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Just a reminder to slow down and think about yourself...get that cute guy at the bars number, drink a shot of tequila, do a line of coke wit...
Been there! 😂
Tequila be like: "Don't be shy. Send that 97th unanswered text, text till he answers! He probably just forgot that he's in love with you." (...
Turn up !!
I can’t eat Chinese that shit makes me throw up
*squints one eye open to read texts* I'm totalllyyy fine
The constitutionality of this would likel...
YALL. WHEN I SAW THIS ON TWITTER I WANTED TO PROJECTILE VOMIT, BIGGER JUMPSCARE THAN THE MOVIES LEMME TELL U
Dm to 10 friends 😩
Next time you throw up someone remember they may be your future spouse
Idk I don’t get hangovers anymore... I can legit blackout, throw up and then be ready for a 9am pilates session. It’s just who I am as a per...
Is adulthood just like a lot of alcohol and waiting for ur next paycheck so you can buy more alcohol and make terrible decisions? Because sa...
This is the future I want to live in! @weedvsalcohol
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<p>These little things throughout the day</p>
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Actually me last night🤤Follow my fave @sarcastic_tendencies 😹
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<p>I’m going to try this next time lol 😂</p>
Throw up the L!
Well I’m at my parents’ house and going stir crazy so here are some things I found.
Here are 4 poems I wrote when I was seven years old: htt...
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Honeybees know when it's going to rain so they put in extra work the day before 🐝 yyc uzbekistan
He tried to hold her hair so she could throw up and... 😩😭 https://t.co/od5R3nEDhy
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Does she need prayers? 😂😂😂 KraksTV
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The most impressive throw up of all time
Me today @john_trulli