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Complex, Drugs, and Gif: There are dealbreakers, too. Anyone who regularly Netflix-binges engages in social activism, or wears mascara more than twice a week is going to have to look elsewhere. "This may not be the right place," the Startup Castle says, if you - Watch more than 4 hours of TV/movie/game entertainment per week - Have more than 1 tattoo - Have ever attended more than 1 protest Make more than three posts a week to social media Listen to a songs with explicit lyrics more than an once a day Wear make-up more than twice a weelk - Own any clothing, shoes, watches, or handbags costing over $500 - Have bills that get paid by somebody else Drive a vehicle that was given to you by your parents - Get regular spending money or gifts from your parents - Have more than one internet app date per week - Have a complex diet that requires lots of refrigerator space - Drink alcohol more than 3 drinks per week - Use marijuana more than twice a year - Have been prescribed anything by a psychiatrist more than once - Use any other drug more than twice in your entire ajani-on-the-spot: gehayi: berlynn-wohl: hapabap: nazerine: plasmalogical: paxamericana: Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them No, no, guys, look closely. This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos) This is obviously an organ harvesting operation. Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization. There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone. (Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.) “It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.
Complex, Drugs, and Gif: There are dealbreakers, too. Anyone who regularly Netflix-binges
 engages in social activism, or wears mascara more than twice a week is
 going to have to look elsewhere. "This may not be the right place," the
 Startup Castle says, if you
 - Watch more than 4 hours of TV/movie/game
 entertainment per week
 - Have more than 1 tattoo
 - Have ever attended more than 1 protest
 Make more than three posts a week to social
 media
 Listen to a songs with explicit lyrics more than an
 once a day
 Wear make-up more than twice a weelk
 - Own any clothing, shoes, watches, or handbags
 costing over $500
 - Have bills that get paid by somebody else
 Drive a vehicle that was given to you by your
 parents
 - Get regular spending money or gifts from your
 parents
 - Have more than one internet app date per week
 - Have a complex diet that requires lots of
 refrigerator space
 - Drink alcohol more than 3 drinks per week
 - Use marijuana more than twice a year
 - Have been prescribed anything by a psychiatrist
 more than once
 - Use any other drug more than twice in your entire
ajani-on-the-spot:
gehayi:

berlynn-wohl:

hapabap:

nazerine:


plasmalogical:


paxamericana:

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day


I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them


No, no, guys, look closely.
This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)
This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.


Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization.
There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone.
(Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.)

“It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.

ajani-on-the-spot: gehayi: berlynn-wohl: hapabap: nazerine: plasmalogical: paxamericana: Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is lookin...

Africa, Bad, and Children: DR. BANNER? CAN I SPEAK WITH YOU A MOMENT? WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, SON? OF COURSE, MR. SUMMERS. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS THE BANNER, BUT. WHY DON'T YOURSELF? WRONG WAY, DR. MAYBE SOMEWHERE IN PRIVATE? YOU JUST KILL 3c 小) WHAT I MEAN S...WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ALL THE BAD THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THE HULK...ALL THE BAD THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN BECAUSE OF HIM, ALL THE DAMAGE YOU'RE WELL. OVER THE YEARS I VE CERTAINLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT. OF COURSEI HAVE. BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S PREVENTED ME MOST RECENTLY: THREE MILLION CHILDREN IN SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA. GOING TO DO ... I'M SORRY, SIR BUT WHAT KEEPS YOU FROM JUST ENDING IT THOSE ARE THE LIVES THAT WILL BE SAVED BY THE NEW, INEXPENSIVE WATER PURIFICATION SYSTEM I JUST DEVELOPED. MANY, MANY MORE PEOPLE THAN THE HULK EVER HURT AND THAT'S JUST THIS MONTH. SIR? I'VE ADOPTED A NEW PHILOSOPHY: HULK SMASHES, BANNER BUILDS." BEING DEAD DOESNT SOLVE ANYTHING IT DOESN'T ALLOW YOU TO TRY TO BALANCE THE SCALES. IT DOESN'T SAVE THREE MILLION LIVES. 2 AND IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE A LOT TO ATONE FOR, WELL THEN YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO BE AN EVEN BETTER ONE. I UNDERSTAND SCOTT. YOU'VE SEEN THE MAN YOU BECOME AND YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT YOU MIGHT DO, AND THE PEOPLE YOU MIGHT HURT. BUT WHEN YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT REMEMBER THIS-- YOU'LL ALSO BE A HERO, SCOTT "bう, why-i-love-comics: Superior Spider-Man Team-Up Special #1 - “With Mercy of the Greedy” (2013)written by Mike Coastaart by Michael Dialynas Rachelle Rosenberg
Africa, Bad, and Children: DR. BANNER?
 CAN I SPEAK
 WITH YOU A
 MOMENT?
 WHAT CAN I
 DO FOR YOU,
 SON?
 OF
 COURSE, MR.
 SUMMERS.
 PLEASE DON'T
 TAKE THIS THE
 BANNER, BUT.
 WHY DON'T
 YOURSELF?
 WRONG WAY, DR.
 MAYBE
 SOMEWHERE
 IN PRIVATE?
 YOU JUST KILL
 3c
 小)

 WHAT I MEAN
 S...WHEN YOU THINK
 ABOUT ALL THE BAD THINGS
 THAT HAVE HAPPENED BECAUSE
 OF THE HULK...ALL THE BAD
 THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN
 BECAUSE OF HIM, ALL THE
 DAMAGE YOU'RE
 WELL. OVER
 THE YEARS I VE
 CERTAINLY THOUGHT
 ABOUT IT. OF
 COURSEI
 HAVE.
 BUT I'LL
 TELL YOU WHAT'S
 PREVENTED ME MOST
 RECENTLY: THREE
 MILLION CHILDREN IN
 SUB-SAHARAN
 AFRICA.
 GOING TO DO
 ...
 I'M SORRY, SIR
 BUT WHAT KEEPS
 YOU FROM JUST
 ENDING IT

 THOSE ARE
 THE LIVES THAT
 WILL BE SAVED BY THE
 NEW, INEXPENSIVE WATER
 PURIFICATION SYSTEM I
 JUST DEVELOPED. MANY,
 MANY MORE PEOPLE THAN
 THE HULK EVER HURT
 AND THAT'S JUST
 THIS MONTH.
 SIR?
 I'VE ADOPTED
 A NEW PHILOSOPHY:
 HULK SMASHES, BANNER
 BUILDS." BEING DEAD
 DOESNT SOLVE ANYTHING
 IT DOESN'T ALLOW YOU
 TO TRY TO BALANCE THE
 SCALES. IT DOESN'T
 SAVE THREE MILLION
 LIVES.
 2

 AND IF YOU FEEL YOU
 HAVE A LOT TO ATONE
 FOR, WELL THEN YOU'RE
 JUST GOING TO HAVE
 TO BE AN EVEN
 BETTER ONE.
 I UNDERSTAND
 SCOTT. YOU'VE SEEN
 THE MAN YOU BECOME
 AND YOU'RE SCARED OF
 WHAT YOU MIGHT DO,
 AND THE PEOPLE YOU
 MIGHT HURT. BUT WHEN
 YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT
 REMEMBER THIS--
 YOU'LL ALSO BE A
 HERO, SCOTT
 "bう,
why-i-love-comics:

Superior Spider-Man Team-Up Special #1 - “With Mercy of the Greedy” (2013)written by Mike Coastaart by Michael Dialynas  Rachelle Rosenberg

why-i-love-comics: Superior Spider-Man Team-Up Special #1 - “With Mercy of the Greedy” (2013)written by Mike Coastaart by Michael Dialynas ...

Confused, Head, and Jesus: Tyler Follow Really_Silent Kylie Jenner looks so much better without makeup to me idk why. Im prob just weird * Follow @hereforsmolder Nikki looks better without makeup, we can see her natural beauty. DI YCA FOX hre Jlive LAD DFOX WILDFOX YKE UP AYK RETWEET LIKES 4 dark skin king @sluttyblackboy Follow The fact that she probably isn't wearing any makeup and is still stunning.... Jesus Christ. This is a picture of Jenna Jameson before all the surgeries and without makeup. 11Wow. (SFW) G.imgur.com) submitted 3 years ago by owenstumor 1007 comments share pocket I was afraid you guys would t anything but, wears Stila Four Pan hinn was too is Bronze Set and Frieda Sheer Blonde Curvaceo HEAD OVER HEELS WITH Mick O'Hara 오. Follow Ken Doll GKenyeWest15 # . Follow mick_ohara aylor swift without makeup on #TaylorSwift Yo, Taylor Swift without makeup caught me by surprise. She's way prettier without it www.cambio.com Wonderland. Wonderlain Pinit TAYLOR 55 PM-21 Nov 2014 shattered-angel456: periegesisvoid: socialnetworkhell: buzzfeed: Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like Woman: wearing foundation, powder, blush, bronzer, highlight, false lashes, mascara, nude lipstick, brow powder eyeshadow Man: she doesn’t have red lipstick on so that means no makeup like 3 of them are wearing very visible winged eyeliner i’m screaming Literally goes to show men don’t actually give a shit or even notice the make up, men aren’t the ones asking for women to wear all this make up, it’s women choosing it to compete with other women. If all women everywhere stopped wearing it, men wouldn’t even care and would accept it as the new standard. 
Confused, Head, and Jesus: Tyler
 Follow
 Really_Silent
 Kylie Jenner looks so much better without
 makeup to me idk why. Im prob just weird

 *
 Follow
 @hereforsmolder
 Nikki looks better without makeup, we can see
 her natural beauty.
 DI
 YCA
 FOX
 hre Jlive
 LAD
 DFOX
 WILDFOX
 YKE UP
 AYK
 RETWEET
 LIKES
 4

 dark skin king
 @sluttyblackboy
 Follow
 The fact that she probably isn't wearing any
 makeup and is still stunning.... Jesus Christ.

 This is a picture of Jenna Jameson before all the surgeries and without makeup.
 11Wow. (SFW) G.imgur.com)
 submitted 3 years ago by owenstumor
 1007 comments share pocket
 I was afraid you guys would t
 anything but, wears Stila Four Pan
 hinn was too
 is
 Bronze Set and
 Frieda Sheer Blonde
 Curvaceo

 HEAD OVER HEELS WITH
 Mick O'Hara
 오. Follow
 Ken Doll
 GKenyeWest15
 #
 . Follow
 mick_ohara
 aylor swift without makeup on
 #TaylorSwift
 Yo, Taylor Swift without makeup caught me by
 surprise. She's way prettier without it
 www.cambio.com
 Wonderland.
 Wonderlain
 Pinit
 TAYLOR
 55 PM-21 Nov 2014
shattered-angel456:

periegesisvoid:

socialnetworkhell:

buzzfeed:

Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like

Woman: wearing foundation, powder, blush, bronzer, highlight, false lashes, mascara, nude lipstick, brow powder eyeshadow 
Man: she doesn’t have red lipstick on so that means no makeup

like 3 of them are wearing very visible winged eyeliner i’m screaming

Literally goes to show men don’t actually give a shit or even notice the make up, men aren’t the ones asking for women to wear all this make up, it’s women choosing it to compete with other women. If all women everywhere stopped wearing it, men wouldn’t even care and would accept it as the new standard. 

shattered-angel456: periegesisvoid: socialnetworkhell: buzzfeed: Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks...

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