor Dyatlov Alexander Zinaida Kolmogorova Kolevatov Yuri Krivonischenko Rustem Slobodin Nikolai Thibeaux- Semyon Zolotaryov Yuri Yudin* lostcrimeprincess: The Dyatlov Pass Incident occurred in the Ural mountains of Russia nearly 60 years ago. 9 experienced hikers were found frozen in the snow with unusual injuries and even more unusual circumstances surrounding their deaths.A hiking group from the Ural PolyTechnical institute, lead by Igor Dyatlov, were hiking to Ortem, a category three hiking trip(the most difficult) The trip was no worry to the hikers(originally 8 men and 2 women) as they were all experienced hikers and skiers.Before they set out on what would be the last leg of their journey one of the men, Yuri Yudin, did not feel well and had to leave early. This illness would save his life.The group of 9 set up camp on the base of the mountain called Kholat Syakhl, also known as “Dead Mountain) in Mansi. It is unknown why they camped on the slope and not down near the forest where they would have more shelter from the elements. By the next morning all the hikers would be dead. Some of the bodies wuld not be found for 3 months.Here is where their deaths become a mystery. It was determined they froze to death(6) or died of fatal injuries(3) however their bodoes were scattered up to 3000 meters from their tent, which had been cut open from the inside. Yuri Krivonischenko and Yuri Doreschenko were found 2000 meters down the hill huddled together with a dead fire. Branches on the tree they were under were broken up to 5 meters high suggesting one of them climbed up the tree. They were both shoe less and only in their underwear. Between the cedar tree and the camp the bodies of Igor Dyatlov,  Zinaida Kolomogorova, and Rustem Slobodin were found in positions suggesting they tried to return to the camp. All of these bodies were found February 26, 1959.It wasn’t until May 6 that year that the last four hikers would be found dead under 4 meters of snow in a ravine 2075 meters away from the tent. Lyudmilla Dubinina had been found face down in the ravine missing her tongue, lips, and eyes. She had also sustained a major chest fracture along with Zolotaryov, though neither had bruising on their bodies or soft tissue to suggest anything causing the fracture. Thibeaux-Brignolles had also sustained a major skull fracture. The injuries Thibeaux-Brignolles, Zolotaryov, and Dubinina sustained that lead to their deaths were made with a force as strong as a car crash said  Dr. Boris Vozrozhdenny when asked.  Those who had died first had relinquished their clothing to the other as Zolotaryov was wearing Dubinina’s faux fur coat.The nine hikers were the only people on the mountain that night, they had all died within 6-8 hours of their last meal, and they all left the tent by their own accord. Some hikers camping on a mountain a few kilometers away reported seeing strange orange orbs in the sky that night and the last picture on Krioneschenko’s camera showed some blurry orbs. It was also reported that at the funerals for the hikers their bodies held a deep tan, an almost orange one. Ultimately their death was ruled to be caused by an unknown force and may remain a mystery forever. 
 the mountain: Yuri Doroshenko
 Lyudmila Dubinina
 gor Dyatlov
 Alexander
 Zinaida
 Kolmogorova
 Kolevatov
 Yuri Krivonischenko
 Rustem Slobodin
 Nikolai Thibeaux-
 Semyon Zolotaryov
 Yuri Yudin*
lostcrimeprincess:

The Dyatlov Pass Incident occurred in the Ural mountains of Russia nearly 60 years ago. 9 experienced hikers were found frozen in the snow with unusual injuries and even more unusual circumstances surrounding their deaths.A hiking group from the Ural PolyTechnical institute, lead by Igor Dyatlov, were hiking to Ortem, a category three hiking trip(the most difficult) The trip was no worry to the hikers(originally 8 men and 2 women) as they were all experienced hikers and skiers.Before they set out on what would be the last leg of their journey one of the men, Yuri Yudin, did not feel well and had to leave early. This illness would save his life.The group of 9 set up camp on the base of the mountain called Kholat Syakhl, also known as “Dead Mountain) in Mansi. It is unknown why they camped on the slope and not down near the forest where they would have more shelter from the elements. By the next morning all the hikers would be dead. Some of the bodies wuld not be found for 3 months.Here is where their deaths become a mystery. It was determined they froze to death(6) or died of fatal injuries(3) however their bodoes were scattered up to 3000 meters from their tent, which had been cut open from the inside. Yuri Krivonischenko and Yuri Doreschenko were found 2000 meters down the hill huddled together with a dead fire. Branches on the tree they were under were broken up to 5 meters high suggesting one of them climbed up the tree. They were both shoe less and only in their underwear. Between the cedar tree and the camp the bodies of Igor Dyatlov,  Zinaida Kolomogorova, and Rustem Slobodin were found in positions suggesting they tried to return to the camp. All of these bodies were found February 26, 1959.It wasn’t until May 6 that year that the last four hikers would be found dead under 4 meters of snow in a ravine 2075 meters away from the tent. Lyudmilla Dubinina had been found face down in the ravine missing her tongue, lips, and eyes. She had also sustained a major chest fracture along with Zolotaryov, though neither had bruising on their bodies or soft tissue to suggest anything causing the fracture. 

Thibeaux-Brignolles had also sustained a major skull fracture.

The injuries Thibeaux-Brignolles, Zolotaryov, and Dubinina sustained that lead to their deaths were made with a force as strong as a car crash said  Dr. Boris Vozrozhdenny when asked. 

  Those who had died first had relinquished their clothing to the other as 

 Zolotaryov was wearing Dubinina’s faux fur coat.The nine hikers were the only people on the mountain that night, they had all died within 6-8 hours of their last meal, and they all left the tent by their own accord. Some hikers camping on a mountain a few kilometers away reported seeing strange orange orbs in the sky that night and the last picture on Krioneschenko’s camera showed some blurry orbs. It was also reported that at the funerals for the hikers their bodies held a deep tan, an almost orange one. Ultimately their death was ruled to be caused by an unknown force and may remain a mystery forever. 

lostcrimeprincess: The Dyatlov Pass Incident occurred in the Ural mountains of Russia nearly 60 years ago. 9 experienced hikers were fou...

the mountain: Beware Of The BeyHive: Keri Hilson Opens Up About 7-Year Battle With Depression That Was Triggered By "Personal and Professional Mistakes" @balleralert Beware Of The BeyHive: Keri Hilson Opens Up About 7-Year Battle With Depression That Was Triggered By “Personal and Professional Mistakes” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just two months after opening up about her 7-year musical hiatus, KeriHilson is speaking out about what forced her to take time away from music: depression. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “When ‘Pretty Girl Rock’ was at the top of the charts, I was bearing the weight of some personal and professional mistakes and they just weighed so, so, so heavy on my spirit and I was just not myself,” she said. (Was it the “Beyoncé diss” that led to an intense attack by the Beyhive?) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Although I was at the mountain of my life, really the trajectory of my dream - I was at the pinnacle, you know? I was severely unhappy and then add to that, this is when I decided to jump out of an eleven-year relationship. Bad decision, bad timing,” Hilson told xoNeCole, as she explained how the media impacted her situation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “You don’t know where a person is, it’s not just about what you are feeding your audience, but what you are doing to the creators,” she told the publication. “There are a lot of undeserving people that are being attacked by just a headline. You don’t understand some of the worst days of my life were from a lie. An attack on my character. And I am an amazing person. I do say that because I’ve done the work to become that and all I ever wanted to be was just a great human being.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, now after years of recovery, Hilson says she is not all the way there, but she is “in the clear.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Literally, 7 years of my life have been a battle with depression. And I can’t say that I’m all the way clear, but I’m in the clear,” she said.
 the mountain: Beware Of The BeyHive: Keri Hilson Opens Up
 About 7-Year Battle With Depression That Was
 Triggered By "Personal and Professional
 Mistakes"
 @balleralert
Beware Of The BeyHive: Keri Hilson Opens Up About 7-Year Battle With Depression That Was Triggered By “Personal and Professional Mistakes” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just two months after opening up about her 7-year musical hiatus, KeriHilson is speaking out about what forced her to take time away from music: depression. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “When ‘Pretty Girl Rock’ was at the top of the charts, I was bearing the weight of some personal and professional mistakes and they just weighed so, so, so heavy on my spirit and I was just not myself,” she said. (Was it the “Beyoncé diss” that led to an intense attack by the Beyhive?) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Although I was at the mountain of my life, really the trajectory of my dream - I was at the pinnacle, you know? I was severely unhappy and then add to that, this is when I decided to jump out of an eleven-year relationship. Bad decision, bad timing,” Hilson told xoNeCole, as she explained how the media impacted her situation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “You don’t know where a person is, it’s not just about what you are feeding your audience, but what you are doing to the creators,” she told the publication. “There are a lot of undeserving people that are being attacked by just a headline. You don’t understand some of the worst days of my life were from a lie. An attack on my character. And I am an amazing person. I do say that because I’ve done the work to become that and all I ever wanted to be was just a great human being.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, now after years of recovery, Hilson says she is not all the way there, but she is “in the clear.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Literally, 7 years of my life have been a battle with depression. And I can’t say that I’m all the way clear, but I’m in the clear,” she said.

Beware Of The BeyHive: Keri Hilson Opens Up About 7-Year Battle With Depression That Was Triggered By “Personal and Professional Mistakes...

the mountain: ADVENTURE AWAITS Why is it important to live life with a little adventure?🤔 - Humans have a tendency to fall into a routine. We wake up in the morning. Go to school or work. Come home. Eat. Sleep. It's the same thing everyday. Yet we are comfortable with the same boring thing all the time. It's our comfort zone. - We live in a spot were we know we are safe and sound. But is that really living? Where is the risk? Where is the adventure? If we aren't living our lives to the fullest then why are we here at all? This is why it's important to live a life with a little adventure. 👀 - Adventure is an experience that greatly impacts one's life and begins to define how they live after, but it is the exact definition that can be different for everyone. For example, someone's sense of adventure may be to go to Mount Everest and conquer the mountain while another person's idea would be to go on a hike in a nearby park. Even though these adventures are different, both people will learn valuable experiences that will ultimately change their lives. - So let's all put our phones, laptops, and tablets down and stop looking at those amazing adventure pictures on the internet and get out there. It doesn't have to be a trip to the Caribbean or the jungle. Remember, everyone's adventure is different; go talk to a random person and befriend them, attend a fancy diner that serves authentic Korean food, or take a themed road trip for a weekend. These are all worthy adventures that beak up the daily norm of our lives. This is how you live. Do something different everyday and you will live a life full of adventure. So what are you waiting for?😉 - adventure motivation millionairementor
 the mountain: ADVENTURE
 AWAITS
Why is it important to live life with a little adventure?🤔 - Humans have a tendency to fall into a routine. We wake up in the morning. Go to school or work. Come home. Eat. Sleep. It's the same thing everyday. Yet we are comfortable with the same boring thing all the time. It's our comfort zone. - We live in a spot were we know we are safe and sound. But is that really living? Where is the risk? Where is the adventure? If we aren't living our lives to the fullest then why are we here at all? This is why it's important to live a life with a little adventure. 👀 - Adventure is an experience that greatly impacts one's life and begins to define how they live after, but it is the exact definition that can be different for everyone. For example, someone's sense of adventure may be to go to Mount Everest and conquer the mountain while another person's idea would be to go on a hike in a nearby park. Even though these adventures are different, both people will learn valuable experiences that will ultimately change their lives. - So let's all put our phones, laptops, and tablets down and stop looking at those amazing adventure pictures on the internet and get out there. It doesn't have to be a trip to the Caribbean or the jungle. Remember, everyone's adventure is different; go talk to a random person and befriend them, attend a fancy diner that serves authentic Korean food, or take a themed road trip for a weekend. These are all worthy adventures that beak up the daily norm of our lives. This is how you live. Do something different everyday and you will live a life full of adventure. So what are you waiting for?😉 - adventure motivation millionairementor

Why is it important to live life with a little adventure?🤔 - Humans have a tendency to fall into a routine. We wake up in the morning. Go...

the mountain: 2212. THE HOBBIT other. the Master wished for no enmity Then the Master hesitated and looked fr The Elvenking was very powerful in th uch of old songs, giving his mind to trade and goes and gold, to which habit he owed were of differen settled without him. The news had sprea the hall like fire through all the town. People inside the hall and outside it. The quays were hurrying feet. Some began to sing snatches of old cerning the return of the King under the Mountai was Thror's grandson not Thror himself that had come did not bother them at all. Others took up the s rolled loud and high over the lake. with him, not t mind, however, and quickly the d fr the onged song and The King beneath the mountains, The King of carven stone, The lord of silver fountains RPINNNT.BM Shall come into his own! His crown shall be upholden, His harp shall be restrung, His halls shall echo golden To songs of yore re-sung The woods shall wave on mountains And grass beneath the sun; His wealth shall flow in fountains And the rivers golden run. The streams shall run in gladness, The lakes shall shine and burn, All sorrow fail and sadness him on the back, and they maa was just as well, for he was no At the Mountain-king's return! cularly ch they sang, or very like that, only there was a great del f it, and there was much shouting as well as the 182 THE HORBIT OLK <p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/170215054038/admiralchimp-orriculum-a-tolkien-inspired" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://admiralchimp.tumblr.com/post/170211421600/orriculum-a-tolkien-inspired-spell-of-renewal" class="tumblr_blog">admiralchimp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/170198242433/a-tolkien-inspired-spell-of-renewal-a-verse" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2> <i>a tolkien-inspired spell of renewal</i> 🍄</h2> <p>a verse from p.182 “a warm welcome”, written in cirth runes, sealed with ground espresso and cloves in wax. </p> <p>“<i>His crown shall be upholden, <br/> his harp shall be restrung,<br/> His halls shall echo golden,<br/> To songs of yore re-sung</i>.”</p> <p><strike>my tolkien runic is a lil rusty so some letters are probably wrong</strike></p> </blockquote> <p>No offense, but JRR Tolkien, staunch Catholic and opponent of power used or gained outside of Divine sanction, would not approve of any spell.  His “magic” (at least the good magic) was more the power of angels or a natural talent that looks almost magical than anything.  All witchcraft and magic spells in his works lead to death and ruin.</p> <p style="">So, <br/></p> </blockquote> <ol><li> <b> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯</b> do i look like i give a shit</li></ol></blockquote>
 the mountain: 2212.

 THE HOBBIT
 other.
 the Master wished for no enmity
 Then the Master hesitated and looked fr
 The Elvenking was very powerful in th
 uch of old songs, giving his mind to trade and
 goes and gold, to which habit he owed
 were of differen
 settled without him. The news had sprea
 the hall like fire through all the town. People
 inside the hall and outside it. The quays were
 hurrying feet. Some began to sing snatches of old
 cerning the return of the King under the Mountai
 was Thror's grandson not Thror himself that had come
 did not bother them at all. Others took up the s
 rolled loud and high over the lake.
 with him, not
 t mind, however, and quickly the
 d fr
 the
 onged
 song and
 The King beneath the mountains,
 The King of carven stone,
 The lord of silver fountains
 RPINNNT.BM
 Shall come into his own!
 His crown shall be upholden,
 His harp shall be restrung,
 His halls shall echo golden
 To songs of yore re-sung
 The woods shall wave on mountains
 And grass beneath the sun;
 His wealth shall flow in fountains
 And the rivers golden run.
 The streams shall run in gladness,
 The lakes shall shine and burn,
 All sorrow fail and sadness
 him on the back, and they maa
 was just as well, for he was no
 At the Mountain-king's return!
 cularly ch
 they sang, or very like that, only there was a great del
 f it, and there was much shouting as well as the
 182

 THE
 HORBIT
 OLK
<p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/170215054038/admiralchimp-orriculum-a-tolkien-inspired" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://admiralchimp.tumblr.com/post/170211421600/orriculum-a-tolkien-inspired-spell-of-renewal" class="tumblr_blog">admiralchimp</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/170198242433/a-tolkien-inspired-spell-of-renewal-a-verse" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p>
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<i>a tolkien-inspired spell of renewal</i> 🍄</h2>

<p>a verse from p.182 “a warm welcome”, written in cirth runes, sealed with ground espresso and cloves in wax. </p>
<p>“<i>His crown shall be upholden, <br/>
his harp shall be restrung,<br/>
His halls shall echo golden,<br/>
To songs of yore re-sung</i>.”</p>

<p><strike>my tolkien runic is a lil rusty so some letters are probably wrong</strike></p>
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<p>No offense, but JRR Tolkien, staunch Catholic and opponent of power used or gained outside of Divine sanction, would not approve of any spell.  His “magic” (at least the good magic) was more the power of angels or a natural talent that looks almost magical than anything.  All witchcraft and magic spells in his works lead to death and ruin.</p>
<p style="">So, <br/></p>
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<b> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯</b>  do i look like i give a shit</li></ol></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/170215054038/admiralchimp-orriculum-a-tolkien-inspired" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</...

the mountain: r ADVENTURE AWAITS REMNGO DK3 Why is it important to live life with a little adventure?🤔 - Humans have a tendency to fall into a routine. We wake up in the morning. Go to school or work. Come home. Eat. Sleep. It's the same thing everyday. Yet we are comfortable with the same boring thing all the time. It's our comfort zone. - We live in a spot were we know we are safe and sound. But is that really living? Where is the risk? Where is the adventure? If we aren't living our lives to the fullest then why are we here at all? This is why it's important to live a life with a little adventure. 👀 - Adventure is an experience that greatly impacts one's life and begins to define how they live after, but it is the exact definition that can be different for everyone. For example, someone's sense of adventure may be to go to Mount Everest and conquer the mountain while another person's idea would be to go on a hike in a nearby park. Even though these adventures are different, both people will learn valuable experiences that will ultimately change their lives. - So let's all put our phones, laptops, and tablets down and stop looking at those amazing adventure pictures on the internet and get out there. It doesn't have to be a trip to the Caribbean or the jungle. Remember, everyone's adventure is different; go talk to a random person and befriend them, attend a fancy diner that serves authentic Korean food, or take a themed road trip for a weekend. These are all worthy adventures that beak up the daily norm of our lives. This is how you live. Do something different everyday and you will live a life full of adventure. So what are you waiting for?😉 - adventure motivation millionairementor
 the mountain: r ADVENTURE
 AWAITS
 REMNGO
 DK3
Why is it important to live life with a little adventure?🤔 - Humans have a tendency to fall into a routine. We wake up in the morning. Go to school or work. Come home. Eat. Sleep. It's the same thing everyday. Yet we are comfortable with the same boring thing all the time. It's our comfort zone. - We live in a spot were we know we are safe and sound. But is that really living? Where is the risk? Where is the adventure? If we aren't living our lives to the fullest then why are we here at all? This is why it's important to live a life with a little adventure. 👀 - Adventure is an experience that greatly impacts one's life and begins to define how they live after, but it is the exact definition that can be different for everyone. For example, someone's sense of adventure may be to go to Mount Everest and conquer the mountain while another person's idea would be to go on a hike in a nearby park. Even though these adventures are different, both people will learn valuable experiences that will ultimately change their lives. - So let's all put our phones, laptops, and tablets down and stop looking at those amazing adventure pictures on the internet and get out there. It doesn't have to be a trip to the Caribbean or the jungle. Remember, everyone's adventure is different; go talk to a random person and befriend them, attend a fancy diner that serves authentic Korean food, or take a themed road trip for a weekend. These are all worthy adventures that beak up the daily norm of our lives. This is how you live. Do something different everyday and you will live a life full of adventure. So what are you waiting for?😉 - adventure motivation millionairementor

Why is it important to live life with a little adventure?🤔 - Humans have a tendency to fall into a routine. We wake up in the morning. Go...

the mountain: Fun animal facts I have learned being a zoo cdocent lavendersucculents fuckyeahshezza madlori 1. There are several ways to classify the large cats, one of the more useful ones is into the roaring cats (tigers, lions) and the purring cats (bobcats lynxes). The puma (also known as the mountain lion) is the largest cat that purrs. I've heard it up close, it's amazing. A cheetah's purr sounds like an idling motorcycle engine 2. Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently of each other, they have to move them in sync - when they're on land. When they're swimming, they can move them separately. Hopping is their most efficient way to move - a walking kangaroo is awkward as hell. They swing both legs forward using their tail as a third leg to prop up while their legs swing 3. People often think that flamingoes' knees bend the wrong way. They don't the joint you're seeing in the middle of their leg isn't their knee, it's their ankle. Their knee is up by their body, and it bends the same way ours does 4. Giraffes only sleep 1-2 hours a day 5. Bald eagles' vocalizations are not what you expect. When you see a flying bald eagle in the movies and hear that majestic caw sound? That isn't an eagle, it's been dubbed over with another bird, usually a red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles actually sound...not majestic. Kind of like if a kitten could be a bird 6. Elephants are one of only a handful of animals that can pass the mirror test - in other words, they can recognize their own reflection (and not think t's another animal, as dogs and cats usually do). They tested this by placing a chalk mark on an elephant's forehead and then showing it a mirror. The elephant investigated the mark on its own forehead, indicating it knew that it was looking at itself. The only animals that pass this test are the higher primates, the higher cetaceans (orcas, dolphines), elephants, and weirdly magpies 7. One-fifth of all the known mammal species are bats 8. A kangaroo mother can have three joeys simultaneously at different stages of development: an embryo in her womb (kangaroos can do what's called embryonic diapause which means sort of putting the development on pause until she's ready for it to develop further), a joey in her pouch attached to one nipple, and a joey out of the pouch on the ground who nurses from the other one. The amazing thing? Each of her nipples make different formulations of milk for each joey's different nutritional needs 9. Bonobos, our closest genetic relative (they are more closely related to us than they are to either chimps or gorillas) are almost entirely non- aggressive, matriarchal, and use sex to solve all their problems. They engage in both same and opposite sex interactions, non-penetrative sex (oral, rubbing, manual) and with any age. That's an interesting area to work in, lemme tell you 10. Tortoises have super loud sex. Like, really loud 11. All grizzlies are brown bears, but not all brown bears are grizzlies (grizzlies are a sub-categorization of the brown bear) 12. Reindeer are the only deer species where both males and females grow antlers. The males shed theirs the beginning of December, the females shed theirs in the spring. So all of Santa's reindeer are girls, heh. I love telling little kids that 13. If a rhinoceros knocks off its horn, it grows back faster than you'd expect. One of ours, Rosie, has knocked hers off twice 14. Gorillas get crushes on each other. And on the humans that take care of them. Male gorillas also masturbate. I don't know if the females do, I've never seen it. Sometimes it's like a soap opera up in there 15. Langur monkeys are silvery-gray in color-their babies are bright orange Like Cheeto orange, I do not exaggerate 16. Polar bear fur is not white, it's transparent, like fiber optics. Also, thei skin is black This is all excellent and awesome and am a happier, better person for this knowledge Also, you go badass lady reindeer. Sleigh This was really cool to read actually Tortoises are loud in bed and other fun animal facts
 the mountain: Fun animal facts I have learned being a zoo cdocent
 lavendersucculents
 fuckyeahshezza
 madlori
 1. There are several ways to classify the large cats, one of the more useful
 ones is into the roaring cats (tigers, lions) and the purring cats (bobcats
 lynxes). The puma (also known as the mountain lion) is the largest cat that
 purrs. I've heard it up close, it's amazing. A cheetah's purr sounds like an
 idling motorcycle engine
 2. Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently of each other, they have
 to move them in sync - when they're on land. When they're swimming, they
 can move them separately. Hopping is their most efficient way to move - a
 walking kangaroo is awkward as hell. They swing both legs forward using
 their tail as a third leg to prop up while their legs swing
 3. People often think that flamingoes' knees bend the wrong way. They don't
 the joint you're seeing in the middle of their leg isn't their knee, it's their
 ankle. Their knee is up by their body, and it bends the same way ours does
 4. Giraffes only sleep 1-2 hours a day
 5. Bald eagles' vocalizations are not what you expect. When you see a flying
 bald eagle in the movies and hear that majestic caw sound? That isn't an
 eagle, it's been dubbed over with another bird, usually a red-tailed hawk.
 Bald eagles actually sound...not majestic. Kind of like if a kitten could be a
 bird
 6. Elephants are one of only a handful of animals that can pass the mirror
 test - in other words, they can recognize their own reflection (and not think
 t's another animal, as dogs and cats usually do). They tested this by placing
 a chalk mark on an elephant's forehead and then showing it a mirror. The
 elephant investigated the mark on its own forehead, indicating it knew that it
 was looking at itself. The only animals that pass this test are the higher
 primates, the higher cetaceans (orcas, dolphines), elephants, and weirdly
 magpies
 7. One-fifth of all the known mammal species are bats
 8. A kangaroo mother can have three joeys simultaneously at different
 stages of development: an embryo in her womb (kangaroos can do what's
 called embryonic diapause which means sort of putting the development on
 pause until she's ready for it to develop further), a joey in her pouch
 attached to one nipple, and a joey out of the pouch on the ground who
 nurses from the other one. The amazing thing? Each of her nipples make
 different formulations of milk for each joey's different nutritional needs
 9. Bonobos, our closest genetic relative (they are more closely related to us
 than they are to either chimps or gorillas) are almost entirely non-
 aggressive, matriarchal, and use sex to solve all their problems. They
 engage in both same and opposite sex interactions, non-penetrative sex
 (oral, rubbing, manual) and with any age. That's an interesting area to work
 in, lemme tell you
 10. Tortoises have super loud sex. Like, really loud
 11. All grizzlies are brown bears, but not all brown bears are grizzlies
 (grizzlies are a sub-categorization of the brown bear)
 12. Reindeer are the only deer species where both males and females grow
 antlers. The males shed theirs the beginning of December, the females shed
 theirs in the spring. So all of Santa's reindeer are girls, heh. I love telling little
 kids that
 13. If a rhinoceros knocks off its horn, it grows back faster than you'd expect.
 One of ours, Rosie, has knocked hers off twice
 14. Gorillas get crushes on each other. And on the humans that take care of
 them. Male gorillas also masturbate. I don't know if the females do, I've
 never seen it. Sometimes it's like a soap opera up in there
 15. Langur monkeys are silvery-gray in color-their babies are bright orange
 Like Cheeto orange, I do not exaggerate
 16. Polar bear fur is not white, it's transparent, like fiber optics. Also, thei
 skin is black
 This is all excellent and awesome and am a happier, better person for this
 knowledge
 Also, you go badass lady reindeer. Sleigh
 This was really cool to read actually
Tortoises are loud in bed and other fun animal facts

Tortoises are loud in bed and other fun animal facts

the mountain: 00, 285 and ed the popula T 383), "I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Tom said dolehtu "I dropped the toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen. "We don't have a homerun hitter," Tom said ruthlessly "I keep shocking myself," said Tom, revolted "My steering wheel won't turn," Tom said straightforwardly iThat's the last time I pet a lion," Tom said offhandedly "I'll dig another ditch around the castle," Tom said remotely i "I shouldn't sleep on railroad tracks," said Tom, beside himselfi "I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded. "I keep banging my head on things," Tom said bashfully. "I'lI have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully “I can't get down from the mountain." Tom alleged. "Let's play a C, E, and G," said Tom's band, in accord. "You call this a musical?" asked Les miserably "I must make the fire hotter!" Tom bellowed. i i mothmanismyuncle: american-auror-story: jellyfish-blob: quiteawfulpretty: he-wants-the-221d: sweethoneysempai: smarsupial: womandrogyne: I am so aroused right now Oh I know some folks who will get this much faster than I did. @misshoneywheeler @aliceofalonso my favorite pundits. Tag urself im “I keep bashing my head on things,” Tom said bashfully We had to make some of these up for our standardised state testing. “You call this a musical?” I’m SCREAMINF i was halfway through before i realized these were puns i am so mad This was fun to read the first time through before you realized anything It was INCREDIBLE the second time and you realize how blind you were the first time IM SOBBIN HOLY FUCKIN SHIT
 the mountain: 00,
 285
 and
 ed the popula T
 383),
 "I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Tom said dolehtu
 "I dropped the toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.
 "We don't have a homerun hitter," Tom said ruthlessly
 "I keep shocking myself," said Tom, revolted
 "My steering wheel won't turn," Tom said straightforwardly
 iThat's the last time I pet a lion," Tom said offhandedly
 "I'll dig another ditch around the castle," Tom said remotely
 i "I shouldn't sleep on railroad tracks," said Tom, beside himselfi
 "I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded.
 "I keep banging my head on things," Tom said bashfully.
 "I'lI have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully
 “I can't get down from the mountain." Tom alleged.
 "Let's play a C, E, and G," said Tom's band, in accord.
 "You call this a musical?" asked Les miserably
 "I must make the fire hotter!" Tom bellowed.
 i
 i
mothmanismyuncle:

american-auror-story:

jellyfish-blob:

quiteawfulpretty:

he-wants-the-221d:

sweethoneysempai:


smarsupial:


womandrogyne:

I am so aroused right now


Oh I know some folks who will get this much faster than I did. @misshoneywheeler @aliceofalonso my favorite pundits.


Tag urself im “I keep bashing my head on things,” Tom said bashfully


We had to make some of these up for our standardised state testing.


“You call this a musical?” I’m SCREAMINF

i was halfway through before i realized these were puns i am so mad


This was fun to read the first time through before you realized anything
It was INCREDIBLE the second time and you realize how blind you were the first time


IM SOBBIN HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

mothmanismyuncle: american-auror-story: jellyfish-blob: quiteawfulpretty: he-wants-the-221d: sweethoneysempai: smarsupial: woman...

the mountain: thecheshiresmiles everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team's trailers and shit. and now there's Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies trashcandean I don't like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so lI was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods ginathethundergoddess We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you're dead wrong animentality this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods thepoorgroomsbrideisatrot New favorite cryptid: locals Source:thecheshir esmiles The Hillbilly Horror Picture Show
 the mountain: thecheshiresmiles
 everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic
 con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm
 where they filmed in the corn.
 he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on
 moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production
 team's trailers and shit.
 and now there's Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was
 haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies
 trashcandean
 I don't like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so lI was
 watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland
 which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town
 is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post
 office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like
 bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the
 Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it
 made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and
 it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when
 really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods
 ginathethundergoddess
 We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you
 think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead
 of going to fuck up that filming you're dead wrong
 animentality
 this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of
 bored people dicking around in the woods
 thepoorgroomsbrideisatrot
 New favorite cryptid: locals
 Source:thecheshir
 esmiles
The Hillbilly Horror Picture Show

The Hillbilly Horror Picture Show