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this morning: My mom issues addresses for a Parish in Louisiana. One of requirements to issue an address is that the building’s front door needs to be in place. This is what she rolled up to this morning.
 this morning: My mom issues addresses for a Parish in Louisiana. One of requirements to issue an address is that the building’s front door needs to be in place. This is what she rolled up to this morning.

My mom issues addresses for a Parish in Louisiana. One of requirements to issue an address is that the building’s front door needs to be...

this morning: We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning
 this morning: We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning

We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning

this morning: Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.
 this morning: Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.

Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.

this morning: We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning
 this morning: We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning

We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning

this morning: We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning
 this morning: We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning

We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning

this morning: On our Slack this morning. Too true…
 this morning: On our Slack this morning. Too true…

On our Slack this morning. Too true…

this morning: Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.
 this morning: Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.

Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.

this morning: Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.
 this morning: Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.

Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.

this morning: I was rushing this morning
 this morning: I was rushing this morning

I was rushing this morning

this morning: the-strongest-decoy: arcticfoxbear: by-grace-of-god: prolifeproliberty: candiikismet: gingersofficial: Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now. If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word. He tells us more… So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons. Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni .  Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later. It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles. I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️ Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms. “And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y— “And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home. “Is [yet another friend]’s home?” Update from the other night: “Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is. I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language. Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?” yep! *runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?” @radioactivepeasant @themagdalenwriting @iusedtohaveanaccount “HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”
 this morning: the-strongest-decoy:
arcticfoxbear:

by-grace-of-god:

prolifeproliberty:

candiikismet:

gingersofficial:



Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now. 



If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word.

He tells us more…
So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons.
Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . 
Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later.
It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles.
I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️
Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms.
“And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y—
“And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home.
“Is [yet another friend]’s home?”
Update from the other night:
“Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is.
I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language.
Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?”
yep!
*runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

@radioactivepeasant @themagdalenwriting @iusedtohaveanaccount


“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

the-strongest-decoy: arcticfoxbear: by-grace-of-god: prolifeproliberty: candiikismet: gingersofficial: Life path unlocked. He’s a...

this morning: Almost died this morning.
 this morning: Almost died this morning.

Almost died this morning.

this morning: Almost died this morning.
 this morning: Almost died this morning.

Almost died this morning.

this morning: Me after having an interview this morning, and they schedule a follow up for this afternoon. by Beards_Bears_BSG MORE MEMES
 this morning: Me after having an interview this morning, and they schedule a follow up for this afternoon. by Beards_Bears_BSG
MORE MEMES

Me after having an interview this morning, and they schedule a follow up for this afternoon. by Beards_Bears_BSG MORE MEMES

this morning: My good girl wanting some of my bannock this morning. Don’t worry, I gave her a couple pieces.
 this morning: My good girl wanting some of my bannock this morning. Don’t worry, I gave her a couple pieces.

My good girl wanting some of my bannock this morning. Don’t worry, I gave her a couple pieces.

this morning: This happened to me later this morning but I posted it in r/creepypms and someone gave me a suggestion to put it here
 this morning: This happened to me later this morning but I posted it in r/creepypms and someone gave me a suggestion to put it here

This happened to me later this morning but I posted it in r/creepypms and someone gave me a suggestion to put it here

this morning: This morning quarantine got my sweet guy and baby girl like...
 this morning: This morning quarantine got my sweet guy and baby girl like...

This morning quarantine got my sweet guy and baby girl like...

this morning: As long as insurance companies are involved. Aetna is proof of that this morning
 this morning: As long as insurance companies are involved. Aetna is proof of that this morning

As long as insurance companies are involved. Aetna is proof of that this morning

this morning: Interesting post from my mom on FB this morning..
 this morning: Interesting post from my mom on FB this morning..

Interesting post from my mom on FB this morning..

this morning: It Works hun I follow posted this morning ... these people kill me
 this morning: It Works hun I follow posted this morning ... these people kill me

It Works hun I follow posted this morning ... these people kill me

this morning: First thing I did with my phone at 4:47 this morning was a google search.
 this morning: First thing I did with my phone at 4:47 this morning was a google search.

First thing I did with my phone at 4:47 this morning was a google search.

this morning: I opened up FB this morning and I’ve summed up everything I saw and made a meme!
 this morning: I opened up FB this morning and I’ve summed up everything I saw and made a meme!

I opened up FB this morning and I’ve summed up everything I saw and made a meme!

this morning: A neighbor posted this about finding this guy in the airshaft of their apartment bldg. at 3AM this morning, then he proceeded to play with himself
 this morning: A neighbor posted this about finding this guy in the airshaft of their apartment bldg. at 3AM this morning, then he proceeded to play with himself

A neighbor posted this about finding this guy in the airshaft of their apartment bldg. at 3AM this morning, then he proceeded to play wit...

this morning: Cooked up some OC this morning.
 this morning: Cooked up some OC this morning.

Cooked up some OC this morning.

this morning: Got a friend request from a stranger this morning. A quick scroll through her profile and I am not disappointed!
 this morning: Got a friend request from a stranger this morning. A quick scroll through her profile and I am not disappointed!

Got a friend request from a stranger this morning. A quick scroll through her profile and I am not disappointed!

this morning: Taking maturity samples this morning and the bag had a hole in it. Went to get a new bag and juice poured into my gumboot.
 this morning: Taking maturity samples this morning and the bag had a hole in it. Went to get a new bag and juice poured into my gumboot.

Taking maturity samples this morning and the bag had a hole in it. Went to get a new bag and juice poured into my gumboot.

this morning: i coughed this morning.help
 this morning: i coughed this morning.help

i coughed this morning.help

this morning: I stepped on the worst possible Lego piece this morning
 this morning: I stepped on the worst possible Lego piece this morning

I stepped on the worst possible Lego piece this morning

this morning: The Ghost of Airlines Past on the way to Virgin HQ this morning
 this morning: The Ghost of Airlines Past on the way to Virgin HQ this morning

The Ghost of Airlines Past on the way to Virgin HQ this morning

this morning: I was in a bad mood this morning. My roommates dog came up and set her favorite toy on my lap, looked at me, then walked away. I feel better.
 this morning: I was in a bad mood this morning. My roommates dog came up and set her favorite toy on my lap, looked at me, then walked away. I feel better.

I was in a bad mood this morning. My roommates dog came up and set her favorite toy on my lap, looked at me, then walked away. I feel bet...

this morning: My school sent this email this morning...
 this morning: My school sent this email this morning...

My school sent this email this morning...

this morning: Any horror buffs out there? Just finished this morning
 this morning: Any horror buffs out there? Just finished this morning

Any horror buffs out there? Just finished this morning

this morning: My local grocery store at almost noon this morning. It’s the first time in a month I’ve seen it like this. It gives my sanity some hope.
 this morning: My local grocery store at almost noon this morning. It’s the first time in a month I’ve seen it like this. It gives my sanity some hope.

My local grocery store at almost noon this morning. It’s the first time in a month I’ve seen it like this. It gives my sanity some hope.

this morning: I never knew someone I have so much respect for is an anti-vaxxer. Found this gem this morning.
 this morning: I never knew someone I have so much respect for is an anti-vaxxer. Found this gem this morning.

I never knew someone I have so much respect for is an anti-vaxxer. Found this gem this morning.

this morning: Marzia and Felix’s wedding was in my recommended this morning. It’s got 28k dislikes. WHY?
 this morning: Marzia and Felix’s wedding was in my recommended this morning. It’s got 28k dislikes. WHY?

Marzia and Felix’s wedding was in my recommended this morning. It’s got 28k dislikes. WHY?

this morning: Baby foxes on my walk this morning!
 this morning: Baby foxes on my walk this morning!

Baby foxes on my walk this morning!

this morning: Woke up with 4 inches of snow in the northeast this morning.
 this morning: Woke up with 4 inches of snow in the northeast this morning.

Woke up with 4 inches of snow in the northeast this morning.

this morning: This popped up on my feed this morning. From the badly drawn and unneccessary arms to the font, this is just dreadful
 this morning: This popped up on my feed this morning. From the badly drawn and unneccessary arms to the font, this is just dreadful

This popped up on my feed this morning. From the badly drawn and unneccessary arms to the font, this is just dreadful

this morning: This is Rory....she was looking particularly radiant this morning.
 this morning: This is Rory....she was looking particularly radiant this morning.

This is Rory....she was looking particularly radiant this morning.

this morning: Well I hope no one needs heat this morning
 this morning: Well I hope no one needs heat this morning

Well I hope no one needs heat this morning

this morning: My Facebook memory this morning kindly reminded me how excited I was to finally find GoT Oreos. Oh how things have changed...
 this morning: My Facebook memory this morning kindly reminded me how excited I was to finally find GoT Oreos. Oh how things have changed...

My Facebook memory this morning kindly reminded me how excited I was to finally find GoT Oreos. Oh how things have changed...