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The first mermaid to get tattoos :) “we didn’t know any better,” the crewman says, and swallows, presenting the chest to the captain. “what do we do now?” “kill it,” the captain says, but the ice is melting in his eyes. “we can’t,” the first mate says desperately, praying she won’t have to fight her captain on this. “we can’t. we - i won’t. we won’t.” “i know.” x “daddy,” she says, floating in a tub of seawater in the hold, “daddy, la-la, la-la-la.” her voice rings like bells. her accent is strange; her mouth isn’t made for human words. it mesmerises even the hardiest amongst them and she wasn’t even trying. the crew has taken to diving for shellfish near the shorelines for her; she loves them, splitting the shells apart with strength seen in no human toddler, slurping down the slimy molluscs inside and laughing, all plump brown cheeks and needle-sharp teeth. she sometimes splashes them for fun with her smooth, rubbery brown tail. even when they get soaked they laugh. they love her. “daddy,” she calls again, and he can hear the worry in her voice. the storm rocking the ship is harsh and uncaring, and if they go down, she would be the only survivor. “don’t worry,” he says, and goes over, sitting next to the tub. the first mate, leaning against the wall, pretends not to notice as he quietly begins to sing. x “father,” she says, one day, as she leans on the edge of the dock and the captain sits next to her, “why am I here?” “your mother abandoned you,” he says, as he always has. “we found you adrift, and couldn’t bear to leave you there.” she picks at the salt-soaked boards, uncertain. her hair is pulled back in a fluffy black puff, the white linen holding it slipping almost over one of her dark eyes. one of her first tattoos, a many-limbed kraken, curls over her right shoulder and down her arm, delicate tendrils wrapped around her calloused fingertips. “alright,” she says. x “why am I really here?” she asks the first mate, watching the sun set over the water in streaks of liquid metal that pooled in the troughs of the waves and glittered on the seafoam. “we didn’t know any better,” the first mate says, staring into the water. “we didn’t know- we didn’t know anything. we didn’t understand why she fought so viciously to guard her treasure. we could not know she protected something a thousand times more precious than the purest gold.” she wants to be furious, but she can’t. she already knew the answer, from reading the guilt in her father’s eyes and the empty space in her own history. and she can’t hate her family. “it’s alright,” she says. “i do have a family, anyways. i don’t think i would have liked my other life near as much.” x her kraken grows, spreading its tendrils over her torso and arms. she grows too, too large to come on board the ship without being hauled up in a boat from the water. she sings when the storms come and swims before the ship to guide it to safety. she fights off more than one beast of the seas, and gathers a set of scars across her back that she bears with pride. “i don’t mind,” she says, when the captain fusses over her, “now i match all of you.” the first time their ship is threatened, really threatened, is by another fleet. a friend turned enemy of the first mate. “we shouldn’t fight him,” she says, peering through the spyglass. “why not?” the mermaid asks. “he’ll win,” the first mate says. the mermaid tips her head sideways. Her eyes, dark as the deep waters, gleam in the noon light. “are you sure?” she asks. x the enemy fleet surrenders after the flagship is sunk in the night, the anchor ripped off the ship and the planks torn off the hull. the surviving crew, wild-eyed and delirious, whimper and say a sea serpent came from the water and attacked them, say it was longer than the boat and crushed it in its coils. the first mate hears this and has to hide her laughter. the captain apologizes to his daughter for doubting her. “don’t worry,” she says, with a bright laugh, “it was fun.” x the second time, they are pushed by a storm into a royal fleet. they can’t possibly fight them, and they don’t have the time to escape. “let me up,” the mermaid urges, surfacing starboard and shouting to the crew. “bring me up, quickly, quickly.” they lower the boat and she piles her sinous form into it, and uses her claws to help the crew pull her up. once on the deck she flops out of the boat and makes her way over to the bow. the crew tries to help but she’s so heavy they can barely lift parts of her. she crawls up out in front of the rail and wraps her long webbed tail around the prow. the figurehead has served them well so far but they need more right now. she wraps herself around the figurehead and raises her body up into the wind takes a breath of the stinging salt air and sings. the storm carries her voice on its front to the royal navy. they are enchanted, so stunned by her song that they drop the rigging ropes and let the tillers drift. the pirates sail through the center of the fleet, trailing the storm behind them, and by the time the fleet has managed to regain its senses they are buried in wind and rain and the pirates are gone. x she declines guns. instead she carries a harpoon and its launcher, and uses them to board enemy ships, hauling her massive form out of the water to coil on the deck and dispatch enemies with ruthless efficiency. her family is feared across all the sea. x “you know we are dying,” the captain says, looking down at her. she floats next to the ship, so massive she could hold it in her arms. her eyes are wise. “i know,” she says, “i can feel it coming.” the first mate stands next to the captain. she never had a lover or a child, and neither did he, but to the mermaid they are her parents. she will always love her daughter. the tattoos are graven in dark swirls across the mermaid’s deep brown skin and the flesh of her tail, even spiraling onto the spiked webbing on her spine and face. her hair is still tied back, this time with a sail that could not be patched one last time. “we love you,” the first mate says simply, looking down. her own tightly coiled black hair falls in to her face; she shakes the locs out of the way and smiles through her tears. the captain pretends he isnt crying either. “i love you too,” the mermaid says, and reached up to pull the ship down just a bit, just to hold them one last time. “guard the ship,” the captain says. “you always have but you know they’re lost without you.” “without you,” the mermaid corrects, with a shrug that makes waves. “what will we do?” “i don’t know,” the captain says. “but you’ll help them, won’t you?” “of course i will,” she scoffs, rolling her eyes. “i will always protect my family.” x the captain and the first mate are gone. the ship has a new captain, young and fearless - of the things she can afford to disregard. she fears and loves the ocean, as all captains do. she does not fear the royal fleet. and she does not fear the mermaid. “you know, i heard stories about you when i was a little girl,” she says, trailing her fingers in the water next to the dock. the mermaid stares at her with one eye the size of a dinner table. “is that so?” she hums, smirking with teeth sharper than the swords of the entire navy. “they said you could sink an entire fleet and that you had skin tougher than dragon scales,” the new captain says, grinning right back at the monster who could eat her without a moment’s hesitation. “i always thought they were telling tall tales.” “and now?” “they were right,” the new captain says. “how did they ever befriend you?” the mermaid smiles, fully this time, her dark eyes gleaming under the white linen sail. “they didn’t know any better.” She protects her family. 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This is how the golden age of piracy ended.
The first mermaid to get tattoos :)


“we didn’t know any better,” the crewman says, and swallows, presenting the chest to the captain. “what do we do now?”
“kill it,” the captain says, but the ice is melting in his eyes.
“we can’t,” the first mate says desperately, praying she won’t have to fight her captain on this. “we can’t. we - i won’t. we won’t.”
“i know.”
x
“daddy,” she says, floating in a tub of seawater in the hold, “daddy, la-la, la-la-la.”
her voice rings like bells. her accent is strange; her mouth isn’t made for human words. it mesmerises even the hardiest amongst them and she wasn’t even trying. the crew has taken to diving for shellfish near the shorelines for her; she loves them, splitting the shells apart with strength seen in no human toddler, slurping down the slimy molluscs inside and laughing, all plump brown cheeks and needle-sharp teeth. she sometimes splashes them for fun with her smooth, rubbery brown tail. even when they get soaked they laugh. they love her.
“daddy,” she calls again, and he can hear the worry in her voice. the storm rocking the ship is harsh and uncaring, and if they go down, she would be the only survivor.
“don’t worry,” he says, and goes over, sitting next to the tub. the first mate, leaning against the wall, pretends not to notice as he quietly begins to sing.
x
“father,” she says, one day, as she leans on the edge of the dock and the captain sits next to her, “why am I here?”
“your mother abandoned you,” he says, as he always has. “we found you adrift, and couldn’t bear to leave you there.”
she picks at the salt-soaked boards, uncertain. her hair is pulled back in a fluffy black puff, the white linen holding it slipping almost over one of her dark eyes. one of her first tattoos, a many-limbed kraken, curls over her right shoulder and down her arm, delicate tendrils wrapped around her calloused fingertips. “alright,” she says.
x
“why am I really here?” she asks the first mate, watching the sun set over the water in streaks of liquid metal that pooled in the troughs of the waves and glittered on the seafoam.
“we didn’t know any better,” the first mate says, staring into the water. “we didn’t know- we didn’t know anything. we didn’t understand why she fought so viciously to guard her treasure. we could not know she protected something a thousand times more precious than the purest gold.”
she wants to be furious, but she can’t. she already knew the answer, from reading the guilt in her father’s eyes and the empty space in her own history. and she can’t hate her family.
“it’s alright,” she says. “i do have a family, anyways. i don’t think i would have liked my other life near as much.”
x
her kraken grows, spreading its tendrils over her torso and arms. she grows too, too large to come on board the ship without being hauled up in a boat from the water. she sings when the storms come and swims before the ship to guide it to safety. she fights off more than one beast of the seas, and gathers a set of scars across her back that she bears with pride. “i don’t mind,” she says, when the captain fusses over her, “now i match all of you.”
the first time their ship is threatened, really threatened, is by another fleet. a friend turned enemy of the first mate. “we shouldn’t fight him,” she says, peering through the spyglass.
“why not?” the mermaid asks.
“he’ll win,” the first mate says.
the mermaid tips her head sideways. Her eyes, dark as the deep waters, gleam in the noon light. “are you sure?” she asks.
x
the enemy fleet surrenders after the flagship is sunk in the night, the anchor ripped off the ship and the planks torn off the hull. the surviving crew, wild-eyed and delirious, whimper and say a sea serpent came from the water and attacked them, say it was longer than the boat and crushed it in its coils. the first mate hears this and has to hide her laughter. the captain apologizes to his daughter for doubting her.
“don’t worry,” she says, with a bright laugh, “it was fun.”
x
the second time, they are pushed by a storm into a royal fleet. they can’t possibly fight them, and they don’t have the time to escape.
“let me up,” the mermaid urges, surfacing starboard and shouting to the crew. “bring me up, quickly, quickly.”
they lower the boat and she piles her sinous form into it, and uses her claws to help the crew pull her up. once on the deck she flops out of the boat and makes her way over to the bow. the crew tries to help but she’s so heavy they can barely lift parts of her.
she crawls up out in front of the rail and wraps her long webbed tail around the prow. the figurehead has served them well so far but they need more right now. she wraps herself around the figurehead and raises her body up into the wind takes a breath of the stinging salt air and sings.
the storm carries her voice on its front to the royal navy. they are enchanted, so stunned by her song that they drop the rigging ropes and let the tillers drift. the pirates sail through the center of the fleet, trailing the storm behind them, and by the time the fleet has managed to regain its senses they are buried in wind and rain and the pirates are gone.
x
she declines guns. instead she carries a harpoon and its launcher, and uses them to board enemy ships, hauling her massive form out of the water to coil on the deck and dispatch enemies with ruthless efficiency. her family is feared across all the sea.
x
“you know we are dying,” the captain says, looking down at her.
she floats next to the ship, so massive she could hold it in her arms. her eyes are wise.
“i know,” she says, “i can feel it coming.”
the first mate stands next to the captain. she never had a lover or a child, and neither did he, but to the mermaid they are her parents. she will always love her daughter. the tattoos are graven in dark swirls across the mermaid’s deep brown skin and the flesh of her tail, even spiraling onto the spiked webbing on her spine and face. her hair is still tied back, this time with a sail that could not be patched one last time. 
“we love you,” the first mate says simply, looking down. her own tightly coiled black hair falls in to her face; she shakes the locs out of the way and smiles through her tears. the captain pretends he isnt crying either.
“i love you too,” the mermaid says, and reached up to pull the ship down just a bit, just to hold them one last time.
“guard the ship,” the captain says. “you always have but you know they’re lost without you.”
“without you,” the mermaid corrects, with a shrug that makes waves. “what will we do?”
“i don’t know,” the captain says. “but you’ll help them, won’t you?”
“of course i will,” she scoffs, rolling her eyes. “i will always protect my family.”
x
the captain and the first mate are gone. the ship has a new captain, young and fearless - of the things she can afford to disregard. she fears and loves the ocean, as all captains do. she does not fear the royal fleet. and she does not fear the mermaid.
“you know, i heard stories about you when i was a little girl,” she says, trailing her fingers in the water next to the dock.
the mermaid stares at her with one eye the size of a dinner table. “is that so?” she hums, smirking with teeth sharper than the swords of the entire navy.
“they said you could sink an entire fleet and that you had skin tougher than dragon scales,” the new captain says, grinning right back at the monster who could eat her without a moment’s hesitation. “i always thought they were telling tall tales.”
“and now?”
“they were right,” the new captain says. “how did they ever befriend you?”
the mermaid smiles, fully this time, her dark eyes gleaming under the white linen sail. “they didn’t know any better.”

She protects her family.

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 me about all the banishments! I'm the Fire Lord now; I can
 She doesn't look clever enough to have left the pit
 Finally, the coronation has begun. I was expecting the
 crowd to be bigger, but apparently, I've banished nearly
 everyone else. No matter. All that's important is being
 crowned the Fire Lord. t's time.
 in the cherry on purpose. But it still could have been
 planted intentionally. Who knows what forces
 do whateverI want! He did, and no one questioned him.
 Besides, if they really were so wise, wouldn't they see all
 the danger and treachery that surround me here?
 Anyway, I'm sure that banishing
 a lesson to the other. I can't tell which one I banished,
 honestly. In all these years, 1 never really figured out
 who was Lo and who was Li. But no matter. They'll
 are at work
 from becoming Fire Lord? I need to keep
 to prevent me
 my eyes open from now on. But first I have to deal with
 this servant. Mistakes-if it was a mistake-will not be
 tolerated. 1 should throw this girl in jail. But any lowly
 "By decree of Phoenix King Ozai,1 now
 you . . ." Why is his voice trailing off? Am I going to have
 to banish him, too? He's not even paying attention to me.
 crown
 one of them taught
 Chapter 6
 Azula
 guard can throw someone in jail. I'm the Fire Lord. I can
 do better than that. In fact, I know just what to do!
 "You are banished. Leave immediately."
 Oh, the look of confusion in her eyes is priceless. Ves,
 banishing people is a very Fire Lord thing to do. And it
 passes the time splendidly.
 But the cherry pit still bothers me. l'd guess the culprit
 was Zuko, but he's off with the Avatar. Could Mai or Ty
 Lee be behind the potentially lethal pit? Come to think of
 t, these servants are making me suspicious. Sure, they
 look innocent with their combs and brushes, but in skilled
 For some reason, he's staring into the sky.
 Ugh. It's Zu-Zu. And that Waterbender girl. She was
 the one who prevented
 figure out which of them is
 banished, and 'll still have
 me from finishing off the Avatar
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 once and for all. She will
 "Sorry, Azula, but you're not gonna become Fire Lord
 today. I
 Ha! Now THAT is funny! Now it's time to destroy him
 pay.
 one wise advisor.
 Fire Lord Azula truly has a ring to it. Fire Lord Azula,
 Fire Lord Azula, Fire Lord Azula. Well, at least one thing
 can still make me smile. Certainly the dullards around me
 become less amusing by the moment. Really, they should
 spend more time repeating the words "Fire Lord Azula" to
 themselves. Maybe it will inspire them to show the proper
 Hmm... what did that
 gìrl with the comb do to my
 hair? Oh. My. In the mirror.
 Is that.
 she standing behind me?
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 Once and for all.
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 Lee."
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 way." Doesn't she know what they did to me, how they
 "You want to be Fire Lord? Fine, let's settle this. Just
 brother; the showdown that's always been
 and
 те,
 you
 respect. Today is my coronation day, after all.
 Ouch! These are the worst royal groomers I've ever
 had! And if the girl with the comb snags my hair one more
 meant to be-agni kai!"
 Ha! l've got them now. How spectacular! Killing two birds
 with one lightning
 bolt. Today is def-
 initely looking up.
 she doesn't deserve it.
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 my doom! Time to get rid of them, too.
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 really liked
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 feel like screaming!
 "No," she said. "I love you, Azula. I do."
 Liar! I can't listen to her anymore. I can't! AHH! The
 mirror, it shattered. . . . There's no one there. My mother,
 she's gone! Have I been talking to myself the whole time?
 time, she'll be seeing the inside of a Fire Nation prison
 me.
 never
 This day is just crawling by and my hair is still a mess.
 Seems the only thing that amuses me is banishing people.
 It comes so naturally!
 within the hour.
 Honestly, after my coronation there will be some
 changes around here. First, I'll-hey! What was that? It
 was hard as a rock! Who left a pit in these cherries? How
 Who knows what she's
 doing back here?
 "I didn't want to miss my own daughter's coronation,"
 lordered the Dai Li to come at once so | could question
 them, but it took them ages to arrive! So of course I had
 very unfortunate for her, whoever she is. . . .Oh, there.
 she said.
 to banish them all immediately. When the Fire Lord calls
 realize what could have happened if I hadn't
 "Do
 you
 Oh, right. Like after all this time l'm supposed to believe
 that she loves me. "Don't pretend to act proud. I know
 you, you come at once! Who do they think they are?
 And then there's Lo and Li, my trusted advisors-or
 so I thought. I can't believe my father sent them to talk to
 sensed the pit in time?" | asked, practically shoving the
 offending pit into her face.
 "You could have choked," the girl squeaked.
 What's
 with me?
 what you really think of me; you think l'm a monster."
 "I think you're confused," she said. "All your life you've
 wrong
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Azula's inner thoughts when firing everyone in the palace and hallucinating Ursa in the ATLA's finale

Azula's inner thoughts when firing everyone in the palace and hallucinating Ursa in the ATLA's finale

Trailing: Do not drive up to a person standing in front of a fixed object such as a bench, wall, or table. If the load obstructs a forward view, the driver should travel with the load trailing. When driving on grades more than 10%, travel with the load uphill. STAY CLEAR AREA Do not stand on or walk under the elevated forks of the truck. FIF Railroad tracks should be crossed diagonally if possible. Never park closer than 8 feet from the center of railroad tracks. Do not operate forklift unless you are trained and authorized to do so. When a truck is unattended, the load should be fully lowered, controls neutralized, power shut off, brakes set, and wheels chocked if parked on an incline. Stunt driving and horseplay are never permitted and pedestrians always have the right of way. SAFE FORKLIET OPERATION Do not block fire aisles, access to Elevators should be approached slowly, and entered squarely after the car is properly leveled. Once on the elevator, forklift should be neutralized, power shut off, and brakes set. stairways, or fire equipment. When traveling, obey all speed limits, road signs, and floor markings. Driver should slow down and beep horn at cross If at any time, a forklift is found to be in need of repair, defective, or in any way unsafe, the truck should be taken out of service until it has been restored to a aisles or other areas where vision is obstructed. BEEP REEP Driver should be in control at all times and stay three vehicle lengths behind the vehicle ahead. Do not pass other forklifts at intersections, blind spots or other dangerous locations. DO NOT OPERATE safe operating condition. AS REQUIRED BY: OSHA 29 CFR 1910.178 - POWERED INDUSTRIAL TRUCKS MSA WC PHOGEMED Co ne Ths tonae has bea een consbiny t200-442 3633 torm nelecie oaen andla beneve wary l the aus of the nls er the a Her EMD aand tom The ue taret Rrr HE TEe wwen.Coman They have this up at my job . I figured I’d share it in case anyone needs it . It still hasn’t stopped accidents from happening , but I guess it doesn’t , ahem , hurt either .
Trailing: Do not drive up to a person standing in front of a fixed
 object such as a bench, wall, or table.
 If the load obstructs a forward
 view, the driver should travel
 with the load trailing. When
 driving on grades more than
 10%, travel with the load uphill.
 STAY
 CLEAR
 AREA
 Do not stand on or walk
 under the elevated forks
 of the truck.
 FIF
 Railroad tracks should be
 crossed diagonally if possible.
 Never park closer than 8 feet
 from the center of railroad
 tracks.
 Do not operate forklift
 unless you are trained
 and authorized to do so.
 When a truck is unattended, the load should be
 fully lowered, controls neutralized, power shut
 off, brakes set, and wheels chocked if parked on
 an incline.
 Stunt driving and horseplay are never permitted
 and pedestrians always have the right of way.
 SAFE FORKLIET OPERATION
 Do not block fire aisles, access to
 Elevators should be approached slowly, and
 entered squarely after the car is properly
 leveled. Once on the elevator, forklift should be
 neutralized, power shut off, and
 brakes set.
 stairways, or fire equipment.
 When traveling, obey all speed limits,
 road signs, and floor markings.
 Driver should slow
 down and beep
 horn at cross
 If at any
 time, a forklift is found to be in
 need of repair, defective, or in
 any way unsafe, the truck
 should be taken out of service
 until it has been restored to a
 aisles or other areas where vision is obstructed.
 BEEP
 REEP Driver should be in control at all times and stay
 three vehicle lengths behind the vehicle ahead.
 Do not pass other forklifts at intersections, blind
 spots or other dangerous locations.
 DO
 NOT
 OPERATE
 safe operating condition.
 AS REQUIRED BY: OSHA 29 CFR 1910.178 - POWERED INDUSTRIAL TRUCKS
 MSA
 WC PHOGEMED Co ne
 Ths tonae has bea
 een consbiny
 t200-442 3633
 torm nelecie oaen andla beneve
 wary l the aus of the nls er the
 a Her EMD
 aand tom The ue taret
 Rrr HE TEe wwen.Coman
They have this up at my job . I figured I’d share it in case anyone needs it . It still hasn’t stopped accidents from happening , but I guess it doesn’t , ahem , hurt either .

They have this up at my job . I figured I’d share it in case anyone needs it . It still hasn’t stopped accidents from happening , but I g...

Trailing: Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)04:34:27 No.814541547 Urban Witcher: Chapter 2 Part 2 >Before I can cringe, I'm sent sailing through the air at mach 1 >Ears are ringing and I'm seeing red >Pretty sure my leg is--yep it's broken >Fuck >My armor seems to have taken the brunt of the blast, cracking a few ribs in the process >thankgodformedicare.jpg >Rain has stopped, and the sky has opened up a bit Wipe the blood from my eyes >Head is spinning as I use every ounce of energy to crawl to my feet >Pain shoots through my body like a lightning bolt as I shamble over to the blast crater >Discard my mangled chestpiece in the process >Support my weight against the trunk of the splintered tree >Stare down into the crater, about twenty feet in diameter >Below is the gore of the incel's lifeless body amidst a smattering of green pulp >Any tendies or GBP it was carrying are surely destroyed >trynottocry.mov Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)04:35:03 No.814541575 File: yeeyee.jpg (87 KB, 360x360) >Lower myself into the crater to retrieve the incel's blockish head >Attach the proof of kill to my belt and begin wading my way back to the edge of the crater whydoismelldeisel.aav >Then I hear it The unmistakable sound of pistons slamming about a Cummins V8, barreling through the woods >"Fucking poachers" >lt's getting closer >Clamber out of the crater to see a thick cloud of black exhaust smoke trailing above the treetop Moments latera lifted red truck comes screaming out of the treeline, sporting confederate flags and barreling straight toward me >Stand my ground as the truck makes a sharp right turn and begins several wide donuts, kicking mud several feet into the air "YEE YEE," a redneck hollers from the back of the truck >The 4x4 comes to a halt >Door opens and the blond-haired driver drops down from the lifted cab, muddying his boots We stare expressionless at each other as he spits from his tobacco-lined mouth "Well, well. Lookie what we got ourselves here. A witcher!" >"Yeeee?" his meth-mouthed companions croon "What the hell are you doing this far west?" I groan through the pain >'"Well now, mister witcher..." >His face twists with a sly grin "Imight have to ask you that same question. Bein' as your KIND ain't welcome 'rOund these parts neither. Since the whole uhh... you know...incident" >'"That's none of your concern" 'Ohhhhh so it isn't now is it?" >"You see cause we were just on our way to see Auntie Clement's funeral--God rest her soul'--when we heard the crackin' of a cold one 'bout a mile out and decided to come check it out." >knewthatwasabadidea.rar "And now. Seein' as you got a nice bounty on your hip, and a few broken bones by the looks of it, we might jus' havuh forgo Auntie Clement's funeral and see to it that you get a proper burial yerself." "Show me what you got, cousinfuckers" "GIDDY-UP BROTHERS, WE GETTIN' PAID TODAY!" "YEEEEE YEEEEE" >All four of Blondie's trailer-trash goons leap from the vehicle, sporting MAGA hats and an assortment of shotguns and pistols >Duck behind the splintered tree as rounds begin to fly my in direction >Wince hard as a bullet lodges itself in my shoulder >Pinned down >Nowhere to go >They're closing in gottathinkfast.docx >Dig through my satchel frantically searching for a bottle of Dragon's Dream "Let's see how you like this" >Toss the bottle over my shoulder a few feet towards them >Rednecks can't resist the taste of high octane gasoline mixed with Tennessee Whiskey Wait for it... >Wait for it.. now.exe >Leap from behind the tree >All four of the filthy scum are hunched over the bottle, feverishly fighting for a sip >Blondie is leaned cooly against his truck, smoking a Marlboro red beneath his tan cowboy hat >Cast Igni on the lesser filth, sending a pyrokinetic burst from my palms and igniting the brown concoction in their hands >Their scorched bodies are sent flying a short distance They roll about in the mud, screaming in anguish and clawing at their burning faces as I stride confidently toward Blondie >'"YEEEEEE! YEEEEEEEEEE! YEEEeeeeee. yeeee. Ye" >He quickly turns to his truck and pulls out a fully decked out AR-15 >"Now now. S-stay back you motherfucker," he stammers >Continue forward >Shaking visibly, he racks the charging handle and points the rifle at me >"Stay back!" >Stop, chest pressed against the barrel of his gun >He pulls the trigger >click.mp3 >"W-what in heaven's name?" He sputters confusedly "Thirty-round mags don't work in California, dumbass" >A wave of sheer terror sweeps across Blondie's sun-bleached face >With a quick snap of the neck, he falls limp into the mud "Amateurs" Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)04:39:53 No.814541744 File: 711.jpg (95 KB, 612x612) >Gather what loot I can find along with an M9 pistol from one of the bodies Just like the one I used to carry years ago couldcomeinhandy.ppt >The adrenaline and Bud Light is wearing off >Pain begins to pulse throughout every fiber in my body >Exhausted >Bleeding >With immense effort, I make the short climb up to the 7/11 >Bell jingles as I stumble inside riingg.mp3 "Hello welcome to 7/11 open seven hours a day eleven days a we--Bund mara, holy fuck!" "Hey Rajeed," I gurgle, bleeding everywhere >"Ma chod, you are fucked up my friend!" >Fall into the arms of the small-framed punjabi as my world begins to spin > "Ar...I need... to get... to," I sputter with the last of the air in my lungs >"Ariz..." >"Do not worry my white-haired friend, I will take care of you" >"Zona..." >His black beady eyes are the last thing I see before my vision caves in >"My cousin drives an Uber" riinggg.mp3 KOH Anon is a witcher
Trailing: Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)04:34:27 No.814541547
 Urban Witcher: Chapter 2 Part 2
 >Before I can cringe, I'm sent sailing through the air at mach 1
 >Ears are ringing and I'm seeing red
 >Pretty sure my leg is--yep it's broken
 >Fuck
 >My armor seems to have taken the brunt of the blast, cracking a few ribs in the process
 >thankgodformedicare.jpg
 >Rain has stopped, and the sky has opened up a bit
 Wipe the blood from my eyes
 >Head is spinning as I use every ounce of energy to crawl to my feet
 >Pain shoots through my body like a lightning bolt as I shamble over to the blast crater
 >Discard my mangled chestpiece in the process
 >Support my weight against the trunk of the splintered tree
 >Stare down into the crater, about twenty feet in diameter
 >Below is the gore of the incel's lifeless body amidst a smattering of green pulp
 >Any tendies or GBP it was carrying are surely destroyed
 >trynottocry.mov
 Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)04:35:03 No.814541575
 File: yeeyee.jpg (87 KB, 360x360)
 >Lower myself into the crater to retrieve the incel's blockish head
 >Attach the proof of kill to my belt and begin wading my way back to the edge of the crater
 whydoismelldeisel.aav
 >Then I hear it
 The unmistakable sound of pistons slamming about a Cummins V8, barreling through the woods
 >"Fucking poachers"
 >lt's getting closer
 >Clamber out of the crater to see a thick cloud of black exhaust smoke trailing above the treetop
 Moments latera lifted red truck comes screaming out of the treeline, sporting confederate flags and barreling straight toward me
 >Stand my ground as the truck makes a sharp right turn and begins several wide donuts, kicking mud several feet into the air
 "YEE YEE," a redneck hollers from the back of the truck
 >The 4x4 comes to a halt
 >Door opens and the blond-haired driver drops down from the lifted cab, muddying his boots
 We stare expressionless at each other as he spits from his tobacco-lined mouth
 "Well, well. Lookie what we got ourselves here. A witcher!"
 >"Yeeee?" his meth-mouthed companions croon
 "What the hell are you doing this far west?" I groan through the pain
 >'"Well now, mister witcher..."
 >His face twists with a sly grin
 "Imight have to ask you that same question. Bein' as your KIND ain't welcome 'rOund these parts neither. Since the whole uhh... you
 know...incident"
 >'"That's none of your concern"
 'Ohhhhh so it isn't now is it?"
 >"You see cause we were just on our way to see Auntie Clement's funeral--God rest her soul'--when we heard the crackin' of a cold one 'bout
 a mile out and decided to come check it out."
 >knewthatwasabadidea.rar
 "And now. Seein' as you got a nice bounty on your hip, and a few broken bones by the looks of it, we might jus' havuh forgo Auntie Clement's
 funeral and see to it that you get a proper burial yerself."
 "Show me what you got, cousinfuckers"
 "GIDDY-UP BROTHERS, WE GETTIN' PAID TODAY!"
 "YEEEEE YEEEEE"
 >All four of Blondie's trailer-trash goons leap from the vehicle, sporting MAGA hats and an assortment of shotguns and pistols
 >Duck behind the splintered tree as rounds begin to fly my in direction
 >Wince hard as a bullet lodges itself in my shoulder
 >Pinned down
 >Nowhere to go
 >They're closing in
 gottathinkfast.docx
 >Dig through my satchel frantically searching for a bottle of Dragon's Dream
 "Let's see how you like this"
 >Toss the bottle over my shoulder a few feet towards them
 >Rednecks can't resist the taste of high octane gasoline mixed with Tennessee Whiskey
 Wait for it...
 >Wait for it..
 now.exe
 >Leap from behind the tree
 >All four of the filthy scum are hunched over the bottle, feverishly fighting for a sip
 >Blondie is leaned cooly against his truck, smoking a Marlboro red beneath his tan cowboy hat
 >Cast Igni on the lesser filth, sending a pyrokinetic burst from my palms and igniting the brown concoction in their hands
 >Their scorched bodies are sent flying a short distance
 They roll about in the mud, screaming in anguish and clawing at their burning faces as I stride confidently toward Blondie
 >'"YEEEEEE! YEEEEEEEEEE! YEEEeeeeee. yeeee. Ye"
 >He quickly turns to his truck and pulls out a fully decked out AR-15
 >"Now now. S-stay back you motherfucker," he stammers
 >Continue forward
 >Shaking visibly, he racks the charging handle and points the rifle at me
 >"Stay back!"
 >Stop, chest pressed against the barrel of his gun
 >He pulls the trigger
 >click.mp3
 >"W-what in heaven's name?" He sputters confusedly
 "Thirty-round mags don't work in California, dumbass"
 >A wave of sheer terror sweeps across Blondie's sun-bleached face
 >With a quick snap of the neck, he falls limp into the mud
 "Amateurs"
 Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)04:39:53 No.814541744
 File: 711.jpg (95 KB, 612x612)
 >Gather what loot I can find along with an M9 pistol from one of the
 bodies
 Just like the one I used to carry years ago
 couldcomeinhandy.ppt
 >The adrenaline and Bud Light is wearing off
 >Pain begins to pulse throughout every fiber in my body
 >Exhausted
 >Bleeding
 >With immense effort, I make the short climb up to the 7/11
 >Bell jingles as I stumble inside
 riingg.mp3
 "Hello welcome to 7/11 open seven hours a day eleven days a we--Bund mara, holy fuck!"
 "Hey Rajeed," I gurgle, bleeding everywhere
 >"Ma chod, you are fucked up my friend!"
 >Fall into the arms of the small-framed punjabi as my world begins to spin
 > "Ar...I need... to get... to," I sputter with the last of the air in my lungs
 >"Ariz..."
 >"Do not worry my white-haired friend, I will take care of you"
 >"Zona..."
 >His black beady eyes are the last thing I see before my vision caves in
 >"My cousin drives an Uber"
 riinggg.mp3
 KOH
Anon is a witcher

Anon is a witcher

Trailing: Anonymous 11/20/19(Wed)21:20:29 No.814515219 814518531 Who wants to hear the story how I single handedly got my school shut down for a month when I was in high school? This will be several posts so bump the thread if you are interested be me, sophomore a loner for the most part, have a few friends but they aren't that close ride bike everywhere my mom is preggo with a girl due in a few months dad is at worka lot (gets called in a lot so I get to spend actual time with him maybe once a week) one Saturday mom is having baby shower, dad is at work guess guys aren't allowed to be at baby showers mom gives me 40 bucks and tells me to go to the mall or movies and get food or whatever while she has the baby shower ride bike to mall, don't really know what to do walking around different stores, end up in Spencers looking at all the different gag toys when I see it >Ass spray spray a little in the air and smell putrid If you have never had the displeasure of smelling this stuff, imagine leaving a cooked egg and a massive wet shit in a jar for a good week and then opening it to take a wiff. It's horrible one of the worst smells I could think of >first thing that comes to my mind is weaponizing this stuff millions of ideas are flooding my head at once this is too good to not pass up >buy it >for once I couldn't wait for the weekend to end and go back to school >Monday, in first period class >l am wearing a long hoodie with my hand tucked into the sleeve, with my hand gently holding the spray bottle You have to be really cautious with this stuff. One mispray will leave your clothes wreaking with the stench. This stuff is no joke, it's really strong. I'm surprised you don't have to be 18 to buy it, thať's how powerful it is. just looking around the room waiting for an opportunity to spray something get a better idea >about a minute before class is over I nonchalantly walk by the door and give a single spray just one no one caught me >30 seconds later a kid from the back yells "Yo did someone rip ass? silently snicker more kids from the back smell it, then the middle, it eventually makes its way to the front everyone rushes to get out of the classroom a dude literally shoved a girl out of the way just to get out of class first >all of this from just one spray no one person should have the power to cause this much chaos, yet I posses this gift in the palm of my hand >the class incident spreads around school by lunch time >I get excited as I quietly eat my sandwich hearing some classmate talk about how awful the smell was >few days pass, I've been contemplating different uses for spray today was a rainy day >during lunch everyone packs into one of the buildings that has 2 floors bingo about 200 kids on the upper floor > was talking to one of my only friends, we were at the very end of the hallway >decide it's too crowded up here, we should move to the bottom floor >Ihaven't told him about the ass spray, I don't intend to not really close with anyone, can't trust him to keep a secret as we are walking down the hallway I'm cradling the spray in my hand tucked into my hoodie sleeve >As we are walking and talking I'm giving the occasional spray, no one is noticing >finally the commotion starts at the end of the hall where we started >it's quickly making its way towards us everyone is distracted, which gives me the opportunity to spray some more finally friend starts smelling it and covering his nose I play along and act like I'm disturbed as well at this point everyone is trying to rush downstairs >kids getting knocked over, everyone is screaming >teachers are coming out of their classrooms to assess the commotion >they obviously figure it out right away >friend is trying to get downstairs too >I'm just watching all the disorder I've created >fight off the urge to give an evil laugh next week talk of the smelly building dies down >perfect time to stir the pot over the weekend I bought a box of disposable gloves so stench doesn't stay on my hand >thinking of my next victim >at lunch hear Haliee and her friends class hottie but 10/10 bitch >typical doesn't show you any kindness unless you are a jock or as hot as her type >having typical popular girl discussion, basically just trash talking everyone that isn't her >time to ruin the one most important thing to her, her hair >take straw and some paper, run to bleachers and hide under them glove up and soak a paper wad with the spray shove it into the straw, use a twig to get it into the middle toss gloves, run back over to tables >her back is facing me, quickly launch spitball to her hair it rests just perfectly into her hair gave it about a minute >"did one of you fart?" the girls get up and move, but the smell is attached to Hailee they find out the smell is coming from her >specifically her hair >Hailee starts crying everyone noticing commotion, they make comments on her hair she runs to bathroom crying and embarrassed she's now known as the girl who doesn't wash her hair >tfw you disrupt the social hierarchy of your class with one spitball was fond of the spitball idea, use that several more times over the next week >landed it in people's hoodies and backpacks, they all would eventually notice the smell >it's like a discrete projectile fartbomb >this stuff is so strong, it was like engaging in chemical warfare one lunch I notice Bryce >Hailee was an angel compared to this meathead >football player, huge bully, specifically made nasty comments towards kids with known disabilities right in earshot it's a Friday night, home game tonight perfect time to test out my new device. same concept as the spitballs, but I poured some of the spray in a squirt gun >if one spray can clear out a room, imagine soaking someone's clothes in it luckily I also know where his locker is >I don't even need to break in, the lockers have little holes like pic related right after school I run to the locker room all his football gear is in there. Pads, pants, and jersey pull out the squirt gun and unload over every piece of gear I can hit >I go until there is nothing in the squirt gun >the smell is leaking out of the locker already put squirt gun in plastic bag, back in backpack to conceal smell >this all went down in the span of maybe 45 seconds, I got in and out quickly game starts in 2 hours, better go get a ticket to the game and enjoy the show is about to start game unfortunately I don't know what the reaction was in the locker room, but I know he isn't going to get the smell off before the game visiting team is already on the field cheerleaders and pep squad doing their thing >finally our team comes running out Bryce is trailing about 10 feet behind the rest of the team >my biggest regret this night is not recording the game >kick off, visiting teams ball Bryce tackles the immediately shoves Bryce off him Ref runs over to give a penalty, gives Bryce a nasty look >I shit you not, I swear I lip read from the ref "you smell like shit" >I'm giggling in the stands like a weirdo Game continues, eventually we have the ball Bryce is going guy behind him is crouched down with Bryce, maybe 2 feet away from him >I must have squirted his pants thoroughly >He's delaying from calling the hike He stands up, takes his helmet off and vomits right on the field crowd is disgusted Iwas dying from laughter Game gets delayed while the field gets cleaned up coach benches Bryce guy hike the ball >The team and cheerleaders don't even want to be near him Eventually coach kicks Bryce out the game and into the locker room to change crowd is confused as hell meanwhile I'm sitting in the stands proud to be the one who ruined that bully's reputation also we lost the game >after the squirt gun incident, I was out of the spray, so I ordered 2 bottles online >the chemical attacks would be put on hold until they ship >that following Monday, everyone knows what happened >He is humiliated. His football friends hate him, girls don't even want to talk to him, no one can let him live down what happened >he sits by himself now >I so wish I had friends to tell, but it's better this way >anyone who knows could reveal my identity >over the next week everyone is talking about the smells potentially being a prank my name is never dropped, I'm way too under the radar or so they think >they all suspect someone popular doing this since it has mostly been cool kids getting hit >this needs to go down as a legend at this school, but I need a name fart boy nah, lame >sinister stink getting better >no no, I got it "Shit Storm" >from this day forward, Shit Storm will haunt the school. Shit Storm strikes when you least expect it >just in the knick of time, 2 fresh bottles of ass spray just came in the mail >I'm spreading the word of Shit Storm through several random chemical attacks During lunch while no one was looking, I'd open their backpacks and spray a few times >l'd go to the locker room while it was empty and spray someone's clothes (not to the extent I hit Bryce with) >if people left their hoodies unattended, you guessed it >l prewrote a bunch of hand written notes that I'd leave with every single person >"You've Been Nose Punched By The Cynical Shit Storm >It doesn't take long for word to spread >It's even caught wind with the faculty and teachers We get an announcement on the speakers one day from the principal to paraphrase "who ever is making the entire school smell, when you are caught you will be punished to the full extent of our school code that won't stop me >the reign of Shit Storm has only begun After that announcement, ease up on all the attacks not because I was scared, no no because homecoming was on its way of course, it was all part of the plan >I had to put everyone at a state of ease, make them feel like the prank was over oh no, this is just the calm before the (shit) Storm >I went ahead and purchased 10 bottles of Ass Spray here was the plan >I knew exactly where the ventilators for the auditorium were, where the homecoming was being held during lunch the Friday before homecoming, I walk into the room with the ventil ators, tied a shoe lace around the doorknob, and hid an old backpack with an old scream mask for Halloween I used years ago and a change of clothes (hoodie, jeans, old running shoes) >l also hid a wire hanger in the indoor bleachers >This will come into play later >In total I had 11 and a half bottles of the spray get 10 plastic bags and 10 old socks put the socks in the bags, dump an entire bottle of ass spray per bag. >they were completely soaked in the spray. I straight up almost vomited during this part from the concentrated smell of ass. Seal the bags, those all go into a Fanny pack as well as some extra rubber gloves and the remaining botle and a half of spray >The planning over, now to carry on with the execution It's the night of homecoming >lgot my suit on with my fanny pack tucked in >I get in, the place is packed with people from all grades >probably around 400 people get into the bleachers, grab my hanger >thankful no one moved it walk outside the back exit, vwalk over to the door with ventilators inside it's locked, as expected untwist the hanger so it's one long hook shove it under the move it around and twist it a couple times yank it out, the shoelace was raveled around the hook >pull the shoelace, opening the door from the inside get in and close the door >hard part is over since the door is locked from the outside, I can take my time executing this next part change over my clothes to my hoodie and mask >take all the socks out of their bags and have them all ready in the fanny pack on my side god the stench is putrid gather everything into the backpack, including hanger and shoelace glove up and get the remainder bottles of ass spray out >l pour them right into the ventilators it'll take a minute to hit only one more step of the plan >I step out the ventilator room and am outside the back of the auditorium, wearing my hoodie, mask, and backpack my fanny pack is open with my socks >take a deep breath >It's time to run like hell >I charged in there like a maniac >throwing the smelly socks as I was running across the auditorium >it was a 2 front attack, by air and ground both executed by me everyone was scared seeing a guy in a hoodie and bloody scream mask sprinting towards them would scare anyone >I wasn't so much aiming for people as I was spreading the socks to maximize stink although the socks were dripping wet, I'm sure people were getting sprayed by the wet socks getting tossed around >I throw my last sock and charge out of there as quick as possible >the adrenaline was real, it felt like I was in there for maybe 5 minutes, couldn't have been longer than 20-30 seconds in reality >as I was running out I heard everyone going apeshit over the smell >l couldn't stay for the after math, I couldn't afford getting caught as I'm running away from the school I'm taking off everything and shoving it into different peoples trash cans >I ran 3 miles back home, I've never felt a thrill like that sneak inside, hop in shower >I check Facebook and see people from school posting about what happened >"Shit Storm just ruined our homecoming" >'T just had to trash my suit because of Shit Storm" >"thank you for making homecoming interesting, Shit Storm" School had to close down for a month so they can get rid of the stench >two weeks we had off, other two we had to get portable classrooms apparently those ventilators also leaked into the classes >made the school news, someone "anonymously" said I ruined high school for them (99% certain it was Bryce) >Junior year >Shit Storm was more of a vigilante at this point, I'd hit kids who I deemed deserved it >Bryce is trying to make his way up the food chain by bullying again sad enough it was working. He was making girls laugh and he's socializing with all the cool kids again this time I was going to hit home for him >literally At this point Bryce had a car spoiled fuck after school took note of the car he drove >knew the general area he lived in but not the exact house ride around with my bike until I found it shit is about to hit the fan >I had no classes with Bryce this year so he wouldn't notice if I took a day off school >dumb meathead left his window cracked, thinks living on the second story wouldn't matter >Shit Storm has already established he can hit you from above >actually offended homecoming didn't leave that impression on him >after him and parents leave, I climb on roof and open his window obviously using rubber gloves to not leave fingerprints >spray the fuck out of everything in his room clothes, bed, pillow, closet >saw his cat chilling on his night stand just observing spray the fuck out of his cat >l go home and play Xbox for the rest of the day next day at school I hear the news >"SHIT STORM GOT HIS CAT" >kekles ride my bike by his house after school >2 vans with professional cleaners parked outside his house The Legend of Shit Storm, straight from /b/
Trailing: Anonymous 11/20/19(Wed)21:20:29 No.814515219
 814518531
 Who wants to hear the story how I single handedly got my school shut down for a month when I was in high school? This will be several posts so bump the thread if you are interested
 be me, sophomore
 a loner for the most part, have a few friends but they aren't that close
 ride bike everywhere
 my mom is preggo with a girl due in a few months
 dad is at worka lot (gets called in a lot so I get to spend actual time with him maybe once a week)
 one Saturday mom is having baby shower, dad is at work
 guess guys aren't allowed to be at baby showers
 mom gives me 40 bucks and tells me to go to the mall or movies and get food or whatever while she has the baby shower
 ride bike to mall, don't really know what to do
 walking around different stores, end up in Spencers
 looking at all the different gag toys when I see it
 >Ass spray
 spray a little in the air and smell
 putrid
 If you have never had the displeasure of smelling this stuff, imagine leaving a cooked egg and a massive wet shit in a jar for a good week and then opening it to take a wiff. It's horrible
 one of the worst smells I could think of
 >first thing that comes to my mind is weaponizing this stuff
 millions of ideas are flooding my head at once
 this is too good to not pass up
 >buy it
 >for once I couldn't wait for the weekend to end and go back to school
 >Monday, in first period class
 >l am wearing a long hoodie with my hand tucked into the sleeve, with my hand gently holding the spray bottle
 You have to be really cautious with this stuff. One mispray will leave your clothes wreaking with the stench. This stuff is no joke, it's really strong. I'm surprised you don't have to be 18 to buy it, thať's how powerful it is.
 just looking around the room waiting for an opportunity to spray something
 get a better idea
 >about a minute before class is over I nonchalantly walk by the door and give a single spray
 just one
 no one caught me
 >30 seconds later a kid from the back yells "Yo did someone rip ass?
 silently snicker
 more kids from the back smell it, then the middle, it eventually makes its way to the front
 everyone rushes to get out of the classroom
 a dude literally shoved a girl out of the way just to get out of class first
 >all of this from just one spray
 no one person should have the power to cause this much chaos, yet I posses this gift in the palm of my hand
 >the class incident spreads around school by lunch time
 >I get excited as I quietly eat my sandwich hearing some classmate talk about how awful the smell was
 >few days pass, I've been contemplating different uses for spray
 today was a rainy day
 >during lunch everyone packs into one of the buildings that has 2 floors
 bingo
 about 200 kids on the upper floor
 > was talking to one of my only friends, we were at the very end of the hallway
 >decide it's too crowded up here, we should move to the bottom floor
 >Ihaven't told him about the ass spray, I don't intend to
 not really close with anyone, can't trust him to keep a secret
 as we are walking down the hallway I'm cradling the spray in my hand tucked into my hoodie sleeve
 >As we are walking and talking I'm giving the occasional spray, no one is noticing
 >finally the commotion starts at the end of the hall where we started
 >it's quickly making its way towards us
 everyone is distracted, which gives me the opportunity to spray some more
 finally friend starts smelling it and covering his nose
 I play along and act like I'm disturbed as well
 at this point everyone is trying to rush downstairs
 >kids getting knocked over, everyone is screaming
 >teachers are coming out of their classrooms to assess the commotion
 >they obviously figure it out right away
 >friend is trying to get downstairs too
 >I'm just watching all the disorder I've created
 >fight off the urge to give an evil laugh
 next week
 talk of the smelly building dies down
 >perfect time to stir the pot
 over the weekend I bought a box of disposable gloves so stench doesn't stay on my hand
 >thinking of my next victim
 >at lunch hear Haliee and her friends
 class hottie but 10/10 bitch
 >typical doesn't show you any kindness unless you are a jock or as hot as her type
 >having typical popular girl discussion, basically just trash talking everyone that isn't her
 >time to ruin the one most important thing to her, her hair
 >take straw and some paper, run to bleachers and hide under them
 glove up and soak a paper wad with the spray
 shove it into the straw, use a twig to get it into the middle
 toss gloves, run back over to tables
 >her back is facing me, quickly launch spitball to her hair
 it rests just perfectly into her hair
 gave it about a minute
 >"did one of you fart?"
 the girls get up and move, but the smell is attached to Hailee
 they find out the smell is coming from her
 >specifically her hair
 >Hailee starts crying
 everyone noticing commotion, they make comments on her hair
 she runs to bathroom crying and embarrassed
 she's now known as the girl who doesn't wash her hair
 >tfw you disrupt the social hierarchy of your class with one spitball
 was fond of the spitball idea, use that several more times over the next week
 >landed it in people's hoodies and backpacks, they all would eventually notice the smell
 >it's like a discrete projectile fartbomb
 >this stuff is so strong, it was like engaging in chemical warfare
 one lunch I notice Bryce
 >Hailee was an angel compared to this meathead
 >football player, huge bully, specifically made nasty comments towards kids with known disabilities right in earshot
 it's a Friday night, home game tonight
 perfect time to test out my new device.
 same concept as the spitballs, but I poured some of the spray in a squirt gun
 >if one spray can clear out a room, imagine soaking someone's clothes in it
 luckily I also know where his locker is
 >I don't even need to break in, the lockers have little holes like pic related
 right after school I run to the locker room
 all his football gear is in there. Pads, pants, and jersey
 pull out the squirt gun and unload over every piece of gear I can hit
 >I go until there is nothing in the squirt gun
 >the smell is leaking out of the locker already
 put squirt gun in plastic bag, back in backpack to conceal smell
 >this all went down in the span of maybe 45 seconds, I got in and out quickly
 game starts in 2 hours, better go get a ticket to the game and enjoy the show
 is about to start
 game
 unfortunately I don't know what the reaction was in the locker room, but I know he isn't going to get the smell off before the game
 visiting team is already on the field
 cheerleaders and pep squad doing their thing
 >finally our team comes running out
 Bryce is trailing about 10 feet behind the rest of the team
 >my biggest regret this night is not recording the game
 >kick off, visiting teams ball
 Bryce tackles the
 immediately shoves Bryce off him
 Ref runs over to give a penalty, gives Bryce a nasty look
 >I shit you not, I swear I lip read from the ref "you smell like shit"
 >I'm giggling in the stands like a weirdo
 Game continues, eventually we have the ball
 Bryce is going
 guy behind him is crouched down with Bryce, maybe 2 feet away from him
 >I must have squirted his pants thoroughly
 >He's delaying from calling the hike
 He stands up, takes his helmet off and vomits right on the field
 crowd is disgusted
 Iwas dying from laughter
 Game gets delayed while the field gets cleaned up
 coach benches Bryce
 guy
 hike the ball
 >The team and cheerleaders don't even want to be near him
 Eventually coach kicks Bryce out the game and into the locker room to change
 crowd is confused as hell
 meanwhile I'm sitting in the stands proud to be the one who ruined that bully's reputation
 also we lost the game
 >after the squirt gun incident, I was out of the spray, so I ordered 2 bottles online
 >the chemical attacks would be put on hold until they ship
 >that following Monday, everyone knows what happened
 >He is humiliated. His football friends hate him, girls don't even want to talk to him, no one can let him live down what happened
 >he sits by himself now
 >I so wish I had friends to tell, but it's better this way
 >anyone who knows could reveal my identity
 >over the next week everyone is talking about the smells potentially being a prank
 my name is never dropped, I'm way too under the radar
 or so they think
 >they all suspect someone popular doing this since it has mostly been cool kids getting hit
 >this needs to go down as a legend at this school, but I need a name
 fart boy
 nah, lame
 >sinister stink
 getting better
 >no no, I got it
 "Shit Storm"
 >from this day forward, Shit Storm will haunt the school. Shit Storm strikes when you least expect it
 >just in the knick of time, 2 fresh bottles of ass spray just came in the mail
 >I'm spreading the word of Shit Storm through several random chemical attacks
 During lunch while no one was looking, I'd open their backpacks and spray a few times
 >l'd go to the locker room while it was empty and spray someone's clothes (not to the extent I hit Bryce with)
 >if people left their hoodies unattended, you guessed it
 >l prewrote a bunch of hand written notes that I'd leave with every single person
 >"You've Been Nose Punched By The Cynical Shit Storm
 >It doesn't take long for word to spread
 >It's even caught wind with the faculty and teachers
 We get an announcement on the speakers one day from the principal
 to paraphrase "who ever is making the entire school smell, when you are caught you will be punished to the full extent of our school code
 that won't stop me
 >the reign of Shit Storm has only begun
 After that announcement, ease up on all the attacks
 not because I was scared, no no
 because homecoming was on its way
 of course, it was all part of the plan
 >I had to put everyone at a state of ease, make them feel like the prank was over
 oh no, this is just the calm before the (shit) Storm
 >I went ahead and purchased 10 bottles of Ass Spray
 here was the plan
 >I knew exactly where the ventilators for the auditorium were, where the homecoming was being held
 during lunch the Friday before homecoming, I walk into the room with the ventil ators, tied a shoe lace around the doorknob, and hid an old backpack with an old scream mask for Halloween I used years ago and a change of clothes
 (hoodie, jeans, old running shoes)
 >l also hid a wire hanger in the indoor bleachers
 >This will come into play later
 >In total I had 11 and a half bottles of the spray
 get 10 plastic bags and 10 old socks
 put the socks in the bags, dump an entire bottle of ass spray per bag.
 >they were completely soaked in the spray. I straight up almost vomited during this part from the concentrated smell of ass.
 Seal the bags, those all go into a Fanny pack as well as some extra rubber gloves and the remaining botle and a half of spray
 >The planning
 over, now to carry on with the execution
 It's the night of homecoming
 >lgot my suit on with my fanny pack tucked in
 >I get in, the place is packed with people from all grades
 >probably around 400 people
 get into the bleachers, grab my hanger
 >thankful no one moved it
 walk outside the back exit, vwalk over to the door with ventilators inside
 it's locked, as expected
 untwist the hanger so it's one long hook
 shove it under the
 move it around and twist it a couple times
 yank it out, the shoelace was raveled around the hook
 >pull the shoelace, opening the door from the inside
 get in and close the door
 >hard part is over
 since the door is locked from the outside, I can take my time executing this next part
 change over my clothes to my hoodie and mask
 >take all the socks out of their bags and have them all ready in the fanny pack on my side
 god the stench is putrid
 gather everything into the backpack, including hanger and shoelace
 glove up and get the remainder bottles of ass spray out
 >l pour them right into the ventilators
 it'll take a minute to hit
 only one more step of the plan
 >I step out the ventilator room and am outside the back of the auditorium, wearing my hoodie, mask, and backpack
 my fanny pack is open with my socks
 >take a deep breath
 >It's time to run like hell
 >I charged in there like a maniac
 >throwing the smelly socks as I was running across the auditorium
 >it was a 2 front attack, by air and ground
 both executed by me
 everyone was scared
 seeing a guy in a hoodie and bloody scream mask sprinting towards them would scare anyone
 >I wasn't so much aiming for people as I was spreading the socks to maximize stink
 although the socks were dripping wet, I'm sure people were getting sprayed by the wet socks getting tossed around
 >I throw my last sock and charge out of there as quick as possible
 >the adrenaline was real, it felt like I was in there for maybe 5 minutes, couldn't have been longer than 20-30 seconds in reality
 >as I was running out I heard everyone going apeshit over the smell
 >l couldn't stay for the after math, I couldn't afford getting caught
 as I'm running away from the school I'm taking off everything and shoving it into different peoples trash cans
 >I ran 3 miles back home, I've never felt a thrill like that
 sneak inside, hop in shower
 >I check Facebook and see people from school posting about what happened
 >"Shit Storm just ruined our homecoming"
 >'T just had to trash my suit because of Shit Storm"
 >"thank you for making homecoming interesting, Shit Storm"
 School had to close down for a month so they can get rid of the stench
 >two weeks we had off, other two we had to get portable classrooms
 apparently those ventilators also leaked into the classes
 >made the school news, someone "anonymously" said I ruined high school for them (99% certain it was Bryce)
 >Junior year
 >Shit Storm was more of a vigilante at this point, I'd hit kids who I deemed deserved it
 >Bryce is trying to make his way up the food chain by bullying again
 sad enough it was working. He was making girls laugh and he's socializing with all the cool kids again
 this time I was going to hit home for him
 >literally
 At this point Bryce had a car
 spoiled fuck
 after school took note of the car he drove
 >knew the general area he lived in but not the exact house
 ride around with my bike until I found it
 shit is about to hit the fan
 >I had no classes with Bryce this year so he wouldn't notice if I took a day off school
 >dumb meathead left his window cracked, thinks living on the second story wouldn't matter
 >Shit Storm has already established he can hit you from above
 >actually offended homecoming didn't leave that impression on him
 >after him and parents leave, I climb on roof and open his window
 obviously using rubber gloves to not leave fingerprints
 >spray the fuck out of everything in his room
 clothes, bed, pillow, closet
 >saw his cat chilling on his night stand just observing
 spray the fuck out of his cat
 >l go home and play Xbox for the rest of the day
 next day at school I hear the news
 >"SHIT STORM GOT HIS CAT"
 >kekles
 ride my bike by his house after school
 >2 vans with professional cleaners parked outside his house
The Legend of Shit Storm, straight from /b/

The Legend of Shit Storm, straight from /b/

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 COLUMN ONE
 A Bollywood upstart's
 rise to king of YouTube
 АВо
 slickly produced Hindi music videos
 replete with thumping bass and bare
 skin.
 BY SHASHANK BENGALI
 REPORTING FROM MUMBAI, INDIA
 The two operations traded the lead
 for weeks. On March 31, trailing by about
 100,000 subscribers, Kjellberg posted a
 diss track called "Congratulations"- a
 four-minuterap video that included a
 line about Indians having "poo-poo in
 their brains."
 ewDiePie was in trouble.
 The snarky Swedish internet
 sensation, whose real name is
 Felix Kjellberg, had long held
 the distinction of having the
 most subscribers on YouTube. Now he
 was about to be dethroned.
 He complained to his "9-Year-Old
 Army"-the youthful audience that
 devours clips of him playing video
 and cracking off-colorjokes-that a new
 contender was piling up subscribers at
 an unprecedented rate.
 The threat was an Indian production
 company called T-Series, whose 29
 YouTube channels feature thousands of
 T-Series persuaded a court to block
 the video in India on the grounds that it
 was racist, and a few weeks later surged
 into a commanding lead. It now boasts
 118 million subscribers, 16 million more
 than Kjellberg.
 "It was a childish war, but it helped
 us," said Neeraj Kalyan, the company's
 president. "Now people all over the world
 games
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On the front page of the biggest newspaper in LA, the LA Times.

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At least I am not being tracked

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My friend forwarded a paragraph sent by a complete stranger...

Trailing: Circumstances leading up to the 25 July Presidential phone call IV Beginning in late March 2019, a series of articles appeared in an online publication called The Hill. In these articles, several Ukrainian officials-most notably, Prosecutor General Yuriy Lutsenko-made a series of allegations against other Ukrainian officials and current and former U.S. officials. Mr. Lutsenko and his colleagues alleged, inter alia: Sytnyk Yovanovitch Anticorruption Bureau US Ambassador that they possessed evidence that Ukrainian officials-namely, Head of the National Anticorruption Bureau of Ukraine Artem Sytnyk and Member of Parliament Serhiy Leshchenko-had "interfered" in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, allegedly in collaboration with the DNC and the U.S. Embassy in Kyiv;5 that the U.S. Embassy in Kyiv-specifically, U.S. Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, who had criticized Mr. Lutsenko's organization for its poor record on fighting corruption- had allegedly obstructed Ukrainian law enforcement agencies' pursuit of corruption cases, including by providing a "do not prosecute" list, and had blocked Ukrainian prosecutors from traveling to the United States expressly to prevent them from delivering their "evidence" about the 2016 U.S. election; and that former Vice President Biden had pressured former Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko in 2016 to fire then Ukrainian Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin in order to Lutsenko Leshchenko Prosecutor General Ukraine PM President Zelenskyy Poroshenko quash a purported criminal probe into Burisma Holdings, a Ukrainian energy company on whose board the former Vice President's son, Hunter, sat. Ukraine President Fmr. President In several public comments,8 Mr. Lutsenko also stated that he wished to communicate directly with Attorney General Barr on these matters.9 Epstein The allegations by Mr. Lutsenko came on the eve of the first round of Ukraine's presidential election on 31 March. By that time, Mr. Lutsenko's political patron, President Poroshenko, was trailing Mr. Zelenskyy in the polls and appeared likely to be defeated. Mr. Zelenskyy had made known his desire to replace Mr. Lutsenko as Prosecutor General. On 21 April, Mr. Poroshenko lost the runoff to Mr. Zelenskyy by a landslide. See Enclosure for additional information Shokin All this is a distraction Fmr. Prosecutor General from the fact that the people in power were having sex with kids. Quick breakdown of the Whistleblower report
Trailing: Circumstances leading up to the 25 July Presidential phone call
 IV
 Beginning in late March 2019, a series of articles appeared in an online publication called
 The Hill. In these articles, several Ukrainian officials-most notably, Prosecutor General Yuriy
 Lutsenko-made a series of allegations against other Ukrainian officials and current and former
 U.S. officials. Mr. Lutsenko and his colleagues alleged, inter alia:
 Sytnyk
 Yovanovitch
 Anticorruption Bureau
 US Ambassador
 that they possessed evidence that Ukrainian officials-namely, Head of the National
 Anticorruption Bureau of Ukraine Artem Sytnyk and Member of Parliament Serhiy
 Leshchenko-had "interfered" in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, allegedly in
 collaboration with the DNC and the U.S. Embassy in Kyiv;5
 that the U.S. Embassy in Kyiv-specifically, U.S. Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, who
 had criticized Mr. Lutsenko's organization for its poor record on fighting corruption-
 had allegedly obstructed Ukrainian law enforcement agencies' pursuit of corruption
 cases, including by providing a "do not prosecute" list, and had blocked Ukrainian
 prosecutors from traveling to the United States expressly to prevent them from delivering
 their "evidence" about the 2016 U.S. election; and
 that former Vice President Biden had pressured former Ukrainian President Petro
 Poroshenko in 2016 to fire then Ukrainian Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin in order to
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 election on 31 March. By that time, Mr. Lutsenko's political patron, President Poroshenko, was
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Quick breakdown of the Whistleblower report

Quick breakdown of the Whistleblower report

Trailing: LET'S SAY YOU'VE GONE BACK IN TIME. FIRST, WE NEED SOME UNITS, BUT NO BIGGIE. THE EXACT ON EARTH AND YOU CAN READ ENGUSH. SO FAR, SO GOOD. BUT HOW CAN YOU BUILD ALL THE AMENITIES OF YOUR CLOTHING HAS THIS ONE SECOND. GOOD TO KNOW. A METER IS DEFINED IN TERMS OF TOMORROW WHEN YOURE STUCK IN THE PAST? COVERED.UGHT, BUT IF YOU CAN'T MEASURE IT ACCURATELY, THE LENGTH OF A PENDULUM THAT TAKES ONE SECOND TO FROM END-TO-END WILL DO THE TRICK. PENDULUMS TEND TO TAKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME TO SWING REGARDLESS OF HOW HIGH YOU START THEM OFF, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. PRETTY NEAT, FIGHT GALILEO DISCOVERED THAT, BUT WHATEVER TAKE THE CREDIT. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WATCH, A SECOND IS ABOUT HOW LONGIT TAKES YOU TO SAY "ONE MISSISSIPPT. AND A GRAM IS- PRETTY MUCH THE WEIGHT OF ONE CENTIMETER CUBED OF WATER FLIGHT: LEADING EDGE ANGLE OF HEAVIER-THAN-AIR FLIGHT ATTACK RELATIVE WIND THE WING TOOK A LONG TIME TO FIGURE OUT AEROFOILS ARE OBJECTS SHAPED SUCH THAT AIR ABOVE THEM PROGRESSES FASTER THAN AIR MOVING BENEATH THEM GERMS SPREAD DISEASE. AND THEY CAN LIVE BASICALLY ANYWHERE. FIGHT THEM WITH HYGIENE AND ANTIBIOTICS. WASH TO KEEP YOURSELF AND THOSE AROUND YOU CLEAN. MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS SHOULD BE CLEANED IN BOILING WATER STEAM WORKS ON THINGS THAT CAN'T BE WASHED. THE HEALTH: WOO JUST REMEMBER TRAILING EDGE BEST ANTIBIOTIC IS PENICILLIN THE MOLD PENICILLUM NOTATUM, FOUND ON SLOWER MOVING AIR HAS MORE PRESSURE SO THERE IS A NET UPWARDS POOD ITS NOREDIBLY EFFECTVE AT STOPPING INFECTION, AND WORKS BY PREVENTING OTHER BACTERIA FROM MAKING NEW CELL WALLS AND REPRODOCNG. TLL USHER IN A NEW AGE OF ANTIBIOTICS. TAKE THE CREDIT.IF THE PENICILLUM MOLD IS UNKoNOWN, LOOK FOR MOLDS ON FOODS THAT, WHEN VIEWED UNDER A MICROSCOPE, LOOK LIKE CRAZY HANDS ON LONG STALKS VIRUSES SPREAD DISEASE, BUT UNLIKE GERMS, CAN'T REPRODUCE ON THEIR OWN. THEY RELY ON HOST CELLS TO REPRODUCE. FIGHT THEM WITH VACCINATION, WHICH ALLOWS THE BODY TO PRODUCE FORCE ATTACH AN AEROFOIL OF SUFFICIENT SIZE TO A MACHINE CAPABLE OF MOVING TSELF FORWARD FAST ENOUGH AND IT WILL FLY YOU CAN MAKE A PLANE BY ATTACHING TWO AEROFOILS TO A CENTRAL BODY ADD FLAPS AT THE TRAILING EDGE AND YOU CAN CONTROL WHERE IT GOES THERE'S YOUR PENICILLUM HEAT MILK TOJUST BELOW ITS WON'T CURDLE, AND 99.909 % OF THE BUGS IN IT WILL BE KILLED. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST INVENTED PASTEURIZATION. A MOVING ELECTRIC FIELD PRODUCES MAGNETISM, AND WRAP COPPER WIRE AROUND AN IRON CORE AND RUN TECHNOLOGY: BOIUNG PONT: IT w ANTIBODIES THAT FIGHT A GIVEN VIRUS BEFORE IT EVEN SHOWS UP MAKE A VACCINE BY GROWING A CULTURE AND THEN HEATING IT: THE TEACH HEAT WILL KOLL THE VIRUS, AND THER DEAD SHELLS ARE ENQUGH TO TEACH THE BODY TO FIGHT, WEAKER STRAINS ALSO VACCINATE, YOURE PROBABLY ww.mo VICE VERSA ELECTRICITY THROUGH IT, AND YOU'VE GOT AN GOOD FOR MOST DISEASES, BUT OUR GENERATION WAS THE FIRST TO GROW aow AND ELECTROMAGNET DON'T HAVE ANY ELECTRICIITY? PUT A MAGNET ON A WATER WHEEL AND PUT YOURS COPPER-WRAPPED IRON BESIDE THE WHEEL, AND HEY PRESTO, YOURE CONVERTING MECHANICAL ENERGY INTO ELECTRICITY. DON'T HAVE ANY MAGNETSS? HEAT IRON TO GET A VERY WEAK ONE, LOOK FOR BLACK GRAINS IN BEACH SANDS THAT STICK TOGETHER OR EXAMINE THE SITES OF LIGHTNING STRIKES FOR MAGNETIC LODESTONES RUN ELECTRICITTY THROUGH TUNGSTEN TO GET MIRACULOUS TREATMENT. FORGET BANTING AND BEST. TAKE THE CREDIT THE LIGHTBULB. RUN ELECTRICITY BACK AND FORTH ALONG A WIRE WITH ENOUGH POWER AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADIO WHEN A RADIO WAVE INTERACTS WITH A RECEMING ANTENNA, THE EXACT SAME ELECTRICAL CHARGE CAN BE RECOVERED. INFORMATION CAN BE ENCODED IN TWO WAYS: IN THE CHARGE OF THE ELECTRICITY HGHER CURRENT PRODUCES A HIGHER AMPLITUDE WAVE) OR IN THE FREQUENCY OF THE ELECTRICAL REVERSALS UP WITHOUT SMALLPOX COWPOX ARE SPOTS FOUND ON COW UDDERS, AND IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO VACCINATE YOU WHILE BEING WEAK ENOUGH NOT TO KILL YOU. SPEAKING OF NOT BEING KILLED, DIABETES IS CHARACTERIZED BY S CHARACTI FREQUENT URINATION, EXTREME THIRST OR HUNGER AND/OR EXTREME WEIGHT LOSS. WITHOUT TREATMENT IT'S FATAL, BUT INSULIN CAN BE EXTRACTED FROM THE PANCREAS OF DOGS AND PIGS BY TYING A STRING AROUND THE PANCREATIC DUCT. INJECT THIS EXTRACT AND IT WILL ACT AS A DON'T FORGET THE BASIC BLOCKS OF MATTER CHEMISTRY: BUILDING ATOMS. ATOMS CONSIST OFA NUCLEUS AT THE CORE MADE OUT OF NEUTRALLY-CHARGED NEUTRONS AND PROTONS NEGATIVELY CHARGED ELECTRONS. AN ATOM WITH THE SAME O PROTON POSITIVELY-CHARGED SURROUNDED AMPLITUDE DECAY IN TRANSIT SEND OUT HIGH-FREQUENGY NUMBER OF ELECTRONS AND N O6 NEGATIVE CHARGE. THE NUMBER OF PROTONS FM IS MORE RESISTANT TO OTHERWISE IT WILL HAVE A POSITMEO SELECTRICALLY NEUTRAL IN AN ATOM DETERMINE WHICH ELEMENT IT IS FOR OUR PURPOSES THE MOST USEFUL WAVES AND MEASURE HOW AND WHEN THEY BOUNCE BACK AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADAR DO THE SAME WITH SOUND AND OH MAN: SONAR MOUNT A MAGNET SO IT CAN MOVE ONES ARE HYDROGEN H WITH 1 PROTON, CARBON C WITH 6, NITROGENN WITH 7. AND FREELY, AND YOU'VE INVENTED THE COMPASS ARE YOU CYGEN O WITH 8. WATER IS MADE OF HYDROGEN AND OKYGEN Hg0 KRAZY GLUE IS CEHTNO2 TAKING THE CREDIT? POLARIS (THE NORTH STAR JUST ABOUT BRIGHTEST ONE IN THE SAY, AND IT'S NEAR THE BIG DIPPER MEASURE HOW YOURE A WOMAN AND YOU SWALLOW PROGESTERONE YOU WON'T OVLLATE A GOOD SYNTHETIC HIGH UP IT APPEARS TO BE. AND THAT ANGLE IS YOUR LATITUDE. QUARTZ CRYSTALS ARE SUBSTITUTE. ALUMINUM USED TO BE MORE VALUABLE THAN GREAT RUN SOME CURRENT THROUGH THEM AND THEYLL CHANGE SHAPE STOP THE COLD DEPENDING ON WHEN YOU ARE, IT STLL 6, EXTRACT IT CURRENT AND THEYLL RESUME THEIR SHAPE, AND THEYLL GENERATE ELECTRICITY WITH A FROM BOCKS BY DISSOLVING THEM IN MOLTEN CRYOLITE AND VERY PRECISE FREQUENCY AS THEY DO 80. YOU CAN USE THIS TO BUILD PRECISION BLNNING CURRENT THROUGH IT YOULL FIND CRYOUTE IN CLOCKS NICE WITH THESE CLOCKS. YOU CAN DETERMINE LONGITUDE JUST SET YOUR GREENLAND, LATITUDE 61.2 LONGITUDE 48.16 LOOK FOR CLOCK TO LONDON TIME, TAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LONDON NOON AND LOCAL GLASSY WHITE CRYSTALS. ATOMS CAN BE SPUT, WHICH NOON, AND THAT'S HOW FAR AWAY FROM THE PRME MERIDIAN YOU ARE. HEY THAT S RELEASES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ENERGY AND LONGITUDE RIGHT THERE THAT WAS EASY. THAT DESERVES SOME CREDIT IF YOURE IN RADIATION ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYED, 1714, THE BRTISH HAVE A C20,000 PRIZE UP FOR A SIMPLE WAY TO CALCULATE LONGITUDE. JUST CONVERTED, REMEMBER EINSTEIN ENERGY IS MASS OTHER FUN INENTIONS: GEARS, CATAPULTS, GLASSES, KITES, THERMOMETERS, sCissORS, TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED. TAKE THE CREDIT CIRCULAR SAUws, BUTTONS, FORKS, PAINT ROLLERS, WRITTEN AND SPOKEN A NY LANGUAGE, THE WHEEL, RUDDERS, CPR KEEP THIS SHIRT AROUND CONDOMS WAY. UMBRELLAS SCREWS CARBONATED DELICIOUS WATER
Trailing: LET'S SAY YOU'VE GONE BACK IN TIME.
 FIRST, WE NEED SOME UNITS, BUT NO BIGGIE. THE EXACT
 ON EARTH AND YOU CAN READ ENGUSH. SO FAR, SO
 GOOD. BUT HOW CAN YOU BUILD ALL THE AMENITIES OF YOUR CLOTHING HAS THIS ONE SECOND. GOOD TO KNOW. A METER IS DEFINED IN TERMS OF
 TOMORROW WHEN YOURE STUCK IN THE PAST? COVERED.UGHT, BUT IF YOU CAN'T MEASURE IT ACCURATELY, THE
 LENGTH OF A PENDULUM THAT TAKES ONE SECOND TO
 FROM END-TO-END WILL DO THE TRICK. PENDULUMS TEND TO TAKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME TO SWING
 REGARDLESS OF HOW HIGH YOU START THEM OFF, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. PRETTY NEAT, FIGHT
 GALILEO DISCOVERED THAT, BUT WHATEVER TAKE THE CREDIT. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WATCH, A
 SECOND IS ABOUT HOW LONGIT TAKES YOU TO SAY "ONE MISSISSIPPT. AND A GRAM IS-
 PRETTY MUCH THE WEIGHT OF ONE CENTIMETER CUBED OF WATER
 FLIGHT:
 LEADING EDGE
 ANGLE OF
 HEAVIER-THAN-AIR FLIGHT
 ATTACK
 RELATIVE WIND
 THE WING
 TOOK A LONG
 TIME TO FIGURE
 OUT
 AEROFOILS ARE OBJECTS SHAPED SUCH
 THAT AIR ABOVE THEM PROGRESSES
 FASTER THAN AIR MOVING BENEATH THEM
 GERMS SPREAD DISEASE. AND THEY CAN LIVE
 BASICALLY ANYWHERE. FIGHT THEM WITH HYGIENE
 AND ANTIBIOTICS. WASH TO KEEP YOURSELF AND
 THOSE AROUND YOU CLEAN. MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS SHOULD BE CLEANED IN
 BOILING WATER STEAM WORKS ON THINGS THAT CAN'T BE WASHED. THE
 HEALTH:
 WOO
 JUST REMEMBER
 TRAILING
 EDGE
 BEST ANTIBIOTIC IS PENICILLIN THE MOLD PENICILLUM NOTATUM, FOUND ON
 SLOWER MOVING AIR HAS MORE PRESSURE SO THERE IS A NET UPWARDS POOD ITS NOREDIBLY EFFECTVE AT STOPPING INFECTION, AND WORKS BY
 PREVENTING OTHER BACTERIA FROM MAKING NEW CELL WALLS AND
 REPRODOCNG. TLL USHER IN A NEW AGE OF ANTIBIOTICS. TAKE THE
 CREDIT.IF THE PENICILLUM MOLD IS UNKoNOWN, LOOK FOR MOLDS
 ON FOODS THAT, WHEN VIEWED UNDER A MICROSCOPE, LOOK LIKE
 CRAZY HANDS ON LONG STALKS
 VIRUSES SPREAD DISEASE, BUT UNLIKE GERMS, CAN'T REPRODUCE
 ON THEIR OWN. THEY RELY ON HOST CELLS TO REPRODUCE. FIGHT
 THEM WITH VACCINATION, WHICH ALLOWS THE BODY TO PRODUCE
 FORCE ATTACH AN AEROFOIL OF SUFFICIENT SIZE TO A MACHINE CAPABLE
 OF MOVING TSELF FORWARD FAST ENOUGH AND IT WILL FLY YOU CAN
 MAKE A PLANE BY ATTACHING TWO AEROFOILS TO A CENTRAL BODY ADD
 FLAPS AT THE TRAILING EDGE AND YOU CAN CONTROL WHERE IT GOES
 THERE'S YOUR PENICILLUM
 HEAT MILK TOJUST BELOW ITS
 WON'T
 CURDLE, AND 99.909 % OF THE
 BUGS IN IT WILL BE KILLED. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST INVENTED
 PASTEURIZATION. A MOVING ELECTRIC FIELD PRODUCES MAGNETISM, AND
 WRAP COPPER WIRE AROUND AN IRON CORE AND RUN
 TECHNOLOGY:
 BOIUNG PONT: IT
 w
 ANTIBODIES THAT FIGHT A GIVEN VIRUS BEFORE IT EVEN SHOWS UP
 MAKE A VACCINE BY GROWING A CULTURE AND THEN HEATING IT: THE
 TEACH
 HEAT WILL KOLL THE VIRUS, AND THER DEAD SHELLS ARE ENQUGH TO TEACH
 THE BODY TO FIGHT, WEAKER STRAINS ALSO VACCINATE, YOURE PROBABLY
 ww.mo
 VICE VERSA
 ELECTRICITY THROUGH IT, AND YOU'VE GOT AN
 GOOD FOR MOST DISEASES, BUT OUR GENERATION WAS THE FIRST TO GROW
 aow
 AND
 ELECTROMAGNET DON'T HAVE ANY ELECTRICIITY? PUT
 A MAGNET ON A WATER WHEEL AND PUT YOURS
 COPPER-WRAPPED IRON BESIDE THE WHEEL, AND HEY
 PRESTO, YOURE CONVERTING MECHANICAL ENERGY
 INTO ELECTRICITY. DON'T HAVE ANY MAGNETSS? HEAT
 IRON TO GET A VERY WEAK ONE, LOOK FOR BLACK
 GRAINS IN BEACH SANDS THAT STICK TOGETHER OR
 EXAMINE THE SITES OF LIGHTNING STRIKES FOR
 MAGNETIC LODESTONES RUN ELECTRICITTY THROUGH TUNGSTEN TO GET MIRACULOUS TREATMENT. FORGET BANTING AND BEST. TAKE THE CREDIT
 THE LIGHTBULB. RUN ELECTRICITY BACK AND FORTH ALONG A WIRE WITH
 ENOUGH POWER AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADIO WHEN A RADIO WAVE
 INTERACTS WITH A RECEMING ANTENNA, THE EXACT SAME ELECTRICAL
 CHARGE CAN BE RECOVERED. INFORMATION CAN BE ENCODED IN TWO
 WAYS: IN THE CHARGE OF THE ELECTRICITY HGHER CURRENT
 PRODUCES A HIGHER AMPLITUDE WAVE) OR IN THE FREQUENCY OF
 THE ELECTRICAL REVERSALS
 UP WITHOUT SMALLPOX COWPOX ARE SPOTS FOUND ON COW UDDERS, AND
 IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO VACCINATE YOU WHILE BEING WEAK ENOUGH NOT TO
 KILL YOU. SPEAKING OF NOT BEING KILLED, DIABETES IS CHARACTERIZED BY
 S CHARACTI
 FREQUENT URINATION, EXTREME THIRST OR HUNGER AND/OR EXTREME
 WEIGHT LOSS. WITHOUT TREATMENT IT'S FATAL, BUT INSULIN CAN BE
 EXTRACTED FROM THE PANCREAS OF DOGS AND PIGS BY TYING A STRING
 AROUND THE PANCREATIC DUCT. INJECT THIS EXTRACT AND IT WILL ACT AS A
 DON'T FORGET THE
 BASIC
 BLOCKS OF MATTER
 CHEMISTRY:
 BUILDING
 ATOMS. ATOMS CONSIST OFA NUCLEUS AT THE CORE
 MADE OUT OF NEUTRALLY-CHARGED NEUTRONS AND
 PROTONS
 NEGATIVELY CHARGED ELECTRONS. AN ATOM WITH THE SAME
 O PROTON
 POSITIVELY-CHARGED
 SURROUNDED
 AMPLITUDE DECAY IN TRANSIT SEND OUT HIGH-FREQUENGY NUMBER OF ELECTRONS AND N O6 NEGATIVE CHARGE. THE NUMBER OF PROTONS
 FM IS MORE RESISTANT TO
 OTHERWISE IT WILL HAVE A POSITMEO SELECTRICALLY NEUTRAL
 IN AN ATOM DETERMINE WHICH ELEMENT IT IS FOR OUR PURPOSES THE MOST USEFUL
 WAVES AND MEASURE HOW AND WHEN THEY BOUNCE BACK
 AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADAR DO THE SAME WITH SOUND
 AND OH MAN: SONAR MOUNT A MAGNET SO IT CAN MOVE ONES ARE HYDROGEN H WITH 1 PROTON, CARBON C WITH 6, NITROGENN WITH 7. AND
 FREELY, AND YOU'VE INVENTED THE COMPASS ARE YOU CYGEN O WITH 8. WATER IS MADE OF HYDROGEN AND OKYGEN Hg0 KRAZY GLUE IS CEHTNO2
 TAKING THE CREDIT? POLARIS (THE NORTH STAR
 JUST ABOUT BRIGHTEST ONE IN THE SAY, AND IT'S NEAR THE BIG DIPPER MEASURE HOW YOURE A WOMAN AND YOU SWALLOW PROGESTERONE YOU
 WON'T OVLLATE A GOOD SYNTHETIC
 HIGH UP IT APPEARS TO BE. AND THAT ANGLE IS YOUR LATITUDE. QUARTZ CRYSTALS ARE SUBSTITUTE. ALUMINUM USED TO BE MORE VALUABLE THAN
 GREAT RUN SOME CURRENT THROUGH THEM AND THEYLL CHANGE SHAPE STOP THE COLD DEPENDING ON WHEN YOU ARE, IT STLL 6, EXTRACT IT
 CURRENT AND THEYLL RESUME THEIR SHAPE, AND THEYLL GENERATE ELECTRICITY WITH A FROM BOCKS BY DISSOLVING THEM IN MOLTEN CRYOLITE AND
 VERY PRECISE FREQUENCY AS THEY DO 80. YOU CAN USE THIS TO BUILD PRECISION BLNNING CURRENT THROUGH IT YOULL FIND CRYOUTE IN
 CLOCKS NICE WITH THESE CLOCKS. YOU CAN DETERMINE LONGITUDE JUST SET YOUR GREENLAND, LATITUDE 61.2 LONGITUDE 48.16 LOOK FOR
 CLOCK TO LONDON TIME, TAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LONDON NOON AND LOCAL GLASSY WHITE CRYSTALS. ATOMS CAN BE SPUT, WHICH
 NOON, AND THAT'S HOW FAR AWAY FROM THE PRME MERIDIAN YOU ARE. HEY THAT S RELEASES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ENERGY AND
 LONGITUDE RIGHT THERE THAT WAS EASY. THAT DESERVES SOME CREDIT IF YOURE IN RADIATION ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYED,
 1714, THE BRTISH HAVE A C20,000 PRIZE UP FOR A SIMPLE WAY TO CALCULATE LONGITUDE. JUST CONVERTED, REMEMBER EINSTEIN ENERGY IS MASS
 OTHER FUN INENTIONS: GEARS, CATAPULTS, GLASSES, KITES, THERMOMETERS, sCissORS, TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED. TAKE THE CREDIT
 CIRCULAR SAUws, BUTTONS, FORKS,
 PAINT ROLLERS, WRITTEN AND SPOKEN A NY
 LANGUAGE, THE WHEEL, RUDDERS, CPR
 KEEP THIS
 SHIRT AROUND
 CONDOMS WAY.
 UMBRELLAS
 SCREWS
 CARBONATED
 DELICIOUS
 WATER
Trailing: LET'S SAY YOU'VE GONE BACK IN TIME. FIRST, WE NEED SOME UNITS, BUT NO BIGGIE. THE EXACT ON EARTH AND YOU CAN READ ENGUSH. SO FAR, SO GOOD. BUT HOW CAN YOU BUILD ALL THE AMENITIES OF YOUR CLOTHING HAS THIS ONE SECOND. GOOD TO KNOW. A METER IS DEFINED IN TERMS OF TOMORROW WHEN YOURE STUCK IN THE PAST? COVERED.UGHT, BUT IF YOU CAN'T MEASURE IT ACCURATELY, THE LENGTH OF A PENDULUM THAT TAKES ONE SECOND TO FROM END-TO-END WILL DO THE TRICK. PENDULUMS TEND TO TAKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME TO SWING REGARDLESS OF HOW HIGH YOU START THEM OFF, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. PRETTY NEAT, FIGHT GALILEO DISCOVERED THAT, BUT WHATEVER TAKE THE CREDIT. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WATCH, A SECOND IS ABOUT HOW LONGIT TAKES YOU TO SAY "ONE MISSISSIPPT. AND A GRAM IS- PRETTY MUCH THE WEIGHT OF ONE CENTIMETER CUBED OF WATER FLIGHT: LEADING EDGE ANGLE OF HEAVIER-THAN-AIR FLIGHT ATTACK RELATIVE WIND THE WING TOOK A LONG TIME TO FIGURE OUT AEROFOILS ARE OBJECTS SHAPED SUCH THAT AIR ABOVE THEM PROGRESSES FASTER THAN AIR MOVING BENEATH THEM GERMS SPREAD DISEASE. AND THEY CAN LIVE BASICALLY ANYWHERE. FIGHT THEM WITH HYGIENE AND ANTIBIOTICS. WASH TO KEEP YOURSELF AND THOSE AROUND YOU CLEAN. MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS SHOULD BE CLEANED IN BOILING WATER STEAM WORKS ON THINGS THAT CAN'T BE WASHED. THE HEALTH: WOO JUST REMEMBER TRAILING EDGE BEST ANTIBIOTIC IS PENICILLIN THE MOLD PENICILLUM NOTATUM, FOUND ON SLOWER MOVING AIR HAS MORE PRESSURE SO THERE IS A NET UPWARDS POOD ITS NOREDIBLY EFFECTVE AT STOPPING INFECTION, AND WORKS BY PREVENTING OTHER BACTERIA FROM MAKING NEW CELL WALLS AND REPRODOCNG. TLL USHER IN A NEW AGE OF ANTIBIOTICS. TAKE THE CREDIT.IF THE PENICILLUM MOLD IS UNKoNOWN, LOOK FOR MOLDS ON FOODS THAT, WHEN VIEWED UNDER A MICROSCOPE, LOOK LIKE CRAZY HANDS ON LONG STALKS VIRUSES SPREAD DISEASE, BUT UNLIKE GERMS, CAN'T REPRODUCE ON THEIR OWN. THEY RELY ON HOST CELLS TO REPRODUCE. FIGHT THEM WITH VACCINATION, WHICH ALLOWS THE BODY TO PRODUCE FORCE ATTACH AN AEROFOIL OF SUFFICIENT SIZE TO A MACHINE CAPABLE OF MOVING TSELF FORWARD FAST ENOUGH AND IT WILL FLY YOU CAN MAKE A PLANE BY ATTACHING TWO AEROFOILS TO A CENTRAL BODY ADD FLAPS AT THE TRAILING EDGE AND YOU CAN CONTROL WHERE IT GOES THERE'S YOUR PENICILLUM HEAT MILK TOJUST BELOW ITS WON'T CURDLE, AND 99.909 % OF THE BUGS IN IT WILL BE KILLED. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST INVENTED PASTEURIZATION. A MOVING ELECTRIC FIELD PRODUCES MAGNETISM, AND WRAP COPPER WIRE AROUND AN IRON CORE AND RUN TECHNOLOGY: BOIUNG PONT: IT w ANTIBODIES THAT FIGHT A GIVEN VIRUS BEFORE IT EVEN SHOWS UP MAKE A VACCINE BY GROWING A CULTURE AND THEN HEATING IT: THE TEACH HEAT WILL KOLL THE VIRUS, AND THER DEAD SHELLS ARE ENQUGH TO TEACH THE BODY TO FIGHT, WEAKER STRAINS ALSO VACCINATE, YOURE PROBABLY ww.mo VICE VERSA ELECTRICITY THROUGH IT, AND YOU'VE GOT AN GOOD FOR MOST DISEASES, BUT OUR GENERATION WAS THE FIRST TO GROW aow AND ELECTROMAGNET DON'T HAVE ANY ELECTRICIITY? PUT A MAGNET ON A WATER WHEEL AND PUT YOURS COPPER-WRAPPED IRON BESIDE THE WHEEL, AND HEY PRESTO, YOURE CONVERTING MECHANICAL ENERGY INTO ELECTRICITY. DON'T HAVE ANY MAGNETSS? HEAT IRON TO GET A VERY WEAK ONE, LOOK FOR BLACK GRAINS IN BEACH SANDS THAT STICK TOGETHER OR EXAMINE THE SITES OF LIGHTNING STRIKES FOR MAGNETIC LODESTONES RUN ELECTRICITTY THROUGH TUNGSTEN TO GET MIRACULOUS TREATMENT. FORGET BANTING AND BEST. TAKE THE CREDIT THE LIGHTBULB. RUN ELECTRICITY BACK AND FORTH ALONG A WIRE WITH ENOUGH POWER AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADIO WHEN A RADIO WAVE INTERACTS WITH A RECEMING ANTENNA, THE EXACT SAME ELECTRICAL CHARGE CAN BE RECOVERED. INFORMATION CAN BE ENCODED IN TWO WAYS: IN THE CHARGE OF THE ELECTRICITY HGHER CURRENT PRODUCES A HIGHER AMPLITUDE WAVE) OR IN THE FREQUENCY OF THE ELECTRICAL REVERSALS UP WITHOUT SMALLPOX COWPOX ARE SPOTS FOUND ON COW UDDERS, AND IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO VACCINATE YOU WHILE BEING WEAK ENOUGH NOT TO KILL YOU. SPEAKING OF NOT BEING KILLED, DIABETES IS CHARACTERIZED BY S CHARACTI FREQUENT URINATION, EXTREME THIRST OR HUNGER AND/OR EXTREME WEIGHT LOSS. WITHOUT TREATMENT IT'S FATAL, BUT INSULIN CAN BE EXTRACTED FROM THE PANCREAS OF DOGS AND PIGS BY TYING A STRING AROUND THE PANCREATIC DUCT. INJECT THIS EXTRACT AND IT WILL ACT AS A DON'T FORGET THE BASIC BLOCKS OF MATTER CHEMISTRY: BUILDING ATOMS. ATOMS CONSIST OFA NUCLEUS AT THE CORE MADE OUT OF NEUTRALLY-CHARGED NEUTRONS AND PROTONS NEGATIVELY CHARGED ELECTRONS. AN ATOM WITH THE SAME O PROTON POSITIVELY-CHARGED SURROUNDED AMPLITUDE DECAY IN TRANSIT SEND OUT HIGH-FREQUENGY NUMBER OF ELECTRONS AND N O6 NEGATIVE CHARGE. THE NUMBER OF PROTONS FM IS MORE RESISTANT TO OTHERWISE IT WILL HAVE A POSITMEO SELECTRICALLY NEUTRAL IN AN ATOM DETERMINE WHICH ELEMENT IT IS FOR OUR PURPOSES THE MOST USEFUL WAVES AND MEASURE HOW AND WHEN THEY BOUNCE BACK AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADAR DO THE SAME WITH SOUND AND OH MAN: SONAR MOUNT A MAGNET SO IT CAN MOVE ONES ARE HYDROGEN H WITH 1 PROTON, CARBON C WITH 6, NITROGENN WITH 7. AND FREELY, AND YOU'VE INVENTED THE COMPASS ARE YOU CYGEN O WITH 8. WATER IS MADE OF HYDROGEN AND OKYGEN Hg0 KRAZY GLUE IS CEHTNO2 TAKING THE CREDIT? POLARIS (THE NORTH STAR JUST ABOUT BRIGHTEST ONE IN THE SAY, AND IT'S NEAR THE BIG DIPPER MEASURE HOW YOURE A WOMAN AND YOU SWALLOW PROGESTERONE YOU WON'T OVLLATE A GOOD SYNTHETIC HIGH UP IT APPEARS TO BE. AND THAT ANGLE IS YOUR LATITUDE. QUARTZ CRYSTALS ARE SUBSTITUTE. ALUMINUM USED TO BE MORE VALUABLE THAN GREAT RUN SOME CURRENT THROUGH THEM AND THEYLL CHANGE SHAPE STOP THE COLD DEPENDING ON WHEN YOU ARE, IT STLL 6, EXTRACT IT CURRENT AND THEYLL RESUME THEIR SHAPE, AND THEYLL GENERATE ELECTRICITY WITH A FROM BOCKS BY DISSOLVING THEM IN MOLTEN CRYOLITE AND VERY PRECISE FREQUENCY AS THEY DO 80. YOU CAN USE THIS TO BUILD PRECISION BLNNING CURRENT THROUGH IT YOULL FIND CRYOUTE IN CLOCKS NICE WITH THESE CLOCKS. YOU CAN DETERMINE LONGITUDE JUST SET YOUR GREENLAND, LATITUDE 61.2 LONGITUDE 48.16 LOOK FOR CLOCK TO LONDON TIME, TAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LONDON NOON AND LOCAL GLASSY WHITE CRYSTALS. ATOMS CAN BE SPUT, WHICH NOON, AND THAT'S HOW FAR AWAY FROM THE PRME MERIDIAN YOU ARE. HEY THAT S RELEASES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ENERGY AND LONGITUDE RIGHT THERE THAT WAS EASY. THAT DESERVES SOME CREDIT IF YOURE IN RADIATION ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYED, 1714, THE BRTISH HAVE A C20,000 PRIZE UP FOR A SIMPLE WAY TO CALCULATE LONGITUDE. JUST CONVERTED, REMEMBER EINSTEIN ENERGY IS MASS OTHER FUN INENTIONS: GEARS, CATAPULTS, GLASSES, KITES, THERMOMETERS, sCissORS, TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED. TAKE THE CREDIT CIRCULAR SAUws, BUTTONS, FORKS, PAINT ROLLERS, WRITTEN AND SPOKEN A NY LANGUAGE, THE WHEEL, RUDDERS, CPR KEEP THIS SHIRT AROUND CONDOMS WAY. UMBRELLAS SCREWS CARBONATED DELICIOUS WATER
Trailing: LET'S SAY YOU'VE GONE BACK IN TIME.
 FIRST, WE NEED SOME UNITS, BUT NO BIGGIE. THE EXACT
 ON EARTH AND YOU CAN READ ENGUSH. SO FAR, SO
 GOOD. BUT HOW CAN YOU BUILD ALL THE AMENITIES OF YOUR CLOTHING HAS THIS ONE SECOND. GOOD TO KNOW. A METER IS DEFINED IN TERMS OF
 TOMORROW WHEN YOURE STUCK IN THE PAST? COVERED.UGHT, BUT IF YOU CAN'T MEASURE IT ACCURATELY, THE
 LENGTH OF A PENDULUM THAT TAKES ONE SECOND TO
 FROM END-TO-END WILL DO THE TRICK. PENDULUMS TEND TO TAKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME TO SWING
 REGARDLESS OF HOW HIGH YOU START THEM OFF, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. PRETTY NEAT, FIGHT
 GALILEO DISCOVERED THAT, BUT WHATEVER TAKE THE CREDIT. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WATCH, A
 SECOND IS ABOUT HOW LONGIT TAKES YOU TO SAY "ONE MISSISSIPPT. AND A GRAM IS-
 PRETTY MUCH THE WEIGHT OF ONE CENTIMETER CUBED OF WATER
 FLIGHT:
 LEADING EDGE
 ANGLE OF
 HEAVIER-THAN-AIR FLIGHT
 ATTACK
 RELATIVE WIND
 THE WING
 TOOK A LONG
 TIME TO FIGURE
 OUT
 AEROFOILS ARE OBJECTS SHAPED SUCH
 THAT AIR ABOVE THEM PROGRESSES
 FASTER THAN AIR MOVING BENEATH THEM
 GERMS SPREAD DISEASE. AND THEY CAN LIVE
 BASICALLY ANYWHERE. FIGHT THEM WITH HYGIENE
 AND ANTIBIOTICS. WASH TO KEEP YOURSELF AND
 THOSE AROUND YOU CLEAN. MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS SHOULD BE CLEANED IN
 BOILING WATER STEAM WORKS ON THINGS THAT CAN'T BE WASHED. THE
 HEALTH:
 WOO
 JUST REMEMBER
 TRAILING
 EDGE
 BEST ANTIBIOTIC IS PENICILLIN THE MOLD PENICILLUM NOTATUM, FOUND ON
 SLOWER MOVING AIR HAS MORE PRESSURE SO THERE IS A NET UPWARDS POOD ITS NOREDIBLY EFFECTVE AT STOPPING INFECTION, AND WORKS BY
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AND A GRAM PRETTY MUCH THE WEIGHT OF ONE CENTIMETER CUBED OF WATE GERMS SPREAD DISEASE, AND THEY CAN BASICALLY ANYWHERE, FIGHT THEM WITH HYGIEN AND ANTIBIOTICS. WASH TO KEEP YOURSELF FLIGHT: LEADING EDGE ANGLE OF ATTACK HEAVIER-THAN-AIR FLIGHT RELATIVE WIND THE WING TOOK A LONG TIME TO FIGURE OUT AEROFOILS ARE OBJECTS SHAPED SUCH THAT AIR ABOVE THEM PROGRESSES HEALTH: woo JUST REMEMBER THOSE AROUND YOU CLEAN. MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS SHOULD BE CLEANED BOILING WATER. STEAM WORKS ON THINGS THAT CAN'T BE WASHED. BEST ANTIBIOTIC IS PENICILLIN: THE MOLD PENICILLIUM NOTATUM, FOUND TRAILING EDGE FASTER THAN AIR MOVING BENEATH THEM. SLOWER MOVING AIR HAS MORE PRESSURE, SO THERE IS A NET UPWARDS FOOD. IT'S INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE AT STOPPING INFECTION, AND WORKS E PREVENTING OTHER BACTERIA FROM MAKING NEW CELL WALLS REPRODUCING. IT'LL USHER IN A NEW AGE OF ANTIBIOTICS. TAKE FORCE. ATTACH AN AEROFOIL OF SUFFICIENT SIZE TO A MACHINE CAPABLE OF MOVING ITSELF FORWARD FAST ENOUGH AND IT WILL FLY YOU CAN MAKE A PLANE BY ATTACHING TWO AEROFOILS TO A CENTRAL BODY. ADD FLAPS AT THE TRAILING EDGE AND YOU CAN CONTROL WHERE IT GOES CREDIT. IF THE PENICILLIUM MOLD IS UNKNOWN, LOOK FOR MOLI ON FOODS THAT, WHEN VIEWED UNDER A MICROSCOPE, LOOK CRAZY HANDS ON LONG STALKS THERE'S YOUR PENICILLIU VIRUSES SPREAD DISEASE, BUT UNLIKE GERMS, CAN'T REPRODUC ON THEIR OWN. THEY RELY ON HOST CELLS TO REPRODUCE. FIGH THEM WITH VACCINATION, WHICH ALLOWS THE BODY TO PRODUC HEAT MILK TO JUST BELOW ITS BOILING POINT: IT WON'T CURDLE, AND 99.999 % OF THE CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST INVENTED TECHNOLOGY: ANTIBODIES THAT FIGHT A GIVEN VIRUS BEFORE IT EVEN SHOWS BUGS IN IT WILL BE KILLED. PASTEURIZATION. A MOVING ELECTRIC FIELD PRODUCES MAGNETISM, AND VICE VERSA. ELECTRICITY THROUGH IT, AND YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTROMAGNET. DON'T HAVE ANY ELECTRICITY? PUT MAKE A VACCINE BY GROWING A CULTURE AND THEN HEATING IT WRAP COPPER WIRE AROUND AN IRON CORE AND RUN HEAT WILL KILL THE VIRUS, AND THEIR DEAD SHELLS ARE ENOUGH TO TEAC THE BODY TO FIGHT WEAKER STRAINS ALSO VACCINATE. YOU'RE PROBAB GOOD FOR MOST DISEASES, BUT OUR GENERATION WAS THE FIRST TO GRC UP WITHOUT SMALLPOX. COWPOX ARE SPOTS FOUND ON COW UDDERS IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO VACCINATE YOU WHILE BEING WEAK ENQUGH NOT KILL YOU. SPEAKING OF NOT BEING KILLED, DIABETES IS CHARACTERIZED FREQUENT URINATION, EXTREME THIRST OR HUNGER, AND/OR EXTREN WITHOUT TREATMENT IT'S FATAL, BUT INSULIN CAN EXTRACTED FROM THE PANCREAS OF DOGS AND PIGS BY TYING A STRIN A MAGNET ON A WATER WHEEL, AND PUT YOUR COPPER-WRAPPED IRON BESIDE THE WHEEL, AND HEY PRESTO, YOU'RE CONVERTING MECHANICAL ENERGY INTO ELECTRICITY DON'T HAVE ANY MAGNETS? HEAT IRON TO GETA VERY WEAK ONE, LOOK FOR BLACK GRAINS IN BEACH SANDS THAT STICK TOGETHER, OR EXAMINE THE SITES OF LIGHTNING STRIKES FOR MAGNETIC LODESTONES. RUN ELECTRICITY THROUGH TUNGSTEN TO GET MIRACULOUS TREATMENT. FORGET BANTING AND BEST. TAKE THE CRED THE LIGHTBULB. RUN ELECTRICITY BACK AND FORTH ALONG A WIRE WITH ENOUGH POWER AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADIO. WHEN A RADIO WAVE INTERACTS WITH A RECEMING ANTENNA, THE EXACT SAME ELECTRICAL WEIGHT LOSS. AROUND THE PANCREATIC DUCT. INJECT THIS EXTRACT AND IT WILL ACT DON'T FORGET THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF MATTER ATOMS. ATOMS CONSIST OFA NUCLEUS AT THE CORE MADE OUT OF NEUTRALLY-CHARGED NEUTRONS AND BY NEGATIVELY-CHARGED ELECTRONS, AN ATOM WITH THE SAME NUMBER OF ELECTRONS AND PROTONS IS ELECTRICALLY NEUTRAL CHEMISTRY: BASIC CHARGE CAN BE RECOVERED. INFORMATION CAN BE ENCODED IN TWO WAYS: IN THE CHARGE OF THE ELECTRICITY (HIGHER CURRENT PRODUCES A HIGHER AMPLITUDE WAVE) OR IN THE FREQUENCY OF THE ELECTRICAL REVERSALS AMPLITUDE DECAY IN TRANSIT. SEND OUT HIGH-FREQUENCY POSITIVELY-CHARGED PROTONS, SURROUNDED FM IS MORE RESISTANT TO WAVES AND MEASURE HOW AND WHEN THEY BOUNCE BACK, AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADAR DO THE SAME WITH SOUND, IN AN ATOM DETERMINE WHICH ELEMENT IT IS. FOR OUR PURPOSES THE MOST USEF AND OH MAN: SONAR. MOUNT A MAGNET SO IT CAN MOVE ONES ARE HYDROGEN (H) WITH 1 PROTON, CARBON (C) WITH 6, NITROGEN (N) WITH 7 FREELY, AND YOU'VE INVENTED THE COMPASS ARE YOU OXYGEN (O) WITH 8, WATERIS MADE OF HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN: H20. KRAZY GLUE IS CsHsNG TAKING THE CREDIT? POLARIS IS JUST ABOUT THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY (48TH PLACE) AND IT'S NEAR THE BIG DIPPER. MEASURE HOW wON'T OVULATE: C20H2602 IS A GOOD SYNTHET HIGH UP IT APPEARS TO BE, AND THAT ANGLE IS YOUR LATITUDE. QUARTZ CRYSTALS ARE SUBSTITUTE. ALUMINUM USED TO BE MORE VALUABLE THA GREAT: RUN SOME CURRENT THROUGH THEM AND THEYLL CHANGE SHAPE! STOP THE GOLD, DEPENDING ON WHEN YOU ARE, IT STILL IS. EXTRACT CURRENT AND THEY'LL RESUME THEIR SHAPE, AND THEYLL GENERATE ELECTRICITY WITH A FROM ROCKS BY DISSOLVING THEM IN MOLTEN CRYOLITE VERY PRECISE FREQUENCY AS THEY DO sO. YOU CAN USE THIS TO BUILD PRECISION RUNNING CURRENT THROUGH IT. YOU'LL FIND CRYOLITE CLOCKS. NICE WITH THESE CLOCKS, YOU CAN DETERMINE LONGITUDE JUST SET YOUR CLOCK TO LONDON TIME, TAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LONDON NOON AND LOCAL GHEENLAND, LATITUDE 61.2 LONGITUDE-48.16. LOOK NOON, AND THAT'S HOW FAR AWAY FROM THE PRIME MERIDIAN YOU ARE HEY THAT'S RELEASES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ENERGY LONGITUDE RIGHT THERE THAT WAS EASY IF YOU'RE IN 1714, THE BRITISH HAVE A £20,000 RADIATION, ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYE PRIZE UP FORA SIMPLE WAY TO CALCULATE LONGITUDE I'D SAY YOU'VE EARNED IT. JUST CONVERTED, REMEMBER EINSTEIN: ENERGY IS MAS OTHERWISE IT WILL HAVE A POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE CHARGE. THE NUMBER OF PROTO IF YOU'RE A WOMAN AND YOU SWALLOW PROGESTERONE, GLASSY WHITE CRYSTALS. ATOMS CAN BE SPLIT, WHIC OTHER FUN INVENTIONS: GEARS, CATAPULTS, GLASSES, KITES, THERMOMETERS, SCISSORS, TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED, TAKE THE CRED CIRCULAR SAWS, BUTTONS, FORKS, PAINT ROLLERS, WRITTEN AND SPOKEN ANY WAY. KEEP THIS SHIRT AROUND LANGUAGE, THE WHEEL, RUDDERS, CPR, UMBRELLAS DELICIOUS SCREWS CARBONATED CONDOMS, WATER AVAILABLE AS A PRINT AND SHIRT AT TOPATOCO.COM
Trailing: LET'S SAY YOU'VE GONE BACK IN TIME.
 NICE ONE. OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO ASSUME THAT YOU'RE
 DON'T WORRY.
 FIRST, WE NEED SOME UNITS, BUT NO BIGGIE. THE EXAC
 ON EARTH AND YOU CAN READ ENGLISH. SO FAR, SO
 SPEED OF LIGHT IN A VACUUM IS 299,792,458 METERS
 GOOD. BUT HOw CAN YOU BUILD ALL THE AMENITIES OF YOUR CLOTHING HAS THIS ONE SECOND. GOOD TO KNOW. A METER IS DEFINED IN TERMS
 TOMORROW WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN THE PAST? C O VERED.LIGHT, BUT IF YOU CAN'T MEASUREIT ACCURATELY.
 LENGTH OF A PENDULUM THAT TAKES ONE SECOND TO SWIN
 FROM END TO END WILL DO THE TRICK. PENDULUMS TEND TO TAKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME TO SWIN
 REGARDLESS OF HOW HIGH YOU START THEM OFF, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, PRETTY NEAT, RIGHT
 GALILEO DISCOVERED THAT, BUT WHATEVER, TAKE THE CREDIT. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WATCH
 SECOND IS ABOUT HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO SAY ONE MISSISSIPPI. AND A GRAM
 PRETTY MUCH THE WEIGHT OF ONE CENTIMETER CUBED OF WATE
 GERMS SPREAD DISEASE, AND THEY CAN
 BASICALLY ANYWHERE, FIGHT THEM WITH HYGIEN
 AND ANTIBIOTICS. WASH TO KEEP YOURSELF
 FLIGHT:
 LEADING EDGE
 ANGLE OF
 ATTACK
 HEAVIER-THAN-AIR FLIGHT
 RELATIVE WIND
 THE WING
 TOOK A LONG
 TIME TO FIGURE
 OUT
 AEROFOILS ARE OBJECTS SHAPED SUCH
 THAT AIR ABOVE THEM PROGRESSES
 HEALTH:
 woo
 JUST
 REMEMBER
 THOSE AROUND YOU CLEAN. MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS SHOULD BE CLEANED
 BOILING WATER. STEAM WORKS ON THINGS THAT CAN'T BE WASHED.
 BEST ANTIBIOTIC IS PENICILLIN: THE MOLD PENICILLIUM NOTATUM, FOUND
 TRAILING
 EDGE
 FASTER THAN AIR MOVING BENEATH THEM.
 SLOWER MOVING AIR HAS MORE PRESSURE, SO THERE IS A NET UPWARDS FOOD. IT'S INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE AT STOPPING INFECTION, AND WORKS E
 PREVENTING OTHER BACTERIA FROM MAKING NEW CELL WALLS
 REPRODUCING. IT'LL USHER IN A NEW AGE OF ANTIBIOTICS. TAKE
 FORCE. ATTACH AN AEROFOIL OF SUFFICIENT SIZE TO A MACHINE CAPABLE
 OF MOVING ITSELF FORWARD FAST ENOUGH AND IT WILL FLY YOU CAN
 MAKE A PLANE BY ATTACHING TWO AEROFOILS TO A CENTRAL BODY. ADD
 FLAPS AT THE TRAILING EDGE AND YOU CAN CONTROL WHERE IT GOES
 CREDIT. IF THE PENICILLIUM MOLD IS UNKNOWN, LOOK FOR MOLI
 ON FOODS THAT, WHEN VIEWED UNDER A MICROSCOPE, LOOK
 CRAZY HANDS ON LONG STALKS
 THERE'S YOUR PENICILLIU
 VIRUSES SPREAD DISEASE, BUT UNLIKE GERMS, CAN'T REPRODUC
 ON THEIR OWN. THEY RELY ON HOST CELLS TO REPRODUCE. FIGH
 THEM WITH VACCINATION, WHICH ALLOWS THE BODY TO PRODUC
 HEAT MILK TO JUST BELOW ITS
 BOILING POINT: IT WON'T
 CURDLE, AND 99.999 % OF THE
 CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST INVENTED
 TECHNOLOGY:
 ANTIBODIES THAT FIGHT A GIVEN VIRUS BEFORE IT EVEN SHOWS
 BUGS IN IT WILL BE KILLED.
 PASTEURIZATION. A MOVING ELECTRIC FIELD PRODUCES MAGNETISM, AND
 VICE VERSA.
 ELECTRICITY THROUGH IT, AND YOU'VE GOT AN
 ELECTROMAGNET. DON'T HAVE ANY ELECTRICITY? PUT
 MAKE A VACCINE BY GROWING A CULTURE AND THEN HEATING IT
 WRAP COPPER WIRE AROUND AN IRON CORE AND RUN HEAT WILL KILL THE VIRUS, AND THEIR DEAD SHELLS ARE ENOUGH TO TEAC
 THE BODY TO FIGHT WEAKER STRAINS ALSO VACCINATE. YOU'RE PROBAB
 GOOD FOR MOST DISEASES, BUT OUR GENERATION WAS THE FIRST TO GRC
 UP WITHOUT SMALLPOX. COWPOX ARE SPOTS FOUND ON COW UDDERS
 IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO VACCINATE YOU WHILE BEING WEAK ENQUGH NOT
 KILL YOU. SPEAKING OF NOT BEING KILLED, DIABETES IS CHARACTERIZED
 FREQUENT URINATION, EXTREME THIRST OR HUNGER, AND/OR EXTREN
 WITHOUT TREATMENT IT'S FATAL, BUT INSULIN CAN
 EXTRACTED FROM THE PANCREAS OF DOGS AND PIGS BY TYING A STRIN
 A MAGNET ON A WATER WHEEL, AND PUT YOUR
 COPPER-WRAPPED IRON BESIDE THE WHEEL, AND HEY
 PRESTO, YOU'RE CONVERTING MECHANICAL ENERGY
 INTO ELECTRICITY DON'T HAVE ANY MAGNETS? HEAT
 IRON TO GETA VERY WEAK ONE, LOOK FOR BLACK
 GRAINS IN BEACH SANDS THAT STICK TOGETHER, OR
 EXAMINE THE SITES OF LIGHTNING STRIKES FOR
 MAGNETIC LODESTONES. RUN ELECTRICITY THROUGH TUNGSTEN TO GET MIRACULOUS TREATMENT. FORGET BANTING AND BEST. TAKE THE CRED
 THE LIGHTBULB. RUN ELECTRICITY BACK AND FORTH ALONG A WIRE WITH
 ENOUGH POWER AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADIO. WHEN A RADIO WAVE
 INTERACTS WITH A RECEMING ANTENNA, THE EXACT SAME ELECTRICAL
 WEIGHT LOSS.
 AROUND THE PANCREATIC DUCT. INJECT THIS EXTRACT AND IT WILL ACT
 DON'T FORGET THE
 BUILDING
 BLOCKS OF MATTER
 ATOMS. ATOMS CONSIST OFA NUCLEUS AT THE CORE
 MADE OUT OF NEUTRALLY-CHARGED NEUTRONS AND
 BY
 NEGATIVELY-CHARGED ELECTRONS, AN ATOM WITH THE SAME
 NUMBER OF ELECTRONS AND PROTONS IS ELECTRICALLY NEUTRAL
 CHEMISTRY:
 BASIC
 CHARGE CAN BE RECOVERED. INFORMATION CAN BE ENCODED IN TWO
 WAYS: IN THE CHARGE OF THE ELECTRICITY (HIGHER CURRENT
 PRODUCES A HIGHER AMPLITUDE WAVE) OR IN THE FREQUENCY OF
 THE ELECTRICAL REVERSALS
 AMPLITUDE DECAY IN TRANSIT. SEND OUT HIGH-FREQUENCY
 POSITIVELY-CHARGED
 PROTONS,
 SURROUNDED
 FM IS MORE RESISTANT TO
 WAVES AND MEASURE HOW AND WHEN THEY BOUNCE BACK,
 AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADAR DO THE SAME WITH SOUND, IN AN ATOM DETERMINE WHICH ELEMENT IT IS. FOR OUR PURPOSES THE MOST USEF
 AND OH MAN: SONAR. MOUNT A MAGNET SO IT CAN MOVE ONES ARE HYDROGEN (H) WITH 1 PROTON, CARBON (C) WITH 6, NITROGEN (N) WITH 7
 FREELY, AND YOU'VE INVENTED THE COMPASS ARE YOU OXYGEN (O) WITH 8, WATERIS MADE OF HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN: H20. KRAZY GLUE IS CsHsNG
 TAKING THE CREDIT? POLARIS IS JUST ABOUT THE
 BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY (48TH PLACE) AND IT'S NEAR THE BIG DIPPER. MEASURE HOW wON'T OVULATE: C20H2602 IS A GOOD SYNTHET
 HIGH UP IT APPEARS TO BE, AND THAT ANGLE IS YOUR LATITUDE. QUARTZ CRYSTALS ARE SUBSTITUTE. ALUMINUM USED TO BE MORE VALUABLE THA
 GREAT: RUN SOME CURRENT THROUGH THEM AND THEYLL CHANGE SHAPE! STOP THE GOLD, DEPENDING ON WHEN YOU ARE, IT STILL IS. EXTRACT
 CURRENT AND THEY'LL RESUME THEIR SHAPE, AND THEYLL GENERATE ELECTRICITY WITH A FROM ROCKS BY DISSOLVING THEM IN MOLTEN CRYOLITE
 VERY PRECISE FREQUENCY AS THEY DO sO. YOU CAN USE THIS TO BUILD PRECISION RUNNING CURRENT THROUGH IT. YOU'LL FIND CRYOLITE
 CLOCKS. NICE WITH THESE CLOCKS, YOU CAN DETERMINE LONGITUDE JUST SET YOUR
 CLOCK TO LONDON TIME, TAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LONDON NOON AND LOCAL GHEENLAND, LATITUDE 61.2 LONGITUDE-48.16. LOOK
 NOON, AND THAT'S HOW FAR AWAY FROM THE PRIME MERIDIAN YOU ARE HEY THAT'S RELEASES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ENERGY
 LONGITUDE RIGHT THERE THAT WAS EASY IF YOU'RE IN 1714, THE BRITISH HAVE A £20,000 RADIATION, ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYE
 PRIZE UP FORA SIMPLE WAY TO CALCULATE LONGITUDE I'D SAY YOU'VE EARNED IT. JUST CONVERTED, REMEMBER EINSTEIN: ENERGY IS MAS
 OTHERWISE IT WILL HAVE A POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE CHARGE. THE NUMBER OF PROTO
 IF YOU'RE A WOMAN AND YOU SWALLOW PROGESTERONE,
 GLASSY WHITE CRYSTALS. ATOMS CAN BE SPLIT, WHIC
 OTHER FUN INVENTIONS: GEARS, CATAPULTS, GLASSES, KITES, THERMOMETERS, SCISSORS, TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED, TAKE THE CRED
 CIRCULAR SAWS, BUTTONS, FORKS,
 PAINT ROLLERS, WRITTEN AND SPOKEN
 ANY
 WAY. KEEP THIS SHIRT
 AROUND
 LANGUAGE, THE WHEEL, RUDDERS, CPR,
 UMBRELLAS
 DELICIOUS
 SCREWS
 CARBONATED
 CONDOMS,
 WATER
 AVAILABLE AS A PRINT AND SHIRT AT TOPATOCO.COM
Trailing: it now as my truth... I am a woman who feels sexiest when I bleed I feel sexiest as I sit bare-assed on my throne with a purple towel under my hips to catch my free flow during those first two days when my body rejects anything inside of me, and clothing seems like such a waste of good blood and laundry detergent I feel sexiest when I see the blood smeared across my inner thighs, painting the most tender and receptive channels of my body with the nourishment that is mine alone to share as I so choose I feel sexiest when I dance naked out under the dark moon, spiraling round with blood on my forehead and trailing down my legs to mark the grass with crimson tracks of where I've been as I sing songs of where I'm going I feel sexiest when the children ask me what's in the jar of red liquid sitting on the bathroom counter, and I tell them it's my yoni blood, the juice that flows from my body each month to help me shed layers of what's no longer needed so I can share that gift in holy communion with the Earth and my favorite houseplants. I feel sexiest when my stomach is bloated and distended, shattering all of society's illusions of what feminininity is meant to look like and crafting the knowledge of what true Goddess is based off my own reflection. I feel sexiest when I self-pleasure to relieve my menstrual cramps, again and again until the pain turns to pleasure and I remember why my spirit agreed to come into this body, custom designed for my mission to come home to myself as magic and remind others they can do the same. I’m all for informing people about the monthly cycle and if you’re proud of your period then cool, but I wouldn’t smear it on my face and store it.
Trailing: it now as my truth...
 I am a woman who feels sexiest when I bleed
 I feel sexiest as I sit bare-assed on my throne with a purple
 towel under my hips to catch my free flow during those first
 two days when my body rejects anything inside of me, and
 clothing seems like such a waste of good blood and laundry
 detergent
 I feel sexiest when I see the blood smeared across my inner
 thighs, painting the most tender and receptive channels of
 my body with the nourishment that is mine alone to share as
 I so choose
 I feel sexiest when I dance naked out under the dark moon,
 spiraling round with blood on my forehead and trailing down
 my legs to mark the grass with crimson tracks of where I've
 been as I sing songs of where I'm going
 I feel sexiest when the children ask me what's in the jar of
 red liquid sitting on the bathroom counter, and I tell them it's
 my yoni blood, the juice that flows from my body each
 month to help me shed layers of what's no longer needed so
 I can share that gift in holy communion with the Earth and
 my favorite houseplants.
 I feel sexiest when my stomach is bloated and distended,
 shattering all of society's illusions of what feminininity is
 meant to look like and crafting the knowledge of what true
 Goddess is based off my own reflection.
 I feel sexiest when I self-pleasure to relieve my menstrual
 cramps, again and again until the pain turns to pleasure and
 I remember why my spirit agreed to come into this body,
 custom designed for my mission to come home to myself as
 magic and remind others they
 can do the same.
I’m all for informing people about the monthly cycle and if you’re proud of your period then cool, but I wouldn’t smear it on my face and store it.

I’m all for informing people about the monthly cycle and if you’re proud of your period then cool, but I wouldn’t smear it on my face and...

Trailing: @ 65% Sprint 10:34 PM I feel sexiest when my stomach is bloated and distended, shattering all of society's illusions of w feminininity is meant to look like and crafting the knowledge of what true Goddess is based off my reflection Monday at 8:14 PM Maybe I am alone in this, and maybe not. Either way, I claim it now as my truth... I feel sexiest when I self-pleasure to relieve my menstrual cramps, again and again until the pain t to pleasure and I remember why my spirit agreed t come into this body, custom designed for my missi to come home to myself as magic and remind othe they can do the same. I am a woman who feels sexiest when I bleed. I feel sexiest as I sit bare-assed on my throne with a purple towel under my hips to catch my free flow during those first two days when my body rejects anything inside of me, and clothing seems like such a waste of good blood and laundry detergent. I feel sexiest when I let my emotions flow as freely my blood, my body grieving the loss of the life not to birth so that my attention and energy can be directed in fullness towards the mysteries I hold within, awaiting their time to come through. Blood mingled with tears, iron and salt, grieving the deep aspects of my core wounds, my ancestors' core wounds, humanity's core wounds, the Earth's core wounds, releasing any sense of separation, of defi what's mine and what's their's, so that what needs be felt, acknowledged, integrated, and released ca find its healing through me. I feel sexiest when I see the blood smeared across my inner thighs, painting the most tender and receptive channels of my body with the nourishment that is mine alone to share as I so choose. I feel sexiest when I dance naked out under the dark moon, spiraling round with blood on my forehead and trailing down my legs to mark the grass with crimson tracks of where I've been as I sing songs of where I'm going. I feel sexiest when the children ask me what's in the jar of red liquid sitting on the bathroom counter, and I tell them it's my yoni blood, the juice that flows from my body each month to help me shed layers of what's no longer needed so I can share that gift in holy communion with the Earth and my favorite houseplants. Because I can And I do. And that, I feel, is pretty fucking sexy i have never felt this way about having my period..
Trailing: @ 65%
 Sprint
 10:34 PM
 I feel sexiest when my stomach is bloated and
 distended, shattering all of society's illusions of w
 feminininity is meant to look like and crafting the
 knowledge of what true Goddess is based off my
 reflection
 Monday at 8:14 PM
 Maybe I am alone in this, and maybe not. Either way, I
 claim it now as my truth...
 I feel sexiest when I self-pleasure to relieve my
 menstrual cramps, again and again until the pain t
 to pleasure and I remember why my spirit agreed t
 come into this body, custom designed for my missi
 to come home to myself as magic and remind othe
 they can do the same.
 I am a woman who feels sexiest when I bleed.
 I feel sexiest as I sit bare-assed on my throne with a
 purple towel under my hips to catch my free flow
 during those first two days when my body rejects
 anything inside of me, and clothing seems like such a
 waste of good blood and laundry detergent.
 I feel sexiest when I let my emotions flow as freely
 my blood, my body grieving the loss of the life not
 to birth so that my attention and energy can be
 directed in fullness towards the mysteries I hold
 within, awaiting their time to come through. Blood
 mingled with tears, iron and salt, grieving the deep
 aspects of my core wounds, my ancestors' core
 wounds, humanity's core wounds, the Earth's core
 wounds, releasing any sense of separation, of defi
 what's mine and what's their's, so that what needs
 be felt, acknowledged, integrated, and released ca
 find its healing through me.
 I feel sexiest when I see the blood smeared across my
 inner thighs, painting the most tender and receptive
 channels of my body with the nourishment that is
 mine alone to share as I so choose.
 I feel sexiest when I dance naked out under the dark
 moon, spiraling round with blood on my forehead and
 trailing down my legs to mark the grass with crimson
 tracks of where I've been as I sing songs of where I'm
 going.
 I feel sexiest when the children ask me what's in the
 jar of red liquid sitting on the bathroom counter, and I
 tell them it's my yoni blood, the juice that flows from
 my body each month to help me shed layers of what's
 no longer needed so I can share that gift in holy
 communion with the Earth and my favorite
 houseplants.
 Because I can
 And I do.
 And that, I feel, is pretty fucking sexy
i have never felt this way about having my period..

i have never felt this way about having my period..