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Weed, Work, and Ask: When somebody at work ask you if you smoke weed and you just hit them with this look https://t.co/XA42wD8YT3

https://t.co/XA42wD8YT3

Chipotle, Crazy, and Food: ECOSMOPOLITAN > SUBSCRIBE U S Wrap Yourself Up in a Tortilla Blanket Like the Burrito Yου Are Embrace your natural habitat. by CAITLYN FITZPATRICK APR 1, 2019 Burrito Bla 100% MICROFE REDDIT USER U/KOŤAAY Dear readers who love Mexican food and would choose a burrito over most foods: I have a cozy blanket you're going to want to get your hands on. The blanket looks like a real tortilla wrap-almost too real. It carollineasdasff: WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A BURRITO! 🌯🌯🌯Have you ever just stared at your server in Chipotle while they make your burrito and think to yourself, “Wouldn’t life just be so much better if it was me inside that warm flour tortilla?”. Ok maybe I’m a bit bit crazy but let’s be honest, being wrapped up in a tortilla is hands down the coolest thing you can do in 2019. Move over sliced bread, this tortilla has a bigger purpose. Website says its vegan/gluten free too…good enough for me! Check them out HERE

carollineasdasff: WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A BURRITO! 🌯🌯🌯Have you ever just stared at your server in Chipotle while they make your burrit...

Kids, Time, and Failure: All the formerly gifted kids who got A's without trying now that our perfectionis m has been revealed to be a symptom of a much deeper mental health issue: trying something for the first time and not doing it perfectly me Is this failure?

Beautiful, White, and World: I promise if you keep searching for everything beautiful in this world you will eventually become it. -tyler kent white

Tumblr, Animal, and Blog: This 7 year old boy invented a towel with suspenders and gained a patent for it. Finnish newspaper made an article of him, and just look how happy and proud he looks. awesomacious: This boy is my spirit animal

awesomacious: This boy is my spirit animal

Infinity, Time, and Monsters: One sip of this let's you see through time NS NTNTER Burns Ryan We can't let Kyle collect all 6 Infinity Monsters

Drugs, Verizon, and Bisexual: 4:46 PM Verizon LTE Rakel 28 8 Bisexual IG: & I'm looking for someone who's really trusting & healthy. Must have both kidneys, non-smoker, prefer a non drinker, and no drugs that could damage the liver... Type O Negative blood is a I think I know how this ends…..

I think I know how this ends…..

Moment, Chance, and This: This male has overslept. At the moment, he stands no chance of mating. I feel that.

I feel that.

Christmas, Dad, and Run: X GST Subtotal GST AmOunt $4.37 EFTPOS $48.04 PLEASE RETAIN RECEIPT FOR EXCHANGE OR REFUND HOT SHOP HAS A 14 DAY REFUND POLICY NO EXCHANGE/REFUND ON COSTUMES THANK YOU! FOR SHOPPING WITH US : CHRISTMAS TIP! Wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves or doesnt 1isten throw a present in the bin!! if you run out of empty presents ime to throw the child in the bin! Great tip See more 3.1k 126 comments Like Share This receipt my dad found

This receipt my dad found

Memes, Prince, and Teacher: r/memes Posted by u/TheBeatEngine 5 hours ago I swear this is every teacher ever Teacher: Oh come on, the test isn't that hard The test: What is an atom* True False Submit plerk 2 points 2 hours ago It's true in javascript Reply Give Award ShareReport Save Grey_Prince_Zote 1 point just now Therefore the correct answer is false Reply Share Save Edit Am I right?

Am I right?

Fucking, Gif, and How Many Times: 2:27 51% Arpana Monday 12:57 pm yes please Monday 2:08 pm Here we go.Hey are you a fucking retard? Cause you're a special one. Today 12:59 pm how many times have you used this one already Imao None actually. Not a pickup line guy myself. But man. It's a great conversation starter. Today 2:20 pm no its not ill tell you what the best conversation starter is i start my conversations exclusively with how i peel my chicken nuggets its not just the fact that i peel them, its also HOWI do it and bAm theyll never forget me Type a message.. GIF A What the actual fuck ?

What the actual fuck ?

England, Frozen, and Fucking: This unfortunate woman was found dead on parkland in Yorkshire, England. She's believed to have been pierced by a shaft of frozen urine which had fallen from a leak in a toilet facility of an overhead plane. imagine finding out your fucking piss killed someone

imagine finding out your fucking piss killed someone

Church, Sorry, and Help: THE BRIDGE 3 HARDEST THINGS 2 SAY I L AM SORRY 2I NEED HELP 3 WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE SUNDAY 9 AM www.TheBridgeNE.com This church in Carver MA

This church in Carver MA

Guns, The Real, and Sword: Just ban guns entirely and bring back swords. Let's see who the real men are. "Parry this you filthy casual" imgflip.com Don’t bring a sword to a fight

Don’t bring a sword to a fight

Blizzard, Hong Kong, and Sad: Blizzard bans forum members for 1000 years over discussing Hong Kong Anthony Garreffa, TweakTown October 11, 2019 ACTIVSIO BIZZARD Anyone who cares about human rights This is making me Big Sad

This is making me Big Sad

Being Alone, Bad, and Fall: Same thing as yous Theseus. ARIADNE! What are YOU deing here? We're in THE UNDERWORLD. T got MURDERED raugh got thrown Oh, yeah, yikes. Me too, L+was was in though exile. ght off this It was cliff. Pretty bad. Hang on- Enough about ME Croy what have YOU been up to? I havent seen you in YEARS! didnt that keep in touch after that But okay here's what nappened: we after You mean, you lett me on Naxos to die? And you Said me, bt then I took oud marry You remember how we left Crete, after that sword gaveyu and golo thread, and killed the minotaur Jou and a nap you LEFT ME BEHIND I mean you can't REALLY blame me. You betrayed yar /family, How could you after THAT? My family fed people He didn't worry about my past We fell in love to a monster! and got married, But I forgive you guess because while I was on Naxos I met the most handsome Great glad you happy had a ife. Too bad all man I'd ever seen thngs an end, and Come to And ever since then, we've been so and so in love, and hapry now we're both stuck here in everything the Underworld... is Together just like the good old days... and alone for now... ARI ADNE WHERE ARE YOU Diony sus? Ft ARIADNE! Was so wonried! Babe! You... you married The God of Wine? God of Wine Ariadng I completely fargat weren't immortal. We need to fix that Theatre, and Ritual Madness, is the official ttle, I +hink. you Well decide laterSounds ike Plan And, hey Theseus? what do be the goddes thinkin passion NIce job with the minotaur. want to a let's now out Just get of here. For Yes? ruffboijuliaburnsides: oatmealraisinbagel: I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades, which I get, but my favorite Greek Mythical figure has to be Ariadne. Until this year I had pretty much only ever heard of her in the context of the Theseus and the Minotaur myth, but her story actually continues past that and I love it. (Disclaimer, as with any Greek myth there’s a billion versions, but my favorite goes like this) Ariadne helped Theseus kill the Minotaur. She had to betray her family, but she knew she had to in order to stop the yearly sacrifices. Theseus promised her he would marry her as thanks for her help. Theseus and Ariadne left Crete together, but since Theseus didn’t trust Ariadne to be a good wife, he left her behind on Naxos while she was napping. Why didn’t he trust her to be a good wife? She had betrayed her family. While on Naxos, Dionysus, god of wine, fertility, madness, theater, and celebration, happens to stop by. He meets Ariadne and the two fall in love. Dionysus marries Ariadne. Note: There are plenty of retellings of this myth, but almost all of them emphasize how happy Dionysus and Ariadne’s marriage was. Ariadne is killed and goes to Hades. Dionysus descends into Hades to get his wife back. Ariadne gets to join the gods in Olympus, become immortal, and takes her place as the goddess of the labyrinth, mazes, paths, fertility, wine, and passion. Meanwhile, Theseus dies after being thrown off a cliff by Lycomedes. Ariadne is practically the personification of “the best revenge is living well” and I think that’s great. this is good shit.

ruffboijuliaburnsides: oatmealraisinbagel: I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades, which I get, but my favorite Greek Mythical fig...

Memes, Target, and Tumblr: Me sending something loving and encouraging at 2 am My friend who should be asleep My friend responding F**k positive-memes:Made 5 minutes after this actually happened

positive-memes:Made 5 minutes after this actually happened

God, Love, and MeIRL: Sometimes the caption makes all the difference Listen to me Floyd, you're tripping balls right now... for the love of god, put down the gun and we can talk this throughANA TURE OF A meirl

meirl

Teacher, Sad, and Boys: teacher: please get into groups of 3 the boys me THE FATLES this is so sad

this is so sad

Meme, One, and This: O didn't steal your meme. O DISCOVERED it. I discovered this one…

I discovered this one…

Vegan, Yeah, and Match: Вес I'm vegan too! No way?! Yeah! That's why I swiped right Haha that's amazing! How long have you been vegan for? Start of this conversation Message Send Match or Meat

Match or Meat

Hope, Day, and This: I hope this ruins your day.

I hope this ruins your day.

Family, Bears, and Llc: WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU -will make you STRONGER Except Bears OPEN ROAD BRANDS, LLC BEARS pill KILL VOU This sign outside a cabin my family is staying in.

This sign outside a cabin my family is staying in.

Moment, Chance, and This: This male has overslept. At the moment, he stands no chance of mating. I feel that.

I feel that.

Moment, Chance, and This: This male has overslept. At the moment, he stands no chance of mating. I feel that.

I feel that.

Beautiful, Family, and Friends: YOUARE MY Sunhuno YOUARE MY Sunghune livelaughlovematters: fusselkuchen: anxie-teaa: manicprincess13: pleasingly-aesthetics: This Sunflower Necklace has a hidden message that reveals You Are My Sunshine! Brighten someone’s day with one of these adorable Necklace! Remind your friends, family or special someone of your undying love with this stunning piece of jewelry. => YOU CAN GET YOURS HERE <= This is so beautiful 😍 Hi, I’ll take ten. I just immediately bought one. they’re just too pretty I just received mine in the mail a few days ago and it’s gorgeous!

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Connected, How, and Once: kya? @bohatconfusion My friend once messaged me and said, When you sit on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole to a city wide network of connected buttholes' how do i unthink this

New York, Help, and Snow: 22% 8:01 PM This is Snowball he is visiting many subreddits and discord servers please spread Snowball to continue his travels NEW YORKERS KEEP NEW YORK SAFE tlan on door Snow ball is traveling from subreddit to subreddit.help him on his way

Snow ball is traveling from subreddit to subreddit.help him on his way

New York, Help, and Snow: 22% 8:01 PM This is Snowball he is visiting many subreddits and discord servers please spread Snowball to continue his travels NEW YORKERS KEEP NEW YORK SAFE tlan on door Snow ball is traveling from subreddit to subreddit.help him on his way

Snow ball is traveling from subreddit to subreddit.help him on his way

Church, Sorry, and Help: THE BRIDGE 3 HARDEST THINGS 2 SAY I L AM SORRY 2I NEED HELP 3 WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE SUNDAY 9 AM www.TheBridgeNE.com This church in Carver MA

This church in Carver MA

Lol, Black, and Baby: st Looking to purchase a kitten under 10$ Must be in mint condition Like Comment 2 people like this. Glenda Marie I have a black baby 1 hour ago Like Jamie Bull Looking for a kitten but thanks 1 hour ago Unlike 5 Glenda Marie Lol it is a kitten Wait… what?!

Wait… what?!

Books, Driving, and Friends: Yestay Tke top banaas like you Whet's the date thent hun Im driving past Gatwick tonight, get ready x t Tinish in Smins perfect can't watt Let me know when and where to pick you up/meet 7 Today Gatwick airport south terminal 410 pm Be there or be suuare Please dont I'm the kind of person that would actually book a flight somewhere with a random person on tinder Lets doit Where we going Paris taly New York? Vour choice m game But Thave options so be quick Daling https://www.wowcher.co.uk deal/travel/12846246/mystery getaway-voucher?from 4699308 Sroot.metadata.title Sroot metadata.description www.wohet.cok Tm game No joke shall we actually do it Pls don't be shitting me d actually be up for it Yeah me too Do we get to dchoose when were going mno snake How do we booki Ate they legith I think you get to choose out of a couple of weekends, but Im not 100% Also if you get Ball or one of the really far away ones you go for a week Yeah they're legit One of my friends has done it and I've been so up for it ever since I heard about it One of us books then the other transfers the money? Can w.choose a date prety E0on Need a bit of sun in my life Haha yeah sure, cba with this rain You happy for me to book and then you transfer me? Yeu Im good with that) just can't do this weekend The holiday thati Pzoan we fly from Gatwick it we can choose The draw is on the 23rd, so we find out where we go then and book the flights and give all our details in then Will try and go from Gatwick for sure Fingers crossed it bai Fuck if we're going on holiday l have to go for a nin Get this sexy beach bod ready That would be ridiculous 0 Ok it's booked And shutup you already have a beach bod! Delived My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he’s ever done..

My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he’s ever done..

Tumblr, Blog, and Ballet: A father held onto his baby as he ran on stage to dance ballet with his daughter after she suffered from stage fright during a performance #pauseandlove Achievement unlocked Wholesome X X awesomacious: This father is just dang awesome

awesomacious: This father is just dang awesome

Lady Gaga, Omg, and Target: verizon LTE 1:46 AM nashenow LADY GAGA Been sleeping on this one for far too long d aga Go OFF @ladyg THE CURE 0:04 -3:28 The Cure Lady Gaga-The Cure Single D) tinashenow 5h theshitneyspears:omg gaga really left tinashe THAT shook

theshitneyspears:omg gaga really left tinashe THAT shook

Beautiful, Family, and Friends: YOUARE MY Sunhuno YOUARE MY Sunghune livelaughlovematters: fusselkuchen: anxie-teaa: manicprincess13: pleasingly-aesthetics: This Sunflower Necklace has a hidden message that reveals You Are My Sunshine! Brighten someone’s day with one of these adorable Necklace! Remind your friends, family or special someone of your undying love with this stunning piece of jewelry. => YOU CAN GET YOURS HERE <= This is so beautiful 😍 Hi, I’ll take ten. I just immediately bought one. they’re just too pretty I just received mine in the mail a few days ago and it’s gorgeous!

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Florida Man, Florida, and Man: Florida man pays off lunch debts for every child in 9 schools you go and do something like this.. Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF! Florida is great

Florida is great

Florida Man, Florida, and Man: Florida man pays off lunch debts for every child in 9 schools you go and do something like this.. Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF! Florida is great

Florida is great

Life, Hope, and Believe: I hope your life is full of "I can't believe I did this" than "I should've done it"

Crying, Love, and Target: shne shaniartist: I’m so tired Luka.listen- i’m love square all the way but I cant stand seeing my girl Marinette breakdown like that. the most optimistic, loving and strong character on the show is crying- so hell yeah I’m glad Luka was there to comfort her! did i cry while drawing this? maybe.

shaniartist: I’m so tired Luka.listen- i’m love square all the way but I cant stand seeing my girl Marinette breakdown like that. the most ...

Birthday, Gg, and Love: ene 23 1914 Odense Denmark appy Bartday Pemtars We get old ond get used fo exch other We thnk alike. We read esch D thers minds. We know wht th other wants w hout asking. Jmetins We ierita te escktaer tHe bit. aybe eme fmes toke eseh her 1rantad But ence n duhile, ke tohy medi ta te on t end realize hr hare y With lu oky amto the gres test weman 8 ever met nspire Hhe better till Jascinz te 2nd eremete me w mgl hor me fur govie fhe shyect gg y Love youlvery Hrry Birthday fonces desire he reasn r y etistence. Muck House of Cash/ Insight Editions This is a love letter Johnny Cash wrote to his wife, June Carter, on her 65th birthday. A poll from 2015 declared this the greatest love letter of all time

This is a love letter Johnny Cash wrote to his wife, June Carter, on her 65th birthday. A poll from 2015 declared this the greatest love let...

Tumblr, Blog, and Giraffe: what's on your mind? short giraffe what? awesomacious: This is what I needed today

awesomacious: This is what I needed today

Affect, This, and Humans: 1995 2019 This generation doesn’t only affect humans

This generation doesn’t only affect humans

Memes, Old, and Door: This Door Is Alarmed. WHAT STARTLED IT? Yay! I found my old archives. I’ll be posting memes from the Golden Age

Yay! I found my old archives. I’ll be posting memes from the Golden Age

Beer, Dad, and Drinking: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: - Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer) - Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) - Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) - Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: - A minimum of 18 years experience as a father - A minimum of 10 years grilling experience - An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer day We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicanis named Bill, Randy, or Dave. Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

Beautiful, Family, and Friends: YOUARE MY Sunhuno YOUARE MY Sunghune livelaughlovematters: fusselkuchen: anxie-teaa: manicprincess13: pleasingly-aesthetics: This Sunflower Necklace has a hidden message that reveals You Are My Sunshine! Brighten someone’s day with one of these adorable Necklace! Remind your friends, family or special someone of your undying love with this stunning piece of jewelry. => YOU CAN GET YOURS HERE <= This is so beautiful 😍 Hi, I’ll take ten. I just immediately bought one. they’re just too pretty I just received mine in the mail a few days ago and it’s gorgeous!

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Fucking, Lawyer, and History: pat tobin @tastefactory Follow Reminder of one of the darkest moments in history フ 10:24 AM-25 Nov 2017 Dap and 2 others liked lily @lilianaalozanoo Nov 25 This calls for my favorite joke of all time: Lawyer: so it says here that you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly? Mickie: no, I said she was fucking goofy pat tobin Gtastefactory Reminder of one of the darkest moments in history 176K

Fancy, Com, and Cocktail: Sooo... is this a fancy cocktail or something? Has anyone seen Dave recently? LOLNEIN.com Missing Mug

Missing Mug

Never, Youth, and Moment: Enjoy your youth You'll never be younger than ou are at this very moment.

Smell, Dog, and Who: Incredible, this dog can smell people who are not going to pass

Beautiful, Family, and Friends: YOUARE MY Sunhuno YOUARE MY Sunghune livelaughlovematters: fusselkuchen: anxie-teaa: manicprincess13: pleasingly-aesthetics: This Sunflower Necklace has a hidden message that reveals You Are My Sunshine! Brighten someone’s day with one of these adorable Necklace! Remind your friends, family or special someone of your undying love with this stunning piece of jewelry. => YOU CAN GET YOURS HERE <= This is so beautiful 😍 Hi, I’ll take ten. I just immediately bought one. they’re just too pretty I just received mine in the mail a few days ago and it’s gorgeous!

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