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    To Whom: Fitted Dress
 $19.99 $4999
sarcoptid:

sparkytheandroid:

sarcoptid:

FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                To Whom: Fitted Dress
 $19.99 $4999
sarcoptid:

sparkytheandroid:

sarcoptid:

FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                
            

            
            
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sparkytheandroid:

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FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

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    To Whom: via VERY FAST DELIVERY

 nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are
 eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from mc, both of which may leave you
 feverish, shaking, and alone.
 However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that
 never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear fried
 Consequ ntly. I m sending you a lette containing Very Few Details.
 Accept my hum le thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety. as well as the
 safet of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken.
 With all due respect,
 Lemony Snickt
jesstheespeon:

explainingthejoke:

popsicle-prince:

dark-clifford:

pooguns:

frenchtugboat:

bowieonthebelafonte:

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

ABORT MISSION

This is fucking scary

I dont get it..


@explainingthejoke

The images are of a reply from Lemony Snicket, an author known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, a book series aimed at older children. The reply is written in the voice of his narrator character. The narrator shares his pen name and frequently writes in vague references to the reader, who is included in the mystery as the correspondent to whom Lemony Snicket is sending his information. 
The reply is titled “via VERY FAST DELIVERY.” The letters V.F.D. play a big part in the series. The note reads: 

 nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from me, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone. 
However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear frie d. 
Consequ ntly, I am sending you a lette  containing Very Few Details. 
Accept my humble thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety, as well as the safety of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken. 
With all due respect, 
Lemony Snicket 

Several letters from this note are deliberately missing. If the reader wrote down each letter that was missing, they would spell out: OLAF NEARBY 
Count Olaf is the major villain in the series. Lemony Snicket is writing in code, suggesting that he can’t be candid because Olaf may be observing him or the reader. Creepy!
This isn’t a joke. It is just cute.


Dear reader, I sincerely hope you don’t have a sizable family fortune lying about.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                To Whom: via VERY FAST DELIVERY

 nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are
 eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from mc, both of which may leave you
 feverish, shaking, and alone.
 However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that
 never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear fried
 Consequ ntly. I m sending you a lette containing Very Few Details.
 Accept my hum le thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety. as well as the
 safet of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken.
 With all due respect,
 Lemony Snickt
jesstheespeon:

explainingthejoke:

popsicle-prince:

dark-clifford:

pooguns:

frenchtugboat:

bowieonthebelafonte:

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

ABORT MISSION

This is fucking scary

I dont get it..


@explainingthejoke

The images are of a reply from Lemony Snicket, an author known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, a book series aimed at older children. The reply is written in the voice of his narrator character. The narrator shares his pen name and frequently writes in vague references to the reader, who is included in the mystery as the correspondent to whom Lemony Snicket is sending his information. 
The reply is titled “via VERY FAST DELIVERY.” The letters V.F.D. play a big part in the series. The note reads: 

 nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from me, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone. 
However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear frie d. 
Consequ ntly, I am sending you a lette  containing Very Few Details. 
Accept my humble thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety, as well as the safety of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken. 
With all due respect, 
Lemony Snicket 

Several letters from this note are deliberately missing. If the reader wrote down each letter that was missing, they would spell out: OLAF NEARBY 
Count Olaf is the major villain in the series. Lemony Snicket is writing in code, suggesting that he can’t be candid because Olaf may be observing him or the reader. Creepy!
This isn’t a joke. It is just cute.


Dear reader, I sincerely hope you don’t have a sizable family fortune lying about.

                
            

            
            
jesstheespeon:

explainingthejoke:

popsicle-prince:

dark-clifford:

pooguns:

frenchtugboat:

bowieonthebelafonte:

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    To Whom: Ash's mom
 Ash
 Professo
 Oak
superwhodrama:

deserttigermuarim:

homofied:

I fixed it.


What fucking position even is that?

I can’t even begin to figure out proportions or who’s limb belongs to whom.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                To Whom: Ash's mom
 Ash
 Professo
 Oak
superwhodrama:

deserttigermuarim:

homofied:

I fixed it.


What fucking position even is that?

I can’t even begin to figure out proportions or who’s limb belongs to whom.
                
            

            
            
superwhodrama:

deserttigermuarim:

homofied:

I fixed it.


What fucking position even is that?

I can’t even begin to figure out propor...

            
            
        

    



        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            







    To Whom: liamdryden
 a-wild-haggis
 a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he
 just disowned me) that I'm trans and now
 he's threatening to come to work and make a
 scene, and I know I should be upset, but like.
 What's he gonna say exactly? And to whom?
 Because imagining a haggard and likely
 shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker
 barging through the grocery store like, "HEY!!!
 THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3" EFFEMINATE
 KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE
 NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY
 AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY
 AIN'T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY
 SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA
 DICKLESS ABOMINATION??" is wild. What's
 it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call
 my manager? "HELLO, I'D LIKE TO REPORT A
 FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE
 IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED." What the
 fuck
 a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 Odds are he's more embarrassed of having a
 trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work,
 so what if I go to his job and tell everyone I'm
 trans first? What then, coward?
 grimthetransman
 That's such a power move
 dualclock
 This is exactly the struggle I'm having with
 my own mother right now and honestly? i sort
 of did that, but at the church i grew up in. my
 mom was like "oh so what if i tell the whole
 church youre trans" as if she had forgotten
 that nearly everyone who goes to my church
 is actually gay, like elderly retired gay couples,
 so i was like "haha okay," and told everyone.
 And lemme just say, watching a 5'2", 87 year
 old gay man stop my mother mid-sentance to
 say "Actually, I think he prefers to go by Aiden
 now." was the BIGGEST dick energy ive ever
 seen
 Source: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 168,671 notes
That old man has real big dick energy
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                To Whom: liamdryden
 a-wild-haggis
 a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he
 just disowned me) that I'm trans and now
 he's threatening to come to work and make a
 scene, and I know I should be upset, but like.
 What's he gonna say exactly? And to whom?
 Because imagining a haggard and likely
 shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker
 barging through the grocery store like, "HEY!!!
 THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3" EFFEMINATE
 KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE
 NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY
 AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY
 AIN'T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY
 SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA
 DICKLESS ABOMINATION??" is wild. What's
 it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call
 my manager? "HELLO, I'D LIKE TO REPORT A
 FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE
 IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED." What the
 fuck
 a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 Odds are he's more embarrassed of having a
 trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work,
 so what if I go to his job and tell everyone I'm
 trans first? What then, coward?
 grimthetransman
 That's such a power move
 dualclock
 This is exactly the struggle I'm having with
 my own mother right now and honestly? i sort
 of did that, but at the church i grew up in. my
 mom was like "oh so what if i tell the whole
 church youre trans" as if she had forgotten
 that nearly everyone who goes to my church
 is actually gay, like elderly retired gay couples,
 so i was like "haha okay," and told everyone.
 And lemme just say, watching a 5'2", 87 year
 old gay man stop my mother mid-sentance to
 say "Actually, I think he prefers to go by Aiden
 now." was the BIGGEST dick energy ive ever
 seen
 Source: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 168,671 notes
That old man has real big dick energy
                
            

            
            
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    To Whom: Fitted Dress
 $19.99 $4999
sarcoptid:

sparkytheandroid:

sarcoptid:

FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                To Whom: Fitted Dress
 $19.99 $4999
sarcoptid:

sparkytheandroid:

sarcoptid:

FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                
            

            
            
sarcoptid:

sparkytheandroid:

sarcoptid:

FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


            
            
        

    



        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            







    To Whom: Fitted Dress
 $19.99 $4999
sarcoptid:
sparkytheandroid:

sarcoptid:

FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                To Whom: Fitted Dress
 $19.99 $4999
sarcoptid:
sparkytheandroid:

sarcoptid:

FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                
            

            
            
sarcoptid:
sparkytheandroid:

sarcoptid:

FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


            
            
        

    



        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    


    

        
        
    




                
            
        
        

            







    To Whom: Letter 1
 2/9/2018
 Subject: Letter 1
 Date: Mon, Jan 29, 2018 10:00 am
 To whom it may concern:
 My name is Alex. Although I may not be your bartender tonight (I sure do hope
 been Jason's bartender for the last decade. As a ba
 You get the opportunity to meet all different kinds
 someday I'm able to be!), I have
 of walks of life and learn how to read people very well. Some
 in and out of your life, while others you choose to keep around. When you come across someone as
 rtender you get to know some people on a very deep level
 votten to know Jason really well; everything from his taste in music, work ethic, and his
 le. Jason's taste in music could be summed up pretty easy (and this goes along with his personality, as they
 styl
 should reflect each other), he's got an old soul. He enjoys a classical style of music that helps to promotes
 thinking, relaxation, and self-growth. He's always been able to keep the bar in a good vibe as he picks the music
 on the jukebox. He has always kept a job for an extended period of time. He's well versed in bartending
 (customer service in general), welding, and he is currently an electrician. Jason is known to sport a fedora when
 it matches well with his jacket. He's always been able to rock those black frame glasses and stand out as a
 particular handsome fella in a crowd.
 One area that Jason has continuously impressed me is the way he has treated his past girlfriends and how deep
 and intimate their relationships were. He has always been a stand up gentleman and communicated with them
 very well about anything from their relationship to how he feels about something happening in his life. He isn't
 the kind of guy who's going to pay for everything for you. He enjoys a woman that is self-dependent and knows
 what she likes and wants out of life. But he is also willing to grow with you as you grow without jealousy
 regarding it. Jason has always had a confidence and carried himself in that manner.
 Jason, over the years, has spent his free time volunteering with the developmentally disabled. I feel this is an
 important point to make because it transitions into so many different aspects of his life. He's patient, trustworthy
 logical and funny. He has also had a few dogs over the years that were great dogs. His most recent dog (Sylvie)
 is just the sweetest animal and very fortunate to have Jason as her owner (especially with his tenderheartedness)
 considering her previous owner (ask Jason, it's his story to tell)
 I feel that this letter can really be summed up in a few sentences'. Jason is one of the best people I've had the
 pleasure of calling my friend. He's stands up for what he believes in, makes good choices and treats people well
 overall. Any woman who chooses to be in his life and he chooses to share his life with are extremely lucky in
 my opinion
 Kuddos to you for receiving this letter, as you must be a very spectacular gall
 Cheers,
 Alex O
 https://mail.aol.com/webmail-std/en-us/PrintMessage
Friends first Tinder date. She was handed this as soon as they met.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                To Whom: Letter 1
 2/9/2018
 Subject: Letter 1
 Date: Mon, Jan 29, 2018 10:00 am
 To whom it may concern:
 My name is Alex. Although I may not be your bartender tonight (I sure do hope
 been Jason's bartender for the last decade. As a ba
 You get the opportunity to meet all different kinds
 someday I'm able to be!), I have
 of walks of life and learn how to read people very well. Some
 in and out of your life, while others you choose to keep around. When you come across someone as
 rtender you get to know some people on a very deep level
 votten to know Jason really well; everything from his taste in music, work ethic, and his
 le. Jason's taste in music could be summed up pretty easy (and this goes along with his personality, as they
 styl
 should reflect each other), he's got an old soul. He enjoys a classical style of music that helps to promotes
 thinking, relaxation, and self-growth. He's always been able to keep the bar in a good vibe as he picks the music
 on the jukebox. He has always kept a job for an extended period of time. He's well versed in bartending
 (customer service in general), welding, and he is currently an electrician. Jason is known to sport a fedora when
 it matches well with his jacket. He's always been able to rock those black frame glasses and stand out as a
 particular handsome fella in a crowd.
 One area that Jason has continuously impressed me is the way he has treated his past girlfriends and how deep
 and intimate their relationships were. He has always been a stand up gentleman and communicated with them
 very well about anything from their relationship to how he feels about something happening in his life. He isn't
 the kind of guy who's going to pay for everything for you. He enjoys a woman that is self-dependent and knows
 what she likes and wants out of life. But he is also willing to grow with you as you grow without jealousy
 regarding it. Jason has always had a confidence and carried himself in that manner.
 Jason, over the years, has spent his free time volunteering with the developmentally disabled. I feel this is an
 important point to make because it transitions into so many different aspects of his life. He's patient, trustworthy
 logical and funny. He has also had a few dogs over the years that were great dogs. His most recent dog (Sylvie)
 is just the sweetest animal and very fortunate to have Jason as her owner (especially with his tenderheartedness)
 considering her previous owner (ask Jason, it's his story to tell)
 I feel that this letter can really be summed up in a few sentences'. Jason is one of the best people I've had the
 pleasure of calling my friend. He's stands up for what he believes in, makes good choices and treats people well
 overall. Any woman who chooses to be in his life and he chooses to share his life with are extremely lucky in
 my opinion
 Kuddos to you for receiving this letter, as you must be a very spectacular gall
 Cheers,
 Alex O
 https://mail.aol.com/webmail-std/en-us/PrintMessage
Friends first Tinder date. She was handed this as soon as they met.
                
            

            
            
Friends first Tinder date. She was handed this as soon as they met.

            
            
        

    



        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            







    To Whom: 61below
 tumblr
 Follow
 lovelylilpup
 prokopetz
 I've seen a lot of videos going around of urban-dwelling critters coming to
 humans for help with various problems, ranging from boxes stuck on their heads
 to young trapped down a storm drain, and it's gotten me to thinking
 On the one hand, it's kind of fascinating that they know to do that.
 On the other hand, setting any questions of how this sort of behaviour must have
 arisen aside for the nonce, does it ever strike you how weird it is that we've got
 a whole collection of prey species whose basic problem-solving script ends with
 the step "if all else fails, go bother one of the local apex predators and maybe
 they'll fix the problem for no reason"?
 roachpatrol
 well, come to think of it, we're at the top of the food chain but we almost
 exclusively hunt and kill prey out in the country
 raccoons and possums and foxes and crows all succeed in an urban
 environment because they're opportunistic and observant. and almost none of
 them would have observed us pounce on one of their species and then start
 eating it, you know? a lot of them would have observed that we scream and
 chase them out of wherever we don't want them to be, but other animals are
 territorial too. but there's a number of situations where humans feed whoever's
 bold enough to take them up on the offer, and we do tend to pull garbage off of
 other animals as soon as they slow down enough for us to catch. 'a human got
 me but nothing bad happened' is a much more frequent thing than 'a human got
 me and tried to eat me
 anyway like, we're masters of our environment, we make weird shit happen all
 the time, we have lots of great food and sometimes we share, and we almost
 never eat someone. it makes sense for urban animals, over the last century or
 so, to just keep an eye out for opportunities to use us, and to pass the habit on
 to their kids.
 tsfennec
 It really is a weird, funny thing. Like yeah, technically they're predators, and they
 get pretty screamy, especially if you try to take any of their stuff... but given the
 chance it seems like they'd rather help us out and sometimes they'll just
 randomly give you food, so???
 I mean, I guess in fairytales and myths we've got our fair share of stories about
 dangerous people/creatures who might well kill you or otherwise ruin your life
 but to whom people nonetheless turn for help in desperate circumstances. So
 it's not like the perspective is exactly a foreign thing to our own mindset, really
 It's just that, y'know, we can't actually go make a deal with the faeries when
 there's something we can't figure out
 Which brings me to an interesting thought about the ubiquitous rule about never
 eating the faery food lest you find yourself forever unsatisfied with anything in
 the human world- and the potential parallels to the dangers of feeding wildlife
 human food lest they become addicted and too tame and dependent to be safe
 for either themselves or us. Hmm.)
 sapphicaquarius
 Okay, but that last bit with the Fae... makes almost perfect sense
 Of the stories I've read, the food of the Fae, its origins and effects, are often
 strange and/or obscure- Just like our food to most animals.
 The Fae are strange beings that seem to know weird things that give them
 power or an edge over us.- Just like us to animals.
 The Fae work and live by strange rules also ofen nonsensical or obscure to us
 Just like us to animals.
 The Fae can easily obtain vast amounts of things we consider
 rare/precious/desireable, and have no problem with dishing it out wantonly for no
 other reason than amusement.- Just like us to animals.
 The Fae sometimes are amused by having us around, but only on their terms
 and IF it amuses/intrigues them.- Just like us to animals.
 GUYS, I SENSE A PATTERN....
 -they have arcane social conventions and the punishment for not paying the
 correct respects right is banishment, if you're lucky, and death if you're not
 -they have wild and unexpected parties where you'd least expect to find them,
 but if you're bold enough to entertain them they'll feed you and caress you and
 play with you all night
 time runs strangely in their realm. their homes are summeriands: warm and
 bright, no matter the season. there is always fruit on their tables. but not
 everyone who comes in from the cold is let back out again.
 -their games are cruel and complex and unfair, but if you can beat them by their
 own rules you will access riches beyond imagining.
 sometimes they just fucking fuck with you, the fuckheads
 -they will absolutely steal your children away. when your children return-if they
 ever do-they will come back strange. they will know things they shouldn't. they
 won't know things that they should. your strange children might survive, might
 even prosper, might take wives and husbands and have children of their own
 but they will always be marked by their time away from your world.
 the price for pissing them off is always death. sometimes just you. sometimes
 your whole community
 if you are very good, and very smart, and very brave, they will grant your wish.
 oceaxereturns
 My eyes just got wider and wider the further down I read.
 Source:prokopetz #story feels #fae
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                To Whom: 61below
 tumblr
 Follow
 lovelylilpup
 prokopetz
 I've seen a lot of videos going around of urban-dwelling critters coming to
 humans for help with various problems, ranging from boxes stuck on their heads
 to young trapped down a storm drain, and it's gotten me to thinking
 On the one hand, it's kind of fascinating that they know to do that.
 On the other hand, setting any questions of how this sort of behaviour must have
 arisen aside for the nonce, does it ever strike you how weird it is that we've got
 a whole collection of prey species whose basic problem-solving script ends with
 the step "if all else fails, go bother one of the local apex predators and maybe
 they'll fix the problem for no reason"?
 roachpatrol
 well, come to think of it, we're at the top of the food chain but we almost
 exclusively hunt and kill prey out in the country
 raccoons and possums and foxes and crows all succeed in an urban
 environment because they're opportunistic and observant. and almost none of
 them would have observed us pounce on one of their species and then start
 eating it, you know? a lot of them would have observed that we scream and
 chase them out of wherever we don't want them to be, but other animals are
 territorial too. but there's a number of situations where humans feed whoever's
 bold enough to take them up on the offer, and we do tend to pull garbage off of
 other animals as soon as they slow down enough for us to catch. 'a human got
 me but nothing bad happened' is a much more frequent thing than 'a human got
 me and tried to eat me
 anyway like, we're masters of our environment, we make weird shit happen all
 the time, we have lots of great food and sometimes we share, and we almost
 never eat someone. it makes sense for urban animals, over the last century or
 so, to just keep an eye out for opportunities to use us, and to pass the habit on
 to their kids.
 tsfennec
 It really is a weird, funny thing. Like yeah, technically they're predators, and they
 get pretty screamy, especially if you try to take any of their stuff... but given the
 chance it seems like they'd rather help us out and sometimes they'll just
 randomly give you food, so???
 I mean, I guess in fairytales and myths we've got our fair share of stories about
 dangerous people/creatures who might well kill you or otherwise ruin your life
 but to whom people nonetheless turn for help in desperate circumstances. So
 it's not like the perspective is exactly a foreign thing to our own mindset, really
 It's just that, y'know, we can't actually go make a deal with the faeries when
 there's something we can't figure out
 Which brings me to an interesting thought about the ubiquitous rule about never
 eating the faery food lest you find yourself forever unsatisfied with anything in
 the human world- and the potential parallels to the dangers of feeding wildlife
 human food lest they become addicted and too tame and dependent to be safe
 for either themselves or us. Hmm.)
 sapphicaquarius
 Okay, but that last bit with the Fae... makes almost perfect sense
 Of the stories I've read, the food of the Fae, its origins and effects, are often
 strange and/or obscure- Just like our food to most animals.
 The Fae are strange beings that seem to know weird things that give them
 power or an edge over us.- Just like us to animals.
 The Fae work and live by strange rules also ofen nonsensical or obscure to us
 Just like us to animals.
 The Fae can easily obtain vast amounts of things we consider
 rare/precious/desireable, and have no problem with dishing it out wantonly for no
 other reason than amusement.- Just like us to animals.
 The Fae sometimes are amused by having us around, but only on their terms
 and IF it amuses/intrigues them.- Just like us to animals.
 GUYS, I SENSE A PATTERN....
 -they have arcane social conventions and the punishment for not paying the
 correct respects right is banishment, if you're lucky, and death if you're not
 -they have wild and unexpected parties where you'd least expect to find them,
 but if you're bold enough to entertain them they'll feed you and caress you and
 play with you all night
 time runs strangely in their realm. their homes are summeriands: warm and
 bright, no matter the season. there is always fruit on their tables. but not
 everyone who comes in from the cold is let back out again.
 -their games are cruel and complex and unfair, but if you can beat them by their
 own rules you will access riches beyond imagining.
 sometimes they just fucking fuck with you, the fuckheads
 -they will absolutely steal your children away. when your children return-if they
 ever do-they will come back strange. they will know things they shouldn't. they
 won't know things that they should. your strange children might survive, might
 even prosper, might take wives and husbands and have children of their own
 but they will always be marked by their time away from your world.
 the price for pissing them off is always death. sometimes just you. sometimes
 your whole community
 if you are very good, and very smart, and very brave, they will grant your wish.
 oceaxereturns
 My eyes just got wider and wider the further down I read.
 Source:prokopetz #story feels #fae
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    To Whom: THE DEBT OF THE WORLD
 So the world is in debt but to whom?
 National Debt by Country
 CERMANY:62.6%
 179 TRICLION
 RUSSIA: 6.8%
 151.3 BILLION
 CANADA: 62.3%
 4.26 BILLION
 UK: 47.2%
 1.05 TRILLION
 170.4%
 7A7 TRILLION
 FRANCE: 67.0%
 140 TRILLION
 USA: 60.8%
 $8.68 TRILLION
 ITALY: 103.7%
 $1.89 TRILLION
 $2.55 TRILLION
 ZIMBABWE: 241.2%
 472 S1 BILLION
 ARGENTINA: 51%
 $293.56 BILLION
 91.%
 71%。90%
 57%·70%
 %-50%
 % , 30%
 0%-10%
 N THE BLACK
 N THE RED
 PERCENT OF TOTAL GDP
 There are total of FIVE countries living debt free
 Macao
 British Virgin Islands
 Brunei
 Liechtenstein
 Palau
 So this leads to a question:
 CNN JUST SAID THE WORLD IS
 FORTY TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT.
 O THE DOES
 THEWORLD OWE? JUPITER?
 To summ this up the world is in debt,
 you guessed it, to banks.
 Banks generate money
 from thin air. Let me show you a carricated
 example:
 I have an A4 paper in front of me that is blank and in my pocket
 I have my wallet where there is $100 written on a piece of A4 paper
 Then you come to me and ask for $100 loan. I reach to my wallet and give you
 the $100 that I had. Then I take a pen and write $100 on that paper in front of me,
 tear it off and put it back into my wallet
 Now I still have $100 but you have
 to pay me back that $100 I gave you+ a certain amount of interest.
 So l actually just made $100+ the interest.
 AND THIS IS HOW EVERY BANK WORKS
 So, if the world is in debt to banks
 who then owns the banks?
 The Rockefellers and the Rothschilds have
 the most influence and money in the world.
 And they do own basically all the private banks.
 So there you go. The world is in debt to TWO FAMILIES.
 Sources:
 http://www
 2 pdf
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                To Whom: THE DEBT OF THE WORLD
 So the world is in debt but to whom?
 National Debt by Country
 CERMANY:62.6%
 179 TRICLION
 RUSSIA: 6.8%
 151.3 BILLION
 CANADA: 62.3%
 4.26 BILLION
 UK: 47.2%
 1.05 TRILLION
 170.4%
 7A7 TRILLION
 FRANCE: 67.0%
 140 TRILLION
 USA: 60.8%
 $8.68 TRILLION
 ITALY: 103.7%
 $1.89 TRILLION
 $2.55 TRILLION
 ZIMBABWE: 241.2%
 472 S1 BILLION
 ARGENTINA: 51%
 $293.56 BILLION
 91.%
 71%。90%
 57%·70%
 %-50%
 % , 30%
 0%-10%
 N THE BLACK
 N THE RED
 PERCENT OF TOTAL GDP
 There are total of FIVE countries living debt free
 Macao
 British Virgin Islands
 Brunei
 Liechtenstein
 Palau
 So this leads to a question:
 CNN JUST SAID THE WORLD IS
 FORTY TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT.
 O THE DOES
 THEWORLD OWE? JUPITER?
 To summ this up the world is in debt,
 you guessed it, to banks.
 Banks generate money
 from thin air. Let me show you a carricated
 example:
 I have an A4 paper in front of me that is blank and in my pocket
 I have my wallet where there is $100 written on a piece of A4 paper
 Then you come to me and ask for $100 loan. I reach to my wallet and give you
 the $100 that I had. Then I take a pen and write $100 on that paper in front of me,
 tear it off and put it back into my wallet
 Now I still have $100 but you have
 to pay me back that $100 I gave you+ a certain amount of interest.
 So l actually just made $100+ the interest.
 AND THIS IS HOW EVERY BANK WORKS
 So, if the world is in debt to banks
 who then owns the banks?
 The Rockefellers and the Rothschilds have
 the most influence and money in the world.
 And they do own basically all the private banks.
 So there you go. The world is in debt to TWO FAMILIES.
 Sources:
 http://www
 2 pdf
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/170400350601/so-who-is-the-world-in-debt-to" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

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