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Tower of Pisa lvl touristPixiv ID: 29637226Member:  1166760 - Roxan※Posted with the artist’s permission~Please ask the artist first if you want to repost the artist’s art~

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Tourist: My browser history in one image OR TOURIST Dank Memes 2018 - Anime memes, Girlfriend, Hilary Clinton, Mom, Club Penguin, Superman, World War 3 and More!
Tourist: My browser history in one image
 OR TOURIST
Dank Memes 2018 - Anime memes, Girlfriend, Hilary Clinton, Mom, Club Penguin, Superman, World War 3 and More!

Dank Memes 2018 - Anime memes, Girlfriend, Hilary Clinton, Mom, Club Penguin, Superman, World War 3 and More!

Tourist: Iceland, in the middle of nowhere, not a single tourist besides me!
Tourist: Iceland, in the middle of nowhere, not a single tourist besides me!

Iceland, in the middle of nowhere, not a single tourist besides me!

Tourist: arcticfoxbear Humans Are Weird So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones?" going around tumbir at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking Earth is a wonky place, the axis tits, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What it what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? what if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all SCOREI Earth like worldl Lets get exploring before we get out competear And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and et, electrid storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just there. counting seconds between riashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome fiction megapost you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it" For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australa crazy-pages Alen: "Tm sorry what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is? Human-H0ถesty we can tolerate anywhere from-40 to 50 Celcius but we prefer the 0 to 30 range AlienI'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing? Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bt nippy Other human Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least. Human: Heh Alilen And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, hair way to bolling?" Human: Eugh Yes it sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god helip you it you Yeah everybody knows someone like that touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes Aen We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy val tashoth Youre telling me that you have. settiements On islands with active volcanism? well yeah i'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawail how to live their lives Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction What, the moften rock? Well yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out iquid rocks! The best one is Yelowstone, though All these hot springs and geysers from the YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES? Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them. Sounds like the "Damned trlogy by Alan Dean Foster the-grand author And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chit? Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures? well, actually what? ..what?" we sent no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent.. HUMANS. to a place one hundred degrees below treezing? y-yeah and they didnt. die? Well the first few did PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE32212121 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to human settlements Yep. Pompeii is legendary. Entire cities went Towns buried under lava, peoples brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more kißed by falling ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again wel Are you serniously telling me this volcano is legendary for kiling several urban conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN? In our defence it hasn't actually done it since What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensibile about those Oh yeah After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we budd them better 159.505 notes Humans are wierd
Tourist: arcticfoxbear
 Humans Are Weird
 So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones?" going
 around tumbir at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking Earth is a wonky
 place, the axis tits, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for
 goodness sakes. What it what makes humans weird is just our capacity to
 survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean
 climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
 what if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans
 are all SCOREI Earth like worldl Lets get exploring before we get out
 competear And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and et, electrid
 storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just there. counting
 seconds between riashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving
 To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome fiction
 megapost you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it" For a
 ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australa
 crazy-pages
 Alen: "Tm sorry what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?
 Human-H0ถesty we can tolerate anywhere from-40 to 50 Celcius but we
 prefer the 0 to 30 range
 AlienI'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?
 Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those
 temperatures it can be a bt nippy
 Other human Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear
 anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.
 Human: Heh
 Alilen And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, hair way to bolling?"
 Human: Eugh Yes it sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god helip you it you
 Yeah everybody knows someone like that
 touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes
 Aen
 We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy
 val tashoth
 Youre telling me that you have. settiements On islands with active
 volcanism?
 well yeah i'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawail how to live their lives
 Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction
 What, the moften rock?
 Well yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out iquid rocks! The
 best one is Yelowstone, though All these hot springs and geysers from the
 YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?
 Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.
 Sounds like the "Damned trlogy by Alan Dean Foster
 the-grand author
 And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one
 hundred with wind chit?
 Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about
 Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such
 temperatures?
 well, actually
 what?
 ..what?"
 we sent
 no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent.. HUMANS. to a place one
 hundred degrees below treezing?
 y-yeah
 and they didnt. die?
 Well the first few did
 PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE
 PEOPLE32212121
 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to
 human settlements
 Yep. Pompeii is legendary. Entire cities went Towns buried under lava,
 peoples brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more kißed by falling
 ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again
 wel
 Are you serniously telling me this volcano is legendary for kiling several urban
 conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?
 In our defence it hasn't actually done it since
 What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensibile
 about those
 Oh yeah After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we budd them
 better
 159.505 notes
Humans are wierd

Humans are wierd

Tourist: Octopus Squirts Tourist
Tourist: Octopus Squirts Tourist

Octopus Squirts Tourist

Tourist: Tourist to Raider.
Tourist: Tourist to Raider.

Tourist to Raider.

Tourist: Loca tourist attraction...
Tourist: Loca tourist attraction...

Loca tourist attraction...

Tourist: apup-deactivated20171002 kPinkNews News mins Edited It broadcasts "This way if you are gay" in Morse code Swedish peacekeepers using 'gay sailor' to repel Russian submarines A peace group are using a neon sign of a dancing sailor to keep Russian submarines out of Swedish waters. PINKNEWS.CO.UK fantasticworldofflanneldoodle Is this what war is now? odinsnotwearingmakeup We finally weaponized gay chicken frosty-the-snowdern I told y'all about the time at Adeevka, right? sleepycleric Tell us a story, Frosty! frosty-the-snowder I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there are about 400 or so meters away from each other, so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other side can actually hear you Up to this point, I'd observed a guy dropping his phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could reliably make people leave the room by asking them "would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked in the ass", so it's at this point in the trenches that a flash of inspiration hits me In my best Russian (which was utterly broken but "proper" Russian grammar is barbaric caveman-speak anyway) I scream out "next guy that shoots is gay". And I swear to whatever god exists that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit Swedens ultimate weapon.
Tourist: apup-deactivated20171002
 kPinkNews
 News
 mins Edited
 It broadcasts "This way if you are gay" in Morse code
 Swedish peacekeepers using 'gay sailor' to repel Russian
 submarines
 A peace group are using a neon sign of a dancing sailor to keep Russian
 submarines out of Swedish waters.
 PINKNEWS.CO.UK
 fantasticworldofflanneldoodle
 Is this what war is now?
 odinsnotwearingmakeup
 We finally weaponized gay chicken
 frosty-the-snowdern
 I told y'all about the time at Adeevka, right?
 sleepycleric
 Tell us a story, Frosty!
 frosty-the-snowder
 I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to
 take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs
 (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even
 touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there
 are about 400 or so meters away from each other,
 so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other
 side can actually hear you
 Up to this point, I'd observed a guy dropping his
 phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the
 Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could
 reliably make people leave the room by asking them
 "would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck
 a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked
 in the ass", so it's at this point in the trenches that a
 flash of inspiration hits me
 In my best Russian (which was utterly broken
 but "proper" Russian grammar is barbaric
 caveman-speak anyway) I scream out "next guy that
 shoots is gay". And I swear to whatever god exists
 that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was
 some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit
Swedens ultimate weapon.

Swedens ultimate weapon.

Tourist: Delete touwrists from your travel photos 1: Set your camera on a tripod. 2: Take a picture about every 10 seconds until you have about 15 shots 3: Open all the images in Photoshop by going to File > Scripts > Statistics. Choose "median" and select the files you took. 4: Photoshop finds what is different in the photos and simply removes it! before after <p><a href="http://thyrell.tumblr.com/post/174161250086/postordiea-talesoftenko-kokoroattack" class="tumblr_blog">thyrell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://postordiea.tumblr.com/post/76106243437/talesoftenko-kokoroattack-niknak79" class="tumblr_blog">postordiea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://talesoftenko.tk/post/67362998788" class="tumblr_blog">talesoftenko</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kokoroattack.tumblr.com/post/67187379765/niknak79-deleted-tourist-from-photos-well" class="tumblr_blog">kokoroattack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/52781185952/deleted-tourist-from-photos" class="tumblr_blog">niknak79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Deleted tourist from photos</p> </blockquote> <p>well shit</p> </blockquote> <p>I have to keep this in mind.</p> </blockquote> <p>This still looks like a before and after shot of Armageddon or something where humanity is wiped out.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="783" data-orig-width="984"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f49c2d19320464899c040b140be0b1b/tumblr_inline_p95m523qNH1sg5v4t_500.jpg" data-orig-height="783" data-orig-width="984"/></figure></blockquote>
Tourist: Delete touwrists from your travel photos
 1: Set your camera on a tripod.
 2: Take a picture about every 10 seconds until you have about
 15 shots
 3: Open all the images in Photoshop by going to
 File > Scripts > Statistics. Choose "median" and select the files
 you took.
 4: Photoshop finds what is different in the photos and simply
 removes it!
 before

 after
<p><a href="http://thyrell.tumblr.com/post/174161250086/postordiea-talesoftenko-kokoroattack" class="tumblr_blog">thyrell</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://postordiea.tumblr.com/post/76106243437/talesoftenko-kokoroattack-niknak79" class="tumblr_blog">postordiea</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://talesoftenko.tk/post/67362998788" class="tumblr_blog">talesoftenko</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kokoroattack.tumblr.com/post/67187379765/niknak79-deleted-tourist-from-photos-well" class="tumblr_blog">kokoroattack</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/52781185952/deleted-tourist-from-photos" class="tumblr_blog">niknak79</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Deleted tourist from photos</p>
</blockquote>
<p>well shit</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I have to keep this in mind.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>This still looks like a before and after shot of Armageddon or something where humanity is wiped out.</p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="783" data-orig-width="984"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f49c2d19320464899c040b140be0b1b/tumblr_inline_p95m523qNH1sg5v4t_500.jpg" data-orig-height="783" data-orig-width="984"/></figure></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://thyrell.tumblr.com/post/174161250086/postordiea-talesoftenko-kokoroattack" class="tumblr_blog">thyrell</a>:</p> <block...