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God, Jesus, and Parents: 3 4G 41% 15:33 Photo Yesterday, I was standing waiting for my bags in the TSA pre check line (I make this distinction because white people get very uncomfortable when you come into spaces that are made accessible to them via class). "Yellow.. its the color of the season. Did you know that?" I was wearing a yellow turtle neck and had to move away when this presumable white woman was going to reach to touch it. As I was walking away, another white cis woman looked at me as if she was seeing Jesus and said, "wow you look amazing!" Y'all its a yellow turtle neck and khakis! But Ericka, its just a compliment, nah its their discomfort on loud speaker. White people do not compliment each other to this extent, I know they ain't shifting their way of being when they see me.. I used to get dressed for these compliments. I would wait to wow white folks as my internalized anti- Blackness said that Black people weren't here for my weirdness. This fetishizing didn't end when I was married to a white person either, she did it too. When we divorced, I wasn't able to grieve. "You are so strong, Ericka! You will be fine!". When I was diagnosed with breast cancer, same thing. This rhetoric is what kills black parents in labor. Medical institutions think that we are only strong too. Like (@kolbybrianne) said this absolutely plays a role in desirability, and Eb said yesterday, if Black femmes are godlike, who wants to fuck god? bell hooks goes on to say that Black women are strong so white women can remain victims. . don’t compliment black people
God, Jesus, and Parents: 3 4G
 41%
 15:33
 Photo
 Yesterday, I was standing waiting for my bags in the
 TSA pre check line (I make this distinction because
 white people get very uncomfortable when you come
 into spaces that are made accessible to them via
 class). "Yellow.. its the color of the season. Did you
 know that?" I was wearing a yellow turtle neck and
 had to move away when this presumable white
 woman was going to reach to touch it. As I was
 walking away, another white cis woman looked at me
 as if she was seeing Jesus and said, "wow you look
 amazing!" Y'all its a yellow turtle neck and khakis!
 But Ericka, its just a compliment, nah its their
 discomfort on loud speaker. White people do not
 compliment each other to this extent, I know they
 ain't shifting their way of being when they see me..
 I used to get dressed for these compliments. I would
 wait to wow white folks as my internalized anti-
 Blackness said that Black people weren't here for my
 weirdness. This fetishizing didn't end when I was
 married to a white person either, she did it too. When
 we divorced, I wasn't able to grieve. "You are so
 strong, Ericka! You will be fine!". When I was
 diagnosed with breast cancer, same thing. This
 rhetoric is what kills black parents in labor. Medical
 institutions think that we are only strong too. Like
 (@kolbybrianne) said this absolutely plays a role in
 desirability, and Eb said yesterday, if Black femmes
 are godlike, who wants to fuck god?
 bell hooks goes on to say that Black women are
 strong so white women can remain victims. .
don’t compliment black people

don’t compliment black people

Target, Tumblr, and Best: shodaw: treycomehere: When you walk in hot topic for the first time. In case y’all forgot about the best video of all time
Target, Tumblr, and Best: shodaw:
treycomehere:

When you walk in hot topic for the first time.

In case y’all forgot about the best video of all time

shodaw: treycomehere: When you walk in hot topic for the first time. In case y’all forgot about the best video of all time

Being Alone, Best Friend, and Bored: Peter gets weirdly excited about 3D printers Tony invited him over to check out his nanotech suits once and Peter spent the whole time making 4 tiny elephants and a surprised Pikachu Nobody really knows why, but they support him anyway marvel-lous-things Tony: so here's our main R&D headquarters, we're working on nanotech and telikinetic control in prosthetics- Peter? Peter, livestreaming the 3D printer and 3D printer alone: mother,,, fuckin,,, pinnacle of technology., unbelievable,,, the future is now marvel-lous-thing:s Shuri: Do you see anything you like? Peter, clinging to the 3D printer currently shooting out tiny tchalla figurines that Shuri made when she was bored: absolutely marvel-lous-things Teacher: Peter, you were supposed to write a paper on the developments in science Peter: and Teacher: yours is titled "3D printers and why they're the Best Peter: Teacher: it's 4 pages of unintelligible garbage and recommended names to give your printer Peter: Peter, crying: the file was 3D printed by my best friend max marvel-lous-things 3D printer: "click* Peter: oh 3D printer: "clicks again Peter: oh my God 3D printer: "deposits 72nd tiny elephant Peter, clutching his heart: INC R ED IBLE Tony, calling may: we have a situation please I can't do this alone shadowzealot That's not how a 3d printer works They don't,.., Deposit" They Extrude They don't "click" They Beepedy boopedy But in all seriousness I could imagine Peter getting a dual nozzler to print tiny elephants in two colours at once Incorrect Marvel Headcanons are The Greatest
Being Alone, Best Friend, and Bored: Peter gets weirdly excited about 3D printers
 Tony invited him over to check out his
 nanotech suits once and Peter spent the
 whole time making 4 tiny elephants and a
 surprised Pikachu
 Nobody really knows why, but they support
 him anyway
 marvel-lous-things
 Tony: so here's our main R&D headquarters,
 we're working on nanotech and telikinetic
 control in prosthetics- Peter?
 Peter, livestreaming the 3D printer and 3D
 printer alone: mother,,, fuckin,,, pinnacle of
 technology., unbelievable,,, the future is now
 marvel-lous-thing:s
 Shuri: Do you see anything you like?
 Peter, clinging to the 3D printer currently
 shooting out tiny tchalla figurines that Shuri
 made when she was bored: absolutely
 marvel-lous-things
 Teacher: Peter, you were supposed to write a
 paper on the developments in science
 Peter: and
 Teacher: yours is titled "3D printers and why
 they're the Best
 Peter:
 Teacher: it's 4 pages of unintelligible garbage
 and recommended names to give your
 printer
 Peter:
 Peter, crying: the file was 3D printed by my
 best friend max
 marvel-lous-things
 3D printer: "click*
 Peter: oh
 3D printer: "clicks again
 Peter: oh my God
 3D printer: "deposits 72nd tiny elephant
 Peter, clutching his heart: INC R ED IBLE
 Tony, calling may: we have a situation please
 I can't do this alone
 shadowzealot
 That's not how a 3d printer works
 They don't,..,
 Deposit"
 They
 Extrude
 They don't
 "click"
 They
 Beepedy boopedy
 But in all seriousness I could imagine Peter
 getting a dual nozzler to print tiny elephants
 in two colours at once
Incorrect Marvel Headcanons are The Greatest

Incorrect Marvel Headcanons are The Greatest

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm Aspirar productos de limpieza hace que pierdas el miedo
Tumblr, Blog, and Com: picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

Aspirar productos de limpieza hace que pierdas el miedo

picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm Aspirar productos de limpieza hace que pierdas el miedo

Apparently, Confused, and Friends: solarmorrigan So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be back in a couple of minutes Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y'know. Brief respite. We al si and chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back stops in the doorway, and just stares at us After a long moment, she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons." To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We're allowed to pop them? and immediately turns around and stabs his friend's balloon with the pencil There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates' balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. can't believe you didn't pop your balloons." Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever vansnailismylife Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom. On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the list of tasks. Task 1- the test. Everybody took it silently no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two: tidy up the room. So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three: Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher. After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING. She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice. She tried to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didn't get the point across hookedonafeeeling That's because lord of the flies isn't representative of humanity it's representative of rich white male shitheads Source: solarmorrigan NOT being stranded on an island can really change the outcome of things.
Apparently, Confused, and Friends: solarmorrigan
 So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and
 a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no
 explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort
 of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes
 role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be
 back in a couple of minutes
 Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English
 and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y'know. Brief respite. We al si and
 chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's balloon, but gives it back to her
 easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back
 stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
 After a long moment, she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons."
 To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We're allowed to pop
 them? and immediately turns around and stabs his friend's balloon with the
 pencil
 There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop
 seatmates' balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking
 her head. can't believe you didn't pop your balloons."
 Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to
 demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no
 authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment
 ever
 vansnailismylife
 Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where
 we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took
 role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom.
 On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At
 first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we
 just started tackling the list of tasks. Task 1- the test. Everybody took it silently
 no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two: tidy up the
 room. So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of
 the room. Task Three: Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us
 So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the
 teacher. After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING. She was so upset
 we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been
 texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they
 were too nice. She tried to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild
 because it meant her class didn't get the point across
 hookedonafeeeling
 That's because lord of the flies isn't representative of humanity it's
 representative of rich white male shitheads
 Source: solarmorrigan
NOT being stranded on an island can really change the outcome of things.

NOT being stranded on an island can really change the outcome of things.

Bad, Dude, and Future: Lol at this dude continually using the word 'females" to refer to women and expecting anyone to believe he's not a fuckboi Like, I dearly dearly hope OP knows that all of us reading this will discount his entire post as laughably stupid and unoriginal and completely transparent from the very moment the word "females" showed up. Especially since it showed up in the middle of a complaint about how there are 'too many" of them on the show I have to admit I did not expect anyone to reply to this post and focus on the one fact I said 'females l don't really use women' personally. Females' is the first word that came to my head and if it was offensive l apologise since I'm a female myself. If women' or 'woman' is more inclusive I would have used it But I have to say, from my tags, into this post, it is an opinion and I am also at points recounting what my father is saying his words too, is close to being like Rey. She can't be beat. The tension in the finale episode is made up, we know she's going to live anyways. And Spock saying (Something along the lines of): 'we need you'? Specifically to her? Out of the question. They' ve changed Spock's character." from But I am not one to state who should say what or regulate what one should say on a post like this. I don't want to rag on anyone, it was again, just an opinion post and I am sorry to offend people even when I'm not apart of the Discovery fandom or any other fandom in general from the Star Trek series's I hope you still enjoy Star Trek: Discovery even with my critiques and It IS more inclusive to use the term "women" rather than "females" and the fact that the use of 'females" is a well-known red flag when used by men is literally all over Tumblr. If you haven't seen it by now even though you use this website a lot judging by your blog, you're living under a rock or you REALLY curate your Tumblr experience Or, as still suspect, you're a fuckboi dudebro trying to get away with being a misogynistic asshole by claiming to be 'female." I know it's your opinion, I happen to think your opinion is a stupid one probably based on conservative values (given your declaration that you hate SJW things being shoved down your throat in another post you made about Star Wars) and very little actual knowledge of Discovery as a show or Star Trek as a franchise If you don't like shows/films/franchises where you feel like the characters are unbeatable what the FUCK are you doing in Trek at all? There is literally NO TREK SHOW where you EVER believe the characters are going to lose and if they do, it's never permanent. You claimed in your post that TNG had "tension" so l'd like you to explain that. Elaborate on how TNG somehow had this "tension" in a way that Discovery doesn't, huh? At what point during that show did they ever completely lose? At what point did you believe Picard and the crew of the Enterprise would be beaten by, say, the Borg or one of their other recurring antagonists? Star Trek is meant to be a utopian future, you're not supposed to believe the good guys can lose, not forever. That's the whole point. Absolute Gatekeeper goes off at someone elses opinion because they don't agree with theirs (Wasn't a bad post, just poorly worded). (Post has been put on Private because oh my god this dude did insane mental gymnastics to get here)
Bad, Dude, and Future: Lol at this dude continually using the word 'females" to refer to
 women and expecting anyone to believe he's not a fuckboi
 Like, I dearly dearly hope OP knows that all of us reading this will
 discount his entire post as laughably stupid and unoriginal and
 completely transparent from the very moment the word "females"
 showed up. Especially since it showed up in the middle of a
 complaint about how there are 'too many" of them on the show
 I have to admit I did not expect anyone to reply to this post and focus
 on the one fact I said 'females
 l don't really use women' personally. Females' is the first word that
 came to my head and if it was offensive l apologise since I'm a
 female myself. If women' or 'woman' is more inclusive I would have
 used it
 But I have to say, from my tags, into this post, it is an opinion and I
 am also at points recounting what my father is saying
 his words too, is close to being like Rey. She can't be beat. The
 tension in the finale episode is made up, we know she's going to live
 anyways. And Spock saying (Something along the lines of): 'we need
 you'? Specifically to her? Out of the question. They' ve changed
 Spock's character."
 from
 But I am not one to state who should say what or regulate what one
 should say on a post like this. I don't want to rag on anyone, it was
 again, just an opinion post and I am sorry to offend people even
 when I'm not apart of the Discovery fandom or any other fandom in
 general from the Star Trek series's
 I hope you still enjoy Star Trek: Discovery even with my critiques and
 It IS more inclusive to use the term "women" rather than "females"
 and the fact that the use of 'females" is a well-known red flag when
 used by men is literally all over Tumblr. If you haven't seen it by now
 even though you use this website a lot judging by your blog, you're
 living under a rock or you REALLY curate your Tumblr experience
 Or, as still suspect, you're a fuckboi dudebro trying to get away with
 being a misogynistic asshole by claiming to be 'female."
 I know it's your opinion, I happen to think your opinion is a stupid one
 probably based on conservative values (given your declaration that
 you hate SJW things being shoved down your throat in another
 post you made about Star Wars) and very little actual knowledge of
 Discovery as a show or Star Trek as a franchise
 If you don't like shows/films/franchises where you feel like the
 characters are unbeatable what the FUCK are you doing in Trek at
 all? There is literally NO TREK SHOW where you EVER believe the
 characters are going to lose and if they do, it's never permanent. You
 claimed in your post that TNG had "tension" so l'd like you to explain
 that. Elaborate on how TNG somehow had this "tension" in a way
 that Discovery doesn't, huh? At what point during that show did they
 ever completely lose? At what point did you believe Picard and the
 crew of the Enterprise would be beaten by, say, the Borg or one of
 their other recurring antagonists? Star Trek is meant to be a utopian
 future, you're not supposed to believe the good guys can lose, not
 forever. That's the whole point.
Absolute Gatekeeper goes off at someone elses opinion because they don't agree with theirs (Wasn't a bad post, just poorly worded). (Post has been put on Private because oh my god this dude did insane mental gymnastics to get here)

Absolute Gatekeeper goes off at someone elses opinion because they don't agree with theirs (Wasn't a bad post, just poorly worded). (Post ha...