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    Apple, Ass, and Bitch: Apple AirPods cost $159, but they
 can't pay taxes or decent wages
 to their Chinese factory workers!
 you SAID
 ON AN iPHONE.GOTCHA
 HEH
 *POST*
 CARS SHOULD
 HAVE SEAT
 BELTS!
 YET YOU BOUGHT
 ONE. HyPOCRITE
 MUCH? OWNED.
 WE SHOULD
 YET YOu
 SOCIETY . CURIOUS!
 I AM VERY
 IMPROVE SOCIETYPARTICIPATE IN
 SOMEWHAT.
 INTELLIGENT
 BORS
celticpyro:

thespectacularspider-girl:
mattbors:

edgeworth-for-the-truth:

sindri42:

captainkupo:

mattbors:
ā€œMr. Gotchaā€ on The Nib

theres literally better alternatives to fucking buying an iphone dipshit your comic sucks dick

Thereā€™s this weird disconnect in so many apple users where they hate Apple but they cannot conceive of anybody except Apple producing a viable smartphone or computer. You can get a machine that matches or exceeds every single aspect of any apple product for half the price, easily, but they needĀ to get the one with an apple logo on it and then complain about apple.
Itā€™s like complaining that your car lacks a seatbelt when every other car on the road already has a seatbelt and you specifically paid extra to get your own seatbelt removed because you didnā€™t like the color.


If you buy from Apple and complain about their business practices, you deserve to be made fun of and especially be called a boot licker.
I am not sorry at all. You could have chosen from anyone else but you deliberately chose the most expensive and bullshit company to buy from, you pompous piece of human garbage. Stop virtue signally and maybe actually consider try helping those factory workers instead of enabling them.
Shit head

People really think this comic was some sort of pro-Apple comic and missed the point entirely. Theyā€™re real mad tho.

And yet your stupid ass doesnā€™t get the underlying statements about Apple still apply to your smug comic.
You donā€™t get to bitch about, say, capitalism when you engage in the excesses of capitalism.Ā  To mix the two metaphors, if you bitch about capitalism from an iPhone, congrats, you just proved youā€™re a hypocrite because you COULD have bought a phone made with more ethical means or that didnā€™t have the associated brand on it, but you did.Ā Ā 
Because you donā€™t really give a shit about making the changes yourself, you just want to virtue signal and have no actual principles. Thatā€™s why people bring up this kind of double-think, yet you felt the need to portray this valid criticism as a strawman so you can look intelligent.

Seriously though! Thatā€™s why I hate this comic.The ā€œcars should have seat beltsā€ one is also dumb because guess what? The guy who conceptualized seat belts got them normalized in cars. The serf working under a feudalist system? Has absolutely no power to change it. In fact, theyā€™re the one being exploited here, more comparable to the factory worker who built your iPhone than the upper-middle class person complaining about it. Thereā€™s a difference between recognizing a system is messed up while you have no control over the matter (as youā€™re the one personally being exploited), looking at a problem and deciding to change said problem, and doing absolutely nothing about the problem while participating in someone else being exploited when you can, in fact, choose not to be a partaker. No, not wanting to do something mildly inconvenient isnā€™t ā€œthe illusion of choiceā€. Fuck you and your shitty comic.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Apple, Ass, and Bitch: Apple AirPods cost $159, but they
 can't pay taxes or decent wages
 to their Chinese factory workers!
 you SAID
 ON AN iPHONE.GOTCHA
 HEH
 *POST*
 CARS SHOULD
 HAVE SEAT
 BELTS!
 YET YOU BOUGHT
 ONE. HyPOCRITE
 MUCH? OWNED.
 WE SHOULD
 YET YOu
 SOCIETY . CURIOUS!
 I AM VERY
 IMPROVE SOCIETYPARTICIPATE IN
 SOMEWHAT.
 INTELLIGENT
 BORS
celticpyro:

thespectacularspider-girl:
mattbors:

edgeworth-for-the-truth:

sindri42:

captainkupo:

mattbors:
ā€œMr. Gotchaā€ on The Nib

theres literally better alternatives to fucking buying an iphone dipshit your comic sucks dick

Thereā€™s this weird disconnect in so many apple users where they hate Apple but they cannot conceive of anybody except Apple producing a viable smartphone or computer. You can get a machine that matches or exceeds every single aspect of any apple product for half the price, easily, but they needĀ to get the one with an apple logo on it and then complain about apple.
Itā€™s like complaining that your car lacks a seatbelt when every other car on the road already has a seatbelt and you specifically paid extra to get your own seatbelt removed because you didnā€™t like the color.


If you buy from Apple and complain about their business practices, you deserve to be made fun of and especially be called a boot licker.
I am not sorry at all. You could have chosen from anyone else but you deliberately chose the most expensive and bullshit company to buy from, you pompous piece of human garbage. Stop virtue signally and maybe actually consider try helping those factory workers instead of enabling them.
Shit head

People really think this comic was some sort of pro-Apple comic and missed the point entirely. Theyā€™re real mad tho.

And yet your stupid ass doesnā€™t get the underlying statements about Apple still apply to your smug comic.
You donā€™t get to bitch about, say, capitalism when you engage in the excesses of capitalism.Ā  To mix the two metaphors, if you bitch about capitalism from an iPhone, congrats, you just proved youā€™re a hypocrite because you COULD have bought a phone made with more ethical means or that didnā€™t have the associated brand on it, but you did.Ā Ā 
Because you donā€™t really give a shit about making the changes yourself, you just want to virtue signal and have no actual principles. Thatā€™s why people bring up this kind of double-think, yet you felt the need to portray this valid criticism as a strawman so you can look intelligent.

Seriously though! Thatā€™s why I hate this comic.The ā€œcars should have seat beltsā€ one is also dumb because guess what? The guy who conceptualized seat belts got them normalized in cars. The serf working under a feudalist system? Has absolutely no power to change it. In fact, theyā€™re the one being exploited here, more comparable to the factory worker who built your iPhone than the upper-middle class person complaining about it. Thereā€™s a difference between recognizing a system is messed up while you have no control over the matter (as youā€™re the one personally being exploited), looking at a problem and deciding to change said problem, and doing absolutely nothing about the problem while participating in someone else being exploited when you can, in fact, choose not to be a partaker. No, not wanting to do something mildly inconvenient isnā€™t ā€œthe illusion of choiceā€. Fuck you and your shitty comic.
                
            

            
            
celticpyro:

thespectacularspider-girl:
mattbors:

edgeworth-for-the-truth:

sindri42:

captainkupo:

mattbors:
ā€œMr. Gotchaā€ on The Nib

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    Children, God, and Life: wikipedia brown
 @eveewing
 I just thought about this today and dug
 through my pictures to find it: a letter
 from a black soldier in the Civil War to
 the person who owns his daughter.
 "The longer you keep my child from me
 the longer you will have to burn in Hell
 and the quicker you will get there
 ETTER FROM A BLACK SOLDIER
 O THE OWNER OF HIS DAUGHTER
 Kitey Dice r sƄane. holding rebbels for we dont ex to get them and when I get redy
 t to leave there root neor to come after mary I will have
 anch but we thinke how ever bout a powrer and autherity to
 letter from Cari that we that have Children in the bring hear away and to exacute
 you say 1 hands of you devels we will trie
 o steal to plunder my child your the day that we enter Glas
 I want you to understand
 diggs that where ever you
 given rite and I meets we are enmays to
 own and you may hold on each orthere I offered once to pay
 to hear as long as you can but I you forty dollars for my own
 want you to remembor this one Child but I am glad now that you
 vengencens on them that holds
 my Child you will then know
 how to talke to me I will asure
 that and you will know how to
 talk rite too I want you now to
 just hold to hear if you want
 to iff your conchosence tells thats
 the road go that road and what it
 to understand that mary is my
 Child and she is a God
 longor you keep did not accept it Just hold on will brig you to kittey diggs I
 from me the longor now as long as you can and the have no fears about getting mary
 out of your hands this whole
 Govenment gives chear to me
 worse it will be for you you
 I came
 to burn in hell and
 the quicer youll get their for we
 never in you life befor
 are now makeing up a bout one down hear did you give Children and you cannot help your self
 Come up tharough and wont to
 not even a dollars worth of ex
 Source: Ira Berlin, ed., Freedom, A Doc
 when we come wo be to Coppe
 hood rabbels
 your property not so with me my 1861-1867. Cambridge: Cambridge
 and to the Slave Children is my own and I expect University, 1982. 690
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Children, God, and Life: wikipedia brown
 @eveewing
 I just thought about this today and dug
 through my pictures to find it: a letter
 from a black soldier in the Civil War to
 the person who owns his daughter.
 "The longer you keep my child from me
 the longer you will have to burn in Hell
 and the quicker you will get there
 ETTER FROM A BLACK SOLDIER
 O THE OWNER OF HIS DAUGHTER
 Kitey Dice r sƄane. holding rebbels for we dont ex to get them and when I get redy
 t to leave there root neor to come after mary I will have
 anch but we thinke how ever bout a powrer and autherity to
 letter from Cari that we that have Children in the bring hear away and to exacute
 you say 1 hands of you devels we will trie
 o steal to plunder my child your the day that we enter Glas
 I want you to understand
 diggs that where ever you
 given rite and I meets we are enmays to
 own and you may hold on each orthere I offered once to pay
 to hear as long as you can but I you forty dollars for my own
 want you to remembor this one Child but I am glad now that you
 vengencens on them that holds
 my Child you will then know
 how to talke to me I will asure
 that and you will know how to
 talk rite too I want you now to
 just hold to hear if you want
 to iff your conchosence tells thats
 the road go that road and what it
 to understand that mary is my
 Child and she is a God
 longor you keep did not accept it Just hold on will brig you to kittey diggs I
 from me the longor now as long as you can and the have no fears about getting mary
 out of your hands this whole
 Govenment gives chear to me
 worse it will be for you you
 I came
 to burn in hell and
 the quicer youll get their for we
 never in you life befor
 are now makeing up a bout one down hear did you give Children and you cannot help your self
 Come up tharough and wont to
 not even a dollars worth of ex
 Source: Ira Berlin, ed., Freedom, A Doc
 when we come wo be to Coppe
 hood rabbels
 your property not so with me my 1861-1867. Cambridge: Cambridge
 and to the Slave Children is my own and I expect University, 1982. 690
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            




    Blackpeopletwitter, Children, and God: wikipedia brown
 @eveewing
 I just thought about this today and dug
 through my pictures to find it: a letter
 from a black soldier in the Civil War to
 the person who owns his daughter.
 "The longer you keep my child from me
 the longer you will have to burn in Hell
 and the quicker you will get there
 ETTER FROM A BLACK SOLDIER
 O THE OWNER OF HIS DAUGHTER
 Kitey Dice r sƄane. holding rebbels for we dont ex to get them and when I get redy
 t to leave there root neor to come after mary I will have
 anch but we thinke how ever bout a powrer and autherity to
 letter from Cari that we that have Children in the bring hear away and to exacute
 you say 1 hands of you devels we will trie
 o steal to plunder my child your the day that we enter Glas
 I want you to understand
 diggs that where ever you
 given rite and I meets we are enmays to
 own and you may hold on each orthere I offered once to pay
 to hear as long as you can but I you forty dollars for my own
 want you to remembor this one Child but I am glad now that you
 vengencens on them that holds
 my Child you will then know
 how to talke to me I will asure
 that and you will know how to
 talk rite too I want you now to
 just hold to hear if you want
 to iff your conchosence tells thats
 the road go that road and what it
 to understand that mary is my
 Child and she is a God
 longor you keep did not accept it Just hold on will brig you to kittey diggs I
 from me the longor now as long as you can and the have no fears about getting mary
 out of your hands this whole
 Govenment gives chear to me
 worse it will be for you you
 I came
 to burn in hell and
 the quicer youll get their for we
 never in you life befor
 are now makeing up a bout one down hear did you give Children and you cannot help your self
 Come up tharough and wont to
 not even a dollars worth of ex
 Source: Ira Berlin, ed., Freedom, A Doc
 when we come wo be to Coppe
 hood rabbels
 your property not so with me my 1861-1867. Cambridge: Cambridge
 and to the Slave Children is my own and I expect University, 1982. 690
<p>Zoom in to FEEL the POWER. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Blackpeopletwitter, Children, and God: wikipedia brown
 @eveewing
 I just thought about this today and dug
 through my pictures to find it: a letter
 from a black soldier in the Civil War to
 the person who owns his daughter.
 "The longer you keep my child from me
 the longer you will have to burn in Hell
 and the quicker you will get there
 ETTER FROM A BLACK SOLDIER
 O THE OWNER OF HIS DAUGHTER
 Kitey Dice r sƄane. holding rebbels for we dont ex to get them and when I get redy
 t to leave there root neor to come after mary I will have
 anch but we thinke how ever bout a powrer and autherity to
 letter from Cari that we that have Children in the bring hear away and to exacute
 you say 1 hands of you devels we will trie
 o steal to plunder my child your the day that we enter Glas
 I want you to understand
 diggs that where ever you
 given rite and I meets we are enmays to
 own and you may hold on each orthere I offered once to pay
 to hear as long as you can but I you forty dollars for my own
 want you to remembor this one Child but I am glad now that you
 vengencens on them that holds
 my Child you will then know
 how to talke to me I will asure
 that and you will know how to
 talk rite too I want you now to
 just hold to hear if you want
 to iff your conchosence tells thats
 the road go that road and what it
 to understand that mary is my
 Child and she is a God
 longor you keep did not accept it Just hold on will brig you to kittey diggs I
 from me the longor now as long as you can and the have no fears about getting mary
 out of your hands this whole
 Govenment gives chear to me
 worse it will be for you you
 I came
 to burn in hell and
 the quicer youll get their for we
 never in you life befor
 are now makeing up a bout one down hear did you give Children and you cannot help your self
 Come up tharough and wont to
 not even a dollars worth of ex
 Source: Ira Berlin, ed., Freedom, A Doc
 when we come wo be to Coppe
 hood rabbels
 your property not so with me my 1861-1867. Cambridge: Cambridge
 and to the Slave Children is my own and I expect University, 1982. 690
<p>Zoom in to FEEL the POWER. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
                
            

            
            
<p>Zoom in to FEEL the POWER. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: x 0
 42%. 12:29
 Toyota Avalon-cars & truc.
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 Toyota Avalon - $1800 (Louisville,
 KY)
 image 1 of 6
 "You want a car that gets the job done? You want a
 car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally
 literally
 no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no
 ther willever compliment you on?
 further
 The 1999 Toyota Avalon.
 Let's talk about features.
 Bluetooth: nope

 101.
 42%. 12:30
 Aux cord: nope
 Fancv wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent
 rear window and you have a fucking neck that can
 turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day it started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It
 went away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off
 the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the watera
 thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car,
 fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and
 this puppy would fucking start right ujp
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your
 children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People
 have done straight things in this car. People have
 done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge
 you like a fucking Volkswagen would
 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior
 color is grey.

 10.
 42%. 12:30
 Toyota Avalon - cars & truc...
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 color is grey.
 In the owner's manual, oll is listed as"optional.
 When this car was unveiled at the Detroit Auto
 Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to
 spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change
 in air pressure inside the building caused a partial
 collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is
 chronicled in the documentarv "Bored to Death:
 The Story of the 1999 Toyota Avalon"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out
 a Facebook survev
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin
 Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-
 of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver
 Alert, It's as utilitarian as a member of a church
 whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a
 single piece of paper that said, "It's a Toyota. It's
 fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any
 beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to
 yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the
 car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking
 1999 Tovota Avalon."
This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: x 0
 42%. 12:29
 Toyota Avalon-cars & truc.
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 Toyota Avalon - $1800 (Louisville,
 KY)
 image 1 of 6
 "You want a car that gets the job done? You want a
 car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally
 literally
 no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no
 ther willever compliment you on?
 further
 The 1999 Toyota Avalon.
 Let's talk about features.
 Bluetooth: nope

 101.
 42%. 12:30
 Aux cord: nope
 Fancv wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent
 rear window and you have a fucking neck that can
 turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day it started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It
 went away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off
 the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the watera
 thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car,
 fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and
 this puppy would fucking start right ujp
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your
 children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People
 have done straight things in this car. People have
 done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge
 you like a fucking Volkswagen would
 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior
 color is grey.

 10.
 42%. 12:30
 Toyota Avalon - cars & truc...
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 color is grey.
 In the owner's manual, oll is listed as"optional.
 When this car was unveiled at the Detroit Auto
 Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to
 spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change
 in air pressure inside the building caused a partial
 collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is
 chronicled in the documentarv "Bored to Death:
 The Story of the 1999 Toyota Avalon"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out
 a Facebook survev
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin
 Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-
 of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver
 Alert, It's as utilitarian as a member of a church
 whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a
 single piece of paper that said, "It's a Toyota. It's
 fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any
 beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to
 yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the
 car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking
 1999 Tovota Avalon."
This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.
                
            

            
            
This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.