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the vault: toggl.com YOU WANT TO WORK FOR A So LET'S POP THE HOOD AND SEE WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE IT TAKES TO TECH COMPANY? KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNING: KITCHEN FOUNTAIN OFFICE OF NINJA Qurifed GROWTH OUTDO LAND 9HAXIMUM lead ENPUTO 3 CFO developer face PRODUCT 5 LEAD Snace free REVELATION FRONT EN6 1) 0BM/SEO LEADGEN CAMP SUPPORT (8 CEO NERF GUN WAR ZONE 2 CUSTOMER SOCIAL MEDIA HIPSTER incoming tickets 10 SERVERS IN-HOUSE DESIGNER 11 BACKEND 9ENGINEER 15 MART VIRKUS THE CAST овм/SEO 1) LEADGEN 2 CUSTOMER Front line troops with nerves of steel. Customer support Black wizards of the Internet, skilled in the dark art of commandos have an uncanny ability to say "no" without it sounding like "no". Mostly peaceful. generating clicks, traffic and conversions. What, you think you found this comic by chance? 3 CFO HIPSTER The vault keeper. Tasked with maintaining fiscal responsibility. Also has to say "no" a lot, but lets silly expense requests slide occasionally to maintain peace and illusion of democracy Communicates in GIFS exclusively Social media hipsters are the only people who think "tweeting" counts as a skill on LinkedIn (and will ask to endorse it relentlessly). 6FRONT-N DEVS 5 LEAD A.K.A. "not actual engineers" in backend vocab. Heavily into classic rock or gangsta rap (or both). Obscurity of their hobbies is only matched by that of their T-shirt slogans. The buck stops here. Has keyboard shortcuts for phrases like "do it", "how hard can it be?" and "no." Not very peaceful. </Head Bady В СЕо OFFICE A.K.A. "The Big Cheese" CEOS feel most comfortable Ever wonder where your plane tickets, free snacks and gadgets come from? That's the work of an Office Ninja. The best Ninjas operate when facing challenges, so expect big changes (or a surprise product launch) when things start working too smoothly without ever being noticed. 9 KEND 10 SERVERS The non-glamorous techie. A watchful protector and a silent knight they keep the business up and running. He's the hero the company deserves (but not the one it needs) The only ones working 24/7. Go servers! 11) DESIGNER Arare beast, as most creatives prefer to roam free, hopping from one project to another. It's best to give them creative control to reduce chance of escape or violent rebellion. toggl.com Mart Virkus@ blog.toggl.com more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here
the vault: toggl.com
 YOU WANT TO WORK
 FOR A
 So
 LET'S POP THE HOOD
 AND SEE WHAT KIND OF
 PEOPLE IT TAKES TO
 TECH COMPANY?
 KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNING:
 KITCHEN
 FOUNTAIN
 OFFICE
 OF
 NINJA
 Qurifed GROWTH
 OUTDO
 LAND
 9HAXIMUM
 lead
 ENPUTO
 3 CFO
 developer
 face
 PRODUCT
 5 LEAD
 Snace
 free
 REVELATION
 FRONT EN6
 1) 0BM/SEO
 LEADGEN
 CAMP
 SUPPORT
 (8 CEO
 NERF GUN
 WAR ZONE
 2 CUSTOMER
 SOCIAL MEDIA
 HIPSTER
 incoming
 tickets
 10 SERVERS
 IN-HOUSE
 DESIGNER 11
 BACKEND
 9ENGINEER
 15 MART VIRKUS
 THE CAST
 овм/SEO
 1) LEADGEN
 2 CUSTOMER
 Front line troops with nerves
 of steel. Customer support
 Black wizards of the Internet,
 skilled in the dark art of
 commandos have an uncanny
 ability to say "no" without it
 sounding like "no". Mostly
 peaceful.
 generating clicks, traffic and
 conversions. What, you think
 you found this comic by
 chance?
 3 CFO
 HIPSTER
 The vault keeper. Tasked with
 maintaining fiscal
 responsibility. Also has to say
 "no" a lot, but lets silly expense
 requests slide occasionally to
 maintain peace and illusion of
 democracy
 Communicates in GIFS exclusively
 Social media hipsters are the only
 people who think "tweeting" counts
 as a skill on LinkedIn (and will ask to
 endorse it relentlessly).
 6FRONT-N
 DEVS
 5 LEAD
 A.K.A. "not actual engineers" in
 backend vocab. Heavily into
 classic rock or gangsta rap (or
 both). Obscurity of their hobbies
 is only matched by that of their
 T-shirt slogans.
 The buck stops here. Has
 keyboard shortcuts for
 phrases like "do it", "how hard
 can it be?" and "no." Not very
 peaceful.
 </Head
 Bady
 В СЕо
 OFFICE
 A.K.A. "The Big Cheese"
 CEOS feel most comfortable
 Ever wonder where your
 plane tickets, free snacks and
 gadgets come from? That's
 the work of an Office Ninja.
 The best Ninjas operate
 when facing challenges, so
 expect big changes (or a
 surprise product launch)
 when things start working
 too smoothly
 without ever being noticed.
 9 KEND
 10 SERVERS
 The non-glamorous techie.
 A watchful protector and a silent
 knight they keep the business
 up and running. He's the hero
 the company deserves (but not
 the one it needs)
 The only ones working 24/7.
 Go servers!
 11) DESIGNER
 Arare beast, as most creatives
 prefer to roam free, hopping
 from one project to another. It's
 best to give them creative control
 to reduce chance of escape or
 violent rebellion.
 toggl.com
 Mart Virkus@ blog.toggl.com
more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here

more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here

the vault: Hey if you could eat any letter of the alphabet, what letter would you eat and why? Yesterday 6:48 PM I would eat Os but not the sad ones, only the CheeriOs Today 11:15 AM Hmm...that's a better response than any l've got before Let me guess most girls only want the D? But your saving that for later Nah, I've gotten like an F for no reason, and one said Y, but now that I think about it they may have been asking me Aha well Then tbhl was hella confused when you asked and I seriously thought it was a dick joke I can see that, but just going with a D is so uncreative Very true think. I like the way you Now what letter would you eat? Lol R because its the most sinister sounding. That's why it's called murder and not mukduk What's mukduk I have no idea, but I know what murder is What's that Like...when you kill someone and get charged with murder I think it's a fun word to say Yeah know I knew that I was just saying if that's what we were actually talking about here. But murders kinda interest me like I watch a lot of documentaries and conspiracy theories lol I don't like the parts of those documentaries that have blood Really? Yeah, I'm more into the whole theft crime thing. SometimesI like to imagine my perfect crime I break into Tiffany's at midnight Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in New Brunswick, but I go to Yukon. I don't trust her. Besides I like the cold. Thirty years later, get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier Sent Today 6:07 PM That's deep lol I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*
the vault: Hey if you could eat any letter of
 the alphabet, what letter would
 you eat and why?
 Yesterday 6:48 PM
 I would eat Os but not the sad
 ones, only the CheeriOs
 Today 11:15 AM
 Hmm...that's a better response
 than any l've got before
 Let me guess most girls only
 want the D? But your saving that
 for later
 Nah, I've gotten like an F for no
 reason, and one said Y, but now
 that I think about it they may
 have been asking me
 Aha well Then tbhl was hella
 confused when you asked and I
 seriously thought it was a dick
 joke
 I can see that, but just going with
 a D is so uncreative
 Very true
 think.
 I like the way you
 Now what letter would you eat?
 Lol
 R because its the most sinister
 sounding. That's why it's called
 murder and not mukduk
 What's mukduk
 I have no idea, but I know what
 murder is
 What's that
 Like...when you kill someone and
 get charged with murder
 I think it's a fun word to say
 Yeah know I knew that I was just
 saying if that's what we were
 actually talking about here. But
 murders kinda interest me like I
 watch a lot of documentaries and
 conspiracy theories lol
 I don't like the parts of those
 documentaries that have blood
 Really?
 Yeah, I'm more into the whole
 theft crime thing. SometimesI
 like to imagine my perfect crime
 I break into Tiffany's at midnight
 Do I go for the vault? No, I go for
 the chandelier. It's priceless. As
 I'm taking it down, a woman
 catches me. She tells me to stop
 It's her father's business. She's
 Tiffany. I say no. We make love
 all night. In the morning, the cops
 come and I escape in one of their
 uniforms. I tell her to meet me in
 New Brunswick, but I go to
 Yukon. I don't trust her. Besides
 I like the cold. Thirty years later,
 get a postcard. I have a son and
 he's the chief of police. This is
 where the story gets interesting
 I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris
 by the Trocadero. She's been
 waiting for me all these years
 She's never taken another lover. I
 don't care. I don't show up. I go
 to Berlin. That's where I stashed
 the chandelier
 Sent
 Today 6:07 PM
 That's deep lol
I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*

I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*

the vault: <p>Was watching Thor Ragnarok and noticed this happening in the vault.</p>
the vault: <p>Was watching Thor Ragnarok and noticed this happening in the vault.</p>

<p>Was watching Thor Ragnarok and noticed this happening in the vault.</p>

the vault: www.Bandicam.com I had to go in the vault for this thanks to @entertainmentforbreakfast 😩😂😭 FamilyGuy Usher So Family Guy started the Gay-BBW rumors about Usher🤣
the vault: www.Bandicam.com
I had to go in the vault for this thanks to @entertainmentforbreakfast 😩😂😭 FamilyGuy Usher So Family Guy started the Gay-BBW rumors about Usher🤣

I had to go in the vault for this thanks to @entertainmentforbreakfast 😩😂😭 FamilyGuy Usher So Family Guy started the Gay-BBW rumors about...

the vault: HAPPY ISHTAR 4biddenknowledg DONT EAT THE EGGS Easter was originally the celebration of Ishtar, the Assyrian and Babylonian goddess of fertility and sex. Ancient Egyptians ( KHEM) believed in a primeval egg from which the sun god hatched. Alternatively, the sun was sometimes discussed as an egg itself, laid daily by the celestial goose, Seb, the god of the earth. Hinduism makes a connection between the content of the egg and the structure of the universe: for example, the shell represents the heavens, the white the air, and the yolk the earth. The Chandogya. Upanishads describes the act of creation in terms of the breaking of an egg. In the Zoroastrian religion, the creation myth tells of an ongoing struggle between the principles of good and evil. During a lengthy truce of several thousand years, evil hurls himself into an abyss and good lays an egg, which represents the universe with the earth suspended from the vault of the sky at the midway point between where good and evil reside. In China, there are several legends that hold a cosmic egg at their center, including the idea that the first being or certain people were born of eggs. For example, the Palangs trace their ancestry to a Naga princess who laid three eggs. The cosmic egg, according to the Vedic writings, has a spirit living within it which will be born, die, and be born yet again. Certain versions of the complicated Hindu mythology describe Prajapati as forming the egg and then appearing out of it himself. Brahma does likewise, and we find parallels in the ancient legends of Thoth and Ra. All of these doctrines are thousands of years before the Bible. 4biddenknowledge
the vault: HAPPY ISHTAR
 4biddenknowledg
 DONT EAT THE EGGS
Easter was originally the celebration of Ishtar, the Assyrian and Babylonian goddess of fertility and sex. Ancient Egyptians ( KHEM) believed in a primeval egg from which the sun god hatched. Alternatively, the sun was sometimes discussed as an egg itself, laid daily by the celestial goose, Seb, the god of the earth. Hinduism makes a connection between the content of the egg and the structure of the universe: for example, the shell represents the heavens, the white the air, and the yolk the earth. The Chandogya. Upanishads describes the act of creation in terms of the breaking of an egg. In the Zoroastrian religion, the creation myth tells of an ongoing struggle between the principles of good and evil. During a lengthy truce of several thousand years, evil hurls himself into an abyss and good lays an egg, which represents the universe with the earth suspended from the vault of the sky at the midway point between where good and evil reside. In China, there are several legends that hold a cosmic egg at their center, including the idea that the first being or certain people were born of eggs. For example, the Palangs trace their ancestry to a Naga princess who laid three eggs. The cosmic egg, according to the Vedic writings, has a spirit living within it which will be born, die, and be born yet again. Certain versions of the complicated Hindu mythology describe Prajapati as forming the egg and then appearing out of it himself. Brahma does likewise, and we find parallels in the ancient legends of Thoth and Ra. All of these doctrines are thousands of years before the Bible. 4biddenknowledge

Easter was originally the celebration of Ishtar, the Assyrian and Babylonian goddess of fertility and sex. Ancient Egyptians ( KHEM) beli...

the vault: When your mom buys the wrong kind of snacks RoLp Last week I posted some old memes of mine so this week I'm showing you some REALLY old @dabmoms memes from the vault
the vault: When your mom buys the wrong
 kind of snacks
 RoLp
Last week I posted some old memes of mine so this week I'm showing you some REALLY old @dabmoms memes from the vault

Last week I posted some old memes of mine so this week I'm showing you some REALLY old @dabmoms memes from the vault

the vault: [8x12 Recap] •It hurt me when Bonnie told Damon that Enzo is dead, why is she always the one who suffers 😭💔 •Stefan is human now and felt all the guilt. He looked so terrible and I actually felt bad for him 😔 and then he was also arrested by the police •Bonnie's mom Abby came to comfort Bonnie aw 😪 •Caroline saved Stefan from getting into jail, she will always protect him ❤ •Cade wanted to let Stefan to die now that he can no longer be his servant wtf •Damon wanted to get the Maxwell journal to give it to Cade and to save Stefan, but Alaric knocked him out ugh this rat 🙄 •Abby wanted Bonnie to let Enzo go NOO 😭 •Matt had visions of his ancestor Ethan Maxwell back in the 18th century when he was creating the bell against sirens and Sybil and Seline were there 😳 it confused me that Maxwell looked like Matt when he wasn't even a doppelganger 😂 •Enzo was trapped somewhere and tried to reach Bonnie omg 😭 •They found the woman that Stefan almost killed in the last episode and she stabbed Stefan but Caroline's blood wouldn't heal him of course because Stefan has the cure inside of him and his body refused it 😱 •I liked to see the background story of the bell in the flashbacks, that was already mentioned in 8x08. The sirens compelled Maxwell to ring the bell, but the witches hold back the fire and burned to death to save Mystic Falls from getting destroyed •Abby burned Enzo's body to save Bonnie from whatever was holding her NOOOO THEY NEED TO BRING ENZO BACK OR I WILL RIOT 😭 •Cade burned the Maxwell diary which could've told them how to kill the devil UGH NO WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE A DAMN COPY •Whenever Steroline is close to get a happy ending, something gets in between them. Now Stefan is human and Caroline is a vampire and they can get married, but Stefan would die someday 😔 •Damon would also have like 70 years with Stefan left until he dies it's not fair 😭 •Damon saved Stefan (the one who saved Ric's kids once), how can Ric blame Damon for that ugh 🤦🏼‍♀️ •Stefan went to Bonnie's house to apologize but then he got kidnapped wtf?! •Damon and Alaric went to the vault and then KAI appeared behind them! I'M SO EXCITED HOW COULD HE COME BACK FROM HELL??!!! 😱 Your thoughts?
the vault: [8x12 Recap] •It hurt me when Bonnie told Damon that Enzo is dead, why is she always the one who suffers 😭💔 •Stefan is human now and felt all the guilt. He looked so terrible and I actually felt bad for him 😔 and then he was also arrested by the police •Bonnie's mom Abby came to comfort Bonnie aw 😪 •Caroline saved Stefan from getting into jail, she will always protect him ❤ •Cade wanted to let Stefan to die now that he can no longer be his servant wtf •Damon wanted to get the Maxwell journal to give it to Cade and to save Stefan, but Alaric knocked him out ugh this rat 🙄 •Abby wanted Bonnie to let Enzo go NOO 😭 •Matt had visions of his ancestor Ethan Maxwell back in the 18th century when he was creating the bell against sirens and Sybil and Seline were there 😳 it confused me that Maxwell looked like Matt when he wasn't even a doppelganger 😂 •Enzo was trapped somewhere and tried to reach Bonnie omg 😭 •They found the woman that Stefan almost killed in the last episode and she stabbed Stefan but Caroline's blood wouldn't heal him of course because Stefan has the cure inside of him and his body refused it 😱 •I liked to see the background story of the bell in the flashbacks, that was already mentioned in 8x08. The sirens compelled Maxwell to ring the bell, but the witches hold back the fire and burned to death to save Mystic Falls from getting destroyed •Abby burned Enzo's body to save Bonnie from whatever was holding her NOOOO THEY NEED TO BRING ENZO BACK OR I WILL RIOT 😭 •Cade burned the Maxwell diary which could've told them how to kill the devil UGH NO WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE A DAMN COPY •Whenever Steroline is close to get a happy ending, something gets in between them. Now Stefan is human and Caroline is a vampire and they can get married, but Stefan would die someday 😔 •Damon would also have like 70 years with Stefan left until he dies it's not fair 😭 •Damon saved Stefan (the one who saved Ric's kids once), how can Ric blame Damon for that ugh 🤦🏼‍♀️ •Stefan went to Bonnie's house to apologize but then he got kidnapped wtf?! •Damon and Alaric went to the vault and then KAI appeared behind them! I'M SO EXCITED HOW COULD HE COME BACK FROM HELL??!!! 😱 Your thoughts?

[8x12 Recap] •It hurt me when Bonnie told Damon that Enzo is dead, why is she always the one who suffers 😭💔 •Stefan is human now and felt...