🅱️ 25+ Best Memes About Tingle

tingle: bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ] [Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.] Chuck Tingle is a gift. OMG the summary: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Imag...

tingle: Well well well ,how the turn tables by Tingle_Fingle MORE MEMES

Well well well ,how the turn tables by Tingle_Fingle MORE MEMES

tingle: "Don't worry," Tyler says. "The clear layer is glycerin. You can mix the glycerin back in when you make soap. Or, you can skim the glycerin off." Tyler licks his lips, and turns my hands palm-down on his thigh, on the gummy flannel lap of his bathrobe... "You can mix the glycerin with nitric acid to make nitroglycerin," Tylen says I breathe with my mouth open and say, nitroglycerin. Tyler licks his lips wet and shining and kisses the back of my hand. "You can mix the nitroglycerin with sodium nitrate and sawdust to make dynamite," Tyler says. The kiss shines wet on the back of my white hand. Dynamite, I say, and sit back on my heels. oatscarwilde: blackstar: blackstar: once every few weeks i remember exactly how bad the narrator of fight club wanted tyler durden to raw him and wake up in a cold sweat haunted by the hordes of straight dudes who thought that this character was heterosexual straight dudes: boy, fight club sure does speak to our specific, heterosexual form of masculinity! what a classic! fight club’s actual narrator: i am in love with a man Slammed In the Ass By The Alternate Personality I Created to Vent My Frustration With Consumer Culture and My Confused Sense of Masculinity by Chuck Tingle

oatscarwilde: blackstar: blackstar: once every few weeks i remember exactly how bad the narrator of fight club wanted tyler durden to r...

tingle: march sadness @crylenol What idiot named him Spider-Man instead of Peter Parkour? Don't make me come down there, you punk peter tingle by TheGamerSlush MORE MEMES

peter tingle by TheGamerSlush MORE MEMES

tingle: Me: Wow that test was really easy That test Everyone was the hardest else: shit I'd ever done Something's not right. I can feel it. Peter tingle

Peter tingle

tingle: Mysterio: "Maybe if you were better, Tony would still be alive." Peter (who clearly remembers Dr. Strange saying there was only 1 timeline where they win): That is false “Peter tingle” didn’t catch that one

“Peter tingle” didn’t catch that one

tingle: the peter tingle @deedubuya Netflix is increasing to $15.99 after August 7th Zach @ZachChet Dammnnn.. I hope whoever account I'm on can pay that shit Meirl by Seanthomasmusic MORE MEMES

Meirl by Seanthomasmusic MORE MEMES

tingle: the peter tingle @deedubuya Netflix is increasing to $15.99 after August 7th Zach @ZachChet Dammnnn.. I hope whoever account I'm on can pay that shit

tingle: the peter tingle @deedubuya Netflix is increasing to $15.99 after August 7th Zach @ZachChet Dammnnn.. I hope whoever account I'm on can pay that shit Meirl

Meirl

tingle: cock-blocked by the mutable nature of reality, ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading “cock-blocked by the mutable nature of reality”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Written by Chuck Tingle

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tingle: Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list small-home-repair-vikings: spooky-son-of-rome carpebutts: whisperwhisk: seananmcguire: snowysauropteryx: Genetics: Do not Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO!!l! DO NOT!! Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not Physics: ????????? How?????? Zoology: ih zoology, science licks you. Anthropology: Maybe ask first. Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN Sociology: Yes, ifyou have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious Computer Engineering: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't Engineering: Maybe, but it ll probably taste like spreadsheets Computer Science: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it Science lick chart

Science lick chart

tingle: Can you lick the science? Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed. Sometimes dangerous. Psychology: Best not. Physics: 2227222?2? How????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. Anthropology: Maybe ask first. Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die. Or it might be delicious. Computer Engineering the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets. computer scine nothing else has made the code work, so you might as well try it. Can you lick it?

Can you lick it?

tingle: malfunctioningtypewrite9 55:41:14.24 THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED ON THIS STREAM 1. THE FIRST $500 WAS EARNED BEFORE THE TREAM EVEN STARTED. 2. HBOMBERGUY WAS PLANNING ON MAYBE GETTING $3,000 3. CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING NOT ONLY SHOWED UP BUT JUST HUNG OUT ON THE CHAT FOR HOURS 3.5. THE FIRST THING HBOMBERGUY SAID TO CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING WAS "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET PAST BEAVER BOTHERS?" .5.5. SHE DIDN'T. HE WAS STUCK ON THAT MINIGAME FOR AN HOUR AND HAD TO CALL IN PROFESSIONAL SPEEDGAMERS TO HELP. 4. $25,000 WAS RAISED TO ERASE JK ROWLING 5. GRANT KIRKHOPE (THE PERSON BEHIND ALL THE MUSIC AND SOUND FOR DONKEY KONG 64) SHOWED UP AND SAID 'TRANS RIGHTS' IN DK'S VOICE 6. JOHN ROMERO (CREATOR OF DOOM) WED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS 7. JOSH SAWYER (PERSON BEHIND FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS) SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS 8. ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS 9. DR CHUCK TINGLE ACTUALLY, HONESTLY SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS, AND PUSHED THE DONATIONS TO $300K THE ENTIRE STREAM HAS VERY HEAVILY FEATURED TRANS CREATORS, ACTIVISTS, AND COOL ASS PEOPLE SHOWING UP AND TALKING AND SHARING AND DOING AWESOME STUFF TO SUPPORT TRANS KIDS 11. THE ENTIRE DONATION IS GOING TO MERMAIDS, A SUPPORT AND EDUCATIONAL GROUP TO HELP SUPPORT TRANS KIDS AND FAMILIES, AND THE SUPPORT HAS BEEN AMAZING AND PHENOMENAL AND I'VE CRIED AT LEAST 3 TIMES 12. TEETH GANG EDIT 13. OH RIGHT THE STREAM HAS ALSO BEEN GOING ON FOR OVER 50 HOURS, HE'S SLEPT TWICE AND LEFT THE STREAM ON AND BOTH TIMES HE GAINED LIKE $10K WHILE THE SKELETON CREW TALKED OVER A SKELETON WEARING HEADPHONES alfunctioningtypewrite9 14. WE GOT THE DONATIONS UP TO PI WHILE NB GENDER THERAPIST BEN RECITES PI AND TALKS ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH FOR TRANS PEOPLE. 15. FUCK YOU GRAHAM halfunctioningtypewrite9 16, HE FUCKING DID IT. 101% ON DK64 AND $333K AND WE HAVE YET TO SEE HIM EAT A CARTON OF RAW SOY. UGLY CRY GANG YA'LL, WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD. chuck tingle showed up?

chuck tingle showed up?

tingle: Can you lick the science? Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO!!!! DO NOT! Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Psychology: Best not. Physics: ?????????? How????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. Anthropology: Maybe ask first. Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die. Or it might be delicious. Computer Engineering: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't. Engineering: Maybe, but it'Il probably taste like spreadsheets. Computer Science: nothing else has made the code work, so you might as well try it. Can I lick it?

Can I lick it?

tingle: Me: No more relationships for a while it's time to focus on myself Other me: You are hot, single and ready for your clit to tingle SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

tingle: Me: No more relationships for a while it's time to focus on myself Other me: You are hot, single and ready for your clit to tingle Single & ready for my clit to tingle 🥳

Single & ready for my clit to tingle 🥳

tingle: 10:30 Tweet Fallout @Fallout 1d We understand and respect that there is disappointment with the bag in the Power Armor Edition. We are sorry. Please contact Bethesda Support to provide proof of your CE purchase. They will assist in granting your account 500 Atoms. Please visit: help.bethesda.net/app/answers/ 6,180 1261 5,678 KRINGLE TINGLE @ElijahFiore Replying to @Fallout Everyone disliked that. 7:38 am 30 Nov. 18 34 Retweets 1,051 Likes Tweet your reply The irony

The irony

tingle: Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle Following there are infinite genders and infinite biological sexes here and elsewhere. there are infinite layers of reality based on infinite events through history that create variations in universes meaning that YES science says there are infinite genders and sexes sorry this is science jaclynnicole @JaclynMaupin Replying to @ChuckTingle @vmbellamy There are only 2 genders. I think what you mean is "there are infinite sexual attractions and preferences, including not being sexual at all. Asexual". Do not confuse what turns a person on with "gender". Gender is biological. Because science 6:41 AM - 30 Aug 2018 Laci Green@gogreen18 3h Replying to @ChuckTingle @Hey AllieMoon there are infinite genders but there are not infinite sexes. sorry this is [actually] science 29 V 135 8 ScienceVet @ScienceVet2 3h Sex is a spectrum too. See this thread of actual science. We, actual scientists, have actually researched this. Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle there are infinite genders including no gender at all 2 2 56 Laci Green@gogreen18 2h i am a training clinician and hold a degree in chemistry. not an expert, but not an idiot. yes sex is certainly a spectrum. it is a diverse bimodal distribution that follows two developmental pathways. as scientists, it is not helpful to further confuse the public on this topic. 8 18 ScienceVet @ScienceVet2 2h And l'm a Ph.D. in Biochemistry published in sex differentiation and endocrinology. This is literally my field of expertise. 4 4 80 polyglotplatypus:highlight of my day was seeing an actual doctor rip apart Known Transphobe™ laci green under a tweet of chuck tingle supporting trans people (and science!) and being lovely (as usual)

polyglotplatypus:highlight of my day was seeing an actual doctor rip apart Known Transphobe™ laci green under a tweet of chuck tingle sup...

tingle: "Don't worry," Tyler says. "The clear layer is glycerin. You can mix the glycerin back in when you make soap. Or, you can skim the glycerin off." Tyler licks his lips, and turns my hands palm-down on his thigh, on the gummy flannel lap of his bathrobe... "You can mix the glycerin with nitric acid to make nitroglycerin," Tylen says I breathe with my mouth open and say, nitroglycerin. Tyler licks his lips wet and shining and kisses the back of my hand. "You can mix the nitroglycerin with sodium nitrate and sawdust to make dynamite," Tyler says. The kiss shines wet on the back of my white hand. Dynamite, I say, and sit back on my heels. roguesquirrel: gerardway420: oatscarwilde: blackstar: blackstar: once every few weeks i remember exactly how bad the narrator of fight club wanted tyler durden to raw him and wake up in a cold sweat haunted by the hordes of straight dudes who thought that this character was heterosexual straight dudes: boy, fight club sure does speak to our specific, heterosexual form of masculinity! what a classic! fight club’s actual narrator: i am in love with a man Slammed In the Ass By The Alternate Personality I Created to Vent My Frustration With Consumer Culture and My Confused Sense of Masculinity by Chuck Tingle @fletty @rm-renfield

roguesquirrel: gerardway420: oatscarwilde: blackstar: blackstar: once every few weeks i remember exactly how bad the narrator of figh...

tingle: snowysauropteryx Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not. Physics: ????????? How?????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you seananmcquire Anthropology: Maybe ask first Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN whisperwhisk Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT carpebutts Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't spooky-son-of-rome Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets small-home-repair-vikings Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it swordwall Neuroscience: that is someone's brain. no. do not tinysquidrachel Marine biology: you can try, but you'll probably just get a mouthful of seawater thesketcherlass Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it Source: snowysauropteryx 280,607 notes Can you lick the science?

Can you lick the science?

tingle: Violet Benson @Daddyissues The hormone surge right before your period is so random. Your back ache, your nipples tingle every time a crime occurs... you be wanting a whole cake with a side of dick while crying that you ran out of cereal. 4/22/18, 2:26 PM

tingle: Can you lick the science? Chemistry: NO! DO NOT!! Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not Physics: WTF??? How??? Loology: In Zo0logy, Science licks you. Computer science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Software engineering: Nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try Astronomy: Look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, then so be it Can you lick the science? via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2DPno0p

Can you lick the science? via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2DPno0p

tingle: Can you lick the science? Chemistry: NO! DO NOT!! Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not Physics: WTF??? How??? Loology: In Zo0logy, Science licks you. Computer science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Software engineering: Nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try Astronomy: Look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, then so be it Can you lick the science?

Can you lick the science?

tingle: My cramps act like l won't take 30 Ibuprofen and take us both out. The hormone surge right before your period is so random. Your back ache, your nipples tingle every time a crime occurs... you be wanting a whole cake with a side of dick while crying that you ran out of cereal.

The hormone surge right before your period is so random. Your back ache, your nipples tingle every time a crime occurs... you be wanting...

tingle: When youn horse follows gou without being asked, when he rubs his heao on your and when you look at him and feel a tingle down your apine...you know you are loved John Lyons MuzzlesandManes.com "When your horse follows you without being asked, when he rubs his head on yours, and when you look at him and feel a tingle down your spine... you know you are loved." - John Lyons

"When your horse follows you without being asked, when he rubs his head on yours, and when you look at him and feel a tingle down your sp...

tingle: R DOC Retweeted kya @softsadsatan u ever had a crush on someone that rlly isn't cute....but they're super sweet to u and make ur heart tingle.... but ur friends are like "he/she's ugly though" BITCH they're nice to me leave me aloNE. ever thought abt the ppl u could've loved if u just got to know their hearts 8/22/18, 8:00 PM 25.2K Retweets 117K Likes OHBMY GID SGAHAHAHSN

OHBMY GID SGAHAHAHSN

tingle: kya @softsadsatan u ever had a crush on someone tnat rll)y isn't cute....but they're super sweet to u and make ur heart tingle.... but ur friends are like "he/she's ugly though" BITCH they're nice to me leave me aloNE ever thought abt the ppl u could've loved if u just got to know their hearts Yes

Yes

tingle: Hoe: no more relationships for a while, its time to focus on myself Inner Hoe: you're hot, single, and ready for your clit to tingle HAHAHA ME, TAG A HOE

HAHAHA ME, TAG A HOE

tingle: Hoe: no more relationships for a while, its time to focus on myself Inner Hoe: you're hot, single, and ready for your clit to tingle Get Ya Hoe On. ✊🏾💯 LiveALittle

Get Ya Hoe On. ✊🏾💯 LiveALittle

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tingle: jerryOnjustin SH e the mes of 737 likes jerryOnjustin Shove your fistfull of that chain into my vagina using your stashe to make my clit tingle toriana2nice: courtneybarnettgf: people be like that everything about this made my jaw drop and i haven’t been able to pick it back up Proof god doesn’t exist

toriana2nice: courtneybarnettgf: people be like that everything about this made my jaw drop and i haven’t been able to pick it back up...

tingle: I JUST DON'T WANT TO THINK. I WANT TO KISS AND HIG YOU FOREVER! YOU MAKE MY HEAD REEL AND MY NERVES TINGLE. AND HE THINKS HE MADE THE FIRST STEP. WHY, IT'S 50 EASY TO HAVE A MAN KISS AND HUG YOu I'd sell love in aerosol cans. Bargain bin bottles of sealed romance set for spray Instant aromas. Instant gratification. Spray away difficult feelings. Fill the air with requited love. 4 bottles for 5 dollars. Half off with a coupon -suir IG:islandofsuir

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tingle: Violet Benson @Daddyissues_ T he hormone surge right before your period is so random. Your back ache, your nipples tingle every time a crime occurs... you be wanting a whole cake with a side of dick while crying that you ran out of cereal 4/22/18, 2:26 PM I just want to lay in a bed with 300 puppies while that one guy who flirted with me 4 months ago at target scratches my head and feeds me chocolate. I also want my ex’s new gf to rub my feet and tell me I’m pretty that’s all 😭😭😭

I just want to lay in a bed with 300 puppies while that one guy who flirted with me 4 months ago at target scratches my head and feeds me...

tingle: snowysauroptery Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not. Physics: ????????? How?????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you seananmcguire Anthropology: Maybe ask first. Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN whisperwhisk Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT carpebutts Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't. spooky-son-of-rome Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets small-home-repair-vikings Software engineering:nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it swordwal Neuroscience: that is someone's brain. no. do not tinysquidrachel Marine biology: you can try, but you'll probably just get a mouthful of seawater thesketcherlas Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it Source: snowysauropteryx 280,607 notes Can you lick it?

Can you lick it?

tingle: DOES YOUR CUNT TINGLE AFTER YOU ORGASMP* NO,HE JUST ROLLS OVER AND FARTS THE FILTHY BASTARD." The intemet Scavengers Random memes and funnies Funny bone delicatessen PMSLweb

Random memes and funnies Funny bone delicatessen PMSLweb

tingle: The perfect boyfriend doesn't exi ROSES ARE RED O WHAT IF YOU'RE SINGLE I BOUGHT YOU A VIBRATOR TO MAKE THAT CLLT TINGLE @Shopdaddyissues Shopdaddyissues.com MY VIBRATORS R BACK IN STOCK. LINK IN BIO. (The perfect single girl package) Limited quantity. Link in bio 💖

MY VIBRATORS R BACK IN STOCK. LINK IN BIO. (The perfect single girl package) Limited quantity. Link in bio 💖

tingle: Can you lick the science? Chemistry: NO!! DO NOT! Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not Physics: WTF??? How??? Zoology: In Zoology, science licks you. Computer science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Software engineering: Nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try Astronomy: Look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, then so be it. catsuggest:humam science is so silly. everythinge is for licc, chormp, or hit !!

catsuggest:humam science is so silly. everythinge is for licc, chormp, or hit !!

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tingle: Can you lick the science? Chemistry: NO!! DO NOT! Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not Physics: WTF??? How??? Zoology: In Zoology, science licks you. Computer science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Software engineering: Nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try Astronomy: Look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, then so be it. I'd love to lick it. Follow @9gag 9gag science love lick

I'd love to lick it. Follow @9gag 9gag science love lick

tingle: Can you lick the science? Chemistry: NO!! DO NOT!! Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not Physics: WTF??? How??? Zoology: In Zoology, science licks you. Computer science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Software engineering: Nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try Astronomy: Look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, then so be it. Don't you always lick atomic particles? 9gag.com/science?ref=fbpic

Don't you always lick atomic particles? 9gag.com/science?ref=fbpic

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tingle: snowysauropteryx Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not. Physics: ????????? How?????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you seananmcguire Anthropology: Maybe ask first Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN whisperwhisk Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT carpebutts Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't spooky-son-of-rome Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets small-home-repair-vikings Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it swordwall Neuroscience: that is someone's brain. no. do not tinysquidrachel Marine biology: you can try, but you'll probably just get a mouthful of seawater thesketcherlass Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it Source: snowysauropteryx 280,607 notes Can you lick the science? A comprehensive guide on which scientific careers one is able to taste what they study

Can you lick the science? A comprehensive guide on which scientific careers one is able to taste what they study

tingle: snowysauropteryx Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not. Physics: ????????? How?????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you seananmcguire Anthropology: Maybe ask first Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN whisperwhisk Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT carpebutts Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't spooky-son-of-rome Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets small-home-repair-vikings Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it swordwall Neuroscience: that is someone's brain. no. do not tinysquidrachel Marine biology: you can try, but you'll probably just get a mouthful of seawater thesketcherlass Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it Source: snowysauropteryx 280,607 notes Can you lick the science? A comprehensive guide on which scientific careers one is able to taste what they study

Can you lick the science? A comprehensive guide on which scientific careers one is able to taste what they study

tingle: Office dog isn't allowed on the couch, so this is her daily act of rebellion So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly anywhere and take whoever u want anywhere any time. I'm like "🤔...how. U mainly work for me and I don't fly u around the world like that for u to be racking up miles 😂." Why did she launch into this whole shpiel about how she low key scamming TF out of southwest airline robbing them blind LEGALLY AF 😂. "Well I opened up one southwest credit card and got 60,000 miles. Then I opened up another one with another bank and got 60,000 more. Also I do all my shopping thru the southwest rewards website so even if I buy shoes at Nordstrom I get points." I'm like "wow. For me though southwest been low key getting more expensive though(?)" And she just like "yeah I don't let them drop the price on me. If they do, I switch to the next day flight, then switch back. Like if I book at $400 and it drops to $300, I switch and switch back. Down to $250? Same. Until I'm satisfied I got the best price." DID YALL HEAR THAT SHIT. "UNTIL I'M SATISFIED." She the MF queen bruh, southwest exists to shuttle her pretty ass around. And she gon scam them until their back is broken and they bankrupt and they on the news just like "yeah we were having a nice run but this woman Kate ran us dry." GO THE FUCK HEAD, KATE, U PRETTA-ASS, SCAMMIN-ASS GENIUS 😍. IDK why ladies but if u a scammer, it do something to us. It tingle our nether regions. It make us feel like if the whole world go to shit like walking dead u gon scam our chirren into health and safety. The scamming gene is like Punani fragrance - it make us a lil crazy for u 🤗. To all my scammers out there, y'all the real MVP. Scam me. Rob me. End my life. Just make sure them kids is good and imma be smiling in my grave bless up 😍😂😂😂 (📷: Reddit u-ebbp)

So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly...

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tingle: DEPARTMENT OF CHILDREN AND FAMILIES DCF Next up would be Finn and Jake. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 loz legendofzelda majorasmask skywardsword ocarinaoftime windwaker link zelda princesszelda breathofthewind nintendolife nintendofan nintendopower nintendods nintendonx gameboycolor gameboy linkcosplay minishcap hyrule triforce metroid metroidvania castlevania linktothepast tingle navi ganondorf ganon toonlink

Next up would be Finn and Jake. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 loz legendofzelda majorasmask skywardsword ocarinaoftime windwaker link zelda princesszeld...

tingle: You already know wtf going in here Makes my tastebuds tingle 😋😛

Makes my tastebuds tingle 😋😛

tingle: When bae looks delicious e Makes my princess parts tingle 👀👅💦🙌

Makes my princess parts tingle 👀👅💦🙌

tingle: When you call her a bitch vs when the DJ says "all bad bitches to the dance floor You guys gotta excuse me for being so slow on posting but it's all for a good cause and I'm coming back in FULL EFFECT ASAP. So since I've been slacking here's a real life story at my first ever strip club. Oh and SWIPE LEFT 👈 for more gems and please follow my other page (@thebestnochillzone) if you haven't yet, love you guys. - The second time I went to a strip club I never had experienced a lap dance so my homie waited till the most finest piece of ass came around and he quickly whistled at her and she came walking over with that shbooty just bouncing from side to side like one of those bobble head toys. He then said "take my homie and give him a good dance" as she reached for my hand my balls began to tingle and sweat started drippin from my gooch, I could smell the previous guy she had her coochie all over, the smell of vagina began to be more prominent as we stepped into her corridors. She then had me sit down and she started working her magic. I felt as one with her, almost as if my penis was made specifically for her anatomy, as she danced I then whispered into her ear "LET ME FUCK" she said "no no no señor" I then reached around and whispered again "BITCH LET ME FUCK" she responded in such a exotic way explaining she was working and couldn't allow us to engage in sexual activitys. She then did a crazy little twirl as the third song played and her vagina thrusted against my mouth and I immediately began to smell the aroma of cheap burgers and 3 week of chicken chow mein. She noticed my actions and realized I became disgusted and voiced that it's been 3 songs, me again being an idiot I thought a dance was just $20 flat I had no idea it was $20 a song and I was on my last $20. That was again the most awkward thing I've ever dealt with so I told her to hang on to my wallet while I go to the ATM. I retrieved my wallet and paid the Spanish girl who rocked my world! THE END. 👉👌 -

You guys gotta excuse me for being so slow on posting but it's all for a good cause and I'm coming back in FULL EFFECT ASAP. So since I'v...

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