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Apparently, Beautiful, and Confused: Hi
Morning
Your holiday Monday off to a
good start?
Monday 09:15
Yes nice what r u looking for on
tinder
Monday 12:13
Nothing specific. I'm not around
for long
Monday 18:15
Ok
Today 06:20
I feel the hunger on foreign
skin,
wants to absorb the scent of
foreign skin,
I want to drill my teeth into your
flesh
Draw marks on my skin with my
nails.
I want to feel how you give
yourself to me,
how you become soft and
yielding,
deliver you, just feel, just give,
until you melt helpless in my
arms
I want to drink you empty like a
sweet fruit,
absorb your pain and moans
into me
Take heat and give it. Playing
on your nipples,
until your moans penetrate my
ear like a beautiful melody.
l want to touch, dominate,
explore
to the last corner of your soul
And then start over.
Slowly. Persevering. Relish
I let your soul slip through my
hands,
shape and encourage you
Protect you.
I will kiss your tears away.
Find you nice. Over and over
again
Today 07:49
Today 08:21
....huh?
When was ur last sex
Today 09:32
I'm very confused about the turn
this conversation has taken
I thought you were looking for
feedback on your....poetry. Or
whatever that was
Did u read the poem?
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
Sent
GIF
Type a message...
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
I am lookin for a feedback
about what u feel it u like it
Well, some of your metaphors
are a little off. l'd also look at
breaking out the old thesaurus
the use of 'foreign skin' twice
in two lines and 'moans' twice
in one stanza could do with
changing up. Also, beginning
stanzas 2,3 & 4 with 'l want' is
a good device, but you need
to carry it through to the rest
of the stanzas for it to really be
effective
Also very unsure on the find you
nice' line
All together it's a good
beginning effort
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like this type of sex
Surely the sex in the poem is a
metaphor for death though? It's
not intended to be read literally
as a sex act
Do u read the dominant part?
Yes, I want to touch [... last
corner of your soul' - death is
the ultimate dominator, and
through the end of life manages
to reach through to the very
ends of our souls
There is a feeling of rebirth, new
life in this stanza though 'and
then start over [...] persevering
Maybe this is more about loss
and finding oneself again than it
is about death
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like domiant men?
The world is full of dominant
men and it doesn't seem to be
working so well for it
Sent
Type a message
GIF
..
Apparently not ready for the literary critique
![Apparently, Beautiful, and Confused: Hi
Morning
Your holiday Monday off to a
good start?
Monday 09:15
Yes nice what r u looking for on
tinder
Monday 12:13
Nothing specific. I'm not around
for long
Monday 18:15
Ok
Today 06:20
I feel the hunger on foreign
skin,
wants to absorb the scent of
foreign skin,
I want to drill my teeth into your
flesh
Draw marks on my skin with my
nails.
I want to feel how you give
yourself to me,
how you become soft and
yielding,
deliver you, just feel, just give,
until you melt helpless in my
arms
I want to drink you empty like a
sweet fruit,
absorb your pain and moans
into me
Take heat and give it. Playing
on your nipples,
until your moans penetrate my
ear like a beautiful melody.
l want to touch, dominate,
explore
to the last corner of your soul
And then start over.
Slowly. Persevering. Relish
I let your soul slip through my
hands,
shape and encourage you
Protect you.
I will kiss your tears away.
Find you nice. Over and over
again
Today 07:49
Today 08:21
....huh?
When was ur last sex
Today 09:32
I'm very confused about the turn
this conversation has taken
I thought you were looking for
feedback on your....poetry. Or
whatever that was
Did u read the poem?
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
Sent
GIF
Type a message...
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
I am lookin for a feedback
about what u feel it u like it
Well, some of your metaphors
are a little off. l'd also look at
breaking out the old thesaurus
the use of 'foreign skin' twice
in two lines and 'moans' twice
in one stanza could do with
changing up. Also, beginning
stanzas 2,3 & 4 with 'l want' is
a good device, but you need
to carry it through to the rest
of the stanzas for it to really be
effective
Also very unsure on the find you
nice' line
All together it's a good
beginning effort
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like this type of sex
Surely the sex in the poem is a
metaphor for death though? It's
not intended to be read literally
as a sex act
Do u read the dominant part?
Yes, I want to touch [... last
corner of your soul' - death is
the ultimate dominator, and
through the end of life manages
to reach through to the very
ends of our souls
There is a feeling of rebirth, new
life in this stanza though 'and
then start over [...] persevering
Maybe this is more about loss
and finding oneself again than it
is about death
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like domiant men?
The world is full of dominant
men and it doesn't seem to be
working so well for it
Sent
Type a message
GIF
..
Apparently not ready for the literary critique](https://pics.onsizzle.com/hi-morning-your-holiday-monday-off-to-a-good-start-31998631.png)
![Apparently, Beautiful, and Confused: Hi
Morning
Your holiday Monday off to a
good start?
Monday 09:15
Yes nice what r u looking for on
tinder
Monday 12:13
Nothing specific. I'm not around
for long
Monday 18:15
Ok
Today 06:20
I feel the hunger on foreign
skin,
wants to absorb the scent of
foreign skin,
I want to drill my teeth into your
flesh
Draw marks on my skin with my
nails.
I want to feel how you give
yourself to me,
how you become soft and
yielding,
deliver you, just feel, just give,
until you melt helpless in my
arms
I want to drink you empty like a
sweet fruit,
absorb your pain and moans
into me
Take heat and give it. Playing
on your nipples,
until your moans penetrate my
ear like a beautiful melody.
l want to touch, dominate,
explore
to the last corner of your soul
And then start over.
Slowly. Persevering. Relish
I let your soul slip through my
hands,
shape and encourage you
Protect you.
I will kiss your tears away.
Find you nice. Over and over
again
Today 07:49
Today 08:21
....huh?
When was ur last sex
Today 09:32
I'm very confused about the turn
this conversation has taken
I thought you were looking for
feedback on your....poetry. Or
whatever that was
Did u read the poem?
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
Sent
GIF
Type a message...
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
I am lookin for a feedback
about what u feel it u like it
Well, some of your metaphors
are a little off. l'd also look at
breaking out the old thesaurus
the use of 'foreign skin' twice
in two lines and 'moans' twice
in one stanza could do with
changing up. Also, beginning
stanzas 2,3 & 4 with 'l want' is
a good device, but you need
to carry it through to the rest
of the stanzas for it to really be
effective
Also very unsure on the find you
nice' line
All together it's a good
beginning effort
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like this type of sex
Surely the sex in the poem is a
metaphor for death though? It's
not intended to be read literally
as a sex act
Do u read the dominant part?
Yes, I want to touch [... last
corner of your soul' - death is
the ultimate dominator, and
through the end of life manages
to reach through to the very
ends of our souls
There is a feeling of rebirth, new
life in this stanza though 'and
then start over [...] persevering
Maybe this is more about loss
and finding oneself again than it
is about death
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like domiant men?
The world is full of dominant
men and it doesn't seem to be
working so well for it
Sent
Type a message
GIF
..
Apparently not ready for the literary critique]()
Apparently not ready for the literary critique
Anna, Tinder, and Bachelorette: sext
anna
@annasonderskov
Fun Date Night ldea: invite all your tinder
matches to the same bar on the same
night. Congratulations you have
become the newest Bachelorette!!! The
world is your oyster. Tonight is your night
@_________sext____________ follow my bff @_________sext____________ @_________sext____________ @_________sext____________ @_________sext____________ she’s the best 💖
![Anna, Tinder, and Bachelorette: sext
anna
@annasonderskov
Fun Date Night ldea: invite all your tinder
matches to the same bar on the same
night. Congratulations you have
become the newest Bachelorette!!! The
world is your oyster. Tonight is your night
@_________sext____________ follow my bff @_________sext____________ @_________sext____________ @_________sext____________ @_________sext____________ she’s the best 💖]()
@_________sext____________ follow my bff @_________sext____________ @_________sext____________ @_________sext____________ @_________sext____...
Anna, Memes, and Tinder: anna
@annasonderskov
Fun Date Night Idea: invite all your
tinder matches to the same bar on the
same night. Congratulations you have
become the newest Bachelorette!!!
The world is your oyster. Tonight is
your night
3/8/18, 10:15 AM
Would y'all ever do this?! 🤔😂 WSHH
![Anna, Memes, and Tinder: anna
@annasonderskov
Fun Date Night Idea: invite all your
tinder matches to the same bar on the
same night. Congratulations you have
become the newest Bachelorette!!!
The world is your oyster. Tonight is
your night
3/8/18, 10:15 AM
Would y'all ever do this?! 🤔😂 WSHH]()
Would y'all ever do this?! 🤔😂 WSHH
Memes, Tinder, and Break: When you find out your boyfriend
has a tinder profile...and now you
gotta break up with him and go
back to fuckin your husband
Bullshit 😒 Rp @that_cheeky_cow @that_cheeky_cow goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼
![Memes, Tinder, and Break: When you find out your boyfriend
has a tinder profile...and now you
gotta break up with him and go
back to fuckin your husband
Bullshit 😒 Rp @that_cheeky_cow @that_cheeky_cow goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼]()
Bullshit 😒 Rp @that_cheeky_cow @that_cheeky_cow goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼
Tinder, Weed, and House: When you go back to your Tinder
date's house and there's a huge
bong in the living room
@weedhumor
I’m going to need to hit that before I go 😂
![Tinder, Weed, and House: When you go back to your Tinder
date's house and there's a huge
bong in the living room
@weedhumor
I’m going to need to hit that before I go 😂]()
I’m going to need to hit that before I go 😂
Relationships, Texting, and Tinder: iMessage
Today 2:44 PM
Hey what's up stranger
Who dis?
John from tinder
Ihave about 50 matches
named John so you might need
to be a little more specific
Delivered
iMessage
This is somewhere right between a Text From Your Ex and a @tindernightmares
![Relationships, Texting, and Tinder: iMessage
Today 2:44 PM
Hey what's up stranger
Who dis?
John from tinder
Ihave about 50 matches
named John so you might need
to be a little more specific
Delivered
iMessage
This is somewhere right between a Text From Your Ex and a @tindernightmares]()
This is somewhere right between a Text From Your Ex and a @tindernightmares
Police, Tinder, and Uber: ARE YOU ON A DATE THAT ISN'T GOING WELL?
IS YOUR TINDER OR PLENTY OF FISH DATE NOT WHO THEY
SALD THEY WERE ON THEIR PROFILLE?
DO YOU FEEL UNE TE, OR EVEN JUST A BIT WEIRD?
WE RE HERE TO HELP. JUST 60 TO THE BAR AND DRDER AN ANGEL SHO
NEAT: YOUR BARTENDER WILL ESCORT YOU TO YOUR VEHICLE.
WITH ICE: YOUR BARTENDER WILL CALL AN UBER OR LYFT FOR YOU
WITH LIME: YOUR BARTENDER WILL CALL THE POLICE.
WE, L내ANDLE THINGS DISCREETLY, AND WITHOUT A LOT OF FUSS (WE, VE BEEN
THERE, AND WE WANT YOU 10 KNOW THAT YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS)
1
every restaurant needs to have this in the women's restroom https://t.co/mmXF4kRU5E
![Police, Tinder, and Uber: ARE YOU ON A DATE THAT ISN'T GOING WELL?
IS YOUR TINDER OR PLENTY OF FISH DATE NOT WHO THEY
SALD THEY WERE ON THEIR PROFILLE?
DO YOU FEEL UNE TE, OR EVEN JUST A BIT WEIRD?
WE RE HERE TO HELP. JUST 60 TO THE BAR AND DRDER AN ANGEL SHO
NEAT: YOUR BARTENDER WILL ESCORT YOU TO YOUR VEHICLE.
WITH ICE: YOUR BARTENDER WILL CALL AN UBER OR LYFT FOR YOU
WITH LIME: YOUR BARTENDER WILL CALL THE POLICE.
WE, L내ANDLE THINGS DISCREETLY, AND WITHOUT A LOT OF FUSS (WE, VE BEEN
THERE, AND WE WANT YOU 10 KNOW THAT YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS)
1
every restaurant needs to have this in the women's restroom https://t.co/mmXF4kRU5E]()
every restaurant needs to have this in the women's restroom https://t.co/mmXF4kRU5E
Anaconda, James Franco, and Memes: Sars
@SarahMFpihaw
still laugh at the time my roommate
matched with James Franco on Tinder
Done
Are u really James Franco
Yes
Then can u get me Seth Rogens
number
Read 8:45 P
....wow
James, 36
About James
Poet. Lover. Friond.
James Franco will 100% give you a UTI.
![Anaconda, James Franco, and Memes: Sars
@SarahMFpihaw
still laugh at the time my roommate
matched with James Franco on Tinder
Done
Are u really James Franco
Yes
Then can u get me Seth Rogens
number
Read 8:45 P
....wow
James, 36
About James
Poet. Lover. Friond.
James Franco will 100% give you a UTI.]()
James Franco will 100% give you a UTI.
Ass, Memes, and Music: @davenewworld
Hadda delete tinder cuz every girl
match up w blocks me soon as I ask
em "u wanna hear my mix tape?" wtf
I dont rap l dont even make music
but the fact u ladies already against
my success from the start is y ur ass
is hoein around on tinder. Aint got no
time for that in 2018
They be talking about "Send me $5 and see what happens' 😂💀 WSHH
![Ass, Memes, and Music: @davenewworld
Hadda delete tinder cuz every girl
match up w blocks me soon as I ask
em "u wanna hear my mix tape?" wtf
I dont rap l dont even make music
but the fact u ladies already against
my success from the start is y ur ass
is hoein around on tinder. Aint got no
time for that in 2018
They be talking about "Send me $5 and see what happens' 😂💀 WSHH]()
They be talking about "Send me $5 and see what happens' 😂💀 WSHH
James Franco, Roommate, and Tinder: Sars
@SarahMFpihaw
I still laugh at the time my roommate
matched with James Franco on Tinder
Done
o..X(
Are u really James Franco
Yes
Then can u get me Seth Rogens
number
Read 8:45 PM
....WOWw
James, 36
About James
Poet. Lover. Friend.
AMessage
0
I create.
@boywithnojob is one of the few pages actually worth following
![James Franco, Roommate, and Tinder: Sars
@SarahMFpihaw
I still laugh at the time my roommate
matched with James Franco on Tinder
Done
o..X(
Are u really James Franco
Yes
Then can u get me Seth Rogens
number
Read 8:45 PM
....WOWw
James, 36
About James
Poet. Lover. Friend.
AMessage
0
I create.
@boywithnojob is one of the few pages actually worth following]()
@boywithnojob is one of the few pages actually worth following
Bad, Dating, and Fall: | ANIMAL PREDICTIONS 2018 ,
BORN IN THE YEAR:
1925,1937, 1949, 1961,
1973, 1985, 1997, 2009
OX
HEALTH: NOT SO GOOD LAH
AVOID RAIN BECAUSE THIS YEAR YOU'LL FALL SICK DAMN EASILY BUT
TOO BAD CANNOT TAKE MC BECAUSE YOU NEED YOUR JOB BADLY.
WEALTH: SIBEI BAD
IF NEED JOB BADLY THAT MEANS NO MONEY LORH! WORK HARD BUT
SORRY AH, YOU CANNOT PLAY HARD BECAUSE NO MONEY.
LOVE: SORRY AH, THIS ONE ALSO BAD
TINDER, OKC AND ALL THE DATING APPS STILL CANNOT HELP YOU.
SO JUST FOCUS ON YOURSELF THIS YEAR LAH.
th, GONG XI FA CAI
GONG XI FA CAI, have a look at what 2018 has in store for you! (Part 2)
![Bad, Dating, and Fall: | ANIMAL PREDICTIONS 2018 ,
BORN IN THE YEAR:
1925,1937, 1949, 1961,
1973, 1985, 1997, 2009
OX
HEALTH: NOT SO GOOD LAH
AVOID RAIN BECAUSE THIS YEAR YOU'LL FALL SICK DAMN EASILY BUT
TOO BAD CANNOT TAKE MC BECAUSE YOU NEED YOUR JOB BADLY.
WEALTH: SIBEI BAD
IF NEED JOB BADLY THAT MEANS NO MONEY LORH! WORK HARD BUT
SORRY AH, YOU CANNOT PLAY HARD BECAUSE NO MONEY.
LOVE: SORRY AH, THIS ONE ALSO BAD
TINDER, OKC AND ALL THE DATING APPS STILL CANNOT HELP YOU.
SO JUST FOCUS ON YOURSELF THIS YEAR LAH.
th, GONG XI FA CAI
GONG XI FA CAI, have a look at what 2018 has in store for you! (Part 2)]()
GONG XI FA CAI, have a look at what 2018 has in store for you! (Part 2)
Bless Up, Gym, and Life: New York's first pit bull police dog
@DrSmashlove
OLICE
OLICE
SHOUT TO U OLD MEN AT THE GYM WHO WALK UP TO PRETTY WOMEN ON THE ELLIPTICAL OR THE STAIRMASTER AND START TALKING TO THEM JUST YAMMERING AWAY YALL ARE ABSOLUTE MVP LEVEL SAVAGES U KNOW SHE GON BE A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE AND ALL SHE WANNA DO IS SWIPE ON TINDER AND iMESSAGE HER HOMEGIRLS ABOUT LAST NIGHT’s DATE BUT NOW SHE GOTTA TALK TO YA OLDA$$ FLEXIN YA LIL KOREA WAR ERA “anchor” TATTOO THAT FADED INTO A DIRTY THUMBPRINT AND SHE GON TALK TO U FOR THE FULL 45 MINUTES BC SHE GON KNOCK OUT THAT WORKOUT REGARDLESS I SWEAR YALL THE TRUEST SAVAGES ON EARTH BLESS YALL THO I HOPE I’M 729 YEARS OLD STILL HITTING THE GYM I CAN’T BLAME YALL U MIGHT STRIKE GOLD AND FIND A LONELY LIL BIRB IN THE EXACT STATE OF MIND TO LET A GREAT GRANDPA IN HER LIFE WITH A OLDSMOBILE WITH A SPIFFY INTERIOR AND A HEALTHY PENSION SHOOT U NEVER KNOW UNLESS U SHOOT YA SHOT **GET IT GRANDPA FIX THEM DENTURES AND TALK YO ISHT MAYBE TONIGHT SHE GON HIT U WITH THAT “wyd grandaddy 🙃” text BLESS UP** LMAO 💪😂😂😂
![Bless Up, Gym, and Life: New York's first pit bull police dog
@DrSmashlove
OLICE
OLICE
SHOUT TO U OLD MEN AT THE GYM WHO WALK UP TO PRETTY WOMEN ON THE ELLIPTICAL OR THE STAIRMASTER AND START TALKING TO THEM JUST YAMMERING AWAY YALL ARE ABSOLUTE MVP LEVEL SAVAGES U KNOW SHE GON BE A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE AND ALL SHE WANNA DO IS SWIPE ON TINDER AND iMESSAGE HER HOMEGIRLS ABOUT LAST NIGHT’s DATE BUT NOW SHE GOTTA TALK TO YA OLDA$$ FLEXIN YA LIL KOREA WAR ERA “anchor” TATTOO THAT FADED INTO A DIRTY THUMBPRINT AND SHE GON TALK TO U FOR THE FULL 45 MINUTES BC SHE GON KNOCK OUT THAT WORKOUT REGARDLESS I SWEAR YALL THE TRUEST SAVAGES ON EARTH BLESS YALL THO I HOPE I’M 729 YEARS OLD STILL HITTING THE GYM I CAN’T BLAME YALL U MIGHT STRIKE GOLD AND FIND A LONELY LIL BIRB IN THE EXACT STATE OF MIND TO LET A GREAT GRANDPA IN HER LIFE WITH A OLDSMOBILE WITH A SPIFFY INTERIOR AND A HEALTHY PENSION SHOOT U NEVER KNOW UNLESS U SHOOT YA SHOT **GET IT GRANDPA FIX THEM DENTURES AND TALK YO ISHT MAYBE TONIGHT SHE GON HIT U WITH THAT “wyd grandaddy 🙃” text BLESS UP** LMAO 💪😂😂😂]()
SHOUT TO U OLD MEN AT THE GYM WHO WALK UP TO PRETTY WOMEN ON THE ELLIPTICAL OR THE STAIRMASTER AND START TALKING TO THEM JUST YAMMERING AWAY...
Tinder, Twitter, and Game: JT
@JTSHEEPS35
Tinder game is
Twitter o 4G 6:13 pm
イ92%
//D-チ
Diana
YOU MATCHED WITH DIANA ON 11/06/2017.
I'd call ya a princess but
we all know what
happened to the last one
Sent
⚠️WARNING⚠️ do NOT follow @memezar if you’re easily offended
![Tinder, Twitter, and Game: JT
@JTSHEEPS35
Tinder game is
Twitter o 4G 6:13 pm
イ92%
//D-チ
Diana
YOU MATCHED WITH DIANA ON 11/06/2017.
I'd call ya a princess but
we all know what
happened to the last one
Sent
⚠️WARNING⚠️ do NOT follow @memezar if you’re easily offended]()
⚠️WARNING⚠️ do NOT follow @memezar if you’re easily offended
