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Intel, Software, and Usb: It's a well known fact that you must spin a (intel USB three times before it will fit. From this, we can gather that a USB has three states: Software Up position Down position Superposition Until the USB is observed it will stay in the superposition. Therefore it will not fit until observed except for in cases of USB tunnelling USB quantum mechanincs

USB quantum mechanincs

Live, Sprint, and Martyrdom: 75% Sprint LTE 3:43 AM Messages Details My IQ is probably 5 times more than yours 5 times 0 is still 0 Martyrdom Drop a live grenade when killed That probably hurt

That probably hurt

Cute, Family, and Friends: starlight-starlights: cute-aesthetics-things: Since ancient times, astronomers around the world have used models of the sky to make calculations. With the advent of the armillary sphere, stargazers were given a physical model to better visualize the lines of celestial longitude and latitude. Created independently in ancient Greece and ancient China, these armillary spheres consisted of spherical rings centered on either the Earth or the Sun. During the 16th and 17th centuries, these astronomy tools were sized down to become fashionable finger rings that moved just like regular armillary spheres. This is the perfect Gift for your Friends and Family! = GET YOURS HERE = I LOVE THIS!

starlight-starlights: cute-aesthetics-things: Since ancient times, astronomers around the world have used models of the sky to make calcula...

Fire, Old Man, and Call of Duty: 46 year old man found and attacked a 13 year old kid because the kid killed him too many times in Call of Duty July 30, 2016 by CuriousOne FIRE THINA I'm gonna do whats called an old-gamer move. Gamer time

Gamer time

How Many Times, How, and Universal Studios: Universal Studios Universal Studios 2019 2006 How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, ddman?

Money, Lost, and My Pillow: Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real. SCIENCE 100 2d When I was a kid, I bought rape alarms you put on your keychain that when you pull it makes a really loud noise. Taped it to the bottom of my pillow, and attached the bag with my tooth in it. Caught my mom in the act. one of those 28 Reply 2d Sucks that she got away with raping you all those other times 35 DESTRUCTION 100 Fixed

Fixed

Money, Yeah, and Glasses: If you woke up tomorrow morning a billionaire, what's the most extravagantly lavish thing you'd waste some money on? 23.5k 17.1k Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL MrFahrenheit702 2d 01 I'd go to generic restaurants, give my waiter/waitress 100 dollars to send a glass of milk with ice in it to a specific table. The 100 dollars would be to keep quiet about who sent the milk I would do this several more times to the same table until they got visibly upset. No waiter in the world would stop sending ice milks, especially after I raise the offer to 500 dollars. If I were a waiter I would gladly keep putting glasses of milk with ice in on someone's table even if they were screaming in my face if I made 500 bucks each time. So yeah, I would do ice milk, instant classic. F

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You, Times, and Enough: You are enough, a thousand times enough

Alive, Energy, and Life: 3 WAYS TO STAY AWAKE 1. Take the stairs When your energy starts flagging, try jogging up and down the stairs a few times. It'll restore your vigor and get the blood flowing back to your brain. 2. Have a glass of ice water Avoid the dreaded caffeine crash by opting instead for a frosty glass of ice water. Gulp it down quick and it'll be sure to perk you up. 3. Kill a man You'll never feel more alive than when you take the life of another man. Doesn't matter who

How Many Times, How, and Universal Studios: Universal Studios Universal Studios 2019 2006 How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, ddman?

Disney, Disney World, and Taco Bell: The cost to operate this printer each month is equivalent to: -4,000 Taco Bell tacos 1,084 gallons of gas -42 tickets to Disney World Think Before You Ink A Student Wants You to Know: With my tuition I could pay for 41,460 Taco Bell tacos 10,365 gallons of gas 465 tickets to Disney World With this, times 5,200 students, I should be able to print whatever the hell I want. omghotmemes: Absolute murder.

omghotmemes: Absolute murder.

Drunk, Family, and Monster: @LE1FNY wait. why do clowns wear afros? 02/06/2015 17:37 508 RETWEETS 435 FAVOURITES atacoinside: johnnyjoestarrelatable: dynastylnoire: thawrah: 8figs: with huge noses and over lined lips I JUST HAD TO CLOSE MY EYES FOR A SECOND AND LIKE……..DIGEST THIS WHA T THE HELL You know why clowns actually originated in egypt to entertain royalty- they wore weird masks and imitated gods. there were also clowns in ancient china, greece, and italy. it wasn’t “black face and then switched to white face” like i saw in the notes– the clown white paint was invented in 1801. the big, red nose is associated with alcoholism/being drunk (heavy alcohol usage can lead to severe rosacea and swelling of the nose), because drunkards in ye olde times were seen as fun for the whole family. the overlined lips create an exaggerated smile). curly or big hair was seen as whimsical and fun, as was a lack of hair (if you look up ‘vintage clowns’, you’ll see their hair is puffed out to the sides or upwards. nowadays, people probably wear afros because they’re cheap, and don’t involve lots of styling. i am passionate about clowns They are a terrifying breed of monster, and must be eradicated from the face of the earth, but it’s relieving to know they weren’t born from a place of racial prejudice.

atacoinside: johnnyjoestarrelatable: dynastylnoire: thawrah: 8figs: with huge noses and over lined lips I JUST HAD TO CLOSE MY EYES...

How Many Times, Old Man, and Old: Universal Studios 2006 Universal Studios 2019 How many times do we have to teach you this lesson,old man? can we please stop

can we please stop

Dank, Grandma, and Memes: Grandma said, in her day, she did 3 times the work you do today. In Grandma's day, they had cocaine in the sodas. Grandmas day was awesome! by eternalrefuge86 MORE MEMES

Grandmas day was awesome! by eternalrefuge86 MORE MEMES

Grandma, Memes, and Work: Grandma said, in her day, she did 3 times the work you do today. In Grandma's day, they had cocaine in the sodas. Grandmas day was awesome! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OfOrXI

Grandmas day was awesome! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OfOrXI

How Many Times, How, and Net: "Show me your scars," he said "But... Why? she asked quizzically "I want to see how many times you needed me and I wasn't there," he whispered, a tear rolling down his cheek. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Alive, Life, and Tumblr: A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands. I really tried to scroll past this, the denial was eating me alive though This post is my life. A moment of silence for all those times we drew people with really long side bangs to avoid drawing another eye ピー 206,120 notes epicjohndoe: Story Of My Life Right Here

epicjohndoe: Story Of My Life Right Here

Google, Music, and The Worst: tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten: The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can't google the lyrics because there are none A No results found for "there was a really good bit with a flute" Too many times

Too many times

Food, China, and Access: A man from China bought a first class ticket which came with access to a VIP lounge that had free food. He rescheduled over 300 times in a year to enjoy over 300 free meals. When investigated, it was found that after eating he would change his reservation to a later date. He finally canceled his ticket and got a full refund. 360 .286 0168 2.286 14563 156 0287 W stonks .9% 0.12% 70 Its big brain time

Its big brain time

Movies, Drive, and Hair: I want to kiss you. I want to hold your hand I want to cuddle late at night. I want to watch stupid movies with you. I want to have a pillow fight. Iwant to send you random and stupid texts. I want to play with your hair. I want to laugh with you until I can no longer breathe. I want to drive anywhere and just have discussions about nothing. I want to dance with you I want to make you smile at random times during the day because I'm on your mind. I want you. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Dank, God, and Google: tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten: The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can't google the lyrics because there are none A No results found for "there was a really good bit with a flute" Too many times by highkey_a_god MORE MEMES

Too many times by highkey_a_god MORE MEMES

Dank, Food, and Memes: A man from China bought a first class ticket which came with access to a VIP lounge that had free food. He rescheduled over 300 times in a year to enjoy over 300 free meals. When investigated, it was found that after eating he would change his reservation to a later date. He finally canceled his ticket and got a full refund. 360 .286 0168 2.286 14563 156 0287 W stonks .9% 0.12% 70 Its big brain time by Jommy69 MORE MEMES

Its big brain time by Jommy69 MORE MEMES

Phone, Boyfriend, and To Whom: USA: Woman arrested for calling her ex-boyfriend 77,000 times in a week HRARIOUS COMMIENTS Dakota I can just imagine the conversation with her right before the officer to get into her holding cell.. "Is there anybody to whom you want to make your phone call" "Can I call my boyfriend? 17 hours ago Unlike 13.2K Reply No title

No title

Fac, Tumblr, and Blog: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Santa Clara Bar UEM UOCE TAMBEM NINTENDODS Methor do ENTRADA VIP ARTE DIGITRL LIGUE E FAÇA SUA RESERVA: 9 3001 2246 RUA PROFESSOR ALFREDO MONTEIRO, 49 FREGUESIA DO O [PROX. AEDGAR FAC 9824 325 山 imaginedsoldier: This post is like getting punched in the chest four consecutive times and being surprised about it every single time.

imaginedsoldier: This post is like getting punched in the chest four consecutive times and being surprised about it every single time.

Dreams, Ask, and Why: When people ask why you take so many naps Sleen ff Coz when you 'resleeping there's no lonely times, just dreams lonely times 24/7/365

lonely times 24/7/365

Life, Never, and Who: Never forget 3 types of people in your life: 1. Who helped you in difficult times. 2. Who left you in difficult times. 3. Who put you in difficult times. -Unknown Author BELATIONSHIP LES

World, The World, and Times: i don't pay attention to the world ending. it has ended for me many times and began again in the morning.

Memes, Flower, and Purple: Never forget: How far you've come. Everything you have gotten through. All the times you have pushed on even when you felt you couldn't. All the mornings you got out of bed no matter how hard it was. All the times you wanted to give up but you got through another day. Never forget how much strength you have learned and developed along the way. The Purple Flower <3

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Homie, Yeah, and Anxiety: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it anxiety: yeah but i've looked at it from new angle and there's like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about it me: me:..go on

Love, Respect, and The Worst: "You did everything that you could do. You tried everything that you could try. You did what you were supposed to-you stayed loyal, and stuck by him even through the worst of times. You gave him your best... your all... and maybe that right there should be your closure. Maybe that right there should be enough for you to realize that you're better off without a person who doesn't appreciate, or respect, your love."--Сісі.В

Crazy, God, and Connected: "Sometimes when I look at you, and you're looking back at me, I can see something. This teeny-tiny hint of something more, something you're feeling but can't say. When our eyes meet, it's like we're instantly connected. And I know no one catches it but me and you, but I like it that way. It's like our little secret...a place we go to when everything around us is crazy and we just need some semblance of normal. God, your eyes are gorgeous. There are times when I want nothing more than to look you in the eyes, cause it's when we're looking at each other in silence that we end up saying the most." https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Target, and Tumblr: "I'm not the same everyday. There are times where I'm loud and chatty, and there are times when I'm really quiet. I don't think I can define myself." remanence-of-love: I don’t think I can define myself.

remanence-of-love: I don’t think I can define myself.

Dad, Dank, and Mark Zuckerberg: Science Tech World Mark Zuckerberg sponsoring Area 51 raid to free his dad from captivity O8 mins ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie WARNING MIL/TARY INSTALLATION me_irl by sleepinginmysynth MORE MEMES

me_irl by sleepinginmysynth MORE MEMES

Dad, Mark Zuckerberg, and Free: Science Tech World Mark Zuckerberg sponsoring Area 51 raid to free his dad from captivity O8 mins ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie WARNING MIL/TARY INSTALLATION me_irl

me_irl

Drunk, Family, and Monster: @LE1FNY wait. why do clowns wear afros? 02/06/2015 17:37 508 RETWEETS 435 FAVOURITES atacoinside: johnnyjoestarrelatable: dynastylnoire: thawrah: 8figs: with huge noses and over lined lips I JUST HAD TO CLOSE MY EYES FOR A SECOND AND LIKE……..DIGEST THIS WHA T THE HELL You know why clowns actually originated in egypt to entertain royalty- they wore weird masks and imitated gods. there were also clowns in ancient china, greece, and italy. it wasn’t “black face and then switched to white face” like i saw in the notes– the clown white paint was invented in 1801. the big, red nose is associated with alcoholism/being drunk (heavy alcohol usage can lead to severe rosacea and swelling of the nose), because drunkards in ye olde times were seen as fun for the whole family. the overlined lips create an exaggerated smile). curly or big hair was seen as whimsical and fun, as was a lack of hair (if you look up ‘vintage clowns’, you’ll see their hair is puffed out to the sides or upwards. nowadays, people probably wear afros because they’re cheap, and don’t involve lots of styling. i am passionate about clowns They are a terrifying breed of monster, and must be eradicated from the face of the earth, but it’s relieving to know they weren’t born from a place of racial prejudice.

atacoinside: johnnyjoestarrelatable: dynastylnoire: thawrah: 8figs: with huge noses and over lined lips I JUST HAD TO CLOSE MY EYES...

Love, Break, and Never: "you're healing, and that terrifies them. they've never met a woman who can break several times and put herself back together using nothing but self love."

Butt, Friday, and Girls: Good morning gorgeous Mornin ( So I'm writing this book I've been working on it for a while, but I'm just stuck and have been for ages It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's." wanna be in a chapter? Today 10:59 AM Do I get my own chapter? Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I could've done differently to make sure thatl don't fuck it up next time 'round Sounds like a lot of work Nah, after disappointing so many times it comes naturally Something you're quite proud of lol What'll be the name of my chapter? Or is that something you name afterwards? Today 12:54 PM Megan all the wrong choices How's that Disappointing You're doing well I can only go up from here My plan is working perfectly Oh? I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing your hands together like an evil villain lol Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening here. Got my master plan right on track Next step is to make an awful first date and me dress up. n shist is about as nice Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra open a carton of eggs and have some hobo chili Lmfao That sounds interesting Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to throw them? Nah we throw them at each other, and let our body heat cook them. Just like how they did in the old days SWEET After that we can go to the local fountain and swim for a bit before qetting dessert Today 4:24 PM Can we get beignets? Today 4:42 PM Fine but you're paying Gonna be the worst date ever Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo chili K but in gonna burn it Fair warning When is this date? And there are gonna be a few hairs in it Extra flavor Oh god When are you free? I've got a butt load of work till Friday afternoon : I'm free Friday That works for me Cool Here's my number T Hobo chili

Hobo chili

Church, Easter, and Fucking: wumblr there's a fucking furry at the mall!!! wumblr what the hell is an ""easter bunny" ת6 ככ wumblr martianjune church sanctioned fursona ASLAN?? goteveryonewatchinus My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash. An interesting title

An interesting title

Church, Easter, and Fucking: wumblr there's a fucking furry at the mall!!! wumblr what the hell is an ""easter bunny" ת6 ככ wumblr martianjune church sanctioned fursona ASLAN?? goteveryonewatchinus My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash. An interesting title

An interesting title

Tumblr, Blog, and Good: pointedahead: mirror-night: aconfusedbird: [audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last Honestly, so good

pointedahead: mirror-night: aconfusedbird: [audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] i...

Disney, Disney World, and Taco Bell: The cost to operate this printer each month is equivalent to: -4,000 Taco Bell tacos 1,084 gallons of gas - 42 tickets to Disney World Think Before You Ink A Student Wants You to Know: With my tuition I could pay for 41,460 Taco Bell tacos 10,365 gallons of gas 465 tickets to Disney World With this, times 5,200 students, I should be able to print whatever the hell I want. me_irl

me_irl

Beautiful, Dank, and Love: Wildcatdude @Wildcatdude1 When my 13 yo daughter was 51 taught her that squeezing 3 times while holding hands means I Love You. I did this for the sole purpose of being able to secretly tell her this as I walked her down the isle one day...without bawling like a baby This is just so beautiful and brilliant! 😭❤️ (via Twitter.com/wildcatdude1)

This is just so beautiful and brilliant! 😭❤️ (via Twitter.com/wildcatdude1)

Cards Against Humanity, Lol, and Academy: Silence. And the Academy Award for A mime having a stroke. goes to PICK 2 e nity 29 Times Cards Against Humanity Made Us LOL - Boredom Kills

29 Times Cards Against Humanity Made Us LOL - Boredom Kills

Tinder, Time, and Single: itslitgayshit as nCaysh@itslitgayshit When you've reinstalled Tinder so many times that it's actually reassuring to see familiar faces, like "Oh hey, James! Looking well! Still single too I see. It's still a no for now but you take care!" Maybe next time Jim!

Maybe next time Jim!

Memes, Yo, and Math: FX Yo. I counted three times because math’s not my thing. SEVENTEEN #Emmys2019 Nominations for #FosseVerdonFX!!! Grateful grateful grateful. https://t.co/KXRoCS3d3Y https://t.co/xDcrcmyWLd

$Memes, Yo, and Math: FX Yo. I counted three times because math’s not my thing. SEVENTEEN #Emmys2019 Nominations for #FosseVerdonFX!!! Grateful grateful grateful. https://t.co/KXRoCS3d3Y https://t.co/xDcrcmyWLd$

Yo. I counted three times because math’s not my thing. SEVENTEEN #Emmys2019 Nominations for #FosseVerdonFX!!! Grateful grateful grateful. h...

America, Bad, and England: 10 happyheretic: canadiansoccergird: fantasticarepickles: dayoftheknight: hetahomestuckgir: wynterwillow durianseeds: Canada's rainbow money Fun fact for Americans: our money is technically made of plastic and they won't get wet/gross when you accidentally wash them, and you also can't rip any bills Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn't? The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH SAME COLOR! money. One of my friends asked me ONE IS WHICH?! THEY'RE ALL THE its called reading the numbers americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men Why is the queen of England on Canadian money? Because England basically raised Canada until we were old enough to make our own decisions. America left home super early and made bad life choices as a result. We were the rebel child that left home whispering sweet nothings in the ear of a goat 26 Times Canada Roasted America So Well You Can't Even Be Mad

26 Times Canada Roasted America So Well You Can't Even Be Mad

Club, Ned Flanders, and The Simpsons: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like thn He's a wonderful, kind. caring man There have been times when Ilost patience with him butethis man has turned Ofgveryone here were ke Ned Flanders 0eshered be no need for eaver we'dalready be there laughoutloud-club: Wholesome simpsons (:-

laughoutloud-club: Wholesome simpsons (:-

Bad, A Song, and Song: when a song bangs but it reminds u of bad times

Beautiful, Cute, and Family: mikasslime: roses-on-the-rocks: scatterations: cute-aesthetics-things: What if you could wear the entire universe on your finger? Since ancient times, astronomers around the world have used models of the sky to make calculations. With the advent of the armillary sphere, stargazers were given a physical model to better visualize the lines of celestial longitude and latitude. Created independently in ancient Greece and ancient China, these armillary spheres consisted of spherical rings centered on either the Earth or the Sun. During the 16th and 17th centuries, these astronomy tools were sized down to become fashionable finger rings that moved just like regular armillary spheres. This beautiful and unique Ring will make a lovely gift for your friends and family! = GET YOURS HERE = I’ve bought the silver one. I think it’ll double as a pendant when it’s open I have a strong want for this I need this

mikasslime: roses-on-the-rocks: scatterations: cute-aesthetics-things: What if you could wear the entire universe on your finger? Since a...

Head, Parents, and Target: Bueze @whoisbueze look what I found in my mother's room JVC GR D347 28x OPTICAL HYPER ZDOM On-Screen SOom Clear LCD Monitor Data Battery Ox Cetical Multi-Language JVC DIGITAL VIDEO CAMERA What's The Move? @TaqeeBond Aye man, I wouldn't watch that if I were you beyoncescock: in my head my parents only did it four times cause there’s only four of us

beyoncescock: in my head my parents only did it four times cause there’s only four of us

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