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Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback they've been playing Mo bamba for the 5th time already My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don’t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don’t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said “Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!” I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pokémon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God
Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback they've been playing Mo bamba for the 5th time already My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don’t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don’t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said “Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!” I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pokémon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God

My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get...

Anaconda, Bless Up, and Costco: Good old boy still has some wags left I know people love to give puppies as presents on holidays bc they cute but keep in mind they cutely poop on the couch and pee down the heat - AC vent lol check out pet finder aka pet tinder and get your loved one a lovely doggo who can live out his or her last years with love. “But smash they’ll die and my kids will be sad! 😢” Well bish listen lol. That’s the thing. People were never sheltered from death. Their grandpa would die. Their dad would die. Their horse would die. Their mule would die. They pup would die. That was life 100+ years ago. Now we shelter all the bb’s from death and are they happier or more well adjusted? 🤔 FVCK NAH ... We’re less well adjusted than we ever been 😂. Don’t worry. Five or six year old doggie ain’t finna die tmrow plus he was already in a home before coming to the shelter so he or she usually house trained. Consider it, beloveds! “Smash my girlfriend Kelsey wants a pure bred newborn retriever she doesn’t want an adult doggie she’s doesn’t even like most dogs she’s very specific u wouldn’t understand sorry.” Aye I feel u bro! But Kelsey might be trash - I didn’t say she’s trash - she might be Mother Theresa - I said ‘might’!!! 🤷‍♂️😂. Just as there is tinder for pets called pet finder it’s also a tinder for humans called “regular a$$ tinder” - I never been on it bc I’m bold - stupid - reckless Enuf to ask girls out at whole food - traders joe - the gym - Costco - hotel lobby - intelligentsia coffee - the doctor’s office 🤦‍♂️😂 but it work - U might could find a comely lass with artful tattoos, hygienic nether regions and a love of old boyes - bam - dont Short yaself, YOLO Bless up 😍❤️😂
Anaconda, Bless Up, and Costco: Good old boy still has some wags left I know people love to give puppies as presents on holidays bc they cute but keep in mind they cutely poop on the couch and pee down the heat - AC vent lol check out pet finder aka pet tinder and get your loved one a lovely doggo who can live out his or her last years with love. “But smash they’ll die and my kids will be sad! 😢” Well bish listen lol. That’s the thing. People were never sheltered from death. Their grandpa would die. Their dad would die. Their horse would die. Their mule would die. They pup would die. That was life 100+ years ago. Now we shelter all the bb’s from death and are they happier or more well adjusted? 🤔 FVCK NAH ... We’re less well adjusted than we ever been 😂. Don’t worry. Five or six year old doggie ain’t finna die tmrow plus he was already in a home before coming to the shelter so he or she usually house trained. Consider it, beloveds! “Smash my girlfriend Kelsey wants a pure bred newborn retriever she doesn’t want an adult doggie she’s doesn’t even like most dogs she’s very specific u wouldn’t understand sorry.” Aye I feel u bro! But Kelsey might be trash - I didn’t say she’s trash - she might be Mother Theresa - I said ‘might’!!! 🤷‍♂️😂. Just as there is tinder for pets called pet finder it’s also a tinder for humans called “regular a$$ tinder” - I never been on it bc I’m bold - stupid - reckless Enuf to ask girls out at whole food - traders joe - the gym - Costco - hotel lobby - intelligentsia coffee - the doctor’s office 🤦‍♂️😂 but it work - U might could find a comely lass with artful tattoos, hygienic nether regions and a love of old boyes - bam - dont Short yaself, YOLO Bless up 😍❤️😂

I know people love to give puppies as presents on holidays bc they cute but keep in mind they cutely poop on the couch and pee down the heat...

Ass, Bitch, and Cute: THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT COT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT ME THE AMOUNT OF PPL THAT'S CONNA SAY OR DO SOMETHING WHEN THEY SEE I remember about 1½ years ago a soldier on Schofield angrily dm'd me after going through his wife's phone. It was in reference to his wife sliding into my dm asking me to meet up and smash in her 2005 chevy tahoe, in the parking structure of @24hourfitness_pearlcity. I declined the offer. She was cute, I ain't gon lie. I woulda went balls deep. But declined the offer nonetheless. Something was a little off about her. And I just said to myself, "Nah ima pass". I just told her that if she wanted to workout and take a few selfies, we could. I told him the same thing. He didn't wanna hear allat, though. And he threatened my life 😂😂😂 talm bout "Why you hittin on my wife? You a bitch and ima kill yo ass." First of all, I didn't eeeem know she was married cause you ain't on her page. At all. Second of all I just seen her on Tinder so she probably already cheatin on yo lame ass. Third of all, I don't smash wives anymore. I learned my lesson and changed my ways. And lastly...BET!!!!!!!!! I'll be your huckleberry like a MF. So I told him to meet me at the Martinez gym parking lot and we can squab. Then I left my house, in Kailua, and drove 40 minutes to Schofield and waited 2 hours on him to show up. And I was lifting while I waited! So I was already fatiguing my muscles so he could have a better chance of takin my life like he swore he would have. Bitch ass nigga was a no show 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Ass, Bitch, and Cute: THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT COT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT ME THE AMOUNT OF PPL THAT'S CONNA SAY OR DO SOMETHING WHEN THEY SEE I remember about 1½ years ago a soldier on Schofield angrily dm'd me after going through his wife's phone. It was in reference to his wife sliding into my dm asking me to meet up and smash in her 2005 chevy tahoe, in the parking structure of @24hourfitness_pearlcity. I declined the offer. She was cute, I ain't gon lie. I woulda went balls deep. But declined the offer nonetheless. Something was a little off about her. And I just said to myself, "Nah ima pass". I just told her that if she wanted to workout and take a few selfies, we could. I told him the same thing. He didn't wanna hear allat, though. And he threatened my life 😂😂😂 talm bout "Why you hittin on my wife? You a bitch and ima kill yo ass." First of all, I didn't eeeem know she was married cause you ain't on her page. At all. Second of all I just seen her on Tinder so she probably already cheatin on yo lame ass. Third of all, I don't smash wives anymore. I learned my lesson and changed my ways. And lastly...BET!!!!!!!!! I'll be your huckleberry like a MF. So I told him to meet me at the Martinez gym parking lot and we can squab. Then I left my house, in Kailua, and drove 40 minutes to Schofield and waited 2 hours on him to show up. And I was lifting while I waited! So I was already fatiguing my muscles so he could have a better chance of takin my life like he swore he would have. Bitch ass nigga was a no show 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

I remember about 1½ years ago a soldier on Schofield angrily dm'd me after going through his wife's phone. It was in reference to his wife s...