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Some people on the internet are
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<p>A fact more true on this sub than most…</p>
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bagelzyumersz 5lh
Some people on the internet are
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<p>A fact more true on this sub than most…</p>
Beer, Love, and Death: socks
@carseatarmrest
These beer mats are SO needed
Suicide is the leading cause of death
for men under 49, killing three times
as many British men as women. It's
time to talk about men's mental
health!!
IS THERE
A MATE
MISSING
AROUND
THIS TABLE?
REACH OUT
TO HIM.
IT COULD BE A SIGN
OF A MENTAL HEALTH
PROBLEM:
REACH OUT
BE YOURSELF
DO WHAT YOU
LOVE TOGETHER
<p>An excellent idea via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2Nx01ZB">https://ift.tt/2Nx01ZB</a></p>
![Beer, Love, and Death: socks
@carseatarmrest
These beer mats are SO needed
Suicide is the leading cause of death
for men under 49, killing three times
as many British men as women. It's
time to talk about men's mental
health!!
IS THERE
A MATE
MISSING
AROUND
THIS TABLE?
REACH OUT
TO HIM.
IT COULD BE A SIGN
OF A MENTAL HEALTH
PROBLEM:
REACH OUT
BE YOURSELF
DO WHAT YOU
LOVE TOGETHER
<p>An excellent idea via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2Nx01ZB">https://ift.tt/2Nx01ZB</a></p>]()
<p>An excellent idea via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2Nx01ZB">https://ift.tt/2Nx01ZB</a></p>
Goals, Squad, and Three: THREE TYPES
OF PEOPLE
TO SURROUND
YOURSELF WITH
1. THE INSPIRED
2. THE EXCITED
3. THE GRATEFUL
aQWORLDSTAR
“My kind of people...squad goals!” 💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/2kbenvywnR
![Goals, Squad, and Three: THREE TYPES
OF PEOPLE
TO SURROUND
YOURSELF WITH
1. THE INSPIRED
2. THE EXCITED
3. THE GRATEFUL
aQWORLDSTAR
“My kind of people...squad goals!” 💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/2kbenvywnR]()
“My kind of people...squad goals!” 💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/2kbenvywnR
Club, Cute, and Food: 13 THINGS
YOUR TODDLER CAN DO
THAT YOU CAN'T
Sleep on 15 pillows,
wake up without
a neck ache
2 Wear nothing but
Look cool
wearing a cape
underwear and shoes
while Grandma is over
Eat the same food for breakfast,
lunch and dinner for three weeks
Demand an audience
while pooping
6 Taithtabouterthehr
Tell strangers the
truth about their
appearances
7 assenble ne the to8 ntnhody
Fit entire body
in the bathtub
assemble in the
living room to watch
you sing a song you
ust made up
SNORT
Completely fill your
phone's memory
with nostril selfies
in under two minutes
103
Inspire gushing
praise by drawing
a stick figure
Nom
.Nom
1 Sleep sideways across
someone else's bed
Get an extra cookie
from the sample oCKMoM
lady just because
you're cute
Get super-excited
about grocery
shopping
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/175580956776/things-your-toddler-can-do-that-you-cant" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Things Your Toddler Can Do That You Can’t</p></blockquote>
![Club, Cute, and Food: 13 THINGS
YOUR TODDLER CAN DO
THAT YOU CAN'T
Sleep on 15 pillows,
wake up without
a neck ache
2 Wear nothing but
Look cool
wearing a cape
underwear and shoes
while Grandma is over
Eat the same food for breakfast,
lunch and dinner for three weeks
Demand an audience
while pooping
6 Taithtabouterthehr
Tell strangers the
truth about their
appearances
7 assenble ne the to8 ntnhody
Fit entire body
in the bathtub
assemble in the
living room to watch
you sing a song you
ust made up
SNORT
Completely fill your
phone's memory
with nostril selfies
in under two minutes
103
Inspire gushing
praise by drawing
a stick figure
Nom
.Nom
1 Sleep sideways across
someone else's bed
Get an extra cookie
from the sample oCKMoM
lady just because
you're cute
Get super-excited
about grocery
shopping
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/175580956776/things-your-toddler-can-do-that-you-cant" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Things Your Toddler Can Do That You Can’t</p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/175580956776/things-your-toddler-can-do-that-you-cant" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud...
Dad, Sex, and At&t: l AT&T LTE
6:30 PM
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<Messages Tea
TEAM I
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Team 10 sex slave
theyarehandsom
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Summary
Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her monm
because her dad died when she was three.Her mom
is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there
house.When the rent is do her mother panics and
makes a deal with some boys.
Mature Content
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<p>The people on Wattpad are not well</p>
![Dad, Sex, and At&t: l AT&T LTE
6:30 PM
* 64%
K-
<Messages Tea
TEAM I
erikap
Team 10 sex slave
theyarehandsom
0 29K Reads
★ 143 Votes
:-45 Parts
Read
#61-chanceandanthony
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Summary
Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her monm
because her dad died when she was three.Her mom
is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there
house.When the rent is do her mother panics and
makes a deal with some boys.
Mature Content
C All Rights Reserved
<p>The people on Wattpad are not well</p>]()
<p>The people on Wattpad are not well</p>
Bones, Gandalf, and Instagram: tumblr
<p><i>New day, new name. The Tumblr formerly known as thefandometrics will now only respond to <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>. We’re more than just data. Spread the word.</i></p><p>Listen up. It’s time. You can feel it in your bones, can’t you? Or maybe it’s that little piece of your brain dedicated to your OTP, your secondary ships, and your favorite fandoms. Its whisper has turned into a blissed-out scream…<br/></p><h2><b><i>SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON IS STARTING IN THREE DAYS. </i></b></h2><p>Can’t make it? Don’t worry—Tumblr will be there covering the most important stuff in comics, movies, TV, games, and all things entertainment. Consider us your eyes and ears. We’ll be on the floor, in Artist Alley, at outdoor activations, and everywhere in between. Take it all in via <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>, the <a href="http://tumblr.com/search/sdcc">#SDCC</a> tag, our <a href="http://instagram.com/tumblr">official Instagram</a>, and a few Answer Times and exclusive GIFs over on <a href="https://tmblr.co/mwphPpMxa8C3zeAQVvle0Qg">@stardom</a>. </p><p>In previous years, we brought <a href="https://fandom.tumblr.com/post/163348304584/over-the-past-four-days-weve-captured-the-best">the best cosplay</a> from the con floor straight to your dashboard (hi, <a href="https://fandom.tumblr.com/post/163316514887/you-shall-not-passthis-post-without-reblogging">Sexy Gandalf</a>). This year we want to add a little audience participation to the mix. Let’s see you—yes, you—in your finest cosplay gear. Whether you’re at Comic-Con yourself or just dressed up at home,<b> <a href="http://fandom.tumblr.com/submit">submit your picture</a> to <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>. </b>We’re going to showcase the best of the best right here on this ol’ Tumblr.</p>
![Bones, Gandalf, and Instagram: tumblr
<p><i>New day, new name. The Tumblr formerly known as thefandometrics will now only respond to <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>. We’re more than just data. Spread the word.</i></p><p>Listen up. It’s time. You can feel it in your bones, can’t you? Or maybe it’s that little piece of your brain dedicated to your OTP, your secondary ships, and your favorite fandoms. Its whisper has turned into a blissed-out scream…<br/></p><h2><b><i>SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON IS STARTING IN THREE DAYS. </i></b></h2><p>Can’t make it? Don’t worry—Tumblr will be there covering the most important stuff in comics, movies, TV, games, and all things entertainment. Consider us your eyes and ears. We’ll be on the floor, in Artist Alley, at outdoor activations, and everywhere in between. Take it all in via <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>, the <a href="http://tumblr.com/search/sdcc">#SDCC</a> tag, our <a href="http://instagram.com/tumblr">official Instagram</a>, and a few Answer Times and exclusive GIFs over on <a href="https://tmblr.co/mwphPpMxa8C3zeAQVvle0Qg">@stardom</a>. </p><p>In previous years, we brought <a href="https://fandom.tumblr.com/post/163348304584/over-the-past-four-days-weve-captured-the-best">the best cosplay</a> from the con floor straight to your dashboard (hi, <a href="https://fandom.tumblr.com/post/163316514887/you-shall-not-passthis-post-without-reblogging">Sexy Gandalf</a>). This year we want to add a little audience participation to the mix. Let’s see you—yes, you—in your finest cosplay gear. Whether you’re at Comic-Con yourself or just dressed up at home,<b> <a href="http://fandom.tumblr.com/submit">submit your picture</a> to <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>. </b>We’re going to showcase the best of the best right here on this ol’ Tumblr.</p>]()
<p><i>New day, new name. The Tumblr formerly known as thefandometrics will now only respond to <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWH...
Hulk Hogan, Tumblr, and World Wrestling Entertainment: WWE@WWE 7h
BREAKING: After a three-year suspension, @HulkHogan has been reinstated into
the @WWE Hall of Fame.
Hulk Hogan reinstated into WWE Hall of Fame
Hulk Hogan has been reinstated into the WWE Hall of Fame after a three-
vear suspension
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hulk hogan 2.0: i have been reeducated<br/></p></blockquote>
![Hulk Hogan, Tumblr, and World Wrestling Entertainment: WWE@WWE 7h
BREAKING: After a three-year suspension, @HulkHogan has been reinstated into
the @WWE Hall of Fame.
Hulk Hogan reinstated into WWE Hall of Fame
Hulk Hogan has been reinstated into the WWE Hall of Fame after a three-
vear suspension
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<p><a href="http://ryangoslingofficial.tumblr.com/post/175941438756/hulk-hogan-20-i-have-been-reeducated" class="tumblr_blog">ryangoslingofficial</a>:</p><blockquote><p>
hulk hogan 2.0: i have been reeducated<br/></p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="http://ryangoslingofficial.tumblr.com/post/175941438756/hulk-hogan-20-i-have-been-reeducated" class="tumblr_blog">ryangoslingoff...
Cute, Food, and Grandma: 13 THINGS
YOUR TODDLER CAN DO
THAT YOU CAN'T
Sleep on 15 pillows,
wake up without
a neck ache
2 Wear nothing but
Look cool
wearing a cape
underwear and shoes
while Grandma is over
Eat the same food for breakfast,
lunch and dinner for three weeks
Demand an audience
while pooping
6 Taithtabouterthehr
Tell strangers the
truth about their
appearances
7 assenble ne the to8 ntnhody
Fit entire body
in the bathtub
assemble in the
living room to watch
you sing a song you
ust made up
SNORT
Completely fill your
phone's memory
with nostril selfies
in under two minutes
103
Inspire gushing
praise by drawing
a stick figure
Nom
.Nom
1 Sleep sideways across
someone else's bed
Get an extra cookie
from the sample oCKMoM
lady just because
you're cute
Get super-excited
about grocery
shopping
<p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/175511440684/things-your-toddler-can-do-that-you-cant" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Things Your Toddler Can Do That You Can’t</p></blockquote>
![Cute, Food, and Grandma: 13 THINGS
YOUR TODDLER CAN DO
THAT YOU CAN'T
Sleep on 15 pillows,
wake up without
a neck ache
2 Wear nothing but
Look cool
wearing a cape
underwear and shoes
while Grandma is over
Eat the same food for breakfast,
lunch and dinner for three weeks
Demand an audience
while pooping
6 Taithtabouterthehr
Tell strangers the
truth about their
appearances
7 assenble ne the to8 ntnhody
Fit entire body
in the bathtub
assemble in the
living room to watch
you sing a song you
ust made up
SNORT
Completely fill your
phone's memory
with nostril selfies
in under two minutes
103
Inspire gushing
praise by drawing
a stick figure
Nom
.Nom
1 Sleep sideways across
someone else's bed
Get an extra cookie
from the sample oCKMoM
lady just because
you're cute
Get super-excited
about grocery
shopping
<p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/175511440684/things-your-toddler-can-do-that-you-cant" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Things Your Toddler Can Do That You Can’t</p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/175511440684/things-your-toddler-can-do-that-you-cant" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:<...
Amazon, Dank, and Life: SO WHAT'S MY LIFE
EXPECTANCY, DOc?
ABOUT THIRTY
SECONDS.
MEANWHILE, I'LL GET
ABOUT FIFTY YEARS!
う
Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
Check out the new Cyanide & Happiness parenting guide here: https://www.amazon.com/Cyanide-Happiness-Guide-Parenting-Three/dp/1684150027
![Amazon, Dank, and Life: SO WHAT'S MY LIFE
EXPECTANCY, DOc?
ABOUT THIRTY
SECONDS.
MEANWHILE, I'LL GET
ABOUT FIFTY YEARS!
う
Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
Check out the new Cyanide & Happiness parenting guide here: https://www.amazon.com/Cyanide-Happiness-Guide-Parenting-Three/dp/1684150027]()
Check out the new Cyanide & Happiness parenting guide here: https://www.amazon.com/Cyanide-Happiness-Guide-Parenting-Three/dp/1684150027
Apple, Ass, and Butt: English
Hello!
GoodBye
Thank You
I'm Hungry!
Ugly!
I Swear.
Fire!
We Love You!
1 Hate You!
For You
Minions
Bello!
Pocpaye!
Tank Yu!
Me Want Banana
Bananonina!
Underwear
Chair
What
Apple
Ice Cream
Ass
One
BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO
Tulaliloo Ti Amo!
Tatata Bala Tu!
Para Tu
Baboi
Chasy
Po Ka
Bable
Gelato
Butt
Hana
Dul
Three
<p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/175619873144/if-youre-looking-to-study-a-new-language" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>If You’re Looking To Study A New Language</p></blockquote>
![Apple, Ass, and Butt: English
Hello!
GoodBye
Thank You
I'm Hungry!
Ugly!
I Swear.
Fire!
We Love You!
1 Hate You!
For You
Minions
Bello!
Pocpaye!
Tank Yu!
Me Want Banana
Bananonina!
Underwear
Chair
What
Apple
Ice Cream
Ass
One
BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO
Tulaliloo Ti Amo!
Tatata Bala Tu!
Para Tu
Baboi
Chasy
Po Ka
Bable
Gelato
Butt
Hana
Dul
Three
<p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/175619873144/if-youre-looking-to-study-a-new-language" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>If You’re Looking To Study A New Language</p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/175619873144/if-youre-looking-to-study-a-new-language" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:<...
Donald Trump, Memes, and Good: 9 December 2015
He is out of his mind if he thinks
that there are parts of London
Donald Trump has called Boris Johnson a "friend" who "says very good things about me".
This is what Boris Johnson said about then candidate Trump when he was London Mayor three years ago.
![Donald Trump, Memes, and Good: 9 December 2015
He is out of his mind if he thinks
that there are parts of London
Donald Trump has called Boris Johnson a "friend" who "says very good things about me".
This is what Boris Johnson said about then candidate Trump when he was London Mayor three years ago.]()
Donald Trump has called Boris Johnson a "friend" who "says very good things about me". This is what Boris Johnson said about then candidat...
Amazon, At-At, and Dank: NOW HOLD ONA
MINUTE, I KNOW WHAT
THAT COAT MEANS
YOU'RE EITHER GOING TO
FLASH ME YOUR DICK OR
YOU'RE THREE KIDS
PRETENDING TO BE ONE MAN
SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
HEY, WANNA SEE
SOMETHING RAD?
DAILY BOLLL
CREEP BUSTED
THREE KIDS DICKS
'LL DO YA ONE
BETTER...
LOOKING AT
AT THE SAME TIME
Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
Check out the new CYANIDE & HAPPINESS PARENTING GUIDE here! https://www.amazon.com/Cyanide-Happiness-Guide-Parenting-Three/dp/1684150027
![Amazon, At-At, and Dank: NOW HOLD ONA
MINUTE, I KNOW WHAT
THAT COAT MEANS
YOU'RE EITHER GOING TO
FLASH ME YOUR DICK OR
YOU'RE THREE KIDS
PRETENDING TO BE ONE MAN
SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
HEY, WANNA SEE
SOMETHING RAD?
DAILY BOLLL
CREEP BUSTED
THREE KIDS DICKS
'LL DO YA ONE
BETTER...
LOOKING AT
AT THE SAME TIME
Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
Check out the new CYANIDE & HAPPINESS PARENTING GUIDE here! https://www.amazon.com/Cyanide-Happiness-Guide-Parenting-Three/dp/1684150027]()
Check out the new CYANIDE & HAPPINESS PARENTING GUIDE here! https://www.amazon.com/Cyanide-Happiness-Guide-Parenting-Three/dp/1684150027
Chelsea, Memes, and Premier League: Joined Leicester for 5m in 2015, won the Premier League and made his France debut in 2016, got to the Euro 2016 Final, joined Chelsea, won the Premier League in 2017 and the FA Cup in 2018, and now he’s in a World Cup final.
All in just three years. https://t.co/XykxlpB5Wd
![Chelsea, Memes, and Premier League: Joined Leicester for 5m in 2015, won the Premier League and made his France debut in 2016, got to the Euro 2016 Final, joined Chelsea, won the Premier League in 2017 and the FA Cup in 2018, and now he’s in a World Cup final.
All in just three years. https://t.co/XykxlpB5Wd]()
Joined Leicester for 5m in 2015, won the Premier League and made his France debut in 2016, got to the Euro 2016 Final, joined Chelsea, won t...
Politics, Hospital, and World: 16:19
https://www.vox.com/world/2018/1
Vox
EXPLAINERS
POLITICS & POLICY
MORE
All 12 Thai boys and their
coach have been rescued
After three days, the rescue mission is
complete.
By Emily Stewart | Jul 10, 2018, 9:20am EDT
SHARE
Two ambulances carrying the sixth and seventh boys freed from the Tham
Luang Nang Non cave site to a hospital in Chiang Rai on July 9, 2018, in Chiang
<p>The all have been rescued!</p>
![Politics, Hospital, and World: 16:19
https://www.vox.com/world/2018/1
Vox
EXPLAINERS
POLITICS & POLICY
MORE
All 12 Thai boys and their
coach have been rescued
After three days, the rescue mission is
complete.
By Emily Stewart | Jul 10, 2018, 9:20am EDT
SHARE
Two ambulances carrying the sixth and seventh boys freed from the Tham
Luang Nang Non cave site to a hospital in Chiang Rai on July 9, 2018, in Chiang
<p>The all have been rescued!</p>]()
<p>The all have been rescued!</p>
Nsfw, Target, and Tumblr: UOLDAF
Dig faT
CAT TaTs
MOD
see You
in Three
days.fuker
0
CaT Tai
I AM AN
<p><a href="https://theinsidiousjegc.tumblr.com/post/175727875926/hiatus-is-over-heres-some-stuff-from-past" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">theinsidiousjegc</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>Hiatus is over , heres some stuff from past caturdays.</p>
<p>Lets see If I can revive this place.</p>
<p>Dont forget to check some colored versions by my boi @zeigram (nsfw): <a href="https://zeigram.tumblr.com/post/175049632363/catuesday-19062018-nicole-by-theinsidiousjegc" target="_blank">here</a></p>
</blockquote>
![Nsfw, Target, and Tumblr: UOLDAF
Dig faT
CAT TaTs
MOD
see You
in Three
days.fuker
0
CaT Tai
I AM AN
<p><a href="https://theinsidiousjegc.tumblr.com/post/175727875926/hiatus-is-over-heres-some-stuff-from-past" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">theinsidiousjegc</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>Hiatus is over , heres some stuff from past caturdays.</p>
<p>Lets see If I can revive this place.</p>
<p>Dont forget to check some colored versions by my boi @zeigram (nsfw): <a href="https://zeigram.tumblr.com/post/175049632363/catuesday-19062018-nicole-by-theinsidiousjegc" target="_blank">here</a></p>
</blockquote>]()
<p><a href="https://theinsidiousjegc.tumblr.com/post/175727875926/hiatus-is-over-heres-some-stuff-from-past" class="tumblr_blog" target="_bl...
Butt, Clothes, and Comfortable: Yesterday, I took my boys to a new splash pad here in town.
Most of the moms were gathered around the outside, looking on and staying high and dry. Occasionally, one would hop in to help their kid out, or to tell them to stop running, or to give them a ten minute warning; but for the most part everything was semi-uniformed: kids playing and moms watching, guarding the snacks and the flip flops.
Except this one mom.
She was in there, in-it-to-win-it style -- soaking wet, going down the water slide, laughing with her kids on her lap. She was having so much fun. She didn’t care that her jean shorts were going to be miserable on the ride home. She didn’t care that black mascara was streaming down her face. She didn’t care that her white shirt was stuck to her like shellac on fingernails. She didn’t care that she was definitely going to have to wash her hair later that evening even though it was going to totally destroy her weekly routine. She didn’t care that she was the only adult in there.
She didn’t care, and neither did her kids. They adored her.
I found myself smiling away, so incredibly envious of her. I want to enjoy my kids, my life unencumbered that way -- wild and free and not giving a rip. I want to soak up the waves from the kiddie pool and these few, fleeting moments of summer that way. We only get 18 of them with our kids. 18. That’s it.
And I realized, there were only three little things stopping me, standing in-between me and the mom I want to be: 1. the desire to be comfortable, 2. the need to conform to social norms, 3. and stupid, nasty fear.
Fear of people looking at me, fear of tripping over my clumsy feet and falling flat on my face, fear of what other people will think about me, fear that if I really put myself out there, everyone will notice I’m 10 lbs overweight, I didn’t shave my legs, and my butt jiggles like a handful of homemade slime every time I run.
Do you know what’s holding you back from living your freest life? From getting out there and truly enjoying your kids? From getting good and messy? From having fun? From laughing so hard tea comes out your nose?
It’s not a lack of money. It’s not a lack of personality. It’s not a lack opportunity.
It’s you.
You, and that silly need to care what everybody else thinks about you.
You’re your own roadblock. You’re your own handcuffs. You’re your own prison guard. You’re your own lifeguard blowing the whistle, telling you to slow down.
- Stop complaining.
- Stop wasting your life.
- Get out of your own way.
- Shove fear deep into the pockets of your favorite comfy dress.
- Stop worrying so much and just have some stinking fun. Life was made for fun, and that shouldn’t stop just because we got old and starting getting bills, and sprouting weird chin hairs, and having to work really hard to sit criss-cross-applesauce.
You won’t find the magic you’re looking for in life until you decide to jump in head first and just go for it all the way: eat the cupcake, shake your groove thing, go down the kiddie water slide in your full set of normal clothes like a true boss, and maybe, just maybe, a little more like a child.
Nobody else can do it for you, so you’ve gotta decide to do it for yourself.
(via Amy Weatherly)
![Butt, Clothes, and Comfortable: Yesterday, I took my boys to a new splash pad here in town.
Most of the moms were gathered around the outside, looking on and staying high and dry. Occasionally, one would hop in to help their kid out, or to tell them to stop running, or to give them a ten minute warning; but for the most part everything was semi-uniformed: kids playing and moms watching, guarding the snacks and the flip flops.
Except this one mom.
She was in there, in-it-to-win-it style -- soaking wet, going down the water slide, laughing with her kids on her lap. She was having so much fun. She didn’t care that her jean shorts were going to be miserable on the ride home. She didn’t care that black mascara was streaming down her face. She didn’t care that her white shirt was stuck to her like shellac on fingernails. She didn’t care that she was definitely going to have to wash her hair later that evening even though it was going to totally destroy her weekly routine. She didn’t care that she was the only adult in there.
She didn’t care, and neither did her kids. They adored her.
I found myself smiling away, so incredibly envious of her. I want to enjoy my kids, my life unencumbered that way -- wild and free and not giving a rip. I want to soak up the waves from the kiddie pool and these few, fleeting moments of summer that way. We only get 18 of them with our kids. 18. That’s it.
And I realized, there were only three little things stopping me, standing in-between me and the mom I want to be: 1. the desire to be comfortable, 2. the need to conform to social norms, 3. and stupid, nasty fear.
Fear of people looking at me, fear of tripping over my clumsy feet and falling flat on my face, fear of what other people will think about me, fear that if I really put myself out there, everyone will notice I’m 10 lbs overweight, I didn’t shave my legs, and my butt jiggles like a handful of homemade slime every time I run.
Do you know what’s holding you back from living your freest life? From getting out there and truly enjoying your kids? From getting good and messy? From having fun? From laughing so hard tea comes out your nose?
It’s not a lack of money. It’s not a lack of personality. It’s not a lack opportunity.
It’s you.
You, and that silly need to care what everybody else thinks about you.
You’re your own roadblock. You’re your own handcuffs. You’re your own prison guard. You’re your own lifeguard blowing the whistle, telling you to slow down.
- Stop complaining.
- Stop wasting your life.
- Get out of your own way.
- Shove fear deep into the pockets of your favorite comfy dress.
- Stop worrying so much and just have some stinking fun. Life was made for fun, and that shouldn’t stop just because we got old and starting getting bills, and sprouting weird chin hairs, and having to work really hard to sit criss-cross-applesauce.
You won’t find the magic you’re looking for in life until you decide to jump in head first and just go for it all the way: eat the cupcake, shake your groove thing, go down the kiddie water slide in your full set of normal clothes like a true boss, and maybe, just maybe, a little more like a child.
Nobody else can do it for you, so you’ve gotta decide to do it for yourself.
(via Amy Weatherly)]()
Yesterday, I took my boys to a new splash pad here in town. Most of the moms were gathered around the outside, looking on and staying high...
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a Sims binge for three days straight and
then put the game down for 4 months
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<blockquote><p>I’m currently on month 2 after playing like a week straight</p></blockquote>
![Club, The Game, and The Sims: You don't just play The Sims. You go on
a Sims binge for three days straight and
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<p>Soviet Launching of Sputnik 1 - October 4, 1957<br/><br/></p>
<p>Sputnik 1 was the first artificial earth satellite, after being launched, it lasted for roughly three weeks, and then it’s batteries died. It fell back into the atmosphere about two months after that.<br/><br/></p>
</blockquote>
![Tumblr, Blog, and Earth: <p><a href="https://badly-drawn-historical-events.tumblr.com/post/175482006984/soviet-launching-of-sputnik-1-october-4-1957" class="tumblr_blog">badly-drawn-historical-events</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>Soviet Launching of Sputnik 1 - October 4, 1957<br/><br/></p>
<p>Sputnik 1 was the first artificial earth satellite, after being launched, it lasted for roughly three weeks, and then it’s batteries died. It fell back into the atmosphere about two months after that.<br/><br/></p>
</blockquote>]()
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