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three amigos: This is probably favourite photo on the internet Dr Smashlove See Bruh most people want a dog and a cat. Like when u having chirren and u all like "I want one boy and one girl and then we'll be a perfect family πŸ’…." (Perfect till y'all argue over which in-laws y'all gon visit for Christmas and then get into a massive fight and then other shit start coming out and y'all start throwing pricey belongings out on the lawn and get separated and then hire high powered lawyers to consume the few bucks y'all saved and then all u have is a boy and a girl and two bankruptcies and a restraining order but that's neither here nor there πŸΈβ˜•οΈ). In any event as much as having a dog and a cat creates a perfect life home situation, it's predictable. The cat gon be a asshole to the dog DUH. What's more awesome is two cats, and watching them be assholes TO EACH OTHER 😻. Like two sisters, Sally and Amanda, who came home from college and their periods line up and they PMS'ing at the same time and they at each other's throats constantly and then Sally (who got bigger boobs) wear Amanda's sweater and stretch it a lil bit and then Amanda confront Sally really polite like "hey did you wear my BCBG sweater just curious" and Sally just like "yeah it was cold I was meeting Mike for coffee I needed a sweater" and then Amanda like "DID I SAY YOU COULD STRETCH MY FAVORITE SWEATER [editor's note: if a sweater gets stretched out it automatically becomes a girl's favorite sweater even if it's really her ninth favorite sweater] WITH YOUR FAT FUCKING BOOBS YOU SLUT!" And then Sally go to the parents like "Amanda called me a slut." And then the dad like "YOU'RE ALL JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER I'M GOING TO THE BAR" and the mom, Susan, sipping a mixed vodka drink while texting her boyfriend like "Amanda don't call Sally a slut". See Bruh that's why you need two cats. Creates excitement. Makes the crib nice and racy. If I wasn't allergic I'd have three cats. The three amigos. I'd actually name them "the Migos" and name each one after a literal Migo - Quavo, Takeoff and Offset. Then when clients come to my crib I say they're named Cecil, Theodore and Joseph - ayeeee can't reveal your hood side to everyone πŸ€—. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE. HAPPY HUMP DAY YALL πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
three amigos: This is probably favourite photo on the
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 Dr Smashlove
See Bruh most people want a dog and a cat. Like when u having chirren and u all like "I want one boy and one girl and then we'll be a perfect family πŸ’…." (Perfect till y'all argue over which in-laws y'all gon visit for Christmas and then get into a massive fight and then other shit start coming out and y'all start throwing pricey belongings out on the lawn and get separated and then hire high powered lawyers to consume the few bucks y'all saved and then all u have is a boy and a girl and two bankruptcies and a restraining order but that's neither here nor there πŸΈβ˜•οΈ). In any event as much as having a dog and a cat creates a perfect life home situation, it's predictable. The cat gon be a asshole to the dog DUH. What's more awesome is two cats, and watching them be assholes TO EACH OTHER 😻. Like two sisters, Sally and Amanda, who came home from college and their periods line up and they PMS'ing at the same time and they at each other's throats constantly and then Sally (who got bigger boobs) wear Amanda's sweater and stretch it a lil bit and then Amanda confront Sally really polite like "hey did you wear my BCBG sweater just curious" and Sally just like "yeah it was cold I was meeting Mike for coffee I needed a sweater" and then Amanda like "DID I SAY YOU COULD STRETCH MY FAVORITE SWEATER [editor's note: if a sweater gets stretched out it automatically becomes a girl's favorite sweater even if it's really her ninth favorite sweater] WITH YOUR FAT FUCKING BOOBS YOU SLUT!" And then Sally go to the parents like "Amanda called me a slut." And then the dad like "YOU'RE ALL JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER I'M GOING TO THE BAR" and the mom, Susan, sipping a mixed vodka drink while texting her boyfriend like "Amanda don't call Sally a slut". See Bruh that's why you need two cats. Creates excitement. Makes the crib nice and racy. If I wasn't allergic I'd have three cats. The three amigos. I'd actually name them "the Migos" and name each one after a literal Migo - Quavo, Takeoff and Offset. Then when clients come to my crib I say they're named Cecil, Theodore and Joseph - ayeeee can't reveal your hood side to everyone πŸ€—. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE. HAPPY HUMP DAY YALL πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

See Bruh most people want a dog and a cat. Like when u having chirren and u all like "I want one boy and one girl and then we'll be a per...

three amigos: this cat has me mesmerized @DrSmashlove I see a lot of couples out here talmbout "let's have babies 😍." With that said imma give u smash's guide to having chirren, listen close. Having only one child: sensible. Smart. Usually when this happen, the mother or father is French. "I will ave a Bebe and we will eat cwasson and ike in zee Swiss Alp." Easy. Three amigos. Baby turn 18 - u back to being a couple. Y'all can have sex again. U feel me? Having two chirren: also sensible. Any car can fit y'all. Y'all could have a boy and a girl. It's just a nice all-American presidential size situation. Three chirren: whoa derr. U took it a lil far. Y'all had two - and knew that shit was sensible, but nah. Y'all got trigger happy. "How hard could a third be?" Hard AF dumbass πŸ˜‚. Y'all go from one on one coverage to zone defense. Good luck with that. Four (or five) chirren: off the deep end. Y'all had three, SAW how hard that shit was, but said *DJ Khaled voice* ANOTHA ONE. Y'all lost control of the crib - now y'all just having a party - the whole house is a Cot damn party. People with four or five kids give very little fucks. The type where they house burn down and it's like "well at least we got each other 😍." Statistically, at least one child gon change her name to "Earthwind", run away, and live in a hippie commune lol. If u last thru four or five kids congrats with y'all dumb asses y'all love each other. Six chirren: Catholic AF. I see y'all. For some reason six or more work out good. I got hella Irish homies who are investment bankers, consultants, private equity guys - they was raised on the south side of Chicago in a tiny two bedroom home in Bridgeport with eight siblings and ALL they asses came out smart well adjusted happy well educated and content. For some reason Irish women can pop out eight kids or even 11 kids and be totally normal. That's why Irish girls get so wet bruh they lubricate them babies flyin out ☺️. Patty is good bruh she gon have a baby in her sleep, like a clown car full of Irish clowns ain't just come screaming out of her womb. U feel me? Six or more is like "I'm leaving my fate with the Lord now." So with that said, have either two, or have six or more. Bless up! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
three amigos: this cat has me mesmerized
 @DrSmashlove
I see a lot of couples out here talmbout "let's have babies 😍." With that said imma give u smash's guide to having chirren, listen close. Having only one child: sensible. Smart. Usually when this happen, the mother or father is French. "I will ave a Bebe and we will eat cwasson and ike in zee Swiss Alp." Easy. Three amigos. Baby turn 18 - u back to being a couple. Y'all can have sex again. U feel me? Having two chirren: also sensible. Any car can fit y'all. Y'all could have a boy and a girl. It's just a nice all-American presidential size situation. Three chirren: whoa derr. U took it a lil far. Y'all had two - and knew that shit was sensible, but nah. Y'all got trigger happy. "How hard could a third be?" Hard AF dumbass πŸ˜‚. Y'all go from one on one coverage to zone defense. Good luck with that. Four (or five) chirren: off the deep end. Y'all had three, SAW how hard that shit was, but said *DJ Khaled voice* ANOTHA ONE. Y'all lost control of the crib - now y'all just having a party - the whole house is a Cot damn party. People with four or five kids give very little fucks. The type where they house burn down and it's like "well at least we got each other 😍." Statistically, at least one child gon change her name to "Earthwind", run away, and live in a hippie commune lol. If u last thru four or five kids congrats with y'all dumb asses y'all love each other. Six chirren: Catholic AF. I see y'all. For some reason six or more work out good. I got hella Irish homies who are investment bankers, consultants, private equity guys - they was raised on the south side of Chicago in a tiny two bedroom home in Bridgeport with eight siblings and ALL they asses came out smart well adjusted happy well educated and content. For some reason Irish women can pop out eight kids or even 11 kids and be totally normal. That's why Irish girls get so wet bruh they lubricate them babies flyin out ☺️. Patty is good bruh she gon have a baby in her sleep, like a clown car full of Irish clowns ain't just come screaming out of her womb. U feel me? Six or more is like "I'm leaving my fate with the Lord now." So with that said, have either two, or have six or more. Bless up! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I see a lot of couples out here talmbout "let's have babies 😍." With that said imma give u smash's guide to having chirren, listen close....