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Tumblr Com: tindershwinder:I hate all men. Yes every single one. Yes even you in the back.

tindershwinder:I hate all men. Yes every single one. Yes even you in the back.

Tumblr Com: arschbiene: Gilbert + not social distancing
Tumblr Com: arschbiene:

Gilbert + not social distancing

arschbiene: Gilbert + not social distancing

Tumblr Com: abzanascendancy: We saw them literally emerging from a wall and no one else thought to make a Jojo’s reference???
Tumblr Com: abzanascendancy:

We saw them literally emerging from a wall and no one else thought to make a Jojo’s reference???

abzanascendancy: We saw them literally emerging from a wall and no one else thought to make a Jojo’s reference???

Tumblr Com: twitblr: I feel like I should see more stories like this 💜
Tumblr Com: twitblr:
I feel like I should see more stories like this 💜

twitblr: I feel like I should see more stories like this 💜

Tumblr Com: trilllizard420: methed-up-samurai-is-a-ghost: Uhhhhh hey uh that’s not how youre supposed to… Nevermind lol Borderlands 2 Tediore Reloads
Tumblr Com: trilllizard420:
methed-up-samurai-is-a-ghost:
Uhhhhh hey uh that’s not how youre supposed to… Nevermind lol
Borderlands 2 Tediore Reloads

trilllizard420: methed-up-samurai-is-a-ghost: Uhhhhh hey uh that’s not how youre supposed to… Nevermind lol Borderlands 2 Tediore Reloads

Tumblr Com: awesomacious: U heckin wot m8?
Tumblr Com: awesomacious:

U heckin wot m8?

awesomacious: U heckin wot m8?

Tumblr Com: awesomacious: Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)
Tumblr Com: awesomacious:

Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)

awesomacious: Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)

Tumblr Com: awesomacious: turtles are nice
Tumblr Com: awesomacious:

turtles are nice

awesomacious: turtles are nice

Tumblr Com: awesomacious: Furret is here to tell you that you can do the thing
Tumblr Com: awesomacious:

Furret is here to tell you that you can do the thing

awesomacious: Furret is here to tell you that you can do the thing

Tumblr Com: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.”
Tumblr Com: brightlotusmoon:
a-holiday-franchise:


perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY


imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” 



“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”

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Tumblr Com: awesomacious: No matter what you play, just have fun!
Tumblr Com: awesomacious:

No matter what you play, just have fun!

awesomacious: No matter what you play, just have fun!

Tumblr Com: catasters: Catasters…
Tumblr Com: catasters:

Catasters…

catasters: Catasters…

Tumblr Com: awesomacious: it’s ok to fall apart
Tumblr Com: awesomacious:

it’s ok to fall apart

awesomacious: it’s ok to fall apart

Tumblr Com: awesomacious: I did this to my dinosaur who had long eye lashes
Tumblr Com: awesomacious:

I did this to my dinosaur who had long eye lashes

awesomacious: I did this to my dinosaur who had long eye lashes

Tumblr Com: lesbocosmo: targent: targent: new look…new me…new horizons the long awaited tank is here….Enjoy
Tumblr Com: lesbocosmo:

targent:

targent:
new look…new me…new horizons
the long awaited tank is here….Enjoy

lesbocosmo: targent: targent: new look…new me…new horizons the long awaited tank is here….Enjoy

Tumblr Com: beyoncescock:just leaving this here
Tumblr Com: beyoncescock:just leaving this here

beyoncescock:just leaving this here

Tumblr Com: thesassygoats:there’s a new sheriff in town (and she cute as hell)
Tumblr Com: thesassygoats:there’s a new sheriff in town (and she cute as hell)

thesassygoats:there’s a new sheriff in town (and she cute as hell)

Tumblr Com: justcatposts:Here’s Johnny!
Tumblr Com: justcatposts:Here’s Johnny!

justcatposts:Here’s Johnny!

Tumblr Com: professorsparklepants: #DICK YOU DUMB SLUT (via @nitewrighter)
Tumblr Com: professorsparklepants:
#DICK YOU DUMB SLUT (via @nitewrighter)

professorsparklepants: #DICK YOU DUMB SLUT (via @nitewrighter)

Tumblr Com: starkswhee: queercyberoceancowgirl: tulparightsactivist: cheshireinthemiddle: joekewlio: systlin: jabberwockypie: kayrowhitesyrup: black-girl-against-feminism: keyhollow: surprisebitch: pancakes are made of eggs omfg Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t. Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables. This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens. It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen. Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.  Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it. Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas. Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?
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queercyberoceancowgirl:

tulparightsactivist:

cheshireinthemiddle:


joekewlio:


systlin:

jabberwockypie:

kayrowhitesyrup:

black-girl-against-feminism:


keyhollow:

surprisebitch:

pancakes are made of eggs omfg




Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. 


I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯



As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.
Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 


Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.
Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.
Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. 


Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

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Tumblr Com: justcatposts: not a care in the world  (via: @swongm)
Tumblr Com: justcatposts:
not a care in the world 
(via: @swongm)

justcatposts: not a care in the world  (via: @swongm)

Tumblr Com: elierlick: contemporarysnowflake: For the allies (and autistic people) who need it 💙 Important info for Autism Acceptance Month! 
Tumblr Com: elierlick:

contemporarysnowflake:
For the allies (and autistic people) who need it 💙
Important info for Autism Acceptance Month! 

elierlick: contemporarysnowflake: For the allies (and autistic people) who need it 💙 Important info for Autism Acceptance Month! 

Tumblr Com: blessedimagesblog: Beautiful.
Tumblr Com: blessedimagesblog:

Beautiful.

blessedimagesblog: Beautiful.

Tumblr Com: lil-tumbles: cursedpossums: omghotmemes: Everyone agrees that aaaaaa mutual worldwide aaaaa Ahhhhhh Rb if u agreee
Tumblr Com: lil-tumbles:
cursedpossums:


omghotmemes:
Everyone agrees that aaaaaa
mutual worldwide aaaaa



Ahhhhhh
Rb if u agreee

lil-tumbles: cursedpossums: omghotmemes: Everyone agrees that aaaaaa mutual worldwide aaaaa Ahhhhhh Rb if u agreee

Tumblr Com: animalrates: This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment via @rkenyon3
Tumblr Com: animalrates:
This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment
via @rkenyon3

animalrates: This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as paym...

Tumblr Com: animalsnaps: Dog snaps via: reddit u/schmoniebaggs / @find_cebu / @savannahmriley
Tumblr Com: animalsnaps:
Dog snaps
via: reddit u/schmoniebaggs / @find_cebu / @savannahmriley

animalsnaps: Dog snaps via: reddit u/schmoniebaggs / @find_cebu / @savannahmriley

Tumblr Com: animalsnaps:via @winnie_thecocker
Tumblr Com: animalsnaps:via @winnie_thecocker

animalsnaps:via @winnie_thecocker

Tumblr Com: justcatposts:Everyone’s wondering
Tumblr Com: justcatposts:Everyone’s wondering

justcatposts:Everyone’s wondering

Tumblr Com: the-memedaddy: Meirl
Tumblr Com: the-memedaddy:

Meirl

the-memedaddy: Meirl

Tumblr Com: justcatposts:A short story.
Tumblr Com: justcatposts:A short story.

justcatposts:A short story.

Tumblr Com: afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself: argumate: afloweroutofstone: Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done. this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale. It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras? That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations. Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today: I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now! @cominyern​ Subgenre!  Red is killer/slasher/psychological Blue is monster/creature Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon Green is alien Black is zombies Purple is vampires It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest. that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety. (i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally) I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!
Tumblr Com: afloweroutofstone:

iamicecreamsbitch:

averyterrible:


afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

the-real-numbers:

identicaltomyself:


argumate:


afloweroutofstone:
Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done.
this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale.


It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras?


That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations.

Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today:
I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now!

@cominyern​ Subgenre! 
Red is killer/slasher/psychological
Blue is monster/creature
Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon
Green is alien
Black is zombies
Purple is vampires
It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest.

that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety.

(i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally)



I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! 

Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!

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Tumblr Com: thesassypigs: Play time 🐷❤️ via @zekethegreat1
Tumblr Com: thesassypigs:
Play time 🐷❤️
via @zekethegreat1

thesassypigs: Play time 🐷❤️ via @zekethegreat1

Tumblr Com: ups-dogs:Our Scottsdale Arizona UPS man and Peppa❤️
Tumblr Com: ups-dogs:Our Scottsdale Arizona UPS man and Peppa❤️

ups-dogs:Our Scottsdale Arizona UPS man and Peppa❤️

Tumblr Com: awesomacious: Not sure if posted before but this is too cute
Tumblr Com: awesomacious:

Not sure if posted before but this is too cute

awesomacious: Not sure if posted before but this is too cute

Tumblr Com: justcatposts:Looks like a wonderful photo to me
Tumblr Com: justcatposts:Looks like a wonderful photo to me

justcatposts:Looks like a wonderful photo to me

Tumblr Com: plinnerofficial:This is what I need in my life right now 🙌🐶My type of spirit animal 🙏
Tumblr Com: plinnerofficial:This is what I need in my life right now 🙌🐶My type of spirit animal 🙏

plinnerofficial:This is what I need in my life right now 🙌🐶My type of spirit animal 🙏

Tumblr Com: ups-dogs:Here’s a picture taken today with my 2 favourite neighborhood dogs.CurtisMississauga ON Canada@telusmonkey
Tumblr Com: ups-dogs:Here’s a picture taken today with my 2 favourite neighborhood dogs.CurtisMississauga ON Canada@telusmonkey

ups-dogs:Here’s a picture taken today with my 2 favourite neighborhood dogs.CurtisMississauga ON Canada@telusmonkey

Tumblr Com: awesomacious: WHY IS THIS SO TRUE ?!!!!!!
Tumblr Com: awesomacious:

WHY IS THIS SO TRUE ?!!!!!!

awesomacious: WHY IS THIS SO TRUE ?!!!!!!