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Ass, Future, and Puppies: A person with school degre ust a hi Harambe x10 and it comes back around and kills you A trolly that is carrying 300 puppys An infinite amount of Your mother watches eople Some boring road 1/2 chance + a bomb at the end harambes killer multiplying and going down all aths 297,025,271 babies that are vital for the earths future. They are ugly thoug You are standing on a hill and look down to see a trolly full of 300 puppys that is clearly unstopable, and is heading towards a track intersection. There is a person with only a high school degree who has controll of the path of the trolly, but is clearly lost at what to do.If he does not pull it, it rolls down path B, killing an inifinite amount of people, and there is a bomb at the end, killing all the puppies. If he pulls it once, it travels down path A, killing 10 harambes, and looping back around to kill the operator. If he pulls it twice it will travel down road C, killing harambes killer, but also 297,025,271 babies that are vital for earths future and existance, but the babies are ugly. If he pulls the lever 3 times, it will travel down road D, leading to another intersection with a 50/50 chance of either going down a boring ass road, but it has a half chance of multiplying and going down every single road. Your mother is watching it all, but can't say anything as a promise to her former lover, but she is watching what you are going to say. What do you shout at the high school graduate? Meirl
Bad, Future, and Goals: lamborghini MILLIONAIRE MENTOR DO YOUR FUTURE SELF A FAVOR AND WORK HARD NOW. Who you are in the future depends on what you do today. Here are a few vital things you can do today that your future self will thank you for. Take this checklist and do each step thoroughly. Your life will line up like magic. ✔️Invest in yourself! We spend so much time investing in relationships and this is a good thing. But we cannot forget that investment in ourselves is as important. Take some time now. Start investing on bettering yourself to become a better person, it will attract even better thing to your life. ✔️Decide what your values are and live them every day. A person who has a strong set of beliefs and values is a happy and strong person. A person who does not have a clearly defined set of beliefs and values is tossed about in life like a tiny ship on an angry ocean. There is nothing certain to a person like this except the fact that he will be at the mercy of others ✔️Measure your successes by your own definition of “success” Everywhere we are bombarded with images of “success” we are told we are successful if we are thin, rich and have power. Well guess what? There are many people with all of those things and most of those people are completely miserable. ✔️Seek forward progress on the path to your goals. Realize that some goals may take years and others, a lifetime. Keep track of your forward progress and give yourself rewards for making it a little further on your path. ✔️Don’t stop learning. Learning is the best thing you can do to improve your current and future life! Learn a new skill, language, something! ✔️Create good habits. Good habits are the key to all success. Bad habits are the unlocked door to failure. ✔️Understand that wherever you are, you can always make a new start. It is never too late and things are never too far gone. What you have done in the past is in the past and your future is what you make it. All you have to do is plot your course and go! - Good luck! - future success millionairementor
Bad, Future, and Goals: lamborghini
 MILLIONAIRE MENTOR
 DO YOUR FUTURE SELF A
 FAVOR AND WORK HARD NOW.
Who you are in the future depends on what you do today. Here are a few vital things you can do today that your future self will thank you for. Take this checklist and do each step thoroughly. Your life will line up like magic. ✔️Invest in yourself! We spend so much time investing in relationships and this is a good thing. But we cannot forget that investment in ourselves is as important. Take some time now. Start investing on bettering yourself to become a better person, it will attract even better thing to your life. ✔️Decide what your values are and live them every day. A person who has a strong set of beliefs and values is a happy and strong person. A person who does not have a clearly defined set of beliefs and values is tossed about in life like a tiny ship on an angry ocean. There is nothing certain to a person like this except the fact that he will be at the mercy of others ✔️Measure your successes by your own definition of “success” Everywhere we are bombarded with images of “success” we are told we are successful if we are thin, rich and have power. Well guess what? There are many people with all of those things and most of those people are completely miserable. ✔️Seek forward progress on the path to your goals. Realize that some goals may take years and others, a lifetime. Keep track of your forward progress and give yourself rewards for making it a little further on your path. ✔️Don’t stop learning. Learning is the best thing you can do to improve your current and future life! Learn a new skill, language, something! ✔️Create good habits. Good habits are the key to all success. Bad habits are the unlocked door to failure. ✔️Understand that wherever you are, you can always make a new start. It is never too late and things are never too far gone. What you have done in the past is in the past and your future is what you make it. All you have to do is plot your course and go! - Good luck! - future success millionairementor

Who you are in the future depends on what you do today. Here are a few vital things you can do today that your future self will thank you fo...

Beer, Life, and Love: I don't know what he's doing, I just told him to FLOSS! Peter Griffin here, and boy oh boy is THIS ONE a doozy! ILOLed (that's an acronym the young people of today use, and it means "laugh out loud," in case you didn't know) out loud so hard I almost spat my beer out all over my computer and ruined it! Boy would THAT ever be un-epic! Without my computer, how would I ever be able to look at these hilarious maymays and explain them for all of you? Not to mention I'd no longer be able to watch the latest compilations of Ben Shapiro DESTROYing l*btards epically. Explaining me-mes and watching leftists get epically pwned are the only two things Ireally love in life anymore, and ifI were to lose both at the same time, I honestly don't know what I'd do. Probably be so overcome with grief at my life losing all meaning, that I'd be unable to continue living my now-pointless life and put a gun in my mouth. Wow, Ireally went off track there, didn't I? Anyway, this is so epically hilarious because it features a young person, probably no older than fifteen, at the dentist's office But here's the kicker: he's not in the dentist chair or anything! No, instead, he's up and about, swinging his arms around and moving his hips! In the foreground, we have a woman wearing a surgical mask, whom we can reasonably assume is the dentist. She observes the young man confusedly, and proclaims, "I don't know what he's doing, Ijust told him to FLOSS!" See, the dentist is presumably referring to the act of rubbing a thin string between one's teeth to remove excess plaque. That's the historical definition of the word floss," which has been commercially available since 1882. Our young friend, however, seems to have other ideas. See, more recently, "floss" has come to refer to a dance move in the popular online game, Fortnite. The dance is characterized by "a lot of fast arms and hip swings as though using a giant invisible piece of floss," which is where the name comes from. Additionally, the child is drawn to resemble one Russell Horning, popularly known as "Backpack Kid," who helped popularize the dance. With this information in mind, it can be inferred that the dentist is advising the boy to keep his teeth clean, by flossing, but since he's such a gamer, he instead believes that she is telling him to do the Fortnite dance. Now THAT is epic! I tried playing Fortnite myself, a few times, but couldn't really get into it. There's too many
Beer, Life, and Love: I don't know what he's doing, I just told him to FLOSS!
 Peter Griffin here, and boy oh boy is THIS ONE a doozy! ILOLed (that's an acronym the young people of today use, and it means
 "laugh out loud," in case you didn't know) out loud so hard I almost spat my beer out all over my computer and ruined it! Boy
 would THAT ever be un-epic! Without my computer, how would I ever be able to look at these hilarious maymays and explain
 them for all of you? Not to mention I'd no longer be able to watch the latest compilations of Ben Shapiro DESTROYing l*btards
 epically. Explaining me-mes and watching leftists get epically pwned are the only two things Ireally love in life anymore, and ifI
 were to lose both at the same time, I honestly don't know what I'd do. Probably be so overcome with grief at my life losing all
 meaning, that I'd be unable to continue living my now-pointless life and put a gun in my mouth. Wow, Ireally went off track there,
 didn't I? Anyway, this is so epically hilarious because it features a young person, probably no older than fifteen, at the dentist's office
 But here's the kicker: he's not in the dentist chair or anything! No, instead, he's up and about, swinging his arms around and moving
 his hips! In the foreground, we have a woman wearing a surgical mask, whom we can reasonably assume is the dentist. She observes
 the young man confusedly, and proclaims, "I don't know what he's doing, Ijust told him to FLOSS!" See, the dentist is presumably
 referring to the act of rubbing a thin string between one's teeth to remove excess plaque. That's the historical definition of the word
 floss," which has been commercially available since 1882. Our young friend, however, seems to have other ideas. See, more
 recently, "floss" has come to refer to a dance move in the popular online game, Fortnite. The dance is characterized by "a lot of fast
 arms and hip swings as though using a giant invisible piece of floss," which is where the name comes from. Additionally, the child is
 drawn to resemble one Russell Horning, popularly known as "Backpack Kid," who helped popularize the dance. With this
 information in mind, it can be inferred that the dentist is advising the boy to keep his teeth clean, by flossing, but since he's such a
 gamer, he instead believes that she is telling him to do the Fortnite dance. Now THAT is epic! I tried playing Fortnite myself, a few
 times, but couldn't really get into it. There's too many

Animals, Family, and Food: animate-mush The BitterSweet Life @BitterSweetPod Follow Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds crows and they bring her gifts in return Here's her collection tetraghost i wish birds brought ME presents baelgrave No, but think about this The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the "firstt thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them They spot a thing, and immediately must think, "that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude." kedreeva It's actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave 'payment' behind for the food BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved These crows are rl and her mother even whern they are out of the yard. How do we know? keeping track of this gi One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera's lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they weree smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her Source: tetraghost #animals #stones #tiny humans #THIS IS ADORABLE 1,268,331 notes Cool as a crowcumber
Animals, Family, and Food: animate-mush
 The BitterSweet Life
 @BitterSweetPod
 Follow
 Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds
 crows and they bring her gifts in return
 Here's her collection
 tetraghost
 i wish birds brought ME presents
 baelgrave
 No, but think about this
 The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go
 about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in
 question. What gets me is that the "firstt thing on their minds as
 recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them
 They spot a thing, and immediately must think, "that nice girl with
 delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude."
 kedreeva
 It's actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch
 the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these
 birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater
 and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station
 and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and
 sometimes (but not always), these birds leave 'payment' behind for
 the food
 BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
 These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds
 are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved
 These crows are rl and her mother even whern
 they are out of the yard. How do we know?
 keeping track of this gi
 One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was
 photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera's
 lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so
 she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge
 of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her
 Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they weree
 smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared
 enough to bring it back to her
 Source: tetraghost #animals #stones #tiny humans
 #THIS IS ADORABLE
 1,268,331 notes
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Cool as a crowcumber

Chicago, Clothes, and Dating: deliamelodyofficial: goldaquarius: thesunsword: jehovahhthickness: jessnesquik: jehovahhthickness: Stop dating abusive women 2018 Hardly any women are gonna reblog this tbh 🙃 A lot of women behave like this and think this ain’t abuse But let a nigga slap them, damage their clothes and pour a drink on them, all hell will break loose. EVERYONE CAN BE A VICTIM OF DOMESTIC ABUSE! Buddy has the soul of an angel and composure out of this world Just in case anyone wants the context: He has been making music in Chicago, he recently performed to a large audience and met London on da track, who offered him an opportunity in LA. She didn’t want to leave Chicago because of her business there. He told her that she doesn’t have to go, he just needs to do this for his music. She got upset because he straight up told her that he valued his career over their relationship and she did this.  Now I’m not a relationship expert, but I will never understand how some of y’all expect people to put you above the shit they have to do. Always put your career, your job, your livelihood first. This was all kinds of fucked up, really fucking abusive and manipulative, he should definitely go to LA with or without her.  Many women *WILL* reblog this, because part of feminism is acknowledging that women are just as capable of being abusive as men. Acting as though women cannot be abusive is misogyny, and relies on the misogynist tropes that women are frail, and innocent in comparison to men. Any true feminist must acknowledge that neither of these things are necessarily true and that a woman is in fact capable of being abusive whether it’s to another woman, a man, or a nonbinary person.The reason we focus on abuse from men towards women is that it is more prevalent, and institutionally encouraged, justified, and allowed without consequence, while a woman even “talking back” to a man is to be “put in her place.”Don’t bring your weak, fragile “Few women will reblog this” shit up in here. We know what abuse looks like when we see it.
Chicago, Clothes, and Dating: deliamelodyofficial:

goldaquarius:

thesunsword:

jehovahhthickness:


jessnesquik:


jehovahhthickness:

Stop dating abusive women 2018

Hardly any women are gonna reblog this tbh 🙃


A lot of women behave like this and think this ain’t abuse 
But let a nigga slap them, damage their clothes and pour a drink on them, all hell will break loose. 
EVERYONE CAN BE A VICTIM OF DOMESTIC ABUSE! 


Buddy has the soul of an angel and composure out of this world 

Just in case anyone wants the context: He has been making music in Chicago, he recently performed to a large audience and met London on da track, who offered him an opportunity in LA. She didn’t want to leave Chicago because of her business there. He told her that she doesn’t have to go, he just needs to do this for his music. She got upset because he straight up told her that he valued his career over their relationship and she did this. 
Now I’m not a relationship expert, but I will never understand how some of y’all expect people to put you above the shit they have to do. Always put your career, your job, your livelihood first. This was all kinds of fucked up, really fucking abusive and manipulative, he should definitely go to LA with or without her. 

Many women *WILL* reblog this, because part of feminism is acknowledging that women are just as capable of being abusive as men. Acting as though women cannot be abusive is misogyny, and relies on the misogynist tropes that women are frail, and innocent in comparison to men. Any true feminist must acknowledge that neither of these things are necessarily true and that a woman is in fact capable of being abusive whether it’s to another woman, a man, or a nonbinary person.The reason we focus on abuse from men towards women is that it is more prevalent, and institutionally encouraged, justified, and allowed without consequence, while a woman even “talking back” to a man is to be “put in her place.”Don’t bring your weak, fragile “Few women will reblog this” shit up in here. We know what abuse looks like when we see it.

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Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael Wanted : Computer Hacker
Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr
 Wanted: Computer Hacker
 Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
 the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
 only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
 help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
 of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
 technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
 and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
 e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
 suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
 don't have your own)
 OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
 checking out the competition"
 I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
 ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
 If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
 will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover
 has been blown and we need to get out of there
 If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
 will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
 money because that would leave a money trail that the police
 could use to track us down. However, since you are so
 interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
 the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
 that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
 that came from.
 Michael
 Re: Bakery Hack
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
 remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
 to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
 could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
 uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
 this is not ideal but it will have to do.
 Michael
Wanted : Computer Hacker

Wanted : Computer Hacker

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael Help me hack a bakery
Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr
 Wanted: Computer Hacker
 Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
 the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
 only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
 help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
 of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
 technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
 and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
 e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
 suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
 don't have your own)
 OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
 checking out the competition"
 I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
 ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
 If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
 will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover
 has been blown and we need to get out of there
 If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
 will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
 money because that would leave a money trail that the police
 could use to track us down. However, since you are so
 interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
 the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
 that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
 that came from.
 Michael
 Re: Bakery Hack
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
 remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
 to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
 could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
 uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
 this is not ideal but it will have to do.
 Michael
Help me hack a bakery

Help me hack a bakery

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael Wanted : Computer Hacker
Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr
 Wanted: Computer Hacker
 Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
 the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
 only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
 help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
 of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
 technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
 and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
 e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
 suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
 don't have your own)
 OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
 checking out the competition"
 I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
 ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
 If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
 will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover
 has been blown and we need to get out of there
 If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
 will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
 money because that would leave a money trail that the police
 could use to track us down. However, since you are so
 interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
 the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
 that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
 that came from.
 Michael
 Re: Bakery Hack
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
 remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
 to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
 could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
 uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
 this is not ideal but it will have to do.
 Michael
Wanted : Computer Hacker

Wanted : Computer Hacker