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![the world: bisexualbaker:
bisexualbaker:
thwippersnapple:
Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!
[Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ]
[Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.]
Chuck Tingle is a gift.
OMG the summary:
Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself
in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a
name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to
craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her
neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of
England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear
her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an
angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there
making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through
and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals
that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and
Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon
enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than
differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new
spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious
sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to
get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a
tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one
universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.](https://pics.ballmemes.com/bisexualbaker-bisexualbaker-thwippersnapple-tingle-just-cranked-out-50k-words-for-72527007.png)
![the world: lowoncliches:
note-a-bear:
My mom sent this to me and i’m howling
White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that family is enjoying a picnic in the park while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry? Well this is a great time to try *holds up bottle* Mind Your Own Fucking Business. With Mind Your Own Fucking Business you’ll be able to grow the fuck up and act like a decent fucking human being. Our patented technology allows you to pull your head out of your ass and see the world beyond the brim of your MAGA hat.
White man: Hi honey, I saw some black people at the Starbucks today.
Woman: Did you mind your own fucking business?
Man: I sure fucking did.
*both laughing*
Woman: Stop bothering those nice people today with Mind Your Own Fucking Business.
Man: Side effects may include not harassing people, no one getting arrested or murdered by police, a general sense of well-being for people of color, a lack of Internet fame and or trolling, and coexistence. Please consult a doctor if you are still a piece of shit after Minding Your Own Fucking Business as the symptoms may be result of a deeper problem and require further treatment.
Woman: Now available at Anthropology in Whole Foods.
[Censoring beeps removed for better readability.]](https://pics.ballmemes.com/lowoncliches-note-a-bear-my-mom-sent-this-to-me-and-i’m-72478997.png)
